Some Of The Best of C. Montgomery Burns

[@kevincaldwell4707]

The "Cause of parents death: Got in my way" is just the perfect thing for Mr Burns to say.

[@MichaelSheffield-ox8yd]

My father's last words were, "Be careful with that thing, son, I don't think the safety's on."

[@MrFoxtheSpy]

Man's Social Security number was 2

[@ravensbreedsmyth1367]

Damn Roosevelt!

[@colddickrick2927]

Who ya think Is number 1

[@erinthesystem9608]

I always appreciate when they poke fun at how over-the-top ancient Mr.Burns is supposed to be. It's like a running "Yo' momma" joke.

[@Garibaldi1]

"Cause of parents death.. Got in my wayyy"

[@garra123454]

@@erinthesystem9608 just remember he was born in pangea

[@maromalul9134]

"Cause of parents death - Got in my way" damn

[@The-Deadite]

Is funny cuz her mom appears alive in a further episode lol

[@Mir_Aakib]

​@@The-Deadite*his

[@cdname47]

The best burns scene is when he can't stop laughing at that crippled Irishman Him giggling in Church gets me every time

[@roberthaworth8991]

Or when he’s talking with his election team about the White House, “…the God-given property of the Republican Party!”

[@leociresi4292]

“Who’ll care for me wee bearns?”😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

Exactly my reaction when I read the bible

[@Sly88Frye]

I love how the middle of this video is a compilation of Mr Burns just always forgetting Homer Simpson's name.

[@Kenshiroking99]

But they missed the best one. Burns walks in on Homer writing his name all over the walls in a crazy breakdown. *1 second pause* “who the devil are you?”

[@Sly88Frye]

@@Kenshiroking99 Oh yeah they definitely should have included that one 😂

[@jjyoutube3173]

Ikr lol

[@VincentK.McMahon]

The dialogue between burns and the doctor when he’s explaining the results is some of the best comedy writing ever

[@someofthebest7260]

you may shake my hand. Under the circumstances, I'd rather not. EEH?

[@9Dunk]

"Outta the way, chowderhead!"

[@borntoclimb7116]

True

[@DK-nv9zu]

Fact.

[@legendofo4094]

"It seems all your diseases are in perfect balance. If you have a moment, I can explain" checks his watch "well..."

[@GV213]

By far my favorite character in the simpsons world..my favorite was during the plant inspection..when they rang he says " how dare you disturb me during nap time"

[@alexsm3882]

Half of the video is Burns wondering who Homer is 😂

[@AidanTheCross]

Simpson eh?

[@bmstylee]

Who the devil are you?

[@mariamix.1074]

Simpson eh?

[@leociresi4292]

I’ll remember that name!

[@Crasher1982]

"damn you paparazzi! Beaten by an infant, how humiliating" *flash* haha

[@renakunisaki]

📸 what a scoop!

[@jjyoutube3173]

😂

[@Asahamana]

But why would Krusty buy hes own cereal? He knows whats in it 😄😄😄😄

[@nangstv5278]

Probably the same reason people who work at KFC still eat KFC

[@Asahamana]

@@nangstv5278 but Krusty is a millionaire?

[@nicolasneal204]

​@@Asahamana no he isn't he spends way more then he makes it's a constant joke that despite his show and all of his merchandising he's basically one bad day away from being bankrupt

[@jmbthegreat]

​@@nicolasneal204 Don't forget his various addictions including cigarettes, alcohol, and ground-up moon rocks.

[@TheMpo1986]

He bet his merchandizing rights against the harlem globe trotters the generals were due! LOOK HES JUST SPINNING THE BALL!!

[@TheSuperSpud]

It’s kinda adorable how burns saw Kristy getting his own cereal so thought that’s what everyone did lol

[@chrissinnett9398]

"We call that an unrequested fission surplus", kills me every time.

[@treecity891]

I like that Smithers is in Mr Burns mental dictionary under “running dog”.

[@mattias77]

I see I'm not the only one who paused and read everything 😅

[@siavashsabet2462]

Best line ever: he thinks Homer is a “freethinking anarchist”. 😂🤦🏽

[@mattias77]

So when Mr Burns is looking through the dictionary in his head I paused and read it all.. nothing much that stands out but when it gets to "Running Dog : One who does someone else's bidding : Lackey, ie (SMITHERS)" I almost died. I knew the writers couldn't resist putting something funny in there!

[@polreamonn]

Good spot.

[@DK-nv9zu]

Burns having a little bit of hysterical pregnancy always cracks me up

[@LvieMolehane-xr9sx]

01:50 "you made a powerful enemy today my friend😂😂😂"Mr burns"

[@Darkstar263]

Cause of parents death: *Got in my way*

[@erinthesystem9608]

I love the Citizen Kane "retirement party" which totally ignored the man who was retiring, in favor of dancing girls singing the praises of Mr.Burns. It's one of my favorite Mr.Burns segments.

[@bluetrane65]

That music in the grocery store scene makes this feel like a fever dream

[@olliefoxx7165]

"Family...Religion...Friendship... these are the 3 demons you must slay to be successful in business" lol

[@Payne..]

The prince of darkness sir hes you're 11 o'clock

[@puirYorick]

Has it been acknowledged that Burns isn't in any recent episodes like nearly two seasons now? I know the Apu story and why he's being ignored now but Burns and Smithers and just the nuclear plant setting seem to have gone from the series lately just like the Kwikee Mart. I assume it's because the Smithers character portrayal is now similarly considered a negative stereotype in the 2020s but did the creators ever officially say so.

[@shadowking1380]

I have noticed a lack of old man burns in these recent episodes

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

in the more recent episodes i can remember him being in, they tried to cast him in a positive light.

[@puirYorick]

@@user-ln2go4xp6d I've only been binge watching on a catch up basis these past three or more seasons and I struggle to even recall the last plot Burns or Smithers were included with a speaking part or even referenced.

[@hungryshark4133]

Jesus christ if they keep this up they will have no characters left

[@Bigfrank88]

Isn’t it an open secret that Shearer is tired of the show? Dude’s almost 80

[@haplon33]

"Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms." **starts power drill**

[@leociresi4292]

@@haplon33 Hans Moleman:”Oh, my brains!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alex321neo]

2:08, Damn Roosevelt 🤣

[@EAcapuccino]

0:36 - How to succeed in business! 😅

[@LassieFarm]

Ketchup......Cat....Sup ?!

[@anywx550]

Fork and spoon operator!!!!!!!!

[@BartholomewJojoAndCo]

Release the Hounds!!

[@Chiko-sc1gz]

Simpson ey?

[@Scribe13013]

He really likes that vest

[@bmstylee]

Who wouldn't? It's made from real gorilla chest.

[@martysmith5260]

A lot of our current politicians look like Mr. BURNS these days.

[@leociresi4292]

Could Mr Burns be a Democrat? You make the call

[@ElmoUnk1953]

7:14 “Doesn’t ring a bell?” 🤣😂🤣

[@isaacrockefeller225]

Simpson eh

[@odin1185]

Hahahah i never realized just how much mr burns had to ask who homer was.

[@JeffreyGillespie]

I love how he incorporated ragamuffin

[@leociresi4292]

Also Mr Burns:”Mother Nature started the fight for survival, and now she needs our help? Well, I say ‘hard cheese’!”

[@mathiask7959]

I would love a pair of loafers made of former gofers

[@eduardobarrezueta5247]

Metric system? Excellent!

[@darrellalston3464]

I like Mr.Burns one my favorites on the Simpsons

[@pyromaniac354]

Damn paparazzo!! And what a scoop, always cracks me up

[@leociresi4292]

@@pyromaniac354 So, good sand today?

[@nickmontoya3001]

Reeee-cyyy-clean?

[@Bigfrank88]

The best supporting character.

[@SUEDUCE]

What’s his name? Simpson ey! I’ll remember that name. Ask 6 billion times who he is! 😂

[@fireassassin1688]

Simpson eh?

[@JeffinTD]

One of your Chair Moisteners from sector 7G.

[@justinklenk]

Maggie always comes in clutch. God's gift to humanity - -including- AND Mr. Burns.

[@bizzyizzy9526]

It's disturbing how much mr. Burns reminds me of my boss IRL 😒

[@idontsurf1]

I’m watching this before work…makes my boss’s bs more bearable.

[@ThunderwingDS]

I gotta admit Burns doesn't do the who is this whatever anymore I kind of miss it

[@peternesbitt]

The Bobo episode is based on the movie Citizen Kane.

[@bmstylee]

Including the cane from Citizen Kane.

[@Volinkrien]

9:34 always gets me. The sudden appearance.

[@Poxell91]

*_I was strolling through the GAS one dayyyyy~~_*

[@borntoclimb7116]

4:59 love this scene

[@A.Peshkov]

My favourite character

[@DBonaldi]

Excellent 🫱🏻🫲🏻

[@NeidalRuekk]

All the words in his mental dictionary are just hilarious. Running dog, one who does someone else's bidding. Lackey, IE Smithers

[@shyboy-kr1fb]

Excellent

[@nivbri]

Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?"..."There's no maybe about it, Sir."....."Excellent

[@Crasher1982]

Excellent.

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

Simpson eh?

[@calvinfingerle5868]

Rate wer die Grössere Glatze hat da kannste auch mit dem Edding auch ein Strich machen der ist in Asien

[@mattmitche11]

4:58 does he call him a “shoppier”?

[@indowneastmaine]

Just shoppie, as in short for shopkeeper.

[@BABADOOK726]

Simpson hey?

[@SoniListon-lu4cn]

Its an ending, thats enough...

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

I was surprised that Mr Burns even volunteered to give a talk at the Junior Achiever’s Club. I reckon it was some form of community service he was court ordered to do.

[@renatoannibale6040]

"Simpson, eh?"

[@Otis151]

One of my all time favorite characters in media.

[@TheRevan1337]

Simpson eh?

[@Dazlidorne]

omg, do yourself a favor and pause when the dictionary comes out and scroll through each and every word. So detailed and funny.

[@Dazlidorne]

By the way, when Mr. Burns called Lisa a ragamuffin, he was calling her a poorly clothed, often dirty child.

[@mg5347]

running dog n: one who does someone else's bidding : LACKEY, ie (SMITHERS)

[@davidmachokas5926]

Iam a Big Boy,and hysterical teenage pregnancy. 3 stooges should Sue!!! But it's Catsup. Teenage hee

[@christianmendozatapia295]

Pause and read the definition of ragamuffin... It makes the joke even better

[@Crasher1982]

One of my fave mr burns moments is the episode that was a parody of Beauty and the Beast and 101 dalmations.

[@Crasher1982]

CM Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs, Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest.

[@NauticalNightmareDeep]

Never thought I’d hear that tune again. Egypt Egypt 🇪🇬😎. My mistake. It’s “Planet Rock” !

[@omgnumbers9944]

how could you miss when Burns waxed his scalp in his effort to seduce Marge when she worked at the plant?

[@KirstyLoomams]

'Who is that goat legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib!' 😂😂

[@arufai]

Are they any real question? Asked by Mr barn😁😆😆

[@SealAngel]

Homer Bart and Burns... The three best characters in the Simpsons hands down.

[@andreasfahlen4936]

No Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns, Barney, Nelson Muntz.

[@Olee1980]

Homer, Sideshow Bob, Ralph Wiggum, Groundskeeper Willie, and Grandpa Simpson are my Top 5 Simpsons characters.

[@paceyhitman8983]

Wheres the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?

[@andrewbeswick6495]

This cute little cuddlebug is pancreatic cancer😂

[@RonInbar]

Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.

[@Nappa-q5x]

Omg so many of mr burns insults are in my vocabulary

[@henrybenitez8207]

Simpson, ay

[@theraptor8096]

"Simpson eh? I won't forget that name" proceeds to forget it the next second. Either Simpson isn't rememberable or burns simply has dementia

[@richardhart9204]

… always been the funniest Character in the show. 😂

[@jackoconnell1092]

Mr. Burns Is One Of My Favorite The Simpsons Villains Alongside Nelson Muntz, Sideshow Bob, Snake, Kang & Kodos, Fat Tony, Lyle Lanley, Jessica Lovejoy, Hank Scorpio, Frank Grimes and Russ Cargil, He’s Also One Of My Top 10 Favorite Cartoon Villains Alongside Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants), Scott Tenorman (South Park), The Tweevils (Bratz), Meldar Prime (The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), Angelica Pickles (Rugrats), Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls), Lady Waltham (The Legend Of Tarzan), James Woods (Family Guy) and Queen Vexus (My Life As A Teenage Robot).

[@leociresi4292]

Forgot Denzel Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents)

[@leociresi4292]

Place of origin Mr Burns:(Spells out)”Pangea.”😂😂😂

[@ReallyIntoxicated]

*Damn Roosevelt...*

[@ronbo30]

Hey it’s Gary Gensler in cartoon! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Darkblue4269]

What even IS catsup?

[@darrellalston3464]

SIMPSON EH

[@anthonymcglinch7503]

Haha, used to live in Rochester, MN, where the Mayo Clinic is and my dad taped for us on VHS just the part where he's in the clinic.

[@Royals1991]

Damn Roosevelt 😂

[@JinguStudio]

Simpson eh?

[@KirstyLoomams]

...or SYNAGOGUE 😅💀

[@yuhyuh9939]

Let’s all go to the lobby

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

Burns never remembering who Homer is, despite his frequent interactions with him, is one of the best running gags on the show.

[@joemay2640]

Simpson look what you have reduced me to 😂😂😂😂 ❤ Mr burns 😂😂😂

[@EBC-Bro]

He was great on Dragons Den and kills it on that Shark Tank business show.

[@TheKeyPecker]

"Simpson, eh?"

[@DarkPirate647]

Or synaGOGue