SOMEONE POISONED THE FOOD

[@StimpeeYT]

The Aqua bit is the best thing on this website.

[@jacobmedernach591]

The ending in particular

[@selectionn]

laughing at a homeless man eating poisoned food... how low of you

[@SamueLeumas911]

Go to sleep you sleepy gayman

[@AscertainInVain]

friendly friendly

[@gram.]

So many chromosomes Ly guys

[@carterwilliams4058]

Another game where Sam can pick through his friends brains like a raven digging through the corpse of a deer

[@Skyrealm17]

very descriptive

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@sandeeproxs]

Can youtell me the game?

[@riftsalty7562]

@@sandeeproxs dread hunger

[@tool3142]

@@riftsalty7562*

[@lilsacapuntas4763]

“Someone poisoned the food!” Sam when Abby finds his edibles

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, lil

[@Gremlor]

@@AxxLAfriku you gonna mention all 200 of your girlfriends again?

[@Albus_Rex]

@@Gremlor You don't have at least 200 girlfriends?

[@Gremlor]

@@Albus_Rex 😔

[@austin31bennett]

@@AxxLAfriku depends what school you're talking about. High school? Terrible idea. You gotta stay. KZbin won't last forever and if you can't retire off of it ain't no one gonna hired a drop out for more than minimum wage. College? You'll always have the credits so you can go back when KZbin fails. And the real secret to success is getting in a company at ground level and just being promoted upwards. No one cares about your degree they just want experience. So spend those 4 years working entry level and learning and you'll probably end up with the same job as you would have if you went through college, but you'll have no debt

[@MonsterPuniisher]

Love how Aqua still trusts Sam after everything he does, true friendship.

[@Hey_its_0nyx]

Stockholm syndrome is flourishing this time of year

[@youtubeaccount2139]

No it’s just because he’s a KZbinr and he wants to continue being relevant under sams shadow

[@strategicrager1891]

@Rickro aye man let him feel important for a single night man he probably finally got hard enough to get off for the first time in his life off of insulting someone in “defense” or some bs for Sam who would absolutely hate this kid too but still man gotta let him have this one joy in his miserable life

[@bigmak5891]

@@strategicrager1891 Jesus, lmao

[@strategicrager1891]

@@bigmak5891 aye gotta use KZbin for something man

[@jimbo189]

"You gotta lure them into a false sense of security, and then... YOU GET EM"- Bill Cosby

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@sorina9130]

Lmao

[@Ju5-I-S0m36UY]

apparently the courts in a false sense as well...

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

That rat dance Sam did at 1:46 is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@kangkillmonger7416]

I need that song lol

[@bostonian4650]

@@kangkillmonger7416 same

[@Ayrehead]

@@kangkillmonger7416 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4LEZY1-jNdko7c

[@crimsonskies5611]

​@@bostonian4650 its by the artist your Best friend jippy

[@ratlosmappy]

@@kangkillmonger7416I like this right here - Beat Tape 26, Your Beat Friend Jippy

[@astronautindisguise]

Title made me think Abby finally got sick of Sam’s shit

[@gram.]

When you watch these videos, you can so easily forget this man is a married father of two 1:46

[@ffurg8914]

@@gram. When the fuck did he get a second child?

[@JudeOhHecc]

@@ffurg8914 about 2 months ago I think

[@xcmodev1558]

Abby tries with every meal, but Sam is secretly an adept chemist, a master in the art of antidotes

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@sneaky_stache9150]

That bit where Aqua found out the food was poisoned and shot sam down like a dog was something right out of a Tarantino movie.

[@thatsabingo6695]

Yeah it felt like something pulled out of the hateful eight

[@caticat4566]

Social deduction games are Sams way of getting back at society, and aqua's large forehead

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

666th like.

[@kromzilla3781]

Everytime I see these I feel like Sam is trying to give clues to his future plans when he takes all his friends to a hiking trip. Like a modern day Zodiac killer

[@humphreybrogart8392]

The Appalachian Massacre

[@jashin3195]

God sam's nose is looking mighty fine in the thumbnail

[@syntheticfever9411]

extra curvy

[@taterater1052]

Extra chosen

[@FreshPwncakez]

@@taterater1052 God's chosen schnozes

[@ThePlayer920]

I think this is the first time he's shown it unedited

[@rvng3-e9p]

Life imitates art, and Hank Schrader certainly is a masterpiece.

[@davidalexander5161]

When the wife and kids are gone for a few minutes and the vr headset is warmed up and your fleshlight is ready for some lovin': 1:45

[@rinkashikachi]

You mean his new autoblower machine

[@davidalexander5161]

Thats right! lmao His Fleshlight was coom-molded. Classic Sam.

[@somander]

Dude you're gross

[@somander]

No way anybody in your life likes you I'm calling it

[@Shumblor]

This was honestly the best part of that stream, the absolute vendetta in aqua's voice is so priceless 🤙

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

Link to it lol?

[@Shumblor]

@@tadhgmcelligott3693 No.

[@Retrovoider]

@@tadhgmcelligott3693 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3XJpKKIia2CsMUsi=51eWNdHdcR3mKm8k&t=6098

[@Its_LumberJack]

Sam's little rat dance after he poisons aqua is perfect😂

[@tagtrenton8659]

"Oh shit he's into the Old Testament 💀" 6:01

[@PBJ__YT]

It’s been nice watching Sam slowly drain Aqua of his humanity over the years

[@nirvana613]

Sam finally made Aqua feel the way he feels every time he goes out in nature with his brother

[@MrPoopenFarten]

Aqua's immediate execution of Sam is simple forshadowing of what is to come in future encounter.

[@Dpyrt]

Just as God intended.

[@dr.kaspar7856]

I love how he says “someone” as if we don’t already know it’s him

[@grimreefer9324]

"Metal scrap! if you take a hunk of metal scrap and throw it at a dog it'll kill them!" Let me just write that one down, then. Good to know.

[@hashmash12]

Said Poob

[@sora24682]

The Hank face is literally the perfect description of why these games are brilliant

[@jamesshort8338]

aqua holding a gun to sams head and sam is worried about the puke being on him

[@creamboyfuengshwei]

1:20 """"The look"""" is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

[@creepysinisterpasta]

The editing on that aqua bit was very simple but literally perfection Lmao

[@wesleykill33]

Damn, that photo of aqua at the end shows how far he really has gone. Don’t smoke crack kids.

[@kenshi_cv2407]

1:20 the moment aqua realized that sam is heisenberg

[@dangerzara]

0:13 stereotypical nerd voice

[@Underground_Lights]

2:28 The crusin' usa music brings me back holy

[@ronnie9379]

that voice at 7:34 is priceless

[@tinysupreme6417]

5:20 I love how Sam attempted to guide Willard into the trap then played it off so well when he got knocked down.

[@xXx_AltF4-xXx]

9:51 Sam is the sole reason why companies put obvious warning labels on their products

[@hoff4301]

They look at you and realize it's too late

[@ren4issance-754]

Aqua is slowly realizing his dreams of transitioning into a homeless man. Got admire the fact he’s chasing his dreams.

[@frossassin213]

that look on his face when he through up priceless.

[@miguelmont.1111]

_Oh that RAT!_ *Sam proceeds to do the rat dance of success*

[@grimreefer9324]

KZbin recommended it to me 36 seconds after it came out 35 seconds too damn LATE

[@rogerhill9559]

"Don't go into that Union Jack" bit is hilarious.

[@osamallama420avs5]

1:49 man's out here doing the Wamai sidestep IRL

[@Shamu2000]

That aqua edit had me wheezing

[@argonile2344]

2:36 nice CARS USA theme song, absolutely love the choice in music!

[@RedMenace0]

Sam is training for the eventual murder of his wife, and how he can get away with it

[@SubparDragoon]

Well he needs to get to her first or she'll get to him.

[@lewis541]

Abby knows much more about Criminal minds than he does, Sam is fucked.

[@RedMenace0]

@@lewis541 not if shes already dead

[@arbiter-]

Sam can't even give away virtual food, his daughters are starving, surviving only on the shell of 1 m&m per day if they manage to use the toilet correctly.

[@TheJzako]

Aqua is finally starting to look healthy.

[@Noah_Pearson]

He started laying off the heroin a few weeks ago hopefully he wont cave in

[@taterater1052]

lmao

[@darkironsides]

1:45 The rat dance

[@rhinowashere]

"He's in the fetal position, he will be alright"

[@teasbags]

The part about the captain being the one who can’t drive is so true. Whenever my friends and I play any pirate game I am always captain and I don’t have my license

[@firinne]

"We know you're gonna fail, but we want you to try anyway" -general sam 2021.

[@Shaded_Wanderer]

That cruisin soundtrack you used got me nostalgic of my N64

[@spoolofflarn8760]

"No! Wait...don't shoot. Let em burn."

[@PuffTheMagicDragon11B]

I like how Poob "has no words" when he's betrayed by Sam. He knows Sam way too well lmao

[@musachi5999]

Seeing Aqua’s brain tick over is just the best.

[@WTF-Viper]

LOVING the frequent uploads keep up the work Sam 🙏🏼

[@lancsdragon2619]

As a great man once said *”alright”*

[@wisewizard9552]

I love the little rat dance

[@Ducaso]

1:44 The Rat Dance of Victory

[@dylanbrewer8605]

1:20 That was the best edit I've ever seen.

[@playto401]

Fun game Sam I was the guy who said it was to cold and saw you fall off the cliff with nitroglycerin and you blew your self up. Made my day lol.

[@kingrich2126]

Legend states "if you say McDonald's food review into the mirror 3 times, the boogeyaqua will appear and haunt your dreams"

[@GoldenBoar]

Hes into the old testament haha That southern Baptist kicking in

[@theobsolete]

I fucking LOST it when he sprints up to the rabbit and just punches it into a puddle.

[@michaelmarkham2102]

Poobs british impression is spot on 😂

[@BullsMahunny]

He walked in on him with 100% certainty. "SAM POISONED THE FOOD." *gives him the one piece*

[@HunterSentinel]

2:57 that’s when you make the priest give himself his lost rights.... but tell him it’s so he can try and save his own soul..... but not the other two.... dark as shit man!

[@DeimosTheDude]

Someone poisoned the Gyllenhaal

[@awesomepickel7703]

The violent judgement of your friend's intelligence was even better live.

[@Saganax]

1:46 sam when his kids get sent to daycare

[@Coleslaw693]

He wasn’t kidding about being on the edge of relevancy

[@xanthangum1217]

1:00 White people with ketchup

[@sirearctic]

I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me

[@ballisticmonkey999]

That poison dance, holy shit my ribs.

[@generaljeneral7503]

Rat dance*

[@andregarceau4563]

OMG im a little been drinkin but 1:23 i dieeeedddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the build up and everything F***ING PUREEEEE GOLDDDD!!!

[@olivereckman9961]

The Aqua part was gold. Very good

[@bigmiz3525]

When it’s a game about deceit and trickery, you know it’s perfect for our papa Rabbi

[@NeanderthalJoe]

1:15 is the funniest thing on the internet

[@JerrySpoonpuncher]

“Thas the end ennit?” As a Brit that killed me

[@MattBuckhout]

The upbeat music when you sneak axe attack is priceless

[@skoomadesu2553]

"SAM POISONED THE FOOD" he snapped

[@Dankosaurusrexxx]

Every time I see this thumbnail I think Sam is shroud... definitely because of the nose

[@tirakaninama9876]

Wow that brings me back, I'm almost certain that the music at 2:30 is from Cruisn' USA/World for N64 or some other game from back then.

[@NINE225]

Absolutely gold. This is why I love General Sam shit was fucking priceless

[@TheIrishMugFug]

1:13 omg thats the funniest shit I HAVE EVER SEEN "SAM POISONED THE FOOD!!!" BOOM

[@clickbaitcan5401]

Aqua throwing up reminded me of kurt Russell throwing up in the hateful eight, basically this vid is a cinematic masterpiece

[@code13bmb]

Hella respect for the Cruisin’ USA 64 music.

[@Blackobluna]

If the trap is for bear, it was the man with receeding hair

[@summitwertwyn5353]

Sams rat dance may be the next step in human evolution

[@corsair6579]

Oh shit he’s into the Old Testament

[@ultradeath2u]

The intro part was like that scene in the hateful eight when Kurt Russell drank the poisoned coffee

[@endlessmars5735]

6:36 one of TV Maxwell's best skits.

[@slightlyzack9404]

Aquas temples when hes eating killed me

[@nawkla6373]

I think games like this really shine sams psychopathic abilities

[@BlueBird-ql1hn]

The new cam is the perfect window into the mind of a psychopath

[@hendrik6720]

I never get tired of Sam's psychopathy. It's easily his most entertaining quality, the fact that he's an unrepentant a******.

[@kaffielekobold8695]

Fuckin love the use of the Cruisin' USA theme. Sam really is a man of culture.

[@therealbanksea]

2.30 love the cruise usa theme song from Nintendo 64

[@justingreer7181]

The dance sam dose.. 🤣 I'm dying lol

[@BensonJackie]

the end was the hardest i’ve laughed at a general sam video in a while

[@jordanfetzer3374]

Goal in life: Become noticeable enough so that I can shake Sam’s hand.

[@WangDoodleEnterprise]

i about had a fucking stroke when i heard the Crusin' sound track start playing. What a music choice.lmao

[@j3wsby]

Sam has gotten me to a point where I listen to jippy regularly