Social Media Portrayed by Minecraft

[@Dayum]

I had enough internet for today

[@kirankumaar7416]

hi Dayum big fan

[@iklilmunira52]

Lol

[@Oxygenationatom]

no you didn't

[@rozaimahros2429]

Dayum

[@mega-chad7339]

Hey there

[@wlukee]

When he fell in love with the "creeper" I really felt that

[@maiya13x]

While that was happening : you have reached your KZbin time limit

[@SasukeUchiha-pj1pl]

The creeper was a creeper

[@creeperkingminecraftintens6765]

Ummm....help

[@mapeditorjon5306]

CREEPER?!

[@antonyt4597]

He's gonna die? Or something??

[@thoriumsucks7142]

0:49 That is the most true statement ever spoken.

[@tickle_tipson4]

looks like there's gonna be r/youtubearguments because it is not true

[@clydrexezekielalzate9707]

Someone: *Dream is gay* Every Dream stan: *TOTAL CHAOS*

[@tanwenxi4316]

Actually if he said that ,i guarantees all dream fans would definitely agree

[@asunflower7993]

Me not knowing who dream is: is aww I accept him I hope he finds someone to love

[@markdrawslol9792]

@@tanwenxi4316 yup xD

[@Davis...]

Grammar Nazis: imma end ya'lls careers

[@justsayori5330]

@@asunflower7993 dream is a famous minecraft speedrunner

[@inventoryoverloaded1192]

Twitter thumbnail and part is *SOOOO ACCURATE!!!*

[@Dyfinite]

POG kzbin.info/www/bejne/npbSd3p5aLWSq9E

[@HarlemIsInAxel]

@@Dyfinite stop spamming

[@IsabellaCV]

Nope, we just attack each other xD So it could be Villagers vs Pillagers or somethinf like that idk

[@Blockyverse]

not really

[@TheAveragePalico]

You're just missing the cancel culture and lack of brain cells

[@mariselojeda0810]

Why is the Twitter one so accurate tho-

[@show4game988]

And the most realistic one

[@tysonchicken5458]

You can literally state that you have an opinion on something and you’ll get canceled

[@SakyGTR]

when the 69 like hits😳 Edit:Not now😔

[@wasdfgtvbyun7495]

Lmao youtube is full of kids too

[@pokemonpro8438]

Just a bunch of children waiting to go ballistic on whoever has an opinion

[@hulias3107]

7:37 not all heroes wear capes.

[@xblazegaming9200]

totally true

[@sarikasharma9619]

Some wear caps

[@altaccount8220]

i got a burger king ad

[@hulias3107]

@@altaccount8220 ok...

[@aaronbandoy5488]

Lol

[@Nake_Take]

Me: types A in twitter. The comments: how dare you that is offensive and racist i am gonna delete your accounts

[@even___]

This comment is literally so racist. Delete now or I report.

[@mega-chad7339]

@@even___ your comment is too

[@oworcaph]

@@mega-chad7339 your comment is too

[@zahrazhfrh]

ahahhahah😭😂

[@mega-chad7339]

@@oworcaph same as yours

[@clearprototype7official]

Pinterest, a girls only place with paintings that boys love

[@Broþar]

Yes

[@pearl6817]

Lmaoo Most i use Pinterest

[@mschoenbein]

You mean like Tinder is, Pinterest is like a dating website you mean

[@clearprototype7official]

@@mschoenbein ...Ok? THEN WHAT WERE DA PICTURES?

[@Oouify]

Next video: KZbinrs Portrayed in Minecraft

[@ig_maika00]

Good idea

[@ifardedveryloud420]

No

[@Pglizm]

@@ig_maika00 are you real?

[@PrusRus]

@@Pglizm yep

[@miloszpoblocki799]

He did it already

[@YoHo888]

6:35 wait, he just woke up but he’s eating lunch?!

[@user-vc2xu8bc4o]

*Noice*

[@gabrielezimmerhofer8732]

In Minecraft the day and night last 20 minutes, so this is possible

[@montellacraft2738]

@@gabrielezimmerhofer8732 better watch kombatroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@tsd1000]

@@montellacraft2738 FUCK YOU!

[@creeper3466]

@@montellacraft2738 spam

[@the_rcyca]

I love how he spawned baby villagers because twitter have so many little kids😂😂🤣

[@stickmananimations2297]

KZbin and tiktok have the little kids

[@TCcool283]

@@stickmananimations2297 are you calling me a little kid

[@BEN-ys6gu]

@@stickmananimations2297 I guess on youtube it depends on the video, but generally kids have more time

[@HotSTeh]

Reddit : Stupid people trying to be smart Twitter : Stupid people

[@mega-chad7339]

I agree

[@Oxygenationatom]

Boomer people you mean.

[@rajenwahge7045]

@@Oxygenationatom and that's where you crossed the line

[@denarygoose9509]

I agree too

[@denarygoose9509]

But subscribe

[@SarkBM]

4chan: Smart people that like acting like stupid people Twitter: The inverse

[@sheeptaro2108]

Meh 4chan is just seems full of trolls but at least there people don't get offended over literally everything.

[@virginiansupremacy]

@@sheeptaro2108 ok go say black lives matter and see the result

[@XPForever]

Twitter inst that bad at all

[@guumidropu]

*Professional minecraft Speedrunner, has a million diamonds, zero deaths in the oldest anarchy server (2b2t)* [phone] respect

[@kaitlyn_stark]

Quora is more like: Q: * insert simple question here * A: So basically * writes full 5 paragraph essay with way too many details that nobody has the time to read *

[@jamiekevingallagher365]

I myself am a Quoran and overall the community there is pretty healthy and civil, and of course I'll admit I'm pretty darn nerdy. In the end, I prefer long tedious answers to a toxic and unintelligent community.

[@dimlyl4126]

@@jamiekevingallagher365 I agree

[@damianwayne5705]

@@jamiekevingallagher365 bro is every answer on Quora is accurate,because i sometimes find answer which doesn't make a shit sence,just asking plz reply if you have time...

[@cowsome2]

Its like an essay maker lol

[@thai6989]

TL;DR

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

The reddit one should have been “I play fortnite sometimes, it’s pretty fun ngl” Dayum was killed by Redditor with Bullying

[@Averageunlovable]

Reddit in nutshell:hates on ppl that play the game they enjoy xD

[@thedumbcat2138]

@@Averageunlovable same as yt tho

[@Averageunlovable]

@@thedumbcat2138 fax

[@Averageunlovable]

@@thedumbcat2138 or twitter

[@thedumbcat2138]

@@Averageunlovable yep

[@-whitwhit-2297]

Creeper: I just wanted to say that your ugly Me: My netherite sword wants to say hello to you

[@-xxlightwingstudiosxx-51]

XDD

[@dxnielhxziedi]

Ngl r/awww are the most wholesome things I've ever seen

[@seb99342]

2:38

[@spookysunglasses4004]

Yeah until you go deeper and see people who overfeed their pets for karma

[@drip4304]

@@spookysunglasses4004 holy shit dude

[@k4rn31ro8]

found the redditor

[@Blud6966]

@@k4rn31ro8 good job, I guess.

[@wagomus4323]

Now This Is An Accurate Way To Say What Social Media Is Like.

[@kaylezeditz]

Lol Haha

[@thenorthtowerworldtradecenter]

Yup

[@OrcaTheDorka]

Why Do People Talk Like This? You don't need to capitalize every word...

[@jmfive_]

@@OrcaTheDorka it doesnt effect u right? Thats probably how he types.

[@OrcaTheDorka]

@@jmfive_ ik I'm just wondering why people type like that :T

[@slither3592]

KZbinr: or else I will pour lava on this dog The captions: or else I will pour love on this stock

[@Oxygenationatom]

Proof that Dayum is a STAN

[@ig_maika00]

XD

[@montellacraft2738]

@@ig_maika00 LoL kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@B58-Minecraft]

@@montellacraft2738 jokes on you I memorized the link

[@sigmagooner32]

@@montellacraft2738 lmao nice try

[@justanormaldefaultpfp9309]

@@B58-Minecraft what is it is it a rick roll

[@sandylimon197]

0:53 Twitter: *So you have chosen... Death.*

[@kauesun-roblox4265]

Not twitter but people in twitter

[@tixtix9250]

@@kauesun-roblox4265 NO WAY THATS CRAZY WHO WOULDVE KNEW THATS WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABKUT YOU ARE GALAXY 20000000000 IQ BRAIN WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO CRAZYYYYY?!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cookieume0955]

When someone makes a slightly offensive joke:

[@therealgdx]

people are too fricking sensitive like it’s so annoying

[@Gust_The_Man]

What teenagers think what roblox is : A videogame from 2005 What kids think what roblox is now : 2:43

[@emmyswag4021]

dream stans: HOW DARE YOU CALL DREAM GAY also dream stans: dreamnotfound

[@TheBeast9417YT]

yeah they have problems

[@itacheese6691]

Probably full of 13 yo kid

[@thekrunkergod5891]

He is gay

[@Trigos211]

Twitter: explodes with the Steve arrival Pinterest: Intense drawing noises

[@meachy1]

I'm pretty sure the discord one is actually twitch in a nutshell.

[@technopathic7597]

Why is everyone forgetting about Deviantart

[@anotherbbfan]

Yes

[@Moistgerbil]

No scp foundation is better

[@anotherbbfan]

@@Moistgerbil that's not an social media

[@SupersuMC]

What about FurAffinity?

[@recordkeepingandinformatio8206]

@@Moistgerbil no

[@masonseese1385]

Fun fact: your youtube is portrayed by his "something portrayed by minecraft" videos.

[@payalshah8994]

U just dayuroll the youtube

[@spacecat3198]

What if our KZbin is portrayed by your youtube is portrayed by his KZbin which is portrayed by your KZbin is? *splodes*

[@kr0626]

@@spacecat3198 and what if our KZbin cannot be portrayed at all by the ones who portray youtube?

[@Vy367u]

Beg brain

[@user-vb8ud2mz8j]

I don't understand what you mean

[@abondedaccountreadmyabout4480]

0:00 Intro 0:33 Twitter 1:01 TikTok 1:17 Vine 1:26 Discord 1:47 Reddit 2:46 Tinder 3:21 Quora 3:46 Tumblr. 4:12 Pinterest 4:31 LinkedIn 5:12 Instagram 6:38 Facebook 7:42 Outro

[@cutecell2798]

Thanks

[@YTRedFilipex]

you forgot KZbin

[@RandomAJ16]

0:48 is so accurate lmao

[@Blueguyincoat]

?

[@inferno38]

@@Blueguyincoat ?

[@doggykonghasbecamtigerlily7084]

Yes

[@Blueguyincoat]

@@inferno38 ?

[@idamarbaniang4761]

BTS is gay All the stand in the Twitter cave :

[@gerarddelacruz339]

everyone in twitter: simps dream everyone in tiktok: loves and hates dream everyone in youtube: MAN HUNT UPLOAD A MANHUNT PLSSSSS DWEAM

[@montellacraft2738]

New trend kombatroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@loki_shu]

nice like buddy

[@Davis...]

Hey Gerard, it is actually wrong 99% of people hate dream 0.5%is ok with dream and 0.5 is a bad stan

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

I love it when they portray vine its only for 6 seconds, just like how vines usually last around six seconds.

[@clothieredward]

1:26 With what happened recently, I think this portrays Twitch as well as Discord

[@stefanmirea5305]

Simp-son sounds better

[@ranveetkaursidhu6489]

The Instagram one was so accurate

[@cherrypalacio625]

yeah, twitter’s accurate, some people fake their age as adults but they arent, they are kids

[@That_Annoying_Emo_Kid]

6:17 absolute pog

[@Blooberries123-x8r]

Champ

[@Blueguyincoat]

@@Blooberries123-x8r Pog champ

[@Mia-f-m2t]

@@Blueguyincoat haa

[@dustbutwithadifferentpfp3656]

Instant poggy pokemon pokemane pog!

[@SlayingtheGloom]

*Enters youtube comment section* Me: "hey guys I have a different opinion" Everyone else in the comment section: 0:53.

[@pierreefraimfajardosaltern4432]

no wait that's the dream stan chat

[@CallMeDX]

Rip

[@OrcaTheDorka]

Illagers: *heya*

[@DylanTale_Edits]

More like, "hey guys I have a different opinion and even though it's in the minority here, it actually makes sense"

[@xinnxi]

Bruh-

[@debadritopal9043]

7:44 meanwhile people who have auto rotate on: I don't have such weaknesses

[@OceanTheEye]

when someone uploads a video early: ok good, the video is do- Everyone: FIRST!!!!

[@montellacraft2738]

Need kombatroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@mswijn]

@@montellacraft2738 wrong video brotherr

[@belfordk]

No, it’s just poor old 8 year olds

[@casebat6660]

you know you hit an achievement when everyone keeps saying first

[@PrinceGT]

*Everyone : Talking about thumbnail* *Me : Pressed this video without looking at thumbnail*

[@prashalirane8852]

No amoung us only minecraft and roblox

[@montellacraft2738]

@@prashalirane8852 yess kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@Lucky-si4ih]

Thanks for including Quora, love that platform!

[@randomvideos5831]

0:04 What we are watching right now.

[@montellacraft2738]

Noo kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@dynipjohn485]

WE'RE WATCHING KZbin VIDEO IN KZbin VIDEO AT KZbin

[@francismathew6222]

@Dyni francis. OH YEAH UR RIGHT

[@theonefnaffanthatsaweirdo7916]

@@dynipjohn485 *instant Brain Damage* Wut? Barin Sart Sure cute ed

[@KCKrumbcake]

"Preferably for girls" my cousins who are girls and were watching this vid on the couch when i came home from the store: *I don't have such weaknesses*

[@ritanascimento7404]

random girl: i wanna speak to your manager dayum: s t a y b a c c , s a t a n

[@toganium4175]

That Twitter one is the reason why I no longer use Twitter.

[@Dani-xw2oz]

Good choise

[@montellacraft2738]

@@Dani-xw2oz same kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@creeper3466]

@@montellacraft2738 stop spamming, no one is cares about your videos here, so stop promoting yourself

[@CallMeDX]

Rip

[@sonospiacente3334]

@@creeper3466 don't even try, these are always bots

[@emtee7138]

Ever go on social media and somehow your parents find your account, and then they get mad whenever you post anything other than god?

[@mrprick4693]

Thats why I unfriended them in fb

[@heysisters9546]

@@mrprick4693 oop- don’t let them know

[@accountlol7409]

That wouldn’t be terrifying *thinks about my KZbin comments*

[@youngbloodshadowblack1461]

Like even your profile pic is monitored

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

And that’s how I got all of my social media taken away :( I wasn’t posting about how much I love my parents so they banned it all and they delete any youtube vids that are not to their Christian standards.

[@spooket8464]

You should've said "dream isn't gay" and that would've raised a way bigger shit storm

[@Black-bj3kb]

Then some dream shipper Is making them Shipping dream X George

[@velinnity]

@@Black-bj3kb there only shipping skins

[@mrdepresso5453]

@@velinnity bruh

[@-xxlightwingstudiosxx-51]

Agreed.

[@sixqm2]

@@velinnity ............

[@kkfaller]

"Welcome To Twitter" Wait it's all children? Always has been

[@felifourteen1810]

Baby villagers taking over the world

[@user83nf3]

KZbin and Quora the only socials i can possibly use without filling up my 7 yr old phone

[@diytutorials9782]

Big oof

[@gingeraccessories2974]

Dayum: does default dance That other guy: kills Dayum Me: rest in peace Dayum

[@Lawson_Irwin]

Rest in peace Henry Stickmin too

[@ye9689]

The thumbnail : the word is too big,i cant see anything

[@montellacraft2738]

Newest rickroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@CallMeDX]

Ool

[@geez6221]

@@montellacraft2738 bruh

[@mrblunderbuss4843]

2:38 i actually thought "Its gonna be a chest full of dead horse XD" then it happened

[@spacecat3198]

I’m rewatching and the Twitter one is still the best. Those baby villagers escaping when you open the door. And Instagram…

[@vvcreative2628]

That Instagram troll was real good and real accurate.

[@shadowariel1238]

Minecraft: Diamonds Speaker in video: *Die Almonds*

[@_gillbates]

xD lol

[@mamertasmith3185]

The speaker must have been so angry to almond

[@Monkey-081hs]

Obviously some one dose not like almonds!

[@jakisrandomzpolski]

Who is almond

[@OpTiMaXCRiMe69]

I was eating almonds while watching this video and your comment popped ( and u know what happens then) 😂🤣😂

[@dossalamat7051]

Me: * always talking about minecraft * Me getting mad* Me: GRRRR😠😠😠 Me gets my phone* Still me: * finding something to watch * what i am gonna watch?... Me when finds this video* Me: OMG IT'S FROM DAYUM!!!! YAYYYYYT I AM A BIG FAN OF HIMMM!!! * press the video * Me while watching* Me: * have nothing to say *

[@dossalamat7051]

I have nothing to say because it's so great

[@jessiiiiii]

Me: This is the first vid I saw of him Also me: Rapidly pressing the subscribe button so da doggie won’t be hurt

[@the_one_and_onlylivy5009]

Aunt Karen: I want to speak to your manager You: let's just do some of this 🔥🏠🔥

[@RandomLorence]

0:00: Intro 0:02: KZbin (2005) 0:33: Twitter (2006) 1:01: TikTok (2016) 1:17: Vine (2012) 1:25: Discord (2015) 1:46: Reddit (2005) 2:45: Tinder (2012) 3:19: Quora (2009) 3:45: Tumblr. (2007) 4:11: Pinterest (2010) 4:30: LinkedIn (2002) 5:12: Instagram (2010) 6:37: Facebook (2004) 7:41: Credits 8:00: Outro

[@massimomarconi7009]

Why did I read "oldest anarchy server" in Fit's voice?

[@SteveMc2425]

Lol me to i here him while reading

[@anthony.t5715]

3:03 I have several questions

[@WomenStan_Alt]

Discord: Full of people Me: Man they even have children in there too

[@knowit8651]

Next video: good habits portrayed in Minecraft

[@thesnakekaryn]

Social Media portrayed in minecraft: Whole Google Company: Almost down

[@sriarwiyati9078]

Congrats dayum for 800k subs 😆😆😆😆

[@gnikem]

Telegram should be a bunch of invisible skeletons shooting at each other

[@_cujniocek5553]

0:42 Twitter is for 13+! The Kids with 6 years: I aM 13 yEaRs!

[@David-in2xt]

who is 13+ and who is the kids with 6 years

[@jesusmoronta2514]

They maybe think it is 13 seconds old.

[@Just.Cheese]

I'm just 3 years away

[@9d49sreenathv.m3]

I think you are the 6 year old you dont know how to spell

[@LittleNoddyLemmyVideos]

FurAffinity: dogs breeding DeviantArt: human floating by helium Newgrounds: Before entering the newgrounds room, you are greeted by some guy that goes "ugh", and when you go in, It's just pico and the villain from pico's school shooting at each other, henry stickman doing some stuff, etc. Flash game pages: you pulling some levers with a red ball, a dude in flames, and a water woman

[@ethanphillips2203]

That tiktok one got me lmao

[@soundshock9357]

After all that I wish tik tok was actually banned because holy crap there’s so much cringe in that app

[@t_h_e__e_n_d]

0:58 *Dayum1999 walked into fire whilst fighting Pillager*

[@domino5525]

what

[@t_h_e__e_n_d]

@@domino5525 xd

[@PrettyHaneul]

3:40 THAT´S EVIL

[@asaab120]

1:07 Everyone playing minecraft Wait thats illegal

[@av2678]

Do you know about cleints? Like badlion and lunar client?

[@seemabindiya920]

KZbin logic : 55 coments, 50 likes, 1 view

[@montellacraft2738]

İkr kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@dynipjohn485]

Getting likes is hard for a youtuber

[@seemabindiya920]

@@dynipjohn485 😟

[@CallMeDX]

XD

[@snacomods3355]

Timestamp?

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

I like how Tumblr has vines around it since no one really uses it anymore

[@kirbywithaknife1722]

I want a “pranks portrayed by Minecraft” Edit: if this gets more than 10 likes than need make

[@mega-chad7339]

Ah yes, I am early but my head is empty

[@Dyfinite]

POG kzbin.info/www/bejne/npbSd3p5aLWSq9E

[@enzaur]

Ur so close to 1mil! I wish I can see u hit 1mil! Good luck!😁

[@xeoney]

Why does this actually give me a better understanding of some of these social medias-

[@Officialeijii]

I love Dayum's videos. They are entertaining!

[@endergirltwillssentez6810]

2:03 a group of sick baby pandas: **sneezing on the adult panda** The adult panda: *MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP 😭*

[@magnus_winter]

6:16 enchanted diamond armor but... Has 2/1 armor points

[@TheWagonroast]

You mean 2 1/2 2/1 just means 2

[@IqmalAziz]

The youtube part is too real that my instinct is just to skip the analytics part

[@mymble397]

My favourite part has to be the sounds of the keyboard tho...

[@SashaTheOneAndOnly]

Another awesome video!!! One great thing. Dayum never Clickbaited us😁

[@vasudhasherigar6020]

The Twitter one is so true and I do not know why

[@heyymed]

1:51 silence for those people who typed this command in real life

[@cunkie9157]

idea: scammers portrayed by minecraft

[@loniseiva3111]

Roblox bobux scams: Villager trade: 1 dirt for 64 nether stars

[@ajemajh]

helo this is steve from mojang tech support

[@jayarnold28]

@@ajemajh wow

[@valerkis8280]

7:36 this rythm of the flint and steel could make a song

[@FrenchCat139]

Sounds like mii theme lmao

[@FocusingFour]

@@FrenchCat139 it really does

[@kikimora6786]

Honestly I watched this video a while ago not knowing anything about social media, and I’ve come back to it a few times and I understand everything now

[@LordJoshuaHutchersontonIII]

3:03 Imagine an oak log find a creeper as it's match. LMAO in the tinder part doesn't that first lady looks familiar like rageelixir's wife Ashley skin or is my mind messed up

[@ooferdooferbruh]

oh yeah the first one looks like ashley

[@timothycasires283]

I love the fact that it's so accurate 😂

[@Jos3Anime]

Summarizing the Second World War 0:39 : Poland in 1938 0:50 : Poland in 1939

[@omniscientbarebones]

Zero Deaths in the Oldest Anarc- **fitmc kills me**

[@NalanzFCroadsaviationetc]

Hy

[@NalanzFCroadsaviationetc]

Mcpe

[@omniscientbarebones]

@@NalanzFCroadsaviationetc *w h a t ?*

[@thestunningmoron45]

0:46 EPIC 🤣

[@user35565]

It's scary how accurate these are

[@tomasbeagle3041]

KZbin: the movie producers Twitter: the parliament TikTok: the nightclub Vine: R.I.P. Discord: that political party of mustache man Reddit: the cultists Tinder: the romantic café Quora: the school Tumblr: the emo bar Pinterest: the artists LinkedIn: the businesses Instagram: the models Facebook: the uninformed common folk This, ladies and gentlemen, is what each social network equals to in society.

[@abir4174]

1:07 I want this music 😂

[@Megawomenslayer420Gyatt]

Fortine dance

[@abir4174]

@@Megawomenslayer420Gyatt I still can't find LOL

[@artuzo6929]

I really love all the parts good job man

[@Redeulous]

Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you’ll land among the other losers that missed a 15 million square mile target. -@briancthayer 7:17