Hey Alexa, play “Pirates Life For Me” Hey Alexa, purchase one airline ticket to Somalia
@Pxntilum3 ай бұрын
Yuh I live in Somalia and I got an ak and a glock heading to the next location rn
@Cossak870YT2 ай бұрын
U can't legally go there without a will appointed and someone who will negotiate with kidnappers lmao
@JuJul1Ай бұрын
yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me
@user-qk6vn9xt4mАй бұрын
Mashaalaah SOMALIA FOREVER
@Cossak870YTАй бұрын
@@JuJul1 I lived there 4 years and I never saw any irl 😭 sucks
@diegosalazar_acm1985 Жыл бұрын
"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of cash on the boat, or well you know"
@HenryBelcaster Жыл бұрын
😬
@TheAstroProblem Жыл бұрын
Brrrrrrrt.
@winicjusz8827 Жыл бұрын
You either get cash or a ticket to heaven.
@Z-40 Жыл бұрын
@@winicjusz8827 At least it's free
@BootyRealDreamMurMurs Жыл бұрын
@@winicjusz8827 wdym ticket to heaven?! its a ticket to the abysmal limbo.
@KazeHorse Жыл бұрын
This calculation doesn’t factor in the pretty solid risk of death and even more solid risk of betrayal 😂
@TheHadi545 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I love how stealing has profit margins -_+
@SomeGuy-gc8zs Жыл бұрын
@@TheHadi545 Hey, technically it does; they do have to spend money on weapons, ammunition, their boat, fuel, and the investor's cut.
@avatzajadeh Жыл бұрын
well, in 2011 they did die.
@TheHadi545 Жыл бұрын
@@SomeGuy-gc8zs no disagreement here. But how dumb do you have to be to say "had better profit margins than apple" and then talk about illegal business.
@KazeHorse Жыл бұрын
@@mrchill9060 is this a joke? Merchant ships have mercenaries that are armed and ready to attack and kill pirates. Do you know who else kills pirates? Other pirates…
@EliteYoutuber2503 ай бұрын
everyone gangsta until they enter the grandline
@24GDAGENERAL2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@arafat3752 ай бұрын
They probably have devilfruits with them too
@themineguy1234Ай бұрын
damn thats real. can we get higher tho?
@nando233Ай бұрын
That was a good one, brother 😂
@applegaming7138Ай бұрын
They have one thing ( armament haki)😅@@arafat375
@TannerTheBandKidАй бұрын
🇺🇸: “Did someone say oil?!”
@velant.4171Ай бұрын
Plot twist : it's their own oil
@notmoe3527Ай бұрын
@@velant.4171 NEWS: The United States of America Invades Itself Due to an Oil Tanker.
@Animx18521 күн бұрын
Do you need any other blck hwk down ?
@TannerTheBandKid18 күн бұрын
@@velant.4171 🇺🇸: “Nuh Uh”
@unknownplayer44007 күн бұрын
RAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅
@bluebeastgamer7494 Жыл бұрын
So Somalia is the dreamland of one piece fans 💀
@toothandclaw4347 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Zoro_D_Lost Жыл бұрын
I’m getting a boat a Jolly Roger and a plane ride
@unknownedleaf Жыл бұрын
somalia gangsta till luffy comes and rebuilds the country
@soapxtyy Жыл бұрын
@@kiyoko.144 My classmates sometimes call me a somali pirate💀 (I was born Finland and my parents are from Somalia)
@thegaminglegend9735 Жыл бұрын
I am somali, and gotta say that's ironic bc I love one piece
@ec7005 Жыл бұрын
I love how amazed this man is that theft and kidnapping have such a high profit margin.
@robertharris6092 Жыл бұрын
FE
@vondahe Жыл бұрын
Yeah, who would have imagined that.
@joshuagraham1800 Жыл бұрын
High risk high reward
@TatsuyaShiba03 Жыл бұрын
I mean politicians steal from their people a hundred or thousand fold more than these pirates. At least these pirates risk their lives.
@joshsaunders6392 Жыл бұрын
@@TatsuyaShiba03 no
@faislooYT19 күн бұрын
"Finding an investor to finance the raid" was one sentence i didn't expect
@strugz103 ай бұрын
Nah they playing the real life One-piece 💀
@Murasakinub Жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta til a kid says he gon be pirate king
@dadude8058 Жыл бұрын
Bro and then everyone just starts to become a pirate and searches across the seas for a mountains of treasure belongs to a former pirate ling 🤣😭
@-_-life_is_unordinary-_-9423 Жыл бұрын
@@dadude8058 bro imagine because of that they find the real Gol D. Roger’s treasure
@jaytheredpanda183 Жыл бұрын
Well boys, I'm off to the grand line.
@Expell1ence Жыл бұрын
Welp, off to laughtale
@fuckitweballin759 Жыл бұрын
THE ONE PIECE!!!
@xanderwatson5205 Жыл бұрын
*those times when the pirates mistook warships as cargo ships*
@Zoba3301 Жыл бұрын
YOU PICKED THE WRONG SHIP, FOOL!
@xanderwatson5205 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@CertifiedBlackScreen7 ай бұрын
Yes it actually happend in real life! One time pirates attacked a Spanish destroyer which is containing soldiers and ammunition. mistaking it as cargo ship, they fired with their ak's but then they got heavily bombarded and arrested 😂
@CertifiedBlackScreen7 ай бұрын
It was sps patino it happend in 2012 I just googled it
@simply21877 ай бұрын
@@CertifiedBlackScreen1. It was a armed logistics vessel carrying a shit Ton of pent-up and frustrated and angry Spanish marines 2. They also attacked a US destroyer once
@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421Ай бұрын
*That helicopter which has AGM-112 Helfire missiles 💀*
@umicadАй бұрын
Absolutely no country in the world would attack such a valuable ship in this situation and especially if the crew is being held ransom they aren't going to risk killing the crew
@ooo002829 күн бұрын
Are they gonna shoot at oil tanker 🤔
@Rebel-IncEnjoyer42128 күн бұрын
@@ooo0028 45 acp + 9mm vs Thick steel armor 💀👋
@SOb-198020 күн бұрын
@@Rebel-IncEnjoyer421What does this even mean, you’re just mentioning bullets.
@Rebel-IncEnjoyer42119 күн бұрын
@@SOb-1980 missiles ain't bullets bruh
@ArshanBloxxGamingАй бұрын
Pirates In 1000s: Aye Aye! Pirates Now: IM GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES
@Sprunkle-_-help22 күн бұрын
Uhmm are you acoustic or something?
@Uhm_Actually_I_Asked21 күн бұрын
Nah, he's just talking like a guy that's in one piece@@Sprunkle-_-help
@Sprunkle-_-help21 күн бұрын
@@Uhm_Actually_I_Asked yes but that literally make no sense btw I'm on episode 1003 on one piece
@reddeadleisure21 күн бұрын
What
@dustux Жыл бұрын
"It ends when a helicopter drops a waterproof box of soldiers"
@24DUKE Жыл бұрын
😂
@theuncover237 Жыл бұрын
They don't dare. Those hungry pirate will bomb or shoot everyone on the ship before they get taken down. You don't know how people suffering are desperate even for their families
@arlexcanales5341 Жыл бұрын
But the pirates massacre the crew and the company is demanded by the family of the victims for millions on compensation
@orestisgeorgatos6725 Жыл бұрын
ooh trust me. They’d have executed all hostages before one of them was killed
@joshuajoaquin5099 Жыл бұрын
@@theuncover237 oh i knew how the hostages suffer as well
@slit282 Жыл бұрын
The trick is not to get killed. That really is the key to the benefits package
@squeekyclean1644 Жыл бұрын
Drop package in call of duty. Everyone is aiming at you. These pirates have guts because they get shot at and still Manage to take over the ship
@rabbiezekielgoldberg2497 Жыл бұрын
But if you do get killed, you won't need to worry about finding a new career.
@allhopeabandon7831 Жыл бұрын
@@squeekyclean1644 They should get a few machine guns and waste these freaks.
@Nill757 Жыл бұрын
@@squeekyclean1644 They stopped taking over anything in 2013, when security forces went ashore and ended it all.
@rogerlangleyrl Жыл бұрын
It's Somalia, everything includes the trick to not get killed.
@meronkidane62896 ай бұрын
Bro took One Peice to a whole new level
@thatduderenz73699 күн бұрын
"Look at me I'm da captain now" 💀👍
@DrThrills Жыл бұрын
In one cases, the pirates mistook a Spanish warship for a tanker and they got big guns fired at their speedboat
@jhnb4_real Жыл бұрын
@@Raymations as a Spanish person I can say imprisonment is far better than in a lot of other countries
@dude926 Жыл бұрын
@@jhnb4_real really? They already earn good amount of money as pirates
@somethingaboutgaming.2538 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao little bastards got obliterated
@samuelforesta Жыл бұрын
What was a Spanish war ship doing off the coast of Somalia?
@lastmanstanding-xp3ub Жыл бұрын
@@samuelforesta Ironically I think they were patrolling for pirates by request of the Somali government/UN mandate
@phageling9949 Жыл бұрын
“We don’t negotiate with terrorists!” “Unless they get our oil, our hands are tied…”
@raashidiinabdullahi5583 Жыл бұрын
hey that was 8 to 10 years ago and they were few former fishermen who discovered big ships for fishing and other industries taking advantage of the Somali sea coz there's no functioning government others dumb toxic chemicals and garbages to the Somali sea and running out of fish in the sea that was their main income anyways they were bad guys in a way but no its all over long time ago
@nate6045 Жыл бұрын
Sooo that's the US's government's stance and they are _really_ hands off when it comes to Somali Pirates, even when it's a US citizen being kidnapped. Granted we negotiated with the Taliban but that was during Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb's presidencies which I don't think represents the US's terror policy accurately.
@Tbiblaine23 Жыл бұрын
The US Government has a very strict policy to not negotiate with Somali pirates. American companies on the other hand do not have to follow this policy
@SIRHENNY1 Жыл бұрын
But they are not terrorist they are thieves
@lefaplefaplefap Жыл бұрын
Honestly yea. We always say that to seem untouchable when they're holding a few people hostage or destroying some other country But once they actually do something that hits "back home" (like stealing all that oil), our govs rush to negotiate before the citizens start to realize "uhm... did 6 guys with dingys and rusty AKs really just send my entire state into a blackout?? And we couldnt do ANYTHING???" I hate to say it, but it simply isnt "terrorism" to us until we're the ones threatened. And no one seems to realize "if we helped when these terrorists were slaughtering their local governments, maybe they wouldnt be powerful enough to go global"
@dancinghipho1012 ай бұрын
This is the real life one piece😅
@iam_sne4n2 ай бұрын
The indian special forces casually capturing the Somalian pirates within hours at the indian ocean😂
@wiscopolo44 Жыл бұрын
“The secret ingredient… is crime.”
@panbalala Жыл бұрын
Like finance where you product no value added and gain money create from nothing, but people with a tie made it legal 😅 It does put people in danger, destroy family, but it's legal or higly tolerate.
@WHATTHEFRONTDOOR Жыл бұрын
This crack is moreish
@No-cc1fq Жыл бұрын
Do You want freedom?
@No-cc1fq Жыл бұрын
For good amount of oil
@naamanstanley9539 Жыл бұрын
“Crime” you can’t break American laws in another country lol.
@mzwandilemalambe9999 Жыл бұрын
I'm concerned by how much enthusiasm he has 😂😂👀
@DigiPal Жыл бұрын
Me too...
@Evictiorama Жыл бұрын
He’s scheming
@ashish0120.1 Жыл бұрын
Definitely 😅
@migzmor Жыл бұрын
Don't worry bro these days tankers normally have have guards with guns
@DigiPal Жыл бұрын
@@migzmor I remember seing a coverage about that problem many years ago, and you're right to say that some guards are on the ships now.
@ChaosInsurgencyC65317 күн бұрын
Thanks for the idea, Henry.
@sharminahamed28143 күн бұрын
Jack Sparrow would be proud of these guys 🤣😂
@Sarcastican_ Жыл бұрын
"Welcome back to another pirate raid, but first let's talk about the sponsor of this video Raid: Shadow Legends."
@bass6405 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HelloTher1313 Жыл бұрын
Rust cargo raid irl
@justinfomba6647 Жыл бұрын
Golden
@googleisgay471 Жыл бұрын
This was perfect, I was mid stretch reading this😂
@lukazupie7220 Жыл бұрын
Isnt raid also mosquito repellant? I think it is here in europe atleast
@xanfah Жыл бұрын
“Ferb, I think I know what we’re going to do today.”
@Rozaz175 Жыл бұрын
"hey! Where's parry?" Parry mind: mtf my owner is a pirate?!
@abdirahiimmukhtaar209 Жыл бұрын
Iam from somila
@stanleybochenek1862 Жыл бұрын
Recreates Captain Phillips
@bemimu Жыл бұрын
Lol I was about to comment this exact thing
@dotTxtFile Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@VitalikZ-yz5qwАй бұрын
Average pirate reaction when they see a soviet ship that has gold on it but when you try to rob it you hear "Вали гадов!" from it:😐
@LIECR2 күн бұрын
You did my boy batillus dirty 💀
@the_mad_bear3683 Жыл бұрын
Until they thought that a russian war cruiser was a tanker and got sent into the 4th dimension
@theoneandonly4577 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha 4th dimension!! 😂
@RT-PD Жыл бұрын
What’s the incident name, cause that sounds interesting lol
@ATF- Жыл бұрын
@@RT-PD kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIPcdKasbKiWpKs here's a video, wasn't really an incident, more of an obliteration
@trippen4391 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@BlackEpyon Жыл бұрын
No can do. The Ukrainians just promoted that Russian cruiser to a submarine.
@Malcatraz Жыл бұрын
I love how he says its a great profession right after showing a clip of a pirate that gets shot
@mamanmahomie6747 Жыл бұрын
when
@sirbacon1617 Жыл бұрын
@@mamanmahomie6747 it's a movie
@themedic4000 Жыл бұрын
@@sirbacon1617 based on true events, sooo....
@sirbacon1617 Жыл бұрын
@@themedic4000 true
@misterbulger Жыл бұрын
Probably beats being a cop or soldier or thug that serve corrupt politicians tho
@thanvishj85513 күн бұрын
bro just roasted apple at the same time
@user-dm4nq3gd9i6 ай бұрын
The somali pirare in the intro looks like Aj Shabbel
@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Жыл бұрын
"Crime has better profit margins than business, it just doesn't always scale the same."
@CS-bh4ur Жыл бұрын
😂😂 yeah this kid is obviously not that bright
@hersirhakarl2109 Жыл бұрын
If you scale crime up far enough, it becomes government.
@redplanet2720 Жыл бұрын
@@hersirhakarl2109 Except governments don't really make that much money in fact most are massively in debt and the president of the USA makes less money than most Fortune 500 CEOs for like 10 times more work. Maybe in countries with dictatorships this is true though
@hersirhakarl2109 Жыл бұрын
@@redplanet2720 most governments are run by fools and incompetents. A corporation run like a government would be investigated by the SEC, its executives arrested, the company would go into receivership. This is because governments are run as though they're monopolies, and they are. It's illegal to compete with the government in the provision of any essential services.
@redplanet2720 Жыл бұрын
@@hersirhakarl2109 True but unless you want private militias replacing police and military you need a government. Whether to have a service be done publicly or privately or both depends on many many many factors. Yes, governments are not as efficient as corporations they also don't suffer from from a profit motive to as great of a degree and if they're well funded not at all so they usually won't do many of the shady practices corporations do to cut corners and squeeze more money out of people, and also there's a charity aspect of providing services to those who can't necessarily afford them for the good of society. Not as simple as "gubmit slow corporation fast"
@emilydutes8272 Жыл бұрын
The way he's smiling through such a serious deadly thing
@jamesread4469 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, almost like his shelted life gives him 0 understand of what he is talking about or the people that dying becuase of pireting.
@_audacity2722 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesread4469 if companies weren't trying to strip Somalia of its resources without the consent of its people there wouldn't be a pirate problem 🤷 The corporations bring this on themselves.
@jamesread4469 Жыл бұрын
@@_audacity2722 ok, check yourself. I never made any claim about why they are doing it? 😂 all i said was its not a good busness model like the dude is saying. But as you wish to bring it up. The number 1 problem for somalia is the lack of government and international support. Compainges normal bring wealth to a country unless the government of said country is poketing said wealth for them selves, its not a company problem its a political one. Check your privilage. If interenational support for somalia set up a non corrupt governmental system the these company you hate for some reason would be the first jobs many somalians wpuld have bring economical wealth to this povity struck region. Please explain how a country is ment to make wealth without forgin companys?
@_audacity2722 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesread4469 you claimed people were dying because of pirates. The reality is far more people die at the hands of western corporations. We have evidence that companies such as coca cola were actually killing union organizers in Colombia. What do you think these companies are doing in Somalia?
@_audacity2722 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesread4469 btw your question is actually quite stupid. The reason private companies EXTRACT resources from other countries is because those companies NEED those resources to make money. The countries can sell the resources themselves if corporations didn't use shady means to acquire land and steal it from under the nose of the people. Also it's funny that you admit corporations exploit people more easily without a robust governments to regulate them. Would you admit the same thing about western companies exploiting their workers domestically?
@TerrarianZejan5 күн бұрын
*"Look at me im the Captain"*
@ThatOsmanGuy Жыл бұрын
As a somalian I don't deny that we have pirates and droughts but the part where you said we don't build hospitals and schools is absolutely wrong.
@jonistan9268 Жыл бұрын
He said you don't BUILD them, not that you don't have them.
@aviationwithebin2121 Жыл бұрын
@@jonistan9268 read the comment again
@josephn364 Жыл бұрын
@@jonistan9268 illiterate fool
@kleenex3000 Жыл бұрын
It is not a helicopter dropping, and it is not cash being dropped, on this occasion.
@stifler4eva1 Жыл бұрын
Do u have government?
@skeggjoldgunnr3167 Жыл бұрын
I asked an 8 year old child from Kismayo, Somalia "What do you remember from Somalia?" He said "Too many guns."
@user-ht7bf9bk1l6 ай бұрын
Yeah I live here and peopel with guns for hotel security and when we go school
@MatureIndividual16 ай бұрын
@@user-ht7bf9bk1l how hard is it to find books and schools? Do you frequently use cars or do you walk?
@EXCE.X6 ай бұрын
@@user-ht7bf9bk1lbruh I live here to and there always armed
@Mrbarentsberg6 ай бұрын
As a somalian I see guns evreytime
@Suley-SJ6 ай бұрын
@@Mrbarentsberg fr
@sauravkvianmuz.3 ай бұрын
Indian Navy - hold my tea 😂😂
@randomkidnapper9113 ай бұрын
USA navy
@sauravkvianmuz.3 ай бұрын
@@randomkidnapper911 Indian Navy & Marcos commando search about it in context of Somalian Pirates
@ClassifiedUnit-13516 күн бұрын
better invest in some functioning toilets 😂
@sauravkvianmuz.16 күн бұрын
@@ClassifiedUnit-135 someone's ass burning off
@hackergamingyt325618 күн бұрын
US navy entered the room: 💀
@TheLiamKenyon Жыл бұрын
When you realize shipping companies are hiring veterans who want to use their guns again
@Chino5703811 ай бұрын
@@rory6860you must be fun at parties.
@nooralcaynmoussa553210 ай бұрын
@@Chino57038What?
@JenniferJennyMitchell6 ай бұрын
The fuck you talking about??@@Chino57038
@malekhekal42386 ай бұрын
@@WEENUS157 You can, but this will give you legality issues
@WEENUS1576 ай бұрын
@malekhekal4238 true
@robertthomas5906 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes it ends with the pirate's brain being blown out.
@theoneblock7107 Жыл бұрын
Hostages*
@farhiyoabdiq5453 Жыл бұрын
Also when black hawk down soldiers are dragged on the streets
@TN_vigilance Жыл бұрын
The only way it should end
@theoneblock7107 Жыл бұрын
@@TN_vigilance why?????? Those pirates don’t want to be pirates yknow
@derunfassbarebielecki Жыл бұрын
@@theoneblock7107 They want to be pirates. A normal person becomes a thief in desperate times. A pirate is a brutal murder. They just take advantage of the non-existence of a navy. Desperate people steal from you, but scum kills you or holds you hostage.
@HyperHrishiHD5 ай бұрын
Alright then, instead of going to school, I’ll go become a pirate in Somali instead 😂
@aaravsingh97036 ай бұрын
BRO WHY DOES THE FIRST GUY LOOK LIKE AJ FROM BETA SQUAD
@crispasmr54888 күн бұрын
Thats what I thought and he's also from Somalia
@antoniobarera64 Жыл бұрын
"Pirates of Somalia" next Disney movie
@mcbonney Жыл бұрын
Is that the movie name?
@henk-3098 Жыл бұрын
It would've been hilarious if pirates of the caribbean had a small cameo of Somalian pirates in a motor boat wearing AK-47s.
@tegarandikash Жыл бұрын
Considering that johnny depp wouldn't play, it might be possible
@GoldeNx7 Жыл бұрын
Or rather "Pirates of the Horn of Africa"
@cormarcormar Жыл бұрын
Your favorite disney characters sell oil in the black market!
@charlibravo371 Жыл бұрын
As a Somali, I can say without a doubt, Pirates don't care about off loading the cargo. They simply want to use the cargo, ship, and more importantly the people ransom. Because there is no limit to how much people will pay for the release of people. Cargo and the ship on the other hand can be written off.
@velvet9816 Жыл бұрын
heyyyoo another somali 🙌 though im from somaliland ahah
@theoneblock7107 Жыл бұрын
@@velvet9816glad to see another Somali from Somalia
@Anwar_._ Жыл бұрын
@@theoneblock7107 Oh!
@theoneblock7107 Жыл бұрын
@@Anwar_._ What?
@Anwar_._ Жыл бұрын
@@theoneblock7107 You Farax?
@user-it3gp4vm1z6 ай бұрын
Better profit margins unless a naval ship is nearby
@KairoHakurou4 ай бұрын
And yet somali pirates will be the first to fall while apple continues to maintain it's business 😂😂😂
@yousseftrab36153 ай бұрын
atleast they are always in touch with water unlike you
@thejay89632 ай бұрын
Ehh...
@SpeedKing..15 күн бұрын
LMAOO@@yousseftrab3615
@mcaz0we10 Жыл бұрын
" Look at me I'm the captain now " what a movie that was , it's incredible tbh .
@kamuda1982 Жыл бұрын
Captain Phillips 2013
@imbahzor Жыл бұрын
Too bad the crew in real life tells a completely different story of what kind of a person Phillips was, this movie should've never been made to idolize him
@elonbust2421 Жыл бұрын
The same guy who saved captain Phillips also killed Osama bin laden
@user-gt5me3nf6b Жыл бұрын
@@imbahzor was he in real life more of a coward than he was in the movie? Or like he wasn’t that much of a main characyer
@Hello-oo2lc Жыл бұрын
As a somali, lemme just say that not all of us are pirates😅
@tommybee8181 Жыл бұрын
How is life like there?
@theancientsancients1769 Жыл бұрын
@@tommybee8181 This video is misleading! No pirate attacks took place in the last 5 years! Somalia is rebuilding again as the civil war ended and piracy are out of fashion due to law and order returning
@asiangaming8409 Жыл бұрын
Look at me, LOOK AT ME. I am de captain now
@witheeeeeerx Жыл бұрын
@@theancientsancients1769 What do you even expect from American KZbinrs
@mrgeeljir1628 Жыл бұрын
@@theancientsancients1769 this dude said there is no school system in somalia 😂😂
@prostoychel710617 күн бұрын
Soviet Union: Comrades! We need to make a warship look like a tanker
@putrabima8776Күн бұрын
You know their makin profit when one of the parents are cordinating a super tanker with an iphone
@nolife910 Жыл бұрын
*"The One Piece... is real!"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_
@garlicbread1575 Жыл бұрын
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
@enviousshade1770 Жыл бұрын
@@garlicbread1575 So high
@Basil_omri Жыл бұрын
@@garlicbread1575 SOO HIIIIGGHHHH
@Hasan_D.Peasant Жыл бұрын
@exdag (EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY)
@adityasamale211 Жыл бұрын
Whitebeard the strongest pirate
@DVDvalorant3 ай бұрын
🇺🇲 usa: "did u say oil?"
@Intrusive_Thought1763 ай бұрын
Dawg just because someone says oil Doesn't mean you need to restart a dead joke 💀
@SheepA2233 ай бұрын
Those ships need freedom and democracy🇺🇸🦅
@Intrusive_Thought1763 ай бұрын
@@SheepA223 houthi rebels to innocent cargo ships:
@charmityambassador2 ай бұрын
" THE OIL TANK... " " THE OIL TANK IS REAL !!! "
@jacquelinel3608 Жыл бұрын
On this episode of “how much money could you make from this side hustle”
@mcdonaldnweze Жыл бұрын
Bro😂😂😂... Just what I was thinking...
@zoulkarneinbagagnan3995 Жыл бұрын
That ain’t no side hustle that’s a main hustle
@evanalderete1311 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@timmycrw91 Жыл бұрын
I love the part about where you say that they, “find an investor”LMAO
@abdullahi1093 Жыл бұрын
We usually supply them with boats and weapons or just sell the info
@senbhapiro3448 Жыл бұрын
@@abdullahi1093 we?
@farhan4 Жыл бұрын
@@senbhapiro3448 yes, WE
@suspicioustumbleweed4760 Жыл бұрын
@@abdullahi1093 I’m gonna send ya to Davy jones’ locker ARRRRRGH
@stefan-ox8qs Жыл бұрын
I will nit be suprised that some big fish companys use these pirates against there compatition.
@DrPhileatskids2 ай бұрын
"3 million barrels of oil" USA: Knock knock
@Cheeseminecraftsmp5 күн бұрын
Apple employee in their next meeting: now here me out
@angelmorales8874 Жыл бұрын
"YOU LIVE IN A DEEEESEEERT..."
@Hellochatt Жыл бұрын
"look at this, this is SAND. You know what this will be in a few hundred years? it'll be FUCKING SAND!"
@writtenoff85yo Жыл бұрын
Go to where the food is 😂
@TRXLLGE Жыл бұрын
“NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE. NOTHINGS GONNA GROW OUT HERE”
@lapiswolf2780 Жыл бұрын
@Placeholder name because I'm not creative *sad New Mexico,Texas,Arizona,Nevada,South California noises*
@damiencross7334 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see so many sam fans on this random youtube clip
@boredcat1137 Жыл бұрын
"Look at mi" "look at m-" *dead*
@doom522 Жыл бұрын
nah he just got some random bullet in his brain
@ImaReign Жыл бұрын
I don't get why he is teaching us how to raid an oil tug
@aurchitexture Жыл бұрын
"Last chance to look at me, Hector"
@tymortoldi1250 Жыл бұрын
🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎💥💥💥
@CakeMaster4725 күн бұрын
Cargo was so good in rust they added it irl
@cay780915 күн бұрын
everybody gangsta till some random ass us navy ship sails close
@foxlol8584 Жыл бұрын
Bro just legit asked the boys to become pirates
@RobertTys Жыл бұрын
ONE PIECE IS REAL
@Vexxel256 Жыл бұрын
@@RobertTys THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAl!
@ssm4.chillpollo Жыл бұрын
@@Vexxel256 CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER (HIGHER)
@PrinceWrigley Жыл бұрын
“Did you say…. Oil🤨”
@SalmanAli-zo2go Жыл бұрын
Looks like those tanker need some freedom
@billysbigworld6166 Жыл бұрын
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@nezzled Жыл бұрын
OiI
@Saffins Жыл бұрын
CAWWWWW 🔫 🦅 🇺🇸 MURICAAA
@Fabz._1211 ай бұрын
_My pronouns are U S A 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲_
@Flipper-thebest17 күн бұрын
Bro is convincing me to become a pirate 😂😂
@Astrocetus_GMOD2 ай бұрын
Every one gangster till the us navy pulls out the c-ram.
@Daubloonbandit Жыл бұрын
Alternate ending: Russian spetsnaz raids the ship with a missile cruiser and helicopter.
@voler_1925 Жыл бұрын
Lol, you think Russia cares about hostages?
@Daubloonbandit Жыл бұрын
@@voler_1925 not really but when its one of their giant oil tankers they will.
@voler_1925 Жыл бұрын
@@Daubloonbandit darn, I didn't think that far ahead.
@Daubloonbandit Жыл бұрын
@@voler_1925 yeah XD
@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Жыл бұрын
Remember that time they killed all 300 hostages of some terrorists XD.
@kelvincha5492 Жыл бұрын
Alright guys, I'm forming a crew.
@ramens Жыл бұрын
I’ll be your swordsman!
@thefunnyzean Жыл бұрын
I'll be the lookout!
@terengan245 Жыл бұрын
I'll be your cook!
@meem4606 Жыл бұрын
Every good modern pirate crew needs an ak guy!
@huh4577 Жыл бұрын
I'll be the sniper!
@LittleinnocentJimmy23 ай бұрын
Nah, some oil tankers now have armed guards with them 😅
@DosEsbien3 ай бұрын
Shoot I might just have to swap professions 😂😂
@baseplate_462 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being that CEO that goes “I know where I’ll steer this oil tanker. Around the Somali coast line!”
@joshuaspath6923 Жыл бұрын
They have to pass Somalia to get through the Suez Canal. It’s still cheaper to pay off the pirates than sail all the way around Africa.
@nekajuii Жыл бұрын
If something sounds this stupid at first, *there's a reason for it*.
@bobfg3130 Жыл бұрын
If he hires enough guards that's not an issue. One look and the pirates will leave.
@bobfg3130 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspath6923 No. They just hire guards.
@arrw Жыл бұрын
Hilarious to think a CEO would be making that decision or being on an oil tanker.
@ife3343 Жыл бұрын
"Look at me, I'm the captain now" had me💀😂
@akmalnasser9469 Жыл бұрын
Never get old
@jarrod4115 Жыл бұрын
You sound like you never seen the movie
@akmalnasser9469 Жыл бұрын
You can tell?
@MonkstaRS3 Жыл бұрын
@@akmalnasser9469 neither do the pirates XD
@OURThings-fm2lz25 күн бұрын
Just like that one meme "Am Juliette now".😂😂😂
@ekihmjohndelrosario15686 күн бұрын
plot twist: the money was just counterfeit
@Steven_McCrae Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing the pirate’s trying to get a tanker full of guys with automatic weapons to stop 😆 …. I’m sure you’re shocked to hear didn’t end well 💀
@Philippines2333 Жыл бұрын
They ded fr
@NormalBoy. Жыл бұрын
Ok 👍
@ConsentDeath Жыл бұрын
Less expensive with security long term no? How often do they take over cargo ships lol
@Steven_McCrae Жыл бұрын
@@ConsentDeath not often to be fair but not for lack trying 😆
@Snay1998 Жыл бұрын
Risk and reward XD
@ngiallag2792 Жыл бұрын
don't remember this being on my career advisor options at school .
@dank-n-clips Жыл бұрын
Well your country wasn't taken advantage of by larger nations ruining your livelihood by catching/killing all the fish there
@watdadogdoin340823 күн бұрын
"Last chance to look at me, captain."
@cultofhampter4 ай бұрын
They got that grindset fr
@shazilshaikh9478 Жыл бұрын
"Is there luffy in somalia?"
@yushwakun Жыл бұрын
yes
@johnsonfromml8662 Жыл бұрын
there is also captain jack sparrow
@stanleybochenek1862 Жыл бұрын
Fluffy
@SomaIipirate Жыл бұрын
In one piece there is a Somali character, BlackBeard.
@lonnpton5239 Жыл бұрын
THE ONE PIECE
@crimsonraider1197 Жыл бұрын
“I think I know what we’re doing today Ferb.”
@Yossarian92111 ай бұрын
This deserves way more likes.
@ZO-IZ11 ай бұрын
this deserves to be top comment
@user-ht7bf9bk1l6 ай бұрын
Thenonempiecd
@user-ht7bf9bk1l6 ай бұрын
SSSHOULD have been there and there is no need for me a lot to get back in touch again in a couple weeks to see what we have to much in and out for a couple more weeks to to what we have to much in and out on Friday for another one of these as we have a couple 3z for the bundle but I'll have a few minutes to look into a few other bits in my head and
@abdo_rezak351321 күн бұрын
They be running with real bounties and shit 💀
@Realas1992 ай бұрын
Samolia: we stole the oil USA : YOU GOT WHAT
@youdontknowme8129 Жыл бұрын
This is clearly the best recruiting video ever!
@peri_chat Жыл бұрын
Somali pirate marketing campaigns
@VladmirPutin232 Жыл бұрын
Nowadays Maritime Companies hir security guards (with guns ofcourse) to protect the oil tankers and vessels from these pirates while passing through the Horn of Africa
@joeb6750 Жыл бұрын
The contractors they hire often have their own support vessels to stage in international waters so they can stow their gear when ships enter ports that have restrictions on weapons.
@donmadara34923 ай бұрын
He forgot to mention they almost never succeed in taking it 😂
@AlexisQuima22 күн бұрын
Pirates gangsta Till they attack a *battleship*
@SimplyAnAxolotl.official10 ай бұрын
“It can hold a load of oi-“ United states: DID YOU FKIN SAY OIL?!
@edmundliankalang59255 ай бұрын
They have to race the pirates to find the One Barrel
@dam783 ай бұрын
baseless lol
@rickyrickalvous29823 ай бұрын
Time to welcome Somalia to democracy
@Intrusive_Thought1763 ай бұрын
Average Foreign kid
@tu1469 Жыл бұрын
Last time I saw a video about these pirates, they were being warning shot by a machine gun and backed off
@blackdiamond5091 Жыл бұрын
@@koolkid9761dude thinks every Kroger ship has a machine gun
@hungry_lama7 ай бұрын
@@blackdiamond5091the best they have is a water "turret" and some nets like if they would use guns like they would be "cancelled" for killing "poor innocent" people
@blackdiamond50917 ай бұрын
@@hungry_lama poor people you think those group men with ak47 that's trying to kill you is poor people
@hungry_lama7 ай бұрын
@@blackdiamond5091 no i don't think like that but the activist think
@couchpotatoes51585 ай бұрын
@@hungry_lamabuddy what
@therealtaco7328Ай бұрын
“Longest coastline in africa” Madagascar:
@mitchdavis7583Ай бұрын
A dude who steals a chocolate bar has a higher profit margin than Apple.
@apigeon5328 Жыл бұрын
Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!
@reactingcats7320 Жыл бұрын
Hol up
@largeman5788 Жыл бұрын
@@reactingcats7320 wait a minute
@reactingcats7320 Жыл бұрын
@@largeman5788 somethings wrong i can feel it
@Endlessly1_ Жыл бұрын
Nahhh
@bcgaming42363 ай бұрын
Im actually going to go there next year for summer vacation 💀
@trikooo6 ай бұрын
everybody gangsta until the a-10 goes *_BRRRRRRRT_*
@clintonhollingsworth79936 ай бұрын
Or Navy SEALs go *psft*
@Morbpious5 ай бұрын
Bro they ain't gonna sink a super tanker that's probably more expensive than anything a Somali pirate could steal in a lifetime
@IK_MK5 ай бұрын
@@Morbpious I think even the dumbest Somali pirate knows sinking a tanker is not a good idea🤦🏾♂️
@dadsa-yf6mq3 ай бұрын
@@Morbpious how will some bullets sink a entire huge boat
@smiley123963 ай бұрын
Why would they shoot the tanker @@Morbpious
@gloopdogg1145Ай бұрын
So Usain Bolt now runing for ships 😂
@lucasbruh966 ай бұрын
THE OIL BARRELS... THE OIL BARRELS ARE REAL!!!!!
@iivin4233 Жыл бұрын
It's important to note that the first pirate crews started out as parts of a volunteer coast guard. They were trying to protect their waters from overfishing. They did not succeed and so turned to piracy.
@raashidiinabdullahi5583 Жыл бұрын
hey that was 8 to 10 years ago and they were few former fishermen who discovered big ships for fishing and other industries taking advantage of the Somali sea coz there's no functioning government others dumb toxic chemicals and garbages to the Somali sea and running out of fish in the sea that was their main income anyways they were bad guys in a way but no its all over long time ago
@zir456 Жыл бұрын
@@raashidiinabdullahi5583 nah, It's still a crime so They still bad guys
@iivin4233 Жыл бұрын
@@raashidiinabdullahi5583 That's pretty much what I heard. I thought it was important to say that they didn't come from nowhere.
@raashidiinabdullahi5583 Жыл бұрын
@@zir456 I agree they don't represent us them and alshabab gave us bad images but we are getting better and Somalia will be just like any other country pray for us
@AM-mu2kv Жыл бұрын
@@zir456 and those ships travelling illegally through somali waters are criminals too