CRAZIEST Dinosaur Ride Ever! - Dinosaurs & Gorillas Attack You on the Ride! NEVER in the USA Ride!

[@reaperudu5287]

I mean, for the Temu version of Jurassic Park, I thought it was pretty good! The human legs sticking out of the last dinosaur was pretty comical. 😂

[@remyd8767]

honestly beats the Orlando version of Jurassic River Adventure.

[@SocialistIntrovert]

😂 I never heard of Temu version of Jurassic Park.

[@JustToast936]

3:18 I can’t help but giggle at imagining a sadly disappointed raptor. “I chomped my chompiest, and they didn’t even scream.” 😢

[@steve222345]

"How much inspiration should we take from Jurassic Park?" "Yes"

[@HowieTung]

I thought it was a mechanical dinosaur and wondered if it would be dangerous for the dinosaur's head to stick into the cart. But it turns out it was all performed by staff members. They really worked hard!

[@Mike__B]

Yeah, at first I was thinking there was some timing mechanism with the car as they went by, then forgot the oldest of South East Asian axioms... people are much cheaper than complex machinery.

[@ilaglikehell]

it's probably one guy running around at max speed

[@enzi_r9810]

Truly!

[@1disney100]

Me too! I thought they were mechanical at first but I figured they just couldn't be if they're coming into the vehicle. That's very interesting. I'm not sure why they needed all the kerosene theme there though. If I had a dinosaur theme park I don't think I'd leave cans of gas and oil around everywhere haha. But very inspired!

[@OkayYaraman]

Which makes you wonder if it’s safe for the actors to stick their heads/arms into the cart, which it’s obviously not. OSHA would have a field day with this place.

[@user-gl7sq2sr6g]

That one gorilla jump-scared the ✨yellow liquid✨ outta me 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@bjwatson1348]

It the same-thing to me!😭

[@skaileep]

Probably listening to a popular rap artist

[@WonkiWeaboo]

@@skaileepwhat?

[@aaronjames3228]

​@@skaileepwhat

[@Its_Star_Brite]

4:23 eww

[@UnmaskedPyro]

[Spongebob]: "What's a gorilla doing in the Jurassic Era in the first place?"

[@Critter97]

Well it’s funny that you mentioned that- George they’re on to us!

[@JasonRoblesSembrano]

​@@Critter97 George the Horse: Let's get outta here! Me: Glad you are welcome to my home.

[@couch-potatoBOB]

Have you ever seen jurassic park? The dinosaurs were cloned and brought in with humans so there would definitely be gorilla's this wouldn't be the jurassic era

[@edwardicus4]

🤦‍♂️

[@Mike__B]

Gorilla? That's what you feel is out of place in the "jurassic era" ? Not the cars, cans of oil and kerosine and other bits that say "hey this is in modern times"

[@OkayYaraman]

This is kinda awesome. The lack of safety and predictability makes this very exciting and the scenery is actually pretty good. But I do hope the actors get paid well and don’t get injured. Never in the USA indeed!

[@pobstrel]

Agree. I hope the pay is high enough to compensate for the boredom and discomfort of sitting in a bush with the upper half of your body in sweaty latex!

[@chrisf.8177]

The only good is here the Scenery. 😂

[@teferristewart7342]

“Welcome, to trademark infringement park.”

[@AaronEiche]

No, I'm an original creation - like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck."

[@npcimknot958]

Welcome. To currasic park

[@randyjax09]

My thoughts exactly. It seems like pretty blatant theft of IP. They even painted a raptor blue. 😂

[@EricTheSaylorman]

I'm surprised Universal hasn't sued them yet.

[@tulinfirenze1990]

Asians don't care about that stuff.

[@Enk64]

John Hammond - "Spared no expe.... uh, never-mind." I bet this is a lot more fun in the dark ... 😆

[@practicalpisces]

It took me a second to realize that those are all people in suits and not haywire animatronics.

[@HauntFreak13]

The dino sniffing the camera was adorable

[@huapianp]

This ride feels more like an outdoor version of those ghost train with live actors.

[@zydration3538]

Pretty much. And the way people are acting like these don't exist in the States is himself.

[@jaykay1899]

@@zydration3538 I think the aspect they're saying doesn't exist in the states is the fact that the dinosaurs are literally reaching into the ride vehicle practically hitting you. Nobody is saying that outdoor ghost trains don't exist in the US

[@sometoaster6178]

I don't get why people are hating on this so much. Clearly, a lot of time and effort was taken to make this. It's a great ride despite the obvious budget restrictions. Sure, them lunging into the cart is dangerous, but those things are probably made of rubber or something. It won't kill you, maybe a bruise at worst. Instead of trashing on it and talking about copyright, let's just appreciate the art

[@colbystearns5066]

We're just spoiled in the US by higher budget attractions, given the limitations this actually looks pretty cool and it's neat that the "animatronics" are live actors, it makes the whole experience feel even more spontaneous. That being said I'd be terrified to go on this knowing they actually touch you.

[@mycroft16]

​@colbystearns5066 I've been to parks in the US that don't match up to this level of theme. This is actually a pretty decently put together ride. And having the heads come inside is a wild idea that actually looks pretty fun as it is just enough to force you to avoid it. The animations are on about the same level as Universal's on the original ride. That Raptor on the jeep at the end looks really good. Some fake fire around the fuel barrels would be icing on the cake but I get why not. This ride probably requires very little maintenance. Very simple ride system. Simple but effective animatronics. It should be overgrown so minimal plant trimming. It's effective at scares and being way more than just a ride through. Imagine if the Indiana Jones giant snake came INTO the vehicle, even if the right side seats were left intentionally empty for safety. It would still massively amp up the scare of that moment. I'm guessing the country this is in simply doesn't give a flying fart in a jar about copyright making it basically impossible to sue over it. And honestly, I don't think I would try. It's pretty solid free promotion of the IP that is within the idea of the IP. I'd take advantage of it amd market merch and films more in that area. Maybe even enter a profit sharing deal with them rather than outrigh shut them down. Hey, we will provide you awesome merch, you get 20% of sales. Both now make money off it, actual IP merch better quality than this park ever could afford, and tag it all with, "now see the movie!" Or sell the movies in the park. Lawyers like shutting things down when they could make deals, everyone wins, more money on a long term basis.

[@annlebelt2676]

I think this is well done for sure. All those plants and set design is great. It definitely would make me scream a few times then laugh.

[@avalongamer8897]

It's a lawsuit for copyright infringement

[@isabellancali5388]

At universal studios here in Hollywood, California, I had a cast member that played Norman Bates follow our tram and come up to me to scare me, as I was sitting in the last car. It was scary and fun even though it wasn’t Halloween Scary Nights. I actually enjoy the interaction with the cast members as they get into their roles. As for copyright, USA has stolen many resources from other countries, including land, so…let people have fun with their families and loved ones without paying extravagant and outrageous prices.

[@tachyonpulse]

I copped a couple of jump scares just watching this... imagine being actually on the ride! Such fun!! Copyright be damned!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@charondusk5608]

The gorillas might not make much sense, given this is meant to be a ride about dinosaurs, but ngl, that second gorilla looked like he was having the time of his life.

[@mdalsted]

I think the only reason the gorillas are there is because they also took inspiration from King Kong

[@Popsiclespider1395]

Why was the second gorilla hitting the Gangnam style💀

[@JustHereForCats]

Lmao the most Jurassic park coded with the least Jurassic park branding. I love dinos. Sign me up. I love it 😂😂😂 Edit: just got to the sprinkle of the planet of the apes. This is *ART* 😂❤😂❤😂❤ where is this contraption???

[@noahpinntfilms]

5:00 I'm dying! the gorilla walking away in the background lol

[@philipphalter926]

as absolutely epic as this concept is i can definetly see why this could never exist in the US. would love to play one of those dinos though

[@alfredroman5801]

First, it must be hard to see in those Dino costumes. Second, the actors are too close to the vehicles (so why it couldn't be released in the USA is correct). And third, it is the most fun ride I ever seen in years.

[@olsmokey]

You could see their legs behind the costumes.

[@reginaldgickington4793]

Oh youd be surprised how close actors can get to vehicles; therea a haunted hayride outside of the city I live in and the actors can get right up to the trailer. All strictly above board, and about as safe/unsafe as this ride appears to be.

[@aaronjames3228]

Ok and?​@@olsmokey

[@sammywestenberger9303]

Awesome 😎 Dinosaurs 🦕 and Gorillas 🦍

[@CarrieJerry]

Replacing some of the smaller dinosaur animatronics with actors in GOOD suits (like Safira from social media) at the Universal rides (not to mention the Blue meet and greet) would upgrade the experience so much imo

[@crveech]

If I was a little kid, I would have been so traumatized after riding this. 😄😄😄

[@PhilMachi]

"What if those low budget dino flicks from SyFy Channel inspired an even lower budget ride?" ...I give you: "Dinosaurs Island Clark"

[@streetsales23]

This ride is best at night 😊

[@mycroft16]

Oh dude, I didn't even think about that! Bet they leave those pop out dinos unlit until they come out. If they light them at all. That would be amazing! They just need to add opposite distraction a few seconds before.

[@2doot]

That video of the gorilla punching the tram with a vengeance lives in my head rent free, this will never not be funny to me

[@duramaxdad]

This will always be funny to me. Never not me. Me knot clever never Not never ever rather beaver eater Neither Cleaver nor a beaver Shall a human knot be neater Leave it to beaver Pumpkin eater Had a shell and couldn’t not not eat her.. Skeeterrrr Leave us 2 hour lil beaver Chuck and Norris kicker skeeter

[@jaydenthi3765]

lol the gorilla guy's job looks so fun!

[@mycroft16]

The first one was kinda lazy. Come out, bang the cart. If they got really into the scares, jump on the outside, etc, that really could be so amazing. I get that's hard to maintain for a while as a performer. But the Haunt dudes manage it. Maybe swap them out after a couple hours for breaks.

[@FIVEFIRES]

I DEFINITELY WANT TO DO THIS ONE DAY 🤯😱

[@skatealex1]

The dinosaurs biting head reaching into the vehical is kind of hilarious

[@aaronjames3228]

You not knowing how to spell vehicle is hilarious

[@yingcartoonist]

The gorilla make no sense

[@couch-potatoBOB]

Yes it does have you ever seen jurassic park there's dinosaurs all over with humans so there would be gorillas

[@andynava5144]

It does if you consider King Kong fights dinosaurs. Big brain moment

[@michaeljordan6008]

Or does it make all the sense in the world

[@DeenaMilkers]

alright you tell that to the gorillas face then tough guy

[@mycroft16]

King Kong. Dinosaurs and gorillas together on Skull Island. The ultimate IP mashup.

[@SumoNinja92]

It's like Horror Nights, they see a camera and go all out. I love it.

[@raghunathkrishnan5124]

That Gorilla man seems to have missed his break time 😂😂 and running for it

[@catserver8577]

There's just something more scary to me about the jenky or generic rides like this. I'd probably spend 75% of the ride with my eyes shut, lol.

[@NovaShadowStorm]

Damn that's some commitment those guys have, those suits must be so hot and they just hang out in the ride area waiting to scare the crap out of people in them.

[@bigalsretroroom]

The gorilla doing Gangnam Style was easily the most terrifying part.

[@317russ]

You would need to sign a waiver for a ride like this in the US

[@righthandstep5]

Oh totally

[@mycroft16]

I don't think it would be allowed even then. You know some Karen would take the entire park to court over some minor scrape or bruise. Or their 3 year old who would be traumatized. This would simply never happen. The park itself would have lawyers that would just flatly say no to even starting construction. It would be a hell of a waiver to sign. Amd there would have to be a literal mountain of signage stating "There is a very real chance you may receive minor injuries on this ride. Ride at your own risk." "By ridding this attraction you agree to waive all rights to hold the park responsible for any injury sustained on this attraction. Please see waiver for complete list and explanation of rights waived." Even then I guarantee someone finds a loophole and bankrupts the company for billions as a class action of some kind.

[@michaelbaltierra200]

Thats where Beeks went from Trading Places!!!! Him and his gf in the cage....LMFAO

[@michelelyons9410]

Marvelous! terrific video!

[@TheOgrande]

This is the funniest amazement ride that I ever seen.

[@carlosg1165]

❤❤❤❤❤awesome ride at less cost 😊😊😊😊😊

[@justiningram7216]

Okay...that gorilla actually made me jump. I don't think i could ride this alone. My nerves would be BAD

[@TheMarshadowFan]

5:09 human legs

[@chelseafn104]

Where is this ? It looks pretty cool.

[@J-J-J-J874]

Philippines, Clark Pampanga dinosaur island

[@aaronjames3228]

It says it right there in the description...learn how to read

[@avrielfernandez]

Respect to them doing this for kids to have a experience like I did growing up s/o to the team that wear the suits man love seeing this hope they get more money from this to upgrade the park

[@crystaldance5731]

So cool I love this so would my grandchildren ❤️👍🏻😊

[@darkridearts]

This is so fun

[@BB-wc9jx]

Great fun 😁

[@koop-xcie7715]

Probably the first time I've ever heard you react to a ride effect on your video.

[@mj-kunsanimechannel6411]

You're in Clark from philippines!!!

[@gavinsgarage3146]

on of the cars had the words "Dinosaur Island Clark" on the hood. I'm dead lmao!

[@FOXY56925]

4:10 Rover said can I have a bite?

[@sharkyocean4649]

Light and shadow: partly cool ambience and the attacks on the car are amazing, other parts of the track seem just boring

[@random-mj9bx]

For y’all wanting to ride this, it’s located here in the Phillippines

[@mycroft16]

Ugh, that was my number 3 guess. We'll done Philippines! The best horrific rip off ride I've seen.

[@AuthorCertifiedGoof]

I mean most of them are just half a body but the way they lunge at you like that is awesome! ….and a little bit insane 😂🤣

[@DadandSonBowling]

try the Space Shuttle in Enchanted Kingdom Calamba Laguna .and other rides as well 👍😊

[@Insanitariality7433]

Imagine the dinosaur just munches on your phone and takes it away

[@mycroft16]

This seems like a net positive.

[@aaronjames3228]

No ​@@mycroft16

[@HubertCampbellTravels]

That looks great

[@ladylirudel]

Very nice

[@giuliobassi8580]

Geniale!!! 😂

[@lourdes3069]

Fantástico ❤

[@generalbanastretarleton6578]

Better than most rides at theme parks.

[@Eric_Seay]

3:03 "Dinosaurs Island Clark" 🤣 I know it's the name of the place, but it's still funny.

[@fifthrider]

I love rides like this and am always sad to see the negative comments. You have to remember that back in '55 Walt and his early imagineers did they best they could with what was available. Today people are spoiled and expect multi-million dollar rides everywhere. Nah, this is great. I like it, thanks for filming. I love that they don't mind getting in close to you like that. Western guests are used to safety zones, this place doesn't need OSHA. I'm just upset that my girlfriend is Filipino and never once mentioned this place.

[@mycroft16]

I wonder how well known even there it is. Parks like this seem to fly under every radar. Now you gotta go visit.

[@timsmagicallife]

I'm dead 💀 🤣 with the baboons 😂

[@gmusick3859]

Wow! That would have scared the crap out of me!

[@starzintheskyz4477]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg that is hilarious. That's gotta be the worst dinosaur "ride" fail in existence 🤣 Makes more sense for it to just be a walk through lmao

[@darkridearts]

2:53 did… Sephiroth do this?

[@TheGarbalosafamilyAdventures]

That looks awesome

[@mariosolanonavarro4320]

That’s so cool

[@tapestry6455]

That is one scary ride. Those dinos are really close !!!

[@socialdistancingspider-man6581]

Welcome to Jurassic Park. 🦖🦕

[@JustSlideFactory]

Since when do you see a crime scene of dead raptors 😂

[@ClipOfTheFail]

Is this the one that the gorilla punched the driver

[@2doot]

Yes lol.

[@tobiashoyden2644]

I Like It!

[@MikeEggers-zl9ug]

I totally couldn’t tell there was a person in the dinosaur costume I couldn’t see their legs at all. jk lmao😂😂😂😂

[@crystaburdick7647]

Ah come on, I'm there, how fun was that!

[@ryanhanson7093]

The gorilla is the funniest part

[@VegasGoldenJediKnight]

The Philippines was all: "f your copyright laws!" lol

[@Its_Star_Brite]

Imagine seeing this blow up few months ago but also growing up watching Attractions 360 just for them to go themselves. I cant believe what im seeing right now. Pls watch out for punching harambes 😂😂😂❤❤

[@scifinut1]

Would be good for a Halloween attraction, maybe

[@gbengaobafemi4785]

A whole ‘forest’ dedicated to fantasy animals … how good 👍 😢

[@Spencer-b4j]

just you know epic univrel theme park are be away from opening and maybe once it open in grand opening, can you go there and book at hotel they built in the center? I just let you know that it sometime in month, it will be open soon.

[@TroublesomeSlateTruck]

Good Job. 👍🏼

[@scarycircus]

nice

[@UncleRenz]

is this the ride from that one tiktok where the guy in the gorilla costume punches the glass hard af? lmao

[@TFoBC_Official]

I think this is hilarious!!! I mean, yeah, if you were there, this would be terrifying…. But from a different perspective, it looks funny because they’re literally attacking you!

[@MichaelWarbux]

Just think if Universal (the movie studio itself) sued this park. So many copyright infringements on this ride alone. I love "knockoff" rides like this. They're always so bad loll

[@RexRude99]

They get sued, promise to change it, and then don't. LOL!

[@zydration3538]

What specific infringements are you seeing?

[@MichaelWarbux]

@ The Jurassic Park logo at the very end is a great start. The Jeep's paint job. Go watch a Jurassic Park movie or a Jurassic Park ride then come back and you'll see what I'm talking about. The similarities are endless. Don't worry, it's not that serious. Universal wouldn't waste their time on this.

[@zydration3538]

@MichaelWarbux of course they wouldn't. Because you can't copyright colors or shapes.

[@MichaelWarbux]

@@zydration3538 The color combination on the Jeep CAN be. That's what I'm saying. Sorry for not being more clear on that. Have a great day!

[@janetgomez3442]

Where is this ride? My boy loves dinosaurs

[@mbrow]

That was hilarious. Super cheesy. I'm surprise Steven Spielberg hasn't submitted a job application.

[@danbramel4384]

Apparently the crashes jeep belongs to “Dinosaur Island Clark”

[@jerraldbumanglag5233]

this was in clark pampanga

[@justinlang8229]

That’s crazy 😳

[@mathieumeriaux8932]

4:41 dance😂

[@ksavage681]

Add some sharks!!😂

[@PoJoJax]

This gives We have Skull island: Reign of Kong at home kinda vibes

[@sycronice]

I actually screamed when the Gorilla popped up. Was not ready for that sudden appearance.

[@KillaCam0926]

Why was King Kong in Jurassic park

[@DadandSonBowling]

ui. Pilipins 😂✌️😁😅

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

I'd still rather go on this than Na'vi River Journey.

[@cameraboy64]

This is so much better than the actual jurasic park ride

[@DonJuanMarco1994]

I thought those dinosaurs were animatronics, they were humans in a suit. 😆😆😆