Some Dirty Jokes For Your Pleasure | Fern Brady | Sydney Comedy Festival

[@ashuggtube]

“Never thought of myself as bisexual, I just thought I was a legend” 😂😂😂😂

[@rol9408]

"baby... you're looking kinda anemic" 😂

[@lucarossi8442]

"Bon apetit"... 🙂

[@DESIGNERKL7]

Best joke of all time

[@kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512]

"DUP demands apology." Every time a comedian is asked to apologise and they don't, an angel get's their wings.

[@samhughes9631]

*gets

[@kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512]

This guy getz it👏 @@samhughes9631

[@garybrocklehurst6784]

​@@samhughes9631 I think spelling and grammar are gonna be lost skills in a generation or so. Part of me wonders if you're autistic too. I was tempted to use the possessive your rather than the contraction 😂

[@theTrend7]

I love Fern,that crowd was sleepy though,geesh

[@pakde8002]

Or maybe she's not very funny

[@falsemcnuggethope]

They probably didn't understand the language.

[@ibast1]

I'd say a combination of not understanding her and the fact sexuality jokes aren't edgy in Sydney. Along with San Fran, Sydney is a gay capital of the world. she strikes harder where it's still not as normalised.

[@Aritro77]

Yeah as others have said, the accent might have been a barrier and that DUP stuff might have landed better if they were familiar with the references.

[@DarthD00bius]

The "shoot you in the kneecaps" was a next-level joke she just kind of sneaked in there.

[@occidentalist]

please explain for the dim ones like me

[@EdwardLindon]

​@@occidentalistA common response by Irish paramilitaries back in the day. Don't worry, the audience didn't get it either.

[@gidsinveenhuizenpuntnl]

Sydney was not quite prepared 😂

[@Chalmers-e9u]

It’s no cupcakes, Fern. It’s the ICING on cupcakes…😂😂😂😂

[@bransonwilson529]

I feel like like I'm not supposed to be that attracted to that accent this much but its happening lol

[@skirmish23]

I love her style. Read her book, it’s amazing

[@helgebrekke]

BRB-printin’ a t-shirt sayin’ «FERN, AH FEEL A WEE BIT ANEMIC» & bring to the next show ✌🏼

[@robertmaybeth3434]

Fern Brady is the national treasure of Scotland warts and all. She could make me laugh going through a car-wash.

[@oliviadaly4795]

I feel like she's a British national treasure, not just a Scottish one :)

[@jaydee3216]

Us Scots are very proud of our wee Fern. She is definitely a national treasure. I remember seeing her in the comedy clubs up here years and years ago. Fancied the pants off her then and still do ;)

[@robertmaybeth3434]

@@oliviadaly4795 Oh, perhaps, but if you lump the Scots in w the English I have found if there are any Scots listening, you tend to be corrected immediately innit?

[@Wandfigur]

She is a legend!

[@bluespig1]

This comedian is THE real deal.

[@AngelicusImmortus]

She’s absolutely awesome,

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Eh

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

That kneecapping joke had me winded laughing 😂

[@db5823]

Legend.

[@carlofiorletta]

wonderful, funny and I learned something about factory settings and being polite.

[@kim1085]

She’s brutal 😂love it!

[@marleybone6615]

Brilliant and insightful…oh and hilarious!

[@chanelcole5885]

I've missed Fern!

[@just-tess]

ahhhahaha the second last chapter is called Jazz...

[@flemingcourt]

This woman is brilliant!

[@mehAudio]

Fern broke the Aussies. Quite the achievement, tbh 😂

[@Gillsing]

Had to turn on autogenerated closed captions, and then google: Baraka Pineapple Flavored Gelatin Dessert Powder Never heard of it until now.

[@ADSCoachSimonB2112]

Wife always said being bye sexy was just pure genius while doing dog style, she would actually have someone else to talk about fashion tips and stuff at the same time

[@googiegress]

Worthwhile to question why we think two people in a relationship can expect the other to completely fulfill everything each of them needs in their entire lives.

[@emilydegroot6436]

I think you may be conflating and combining bisexuality and polyamory? There's the seperate idea of someone who's into both gals and guys (bisexual), and someone who's happy being non-monogamous (polyamorous). These do come up together a lot, since with throuple-type situations, there's often a mix of genders, and if you care about both of your partners, then odds are you're doing a bisexuality with liking two people of different genders, but. You can absolutely just be a straight guy who's in a relationship with two women, or a gay woman who's in a relationship with a woman who also happens to also be partners with a guy. Anyways, cheers to you and yours, y'all seem great 😄

[@xanderlee4733]

She is gorgeous!

[@33sugaD]

I can’t wait to get her book! She’s wonderful!

[@hypnotherapycw]

brilliant and brilliant... reset to factory settings.... OMG and honey, you're looking a little anemic.... im in love

[@sethdesplinter5087]

You are a Legend and I think Bisexual women are the best!

[@bmacpher]

Did someone slip the crowd ketamine? They were weirdly quiet there.

[@dondesmond7969]

Just an audience of couples not laughing because they're trying to work out how nuch of the mareial applies to them. Add in the conversation they know they're giong to have later and how their laughing will infuence that and you have good old fashioned 'not as liberal as l thought l was laughter surpression. The truth hurts and Fern takes no prisoners.

[@googiegress]

Their jaws were all sore.

[@stevend1420]

She is so funny. And I'm starting to understand accent her the more I listen to her. It's kinda hot

[@applejack10]

shes pretty cool

[@lewisloveswildtimes9565]

Oi I'm feeling a bit anemic lol

[@comdrive3865]

yes FBI this vampire right here

[@feentje92]

I mean... I am low on iron 👀

[@bigl6322]

Ok, that was some better material for her. Not usually a huge fan but she had me LOLing a couple times.

[@donjezza]

Baby your lookin' kinda anemic XD

[@bussi7859]

Brain enema

[@KayZee1957]

As much as I like her, the "Game, set, match" line just doesn't land.

[@comdrive3865]

this

[@pioneer_1148]

Agreed, IMO she's very hit and miss but when she hits she hits it's epic!

[@KayZee1957]

@@pioneer_1148 She's been one of my faves for a while now. Her getting a NF special made me happy for her.

[@RocLobo358]

5 minutes too short

[@Andreas-gh6is]

All sex is disgusting... you need a lot of sexual atttraction and/or arousal to forget that for long enough to get it over with.

[@googiegress]

I don't think this is a commonly-held sentiment. Have you looked into asexuality? Some people just are not sexual. And then there are people who can't stand the sound of eating, for example, and maybe the sensory input is super disgusting? I'm just trying to give you some leads, not trying to act like I know anything about you.

[@robertkerby2581]

Funny!

[@frentz7]

genius.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Lol absolutely not

[@Yupppi]

Are people in English speaking countries really so afraid of being bisexual? I've heard many women say that, that people don't believe you or judge you or something. I always thought it's some extreme rarity thing. Like a perfectly straight woman comes odd to me given how it was even tested in studies that women look at women differently to men looking men, quite similarly to men looking at women. And that it applied to pretty much every woman, to those considering them completely straight too. Always made me think women who assure you they're 100% heterosexual were compensating. And like what do men lose in that? Not the opportunity to see two women go at each other like in the guy's favourite film.

[@YumanoidPontifex]

legend. now i'm so turned on for fern's iron!

[@fimy3268]

:D

[@kellimoorer9032]

I would feed my boyfriends certain things so it would taste better 😊some were good tasting good because they were so healthy. I enjoyed a man’s package

[@mnkykungfu]

Dude, Sydney sucks. This set was fire, and they're sitting there acting like she's telling knock-knock jokes. I bet they went home and complained in their thoughtfully-toned-down Aussie accents how they couldn't understand a word she said.

[@AllenKnutson]

"A lot of young people are macaques"? 2:48

[@rhianlock692]

'a lot of young people at my gigs'

[@daviddeegan1740]

great performance crap audience

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Nah her jokes are just shit

[@Im_who_made_you_life]

Mmmm rainbow kissing

[@nonyadamnbusiness9887]

Wow, her timing was way off on this one. She's usually spot on.

[@neithere]

WDYM? The pauses were too long or what?

[@denverstrong473]

​@@neitherei think this was too fast. The timing kinda comes from the audience. Let them digest the joke before you hand them another one. Her other clips have MUCH better timing and don't feel rushed. Believe it or not, comedy is still a conversation

[@commonsense4257]

once and awhile it got a bit cringy...sorry

[@js_models]

It’s a meh from me, sorry.

[@therealchris]

what was this word again, that decribed a woman that is completely different to most of the women you know? oh yes: "funny"... Fern is really funny.

[@stefrost4029]

Women are as funny as anyone else, incel.

[@tbwatch88]

yucky.

[@_DarkEmperor]

This is so boring.

[@raystewart6524]

Not even funny..

[@kimmathis1945]

got the picture, another comedienne blabbing about sex…

[@scottmcadam4509]

I am a huge comedy fan This is failure to deliver Saw her live and she was just as bad She really needs better material and learn how to connect with her audience

[@leonmosk8462]

Wrong.she's great.😂❤

[@carlgriffiths859]

Poor material delivered without finesse.

[@jonathanpanelcraft8964]

Awful, basic, not funny, just sickly.

[@mjsicinski]

But enough about yr mom.

[@jameselliot9114]

thank you for your input

[@hypnotherapycw]

and you're white too, arent you... imagine that, a cis het white man with an opinion. are you xSTAIN too?

[@just-tess]

basic??? you can keep your shit opinions (to yourself) but this is factually *not* basic.

[@eclectica1]

So you don't get it. Back to your colouring books.

[@kjamison5951]

The DUP are a very conservative, Christian political party who have made their position clear on anyone who isn’t heterosexual. Fern Brady sounds like she is channeling Jerry Sadowitz in this clip. All I heard was anger and shock value, it wasn’t comedy.

[@mattparker8747]

Not quite. The DUP are the political wing of the UVF, much like Sinn Fein are the political wing the the IRA. They're basically terrorists with clipboards instead of guns

[@AdamMclardy]

So you didn’t understand the jokes ?

[@terranovarubacha5473]

Fern IS a legend

[@User3749cvndhkcgk]

Disgustingly disgraceful

[@shelliK18]

that last one, I'm not saying no way, just, yah, that's a hard ask...

[@billbrobaggins221]

Fern is amazing. Love her work.

[@arthurwatts1680]

She must have caught that crowd before they had been to the bar, although I admit that hearing the same material a second time is rarely a knee slapper. Melbourne would have given her a better reception.

[@RonsHere123]

How Hard is it to Not Smash The Avocado's?