Soda 3 - Genesis

episode 3 of guy drinks soda.
This took a 2 weeks to make I hope it does good.
this is currently the longest installment of the guy drinks soda series.
credits: animation by me
editing by me
sound at the beginning from Saint
metal creaking sound from Sound Library
laser gun sound by GamingSoundEffects
vine boom sound effect from ItzYaBoyJesse
cartoon running sound effect from KYDA No Copyright Sound
Effects
Bawong sound effect from Jessica Hartell
cave sound by C418 and Samuel Åberg
stone sliding sound from fx sounds
soda can appearing sound from earthbound probably
soda can opening sound from Sound Effect
soda drinking sound by Free Music Collections
??? face made with fotor
thanks for watching.

[@ImagineFeelinGood]

30 minutes bois That was pretty awesome ngl

[@JustAnEldritchGod]

based

[@crusty4249]

the long awaited is almost here, what a great time to be alive

[@RobinRWC]

A guy named soda guy, maybe he's just a part of a fun little video series or is he a guy with irregular abilities and a dark secret? Is there something more to this goofy story than it seems? (que intro) HELLO INTERNET, WELCOME TO F1LM TH30RY. THE CHANNEL THAT ISNT ACTUALLY FILM THEORY AND JUST A RIP OFF. Today we're looking at a series called "guy drinks soda". Its just as the titles says, guy drinks soda, or is it...? So the video starts off with a sound effect that is very reminiscent of mario going down the pipe. This implicates that "soda guy", as I'll call him, enters into some kind of world or stage. Following that, we see soda guy blink 3 times. Now you might think "well whatever, he's just blinking". Well, the blinking seems it could be translated into morse code. Translated, this gives us ._.. which is the letter L. This might come into play later on in the series but as of now, it doesn't hold any significant meaning. The camera then pans to soda guy looking at a ominous black door. He then walks up to it but instead of turning the very clear door knob, he rips the door open with a single arm. So with this information we can now estimate his current strength. Looking at the door from behind, we can see it is grey, meaning the black on the outside is either a coating of paint or another material. The grey colouring and the sound it makes when bent means that its made from some kind of metal and which metal makes the most sense? Steel. Not only is it very durable but also a very common material to form door out of. Now to find an estimate of soda guy's strength we need to use this formula; F = KTWt^2/D in which F is force, K is 1.33 for V-shape bending, T is pounds per square inch, W is width in inches, t is thiccness and D or diameter of object used to bend. But for D, soda guy is using his hand so we'll use the average hand area or males since his name has 'guy'. Yada yada yada, yes i know, boring math, so I'll just sum it up for you. Using the average size of a door we can get the equation F = (1.33 x 28.8 x 36 x 1.75 x 1.75) / 22.7 . That meakes F = ~186 pounds of force, this may seem weak compared to animal bites but this is over twice as strong as a human bite, over half as strong as a tiger shark bite or a little over half of a cougar's bite, all the while using only one hand. After opening the door with inhumane strength, he entres a alleyway which has a small sus sign pointing to a larger SODA sign which then points to another door, this time white. Beside the door we see a yellow bird with a gun, presumably the bodyguard of this door. The bird then shoots a laser out of the gun and disintegrates a massive hole in soda guy's face. He dies and the video ends- and nope, he instantly regenerates his whole face. This ability is very similar in affectiveness to the likes of deadpool and wolverine. Okay back to the video, soda guy then gets mad and charges towards the bird and dodges every laser. From this, we can deduce his speed becuase lasers are made of light and all forms light travels at the same speed, so his reaction speed is 299 792 458 m / s, which is the speed of light, a very impressive number. Soda guy then punches bird and cracks his skull Mortal Kombat style and sends it flying ans splatters, although im not sure how he made the bird into a liquid except the eyes even though he only cracked it's skull, the amount of power needed for these 2 things don't match up. But hold on just a minute, did u see that? Right after soda guy starts running and dodges the first laser, the numbers 9852 appear. For this, I'm not entirely sure what it means. The laser shot out of the door which might have scored him points not related to story or there was a tiny delay between the laser reaching the door and the number appearing which could mean there was someone else on the other side of the door that got shot and the numbers were damage indicators but then again when soda guy punched the bird, no numbers appeared so this one is still a blurr. He then opens the SODA door, using the door knob this time. From the other side we see him slowly appear, at first only as a white blob without eyes or a mouth. This could indicate that he's capable of shape shifting or maybe its just me and its was only funny dramatic meme effect. He then walks to a table while his feet are making a "brick scraping the floor" noise. Maybe he's made of concrete or cement?????? On the table 3 items appear, a Dr. Pepper, a pepsi and a black void in the shape of a cube. Smh no diet coke, matpat would be dissapointed. Soda guy then picks up the Dr. Pepper by elongating his arm, which we now know he prefers over the other 2. But as he drinks it, theres a faded dark face in the doorway behind him, silent, just watching, eerily as soda guy finishes his drink. Maybe its watching him or maybe... us. BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY. A F1LM TH30RY. THANKS FOR READING

[@JustAnEldritchGod]

this is amazing

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sussy