socially I would like to disappear (fantasy high: junior year ep 7)

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

The myth is of Fig Faeth the rock star who promised to deliver a sophomore album, but instead saved the world twice, come out as queer, took on a triple major, and then socially disappeared only to drop a song that was so good it brought a god’s domain back from the dead.

[@বড়_R]

i mean like all good sapphics

[@chiachimariachi4682]

Just your average day as a queer in high school what can I say

[@fatim0nster]

I've read a comment online saying that Murph effectively Murph-proofed his character without realising by choosing rogue and getting reliable talent at lvl 11 which means he just can't roll low anymore. Whoever wrote this is 100% correct!

[@alli-gator-forest]

That Nat 1 he turned into a 19 goes to show how much he needs this ability

[@nelevenchts]

That comment was made by Brennan (too) IIRC or anyone of the Gang

[@elliotchandler3749]

Honestly, Murph is so good at DnD I feel like this was a metagame moment.

[@nelevenchts]

@@elliotchandler3749 yeah Murph is really good. He would make a good DM someday.

[@lucaswickmansound]

@@nelevenchtsI can’t tell if this is a joke or not but either way he’s actually a DM on his podcast with Emily called NadPod

[@SkilesHasFun]

"We don't need cool kids, we need a LOT OF DORKS" Where was Riz when I was in school, man?

[@cooldude2722]

Have to say, Riz’s autodefenestration is *entirely earned;* that is some _giga-brain_ deduction skill.

[@garbomode29]

goooood word

[@vera39440]

Can someone explain this comment? The word is larger than my brain

[@cooldude2722]

@@vera39440 _“Defenestration”:_ being thrown through a window. *_”Autodefenstration”:_* throwing _oneself_ through a window

[@garbomode29]

@@vera39440 fancy word for throwing himself out a window

[@laurenpaus7608]

i love thé flavor ally added of kristen purposely turning in a blank page anf i feel like that is 100% taken from ally’s real high school experience

[@sparki9085]

I've done something similar before. By purposely corrupting the data so it can't be read I've gotten an extra couple of days to work on some assignments.

[@naga88-u5n]

I'm not ashamed to say that I've done the same thing during college. I also gaslit my biology teacher in my high school when I told her that I already submit my final assignment, when in fact I didn't. She was so flustered and promised to check if my paper fell under her desk 😭 I felt so guilty for years afterwards

[@hashtagmrfluff]

Fig taking the dream spell just to gaslight Ruben is insane also I keep having the sinking feeling that when the truth comes out Ruben is gonna retaliate and we know he’s really high leveled because of the level grinding 💀

[@SeveralGhost]

He's at least level 15 in bard since his inspiration die is a d12

[@xendranara7121]

Its a funny enough bit for me to be ok with it but im worried how ayda is gonna react to all this

[@isaiahjohnson3487]

​@@SeveralGhost where was it a d12? In the battle, I only remember d8s.

[@visaviae]

​@@isaiahjohnson3487 it was a d8, but brennan initially made the mistake that it was a d12. probably because he's multiclassed is my bet

[@SeveralGhost]

@@isaiahjohnson3487 s3 e8 @1:36:18, Emily asks "What is Ruben's bardic?" brennan confirms d12

[@saxdudemaloys2668]

"This is my self-insert PC" Who is an Eagle Man, like Apollo from Animal Crossing. On brand as ever Brennan.

[@Brasswatchman]

@@saxdudemaloys2668 My first thought was of Sam the Eagle. As in the Muppet.

[@ElijahCem]

He also reminds me of Travis's character in CR:EXU Calamity

[@alexburijon]

when murph opens his whole mouth face and body as he reacts to emily …. that’s luv

[@sofielee4122]

I'm pretty sure Emily is playing 3.5 while everybody else is playing 5e lmao

[@Finn-wc8nq]

Please all of them have made rule mistakes odd to single out Emily

[@sofielee4122]

@@Finn-wc8nq oh i just meant that she's doing like 4 different classes like you do in 3.5

[@HappyTrailblazer]

She’s so chaotic it’s hilarious 😂😂

[@nelevenchts]

Tbh she is just being true to the character. Fig doesn't seem to like being a bard right now.

[@softreyna]

@@nelevenchtsShe is being true to her character, but let's not pretend that her build isn't synergistic if not optimized. She's Bard 9 / Warlock (Hexblade) 1 / Paladin 2, and she verbally confirmed with Brennan that she doesn't actually have to take Barbarian levels to keep taking Barbarian classes in the story

[@NoRecord-eu5ib]

Omg Emily truly has been on Porter since the beginning and it finally pays off!

[@TheWonTrueDragon]

I think the funniest interaction with the Paladin teacher is the fact that Paladins don't have Counterspell in their spell list and so it's likely that the Paladin teacher is also multiclassing and is the villain of SENIOR year

[@rykero4368]

Lol

[@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk]

Redemption paladins get counterspell though

[@TheWonTrueDragon]

@@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk True, but did this teacher REALLY seem like a Redemption Paladin? xD

[@ChKnoGo]

Every minute of FHJY has me crying laughing

[@Theology.101]

and then the normal kind when Lucy pops up

[@chrisfoley1961]

SPOILERS⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ After the 5 year long reveal of Porter as a bad guy later on in the season, it's so fun hearing Fig say she can't even rage, and Porter getting really quiet and intense, just saying, yes you can. AHHH SO MAD I DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE!!!

[@calebkasten4334]

1:50-2:00 is Brennan’s Alamo, he went through all five stages of grief in 10 seconds, I love him

[@hatientacetlen4246]

I love how Fig is low key the best student in Barbarian classes just by being so anxty while not having a single Barbarian level.

[@lucaswickmansound]

12:20 idk why but it feels like Lou and Ally have been absolute best friends the past couple seasons, they’ve been so funny together

[@vera39440]

8:13 the delivery of "No! Of course! I'm great!" is PERFECT

[@theMull90]

Riz bas alyways been the true hero, we all know this....

[@thelightingavenger]

😭😭 fig is not graduating wtf is baby girl doing?!?

[@Blacksun9833]

She literally is lol. She is getting A+ on all her classes

[@Saturnm0ss]

Listen at this point i dont think any of them are graduating just cause of the sheer amount of bullshit they get up to

[@thelightingavenger]

@@Saturnm0ss I can feel the d20 : super seniors one shot, already in the works 😭😭😭

[@guesswh4]

her only problem was attendance. she was always getting good grades. With getting attendance for barbarian classes she's literally doing great.

[@aki-est]

3:36 this hits different after episode 17 😭

[@ccvv1119]

He should use relaxation to lose stress tokens

[@pastelprincess2018]

There is a Relaxation track they could take Their rotation of where they put it and ig they meet it removes a stress token and remove another token for every +5

[@Delta350]

i think youre the only person on this whole webbed site thats posted any clips about the actual plot

[@RumtumtuggerTB]

Get a dropout subscription

[@eloweez8798]

​@@RumtumtuggerTB WE BE TRYIN

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Webbed site is a lovely lil strange expression. I like it!

[@eggiboiroi]

@@RumtumtuggerTBdropout themselves in an original tweet for the anniversary that they promote password sharing so people (i’m not saying you in particular) need to start sharing 😤

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

14:01 Brennan looks so proud 😂

[@deamoninyourdreams7612]

I'm excited and nervous about the time once both Arthur and Ayda get back, and I just really hope that the relationship of Fig and Ayda is not gonna end :')

[@Hayden_Lummus]

For real! I’m watching and still like “why did Kristen and Gorgug’s relationships have to end?!”

[@Brasswatchman]

​@@Hayden_Lummus Wait, Gorgug and Zelda broke up?!?

[@selkiefxs5000]

​@@BrasswatchmanIt was mentioned in the second episode and later with Zelda being referred to as Gorgug's ex. They broke up on good terms, though, according to what I've heard from people talking about it.

[@Brasswatchman]

@@selkiefxs5000 Awwwww. 😢

[@Verylengthyapple]

13:57 murph is insane

[@potatopockets4980]

I’m gonna b real…idk what class and what levels fig has anymore

[@magma9075]

10 lore bard/ 3 hexblade warlock/ 1 paladin

[@evaahallows1102]

Hey thank you so much for posting these! I can’t bear to watch the actual episodes because they stress me out so much and hit close enough that it just puts me in a bad space but I love still being able to watch them like this!

[@indieoregano]

I still watch them even though they stress me out 😭 I have to take breaks and remind myself that its not real

[@Lokoso7]

Riz is the absolute MVP this season.

[@koolaidman_]

I need some moleman holden art and i need it now. Thats my baby cousin i want to see his high school picture

[@sanosuke660]

I wonder what happened to the man who grabbed the Sun?

[@vincentdurocher9699]

I don't know if it is a serious question or not, but I will give you a serious answer: He went on a trip to bond with his daughter, but the location isn't a destination; it is various historical events of history and pre history.

[@mynameiskrysta]

Why tf did emily thing fig getting her mcat signed was a bad thing

[@Finn-wc8nq]

Because she thought it meant she had to take levels in barbarian duh

[@HappyTrailblazer]

I think she meant it more on how her luck is bad, since she brought up how she made the bard teacher cry and now she got her mcat signed instead of Getting Gorgug’s. Her cursed bardic too

[@guesswh4]

she thought it meant she'd have to take barbarian as a class on top of warlock and bard, rather than replacing bard.

[@edwardt.8704]

I thought it was because she needed to get Gorgug's signed by Porter, plus the fact that she technically started as a Bard (and possibly is recorded as one in the school system. Either way, her laughter while saying "I'm SO f***ed" to Gorgug while getting it signed is hilarious! I would really like to see it animated, as well as Zac/Gorgug hearing that Porter is multi-classed into Paladin