So Tarkov had a Christmas Wipe...

[@carissa3402]

Best gamer face I've seen in awhile. Overgrown beard, bags under the eyes, gamer fuel, comfy sweatshirt. 100% approved

[@mikem6468]

Bit too many red blood cells and functioning melanocytes present for a true gamer face

[@ramosr7066]

Idk why i like this look better, im not saying he aint look good with shorter hair, but this way lootlord look dope af

[@smithexem]

A bum Aqua was fighting was fighting back this time, hence the black eye.

[@ItsdaFittySimp]

@Aj say that shit to me in public you’d get smacked

[@DeadGivaway]

you spelled stoner wrong

[@Xyclonius]

"My objective is to not die. That's the best way to progress in this game." Finally he gets it...

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

Slow and steady wins the race

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

But will he succeed no he can't help to not play this like call of duty .you can't rush every single thing especially an unwinnable fight

[@G_Zero127]

Thats what the homeless people in Aquas neighborhood say to themselves when they go out to loot some food.

[@hellagonz0]

lmao

[@hmmtodayiwillguy]

@@godpleasehelpme5336 no such thing as an unwinable fight

[@Delgado918]

The wipe money is the most money aqua has ever had

[@Delgado918]

After seeing the video i realised about 6-7 minutes in half of it was gone ahahahahah

[@SirDehumanized]

I don’t get why he’s called the loot lord because he seems to always be poor. Is this an Ironic name? 😂

[@danielkustra9071]

You shoulda kept that pistol grip 133 for Gunsmith pt.1. They're less common than the normal ones

[@jamesmajstruk3970]

Ya he picks up one thing and he says “I need to leave” 😂

[@MineloPL]

@@SirDehumanized never question the loot lord

[@bigbloo9322]

That is a lovely bacon egg and cheese. I am sure jealous.

[@brettnasty7138]

You could make your own....then have them foorreeevveerrr

[@beegboy2137]

Hello sure jealous, I’m dad

[@blondeuchiha8195]

@@beegboy2137 sweaty comment

[@BigMeachRants]

@@brettnasty7138 based.

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

The best way to win a man's heart is through his stomach.

[@jessemiller9891]

Aqua: "spam get out so im not greedy and i get out." Chat: "get out." Aqua: "but im greedy so i have to stay." Aqua: dies

[@ratasslordofyoink4542]

I fucking love early wipe fights where nobody has ammo that can penetrate armor so every gunfight lasts ten minutes

[@exploitativity]

And then they drop 900 fucking rounds of BP on everyone as a Christmas gift and boom, armor piercing SKSes.

[@LukasParzinger]

@@exploitativity yeah they fucking ruined that one... thanks nikita

[@MrJordie11]

Yay let's all play cod where everyone is a bullet sponge

[@uglymechanics6599]

@@MrJordie11 lol k so everything should be 1 shot kill?

[@colby1398]

@@uglymechanics6599 yes

[@TheDynamiteRO]

"this gas analyzer dosent need to be in raid" me laughing my ass of since they need to be in raid now =))))

[@DewaynedaDemi]

OOF lmfao

[@PoopiDScoop]

They have always needed to be found in raid

[@NoBr4iN]

There are two different tasks, the first one doesn’t need to be found in raid, the 2nd task needs two found in raid

[@Teekeks]

@@NoBr4iN the first one also has to be found in raid now

[@darkracer1252]

@@NoBr4iN the second one needed 1 found in raid. and 1 not found in raid. so out of the 3 your needed. your only needed 1 found in raid. but now you need them all found in raid...

[@brendancochran6751]

I appreciate that we can see aquas hair and facial hair grow overtime

[@elgringofeo9348]

"Key is to not die" Tries to go to techlight "Interchange kinda sweaty" Goes to customs

[@aaron4820]

"Kill 5 scavs at Customs, find shotgun, salewa" "Interchange let's go" Meanwhile in chat: Why does Aqua look so homeless? Aqua: I don't think I need soap for anything. 4:52

[@Trildin]

'We're going to take it slow, nice and easy' (continues sprinting)

[@rodiculous9464]

Running in with your best gear knowing how tarkov servers are after a wipe "It's a bold move cotton"

[@ThePersuasiveParrot]

I mean that's when you should. Better gear is better chance of survival. Why yall having gear fear over lvl 4 armor?

[@SynderNOfficial]

@@ThePersuasiveParrot Do you have cancer?

[@JamiesRustTalent]

The servers are completly fine atm running auto eur havent crashed a single time only when they had the backend problems

[@Hypergen-]

Today on a scav raid I killed a guy with Gen 4 armor + Zsh helmet + fully modded M4A1 + Attack 2 because he was completely disconnected from servers and walking in place, I just legged him and snatched all that completely pristine gear. Big oof.

[@tudorbaloiu9585]

@@Hypergen- shit happens yeah it's a risk and you can lose your gear in a stupid way, but it's still better to play with it. You have a bigger chance of survival in the first few days when everyone is using shit ammo, right? Ofc you will have the guys that play 8 hours a day and your class 4 armor will be useless against them, but I guess you'll encounter more often the not so geared players.

[@Cheekybunny1693]

The loot lord

[@Leo-zj1tr]

''we already need a junkbox'' Me: *cries in standart inventory*

[@nadams01_65]

I just wanna say these regular uploads make my day. thanks

[@Geekinabasement]

asks chat to tell him when to get out, 5 seconds later YALL ARE GOIN IN THE BACK

[@NachozMan]

Sure Aqua will acknowledge the backseat gaming but not the constant quest for answers on why he murdered those homeless people.

[@RM-qn3ro]

Because he "wants to fit in".

[@earlyexit38]

If they’re homeless then why do they have to extract???

[@darkracer1252]

@@earlyexit38 because even homeless people have a safe bush to go back to

[@CreamyCraigTV]

8:39 he doesnt show the hit count after the raid, wonder why ;)

[@Rectorol]

"We're gonna take it slow" Immediately starts sprinting.

[@lonelymailbox12]

'we're going to take it slow, nice and easy' proceeds to sprint to weapons case across map xD

[@s4n714g000]

These beginning of the wipe videos are the most entertaining, everything is way harder and exciting

[@scottfitzgerald2825]

the loot lord is double prepared for grinding tasks from last wipe

[@ravioli-bamboli]

Dawg how are you able to grow a beard so fast? It’s like you’ll shave and then 2 days later you have a Viking ass beard lmao

[@ravioli-bamboli]

@@Lansolot I can’t, there’s no way to reach the same level of Giga Chad Aqua has

[@luperamoon]

high protein diet

[@xSP3CTREx]

Lord ability, you cannot obtain it peasant.

[@LegendaryGooseling]

His chad veins are pumping pure testosterone

[@StelioKontos42069]

all of the below are wrong he simply got 1 good genetical trait

[@KazooieX1]

Aqua Loads into raid Entire chat *" TIME TO GET OUT"*

[@Flemdragon]

Raid barely begins. Chat “get out.” I’m dieing.

[@HalfbloodARMY]

The loot lord has been promoted to “Saint Lootcifer”

[@dontaskquestions8721]

“Baconeggandcheeseonaroll is one word” - a legend

[@sushee.3928]

Aqua your videos are some of the only ones were I actually sit down, get some popcorn and just watch the entire thing.

[@spenslum3563]

Leaves a Triton in favour of a PACA, despite the Triton weighing less and giving him more room to carry things and then tosses the PACA anyways Goddamnit Aqua.

[@trapoide26]

``Remember guys, my strategy is to not die`` Literally every person entering a raid

[@chill.huskyy2930]

The 5 stages of tarkov insanity: @10:22 1. “I hear someone” 2. You go dead silent and sit in a corner looking at the door ready to shoot 3. Rat around (moving slowly but being cautious) 4. “Did i hear someone or am i going crazy?” 5. Not caring and running away (this either ends with them not being insane and dying or them actually being insane, like aqua)

[@Pocket_Rat]

22:25 Anyone else hear the grenade drop at Aqua's feet when he extracted?

[@steelstallion75]

Here is my analysis of the first real PVP fight aqua had in Raid #2: At 5:50 Aqua finds an AKM with 1/2 a mag of PS Ammo and presumably 1rd PS in the chamber. At 6:30 he recovers 25rd BP ammo from a hidden cache. At 7:01 we can see only 17rd BP ammo in his inventory. Therefore he must have just topped the AKM Mag up with BP ammo instead of unloading it completely and loading all BP ammo. This explains his easy kill of PMC #1 at 8:06 - His bursts of fire from the AKM thereafter deplete the 8 rounds of BP ammo in the AKM and now he is firing PS ammo, which are essentially rubber bullets in this game and only tickled PMC #2. Aqua then switches to his shotgun only after he is seriously wounded by PMC #2 and at a disadvantage with range and armor, the buckshot either missed or was critically ineffective against PMC #2. Therefore, Aqua's claim that he "had BP in that gun" is misleading, he only had 8rds of BP and 21rds of PS in the mag with presumably 1rd of PS in the chamber which directly led to his combat ineffectiveness and subsequent death.

[@Droopy57]

I love how Aqua finds gas analyzer and said I need to get out but finds trooper armor and just goes on with his raid but we love u Aqua merry Christmas bro

[@Guppifish]

gas analyzers are definitely more important rn lol

[@slopsterino3677]

The only tarkov channel u can compare too either their gods at the game or u have aqua the perfect gamer to represent us all.

[@midmoto9458]

aqua im sure you know by now the extract has moved for old gas it moved before the wipe if i remember correctly. you were going towards RUAF to exfil if you would have turned left after that blue fence you jump through at the back side of old gas and followed it left to the the big gate at the back side wall near the large med stash bag hidden in that large concrete sewer pipe under the tree

[@mael6224]

Me : Aqua sees an item: **That's good**

[@dirthurts]

Watching Lvndmark play EFT makes me want to dive balls deep into it. Watching Aqua play EFT makes me glad i haven't yet.

[@madx2r0_22]

cant believe im this early to a Tarkov Video, thank you for the great content Aqua! Merry Christmas and happy new years!

[@itsanofromme6099]

Damn Aqua you got the bacon and cheese, the gamer beard, the good wipe start and pure gamer power right now

[@texaneli1427]

It sucks because I have standard edition, and I haven’t died so I have to sell so many things 😭

[@Justin-ue2hv]

bruh same..

[@weebey.gaming4490]

sell all except what you rly need and like quest stuff bc you can always buy a kit from flea

[@texaneli1427]

@@weebey.gaming4490 bro this was from a month ago I’m already lvl 40😂

[@SimplyJustTheDoctor]

already watched this live but i cant help myself to watch it again lol

[@Chilipotamus]

The outro on AlsoAqua videos is so wholesome, I watch em every time to the end

[@Yolpecharalim]

His chat messes with him so hard, it is hilarious lol.

[@americantoastman7296]

no likes, heart from aqua LUL

[@kingkoleog8756]

Been waiting for this 🔥

[@SuperChevelle88]

Happy Christmas and merry birthday LOOT LORD OF TARKOV

[@animalm4st3r]

wait till he finds out that the first GasAn now also has to be FiR

[@jordenwelsher3065]

I love that someone donated a computer to a homeless guy.

[@macthomas128]

low key one of the best place to get salewas is the new encampment in woods, where the giant field is near un extract. i always find them there

[@MartinJHesse]

Playing EOD really is easy mode. 9 safe slots is insane. No need to worry about healing.

[@americantoastman7296]

right? fuckin giga chads with their grizzlies. yea im jealous!

[@bakabule1014]

Aqua: You have to tell me to get out I'm too loot goblin Viewer: Get out! Aqua: Not yet *Dies Aqua: Interchange is too sweaty

[@gamingwithsurreal1394]

That was basically the shotty, that mechanic wants for task 1

[@thomasproctor56]

Nice work aqua. Proud of you. My first 6 pmc raids I died. I was a sad boy wipe day

[@AhNoWiC]

I haven't been keeping up with the channel lately since I fell off of Tarkov, so I just heard Aqua got married. Congrats dude, happy for you.

[@jenkinsthepooch3902]

Aqua: I think I have the knowledge for this wipe. Also Aqua: Fuck Cordura

[@308damage]

This wipe is your time to shine like the diamond you are

[@ArmorKingEmir]

yes, the old bear face! I BELIEVED IN YOU. !!

[@ArmorKingEmir]

if i saw a pack of BP, i would load up my ak, im bloodthursty tho

[@goopy545]

always glad to see the tarkov content :)

[@litdav]

This is the authentic Tarkov Experience™

[@kylephaneufmusic]

Aqua hiding in that basement for like ten minutes because of a slight breeze outside was hilarious.

[@CreamyCraigTV]

more like 2 minutes but yeh

[@senpoo510]

misses every shot* "How many times do I need to shoot?!" xD

[@flippyz7206]

How does he always manage to seem more homeless the more successful he becomes.

[@Redbarony6]

Honestly the minecraft eating meme never gets old

[@JDMxWalt]

I love he finds that BP ammo off the rip and doesn't top off the mag of akms lol.

[@rickwad842]

I can't believe I watched aqua grow from a wimpy baby faced boy to the bearded chad we see in front of us now

[@NZobservatory]

"Day 917. Still stranded, and no sign of a rescue ship on the horizon. Maybe tomorrow..." -- AquaFPS

[@digs-nd9jr]

I’m only watching this cause I’m drinking and you took a swig in the thumbnail

[@kradtfos]

this is what an absolute unit looks like

[@Therealpewpew]

Big ooof on turning that Shotty in to prapor, that plastic foregrip is like 200.000 doubles on the market, which u need for gunsmith p. 1

[@slowburn2737]

the cure for sadness ^^^^^ love this man

[@mbty9819]

that gamer fuel sure did work

[@samuelresnick364]

Aqua: hears gunshot Also Aqua: aughhh oh god

[@thatoneguy5662]

Fuck the christmas wipe. I found a violet keycard 2 hours before they announced it.

[@StelioKontos42069]

i'd rather have a chance of fighting and killing squads than having a violet keycard lmao

[@snowfox22]

Aqua goes from power bottom unshaved - to a bear power top with beard

[@prestonhwang9412]

I love that aqua wife loves him even when he does not give her attention when playing games

[@markbielecki7260]

21:11 you've Cheekied your last Breekie

[@tihy9s168]

Another excellent AlsoAqua video right here

[@rockpyl]

The holidays really took a tole on the Loot Lord

[@Guitarmeister93]

AquaFPS: Chad in recovery

[@moseslobb7145]

That first shower of the wipe be the only shower of the wipe is what he’s getting at...

[@egidijussinkevicius860]

lol second raid, you were shooting everywhere but second guy :D

[@DayZSnob]

You know the vids about to be good if he begins eating the first second.

[@newbsan7039]

Aqua kills anyone ...... “got him”

[@KatDiedAgain]

You're BETTER You're just BETTER Aqua, you slapped those guys

[@Type_shi]

Aqua is eating breakfast for dinner lucky bastard

[@PriestlyTax1600]

GrandpaLoot the Father of the LootLord. We saw how the son suffer to gain Kappa, we saw the son sacrificing Kappa for Tarkov. And now we see the perspective of our Father GrandpaLoot, will he suffer as LootLord did? Will he do the same sacrifice that the LootLord did to save Tarkov? Grab a drink and snacks and let's enjoy the Legacy of the Lords of Tarkov.

[@xJumpP3rx]

the loot lord is rising

[@hackresolution5074]

Aqua is the best tarkov streamer IMO

[@remmy_127]

Why did i never know aqua was a homless man, i thought he would be a budding young teenager.

[@chippydave8915]

Aqua 30 seconds after he gets a kill, got him :D

[@allanwebb2985]

TIL this is what Aqua looks like *after* he takes a shower.

[@hermintrudesnackson4232]

aqua's beard getting progressively bigger over lockdown

[@hoff4301]

Can't believe aqua got married merry Christmas man

[@TheVicVance]

I can't believe he got Sam to cook for him.

[@davidukus1733]

The lord has descended

[@fricholas7608]

Nice to see you looting and concentrating on the game and not always pvp. Get loot, get out thus surviving. Good job my man. Good luck.

[@Spooky_Yellow_Doge]

Happy birthday aqua!

[@tonip7312]

8:43 Best part :D you need find Gas Analyzer in raid for both quests :D

[@mustangthekitten7765]

I have been waiting for the wipe vid

[@honestlyowain1121]

2:47 the rain sound made me have a sudden sense of cosiness then a sudden urge 5 minutes later to type /weather clear /gamerule doWeatherCycle false

[@sushee.3928]

I was waiting for this video :)