Social Security Scam Except I Plead Guilty

[@nitrokiller9959]

This is like improv theater but one character doesn’t know it’s improv theater and uses a script.

[@Its_zach_jk]

It’s like the scammers’ version of working with Robin Williams

[@shuomao7869]

Underrated lol

[@duzehalo]

Lmao you're right. It's even better now 😂

[@davidmillington7375]

For real: "why you tell me that miss"

[@cozy_king]

Exactly well said

[@oscodains]

I love how they choose the DEA. The only way the DEA will contact you is by busting down your door with a no knock warrant

[@josephinev.catlady5182]

😂

[@anitajinfla9762]

Guess they dont have videos of DALLAS SWAT to watch....to see how they operate... Lol

[@kameronk6796]

You would know

[@loko7914]

Wandy Wexler Weslon ..... you do know that this person is being sarcastic, right?

[@Electronicsflippa]

Ramrod and you lose your door!

[@Amiator99]

They're so attached to that script, it's like they can't comprehend anything else.

[@tibor29]

Also, they're just pretty fucking stupid. I've seen many videos where the scambaiter straight up tells the scammer he knows that it's a scam and how exactly the scam works and the scammer will just go "ok...so" and continue where he left off with the script.

[@SonicsniperV7]

They probably don't get paid enough to care

[@AntonioCarisi]

@@tibor29 they get peanuts x calls and a little bonus when they close

[@BennyJ69]

@@tibor29 Also, they're English probably isn't as good to be able to understand much else from the script. Pair this with a professional scambaiter then they become putty in kits hand 😅

[@Acewingman11]

The sad thing is that our country can’t protect our elderly with cognitive decline against these complete morons.

[@ShivrajKarkera91]

After the end of the world, only 2 things would prevail: 1. Cockroaches 2. This scammer reading his script.

[@Kaitri]

yeah its kinda sad. this job must be so boring and he literally doesnt want any variety.

[@hugomeyer111]

3. Cockroaches reading sripts

[@Gunsandjewels]

3. Human stupidness and credulity are immortal things

[@CandelaZ]

It’s the same thing

[@davids5566]

And Keith Richards…

[@kreature6632]

"I am literally guilty" "Do you know anything about this car?" "Yes, that's my car" "We found coke in it" "That's my coke" "Yes, well someone may be hacking your identity" I swear I've seen this skit before

[@ValerieCH1]

Oh a TOYOTA. I abandoned a Honda.

[@ValerieCH1]

I can't wait till the next time they call me.

[@markymark443]

Really shows how absolutely unintelligent these scammers are, they literally have no skills and can only read their script, any deviation from their script and they have absolutely no idea what to do. There's no way I'll ever believe any of them actually finished school.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

The NPCs in Fallout 76 have better dialogue trees.

[@herringtonoso4064]

@Lassi Kinnunen this is the one right here! You get it

[@crimson_auror]

“Only 4 counts?” “Yes ma’am” “Oh thank God” 😂😂

[@riverorafael1111]

Oh thank God lol. How long am I going to prison for?! Lol

[@dfadden62]

😂 😂 😂

[@Juliet_Capulet]

I know, that was the best.

[@kaynmuya]

that was gold, brilliant .

[@BuntingClipClop]

(off screen) Honey, pack the bags...! hahahaha🤣

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Imagine this guy's supervisor reviewing the call and realizing the caller was willing to give them a couple hundred thousand dollars as a bribe, but this guy said no because he's too stupid to put down the script for 15 seconds.

[@ImOblivious]

"You WHAT!?"

[@seeker296]

Guaranteed they don't review the calls except for trainees

[@abrahamwashington8579]

@@seeker296 doubt trainers even listen to them unless it's a successful scam. They wouldn't play them a 5 hr long clip of kits call cuz most of the time they don't know they are being trolled until after the caller waster like 40 hr if not longer.

[@Ohflipsnap]

That awkward moment when you're so good at your fake job that you fail at your real job.

[@marvelsomething1952]

​@@seeker296no, they do. Their supervisors do.

[@thekingofsting9929]

Never let a suspect interrupt your speech with their confession. That is how to be a truly great prosecutorial agent.

[@skippy8727]

Dude gives an Oscar-worthy performance and it's practically ignored. Pearls before swine.

[@wrdshmn]

It's what puts him above most other scammer youtubers. Damn, he's funny.

[@FantomFoxIRL]

a true diamond in the rough. oscar worthy acting with badass skills

[@shane_MK]

Good improvisation. Good delivery. Yeah. He's great.

[@danielglatz1643]

Matthew 7:6 🙏

[@rivenmain2175]

nice line :)

[@Ndstars1]

If 22 pounds of cocaine doesn't constitute a felony then how many pounds does it take? Asking for a friend..

[@aksfishing4480]

Depends who's on the payroll

[@AHamadaHamido]

Like smuggling in any amount is illegal

[@altusshow7574]

23 pounds. Hes just under the legal limit.

[@barbarahimes1041]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@slicvic00]

10kg but most Americans wouldn't know how much that is

[@Setzer]

I think he got so caught up in the act that he believed he was a real officer. "No ma'am, I cannot accept any bribes. I will see you at the courthouse"

[@streckerizzy]

less than half of the US officers would take it tho….

[@robertm2663]

What about bribed with Target gift cards?

[@Setzer]

@@robertm2663 well that's the standard currency accepted by the courthouse to pay your fines. Everyone knows you pay Microsoft with apple gift cards and the IRS with target or best buy gift cards.

[@nicoledoubleyou]

@@Setzer seems legit

[@umemployedable]

kitboga should mention the special arrangement with the police . That they pays a special protection fee each month to the local Police Social club and in return they won't arrest them and will turn a blind eye to their shady business dealings. ( Just like it s done for scam call centres )

[@govimodo9231]

He clung to his script like a drowning man to a float

[@Mademoiselle-g6s]

Really 😂😂😂

[@OVRxNxOUT]

Ironically, we should hope this “scammer” somehow keeps his job for a long time because he’s terrible at it.

[@nimkiibineshi24049]

He didn't strike me as catastrophically bad enough for the scammer to destroy himself by himself

[@OVRxNxOUT]

@@nimkiibineshi24049 unfortunately your probably right. Mostly because I can’t believe people fall for this kind of shit anyway, even if the not only the scammer is good, but the scam itself. I don’t see why ppl are so quick to split with their money. I’ve never fallen for any kind of scam bullshit. I’m not saying I’m fool proof, cuz I’m far from it, but what I am is skeptical about what I’m told, read, or see. I will always do my homework 1st to see if something is legitimate or if my gut is right. Which that statement in & of itself is admittance to me giving thought to the fact that perhaps something is real & could potentially be a victim of a good scam & good scammer, if I didn’t always know better to hold on any impulsive decisions. & do my research 1st.

[@nimkiibineshi24049]

@@OVRxNxOUT yeah

[@HowieRaps]

Lol so true

[@HowieRaps]

@@OVRxNxOUT I remember being called by a scam call when I was like 16 and all I did was Google'd the number and what they were contacting me for. Maybe having grown up with the internet has made me more cautious.

[@cringeproof100]

Scammer: "I don't need a money. I don't need anything from you." Everyone: ??????????????????

[@suhailvirani]

Yuuuuup... whats the point then

[@Fabianblanc0]

Emma B I’m sure the scammer knew he was being messed with 😂

[@Jasa12265]

Kitboga: "Understandable. Have a nice day."

[@brycedaugherty9211]

?????????????????? .... Literally

[@BradleyG01]

not even a single money?

[@socalsal627]

I did this once too for fun and it was hysterical. The guy got so mad he said 'I'm sending the police to you right now to arrest you' and I said 'well, I'm packing heat so let them come. They'll never take me alive!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@killakanzgaming]

"I'll take the deal!" "But ma'am, someone else used your details..." "No, we did it, I'll take the deal" Scammers brain: *windows error sound - continues script...

[@sean9923]

That's the best part they kept to the script not knowing what they are hearing

[@sicfrynut]

@@sean9923 nothing suss-spacious about that.

[@JUST_ONE_ID10T]

I told them it was medical cocaine and they still continue the script.

[@benflashman7320]

Best comment :D

[@masonlee5866]

Im so convinced that i really hope that angelica and her husband can get out of all this and get their life turned around

[@zada4a]

underrated

[@aliashere993]

😭😭😂😂😂😂 FOR THE KIDS!!!

[@welshpete12]

🤣

[@garygreen7824]

No! They deserve to be put behind the bars.

[@tuckervaughan9622]

They had a dream, man. They had a dream! Lol

[@claire6650]

"anything you say can be used in your favor against you in court" At least he got the spirit

[@bbgun061]

It’s a very impartial investigation...

[@ayashajones3183]

😂😂😂😫😫

[@zachhill312]

Shouldve given the name Skyler White and blamed it all on your husband Walt, he kept saying he was doing it for the family but we both knew that wasn’t true.

[@mke_gal]

ahhaha good idea!!!

[@TobeyFairre7861]

*MINERALS*

[@skydaz3r]

That’s my name

[@aravindpattar1665]

FaF

[@exlibrisas]

They'd probably wouldn't get it regardless... Best jokes and references usually fly over their heads.

[@bookender]

I love how they always say "don't interrupt me over this recorded line." Yes, so many people have gone to prison for violating the Sacred Call Statute.

[@whitephillip6997]

Beyond low IQ... they act like a recorded line is some great & sacred thing haha

[@ailivac]

22 pounds... that's 10 kilos. this guy did enough research to know the US uses imperial units, but not enough to know the drug trade is still metric

[@123sleepygamer]

I had that same thought too lmao.

[@OtterSC2]

Im pretty sure US LE uses pounds at least in their communication to the public, I dont think they'd announce a 100kg bust they'd say 220lbs.

[@davidsylvia8493]

I was thinking the same exact thing! I was like wait a minute, shouldn't that be measured in kilos?

[@davidritchie9344]

@@OtterSC2 nah it’s used as KG on paperwork, they might use pounds in press releases. Even then it depends on the department.

[@Damitsall]

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking the same thing. Cocaine is always metric, weed can go either way usually in the states its imperial/customary.

[@Johnnyjoejoe]

I heard that Al Capone got a call once about tax evasion. He refused to buy gift cards so they didn't cancel his arrest warrant.

[@FumeiYuusha]

I can imagine that scammer trying to explain to his boss that he refused 10000$ because the woman was trying to bribe him instead of paying the fines. XD

[@mke_gal]

I doubt the scammer has any clue what happened lol

[@schwags1969]

Maybe 23???

[@patricks_music]

The one think that makes me facepalm the most, he doesn’t know your name, yet knows there is a case against you.

[@xPostPwnedx]

You should try this again with another scammer who is more awake

[@GigiMichelina]

It would be interesting to see someone react who is listening to what kitboga is saying.

[@AVeryNormalCat]

He's tried this with other SSN scammers. 90% of the time they hang up immediately if he says/implies he did it.

[@WikedBiPola]

That usually has them hang up quickly, this is the first time I've ever seen him get this far confessing and not surprised it made it from twitch.

[@flubba86]

Doesn't work with awake scammers. They would end the call as soon as he started acting guilty.

[@katimius]

Damn, since when is the US criminal justice system so freaking nice? So nice, they'd call ahead to warn you you're under investigation so you know to pack your bags and bounce.

[@Revan-HK-47]

Yes North Korea!!! Is best this time of year!!!! HAHAHAHA ^^ XD XD !!!

[@Quagigitymire]

Since the president took the liberty of delegitimizing the justice system and the dept of justice by appointing sycophantic cunts to run it?

[@majinish]

You can even deactivate arrest warrants with gift cards. 🤣

[@katimius]

@Doralingus Memberberries All we had to do was just give 'em gift cards to avoid being shot to death in our sleep.

[@majinish]

katimius Or not have your name and address on a no-knock warrant and your boyfriend not shoot through a closed door and he be responsible for your death 🙄🙄

[@LotsofStuffYT]

"so is 22 pounds of coke a felony?" "no, maam" 22 pounds of coke not a felony. If that was the case I'd be a drug dealer.

[@LawmanIL]

I'm pretty sure coke is measured in kilos. Dunno why they keep using pounds...

[@TheDsRequiem]

@@LawmanIL its measured however the fuck you wanna measure it lmao what you mean

[@TheScrootch]

Is pepsi ok?

[@longanimal1239]

I thought coke was sold in liters?

[@taxiuniversum]

LOL

[@philld1201]

That's what you call turning the tablesl. Begging to give a scammer $10.000 and he say's he doesn't want it. He ended up being that confused :)

[@imaneen857]

I laughed so hard at this

[@kindGSL]

I have not watched it yet, but I instantly think to your comment, what kinds of drugs has he been taking?

[@lillymurray8408]

@@kindGSL right? I think the scammer is the one with the drugs! Not angelica lol.

[@RandyFortier]

"I'll give you $10,000 in pre-paid gift cards." "No, ma'am. I don't want anything." Did he forget he was a scammer?

[@Minimize501]

He's just using his "job" to live out his fantasies of being a DEA official.

[@mke_gal]

Mini mize not doing a great job as she gave a million signs of guilt all of which went over the “officer’s” head lol

[@MOLRobocop]

He knows he's been made.

[@JB52520]

He thought he was dealing with a real drug lord and got scared.

[@r0uneh]

street value of 22lbs of cokey is worth alot in giftcards 😂

[@Happymbm]

I've never seen Kit so anxious and jittery because of a scammer's obliviousness, and that's saying something.

[@JasonShultz]

It's like they don't listen to really anything. They just stick to the script. It's like when someone calls and say's "hey, how's it going?" and then immediately starts talking without listening for a response.

[@JayTheYggdrasil]

@Frank Stein I don't really think that's the case. I think it's more likely that they don't listen because they do have emotions, it's the only way you'd be able to go to sleep at night. Obviously this isn't the case for everyone, I'm sure some of them are complete assholes.

[@sandrajovic9304]

Now I'm confused

[@dedknedy]

I think it was the exhilaration of actually going along with the story and having to RP the part of a criminal confessing to false crimes live and it totally going his way.

[@thairinkhudr4259]

It could be that the scammer's English isn't very good or he can't quite think quick on his feet so that's why he just sticks to the script and not really "talking" to Kit.

[@IAmMrFrazier]

“You live by yourself or you live alone?” 🧐 hmmmmm I think those are the same but I could be wrong

[@jeffw1267]

I guess if you had a clone, you could say you live "by yourself".

[@motherhors7036]

One is legal. Whether or not someone else lives with you The other is asking how you are, and if you're okay. Gang in there bud ;(

[@_Eric._]

@@jeffw1267 Wouldn't that be "with yourself" then?

[@remlatzargonix1329]

KingMastodon .....where there is only a tuba player, a triangle player, and an oboe player in the band?

[@ar8...]

lol

[@zockerbeere7783]

Kit: Confesses DEA: listen to me Best detective ever

[@sicfrynut]

or adds "Don't INTERRUPT me". 9:50

[@TheAlan136]

The DEA needs to get better at their jobs. She literally admitted to it several times and officer Wilson refused to listen.

[@DOC_951]

He might not get his promotion this year

[@brandonlee920]

They’re going to stick him on traffic duty

[@victorespino5650]

Lol

[@sazon860]

He can’t go off script 😂

[@Greythoundmom]

OMG! My first SS scammer was officer Wilson!

[@conansredbowtie]

They really love their script. You could probably respond to them by reading Bob Ross quotes and they wouldn't notice.

[@efulmer8675]

"Sir, how are you today?" "Happy trees..." "OK, I am Officer Clarkson Merrimore of the Department of Drug Administration. We are calling to inform you of potential charges and legal fees you need to pay upfront." "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." "Allllriiiight, sir, can I have your first name, last name and SSN to verify your identity please?" "Bob. Ross. Zero-zero-zero-zero." *hacker noises* "Uh, yeah, that checks out. Mr. Ross, this phone call is monitored and recorded by the FBI, the CIA, the FDIC and the NRO. The charges against you are substantial, including certainty in 2 counts of money laundering, 3 counts of tax evasion, 47 counts of cash structuring, and 1 count of holding a parade without a permit." "Let's get crazy." *scammer.exe has stopped working*

[@joycec8852]

@@efulmer8675 🤣😂🤣

[@joycec8852]

“Happy little accidents” literally spit 🤣

[@efulmer8675]

@@joycec8852 I would have continued but I wasn't sure how to continue after "Let's get crazy." :D

[@tarialorehand]

@@efulmer8675 “There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.” “I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.” “wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it ” “Believe that you can do it cause you can do it.” “There's nothing in the world that breeds success like success.” There's a few more, because I was chuckling when you posted this. hahaha

[@chellesmith2191]

I had this exact call. I told them what the hell happened to the other 68 lbs of cocaine and to plz not open the trunk. Lmfao

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

That's what happens when you park on the street around here, too. At least they didn't sideswipe it.

[@powerpug964]

Lol imagine if it was actually the governmnet calling

[@denise8791]

@@powerpug964 🤣🤣🤣 only the government wouldn't call they would just down your door.

[@freepilot7732]

I just got this call to call back. I can't wait to play a victim.

[@leithx7595]

LMHO!!!

[@AlfredoMazzinghi]

The irony here is that using gift cards for a bribe would have been logicalllly justifiable 😂😂😂

[@lorenzo1425]

The scammer was method acting that’s why he couldn’t accept the bribe

[@ian-c.01]

And it was a conference call with 5 departments so he didn't want to get caught taking a bribe !

[@Statsy10]

That was actually pretty interesting to watch. The gears must’ve been turning inside that scammer’s head. “Should I just jump on this bribe offer? They’ve told me to stay on script though.”

[@meetamadhani3832]

Wat do you mean dat 😂😂😂

[@johnwells2261]

@@ian-c.01 I'm not sure but I thought I counted 6 different orgs...

[@ian-c.01]

@@johnwells2261 They were only in his imagination though so I don't think it really makes much difference if it was 5 or 6

[@axisofpeter]

Literally the worst scammer ever. I'm surprised he didn't send Kitboga $10,000 in gift cards.

[@a18luv24]

You made me laugh!!

[@BigChiken44]

Well, the worst scammer ever is actually the best scammer ever)

[@ArtFoxNaru]

I love this “playing guilty” role, I hope to see more of it lol it would be really funny if the scammer on the other end ends up believing and trying to take a deal XD

[@Normandy-e8i]

lol and it leads to gift cards or something getting fake redeemed. would be good.

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

I always love a new method!

[@rikuxii]

Sadly they usually don't take the bait, seen it in many streams where the scammer literally cusses him out and hang up or just hang up the phone. This scammer was desperate to get money, this was streamed on a Friday. Friday's usually have the people who didn't make the profit they were supposed to make, so it's usually crazy in the background and stuff and filled with phone calls that are confusing, loud, and long. I remember one stream when someone was playing the trumpet and the flute in the background.

[@axlexgreasejensen9089]

@@rikuxii I had one call say his name is Alex he asked my name I said Alex he then said "so your gonna be stupid huh" ...my name is Alex tho 🤔

[@davidbernstein4812]

I cannot stop watching these videos. I don’t know how I started watching them, but it’s been 3 days.

[@DOC_951]

Same with me lol... don’t know how I found this account but I’ve watched like ten

[@Shinyslaking64]

You too??? (Not even joking)

[@drdeadbeat1604]

Same, I fall asleep to them screaming at him

[@billytaylor6604]

If you want to fill hundreds of hours, there are many doing this same thing to these scammers.

[@stevengain9488]

Same here, I think it's the satisfaction of watching some type of justice being served.

[@riverdahlia]

I had "Officer Dexter" call my office last week threatening me. When I told him he called a government office (which he did) and that his call was being recorded and traced he made this fluttery whimper and hung up. I can't come close to the act you put up against these guys, but I got so much pleasure telling him he called a federal office and his "badge number" wasn't real. I LOVE that you're doing this!!!

[@LynnAgain83]

Get em'!!!! 🤣

[@geoffelder2236]

@ Julia Adams "Dexter", huh? Sounds like someone has been watching either Netflix or Showtime On Demand!

[@bannedone3ice138]

Why isn’t the US government taking this up with Indian government? Surely you guys can make their lives miserable till they clamp down on the thousands of call centres all over India scamming people !!!

[@0v_x0]

@@bannedone3ice138 should at least be possible to get their US based phone proxies shut down since impersonating a federal officer is a felony, and US federal law applies to the terms of service. that would hinder them, but I don't know how it works when US laws are broken from other countries.

[@cgallagher5023]

Dexter?! 😊

[@jimbysmamples9119]

That scammer was so bad that it almost seems like they are baiting scambaiters.

[@reposhizz]

Underrated Comment. Lmao.

[@GabrielAnca]

But what if this is true!

[@LightTheMars]

It makes me so angry that he's literally ignoring everything you're saying. It's so incredibly frustrating.

[@gigabytemon]

Don't give in to the frustration. The longer they take to realize what's going on, the longer they're distracted and not scamming someone else who might believe it. This is for justice! :)

[@TheFreyMan]

Why could you possibly get angry about that? My god man, emotions much?? 😂😂

[@WickedPhase]

Clementine!

[@LightTheMars]

@@WickedPhase Diavolo!

[@mermemes195]

I feel that guy, he barely understands a single word of English out of his script🥺

[@winderps]

This is gold but it's a shame they literally just ignore everything you say so they can read their stupid script. On the other hand it's funny listening to them try to convince you that you're innocent of the crimes you're admitting to

[@unclefreddy2009]

This call is a joint effort between the fbi, the commerce department, social security administration. Oh and the better business bureau as well. 😭😂😂

[@monkeywrenchmoment2680]

And homeland security 😂🤣

[@redbouquetaida1598]

😂😅

[@remlatzargonix1329]

Monkey Wrench ....and the Harper valley PTA

[@DaSushiEezReady]

CIA, secret service, and how did u forget POTUS?

[@MrUltrin79]

Don’t forget the F. T. C. Lmao

[@hildahilda1823]

“You found the car?!??”... “How many lbs?! How many lbs?!?”... “You only found 22 lbs?!?? Thank god 😅😇” I love you sm kit 🤣🤣

[@ledfloyd9035]

They act like 22 pounds of cocaine is left in abandoned cars all the fucking time lolz. If a car had 22 pounds of coke in it there would be a God damn reckoning with the smugglers

[@xXShakenXx]

i like how they say ''let me complete my part'' like they're auditioning for a role and just reading their script.

[@auntiec6294]

Great point 😄

[@KDannXII]

He's like Let me finish my script. stop talking, I need to finish this script

[@caseytaylor1487]

Should've told him that you would cut him in on the business for a small fee... (then give him instructions to go to his local Target and get two $500 Google Play gift cards)

[@Ashen_Engineer]

“What cards will you buy me? What cards will you buy me? Target gift cards. Target gift cards” -Steve Watson

[@dylanoro9473]

Those scammers are stupid. They still wouldn't understand

[@DHCross1]

They stopped calling me. I played along and when I was transferred I kept inquiring how to get my drugs back. They would hang up. I called back several times with the officers name and case number they gave me. Then started demanding I get my drugs back. Also shared the info on Facebook so my friends could join the fun. Sadly they have not called me again for this scam in over 6 months.

[@cassandrawhite1594]

Awesome!!!!!!

[@WickedPhase]

*Bro, you don't understand I need that cocaine back* lmaoo

[@ITSLD69]

"Sadly, they have not called me back" Lmfao

[@author505]

😂

[@LynnAgain83]

Nice 🤣

[@InexorWoW]

They must be told to stick to the script no matter what even if someone's trying to give you $10k in untraceable money.

[@TheDsRequiem]

Id ne aurprised if they could even undeestand english that doesnt pertain to their script

[@lillymurray8408]

@@TheDsRequiem I’d be surprised if you knew English, too. Sorry, I had to 😂 all your misspellings made me laugh! :)

[@umemployedable]

I have experienced this when calling the real technical support. Had NBN connected on a different port but the overseas tele centre person could not work this out with their script.

[@booshki]

I love when the scammer says my name is David and Kit picks up the ew David mug. 😂🤣😂 I need that mug!

[@PruneauYT]

I came here hoping someone had spotted this marvellous mug in honour of my favourite recent sitcom (and from Canada!) : Schitt's Creek!

[@Daunlouded]

They simply don't have a script for guilty people.

[@sweetsandbeyond]

Can I have the Corolla back?? BEST LINE EVER!! Hope you do more of these!

[@andylutz3505]

Do you have an all-time favorite food

[@sweetsandbeyond]

@@andylutz3505 Yes. Emapnadillas!

[@mke_gal]

Sweets and Beyond have you ever had a Brazilian pastel? I wonder if it is the same as an emapnadilla

[@author505]

I just love Kitboga's videos too. 😂

[@lylmeep4910]

@@mke_gal farofa is fire

[@penguincommunity6218]

Scammer has only two tracks: Victim is cooperating or victim is not. Critical thinking is absent. That scammer is a toad 🐸.

[@123sleepygamer]

Stop giving toads a bad name, they don't want to be associated with these scum. They actually help the ecosystem/environment!

[@bswearingen]

I think many of them may not understand much english beyond the script

[@pattypark8548]

Cane toad? 🛸😇🤭🤩

[@dantexventa3695]

He’s so slow .

[@toadallyhuman]

bruh

[@amberlane1808]

😂😂😂 I applaud the DEA for their diligent work. When I start laundering money I only want to speak with him!

[@jamesflames6987]

Incredible how the police can identify drug possession purely through the social security number.

[@thegeth4293]

And they can charge you with possesion for drugs you dont have with you

[@0v_x0]

NCIS got nothin' on fake DEA 😂

[@danlucas5110]

Because when you're dealing drugs for cash, you're always sure to exchange SSN's. LOL

[@joycec8852]

@@danlucas5110 exactly!! 😆

[@haywirenightingale9610]

@@danlucas5110 and somehow the IRS is involved. Lol

[@SoulReaper599xx]

Wow these scammers are insanely dumb.

[@TheKalippp1]

Yep

[@lp3487]

The real dumbs are the people who can be tricked in 2020 via telephone.

[@mozar94]

@@TheKalippp1 What the hell are you doing here??? how did you manage to get out of tarkov?

[@TheKalippp1]

@@mozar94 secret, blyat

[@ashleybrooke2087]

They're really not allowed to stray too far off script so it's less a matter of stupidity & more a lack of creativity. Excess complications just make them give up.

[@yaziyo]

How useless are these scammers. "Let me give you money" "No"

[@andylutz3505]

Perhaps he had a last-minute change of heart

[@se7ense7ens37]

Andy Lutz I’d like to think so🤣

[@theniemcmeanie]

" drug enforcement administration " officer is going to suspend her social security number 😳

[@sicfrynut]

social security administration is going to take away her medical marijuana card next......................

[@artepjan]

You literally became the movie villain that confesses to everything... and he still didn't get it.

[@sassykat2000]

“22 pounds isn't a felony right? " " Right. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Josiah_Cornett]

He just has NO clue how much a pound is 😂🤣 Or what a felony is, for that matter

[@SOS-School_Of_Survival]

If you have a medical card you can lawfully possess 25 lbs of raw pure cocaine HCl. Personal use. Tell them that at the goat house!

[@SagaciousDjinn]

Anything over 20 lbs is not illegal, but instead it's ground for a standing ovation and the government steps in to give you weekly coupons.

[@TheBorn2bbig]

22 pounds? Sounds like one hell of a party back in the 80s.

[@mke_gal]

Aubrey Baldwin 😂😂😂

[@ravigautam7099]

Scammer: Don't interrupt me or else I will forget everything I memorised and fall asleep hearing my own voice

[@RozaTruchinski247]

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@amandawilson9555]

😄

[@claudemclain1032]

When I feel devilish and I get a call from a number I don't recognize, I answer, "Fisher County Texas Sheriff's Department, this is Deputy Jones. How may I help you?". I invariably get a long silent pause and then "Click'...For some reason the scammers don't want to talk to the Cops....LOL

[@TheTexas1994]

I fucking lost it at "YOU FOUND THE CAR?!"

[@tedrowland8672]

Have you found it yet? I'll help you look if you need help.

[@dfadden62]

😂 😂 😂

[@deljugo]

And at the end asking if they can get the corolla back lmao

[@Sensesftw]

@@deljugo dude best part right there

[@capnfuzzybutt]

@@tedrowland8672 for a few lbs I'll help

[@LeeGibsonSings]

This is gold. "They found the car, Ronnie!"

[@LeeGibsonSings]

"Ronnie, pack the bags!" BHAHAHA

[@geraldfrost4710]

Asking for the car back... "Can we have the car back if you're done with it?" "Sorry I am that no scripted answer has been created for such a question."

[@tradedate]

Scammer: my badge number is 8157195 Kit: Yeah, I'm writing it down. I care. *Proceeds to sip his drink*

[@myahbaxter5394]

Kit cares about each and everything this scammer has to say ..... sips drink

[@leighdavis9522]

"government badge number A19575"

[@Animazed0micky]

"So the body was gone from the car? Oh thank God! Ronnie they didn't find the body. U can cancel those tickets to Mexico"

[@higlite36]

They literally WOULD NOT accept that this caller accepts the blame!! She even ACCEPTS the blame and he didn't understand a bit of it!!!

[@danlucas5110]

The only thing that makes any sense is that because the scammer KNOWS that it's a scam (there is no crime, there are no drugs, etc.), when Kit pleads guilty, the scammer knows he's just messing with him.

[@papayer]

@@danlucas5110 If that were the case he'd hang right up. He just has no spatial awareness on top of his terrible English speaking skills.

[@theuncalledfor]

@@danlucas5110 If they knew he was messing with them, they would just hang up this early in the scam. They are not invested, they aren't angry yet, there is no reason to stick around.

[@Phantasmen]

Kitboga: I am an actual criminal Scammer: So anyways I continued scamming

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

"That's not a felony to have only 22lbs of cocaine in the car, right?" "............right."

[@uui219]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterjenneman3128]

No just a misdemeanor

[@hunterjenneman3128]

Lmao

[@B-MoreCity]

I'm dead! 😂🤣😂🤣💀⚰

[@sieuzice]

Probably around 2 million dollars worth of an illegal drug... A slap on the wrist :))

[@sfc334]

Ohhh the call I got one time. I had had an IRS issue a few yrs ago and they called just about the time that it was happening. It genuinely triggered me and I began screaming at them that I give up and just come get me because I was ready for prison (because, again, I genuinely was). After quite a bit of angry yelling on both sides, the phone went dead.

[@Bisqwit]

Trojan Horse Administration. What a fantastic department.

[@GamerDude27]

Didn't expect to see you here, what a pleasant surprise!

[@nullderef]

seems legit... ? Someone obviously must administrate the trojan horses...

[@kbee225]

Wait he says drug administration agency?

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

The condom administration??? And You’re “busted”?! 😂

[@robinfriess1661]

That's nothing. They suspended my SS#. No matter. I haven't worked a taxpaying job since 1995.

[@Statsy10]

This was the role of a lifetime. I look forward to Kit taking this year’s Oscar for best leading man-pretending-to-be-woman in a scambaiting video.

[@colinm5481]

Totally agree. Bravo! And I think many will be happy to see Pierogi from Scammer Payback as a nominee in that award category for his role as Vivian.

[@dianpan8132]

And he Ad-libs the whole time!

[@meller7303]

lmfao Kit was spoon feeding this guy, but he was so locked into his script he couldn't understand Kit was TRYING to hand him 10 grand hahahahha

[@kattapilla]

Can't believe I only just noticed all the detail in the background! The Each & Everything Eatery is everything. 💚🌿

[@TheKukulkan]

"22lbs of coke is not a felony." OMG! I just spit out my coffee.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Just the facts, mam; just the facts. 23 pounds is a felony. For 22 pounds it's a $50 fine and times served. For 23 pounds it's a ten year prison sentence, and Bubba your cellmate will have your back.

[@davidturk6301]

Maybe he thought it was Coke Zero!

[@MonkeyFreeZone]

Was waiting for him to day "22lbs? where'd the rest go?"

[@cameronpruitt8339]

😂😂😂

[@davidmillington7375]

wow: "meet me into the court house"

[@busdriver1275]

You offered him $5000 and he hung up? You almost wonder if his boss was yelling, "What were you thinking?!"

[@drdeadbeat1604]

That would be a hard question to answer!

[@kindGSL]

The threat of organized crime or the CIA r what is scary. A small time scammer ... they don't want to mess with the big guys.

[@TJ-di1iq]

Scammer: we found 4 counts of drugs listed under your name. Kitboga: only 4? 😂 Scammer: I can explain you.

[@SeventyRS]

These guys never understand the sayings like "are you kidding me " or "are you serious " "are you playing with me " etc. They get so mad and frustrated. It's hilarious!

[@averagefox5126]

I just love how nothing Kit says registers with the scammer at all.

[@pattypark8548]

Never! Just slays me! 😀😂🤪🤩😇🤭

[@xCocaingelx]

When you get a little too into the roleplay that you forget that you're tryna get money from your victims.

[@geraldfrost4710]

He knows he'll lose his job if he does. That's why they have to turn the call over to the "boss", to prevent the front line workers from gifting off the calls.

[@letqin1]

"Nope, that's a burner" I absolutely lost it. This channel is hilarious and you are doing a service to all the people who would be getting robbed by these scumbags. Keep it up kit!

[@tinytitanicus]

It’s funny as hell I mess with those scammers too

[@derek-press]

this was definitely your best,the scammer just could not comprehend what was going on,this has got to be the first time he has ever heard "yes it was me I'm guilty" 😄I love these "I'm guilty" ones, they just need to get through that script -just too funny, love the channel, keep up the good work and that goes out to all the other guys and gals trolling the scammers!

[@someonesghost3868]

"YOU BETTER HAVE CLEANED THAT CAR!" made me lose it!

[@floydframpton]

“Uhhhh my name is Officer... David... Wilson”. I often forget my own name too and take a second to think about it.

[@pagalmasala]

Offsarr Deevid Villlsonnn!😂😂😂 don’t pleeey wit me geeme!!

[@judybaackebrewer61]

I got a call the other day with this person he was the scammer right or was ge someone you used for youre video cause this is the person I spoke with I recognized his voice in you're video

[@giftedfox4748]

Scammer: "can I complete my part ma'am?" Yeah, really shows they do not know how to alter from the script

[@tommyb1two3]

"Ronny pack the bags honey" LOL

[@bradosabe7559]

Kitboga: tries to give scammer $2000. Scammer: I don’t need it

[@mke_gal]

They only take money in form of play store gift cards 😂😂😂😂

[@clray123]

scammer.exe has stopped working - UnsupportedBribeException

[@davidm3maniac201]

@@mke_gal i will remember that next time DEA busts me i will give them playstore cards. Lol

[@roror8323]

The fact that you’re admitting to it and they don’t know what do with that because it messes up their whole script is absolute gold!

[@iftekharul_islam_ifat]

Dude, you're killing it with coming up with new angles. These scammers are so clueless.

[@brentrichards1200]

This scammer needs to realize in the States when we're slinging the yayo, we deal in kilos.

[@bigdoubleu117]

I love how he fully admits to the crime but the scammers just can't go off their script

[@marlabuckley8667]

lol i got that call the other day,they wanted money to keep me out of jail for money laundering and drug trafficking i told them its fine that's how i make my living lol

[@mountainview7971]

LMAO

[@notkarengt3109]

Lol

[@TJ-di1iq]

I swear the same guy that called him just called me saying I owe a hospital bill for $3,000. 1-866-767-7602

[@invaderzim1265]

*Snicker* Ppffff 😁

[@invaderzim1265]

@@gram. Yo!!!!😂😂

[@CyanideSublime]

This is a genius format. Do MORE "Plead guilty to all" videos.

[@JJsiN84]

Oh my God this was so painful. Admitting multiple dame times you're guilty but it takes them off their script. So they just keep going like someone else is using your identity to commit these crimes. Wow, this is such a weak scam. Such low discusting people.

[@lilHamster9t7]

Kitboga: “yes okay I’ll take the four counts officer I’m guilty” “No si-no ma’am it’s okay if you co-operating with us we will find out who has been using your social security number” “No officer it was me I did it” “Ma’am if you co-operating we can find who used the number” These people are braindead

[@Strummie]

They’re like robots.

[@KL005]

Because indians

[@hypethekomodo6495]

"They're just gonna hang up." Thus begins an unforgettable 35 minute adventure.

[@HamShanksy]

17:25 I can almost applaud their commitment to the script here. Literally gets an offer to name his price but the holy scripture has not allowed for that yet, so no deal. That being said, the US Treasury needs to have a more rigorous hiring process if this guy can get a job there though jees...

[@davidfrench5407]

Yep, a GOOD scammer (this scammer clearly was not) would have pivoted to the gift card scam, Kitboga is literally begging to give him gift cards.

[@libritium]

I loled so hard at the holy scripture

[@HamShanksy]

@@stereofreq7112 *candidate walks in to room* Interviewer "Take a seat please" Candidate "Just wait a moment Sir" Interviewer "This guy gets it, we will see your ass on Monday John Smith"

[@dubmaster01]

Watch out! He's going explain you.