So I Went 0-3 - Witchwood / Hearthstone

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[@frankohero]

Finally. This is how arena ALWAYS was to me, when I still "played" it. It played me.

[@joeshoesmith]

Yeah, I'm sure none of that was your skill. None.

[@frankohero]

@KSS: Are you? Woah. I, as I am, am not so SURE about anything. But if the same patterns repeat over and over again (as seen by a player who reached Legend a few times (ME)), THEN, >maybe< something strange >maybe< going on. I recorded the end of that (a lot of it), showed it to expierienced HS players. They would spank my bottom if I messed up and cried about it. No spanking for me.

[@LapisLaser]

Pretty incredible. Even though the arena has by far the most outcomes decided by sheer luck, people still pretend it's all about skill somehow. Oh well, guess it's just like life to that end.

[@goclbert]

LapisLaser One arena run has a lot of luck. 30 arena runs do not.

[@LapisLaser]

Guess what, one arena run costs 150 gold, 30 runs cost 4,500. One daily quest gives 53 gold on average, plus 10 gold per 3 wins, up to 100 max. So what I'm saying is that unless you pay arena fee in cash, it's a pretty huge investment before it becomes more than just a crapshoot. And very few players can afford an investment like that. Even if they're otherwise pretty competent at the game.

[@SkipperinoHS]

0:52 watch draft 3:29 skip draft

[@user-zc9dp1ob9u]

OMG,HOW?

[@abenyu5070]

Skipperino Kripperino 10 seconds Jesus Christ

[@Marius-dl3hj]

fast as fuck

[@paroxv7340]

Wtf

[@robinspanier7017]

16:55 skip murder

[@Zehlia]

I am very dissapointed in the last shaman for not having an ooze to kill the sword

[@MajkaSrajka]

not win more enough

[@kingofBFH]

3:10 when the curve on the bottom of the screen shows u the middle finger LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@sebhs557]

Baba O was looking for this comment :)

[@danlab1097]

Seb Hs me too lol

[@alejandrocortes1149]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Kripp was using a Polo? What is this?

[@tazny3229]

Also his hair looks neater than usual, it must be a special occasion. Omg, what if Kripp is going to propose to us tonight!

[@stevefoxrox]

Spotted the non Kipperino

[@eretah]

Shirterino died for this

[@UPTARDDOWNTARD]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@robin8220]

Don't worry when you get me in arena you will make it to 3/3...

[@robj4078]

Sunkeeperino Tarimerino Kripperino He literally got that card and lost.

[@Obsolete386]

the card sets everything to 3/3. Way to miss the joke, Rob

[@pepinogrande6930]

But he got you. And you failed him. 0/3 bad memage.

[@tonyb7389]

r/whooosh

[@pepinogrande6930]

r/whooosh

[@Chomacho]

There's enough salt to be made into separate lines!

[@stayhydrated9525]

Coliseum Managerino Kripperino salt in separate lines sounds like cocaine

[@base4037]

TheHayduken1 isn't that what salt does?

[@zacharynyberg7007]

god his salt this time was hilarious it made me cum twice into my beard

[@plaskut]

Separate lines, PLEASE!

[@BavarianRet]

Heavy Salt. ERROR ERROR

[@aliajam6187]

MM_CreepingDeath I have been summoned

[@face0fmars]

MM_CreepingDeath yummy salty tears of our dear Kripp

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

Use win more cards -> Win more than Kripp

[@thedinnerdate]

I really wish he'd stop using that phrase so incorrectly.

[@arbitrage2141]

thedinnerdate Incorrectly?

[@sqentontheslime1967]

Doggerino Kripperino I think you mean woof, Bork or yap.

[@thedinnerdate]

Doggerino Kripperino, A "win more" card isn't a card like flametongue, funglemancer, bonemare etc.. They are just good cards. A "win more" card means to get the chance to play the card you already have to be in a winning position so when you're playing it you are really just "winning more". Blood of the Ancient One is an example of this. To get that card to go off you have to make it to turn 9 and play two vanilla 9/9's. If you're in a position to do that you've likely already won the game so now you're just "winning more".

[@Yeepride987]

I really hope this video gets more views than Kripps 12-0 vid just to show how much his audience prefer the salt mines

[@TheSwordieBrom]

6:55 "PerfecttT answersS, 100% boys" 10:32 "top decked another oneeE, woaw..like i could have beat that guy, all i have to do is not start losing by like half a minion and then buff buff buff buff buff." 14:02 "ughhhh here comes the win moar cards..." 16:40 "oh there it is, top decked lethal with another win moar card"

[@errorinoerrorinokripperino8152]

ERROR! ERROR!

[@Mike_416]

I was giggling the whole time. Especially when he called the Bonemare on the last game. I burst out laughing that was just too funny. poor guy. I've had it where I drafted a pretty good deck and they have literally every answer. It's like I'm versing a constructed deck.

[@Helskorn]

Even the curve is giving Kripp the finger.

[@viewtifuljoe2123]

The salt mines of Kripparria are unlike any other

[@norsetrack945]

T H E 0 - 3 M A N

[@lab-virus]

Finally, now I can tell everyone that my average arena win rate is as good as Kripp's.

[@doublechindoge7]

Salt Chronicles just found himself a movie Trilogy! 😂

[@Valtah]

nice salteryno dosis for the morning Kripp

[@tonyfffuuu]

This is 95% of my all time games

[@GoddamitJmie]

If you were watching how your opponents played that first game , that was 100% the clearest cnipe ive ever seen

[@FiaraGC]

You went 0-3... welcome to my world Mr. Kripp

[@mikebiff]

When he called the fucking bonemare my jaw fr dropped lmaoo

[@myles3190]

This was hilarious in person

[@MatusFinchus]

The mana curve in the thumbnail representing the arrangement of your fingers to each of those 3 opponents.

[@spinningredchair8092]

Holy shit i didnt even realize it was Kripp when i played I thought i just destroyed some scrub who was going 0-2 like me

[@paolo8665]

Jesse Raimirez lol

[@jinmuhuotu6882]

OMEGALUL

[@mahikannakiham2477]

Brick Omg no way this guy played against the almighty celebrity Kripparian. No fucking way, he definitely needs to prove it. Everyone knows the people who play against Kripp in ARENA are close relatives, not random strangers...

[@drewzeegrows]

Jesse Raimirez same but different game from a while back. I never knew his game name because it's always hidden and i dint tlwatch stream only youtube. I only know now because amaz said his hearthstone name lol

[@mahikannakiham2477]

Brick I advise you to reread my comment by assuming every single sentence is sarcastic.

[@NEkromanT33]

This was great. Please, do more.

[@draugsvoll01]

Looking extra fly there mister Kripparian

[@KrippsJuicyButthole]

On the face of Boisterous bard. IS THIS LOSS?!?!?

[@djafar699]

WhereIsKripperinoInTheThumbnailerino lovely lovely shiny salt 😂

[@Diego_Covre]

It's 3 losses and 0 wins

[@ophoster]

It's not loss, it's defeat. And it's not win, it's victory.

[@Diego_Covre]

ophoster of course, the famous 12 victories, definitively not 12 wins :)

[@nicholaspro5083]

Kripp lookin real fresh with his new cut

[@fal1026]

this is every game of hearthstone in a nutshell. card dealer always chooses who wins.

[@facelessmanipulatorinokrip2236]

I'm late, i'm late!

[@ishga1407]

Is there a Crystal Runnerino Kripperino ?

[@abused_salad9337]

Sam Li It’s your destiny, embracerino the kripperino

[@ishga1407]

Abused Salad I understand now... Thank you. I won't let you down.

[@abused_salad9337]

Sam Li Not me my friend, do it for Kripp!

[@max-ii9kd]

what kripperino did u copy ? im confused

[@user-di8yl1oh1h]

paladin complain about win more,this is why we watch kripp.so good.so good

[@Zealch_]

4:00 nice world cup predication on point

[@RprtBak]

These were perfect examples of what was a normal game for me when I played hearthstone and why I stopped playing so many years ago lol

[@swmev]

salterino&twinshine will be pleased

[@smokego123]

0-3 always justifies a salty FEELSBADMAN

[@Poetro001]

Mana curve already showed the middle finger 😂

[@animals113]

the thumbnail is killing me :D i love it

[@Peetah112]

Nice haircut, Kripp! Keep bringing us the salt, we love it!

[@conradfederspiel2596]

He's dressed like he's reporting to his boss with the bad news

[@DIV1D3]

Paying 150 Gold and half an hour for a pack and 25 Dust. Yikes.

[@Beanstocku]

DIV1D3 seems pretty good

[@chaosmastermind]

LOL when your mana curve is literally flipping you off.

[@WarauTR]

Welcome to the 0-3 Club :)

[@Paranoiddruid2]

0:56 Vegan meat eater.

[@imapaincake2305]

It's okay, better to die young than never dying at all

[@hangman9001]

10:42 you did beat the guy... beat him off

[@RavenGaming]

Earliest I have ever been on a Kripp video :o Also, makes me feel better when I have a bad run like 2-3

[@rivini4585]

Same thing always happens to me whenever I give arena a chance; I'm given garbage cards to draft and I play against opponents who got all the good stuff. Last 3 times I played Paladin, I wasn't offered a single Spikeridged Steed nor a legendary. I'm rarely ever offered the opportunity to draft a legendary, and when I do get to have one, the best of the 3 choices is always something like Spiritsinger Umbra. I don't know what people see in this mode. I don't find it fun.

[@MrHostile12]

Now you know how I feel after every other arena run

[@cowabungazilla]

not sure if intentional, but the mana curve in the thumbnail looks like an up yours sign

[@ADLMoviemaker26]

Kripp Salty Chronicles July 2018 Edition

[@KKKuma]

15:37 Good prediction! Farsightreno Kripperino is late for this

[@michaelsimao495]

Shaman boi going for those kills yeah

[@notdoingmeth6579]

welcome to the normal arena for us, kripp :)

[@penyu1913]

shoulve let salt chronicle tell the tale

[@casperpetersen2961]

The salt is strong in this one

[@Jonashall1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kripp got fucking REKT! Nothing brings me such joy as when he get´s absolutely destroyed. Karma is a bitch isn´t it Kripp?

[@TolakosGreenLove]

Yep, this is my experience in arena EVERY FUCKING TIME! Welcome to the club Kripp!

[@oddgeir2330]

Kripp's hair is on point here.

[@sindrimyr4938]

Preparing in here

[@Manimal_Official]

Holy shit, the 0-2 shaman with hex, lightning storm, and bonemare is so fucking funny to me

[@rasmusolsson9509]

Looking sharp today!

[@heehee7996]

11:27 ALL SHIT hahahahahaha i loved that

[@alfo1111]

That middle finger in the card cost chart already sealed his fate........

[@dbdanny]

even the deck's mana curve is flipping him off

[@HyperKryst]

finally some good content

[@thomassynths]

The Salt is strong with this one.

[@noldanbvb8933]

that 0-2 shaman had a sick deck...

[@jaromc9045]

My Heartharena is not working it keeps saying please pick a hero power after I’ve already chosen a class????

[@SmashMyPitchUp]

Jarom C Damn Jarom lookin thicc. Sexy dude

[@flameohotman324]

I love it you upload so often😏😏

[@noshitterinnosherlockkerin5441]

I think the card "Vivid Nightmare" came out of experiences similar to this one.

[@Gullahjack12]

4:00 kripp predicts world up france 2-1

[@Hellopleesh]

Anyone notice in the thumbnail the mana curve is a middle finger flipping off the 0-3? lol

[@SaltChroniclesHearthstoneArena]

Same shit happened to me a few days ago :C

[@gabrielgerhard9122]

Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena "AND IT'S OOOVER"

[@t.oguzunluerler4804]

Make a video about yourself too man. ;D Was looking for you in the comments, i can't wait for the next one cause the qualitys gonna be pure gold

[@telavus920]

Aaaaaand its oveeeer

[@Krychomir]

So do we Kripp ... so do we ....

[@HeEde.]

Why am I still awake

[@Ylinatsiperkele]

Curve in the thumbnail looks like it's flipping the bird

[@gferrol118]

Help me... I'm drowning in the salt

[@robj4078]

You were not kidding about the saltiness.

[@crypticwisdom4712]

book em boys

[@andreasplater1681]

It's nice to see, the day i run 0-3 you upload a video where you ran 0-3. :'D

[@sindrimyr4938]

Krippterous Bard

[@lamborghini5770]

Here before skipperino

[@a.hakan.yildiz]

Lamborghini u r fast

[@mstockton1726]

Welcome to how some of us feel by drafting at the wrong time of the day

[@jackieririan]

So Kripp scored 0-3. Huh. Here are some cards that can help you do the same. - 4 1/1 Each turn this is in your hand gain +1/+1. If you keep it in your opening hand it's 4 5/5. It's a horrible topdeck. Still, a pretty funny pack filler that sometimes could grow really big. - 6 2/6 After this minion is damaged gain +2 Attack and Restore 2 Health to it. A play/powercreep on Berserker 5 2/7. It could be very dangerous, but most often it'll just get killed the turn you play it.

[@quantumbanana]

last one utterly broken with bouncing blade

[@jackieririan]

Joshua Searle If you can Attack with it. Then yeah.

[@YourSuizo]

Joshua Searle easy fix would be "if this minion is damaged by minion or weapon", slight nerf but then it wouldnt be straight powercreep either.

[@TheAncientss]

The first one is basically a worse shade that grows in your hand, so imo it's busted. if you can keep it for 5+ turns its busted

[@jackieririan]

Pascal W. Not really imo. Slow cards like these tend not to be too broken. Also you must keep a 4 cost card that does nothing when it enters the play in your opening hand; also if it gets silenced you're as good as dead.

[@waddster7665]

10:10 why would you play the volcanosaur instead of stonehill? Needed that taunt

[@bkpedroxrojobk6856]

Guys he is just one of kripp's minions

[@sedotan2]

That first game is a disaster

[@jacklarsen4]

One of those copies of divine favor in the draft could have helped his low card quality deck out quite a bit once he ran out of resources.

[@markocvetkovic5578]

How can I see synergy

[@Athartic]

Skipperino where are you

[@nightscalerinokripperino7307]

Awaken my Kripperinos

[@Crosashao]

this must be clip into the salty moment :D

[@johanhornkvist6553]

He called the right result ratio at 4:00

[@mantoocha]

my opponent is playing cards! BabyRage

[@SuperSymn]

Welcome to the club

[@joseluisgomez3730]

BRAND NU HAIRSTYLE BRO PogChamp

[@duxwontobey4887]

I feel like I've seen that first game before

[@erikmontoya7079]

This is me everytime I enter in arena