So jschlatt got banned for being too funny...

[@rory_person_being]

Jshlatt acts to Tommy exactly the way Antvenom initially acted to Jshlatt. Thus the cycle of people meeting their role model continues.

[@topol3013]

yoooo

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

Never idolize anyone.

[@nanobits8665]

.

[@focalpoint._]

Except Schlatt didn’t call Tommy bipolar, play Stal everywhere he goes, or force him to sprint everywhere.

[@GoToHellMaxwell]

Jshlatt was kinda mean to Tommy tbh

[@seven_9014]

5:51 " I'm from America " -Sapnap He looked so shy

[@katipunan4212]

he looked so scared

[@bleurhgh]

he looked so fragile

[@SyphDeathly]

He looked like Sapnap

[@ilikeobama351]

He looked vunerable

[@claracalamai33]

he looked so... intimidated

[@theundercoverdonut4383]

" Uh im from america" sapnap sounded like he felt so left out lmao

[@dancingpears4486]

Time stamp?

[@mlvi6659]

@@dancingpears4486 5:51

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

I know

[@karkar5532]

@Apple Pencil so pretty much me 🚶🏻

[@jamesmanco2574]

@@karkar5532 ah yes you're the only student to ever ask a question

[@kie.sjaz.]

jschlatt: *lays in bed* tubbo: *slowly moves towards him...* tommy: "tubbo-" tubbo: *slowly moves back...*

[@roelofsonneveld1049]

Around 15:30 for people wondering :)

[@shadowhalk225]

Jesus you kids are weird af

[@stevesagaanddsmpfanboy9509]

@@shadowhalk225 what-

[@deskloskus]

Such a tubbo moment 😂

[@Miaxtaylor]

i was just watching that bit as i saw this comment aha

[@CaptainAdultery]

I love the character Schlatt does here. The whole “old asshole actor out of his prime” act mixed with general Jschlatt jokes was perfect for him revisiting minecraft in another’s stream. The bit is not too bombastic so he can keep it up for hours while still keeping the typical Jschlatt joke focus, and it allowed for him to focus some jokes around Tommy, since he is such a big fan and all.

[@andybradley8347]

When they built the cuck shed it was like a War Veteran finding his old stuff in the attic

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@andybradley8347 Beautifully worded

[@cherrynbo]

yeah i dont think chat realized how funny he was in this bc theyre all 12 year olds so they were giving him so much hate and i was rly frustrated during the stream

[@autumnbuttocovla4704]

whyd u write that like a 6th grade english teacher showing her students to use big words😂

[@KingNedya]

@@autumnbuttocovla4704 What do you mean? All I see is a perfectly normal comment.

[@jennagilhooly5603]

I love how at the beginning Tommy just kinda shuts up when jshlatt is bullying him and at the end he’s cussing him out telling him to say tomAHto

[@ricardojr.salamanca7204]

"SAY TOMATOE"

[@cyansy]

Character development

[@cking4869]

Now that's what I call character arc

[@thebluebookworm3383]

I'm just in love with the fact that Tommy yells, apologizes to his parents for the yelling preemptively, and then continues screaming his lungs out

[@rn1sha]

Lmao ikr

[@ArsenicPaste]

same lol

[@weavesnatched7957]

its a mood

[@karllagang6197]

I was pressing like during 999 and unliking it lol

[@gibby619]

*LETS GO* sorry *LETS GO*

[@Naturesownbreads]

The fact that schlatt was close to guessing the queens death

[@idiotproductions3734]

Yeah

[@-cherrybomb-7585]

@wot_com9305LMAO ME AND MY MATE DID THAT 💀💀💀💀💀

[@avamiller1893]

IKR

[@C.ap.C]

My friend said the queen is so old she'll probably die soon the next day she died

[@AnotherAzh]

He said the date a little in the future to throw them off

[@FearrIOS]

"we've got a fifth grader, tubbo, sapnap, georgenotfound, and this guy in a fursuit" - jschlatt 2020

[@that_one_person5805]

Tommy just was so upset with being called five like a one point I swear he pouted

[@that_one_person5805]

1:31

[@animequeen_yt3644]

Oscar Magnusdottir how would you know if it normally says 1.1k

[@cazzarooni]

yes

[@tiredasexual_8334]

@@animequeen_yt3644he's a genius

[@thogwedgie]

Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

[@mysticalsoybean9369]

Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

[@tayevye]

AnArtisticIdiot he is old and confused

[@tayevye]

*_-cheezeballe-_* 10:25

[@alexl04]

Tubbo_ whispers to you: he is old and confused

[@sumbososs]

i’m an old man confused too

[@menameMid]

"who's George?" "the less sucessful Dream" *that's a lot of damage*

[@alkaidremainder]

Flex tape can't fix that

[@menameMid]

@@alkaidremainder nobody can

[@menameMid]

@@thebiggerslime nah, all i did was put two quotes and a meme also i saw now someone with the same comment ;-;

[@rvnd4ll]

Lmao the og comment is right above yours.

[@rileyandgrace1537]

late, but.. *-8 hearts*

[@nyankoizumi739]

Wilbur showing Schlatt his house with Tommy on the backgeound has the same energy to when your big brother brings a friend home and you're just awnkardly sitting there in the room

[@saitraforster3528]

*me who used to like my brothers bff*

[@ynntari2775]

"how do I swim up?" "jschlatt drowned"

[@fawazimad1801]

jschlatt is the cool uncle on crack who curses in front of the children and takes them to mcdonalds and makes them order from the dollar menu

[@petrarose6595]

yeah buddy.... maybe next time learn to swim BEFORE you jump in the pool? thats as dumb as going into a war zone then asking "how do i shoot??" 😓

[@Unreachableparadise]

@@petrarose6595 ????

[@petrarose6595]

@@Unreachableparadise its nothing lmao. just something that i thought up \_(^~^)_/

[@useroforiginally2965]

@@fawazimad1801 Bro you just stole a comment

[@sationatic9489]

Jschlatt is Tommy’s role model, Tommy’s jealous that he didn’t get kicked for being funny

[@OvRisk]

tommy is gonna beat him tho, in been funny and views and subs

[@thaatmatt]

@@OvRisk jschlatt is the funniest man alive he will never get beaten by a 7 years old

[@nathanlevin6425]

XTS dude chill it’s a joke

[@kaank5623]

XTS thats kinda gay bro

[@deltastar4147]

That sounds like something Tommy would be jealous about lol. I feel like Tommy is funnier then schlatt but then again is probably just my own sense of humor

[@david952]

Tommy meeting schlatt like hes a make a wish kid

[@mikehohl6528]

So there Bully a make a wish kid

[@andybradley8347]

Who’s Who yes

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@mikehohl6528 That's shlatt

[@mikehohl6528]

Samurai JackOff facts

[@arzi1233]

Hey David. Is your pfp supposed to be King Crimson, from the popular franchise "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure", sir?

[@Ex1fly]

14:35 well he got the month right

[@littleblueclovers]

Jschlatt’s humor is on point. It’s like a mix of relaxed confidence and constant confusion. Cool drunk uncle vibes.

[@HollowKidneys]

@Big Dubs that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

[@ladyrat7881]

He’s senile...

[@sigmadan1817]

And it ages like a fine wine

[@perrythepotato1617]

This aged a little too well

[@AlexandraKaps]

on the other hand, it is darker than black

[@emily-hh7pt]

Tommy: I’m not a child! Tommy’s Dad: Im about to end this man’s whole career

[@ricardojr.salamanca7204]

WHY FATHERINNIT

[@bonniemareeburke7750]

i literally DIED what fatherinnit started yelling at tommy lmao

[@ricardojr.salamanca7204]

*i'm about to end this CHILD's whole career

[@xoryfi]

Fatherinnit must be Grian asking where the Frey contrete is

[@birdo_is_here]

“deranged businessman joins a group of anarchists”

[@lezzie_lynz]

😆

[@user-xf2bc8th9b]

Lmao

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

Oh no. *Ancap has joined the chat*

[@Mandibularmenace]

Libertarian Right meets Libertarian Left

[@lulu-bx9pu]

Alex Toderas welcome to ancapistan

[@rogue4225]

somehow people got mad at him for just being funny, but I think now they grew up and looked back at this and realized how god damn funny he truly was.

[@notshubhransh]

Bold of you to assume those kids will grow up

[@tiarnan5739]

Nah people on twitter who cancel people never grow up

[@rogue4225]

Good point

[@3nor1ax]

@@tiarnan5739REAL like people on twitter is hella crazy

[@owlsock1061]

it really makes me upset that whenever u see tubbos perspective you can see all the angry stans in the chat telling tubbo that “they dont like this” and “tubbo leave the call” :/

[@autumnbuttocovla4704]

tommy has a idgaf personality and tubbo is super nice poor tubbo the stans were too young to get schlatts jokes

[@YungRengoku]

Autumn Buttocovla I agree I actually enjoyed his humor felt like he could’ve made the smp better

[@autumnbuttocovla4704]

YungRengoku 8 yr olds just mad they didnt understand. he just has such a monotone voice that made it that much better

[@lexi5729]

YungRengoku his humor is very funny but look at where lmanberg is now LOL

[@YungRengoku]

Lexi in a good place 😈

[@jasper_art4880]

Tommy is literally Spider-Man getting into the avengers and getting age bullied by the others

[@xped2943]

Except spuderman is kewl

[@boppobot]

​@@xped2943 shut heck you shut up

[@xped2943]

@@boppobot L

[@hahaha_0NE]

im very confused

[@rachel-3037]

EXTREMELY true

[@InitialHat6]

Jschlatt: Who’s George Wilbur: The less successful Dream He did him dirty

[@jorbennoten9536]

Well that is pretty true

[@alishaciaa]

he isnt wrong

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

In George's defense, he's one of the reason why Dream is very popular. If it wasn't for him, Dream wouldn't be as popular as he is now.

[@ProulxLaFicelle]

I thought he was Dream's schizophrenic alter ego

[@heath6825]

GR1D for all we know he could be

[@FrostReave]

Little did Dream know he created a monster who would ban hundreds upon hundreds of people for just being fans of the server. He would purge them all from his twitch chat with maniacal laughter and malicious intent.

[@Crimsrn]

One of the greatest moments ever.

[@3nor1ax]

wasnt it wilber that made the script for him

[@spacegoose2989]

Jschlatt: get banned Also jschlatt: hey President jschlatt: *T E A R D O W N T H E W A L L*

[@whale_inc9646]

@MWX Purpose YOU MUFFIN

[@whale_inc9646]

@MWX Purpose YOU BETTER BE YOU MUFFIN HEAD

[@fluffiesx7404]

@MWX Purpose MUFFIN HEAD

[@patchling9034]

Jschlatt is basically the anti trump

[@bruhbrat9038]

IT IS DREAM STANS' FAUT

[@jamesw4419]

Little did he know this “special guest” would betray him and banish him from his own country

[@drii275]

Yep

[@bettybuehler3512]

I know

[@naimaaa62]

Sad right?

[@vibevizier6512]

God, where the fuck do i find the story of dream smp, sob

[@Sophie-hs7ee]

@@vibevizier6512 just watch Tommy's video about the election

[@ItsAce671]

You can tell how nervous everyone is in this vid I’ve never heard Sapnap so quiet

[@yeetusfeetus6967]

300 like

[@acek2016]

So true

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

why were they so nervous

[@shyix]

sapnap was quiet because he didnt want dream to know he was there

[@pink..lemonadee]

@@shyix why?

[@g-9175]

Jschlatt implying that he's gonna kill the Queen is the funniest thing ever

[@terracat2255]

I love how everybody followed schlatt around like even george and sapnap who probably had something to do just watched in awe as the funniest man alive joined.

[@terracat2255]

@@bigguapgetta9000 you realize the server is friends only if they knew eachother schlatt would be in. Dream even said the fans were being annoying with the Twitter bs

[@cerealbird4476]

TerracatHero if it was really friends only then tommy wouldn’t be there. Dream didn’t know tommy when he first joined. I mean he might have kicked schlatt because of the friend thing kind of, but for the most part, it was the stans who caused it.

[@terracat2255]

@@cerealbird4476 he looked into tommy beforehand though and thought he was funny he even explained it on stream how he had no idea who schlatt was.

[@terracat2255]

@@cerealbird4476 he called the stans annoying because he didn't want to deal with that crap from them but sure be one sided im not agreeing with it but at least look into stuff before being a fool.

[@cerealbird4476]

TerracatHero if he looked into tommy before hand then why would he kick tommy at the start? Seems like he only looked into him afterward which he hasn’t for schlatt.

[@Shalf3007]

August: "Schlatt banned for being too funny" November: "Schlatt banned for having a stroke"

[@ghostrosie175]

“We killed an old man with heart problems, pog!” -Techno, 2020

[@enbyunus]

It was a heart attack not a stroke-

[@sobblesnoggin]

@@enbyunus it was a stroke they just called it a heart attack... he said he smelled toast which is a sign of stroke not heart attack

[@zodiax6782]

@@enbyunus also a stoke is basically a heart attack but it’s not

[@kierstenc741]

@@zodiax6782 HSDJXA SORRY THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY

[@erindraper]

everyone on the server acting like a president was visiting their country lmaooo

[@everyrest4723]

ft. wilbur just vibing

[@Lebanonjames431]

what’s i mao

[@slimegamingyt8356]

don’t mess with business

[@Swiftfog]

POG CAHMP!!!!

[@Arjun-hp2sp]

@@Lebanonjames431 its lmao it means laughing my ass off

[@irispost5500]

Can we talk about how schlatt was 15 days off of the queens actual death date? 14:38

[@hijacker2257]

for real

[@SainteTea]

Bro is so drunk he had ascended

[@mikaaateaaa]

Jschlatt randomly imitating Tommy and going “Pogchamp” sent me here’s the time stamp if you’d like! 4:24

[@wykon6700]

Where

[@cncn9278]

@@wykon6700 brazil

[@aviomons]

damn I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil can I come

[@feiinjvlz]

@@cncn9278 I think he meant where in Brazil

[@feiinjvlz]

@@wykon6700 Pretty sure it's somewhere in the Amazon rainforest but I'm not too sure

[@dylancampbell3531]

Jschlatt: older brothers cool friend Wilbur: older brother who’s chill Tommy: younger brother who is desperate to hang out with older brothers cool friend Sapnap: very quiet

[@saabs1660]

Jschlatt is like the chill uncle

[@cocklovingpenis2000]

hotel:trivago

[@alicia9246]

sapnap is the middle child

[@kirstenhowell07]

sapnap can’t understand them speaking british 😔🤚

[@crowsoto9612]

Fundy's the somewhat nerdy but chill middle child, Sapnap's the cousin only child that grew up with strict parents so he's quiet as shit and a bit trigger happy

[@dill8600]

*Jschlatt: So- so everybody here is from Europe??* *sapnap:* I’m from aMErica. Jschlatt: Who- who said that?

[@melitta9158]

he sounded so innocent

[@reysii]

idk why but that was so funny to me

[@bonniemareeburke7750]

@@reysii SAME

[@valentina-hj8kv]

@@melitta9158 he sounded so scared to speak i was DYYYING

[@flochii21]

sapnap went: 😔👉👈

[@katsukibakugou8384]

Tommy: *coughs* Wilbur: CAN YOU BE QUIET

[@cinderia264]

Did anyone else see SAPNAP whispering ‘kill time?’ To Tommy

[@aliienbun5044]

Yeah I did lol

[@phantasmagoric3069]

LOL

[@phantasmagoric3069]

Sapnap was so quiet around Schlatt. It was hilarious

[@cinderia264]

@@phantasmagoric3069 lmao ikr

[@skyfallparadise7197]

i seen it

[@lunaboy7526]

Schlatt: *kills tommy for no reason* Sapnap: *avenges Tommy’s death* Schlatt: *surprised pikachu face* 16:34

[@onepiece8368]

Correction: Schlatt: kills Tommy Sapnap: avenges Tommy's death Everyone (including tommy): offended noises

[@lunaboy7526]

One Piece better

[@onepiece8368]

@@lunaboy7526 ty, but lol i kinda expected tommy to be mad, its so funny how everyone acted as if Schlatt was a president, even sapnap was basically like a little shy kid XD

[@yeshi2031]

Wilbur is like everyone’s older brother and Schlatt is his friend visiting

[@silverdrag0n_]

TRUE

[@Cinnigen]

not a friend anymore

[@yeshi2031]

Cinnigen19 😔

[@fancen]

lol

[@datboii2877]

Yeah 😉 friend 😉

[@chickadee4316]

9:05 t: [kills his fish] "It's done" W: "Tubbo, what was his name?" t: "Fuckin' Swimmy" T: [laughs] "What?!" F: "I had empathy up until now, Tubbo. You- you completely ruined any emotion" t: [rocking back and forth laughing] 12:08 JS: "Goddamn, all the British people sound the same" Me: uh... sure... I can't identify all of them by voice alone or anything, but sure 14:37 [talking about how when the Queen dies they get three days off school] JS: "I hate to break it to you, Tommy, but you know on September 23rd, you might have three days off..." [shocked pause] t: "Wait, *what?*" T: "What?!" t: "Wait, can you elaborate, please" JS: "What do you mean?" F: "How come that day, out of all the days?" [video abruptly cuts] The way Schlatt was just saying things matter of factly while all the Europeans were confused and concerned... 15:48 JS: "I hope a fucking severn year old wasn't the only thing I'm ever gonna see 'cause I might not wake up from this sleep" t: "Happens to the best of us" I'm sorry, Tubbo, what?!

[@ryankohler481]

“I’m prejudiced against homeless people” so now we know why dream really banned Jschlatt Edit: got a notification that this sorta blew up. Sweet lmao. Figured I should’ve put a timestamp on it so people could jump to the quote so here y’all go 1:06

[@Chloe-co5ou]

Homeless teletubby- technoblade

[@menacvnt]

HAHAHHA PLS

[@humangarbage3019]

IM CRYING

[@mojardine1856]

Homeless teletubby teams up with peppapig and a grandpa to destroy a loud childs home

[@SaikooPos]

I’m the 1kth like :D

[@aspyyyn5245]

Sapnap: "I-I'm from America" J: "who said that?"

[@aspyyyn5245]

5:48 is the time stamp

[@lmaook3512]

sapnap was so quiet i cant--

[@huh1723]

ThisIsSleepyhead you can’t what?

[@jonsferratore2540]

DaBoi YT bruh

[@Yuna_Kobayashi]

Well..........

[@pearl5299]

Jschlatt: so everybody here's from europe? Sapnap: * quietly * I'm from america THAT ACTUALLY HAD ME WHEEZING-

[@delicatepeanutsalad]

whats the time stamp?

[@spambot4879]

21:26

[@pufflerate123]

Delicate Peanut Salad 5:48

[@lilly9141]

HIS VOICE CRACK WHEN HE SAID THAT TOO

[@layalsaleh4103]

lmao

[@sinchysis]

14:40 I just realized he said that the queen will die on 9/23, the same day he was elected as president

[@Skye_7_7]

Ohhh, so _that’s_ why he said it?

[@cameronmichaelng]

Tommy”jschlatt is my hero” Jschlatt:”who is this 5 year old child”

[@LensenMessias]

They tell you to never meet your heroes

[@FirstNameLastName-np1rj]

Ah yes. Reminds of that time jschlatt was called bipolar by his childhood hero. And the cycle continues.

[@HallowWiz]

Technoblade : I drop kicked that child in self defence I swear!

[@jjd3hner544]

The dreamSMP equivalent to my hero just called my bipolar

[@pastelokami]

@@HallowWiz "ya'know, Quackity, they weren't always orphans" (Tagged the wrong person)

[@_gibberish9236]

Jschlatt is acting like the order sibling with his friends and tommy is the younger one that is always wanting to hang out with them

[@jonaspuffer8074]

Soooo true 😅

[@highonthatzaza]

"who`s george?" "the less sucessful dream"

[@magrionlord8261]

Wilbur is a legend for that

[@lmdc871171]

ouch

[@urmomae]

Ur familiar

[@stevepillip]

timestamp?

[@AverageFrenchPerson]

@@stevepillip 5:40

[@Alfreder28272]

Jschlatt: I just love sending my info to the Chinese government His toaster: *Dafuq you just say*

[@kingzeno1708]

Underrated Tubbo quote: "Fokin Swimy"

[@DiamondDaMan]

Its not more funny bc u spelled wrong

[@myahbly1483]

Timestamp?

[@Dante.sparda]

timestamp plz

[@borkahajdu9606]

9:06

[@perpetualsick]

@@DiamondDaMan who pissed in your cereal?

[@afish184]

“This was my first experience with jschlatt and probably my last-,” poor Tommy if only you’d known....😔

[@kyraatkinson3079]

not pog 🥺😔

[@chiefssoldsb5573]

What happened

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@chiefssoldsb5573 Jschlatt betrayed tommy and wilbur and banished them from their country

[@hotgamerboy6240]

@@crowthewicked8344 as he should 😌💅

[@catsukisubaru3715]

@@crowthewicked8344 thats the most Jschlatt thing to do, if tommy really likes Jschlatt he's probably laughing his ass off in his head

[@kayleecasey560]

“Did you know that when the queen dies I get 3 days off?” “Yeah, yeah. September 23rd, you might have 3 days off.” “ *What?* “

[@dre4mzzy735]

the funniest part is that i googled it and it says it's 12 days off.

[@Holthis]

Dre4mzzy I think it’s 3 days off but 12 total days of mourning

[@dre4mzzy735]

@@Holthis that might be it

[@camix4843]

Yeah we only get 3 days

[@choongsuetling5772]

Lets hope that doesnt happen Yes i know it will happen eventually.Its sad

[@akakyan7705]

wilbur: "ohhh george... the less successful dream" george: nods head in shame

[@goatgang6461]

"I'm actually prejudiced against homeless people." *Dream will remember this*

[@nardyturds9258]

what does this mean

[@kuzi8440]

@@nardyturds9258 Techno joked that dream was homeless in the smp

[@paujanafiq566]

@@nardyturds9258 dream is canonicly homeless lol

[@jakestan1185]

@@kuzi8440 he is homeless

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabehoog3815]

Tommy after recording this video where everybody bullied him: Man I love those guys

[@damthatssick]

Not really bullying. Everyone knew they were all just poking fun at his age.

[@milic5068]

@@damthatssick yeah, it's all for the content...

[@txm7391]

@@damthatssick is he like 17? Lol🤣

[@damthatssick]

@@txm7391 He is 16, as far as I know.

[@safyuh]

300th like :'l

[@ashtro1763]

The reason schlatt is bullying tommy for being baby child is because antvenom called him bipolar

[@tyreek.6815]

@@OnraySmonray hahahahahahaha. You got me there on that one.

[@tyreek.6815]

@@lyonheart_8643 no i dont think so lol. Hes just our little special one.

[@cyansus4227]

I never liked that ant guy, he seems very fake

[@tyreek.6815]

@@lyonheart_8643 if its because of minx clips, she even said those conversations arent supposed to be taken seriously. Other than that idk why u think that but it's your opinion.😂

[@tyreek.6815]

@@lyonheart_8643 uuhh??? Ok 1. clam tf down. 2. If you really think that then your probably a dream stan. 3. If your getting that jschlatt is a jerk from THIS video then please go back to school and learn what a joke is. Holy shit. And where are the little kids idolizing him. Most of his fan based are teenagers to adults. Also i think you need the back story of this situation.

[@OfficialN1ns]

14:39 the fact that he got this almost right is funny and sad at the same time, who would have known bruh

[@poppy-hb5od]

I love how nervous everyone is in schlatt’s presence. I don’t blame them

[@ryleesbow]

@@matthewgallipeo9221 because 😥

[@ryleesbow]

achoo

[@ryleesbow]

notificationz ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@ryleesbow]

booga

[@ryleesbow]

awokfieawa awoofa

[@juliaemmerich1836]

WHY WAS SAPNAP SO WUIET BABAHAHHAH IVE NEVER HEARD HIM THIS QUIET

[@love2fight205]

Because Jschlatt has basically the same character as Snapmap except it’s on steroids and actually funny. Crapnap was completely outclassed here mate. (Joke, I love sappy boi too)

[@juliaemmerich1836]

Love 2 Fight HAHHAHAAG

[@surrrial]

it’s like watching a 12 year old finally meeting their favorite youtuber at vidcon

[@juliaemmerich1836]

sirial HAHAH OLEASE HEUEGEUEV

[@graceisburning]

Fear

[@wesleyfitness]

Everyone having a blast and laughing, but i’m just thinking what tommys dad is hearing.

[@dragonlee3077]

POGCHAMP

[@blaze9390]

@@dragonlee3077 POGCHAMP

[@ellieryan3793]

POGCHAMP

[@layalsaleh4103]

PMAHCGOP

[@ekn984]

POG CHAMP and BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@2kfannatic4863]

14:23 That didn't age well

[@tsukkikei4023]

tommy: they are f l e r t i n g tubbo: are they f l u r t i n g two children not knowing how to spell HHAHSHA

[@littlesadeo]

Tubbo has an excuse he is dyslexic😭

[@tsukkikei4023]

@@littlesadeo LMAOAOAOAO TRUE HAHHAHAH

[@ori8107]

Pretty sure HHAHSHA is also not the correct spelling

[@beehouse637]

how to spell?

[@tsukkikei4023]

@@ori8107 you must be fun at parties i was keyboard smashing lol

[@aspen9811]

Idk why Sapnap was so cute here lol “I’m from America”

[@karenqiu2439]

haha ikr he was so shy in this

[@_Sunshine-kx5bu]

Riiight it was so adorable and wholesome 0////0

[@heranth2345]

"Yeah you and me bro"

[@austie_9035]

Time stamp?

[@johninocenio32]

@@austie_9035 5:50

[@razzdazzjazz]

Tommy: "They are flerting" Tubbo: "Are they flurting?" Spelling 10/10

[@cryopex9976]

Weirdo 456 flart

[@cryopex9976]

Weirdo 456 flort

[@cryopex9976]

Weirdo 456 flort

[@irina3148]

Deffo flerting

[@waveiiyt]

He has dyslexia soooo yea rip

[@absolutetrashpanda9429]

Schlatt was only banned because dream realised Schlatt was funnier than him and he felt threatened

[@Nicox-cw6zu]

Wilbur acts like the older brother when his friend comes over

[@aethera1091]

THIS

[@latreceweeden8970]

IM LATE BUT FR

[@Fr0gbitss]

FR

[@aglowingpurplejellyfishont3456]

Why is this so relatable

[@Mr.Brownstone1987]

He do be tho fr

[@pritixh]

"This was my first experience with jschlatt and probably my last." -Tommyinnit, Ex-Vice President of L'manberg.

[@ArpaZha]

Now ex-president

[@pritixh]

lmao why is this getting likes

[@nell8171]

@@ArpaZha now hes being exiled

[@Kuddjel]

@@nell8171 basically ex-citizen

[@logansakowski6354]

This is like when the funny kid sits at your table during lunch.

[@jordandelancey2787]

Yes the popular funny kid

[@bagelriley6992]

Jordan Delancey I love your pfp

[@Imag_ine]

I like how tommyinnit hates Americans but likes jschlatt aswell

[@417Owsy]

@@jordandelancey2787 theres basically no such thing as a funny popular kid cuz they steal jokes from the actually funny kid

[@NO-hx1tm]

Yes

[@IIBraderz]

The fact Dream rolled over for his stans to kick Shlatt is really sad.

[@katiebell1873]

Dream has said that he only whitelists people he considers friends. Sapnap was the one who whitelisted Schlatt, and he didn't have permission to do so. At that point, Dream didn't know Schlatt, so it was probably really weird to have a complete stranger on his server while the internet is freaking out about it. There was more to it than just Twitter drama.

[@allftw2677]

@@katiebell1873 it was because of twitter lol

[@lezzie_lynz]

Tommy: Just casually doing Tommy stuff Schlatt: **Disgusted Schlatt Noises**

[@ummeraddan-bs7898]

1K likes with no comments, lol

[@noggah3178]

@@ummeraddan-bs7898 lol 😐

[@christianamico301]

I’m sad he didn’t include the part where Wilbur spoke one and one to him and told him how that all of this was for Tommy it was very sweet

[@kittylitty01]

Christian amico i know sad

[@defnehangisi7771]

aww is there a clip of this :((

[@christianamico301]

Hoshi Yoshi kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGPaanZ6eJmMlbs yes I found it 🙂

[@Ash-ik1xx]

That sounds so wholesome omg-

[@ScxrchedOasis]

*”ᵘʰ ⁱᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃᵐᵉʳⁱᶜᵃ”* ... “Who said that?”

[@Max-hs9lk]

Sapnap

[@tatiana2176]

@@Max-hs9lk PLS- 😭

[@miii5414]

@@Max-hs9lk r/Wooosh

[@per-fection6838]

Sit down, Reiner

[@envy4174]

@@Max-hs9lk ah you clearly didn’t see the closed and open quotation marks

[@Snowyled23]

The fact that jschlat knew the Queen would die in September is crazy

[@esketchy_294]

Schlatt: My childhood hero has called me bipolar Tommy: My hero has called me a child

[@shayxn]

i guess one of them is true

[@mynameisbrigham]

I love how quiet Tommy got when jschlatt joined, like he was trying to keep himself from saying something stupid that would make Schlatt not like him for whatever reason. I feel like Schlatt would've liked him a bit more if Tommy was acting like his usual self.

[@Sarfnic]

he did act a lot like his usual self though

[@mynameisbrigham]

Sarfnic Productions I disagree. Usually he’s more talkative and out-going. While Schlatt was present he was more on the quiet side, observing Schlatt and trying not to say anything dumb. If anything I feel like it made him a bit awkward.

[@smartstuf1026]

well Schlatt did mention his usage of "Pogchamp" so I think he got a good idea of what Tommy is kinda like

[@WonderAsh_]

I think Schlatt likes Tommy well enough! If you watch Tubbo's stream and it's just Tommy, Tubbo and Schlatt, they talk with each other for like... an hour or two? And Schlatt ends up giving them quite a bit of advice. It's rather wholesome haha

[@taxu5829]

@@WonderAsh_ it also isn't the first time they talked as they have been friends before according to tommy when he join jschlatt private discord from when he had his patreon, and from there they talked and jschlatt gave tommy advice

[@toothpaste1095]

Tommy: Coughs Wilbur: Shut up

[@viciousspaghetti5449]

lmao

[@Pengtropica]

Tommy’s chat every 2 seconds: SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT

[@jasonenglish7727]

Tommy: *Screaming* His Parents: *tells him off* Tommy: “Sorry” Also Tommy: *Continues to scream*

[@kimayagondil4304]

900 likes and no replies???

[@jasonenglish7727]

@@kimayagondil4304 I didn’t even realize how many like i had lol 😂

[@mccormick2085]

3rd reply

[@lerathefrog4470]

1000th like

[@c4cezar_magz]

I am binge watching every Tommy video on the Dream SMP. here are my timestamps 0:38 -the realization 1:28 -"who's this child that keeps following me?" 2:10 -tommyinnit the fifth grader 2:55 -schlatt and wilbur deffo flerting 4:04 -"FUNDY NOT WITH THE SCHLONG!" 4:21 -POGCHAMP 5:12 -"yeah lemme look through this chest, see if there are any crayons i can give you" 5:39 -"who's george?" 5:48 -sapnap is scared of schlatt 6:51 -tubbo laugh :) 6:59 -"FATHER I FAILED MY GCSE'S!" 8:27 -tubbo's fish 9:07 -"fucken swimmy" 9:23 -cringeyinnit 10:23 -he is old and confused 11:18 - c u c k s h e d 14:05 -origins of the correct answer to who's your favorite woman 15:39 -playing blocks with schlatt :) 17:04 -the day we learned that schlatt can't and will never know how to swim 17:40 -jschlatt left the game

[@helyasyaima4354]

Is this your hobby or something?

[@c4cezar_magz]

@@helyasyaima4354 yeah basically

[@helyasyaima4354]

@@c4cezar_magz damn

[@heccers1998]

You are amazing! Ty!

[@CarrolTheCat]

I just read cu- shed and that happened

[@WHutJr]

Jschlatt: *stands on a crafting table* Sapnap: *staring intensifies*

[@dill8600]

h

[@user-xf2bc8th9b]

Time stamp?

[@daffaaryzapasya8131]

11:03

[@enchangfortes2054]

Lmao nooo

[@ricardojr.salamanca7204]

Jschlatt not knowing what it means makes it even *worse*

[@mxstrikk]

It's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

[@Theunicorn2012]

It's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

[@Braldyy]

it's too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

[@Jay3ro]

It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned Schlatt

[@CanOfCatss]

It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned Schlatt

[@luvaera_]

It’s too bad Dream gave into his stans and discord kittens, and banned schlatt

[@swifferwetjet1282]

Dream banned schlatt because schlatt poisoned the homeless people, and dream is homeless so he doesn’t wanna be next

[@blamejojo]

monkaW

[@leanna932]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[@nikki_official6055]

XD

[@ekuLul]

The way jschlatt said PogChamp making fun of tommy was completely accurate

[@TommyInnit]

Shut up Lukestaa it wasn't accurate at all

[@aurora2295]

Lmaooo

[@zippycat1033]

@@TommyInnit yes it was lol

[@andiselimi694]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Zadem]

lmaoo

[@hajitooru6938]

"who's George?" _"the less successful Dream."_ I know it's a joke but DAMNNN lol

[@AlexFarnum1]

Timestamp?

[@CrimsonBluesnow]

@@AlexFarnum1 5:40 or something

[@napalmman8202]

I don’t get it lol

[@haileyc6396]

LOVE ur pfp

[@addysonwolfe]

Ik he was just joking and trying to be funny but I thought that was rlly mean maybe I'm just sensitive but imagine the pressure put on youtubers bc there friends have more subs

[@boo7348]

...Schlatt wasn't to far off. 14:17

[@nathanjohn367]

Jschlat: So everyone here is from Europe? ...*everyone looks at Sapnap* Sapnap: im american too 🥺

[@Kaitlyn_Craftmine]

Nathan John Sapnap was so shy🥺

[@strawberrymiilkshake9698]

i was laughing at this so badly cause i felt bad for sapnap since he was shy

[@shannarafryer3111]

5:47

[@gemiguess]

LMAO

[@milic5068]

@@strawberrymiilkshake9698 he isn't that shy, he just needed to be quiet if I remember correctly, he had guests or some shit, can't remember

[@rhiannn3416]

the super disappointing thing about this was chat being toxic af. Everyone was spamming "KICK JSCHLATT." "BAN JSCHLATT"

[@Loudshark_]

Jschlatt was just having his own deep humors, and the chat was just went wild

[@hhhhh-we5ee]

because entire chat is 11 years old

[@directspoogles2166]

Stand be like: AAAAAAAA *hes transphobic* AAAAAAAA *kickschlatt* AAAAAAAAAAA *stan white sock puppet in green background* AAAAAAAA

[@slyquack]

@Nothsx 2365 hes funny yeah but he took it a little far

[@brookeklein868]

@@slyquack no he didn't it's just his humor they're snowflakes and can't take jokes

[@ceedub5197]

Tommy: When the queen dies we wont have school Jschlatt: well on September 23rd you might not have school

[@masonahlers340]

if he predicts that im going to lose my mind

[@layalsaleh4103]

welp.

[@저지방우유]

@@gmbill6831 same

[@jadelynnlondre]

gmbill oh shit same

[@jessicacl2000]

The queens gonna die on my birthday?

[@sophiedenmark7763]

The best part of this was tubbo and Tommy’s whisper convo every time jschlatt spoke to another guy one on one “are they flirting?”

[@ritzycobalt7712]

"who's George?" "the less successful Dream." *apply water to the burned area*

[@anonymityneeded]

*alovera would be more affective*

[@matttowle6699]

yay the the 300h like! thank you whomever was the 299 for giving me this chance. :D

[@velorii]

*apply water to todoroki*

[@movedaccounts8572]

*Use a burn heal*

[@HasanAli-wr6gg]

Use a regen potion

[@MyDogisEvil]

you know what they call him? The Comedian. because in 1998 he filled a bar with laughing gas, told some jokes, and then they laughed so hard that they couldn't breath. Slowly and brutally killing everyone in the bar.

[@blue_is_a_nerd8098]

👏👏👏👏👏 YES

[@alexramirez8273]

Classic Schlatt

[@lisabilby2006]

wait is this real? cause i wouldn't be surprised

[@joshuamanjarrez6321]

@@lisabilby2006 yes, schlatt told me

[@user-iz5kh4jh3k]

@@lisabilby2006 he is 21

[@rainn1738]

So techno hates orphans...... And jschlatt hates homeless people..... What’s next Wilbur hates children? edit: ohohohohooh we've been delivered an answer: ANTEATERS HE HATES ANTEATERS AHAH.

[@bloodsucker5485]

Jschlatt hates homeless people? Makes sense Glatt hung out with Techno and Tommy, the very people Dream's fighting against.

[@icchasaki]

...have you SEEN his interactions with Tommy?

[@perrytheplatypus2001]

Meanwhile Quackity: "ew a child"

[@ritac.g3314]

Technoblade made fun of dream, he's homeless, he blown up l'manberg, now everyone is homeless Technoblade is the one who hates homeless people

[@Jamesturnerrrrr]

No wilbur loves kids...

[@ZoasaurusRex]

“MY NAMES JSCHLATT I SAY TOMAATO” that had me dead

[@firstworldproblemsmusic]

Schlatt: "On September 23rd you might have three days off of school" Tommy and Tubbo: *scared British noises*

[@aditysoni7786]

That's my birthday

[@Anna-ee3go]

What even is on in September 23?

[@ariaa09]

Ayo is it September, 23 2021?

[@Mr.Brownstone1987]

Soon....

[@molchat139]

Lmao I've just had three days off school since the 27th September, whoops

[@TheLegoCreationist]

"Who's George" *"Is he your Schizophrenic alter ego?"*

[@gamer4games]

Baba booey

[@abe6229]

Dream: Diavolo George: Doppio

[@abe6229]

@@fenceil who are you

[@abe6229]

@@fenceil oh my gooooood

[@hatdogsigab3423]

yoo i remembered that clip but didnt know who said it literally searching for them rn

[@thomasmarley9542]

I love how they all started acting all cool once jschlatt joined

[@sparksfly5877]

Everyone just followed him around and laughed.

[@HllwCrcs]

cuz schlatt is the cool man B)

[@haleyw0203]

you know what they call him?

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

It's like jesus just descended

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

To call you a 5 year old child

[@samm.nottatall]

5:40 Schlatt: Who’s George? Wilbur: the less successful Dream. THAT PART KILLEDDD ME 😭🖐

[@xaienee]

I love how everyone acts so formal when Jshclatt is on the server and when hes not theyre like: *WAR*

[@arandomperson2307]

He’s the king I don’t know man

[@elizabeth3506]

“you know that when she dies i get three days off school” “i know it’s like a national thing, everyone does into crisis mode. but i-i hate to break it to you but on September 23rd...you might get three days off” “...” “ *w h a t ?* ”

[@bravuuritar4468]

God I wish my country had a queen

[@icecold4152]

!remindme

[@ricardojr.salamanca7204]

I SWEAR IF QUEEN ELIZABETH DIES AT SEPTEMBER 23-

[@leaf9327]

I have a curse to scroll to comments as their happening in the video

[@karmotrine8837]

One more day

[@bruhe_8226]

Schlatt just disappeared without a trace........ Last witnesses were Tommy and Tubbo.... No one knows to this day what happened... Some say he got Killed, Some say he got Banned...... But every now and then....we can still hear his screams.....Pogchamp!.......Pogchamp!........ RIP In Peace Schlatt

[@tiffanyquarles167]

"rip in peace schlatt" is the equivalent of saying "Rest In peace in peace schlatt"

[@amywhite2938]

That aged like milk

[@chiefssoldsb5573]

Meme Lord why

[@ItsTanuki0_Clock]

"I'm actually prejudiced against homeless people." Dream: and I took that personally