So You Want to Close Your Facebook Account

[@BerniiClarke]

"If someone clicks like, do you get a quick rush of dopamine that will carry you over until your next pill?" 😂😂

[@naderlee]

lol, good one!

[@jdriguez00]

Thx god I closed my Facebook almost 2 years ago and it's so liberating and finally feel there's more to life than cyber space

[@mathew633man]

Gurra88 4

[@naderlee]

Absolutely agree, it's true, i had the same experience at 2012 when i left the wastebook

[@mathew633man]

i quit facebook long time ago, and i feel fucking liberated. if i want to get in touch with people, i call them or text them.

[@sliprockdoc]

A tattoo of a dragon committing sodomy on another dragon? that is fantastic - LMAO!

[@lukemeacham1282]

David, you are hilarious. And, accurate. Thank you for the lawyer series. Can't believe I am just seeing this now.

[@DavidKazzie]

welcome! the beauty of the internet, these videos apparently are forever LOL

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

'a tattoo of a dragon committing an act of sodomy on another dragon..' classic line.

[@SUSYloveable]

I 100 % agree and I am having my life back. Still there, but, The good news it's I don't even pass by Facebook that much.I think I got the phobia of it! !!LOL IT has done nothing for me or my business in so many years.. just wasted my time :( and plus I find it DISTRACTING. I rather focus on learning, studying and helping people.

[@ParadoxUmbra]

These two robots should make out and go out with each other.

[@alatif222]

These are great. Feel free to do whatever subjects you want, too. Keep up the good work!

[@DEATHFISH3000]

sure, facebook is horrible but so are people who are smug about not using it. how about just having the self-control to use it for just the right amount of time?

[@DavidKazzie]

@WhatTheProducer thanks, I appreciate it -- Facebook re-posting is what made my Law School video go viral.

[@doc7474]

"I bet she's an artist"..apparently another disclaimer that can get you ought of anything.

[@Polybius_Arcade]

best idea for a tattoo i've ever heard!

[@pareshtrivedi1]

Good thinking, I could not read it on Facebook....but people should think about it.....

[@brettfoshager2899]

I was in 8th grade when this video was made that was middle school. Middle school was the worst. Ms. Mursewick my teacher for middle was just so negative.

[@johnbarkand]

@MissLucyBoomer you are so right, idon't know why people put it down. this is very creative.

[@SnickNH]

This is honestly disregarding pretty much all of the convenience that Facebook provides.

[@UnkleRonnie]

"RACIST SUPERHERO" is the funniest xtranormal video on KZbin!!

[@Julez2770]

I'm sure if someone had this conversation in real life, it wouldn't be as funny. It's the voices that make this hilarious

[@saintsamaritan]

@dwkazzie You're a genius. Funny. You should do a vid in favor of FB. What a gem FB has been in networking, sharing YOUR vids, sharing delightful pics, posts and quotes, propagating vital news, keeping records of truth as well as insanity, testing one's metal in debating, and invigorating the public, and making new friends (via FB I met folks in real life by phone and in person), and several friends reappeared where we had forgotten one another. I'm not addicted to FB but it's a great tool.

[@gopioneersgo]

This stuff is great!!! I can't stop watching your vids.

[@sicnarf423]

your videos are masterful. great insights , you are talented dwkazzle.

[@carol43ish]

I can't stand facebook., i closed mine about 4 years ago. And i don't do twitter, or instagram, or whatever the fuck else there is.

[@dajourlivingston27]

Dogdamn46 I'm going to delete my Instagram to.

[@allcapsROB]

These lines need to be read by these robotic voices. No human can project the sarcasm, bitterness and overall comedic timing these simulated gems do.

[@gtrdoc911]

@dwkazzie glad u enjoyed it. i'm in the same boat wasting way too much time on my computer doing useless shit. it's too addicting.

[@christineshoemaker9736]

this is so true!!

[@FFXIDragoon]

"Do you want to see my harvest?" "Sweet Mother of God, No!"

[@WendyMoiraAngelaDarling67]

L-O-V-E your cartoons! Thank you.

[@chrissy9153]

I hope you know the joy I have that my future career is none of these videos otherwise I’d seriously reconsider

[@LegacyXJudah]

4th amendment 4th amendment...I have a headache now!

[@DavidKazzie]

@mnhepcat thanks! I knew it would be hard to follow up on Law School. as I recall, you were one of the early commenters on Law School and helped its spread. so if you liked "Facebook" please pass it on as well.

[@MichaelScialdonePhD]

love it! Keep the videos coming!!

[@DavidKazzie]

@aceofkittens thanks -- I'm so glad you like both videos, and i appreciate your posting this one to Facebook -- that's what will help this one become as popular as Law School! and your billable hour idea is a good one. That would make a good video.

[@mnhepcat]

@dwkazzie I personally would like to see a video about the multi-million dollar Law School Panic Industry, the mountain of study guides that students can spend as much money on as casebooks. It boggled my mind in law school that an entire industry can be/has been built up around the anxiety of law students. I don't know if it's more sad or funny.

[@EminemLover1200]

Good heavens, why. That made me laugh so hard!

[@sketchyinc]

"I'm not addicted to Voicodin, i can Quit whenever I want, LULZ."

[@Mrcrazy80]

I think one of my lungs just exploded.

[@SuperWarking]

Omg IDK why I even keep getting these fuckin farmville invites even though I never signed up for that. Plus the so you want to go to law school video...That shit is epic! Especially when the topic of being around assholes and torturing blackberries lol

[@gtrdoc911]

nice to know you're not wasting time on facebook but using it constructively making cartoons.

[@101Snipeshot]

Very true. I got a facebook, but I don't do most of the crap you can do on it and what I do do is occasionally talk to people. Yeah thats not a lot.

[@ChaosTheSheWolf]

i love the dragon part =P

[@MrSkiBumdtc]

He's just upset he doesn't have any klout

[@thatgirl208]

Genius.

[@JibbyJoeby]

"I think my lung just exploded."

[@stig]

this made me check my facebook status

[@rlaranjo]

My life started to be better since I deactivate my facebook account.

[@WhatTheProductions]

I Like your work; gonna post it to Facebook.

[@bastimontemayor6188]

this made my day

[@Videoscape]

It took much convincing on the part of some good friends for me to create a FB account before I relocated 3000 miles away. In hindsight it was one of the best decisions I made.

[@TheWaynelds]

i hope facebook ends up like myspace soon. I never check mine at all, and I actually post something maybe once a month, which always has a point, or interesting. All comments and messages go straight to my phone in a text message and i can respond to them in a text message as well, so i never have to actually log into this aweful site and read peoples boring, pointless posts about the unintersting things they did today.

[@DavidKazzie]

thank you!

[@braydengeorg]

@cupcakes7058 That's actually kind of stupid. They should make it instant instead of making you wait two weeks. If you don't know that you have to wait, you may frequently check to see if your account is gone yet. But if you go onto FaceBook to even check, it won't delete it. It's just a stupid scam to make you get on FaceBook more.

[@mnhepcat]

@dwkazzie Yeah, most of the people I know in NYC are lawyers, so I sent it to all of them and put it on FB. I put this one up there too. Someone sent me the first one when it only had 3,000-something hits. I figured that had to be an anomaly, that it must have just gone up, considering how obviously classic it was. I was very curious to see if it would blow up quickly, like I suspected it would. It's really interesting to see something go viral. Rarely happens. You usually see it after.

[@research1982]

I love this!

[@JA-yz8eq]

excellent

[@mnhepcat]

This one is great! The other one was legendary and will be like Paper Chase or 1L. So this one wasn't as good as the other one, but that's because only a few things a year are. Please keep it up. How about...hipsters?

[@buixrule]

"You're so complex". :)

[@gorrowler]

so. good.

[@suniseclipsed]

It's like Dr. Cox from Scrubs with a monotone voice.

[@JakobRobert00]

i have faceboook but i kind of find it stupid as well, but i am a teenager, so i still go to school. and if you are not at facebook, it is as if you would not belong to school. every news are posted on facebook, if you are not on facebook, you don't know anything about what's going on.

[@haunter600]

I am yet to find an unfunny xtranormal video, about ANYTHING.

[@DavidKazzie]

@BigHitBuda no worries, I won't take your comment down. I'm just picking on some of the sillier aspects of Facebook. Believe me, Facebook helped spread my Law School video like crazy, so I'm a huge fan.

[@DavidKazzie]

@MissLucyBoomer thank you!

[@Soullight86]

So true

[@mousya]

Sounds like the convo I kept having with my ex . Lol

[@Magraathea]

Why is the shirtless guy wearing a tie?

[@Holden2003hr]

Facebook is the fucking devil. Awesome video. "The obligatory it's great to hear from you" private message. Lol!

[@DavidKazzie]

@region1111 thanks for the comment -- please watch the first video in my new series following the woman as she heads off to law school -- I think you'll see her character change as she adjusts to law school.

[@DavidKazzie]

@zebraremovals ha-ha good one!

[@DavidKazzie]

@GDelva2003 sure, please do.

[@DavidKazzie]

Hello, unfortunately, I learned recently that the company's website I used to make these videos has gone out of business.

[@GDelva2003]

@dwkazzie Thanks. I have an account but I rarely go on the website so I just let it hang there. I did the same thing with my myspace account.

[@someonespadre]

Why do married women on Facebook need 3 names? Isn't two enough?

[@mjp407]

Sweet mother of God, no!

[@2sdude]

@RacyReggie actually i havent been on facebook for about a year. i have recently tried to log on only to find it was hacked 4 months ago. so there ya go i avoided facebook pretty damn easily

[@TheNoopsy]

they used iphone 4s to record this video with siri

[@gtrdoc911]

@Tikitian I must be out of it cos I had to look up who Tom Kenny is. But these are computer generated voices (although I think he did a great job on this vid, I was just being sarcastic with my comment)

[@2sdude]

@bbphnix if you like communicating with friends, youll love this amazing invention called a phone! you can even talk to peaple live with it!

[@gtrdoc911]

@Tikitian Once again I wasn't familiar with that name but I have heard of spongy (applause). Thanks for the info.

[@Anrboy]

I deactivated my facebook about 2 minutes into this

[@uncle.lethal]

I found this video on Facebook

[@jrg305]

They let you deactivate your account. I did over 1.5 years ago after being on it since '04. Outside of undergrad, it's a waste of time. People who just meet me do not need to friend me on facebook to read about things I can't explain in person, such as the fact that I like to sleep with other men and date men romantically as a man. My family doesn't need to see new people in my life or exiting my life. Fuck facebook.

[@Mortisk]

Ha ha ha that's probably the best one I've seen. You forgot to mention that people only knew it was his birthday because the side bar told them. anyways you should check out my xtranormal vid. I think you'll like it.

[@OrochiGeese7]

(Continued) The moral of the story: Stop acting as if Facebook was a primary source of your problems. Instead, look within yourselves and see if you had something to do with it in the first place. Here's another clue: There's this thing called "time-management"skills, it's not as hard as it sounds. I STRONGLY suggest you try that, otherwise, I'll just chalk this up to people finding something to whine about just for the sake of whining.

[@IwillKillYourCereal]

I used to be addicted to facebook, but now it makes me sick. I want to punch half of my facebook "friends" after reading the superfluous things they post. It seems that all facebook is good for now is for connecting with old friends without actually putting in the effort to call them up or email them or for posting pictures of yourself looking semi-attractive at parties to overcompensate for your insecurities. Maybe this is just my depression talking lol

[@DavidKazzie]

thanks @alatif222 -- keep spreading the video, help this one become a viral monster like his big brother Law School.

[@Pouk3D]

I don't think dragon on dragon qualifies as an act of sodomy.

[@Aeizium]

Why are furries, furries?

[@mnhepcat]

@dwkazzie Also, the person who sent it to me got it from a former coworker of mine who is one of the a-holes you mention in the video. Ahhhh, Irony. I wonder if she recognized herself. I'm guessing not.

[@MrBlueees]

this is hillarious :)))

[@Face_RC]

Goddamn Facebook users, just dumping stuff into the tubes, clogging my Internets. It took a week for a email from my grandma to get to me! The internet is a series of tubes, you can't just dump stuff into like its a dump truck!

[@saraha180]

so tired of facebook & twitter haters.

[@butch2772]

@L0rdFlashheart no kidding! "dont you dare talk about my FB!"

[@FinallyHaveaNick]

" ......... crap" xDD

[@SarahKProductionz]

yh, his shirt does look like a face, lol

[@GDelva2003]

@dwkazzie Is it ok if I post this on facebook?

[@GTarcisius006]

Do you get a rush of Do-Pa-Mean...Lol xD o you ppl...

[@zap859]

cool....

[@snurfsnurfable]

@bbphnix Did Facebook happen to tell you how to properly use semicolons? Apparently not.

[@zebraremovals]

wow , you made a video about my wife

[@sambarros]

Ahahahahaha! So great!