Softboy, softbars - Sans Beanstalk

[@Postcinct]

Your ability to so clearly illustrate a stereotype I wasn't even conscious I was aware of is second to none.

[@JudeBeaven]

facts

[@matthewwhite546]

When my grandkids ask what Britain was like in the 20s, I’ll tell them to listen to some early Beanstalk.

[@BrigCommander]

real tits are on late Beanstalk

[@thefenrisianssweatshop]

You’ve modernised ‘being a dickheads cool’ You sir are a leg end and a gentle pong.

[@ES-qm5hr]

He doesn't need to modernize it because every word of that song is still true.

[@theabsolutecat915]

There was a guy exactly like this on my Uni course. All his screenplays were thinly vailed stories about his "ex" in college who he'd never gotten over. Best part is said "ex" was just a girl who went on a single blind date and said she wanted to remain friends.

[@dylanpainter6513]

I roughly fit this stereotype, but was shook when he mentioned aggressively quoting peep show in the caption. I thought that was just me, not a single unique trait 😢

[@Loundsify]

I'm reporting him to the ombudsman

[@johnmartinez7440]

The OMBUDSMAN'S coming to get you

[@greenlightprojectldn]

Exemplary work Sans - actually brought a little tattoo tear to my eye

[@YourManJam]

Wes Anderson and some Sainsbury's Wine is so good lmfao

[@johnmartinez7440]

Every time in these videos I think "Ah, this isn't me" then a line comes out of nowhere and describes me very well. In fairness, it's good for £5.

[@YourManJam]

@@johnmartinez7440 😂

[@cmdusty01]

It brought me so much joy to see a new Sans Beanstalk tune, love you geezer

[@ap5194]

This guys attention to detail is unmatched. The way you're describing these stereotypes is worryingly accurate

[@nw29586968]

Bang on, once again. Your ability to summarise the people I see and stereotype daily is unmatched. Great work.

[@wn9500]

Wake up babe, new perfectly conceived commentary on modern Britain just dropped

[@7spadestheman]

Our modern day Chaucer and I couldn’t be happier.

[@andrewtucker94]

The Softboi's Tale

[@RobertoooMusic]

fuck me man this is bang on. you never miss

[@nwptk6718]

These are god tier

[@luanagullotta6218]

One thing I really like about this is how you've mentioned how often these guys will talk a big game about being feminist but are still massive misogynists and only value women for their boobs and their looks. It's like they're hoping that learning the correct phrases will result in them having sex but they don't believe in the word they're saying. Actual feminist men won't mention every few minutes that they're a feminist in the hope it will result in them having sex.

[@benostein]

Outdone yourself once again 👏👏 honestly a real work of art

[@klevish3874]

Thanks. I thought I was immune from your songs...

[@BattlesDiplomacy]

Hey babe wake up, Beanstalk just dropped another banger!!

[@barrytoast1700]

You are my alarm

[@TheMrryanp182]

You're putting too much good content out too fast you need to drip feed these they're gold 😂

[@elephaux5671]

I feel seen once again. I have a mullet but I'm not a prick.

[@pr222]

This channel is criminally undersubscribed, but not for long, hilarious stuff!

[@tylerlynch2849]

The Clapham boy special

[@mrblackandwhite5104]

Holy fucking shit this man got all the stereotypes covered

[@lukeevans3145]

I always imagine the Tote bag full of Hummus is like unpackaged hummus, the thought of someone walking around Peckham with a tote bag filled to the brim with loose hummus.

[@Handhandme]

You make some amazing stuff man :) Hope these bangers reach a wider audience

[@michaelcorleone7598]

I always wondered what happened to hipsters but I’ve come to the realisation that they’ve been hiding in plain sight all along 🤣

[@YourManJam]

Unbelievable Sans, I’ve just found your work and it’s on point everytime 😂👏🏻

[@charliecamb]

Undertaker with the Patagonia lid 😂

[@epicbapplizer5515]

another beanstalk banger to spam everyone I know with

[@user-il9qo4qc4n]

I liked the one where you made fun of chavs with new build houses but i dont like this one cos i do a few of those things you list

[@MarkHalberstram]

Deanos are more sophisticated and successful than chavs, you need to get your anthropology up

[@loosesurfer]

You must be a beta 😂

[@ivermektin6874]

It's like a 2023 version of the Dickhead Song.

[@CRL_Films]

God, this one hits close to home, you might as well be describing what i'll inevitably be like in 5 years or so. But that shows how great your lyricism and ability to construct such an enigmatic portrait of this country is. Your songs can be interpreted as spiteful and critical, as grateful and proud or as mocking or just meant to be relatable through some sort of present-notalgia. And that variation somehow further captures this country and how we all feel about it. These songs are just something really, really special and I can't wait to see what you do next.

[@andrewtucker94]

How does he do it? This is the first time I feel skewered

[@alastairmurray6716]

The finest social commentator of our modern era 😮‍💨

[@Lilbee730]

This is giving big "I love my life as a dickheaaaad" 2023

[@sansbeanstalk8820]

tune tbf

[@Lilbee730]

@@sansbeanstalk8820 real ones know

[@Drabee]

all the dickheads know@@Lilbee730

[@Pacino44]

beanstalk doesn't miss

[@eddiequalon1649]

11am sans beanstalk time

[@snowzei9992]

I know so many people that fit this exactly

[@hotbeefo]

Half the posh kids became this and the other half became the finance lot.

[@williamsimpson2777]

Yet another work of art dude - don't stop!

[@adams2531]

I was laughing at all the stereotypes in the other videos but this one hit a bit too close to home.

[@cdht942]

The dickies and carhartt line hurt

[@Nosirrac]

Another blinder 🙌🏻 top notch as usual

[@lolo_bird]

I hate when they roll the sides of their beanie up so small it practically disappears

[@MrPoscaldious]

Another episode of Great British casualties

[@Xanaduum]

I tick too many of these boxes for this to be comfortable. 👀 😂

[@cmooney2007]

Wait I was a deano , but now I’m a soft boy?

[@CptFantabulous]

So I guess while I wasn't looking we changed the name from Hipster to softboy. How the world turns

[@szymonster7610]

Cant wait for you to make one bout roadmen. Love you geezer ❤

[@GayFrogsTho]

So on the nose it's unsettling.

[@crashcris]

Too funny. Thanks for that final line too... F*** it, got any ketamine? Genius.

[@richardlanger4067]

Where’s the local club music video haha what a guy loving the tunes

[@sansbeanstalk8820]

hopefully sunday

[@richardlanger4067]

@@sansbeanstalk8820 Rinsing

[@eltel104]

God, this is incredible 😂

[@somnilo]

Crying (in Bristol) at this one

[@MrmUdKiPzzz]

Absolute scenes every single video.

[@jackc6045]

..or as Big Lenny calls them. Cookie cutters.

[@newheadliner81]

ketamine, never regretamine

[@MrPoscaldious]

Always call it forgetamine

[@The.Silent.Traveler]

Your going to go viral

[@Bennyjet121]

Beanstalk don't miss

[@attamanmusic]

This would have been me if i was born a decade earlier honestly

[@Behemiax]

Beanstalk for president

[@caj131]

Just need to show respect through a comment. BIG UPS

[@matthewwiddison6437]

Underrated mate

[@l.shepard45]

I feel so old. I have long hair but not a mullet. I'm 31 years with zero tattoos. people mistake me for Chicano or a girl, I just wear full rick owens, and comme des garcons. I kind of want stick and poke tattoos, and a mullet + mustache now.

[@rmh032]

Superb. I used to be like this

[@elyjah6380]

this one might be your magnum opus

[@shootermcgavin-gp7mf]

This guy goes hard asf

[@tubbsy_]

Brother i pray you make a serious song 😭😭 this shit is so fire

[@Billbillbillhahagdvdve]

Amazing work again

[@steverogers3696]

Tote bag full o humous hahaha

[@edlyness4891]

Finally he's targeting me 🙏

[@trevorpepper1996]

Undiagnosed ADHD 😂

[@vulpesinculta3238]

I know about five of this guy.

[@tylerbeckettwright]

the Wes Anderson line took me out

[@christophernicholson6714]

How long until we get a gig?

[@sansbeanstalk8820]

we live we dream

[@christophernicholson6714]

maaaaaate. @@sansbeanstalk8820

[@Motorrex22]

Beanstalk HUGE

[@DanMcCaffrey99]

thank god i only got nose piercing and tote bag full of houmous on my bingo card Edit: on second viewing I also got Carhartt, climbing, oat milk/vegan and I work in tv as well fucks sake

[@Nxck2440]

God damn it, I think i'm a softboy -_- got roasted and didn't even realise Just not the vegan and astrology shit fuck that lmaooo

[@YourPalHDee]

Hahahahaha another perfect banger

[@nonsequitor]

End 🎉 😂😂

[@lose8447]

you know i got it when i was 18

[@EvanescenseEmo]

2:14 no way I have this stick and poke on my hand from 18 hahahaha I think I’m a soft girl

[@Chazo98]

Hit again

[@TheoMusic1999]

Hey bro if you need some free help with mixing your songs, let me know where to hit you up and ill give you some help since I really love this type of humor and critique.

[@randybo7115]

Let me buy ya shit haha

[@ST-mn6nw]

Hipsters

[@FootyBants365]

Hey Sans, the rugby union world cup starts tonight. Ever thought about doing a tune on the Blue jeans brown shoes rugby lads?

[@sansbeanstalk8820]

love the shout mate, think maybe too much overlap with hargreaves bussdown / rah where’s my riddim though

[@FootyBants365]

@@sansbeanstalk8820 good point pal, keep up the good work!

[@lissieloveskitties]

Omg, I know too many of these, this is *perfection* it's always the loudest of self-proclaimed feminists that deviate the furthest ♀️☢️🫠

[@jmxtvarchive9064]

Basically all about the soyboys. 😂

[@HerewardWake]

I trust you to know who all the worst people are, who do you think is normal?

[@DaSunreal]

ketamine never regratamine

[@1982kinger]

Carhart is considered right wing in north America

[@breakfreak3181]

Trendy wear in England.

[@k1t362]

Tote bag full of hummus😂😂😂

[@Chazo98]

Hit again