SomecallmeJohnny's Sonic Adventure 2 Randomizer Story Version with visuals by me

[@adminaccessmsm]

Unironically the idea of the ark having small simulated environments like on earth is a genuinely interesting concept that could flesh out stuff like Maria teaching Shadow stuff abt earth and I DO THIS TOO MUCH BRUH 😭

[@jonhikarizx3631]

I just love how Johnny tries to read this as a serious narrative, but then cracks up at the weird ass random shit. XD

[@Takimeko]

For some reason I kinda love the idea that the Space Colony Ark just has it's own ecosystem and society separate from Earth. Also, this is just Sonic Forces 2.

[@Thedragonlover95]

Except more better

[@agentblackbird9435]

The ARK having an ecosystem reminds me of the main ship from Metroid Fusion

[@UNSCMarine117]

You know this randomizor is starting to sound more like a sonic fanfiction generator.

[@antusFireNova]

And a Great One to Say the least

[@UNSCMarine117]

@Emmett Marcelo BEGONE BOT!

[@UNSCMarine117]

@Milan Walker BEGONE BOT!

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

@@UNSCMarine117 no u

[@greninjastorm6734]

Poor Infinite man. He got lost, drowned, then took the title of president, but wasn't able to keep it He was just *there*

[@Bello_jello]

And they didn’t even know he was there. All the stuff he did was for nothing.

[@t-d5tailsdoll202]

*STORY SELECT* The Hero Story The Dark Story The Last Story The Presidential Story

[@SlickEvan]

Ahhh that's how you get the secretary screen saver.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

The Pissed On Eggman's Wife Story

[@РамильАхмедов-и6ю]

The neutral story (Characters: Cream and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh well yeah cream)

[@РамильАхмедов-и6ю]

I am certain a neutral story can be a good concept xd

[@MaxusFox23]

The "Infinite drowns" part fucking sends me XD

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Yep. I’m pretty sure this is actually how the 2016 Presidential Election went

[@unyjustice9940]

Even the Ciao's?

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Uny Justice *Especially* the Chao

[@UNSCMarine117]

Yeah it was a odd DLC.

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

@Maiden of Mystery I don’t want to admit it just yet...

[@jackepong6300]

I voted for The Obamalizard and Shadobama

[@markmorales7958]

“The plots there, but the characters are all over the place.” -Boom Knuckles Ep. 52

[@ranger2323]

No, for this randomizer it's, "The characters are there, but the plot's all over place."

[@SDEntertainment96]

See this is what happens when you Let Kojima Write a Sonic Game

[@goatprince1]

I support the idea of the ARK containing a gigantic amusement park themed around various locations in the game.

[@goatprince1]

Sonic Colors, but COOLER and with more stretched-out photos of San Francisco and accidental somersaults.

[@constantinethecataphract5949]

Plot twist. The ark is an o'Neill cylinder. A rotating space habitat whitch can actually have all these different environments

[@Dark9Volt]

Best. Sonic. Story. EVER.

[@cupcakepelle07]

Fanfic*

[@boombox2ikik239]

the craziest thing is, fix up some things and this becomes an odd yet coherent fanfic

[@tyleranimator]

Sonic destruction is making its attempt to get that title

[@Hlkariden]

16:28 Nice job putting the wrong Silver Hedgehog me. That's what I get for editing at 2am.

[@mannequia8294]

Silver became a cyborg before the start of the story, boom fixed

[@JJ_R]

@@mannequia8294 makes as much sense as the rest of this story!

[@red5158077]

To be fair it's not exactly easy to find artwork of Silver Sonic.

[@corporalregicide5248]

I thought that was intentional and you were doing a bit

[@cameroncerny1577]

Can we be honest and realize that metal Sonic and Silver Sonic are actually the most heroic characters in the story

[@DannyJennyArtz]

I love how John's narration actually syncs up with himself on the stream footage. Making it seem like he's actually narrating the story while playing the randomizer.

[@jonathanhowells7864]

Imagine showing this story to someone and not telling them it's from a randomizer, they would be like What the fuck is this shit

[@shadowbladeace1651]

There's a lot of flashbacks: I'm convinced that this is the full Series and not a Season. For some reason: I like this.

[@Christopherbellfan203]

Someone make a full animated series of this story, with full voice acting and dialogue.

[@thegamerkid6940]

We should have this animated

[@sonicmastersword8080]

It would be almost impossible to follow the plot after 3 minutes in.

[@theminecraft2516]

5:53 best moment

[@noahpulliam8212]

Ya know. I still understand this story more than kingdom hearts

[@HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ]

Omg this was Platinum thank you so much for this.

[@UNSCMarine117]

Damm Johnny is losing it by the 6 minute mark.

[@okaten3522]

If I was told this story or something like it was in the Sonic Archie Comics, I'd believe it.

[@DrDree001]

16:34 Didn't know the chao would do that

[@armae1497]

Thank you for doing this.

[@jamesknighton4489]

Best audiobook ever

[@jjc4924]

This story is beautiful!😁

[@jamesklages8790]

best sonic story ever

[@markmorales7958]

Beautiful... Amazing... Perfect... Magnificent....! I give it a -06 out of 10...!

[@masterxthelegend4307]

My god im crying from laughter XD I want to watch the original vod of this if possible

[@SmashSSL]

Masterpiece

[@JJ_R]

I can’t stop laughing!

[@UnclePaul1995]

Wow, Who Wouldn’t Though that Eggman Won The Campaign. Love Live the Eggman Empire!

[@thethunderspirt87]

holy shit this was amazing

[@JAY-1-2-3-4]

You just earned yourself a free subscriber

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Despite the absurdity, this is tame by fanfiction standards.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

They got most of the story down pat, but it feels like there’s a big gaping hole in it, almost like they completely skimmed over the side plot about the 3rd (4th?) candidate for the election, the Green party leader, King Boom Boo

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

Nah, that's accurate. Just like in real life, nobody really takes third party candidates seriously in this universe.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 Clearly not; he apparently didn’t even make the SA2 Fandub final cut

[@Roxas2099ZX]

Now that was a trip.

[@JJ_Animation86]

Thank you for making this!

[@TheREALwymario]

I just realized the Big Foot mech is basically the Catapult from Battletech.

[@elliotsturtplus340]

Sonic Adventure Fever dream

[@Thedragonlover95]

While I may not be a fan of Johnnys channel, this is pretty funny, and almost feels like a Snapcube thing

[@quinkelly1441]

this was great

[@paoerfulone1089]

It's like someone took the most fucked up Sonic fanfics, stuck them in a blender, and the result was this shit!

[@Sonicfalcon16]

im only 7 minutes in and it feels like years. but im watching this til the end its great

[@cat_ann_]

hey i wrote this doc

[@kevintravers3988]

FANFUCKINGTASTIC!

[@justingaming9979]

Johnny vs sonic adventure 2: clusterfuck edition

[@bruvlodski317]

Which stream did johnny read this?

[@joshuatavares326]

Does anyone have a link to the stream where he read it

[@DoctorTex]

Is the video slightly off from the audio for anyone else?

[@KnightofChaos1001]

So... Does anyone have a copy of this doc anywhere, because it seems to have vanished

[@northwindkey]

Honestly, give this some slight rewrites and this is totally Forces 2. Shadow became president of a united world after Forces, Knuckles felt cheated out of it due to his role as Commander, etc etc.. Chaos could even be some rogue Phantom Ruby clone. ... About as good a story as Forces proper.

[@OrangeLightning86]

Which stream did he read the whole story came from?

[@Gmodfan750]

Awesome.

[@RacerC45]

Someone send me a link of that printed summary.

[@dusanstojsin4938]

Better story than Sonic Forces

[@jjc4924]

Better story than the original Adventure 2's story.

[@dusanstojsin4938]

@@jjc4924 I actually liked the original SA2 story, it had some plot holes but overall it was a good story.

[@jjc4924]

Dusan. Glad you enjoyed it. But personally, I was never an fan of it mainly because of the ridiculous plotholes, things that don't make sense & interrupting dialog. I'll take Adventure 1's story anyday. As dumb as that one might be, it at the very least isn't as complicated and doesn't have stupid plotholes that they just make it up.

[@jaretco6423]

Better story than Sonic 06.

[@jonathanhowells7864]

This or SA2 fandub?

[@bernebelmont1857]

This what actually happened in 2020

[@arzfan29]

There is no silver sonic, this is mecha sonic mark 3, the one from sonic 2 is mecha sonic mark 1

[@wrestlerdude6955]

Sounds like an anime

[@papersonic9941]

Still less nonsensical than Shadow's plot.

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

Are you that yesic from the Ibxtoycat subreddit?

[@kylecampbell565]

Thank you

[@ricardoadame4520]

Plz tell the script is somewhere

[@christopherbowe9346]

These videos got me barred from many pubs in my local town. It's funny but because I'm English I just laugh about infinite 🤣🤣🤣

[@wynot7196]

do you know where I can find the original clip

[@red5158077]

What clip?

[@LegitMan335]

Huh? 😐

[@aidenparker5955]

11:04

[@aidenparker5955]

11:11 - 11:32

[@aidenparker5955]

12:14

[@aidenparker5955]

15:56

[@aidenparker5955]

12:26

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

Still a better story than Sonic Forces