SOMEONE POISONED THE FOOD

[@StimpeeYT]

The Aqua bit is the best thing on this website.

[@jacobmedernach591]

The ending in particular

[@selectionn]

laughing at a homeless man eating poisoned food... how low of you

[@SamueLeumas911]

Go to sleep you sleepy gayman

[@AscertainInVain]

friendly friendly

[@gram.]

So many chromosomes Ly guys

[@carterwilliams4058]

Another game where Sam can pick through his friends brains like a raven digging through the corpse of a deer

[@Skyrealm17]

very descriptive

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@sandeeproxs]

Can youtell me the game?

[@riftsalty7562]

@@sandeeproxs dread hunger

[@tool3142]

@@riftsalty7562*

[@MonsterPuniisher]

Love how Aqua still trusts Sam after everything he does, true friendship.

[@Hey_its_0nyx]

Stockholm syndrome is flourishing this time of year

[@youtubeaccount2139]

No it’s just because he’s a KZbinr and he wants to continue being relevant under sams shadow

[@strategicrager1891]

@Rickro aye man let him feel important for a single night man he probably finally got hard enough to get off for the first time in his life off of insulting someone in “defense” or some bs for Sam who would absolutely hate this kid too but still man gotta let him have this one joy in his miserable life

[@bigmak5891]

@@strategicrager1891 Jesus, lmao

[@strategicrager1891]

@@bigmak5891 aye gotta use KZbin for something man

[@sneaky_stache9150]

That bit where Aqua found out the food was poisoned and shot sam down like a dog was something right out of a Tarantino movie.

[@thatsabingo6695]

Yeah it felt like something pulled out of the hateful eight

[@lilsacapuntas4763]

“Someone poisoned the food!” Sam when Abby finds his edibles

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, lil

[@Gremlor]

@@AxxLAfriku you gonna mention all 200 of your girlfriends again?

[@Albus_Rex]

@@Gremlor You don't have at least 200 girlfriends?

[@Gremlor]

@@Albus_Rex 😔

[@austin31bennett]

@@AxxLAfriku depends what school you're talking about. High school? Terrible idea. You gotta stay. KZbin won't last forever and if you can't retire off of it ain't no one gonna hired a drop out for more than minimum wage. College? You'll always have the credits so you can go back when KZbin fails. And the real secret to success is getting in a company at ground level and just being promoted upwards. No one cares about your degree they just want experience. So spend those 4 years working entry level and learning and you'll probably end up with the same job as you would have if you went through college, but you'll have no debt

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

That rat dance Sam did at 1:46 is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@kangkillmonger7416]

I need that song lol

[@bostonian4650]

@@kangkillmonger7416 same

[@Ayrehead]

@@kangkillmonger7416 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4LEZY1-jNdko7c

[@crimsonskies5611]

​@@bostonian4650 its by the artist your Best friend jippy

[@ratlosmappy]

@@kangkillmonger7416I like this right here - Beat Tape 26, Your Beat Friend Jippy

[@jimbo189]

"You gotta lure them into a false sense of security, and then... YOU GET EM"- Bill Cosby

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@sorina9130]

Lmao

[@Ju5-I-S0m36UY]

apparently the courts in a false sense as well...

[@astronautindisguise]

Title made me think Abby finally got sick of Sam’s shit

[@gram.]

When you watch these videos, you can so easily forget this man is a married father of two 1:46

[@ffurg8914]

@@gram. When the fuck did he get a second child?

[@JudeOhHecc]

@@ffurg8914 about 2 months ago I think

[@xcmodev1558]

Abby tries with every meal, but Sam is secretly an adept chemist, a master in the art of antidotes

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@kromzilla3781]

Everytime I see these I feel like Sam is trying to give clues to his future plans when he takes all his friends to a hiking trip. Like a modern day Zodiac killer

[@humphreybrogart8392]

The Appalachian Massacre

[@caticat4566]

Social deduction games are Sams way of getting back at society, and aqua's large forehead

[@riftsalty7562]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5rQlaZujL9si7c

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

666th like.

[@davidalexander5161]

When the wife and kids are gone for a few minutes and the vr headset is warmed up and your fleshlight is ready for some lovin': 1:45

[@rinkashikachi]

You mean his new autoblower machine

[@davidalexander5161]

Thats right! lmao His Fleshlight was coom-molded. Classic Sam.

[@somander]

Dude you're gross

[@somander]

No way anybody in your life likes you I'm calling it

[@jashin3195]

God sam's nose is looking mighty fine in the thumbnail

[@syntheticfever9411]

extra curvy

[@taterater1052]

Extra chosen

[@FreshPwncakez]

@@taterater1052 God's chosen schnozes

[@ThePlayer920]

I think this is the first time he's shown it unedited

[@Shumblor]

This was honestly the best part of that stream, the absolute vendetta in aqua's voice is so priceless 🤙

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

Link to it lol?

[@Shumblor]

@@tadhgmcelligott3693 No.

[@Retrovoider]

@@tadhgmcelligott3693 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3XJpKKIia2CsMUsi=51eWNdHdcR3mKm8k&t=6098

[@PBJ__YT]

It’s been nice watching Sam slowly drain Aqua of his humanity over the years

[@nirvana613]

Sam finally made Aqua feel the way he feels every time he goes out in nature with his brother

[@dr.kaspar7856]

I love how he says “someone” as if we don’t already know it’s him

[@MrPoopenFarten]

Aqua's immediate execution of Sam is simple forshadowing of what is to come in future encounter.

[@Dpyrt]

Just as God intended.

[@grimreefer9324]

"Metal scrap! if you take a hunk of metal scrap and throw it at a dog it'll kill them!" Let me just write that one down, then. Good to know.

[@hashmash12]

Said Poob

[@rvng3-e9p]

Life imitates art, and Hank Schrader certainly is a masterpiece.

[@Its_LumberJack]

Sam's little rat dance after he poisons aqua is perfect😂

[@tagtrenton8659]

"Oh shit he's into the Old Testament 💀" 6:01

[@sora24682]

The Hank face is literally the perfect description of why these games are brilliant

[@jamesshort8338]

aqua holding a gun to sams head and sam is worried about the puke being on him

[@creepysinisterpasta]

The editing on that aqua bit was very simple but literally perfection Lmao

[@tinysupreme6417]

5:20 I love how Sam attempted to guide Willard into the trap then played it off so well when he got knocked down.

[@creamboyfuengshwei]

1:20 """"The look"""" is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

[@wesleykill33]

Damn, that photo of aqua at the end shows how far he really has gone. Don’t smoke crack kids.

[@dangerzara]

0:13 stereotypical nerd voice

[@Ren4issance]

Aqua is slowly realizing his dreams of transitioning into a homeless man. Got admire the fact he’s chasing his dreams.

[@kenshi_cv2407]

1:20 the moment aqua realized that sam is heisenberg

[@xXx_AltF4-xXx]

9:51 Sam is the sole reason why companies put obvious warning labels on their products

[@Underground_Lights]

2:28 The crusin' usa music brings me back holy

[@miguelmont.1111]

_Oh that RAT!_ *Sam proceeds to do the rat dance of success*

[@ronnie9379]

that voice at 7:34 is priceless

[@rogerhill9559]

"Don't go into that Union Jack" bit is hilarious.

[@frossassin213]

that look on his face when he through up priceless.

[@argonile2344]

2:36 nice CARS USA theme song, absolutely love the choice in music!

[@PuffTheMagicDragon11B]

I like how Poob "has no words" when he's betrayed by Sam. He knows Sam way too well lmao

[@hoff4301]

They look at you and realize it's too late

[@grimreefer9324]

KZbin recommended it to me 36 seconds after it came out 35 seconds too damn LATE

[@arbiter-]

Sam can't even give away virtual food, his daughters are starving, surviving only on the shell of 1 m&m per day if they manage to use the toilet correctly.

[@WTF-Viper]

LOVING the frequent uploads keep up the work Sam 🙏🏼

[@aliyaperetch8016]

I just duct taped my headset after like 2 years of it being loose, twisted, and the entire room was able to hear what i'm watching, AND ITS FIXED AND GRIPPING MY EARS TIGHT!!!!

[@Shamu2000]

That aqua edit had me wheezing

[@teasbags]

The part about the captain being the one who can’t drive is so true. Whenever my friends and I play any pirate game I am always captain and I don’t have my license

[@dylanbrewer8605]

1:20 That was the best edit I've ever seen.

[@TheJzako]

Aqua is finally starting to look healthy.

[@Noah_Pearson]

He started laying off the heroin a few weeks ago hopefully he wont cave in

[@taterater1052]

lmao

[@kingrich2126]

Legend states "if you say McDonald's food review into the mirror 3 times, the boogeyaqua will appear and haunt your dreams"

[@michaelmarkham2102]

Poobs british impression is spot on 😂

[@rhinowashere]

"He's in the fetal position, he will be alright"

[@firinne]

"We know you're gonna fail, but we want you to try anyway" -general sam 2021.

[@GoldenBoar]

Hes into the old testament haha That southern Baptist kicking in

[@RedMenace0]

Sam is training for the eventual murder of his wife, and how he can get away with it

[@SubparDragoon]

Well he needs to get to her first or she'll get to him.

[@lewis541]

Abby knows much more about Criminal minds than he does, Sam is fucked.

[@RedMenace0]

@@lewis541 not if shes already dead

[@sirearctic]

I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me

[@osamallama420avs5]

1:49 man's out here doing the Wamai sidestep IRL

[@darkironsides]

1:45 The rat dance

[@Shaded_Wanderer]

That cruisin soundtrack you used got me nostalgic of my N64

[@HunterSentinel]

2:57 that’s when you make the priest give himself his lost rights.... but tell him it’s so he can try and save his own soul..... but not the other two.... dark as shit man!

[@wisewizard9552]

I love the little rat dance

[@playto401]

Fun game Sam I was the guy who said it was to cold and saw you fall off the cliff with nitroglycerin and you blew your self up. Made my day lol.

[@spoolofflarn8760]

"No! Wait...don't shoot. Let em burn."

[@musachi5999]

Seeing Aqua’s brain tick over is just the best.

[@Darkwater555]

Sam: "hOw DiD I PoIsoN tHE fOod?!?!" He's been outted, shot and still manages to sound genuinely mad they accused him of something he totally did lmaooo physcopath "You're puking on me!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dankosaurusrexxx]

Every time I see this thumbnail I think Sam is shroud... definitely because of the nose

[@sporkinstien6571]

"oh shit hes into the old testiment" lmfaooooo

[@GrayBeardFPS]

Been on the fence with this one if i had a bigger follower group this is a game i would play with them for sure. Love the vid as always 😅

[@Saganax]

1:46 sam when his kids get sent to daycare

[@theobsolete]

I fucking LOST it when he sprints up to the rabbit and just punches it into a puddle.

[@tirakaninama9876]

Wow that brings me back, I'm almost certain that the music at 2:30 is from Cruisn' USA/World for N64 or some other game from back then.

[@lancsdragon2619]

As a great man once said *”alright”*

[@BullsMahunny]

He walked in on him with 100% certainty. "SAM POISONED THE FOOD." *gives him the one piece*

[@NeanderthalJoe]

1:15 is the funniest thing on the internet

[@Ducaso]

1:44 The Rat Dance of Victory

[@andregarceau4563]

OMG im a little been drinkin but 1:23 i dieeeedddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the build up and everything F***ING PUREEEEE GOLDDDD!!!

[@olivereckman9961]

The Aqua part was gold. Very good

[@SeeBarjon]

Someone poisoned the Gyllenhaal

[@MattBuckhout]

The upbeat music when you sneak axe attack is priceless

[@JerrySpoonpuncher]

“Thas the end ennit?” As a Brit that killed me

[@clickbaitcan5401]

Aqua throwing up reminded me of kurt Russell throwing up in the hateful eight, basically this vid is a cinematic masterpiece

[@ultradeath2u]

The intro part was like that scene in the hateful eight when Kurt Russell drank the poisoned coffee

[@Ricks408]

That outro pic when Aqua was mates with Jesse pinkman. And that thumbnail nose... like a wicked witch 😂 nice work that was a good sunday night belly laugh from me 👍

[@punishedbung4902]

I just wanted to say I can’t stop thinking about that pic of the camping guy that looks exactly like Sam. And I can’t stop laughing about it.

[@TheIrishMugFug]

1:13 omg thats the funniest shit I HAVE EVER SEEN "SAM POISONED THE FOOD!!!" BOOM

[@NINE225]

Absolutely gold. This is why I love General Sam shit was fucking priceless

[@ballisticmonkey999]

That poison dance, holy shit my ribs.

[@generaljeneral7503]

Rat dance*

[@Vagrant-q5h]

The new cam is the perfect window into the mind of a psychopath

[@Focusright-1]

The goblin nose in the thumbnail says it all lmaooo

[@Coleslaw693]

He wasn’t kidding about being on the edge of relevancy

[@awesomepickel7703]

The violent judgement of your friend's intelligence was even better live.

[@nawkla6373]

I think games like this really shine sams psychopathic abilities

[@j3wsby]

Sam has gotten me to a point where I listen to jippy regularly

[@hendrik6720]

I never get tired of Sam's psychopathy. It's easily his most entertaining quality, the fact that he's an unrepentant a******.

[@bigmiz3525]

When it’s a game about deceit and trickery, you know it’s perfect for our papa Rabbi

[@skoomadesu2553]

"SAM POISONED THE FOOD" he snapped

[@therealbanksea]

2.30 love the cruise usa theme song from Nintendo 64

[@idontwantmanyparentstoknow8401]

That thumbnail is the best

[@corsair6579]

Oh shit he’s into the Old Testament

[@yep3422]

Can confirm when I nearly died all I could see was the Union Jack

[@BensonJackie]

the end was the hardest i’ve laughed at a general sam video in a while

[@mmatteo55]

You can't imagine my disappointment when I found this video was about a game and you weren't actually poisoned