Software Gore

[@alexcraig3633]

“Guys can we just remove the UK from the world map?” *removes all of Europe*

[@thanks8589]

I mean, who's complaining?

[@cornekeetels5293]

@Sijmen Jobben haha, fellow dutch i presume. nice

[@yaboitroy4101]

Sijmen Jobben well that escalated fast all he said was 2 words lmao how would you know his nationality

[@bubbadoo10]

@Sijmen Jobben Oof touchy, he was making a joke there is no need to get all up in arms.

[@Kimberly-x2h]

NOW IM ANGY I LIBE IN EUROPE AND IM FROM THE UK **angy seel soonds**

[@liightyears]

slazo: //does anything// me: look at the nose man go

[@neoqueto]

That Stephen Hawking bit was unintentionally funny for another reason - Hawking held a party for time travelers to which he sent invitations after the party ended. No one showed up.

[@MeCooper]

Oh it was intentionally funny. He had staff put up silly banners and all. He was being a smart ass and proving time travel doesn't exist. It proved an excellent point though. Because so many people know it happened, It went down in history so if time travel did exist there is no way they wouldn't attempt to meet him. Although... If time travel existed his announcement would have been even funnier.

[@HashtagBadJokes]

@@MeCooper waiting for the doctor who episode that parodies this

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

A little birdie told me that the reason no one came is because time travelers are not allowed to reveal their identity.

[@danmeifan]

@Lily well, a God, certainly wouldn't do so. But this is Stephen Hawking we're talking about. Who wouldn't want to meet and have a party with him??

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

CrazyRiverOtter just search on this platform ‘time traveller reveals ...... about further exact dates’ and then you will notice nothing has been hidden so either what you said is wrong or the most obvious time travellers do not exist!

[@Nevernamed]

Don't worry Slazzy, I'll bully you gently.

[@ceru147]

lmao yea

[@wakemeupinside83]

Sounds gay

[@beth3667]

Wake me Up inside because it is

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

Tasty

[@Smolvali]

THE LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN'S CLUB THEME FROM THE SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN IS SO GOOD

[@crackerjacks3563]

The Transition song is: Lemaitre - Rocket Girl (feat. Betty Who)

[@aarcade6676]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@lowballerentertainment2502]

Ive been looking for that forever thank you

[@Heidegaff]

Fuck Slazo and his not putting it in the description.

[@simonryhal4750]

5:31 Australian sorrow tv.exe has stopped working

[@Mr.Junkers]

10:29 Says "Remove UK from the map", removes Europe* :-)

[@ARockyRock]

Ireland is part of the UK. The earth is flat.

[@shoew1502]

@@ARockyRock Yeah but he removed the entire eu

[@vixieboo_]

Northern ireland is in uk not the whole country

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

Ikr

[@asbestos_5036]

new reason to bully him

[@Meikurey]

That thumbnail looks like a Walmart pole

[@Hixx367]

Why isn't this top comment

[@sithotaku]

I almost didn't click because I thought this was the crazyshit people sell video he did due to that lmao

[@moonstone4893]

Ave Kek! Is now

[@reconmythicairsoft8512]

10:27 Says ‘can we remove the UK’ destroys tthe entire continent to Europe for the lols

[@ceyrehb4166]

I mean, Meme ban. You gotta just delete it all

[@slurpslurp6554]

can we just remove England im trying to irish dance at the end of my rainbow over here beside my pot of gold

[@kennedysvr]

*Laughs in Bratwurst*

[@jeevankothari2939]

At least speak italy , Norway ,Hungary and Scotland.

[@robyyyne]

*Laughs in IKEA*

[@ellabronkema9375]

When he said the chairs look like when you win solitaire, I thought "So, is it Solichair?"

[@DuncanWanyoike]

wow your still not doing the face reveal im disc=gusted

[@DuncanWanyoike]

yeah its starting to piss me off

[@DuncanWanyoike]

same bro *fist bump*

[@DuncanWanyoike]

your replying to your comment pls stop

[@credfire8660]

*u'rn't

[@Poltargot]

ah yes.

[@NewbyTon]

My phone stopped working when I clicked on this Because it was too spooked I guess

[@juicemight1259]

Best profile picture 2018.

[@marginalmaster]

new justin Y?

[@hello_imlean9618]

2spooky4you

[@FMD9K]

Newby ton I see you everywhere

[@luvbug2079]

That profile picture is amazing

[@topicask2023]

Someone Start A Petition For Slazo To Become A Full Time Weather Man

[@TiagoNugentComposer]

TopicAsk You Really Don’t Have To Type Like This

[@topicask2023]

@@TiagoNugentComposer Just Got Used To It TBH.

[@siha102]

"Can we just remove the UK from the world map?" *Removes Europe* Well uh...you definitely removed the UK

[@synflwr]

Not anymore :)

[@synflwr]

Nvm I'm retarded...

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

*brexit*

[@residentflamingo115]

Eu

[@TheWahab2002]

@@artificialcolourzeee4647 😂

[@angelcake7077]

“I can’t be standing that’s energy” is such a big old clinical depression mood

[@alpacacorn2351]

Why do I love this channel so much.

[@andreag451]

sub to this boi

[@daltongrubb1077]

It be a wild Alpaca

[@chiipon_kekii4947]

clean water

[@pattio.se17]

Alpacacorn cause of me obviously

[@apotato1433]

Because The Videos Seem To Release The Hormone Dopamine (The Feel Good Hormone) So Thats Why r/Iamverysmart (Not)

[@CanadianDan854]

Hey... _at least it’s not a TikTok video._

[@Mlgtrek334]

That's bad

[@maxxas5067]

It seems like everybody is making those today

[@rokussy]

you are everywhere

[@CanadianDan854]

Chris S. - hi

[@rokussy]

@@CanadianDan854 im not even joking, you're everywhere

[@valtteripallari4961]

Slazo... r/myhighschoolgirlfriends

[@j3ttagrl420]

omg i tried to blow that off my screen!!! 👍

[@lucyrat]

Billie eyelash

[@yhenestik]

Eye lash I thought you were real

[@kareemxo3]

i thought you were an actual eyelash

[@poyodoyo]

We've all been bamboozled

[@DS-vy8um]

Hurricane Michael's coming to the gulf coast, bringing that clean water 🌧🌬🌀🌊

[@realfoxylady]

Darian Sugarman is it just me or is there a star beside your name how did you put it there

[@DS-vy8um]

@@realfoxylady you get it if you support the channel

[@lucyburns-hawkins8052]

Any need for them unnecessary emojis?

[@nagchampa3752]

tana comin through with a forecast

[@hokutonomango]

HEE HEE

[@PokeDirectioner]

the fact that women are still shaming other women for not being able to give birth vaginally is insane. motherhood looks different to everybody. it's about raising your child not whether or not they birth vaginally.

[@unrulycrow6299]

Alex Haze Ikr! Though to change the perspective, I like to think it means us people born via c-section aren't actually born, and thus are proper Schrödinger's cats. 😂

[@lola-xj3rz]

@@unrulycrow6299 so im a fetus still? w-

[@damcheus9675]

soy.

[@unrulycrow6299]

fleur girl It seems we are born without being born. :D

[@JutlandAngel]

I rather have a mom that can walk than one who can't. My mom had an 80% chance of being confined to a wheelchair if she hadn't had a surgery when my sister was born.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

i see you're enjoying that green screen. noice vido mate

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

That thumbnail is beautiful

[@andreag451]

knowledge from kremit bois

[@tavicotavio]

No, its epic

[@samdudley9911]

when slazo uploads, it's truly pizza time

[@miawithsuga5868]

*P I Z Z A T I M E*

[@snowyicicle1335]

Pizza time

[@rachellee8533]

"Oh boy yeah"

[@zekereid8791]

Lmao both me and my mother would have died if she didn’t have a c section

[@oreos4843]

I love how much fun he's having with the green screen it's adorable

[@coopergoss350]

you should get a safari hat/binoculars for this series as a meme lol

[@lucaspozzobonn]

Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spook bone

[@uptownfrank9]

I have been searching the whole comment section for a post like this!

[@purplesam2609]

Slazo you can't use fire energy cards you're a water type

[@memegGodDiedofligma-]

EvErYonE wE haVe An Announcement tO mAke *Australa Is NoT ReAl*

[@synflwr]

EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! *_EAT ASS!_*

[@Roo_Card]

Max Zabarka r/wooosh

[@kennedysvr]

@@maxzabarka8255 cool

[@MetaFanWing]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn2lfWeDapqngLc

[@thebigpew]

When you say remove the uk and but u remove Ireland as well RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

[@notasoviet1016]

aaand the rest of Europe

[@WitteArtistry]

Heck yeah! I jam to Dial Up tones all the time!

[@TerribleT666]

Hi big fan

[@MeCooper]

Apparently this is where all the cool kids hang out :D

[@WitteArtistry]

@@TerribleT666 hey :) 💚💚

[@WitteArtistry]

@@MeCooper heck yeah Slazo is the best!

[@madeliner1682]

10:28 MAXIMUM BREXIT

[@sentienttapioca5409]

Madeline R Can’t leave the EU if there’s no EU to leave! (And a few other countries, just to be safe.)

[@lucyburns-hawkins8052]

You dare mention that

[@demonitised4942]

GOOIOOD SAVE IUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOUS QEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. WE HAVE LOOOOOOOOVE ISLAND

[@hirokatsuvictor8755]

I'm listening to System Of A Preference (SOAP)

[@cobbkobu]

best band

[@ArgentoGaming]

chop settings

[@mariekearney236]

That “Hello Michael” part was the part of the video that actually made me laugh

[@Nevernamed]

You look like you're about to try and sell me a used car.

[@tardis1177]

Slazo we all know you sub to yourself Don't hate me plz

[@yepthisaname]

HoW dArE yOu,He Is NoW AnGe

[@CB2C]

[insert hate message and death threats]

[@emilymae4735]

I hAtE yOu

[@chunkymanwithoutaplan7713]

-lol- BaNnEd YoU pEnIs

[@GhostSenpaiEdits]

Lol if u create a YT channel of yours then u can't suscribe it

[@tifawockhardt]

ok, this is epic

[@LewisZilla]

Fat

[@madoko6621]

CosmicPinkk even though you haven’t watched it, you’re right when it’s Slazo. We know it’s gonna be epic

[@madoko6621]

LewisLukeRoan2004 😂😂😂😂😂 I am actually the fat one

[@LewisZilla]

@@madoko6621 shut, I'm fatter

[@davymachinegun5130]

3:33 It's weird how you can still tell it's Andy Bernard.

[@eresh4084]

I had to pause the video at the whole yeet rant.. and held my face for a few minutes before continuing... Bless you for reading that outloud.

[@L-etth]

> A software gore video. > The video gets blocked at 3 seconds every time I refresh the page and every time Slazo says “ok” with black video. > The video slowly goes forward with no audio and video. Seems fitting

[@Trisaaru]

Hi, Slazo, I really like your (ERROR 6196: WORD NOT FOUND). Keeeeeeeeep itttttt ūųúüůpppiii

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

6:06 "Okay, we've got r/yeet." [Brief Howie scream as a close up of the person's Twitter is shown, which happens to be a furry]

[@chrisfaber8072]

When you in the shower and the lights flicker *Put the thumnail dude here*

[@ceru147]

this comment paired with that profile picture fills me with fear please help

[@marrchaney9206]

NO WAIT THE BANK EMOJI THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. My boyfriend works for bofa in the app development area (I'm not good with computers). But one night we had dinner with his team and I mentioned this, and they all groaned and told me how it took several days to get everything fixed. American and Indian teams had to work around the clock to fix what this little emoji had done. You might think they're exaggerating but my bf had to fix something yesterday that broke back in 2013 because it never showed up in the system and nobody reported until now.

[@joshuanorman2]

5:22 solichair

[@senseimonkey6290]

You look like shaggy.

[@juicemight1259]

Zoinks.

[@whopeedonmyblunt8561]

senseimonkey i’m not complaining

[@goodjobeli]

ZOINKS

[@pertater285]

Not even close what in the fuck did I just read

[@soda_095]

*Z O I N K S*

[@obamagaming8753]

Do a minecraft letsplay

[@eliisherwood5164]

Sage Vaughan yes

[@princessmemethegoatthing9706]

yes I agree

[@noodlequeen1017]

Oh thank god I thought this said vore

[@queenismyfavoriteband9904]

AH YES, EATING A PHONE WHOLE

[@Chicag-no]

Oh, don't worry! There's tons of software vore too!

[@ivygay1003able]

Slazo going mad, angry and everything in between is truly entertaining

[@RachelVonLee]

All the effort you put into your videos is greatly appreciated! Thank you for brightening my day Slaz!

[@backgroundnpc2251]

yeah delete ticc tocc

[@f4zepacino650]

Outsider The Gr8 NOOOOOO I CAME TOO LATE!!!

[@nualalol]

@@f4zepacino650 lmao

[@ecco2ks]

Me: Hey Toby what time is it Toby: p i z z a t i m e

[@natekirk18]

1:55 So I guess... he BROKE the bank.

[@theponydalek7923]

(Throws on shade) I'm in...

[@MarioLuigi0404]

To be honest, I’d defend the birth photographer if he had worded it differently. If he had said something like “I don’t feel comfortable taking pictures of a c-section, but I can recommend someone who is”, that would have been pretty reasonable.

[@lovelylily6052]

All memes and goofy stuff aside, it's really impressive to see how much you have evolved dude. I remember when I first subscribed, you were sooooo shy, and now look at you! Not to mention editing and everything else. Hope you get to 1M soon, boiiii

[@libby_lin4426]

*gets Tik Tok ad*

[@flo-4207]

DAMN THAT WATER IS CLEAN

[@Tuna_sub]

Look who got wet in the comments again

[@f0rm0r]

me

[@rokussy]

you

[@cleetusbartholomew]

TheDarknapalm everyone

[@whopeedonmyblunt8561]

TheDarknapalm i didn’t consent to this

[@chunkymanwithoutaplan7713]

What

[@spamtongspamton9900]

Let me just tie my flowers and put this shoelace in this vase lmao

[@sinistrality7883]

I love how their reaction to c-sections is that "aww sweetie are you afraid of pain?" and not maybe the fact that natural birth may be fatal to both baby and mother?

[@onaj_lik]

**LONDOHONDON**

[@lucyblack3893]

Petition to make Slazo shave regularly

[@maddiejackson8444]

• • Please do , the puberty mustache needs to stop 🙈

[@MrTreesandstuff]

• • lmao don't blame him he's young

[@MeCooper]

treesandstuff lol I feel kinda bad because I know one day in 10 or so years from now he will look at that and go "I can't believe I thought that looked good." Which is totally normal, Happens to pretty much every guy and no matter how much your friends say "Dude, It looks soooo bad" you don't believe them coz you feel like your adulting. XD

[@MrTreesandstuff]

@@MeCooper lol it does NOT matter. It happens to literally every one about literally everything. Just let him experience youth and how embarrassing it is. OR he won't even care later on

[@MeCooper]

treesandstuff It'd say it does matter, At least it does to me. It a fun part of life and I'm allowed to enjoy it if I want to. Hell I'd argue finding joy in life matters more than a lot of things. Maybe this is just a lost in translation but us aussies generally like to laugh at this stuff. We take the piss but it's not like we're insulting the guy, It's just a funny situation.

[@Bumper210]

You should make txt file including names of all subreddits that were in SubSafari

[@filmandfirearms]

5:07 I have seen one Pontiac Aztek in my life, so this is a one in a million sight

[@thronerodent]

Ad: it’s the most wonderful time for a beer Me who’s under 18:

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

*O O F M E D A D D Y*

[@valtteripallari4961]

Slazo... will you marry me? Im a transgender toothbrush, but i don't think that it will come in the way of us

[@laurahurst8901]

Eye lash I do think

[@nigwardyoda8095]

Oh gawd...

[@flannelfishguy]

same . I just love to brush them teethies *so much* yknow>? like i just really love those chewin bones, those *teeth* yeah?

[@robsyko7783]

Transitioning to or from toothbrush?

[@cornflake2563]

I tried to remove the hair from screen lol

[@LeFunnyHaha]

3:36 identity theft is not a joke Jim

[@Samiju]

5:32 that transition was way too smooth

[@mumemic]

but actually the Steve Hawking one makes sense in a weird way. When I found out (only maybe 15 min after the news got out) it said it happened the next day because I'm in the US and it was late at night, thus early in the morning in the UK.

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

*daddy i daddy u*

[@تيا-ت7ذ]

papi i papi you

[@rdvd14]

I’m sorry what?

[@PoocherPupper]

big papa slaz is posting a lot and it's so good

[@lhoney309]

pizza time?

[@kyseiix7304]

Lola Honey hair cut time?

[@Mirqz]

PIZZA TIME!!

[@Geek_Chorus]

Not sure what creeps me out more, that "Office" glitch or the fact that I still recognize it as Andy Bernard.

[@KingOfTheRoost]

I agree. Delete TikTok; the worst thing to exist.

[@TheAwesomeGamer]

You removed the entirety of europe, not just the UK 10:30

[@bohij3030]

Dunno man i think thats the UK

[@TheAwesomeGamer]

lol

[@CornmanC]

Reverse Brexit

[@TheGuy420]

this entire video is software gore, because it hurts my eyes and brain

[@fantoroVEVO]

So you're saying that you're not human hMMMMmMMMMm 🤔

[@ryanmulherin2682]

What brain?

[@SpeedWeed6969]

I just have a slight headache. ☺

[@FixedKarma]

Let's get rid of the United Kingdom *gets rid of 5 other countries*

[@maxjohnson3926]

I just realised, the simpsons Hit and run spooky theme is playing in the background of the spooktober sub!!

[@saracha-sauce]

The editing is too good. You've really outdone yourself in this one michael

[@gooseygooseman1383]

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end. This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to: • Learn their language • Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving! Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love. And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I plEEEase, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games. I am a gamer. And I always will be.

[@607racing]

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 that’s good

[@PYoro-kh3bb]

what

[@gooseygooseman1383]

P. Yoro you just don't understand my culture

[@ceru147]

A L E X A

[@aysiaabdin6104]

I appreciate this post. You do you.

[@scholarmonk3380]

Don't shave daddy

[@lias5188]

But like I had to be a c-section?

[@MrTreesandstuff]

Lia S me too lmao I was dying inside my mom and they needed to do a c-section. Hilarious that ppl think you get a c-section for no reason like????

[@JodeneSparks1989]

#MeToo

[@cherrychocolate1434]

Me and both my older siblings were all c-sections.

[@fannynordgren9430]

I was not prepared for the the extreme nostalgia that washed over me when that 1 sec slide of the Pokémon energy card appeared.

[@RavenL.]

Its hovering because it's a hummingbird, good God Slazo

[@chilad5966]

Oh hey Chase from House M.D, former croc hunter

[@tegen7465]

How about /r/Artichokes. Small sub, normal-ish.

[@nahbruh7374]

10:31 well I guess I don't exist anymore.

[@denise3111]

Chloe Tuna we are ghosts now 👻

[@laylover7621]

Yeah sorry for misspelling software gore... Glad you actually checked it out, thanks man!

[@goldenglee4819]

Slazo: Can we get rid of the entire UK? Slazo: *removes all of Europe from the map*

[@rachelleigh7027]

my shoes don't have flowers :=(

[@honeyitsyourgrandmawhatsas8429]

*System preferences was a music by a musician eminem was too afraid to dis*

[@SomeRandomVoid]

Love the activity recently man, keep it up! It seems like your videos are getting constantly better in quality/production as well as content.

[@rhysgraves8792]

5:08 I have that Nani as my notification sound and I thought that someone was texting me at 2 in the morning and I screamed

[@JonTheFin05]

Thanos Meme Thanos Meme

[@benis9965]

r/Sneks Why? because no one dislikes sneks

[@de4dRabbit]

Well, those people wern't seen again...

[@benis9965]

Red Rabbit sneks are cute and pure!

[@de4dRabbit]

that's why we only see the people who lik them

[@ceru147]

if you dont like sneks i will be forced to make your mom triple gay

[@QuincySkint]

hewo pappa big slaz clean water rock frogies

[@laurahurst8901]

tomas rusak ?

[@dandarcy2539]

i was dying earlier bc of the amount of work i have in uni and this is the only thing thats made me smile all day love u slaz

[@goddamnit2573]

8:00 To be fair it's probably a health hazard to have a cameraman in the surgery room.

[@Noel41022]

Most of the softwaregore ones are actually really easy to fake

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Lolnoelke77 i dont give a shit either way, its goddamn hilarious