some strongly worded tma tiktoks addressed to whichever dread power it may concern

tma spoilers up to s5!
i miss the girls,,,,, [stares forlornly out a window] when will melanie georgie basria and daisy come back from the war?

[@kdenueva]

IS THE GUY WHO GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING OKAY

[@Morgast]

no he became an avatar of the vast and threw a guy off a skyscraper in paris

[@galacticmackerel4954]

i assume so, either its an edit and he didnt actually get struck or he was fine and thats why they felt ok posting the video

[@celinnejansson5679]

I mean he did challenge Zeus but getting struck my lightning is a pretty mild response from him if you know anything about greek mythology 😕

[@JaamKidd69]

"Lightning gave me abs"

[@safyakhan7857]

By "okay" do you mean if he got chased around by a lighting monster for the majority of his life until he jumped out a window? If so then yes

[@carianawaters6425]

6:49 Ok this one messed. me. up. because I thought abt it too hard. Imagine that! Imagine! What happened to the spider? Where did it land? Was it able to get out of the bag? Imagine being put into a bag and being flown up into the sky for days or weeks on end! Yeah the balloons can’t breach the atmosphere and will eventually float back down but did the spider starve? Can spiders feel their minds slip like we would floating there alone and despairing? It can’t let go of the bag I think, it’d be like us trying to jump if we were Velcroed to the ground (actually no idk if many spiders even have the ability or knowledge to jump) THEY BASICALLY SENT A SPIDER INTO THE VAST TO DIE ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT

[@mia5222]

This is EXACTLY the response I came here for

[@bugsinmybasil5206]

hello i see you are also a martin black wood kin

[@paolo4683]

@@mia5222 the web and vast are going to be in a war

[@discipleoftzeentch8384]

Yeah the spider died, either dehydration or suffocation or starvation, also no, they have absolutely zero self awareness. Im not even sure they can feel fear at all, they definitely can’t comprehend where they are

[@khaliljedidiah8096]

sorry to be off topic but does any of you know a trick to get back into an Instagram account? I was dumb lost my password. I love any tips you can give me.

[@deckofcards]

Holy shit that poor spider

[@DeadBore]

Ah, a fellow Martin kin

[@Cati_Offical]

They have been fed to the vast now :)

[@broblerone413]

@@DeadBore we must protecc the spiders

[@sethamederat5841]

gertrude: gerry, having a mental breakdown on dennys parking lot: 4:22

[@stellyfins]

gerry after he finally got rid of mary

[@amezu3559]

That one with the ice cream gives off so much blooper vibes with Martin- Edit:( 6:55) Jon: Ah yes, i am fine with sending a spider into The Vast.

[@decaserif2340]

Manuela needed more clout and you delivered, queen. Go give us blindness!! #DivineChurchRights

[@mayo3767]

god manuela's energy,,,, dramatic and unefficient. i love that for her go queen!!!

[@wolfmayfair]

THE RICE PURITY TEST ONE

[@MeowHearts]

2:41 was lowkey sad omg

[@_nehalennia]

4:22 I now have a favourite tik tok Thank you

[@soupteeths]

the spider :((( he didnt deserve that

[@Undidiridium_]

I just finished episode 179 today and screamed when the basira one came on like OUCH

[@mayo3767]

me reading this without having caught up to the last 3 eps: 👁👄👁

[@royce6485]

“Why arent the malls open...covid 19.....i hate covid 19”

[@mammon_is_god]

Gerry is rolling over in his chapter the way you kids hate

[@PrincessX-ke8tj]

6:49 I have been looking for this forever, it kills me every time.

[@Minecat101]

4:39 legit had to pause to catch my breath i was laughing so hard

[@Govnor21]

all of these are literally the funniest videos i have ever seen in my entire life, you have won

[@rashispika]

Alias Fakename 🤣 i lost it at that one

[@f_mva]

the last one... no lies detected

[@kaleighdemeter2409]

i love distortion michael sm it’s not even funny

[@CeatureFreepy]

I don't know what any of this means but I am very much into it

[@dev_vyn]

that not even emily vine is just perfect

[@rook6217]

I'm wheezing that last one was so perfect! Great for my post series finale feelings

[@tonyalighieri6613]

Peter at 4:52 though

[@evanholt1752]

13:51 Is Melanie driving? I really hope Melanie isn’t driving!

[@lurkingmoth]

BRUH THE UKULELE VILLAIN ONE WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Okay I was eating while watching this and this genuinely made me choke at least twice, this has no right being this funny

[@gardenoffoxgloves]

all of these.... are so accurate...... thank you for this gift

[@manyeyedseraphim9762]

Thank you for the Manuela representation

[@alliebean3700]

16:04 that is my exact reaction

[@Sage-kb8eq]

If only the eyepocalypse didn't happen and they all started a band.

[@percyyval]

4:56 WHY AM I CACKLING ITS SO LOW QUALITY

[@monke2229]

last one took me out

[@thumbsup8985]

14:19 could somebody pleeeeease link me this girls page? These are gold 🤣👍

[@blue9148]

does anyone have a link to the video at 5:53 ?

[@alicepersson9568]

×reads the desc× Ah yes My favourite character, Basria (_its sounds like a fchinkggcountrii haaaaaaa_)

[@cursedhal2031]

im kind of sad for the spider :(

[@JaamKidd69]

Ty mayo

[@d25102]

5:47

[@tangerine1884]

why is the fandom like this. w h y ?