Soldier is trying to capture France

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[@aster6741]

"I am American!" "I am Soldier!" "I will capture my France!" "God bless America!" That is one of the most patriotic speeches I've ever heard.

[@hannahcouric4815]

oh say can you see?

[@goldfishfan1150]

By the dawns early light?

[@ill_piss_on_the_moon]

I eat cheez burgers and fries

[@themostvirginwriter]

He's got my vote for president

[@starbuckoof5219]

@@themostvirginwriter ww3 started

[@brawlnanigans3993]

3:21 And thus, begins a legacy of faux-RPG fights. My, how far we've come.

[@ilikewindows3455]

*_YELLOW CAAAR_*

[@klutz3955]

Amen

[@bratanchik228]

*Y E L L O W C A R*

[@gibustheinfamous]

SIX YEARS AGO

[@maestrofeli4259]

yeah, now we have reached peak rpg fights with D A N C E F I G H T S

[@whostolztacookie4440]

Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2013: Taunt Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2020: Sad memories

[@elvenbuttress]

No one will ever replace rick may

[@Darkboi69420]

Evan Deneault maybe a woman soldier

[@electrokyo9684]

R.I.P.

[@crimsonlancer1872]

Oh this is very sad

[@BrassThunder981]

Ken the Ok man no

[@nerflv3428]

Merasmus: “I am the greatest wizard” Heavy: “KAPOOTIS DIABOLUS!”

[@redmedic7339]

Harry Potter is no match to heavy

[@zuluniner6164]

He want to capture France, but France captured him

[@Camelliatheok]

Not the spy’s

[@patrik9328]

Zulu Niner ”Damnit!!”

[@LineX240]

In america, you capture France In soviet russia, France captures you

[@snifey2233]

You mean surrender

[@darklyboi3134]

Spies arent really France I think, but the animator of this considers and makes the character look like he is France.

[@Scouter953]

"Never bring a dick to a battlefield, war is not a gay campground!"

[@Dilbert1999]

What's the matter, you freakin' stupid?

[@turkwinif]

Yes!

[@Dilbert1999]

turkwinif $400 TO PAAASS!

[@trainknut]

You shall not freaking pass!

[@non-existentmeme6895]

a scoot army should take over this comment

[@alphariusomegon6314]

5:01 when you go through a teleporter and the entire enemy team is camping it

[@thespy632]

When a spy was about to sap the teleported and you appear

[@sir_mostacho]

TRUE

[@pokemaster123ism]

That yellow car move is really broken. It instantly defeats the opponent

[@Morningstar91939]

B.J. Blazkowicz hi BJ!

[@lambda2143]

Maybe what it is is that the move cannot be used first and the opponent must defeat Niko before he uses it. That makes it less broken.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@lambda2143 or Heavy is extremely underleveled.

[@joshuafischer684]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 I think Heavy is extremely underleveled. He has high starting stats but very weak resistances, so a high powered move like Yellow Car just ends him.

[@romeojoshuacartmill8721]

A cooking show with the Heavy will always be about Sandviches.

[@coralbricks]

I'm afraid not....

[@coralbricks]

+Shain (TheShadowStas) very well!

[@noisemarine561]

And buffalo steak

[@SAD-wv3xc]

lol

[@latzulatzu5521]

Rio Spark heavy doesnt know eny other food

[@djsnowpdx]

I love how all the characters politely wait for their friends to lose the dispenser games before they interrupt.

[@grimsovietgaster3045]

4:58 when you realized you went into a boss fight room and your team ditched you

[@jetstryker530]

"I am American" "I am Soldier" "I will capture MY France" ....best grammar ever

[@redmedic7339]

Gawd bleece amirica

[@PouLS]

Did an American really made grammar mistake speaking English?

[@starbuckoof5219]

my France wow

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

It's not bad grammar. It is American imperialism!

[@RobotwarsKing]

I AM AMERICAN I AM Soldier I WILL CAPTURE my FRANCE *GAAAAAAAWD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@coulochonou6376]

we all know this will never happen cuz France and america are best allies :')

[@coulochonou6376]

+Vsolid's Napoleonic Meme Machine plot twist after a very long time the French and british are finally allies

[@johnwotek3816]

well... he can try... but it will hard to figh 63 millions of spies...

[@tappajaav]

And they all have Dead Ringers.

[@ahmetocak4312]

(siktir deli) 😀

[@colehagan7806]

He should of brought medic to France He would of captured it easily

[@Wololo2013]

fuck u xD

[@loli_ravioli_4204]

Autistic Screeching You clearly need a history lesson xD But it made me laugh anyways.

[@justcat7629]

NAAAAA I'M FRENCH PLS DON'T HURT ME DOC :'(

[@davidbalan1487]

Autistic Screeching Ja

[@bluspy5310]

Autistic Screeching not while I'm there :-|

[@Thunderbirds747]

2:20 I laughed out loud at Soldier with his "Your painis will be sent to your momma in a box! " Makes me go ROFLCOPTER!

[@CommandingVanguard]

It's so weird comparing the choppy animation done in these videos now to the absolutely smooth and blessed animations ST makes nowadays

[@TheNoxious2805]

Si, es increíble la evolución de estos videos, ya son 10 años

[@goldenfreddy9881]

Behind that door...... Were those spies doing..........

[@noisemarine561]

Yes....... They were using the disciplinary action to rush to the cigarette shop quickly.

[@dicraftio]

-UH....... -Magnificent *slap sound -yesss, I feel tres bon (lenny)

[@helispark]

*cough cough* Widowmaker *cough*

[@deltathebluetonguelizard646]

BUTSECS

[@roycemikhail5067]

Watch 'Red Team's usual day'

[@PsychoticSorcerer666]

I like how you considered France to be a base for the Blu team since blue is their national color (and their former royal color)

[@non-existentmeme6895]

actually it's just because spy is French and as you can see in the ending, France is full of spies but you do have a good point tho

[@mylesmichel9108]

Smart, and i see a man/woman of culture here

[@Alex-ge5gt]

4:28 wonderfull medicine!!!

[@Pataponaddict]

Alex gaming Qc OH MAH GAWD

[@mackenzierynebagtong8549]

Snort*

[@FilipV88]

Not medicine

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

2 balls and a bong

[@efrainjunior2409]

"I hate France right now" - Soldier, circa 2013

[@JackGriffin745]

Cooking with Heavy needs to be a thing.

[@marauderhealth9639]

+Jack Griffin How to make sandvich. That video is all you'll need to know about cooking with Heavy :P

[@UtsukShah9]

kitty0704

[@stellarfox5869]

+Utsuk Shah ded

[@VideoSkaparnaSwe]

+Alessio Fantini , No! Alive in heart. Never forget #Kittykill

[@Superfan109]

Poot

[@szybkiwojtas7895]

RIP Rick May He didn’t capture France

[@redmedic7339]

No worry it's not hard to regather nazis again

[@warsharkproductions6550]

No, but he did capture our hearts.

[@magantatelevision]

sweat

[@peterz8781]

"Soldier down" "But of course" Oh my god that killed me

[@harrisonmissell1716]

4:51 that's what u get Soldier for deploying a teleporter without Engie's permission. He just teleports you to Detroit

[@Morningstar91939]

“NO! NO, NOT DETROIT! NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!”

[@jackary078]

kapootus diabolus

[@umadbro2267]

lol

[@woowsers]

kapootus diabeetus

[@salty1201]

+Explosive Diarrhea kapootis bigis dikis

[@suwucidal6936]

I have come

[@CertainlyCaro]

There is only one question that remains unanswered: what is Heavy's Sandvich recipe? I'm stuck at just bombs and a Pyro in a bucket, PLEASE HELP!!!

[@krm6255]

Medicine, Demo's eye, and "Meat".

[@CertainlyCaro]

+Drellux EXCELLENT! Thank you

[@GewelReal]

+reptilan its pyro in a bucket

[@wolsin9787]

Good medicine, floor, ""Milk""

[@zrttatertot4528]

First you take a cup of flower and add it to the mix! Now take something sweet not sour and a bit of salt just a pinch! Baking these treats is a sinch!Take a teaspoon of balogna! add a little more and you count to 4! or you never get your FILLA!!!

[@therealweeb5797]

„Soldier who will they ever find to replace you“ This goes Right in the Heart ;(

[@jadenmcdaniel6172]

Ya

[@jadenmcdaniel3908]

​@@jadenmcdaniel6172ah yes my old profile

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

It's amazing how much you have improved yet remained the same level of stupid fun, I can't help but love it.

[@mariokartpete]

i love Niko and heavy. Niko's attitude and how heavy deals with nuisances just makes for an absolutely hilarious skit.

[@purpleproductions358]

What did we learn? DON'T BUILD YOUR OWN TELEPORTER TO FRANCE!

[@lucariolps277]

It's a dark place

[@joystickgummyfox]

+Lucario Lps I dunno, seems friendly

[@lefleiner3408]

+Lucario Lps Well, as ling as your BREAD is not out of your pants... It is safe

[@lefleiner3408]

+The Garg *long

[@stupere8464]

france is a very dangerous backstab place (tru)

[@doktortoasty3939]

0:42 what laugh is that, I never heard a soldier say that.

[@eojgib321]

Gavin Brown it's for a spy domination

[@LiBunni]

I laugh like that...

[@efrainjunior2409]

"You shall not pass!" -Wizard Scout

[@zel1459]

Four hundred thousand dollars TO PAAAAASS!

[@paleimitator]

_______________________________ Soldier's Comment Status: | "I hate France right now!" | -------------------------------------------------- 7 likes 1 dislike Comments: Heavy: "I like dis"

[@ABC-tp1pe]

Comment has deleted by KZbin France HQ

[@sissou1973]

I am in France :(

[@david-yv3hk]

Lol

[@zacharie5574]

SPY!!!!!! boom.headshot.

[@StilvurBee]

7 likes 1 dislike, the other 8 classes "You low-down scoundrel"

[@AceTheDragon3]

4:07 Oh god.... cursing demoman.... we need more of that.

[@aram00001]

/watch?v=FfBRkMD-VtM&list=PLkbYEu8SJrzatPz9AR_H41lqTMOTVk6by

[@jw_gojifan19]

Fun fact: This was the first time I ever saw Merasmus. I have no regrets

[@DUSTTHEKILLER]

3:44 YELLOW CAR THE BEST!

[@TheMCzorro]

3:57 Everytime I hear Capootis Diabolis

[@hxsashi13]

I always feel Spy is like a fortune teller “Who will they ever find to replace you?”

[@ylr_realSFM]

0:08 and here we see the first appearance of the soupcan pyro

[@Beckwourth]

5:01 demoman in the background at the tree lol

[@Knightly_Artworks]

First thing spy said to soldier... "oh soldier. who will they ever find to replace you..." OH GOD IT HURTS RIP MAN, RES IN PEACE

[@fishum6483]

svetlana, sasha, oskana, sheila, natasha.

[@FranciscoRodriguez-ue2qx]

We need more of them. But RIP, team heavy

[@joemusfox]

Fishum tomislav

[@fishum6483]

Joemus The Fox im pretty sure tomislav is sheila, i don't remember though

[@lordsausage418]

Tomislav is svetlana

[@suwucidal6936]

I suka

[@montysgamingvideo782]

"I am american" "i am soilder" "i will capture my france" "*GOOOOOOOOD BLESSS AMERICAAAA!!!!" *america theme plays*

[@montysgamingvideo782]

who agrees

[@peppermint1687]

@@montysgamingvideo782 i agree

[@montysgamingvideo782]

@@peppermint1687 im glad lol

[@Ellisfamily38]

when spy said who will ever replace you it hit me hard

[@southernmercy5962]

I named my dog after Heavy's gun.

[@VideoSkaparnaSwe]

I know a guy who has a dog namned sasha too.

[@mrpersonguy3159]

I named my heavy's gun after my dog

[@analothor]

+Maud Pie you don't have a dog, you have a pet rock

[@lefleiner3408]

I was named after this gun... Just like a hell bunch of slavic sandwiches

[@theaveragehuman378]

Copyright killed your dog(or gaben?)

[@jadenmcdaniel6172]

Corona virus:I am unstoppable Nezuko:exists Covid 19:guess I’ll die

[@memeguy2330]

Spy one :Handsome Soldier Soldier:Visible confusion Spy two:Snort Soldier in mind :Ah crap INFINITE SPIE

[@wakkawakka011]

0:30 well no one will replace Rick May

[@IsaacCollector]

Nico is too OP pls nerf

[@kitoperRER]

+Isaac “the Marker Killer” Clarke No random crits, its ok

[@mebezaccraft]

:

[@user-li7fg4re2w]

Niko here,YEY ＼(＾▽＾)／

[@user-li7fg4re2w]

+Niko

[@user-no4mx6pm9l]

Нет, мне просто нужен желтый автомобиль

[@caterlac33]

RIP Sasha 1 like=1 Sasha item drop

[@Rixlovania]

TJdagamer There's still enough people :)

[@shadowrush001]

I sabotaged my like. I set it to drop a Brass Beast.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Fuck you and fuck your gun.

[@geraldranga6070]

TJdagamer No Sasha for you

[@Blinman12]

Pootis BLYAT 🇷🇺!

[@sacke1103]

almost 6 years later and he finally defeated the space cakes. wow

[@mattimatronic8152]

0:31, I feel sad....

[@assassingamer1125]

me too...

[@heavy1136]

me too... Darn...

[@alejoyugar]

me too :c

[@GodOfTheeGames]

Wow, so, not only Merasmus stole Demoman's eye and made it a boss to fight... But he stole his Ejaculant as well? That's just horrible...Ish. Heavy hate magic......

[@gmailquinn]

Eh the bombinomic stole demo's eye

[@therammaker]

every soilder wants a bit of france

[@fezdalek]

and every spy wants a bit of soldier

[@therammaker]

Red Spy when translated it says: I WANNA MAKE YO HORNY

[@nicktheunthicc]

0:07 I didn't know soup can pyro's bucket shrink over time.

[@MapleNephthys]

RIP RICK MAY

[@pierrevulcan3683]

4:34 According to 'Morning Events', he is selling Demoman his own liver. That's a good deal! 'Magnificent'!

[@stardust-reverie]

Someone please make Super Pootis Bros. a thing.

[@marcuswalker3409]

shaun03a I love your profile picture! I fucking love Steven Universe!

[@Memiliano_]

Marcus Walker me too

[@marcuswalker3409]

memiliano So who’s your favorite Crystal Gem? Mine’s Pearl!

[@caponuts]

Marcus Walker amethyst and peridot

[@casuallyfilth]

Pootis

[@lukrat9629]

4:58 square dance taunt sound but that taunt was released 26.6. 2014

[@catwif7376]

Luk!raT holy shit

[@mackenzierynebagtong8549]

Luk!raT didn't know that tho..

[@vienna9601]

Time travel

[@eththe]

merasumus was behind it all along

[@sientjerotinsulu6186]

He predicted it

[@C_Productions]

So this fits finally into the wasted timeline of the unusual troubles series. References: 4:20 the two blue Spies doing weird things, 4:32 red Spy gives back Demoman's liver, which he had been going to take later in the series. Is that the correct tense form in the previous sentence?

[@jakeporter3211]

In the end where there is alot of spies Find the demoman He is in that scene.

[@sakkechu99]

i found it

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

Found it in less than 5 sec

[@arashkhorrami7138]

Ya he has his shirt off

[@jakeporter3211]

+Arash Khorrami Okay

[@TEK3456]

He is next to that tree =]

[@jacksepticeye1883]

3:36 "guns are for babies" i'd rather not give my baby a gun if i had one.

[@daniilbezchinskiy368]

This is it. I watched all the previous videos and this is the birth of a glorious style of the STBlackST.

[@commanderalpha1294]

The game engineer was playing is like cat Mario witch has given me heart attack's

[@justcaz6345]

it looks like its just the first level retextured with tf2 based sprites

[@PatrickTheGuy09]

I want this parody

[@BaronNedTheFirst]

"Bowling Simulator IV"

[@jagddahg]

Hat fortress 2

[@thegreatpapyrus7287]

"FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!"

[@258thHiGuy]

I don't really care so I chose to believe that title ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@harrisonwest59]

What's the real game?

[@benjaminellehauge7692]

Harrison West gta 4

[@user-vw3id8oe4w]

4:21 the 18+ spy xD

[@larry-333]

Ikr it's better if we don't get to see what they were doing it

[@FilipV88]

Soldier: Engineer, deploy a teleporter here! Engie: nope Soldier: Fine I'll do it myself. 4:42

[@jamesthewhooshbirb3715]

3:57 Look at Heavys face when he says Kapootus diabolus xD

[@iuwuwowpwpopwpowgowogweeoe7897]

Back of the wifi router

[@LuigIan2000]

It's neat watching creators evolve

[@clockworksentinel4911]

Yeah, now STBlackST is obsessed with anything sexual.

[@trtoastbrot4218]

1:34 when a f2p See that you got a weapon whit skin in a nutshell

[@tacoblend3246]

f2p's can't trade.

[@thespy632]

1:40 when you realize you can’t trade as f2p

[@redsoldier-americanboot6111]

Me realizing i can't trade: 3:06 Dispenser: My pc Heavy: Me

[@russian_man78]

press F to pay respect to Sasha

[@dankulafan6905]

and Rick May

[@NXTangl]

And Heavy didn't use his minigun in an STBlackST animation for literal years afterward.

[@denke2680]

Rip Rick May

[@DeathByAutoscroll]

I like the "solider has found mini-gun" joke lol!

[@jackacrawford]

I always love stblackst's comment section

[@harrisonmissell1716]

0:17 ok so the demo man is apparently me when I'm watching the downstairs tv through the upstairs railing

[@dictatornoodle1260]

1:25 My hoovy-senses are tingling

[@sarahsea1]

4:20 I wonder what's behind that door?

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

Solider whiling spies arse

[@sarahsea1]

Uh, what?

[@cyndapuffz]

Weed

[@sarahsea1]

What

[@cyndapuffz]

+Sarah Seaton 420 blaze it

[@FloofPuppy]

0:59 For some reason, I find that funny.

[@Zineus]

Of course. It shows you a typical idiot patriot from the USA.

[@atomiccrusader6839]

I believe he meant the Cow.

[@FloofPuppy]

+Eclipse56 Exactly

[@GatoEpico]

i have notice the cow stays in most videos. and in the last one , medic uses it to spy people

[@dedmos_drip]

That's how unusual series started

[@lindatorstensson9406]

5:01 demoman in all spies

[@ExecutiveSonda]

Scout: You shall not pass! Priceless. :D

[@MaxMalevich]

Yo painis will be sent to yo mama in a box!

[@Jose-qy3zr]

(Phone rings) Help me!

[@ivannedic3704]

I feel tre bo-

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

Captions call it "PENIS"

[@pala5280]

I can capture france easily for Soldier if he wants...

[@StarliahC]

True but what about the Red army

[@dapperfield595]

Yeah except Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and now USA is pissed.

[@TechPriest-A]

@@dapperfield595 well hitler told Japan not to attack them until they take out the British

[@creebotthegreat4159]

Ta gueule et retourne te coucher toi

[@st4ndg4mes87]

Fack.

[@SashaTheGun]

1:38 R.I.P. Me

[@josegregorioriego512]

F

[@Kemonokami]

"YELLOW CAR!"

[@Sequencer37]

2:33 wtf is dat game? UPD: GUYS PLS STOP ANSWERING HERE

[@STBlackST]

yep

[@talis4646]

Симка Зуёк syobon action

[@talis4646]

Симка Зуёк oh, in that case , o dont know, sorry.

[@teamfortress2cinema185]

A Mario fangame of Heavy

[@dydlus]

Симка Зуёк It's Cat Pootis.

[@Green24152]

The origins of Soupcan Pyro.

[@BestBuddyNoivern]

0:17: Demo 1:19: Zonked out Demo, frog 1:20: Wizard Scout 4:16: Heavy is crawling away. Engie is just sitting there 4:17: Telephone 4:40: Hot Girl Show

[@soapegg]

Best Gmod animator i have seen so far. _based on frames per second_

[@DrowZCollDuty]

You haven't seen Dr. Face then.

[@pineapplefarmer7352]

yellow car op valve pls nerf

[@LightingPresents]

volvo*

[@22imon]

LightingPresents no take some english lessons

[@LightingPresents]

Obvious troll is obvious

[@22imon]

*valve

[@LightingPresents]

Still trying?

[@low_polygon2445]

this is one of STBlack's first fight scenes. Beautiful.

[@ZillyWhale]

2:34 I need that game. NEED!

[@ntwede]

3:09 *french accent* "I'm afraid not" HAahahahahahah!

[@RolloutDudze]

I'd pay to watch a show like that (at the beginning) that would be an amazing trip.

[@brunovitor6360]

Soldier: Heavy? Heavy: I am dead! Soldier: Help me capture France!

[@alexhamilton3850]

You can tell this an early StBlackSt video, because it’s too tame and the facial expressions are too calm

[@krystianzdrojewski8187]

You feeling stupid? $400 to pass!

[@AeroAstroid]

U don't just beat heavy in a fight.

[@decimation9780]

The episode where Soldier threw away his helmet and started doing unusually well.

[@amiko4289]

2:34 engineer gaming