Something About Her | Vanderpump Rules S10 Episode 14 ROAST & Recap |

[@evelinel.9827]

Joleen's Scandoval and VPR coverage is the funniest and the best!

[@violetv3958]

I love the old man jokes and how he keeps getting older with each joke. Amazing!!!!!!

[@susies8834]

The disrespect to Katie’s mom was absolutely disgusting

[@Amsie3]

Swartz is diabolical! So is Scandovile and Rachel. Literally out of nowhere coming to the back Alley and continuing to talk about the kiss. Rachel and toms were LEGIT trying to make her go insane. Repeatedly bringing up hurtful shit tlo keeip hurting and out of of the blue to keep her in pain, frustrated and confused. Hard core GASLIGHT.

[@BlueEyedNewfieGirl]

Omg I'm living for ur impersonations of Scumdoval and Rachel! Im laughing my ass off at 4am instead of sleeping- worth it!!! ❤ So glad I found ur channel love u keep up the awesome work!

[@Variant1on1]

I know from listening to your breakdowns about the Toms’ little put downs and others, that you know Sandivol is a textbook covert narc. Therefore, I know that you know exactly what you’re doing with the rapidly aging Tom bits. And I love it. 😂

[@Ruby4233]

I don't know why but "trunks full of glitter pants" was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I can't stop laughing.

[@ameliajohnston4503]

I can’t believe I like James now he’s so funny

[@shashamarie4760]

I know!! He's practically my favorite at this point.

[@susies8834]

I do too

[@ramonaesteves6569]

He was a,ways funny just problematic and obnoxious but he is extremely funny and witty!

[@lindawarren6457]

Always loved James

[@leora1912]

Same I used to not be able to stand him now he’s one of my favorites.

[@karenbarrett6734]

Scumdavol has no self awareness. He had no idea that the viewers were not loving him prior to this debacle. He truly believed that he could set this all up and then break up after the season and we would all believe that it was all Ariana’s fault

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Exactly, I never liked him, I liked Schwartz and James, I always thought Sandoval would ruin anything Schwartz had going for him just by association with this jerk...He always grossed me out

[@jordankirby4109]

It's like he forgot that there's been 8 seasons of us seeing Ariana defend him at every turn.. she always has his back.. she will call him out sometimes but almost ALWAYS is on his side... even when he rage texted Stassi before her book signing at TomTom she had his freaking back!! This guy is the lowest of the low. He does all these "nice" things for people because he still wants it to be about him while being about somebody else. He never hid his narcissistic personality well.. Stassi calls him one that episode she has jax on her podcast and he takes the sociopath quiz. I can't stand this worm with a mustache

[@tkolb2745]

Jax is his only real match . He likes to pick on the women. Ugh

[@Amsie3]

Look forward to anything VPR you do! You're so humorous and lovable. Both Toms and Rachel are twisted.

[@maureen1031]

Jolene, thank you for your hilarious and on point recaps!! ❤

[@SkarGig]

That episode being the original finale is WILD. They were just gonna leave us like that?!

[@michellekimberly6893]

I am convinced that Sandoval and Rachel wanted to provoke Katie so much that Katie hit Rachel, she’d get kicked off the show and that would elevate Rachel.

[@Amsie3]

That makes sense!

[@MegaLivlivliv]

Yes because she was literally done with Tom Shartz and didn't even want to speak to him. And they kept bugging her and antagonizing her!!! It was insane

[@bernadetteolliver4703]

Katie did so well keeping her cool, apparently Sandoval told her mum to shut the f@ck up and it was edited out according to Lala

[@emilymadsen628]

I respect Katie for not reaching out and snatching her up

[@emilymadsen628]

​@bernadette olliver omg that's terrible. Ugh he's so gross to me

[@Clowd_Dee_Day]

Ughhh I fell asleep last night but I’m watching replay lol YOU DO THE BEST IMPRESSION OF RACHEL. And my question is where is Gram ?? The last I heard he was boarded. That makes me upset she should have given the dog to James and Ally. I think she only got a dog to be on Lisa’s hood side

[@taralynnweekslovely11art58]

Omg I laughed harder at your impersonations than I have in awhile 😂😅

[@lindawarren6457]

Loving ALLLLL of Joleen’s impersonations!!!!!

[@karenhifives]

That moment with Katie trying to talk to Tom was so upsetting. You can see on her face that she so desperately is trying to get some understanding from Tom. Katie already made it clear she was done with Rachel and just wanted to clear things with Tom but Rachel inserted herself into their conversation for no damn reason! Obviously she's never loved anyone the way Katie and Ariana loved their Toms. Otherwise she wouldnt be so flippant and disrespectful. Im glad Katie stood up at the end of the episode when Lisa was asking where Schwartz was. When she said "I'm here" and got up I was like YES! This was your season! You stand! Take the stage!

[@SophieMotivator-x]

Love Love Love your impeccable opinionated breakdowns... you're my guilty pleasure! Watching your recap is my first birthday gift to myself today... thank you for making me laugh! 🎂🤣💕

[@JoleenLunzer]

Happy birthday!! 🎁🎈

[@SophieMotivator-x]

@@JoleenLunzer Thank you! 💫

[@annasibert2958]

We’re birthday twins ! 👯‍♀️ it’s my birthday too lol hope you enjoy your day!

[@SophieMotivator-x]

@@annasibert2958 Aw, thanks... may your day be filled with as much cake and laughter as possible! The universe created two extra special people in one fell swoop... happy birthday! 🎉

[@jennysieren6332]

I don’t even watch this show but I’ll always want your take on it or on anything. Thanks for the laughs! 👏

[@karenhifives]

OMG! Your impersonation of Ally talking to Lisa is Everything!!!!! "there's a full moon in Jupiter ..."

[@stephaniejones8181]

New to this Channel and I can't get enough!!!! Ariana told him straight out what she needed from him, many times. JUST MAKE A EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER! Do things together. Us chicks (Most), we need that emotional connection and to feel wanted and desired. We're not hard to figure out. If he'd just spent time with her and showed some effort.....he'd get some. She's been telling him this for years. So this whole putting blame on her ....is BS. I can't stand narcissist's! Have a great day and you're flippen funny!!!

[@kelseygulledge6893]

The irony that Rachel spent her whole life trying to be a pageant queen, only to downward spiral and inadvertently crown Queen Ariana. 👸 Forever may she reign.

[@capi6350]

I’m laughing out loud at work! This old pic of sceezaball is hilarious!! 😅 He worked so hard for years to convince the world he is “THAT GUY” that’s so good to ALL, and it went down in flames! 🔥 😅

[@jodygirard2925]

Hi Joleen! I'm just able to watch this on Friday & am LOVING it! You do the greatest breakdowns 😅 I always look forward to your content! Having your hubby sit in with you to do a breakdown with you would be awesome! Love it when he chimes in on "casual" watcher of Big Brother!❤😂

[@icehouse32oz]

Lol Casual Corner

[@brittanymorgan3344]

YES! Please do all videos . I’m gonna have to watch more bravo so I can stay watching your roasts they are so good.

[@pawnerd3525]

😂The “NO FEAR” Cavalier😂

[@kayaye2967]

You deserve all of the awards.

[@karebear7764]

Replay Crew ❤️ BTW, the imitations of Ratchel and Scandvol are spot on!!

[@Princess_Bride]

I think Ratchet was after Tom so she could replace Arianna and grab a story line for the show thinking Tom was number #1. The fake going after Peter/Oliver/ then Shartz was only to make Scumdoval jealous and goad him into leaving Arianna. She faked friendships with certain people who were close to him to achieve her goal. Her dummy act fooled lots of people hence everyone being shocked when the snake showed her fangs. Ratchet needs a Dr and a straight jacket for at least 3 yrs and to stay off our TV's. Scumdoval is something else...he's been sucking the life blood out of Arianna , Shartz and Lisa for a long long time. He's a delusional childish fool and when all the hype dies down and the attention on him falls away he will be left standing in his own pile of shit he dumped on himself....KARMA!

[@lindawarren6457]

You nailed it!!!

[@susies8834]

Well said!

[@tkolb2745]

Peter was a good friend to Rachel. He brought her home from The Abbey took care of her and was a gentleman and slept on her couch.

[@altl888]

Penny helped Lisa create dishes in the 2nd or 3rd season of VPR. She was so mean on the chef competitions! 😂

[@jodygirard2925]

I agree! And did you see her on Next Food Network Star years ago? She had such an ego! Couldn't stand her! What a diva. Was so happy when she got eliminated!

[@izmac9146]

I feel like Sandoval told her to have all these convos since it was the original finale in hopes of maybe it would seal her spot on the show next season

[@esthere4255]

I lost it at the impression on Sandoval saying, "Can men queef?" 😂 1:16:02

[@rhm987]

🤣🤣🤣 The old Tom picture in the thumbnail! 😂😂😂

[@PK-ld1ky]

Live the pic of Nana and Ron Howard! 😂❤️😂

[@steffsrzz4971]

Yes the dry spell thing that she said!!! Ariana completely missed it.

[@mountainsky8872]

Joleen, agree so much on your take on Schwartz. He is comfortable with conflict with his intimate partner, belittling her and blaming her for everything, taking anyone else's side against her. It's misogynistic and gross.

[@habituallinestepper8839]

I’ll come binge Buffy with you. You make me giggle. Every time you mention Sandy Butt’s age he gets older. Hilarious girl.

[@natashski9866]

I need a welfare check on Graham. 🐶 I’m sorry, but there is zero way someone this disconnected to the existence of others can properly take care of a poor precious doggy. I’m concerned!!! 😳😩

[@steffsrzz4971]

The commentary I was waiting on. 😂

[@karenhifives]

tom: It's not just Ariana's fault Joleen: No Shit 😂

[@patricasharpe3339]

Love love that by the end of your video Sandybutt is 100 years old!!!

[@Amsie3]

Hahahaha! Just got to the part of Terri knocking at the Scandovile reunion door. Love it.

[@lynettefarley537]

I am in it for all you do Joleen. Kim and Kroy and everything pleeeze!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@travelbug4536]

Sandoval aged 90 in the thumbnail!

[@rosemarievillalobos5049]

Love you and your humor so glad I found you ❤❤ ❤

[@rosemarievillalobos5049]

Yes please do the trailer reunion 😂

[@marthagarvey7568]

Yesss please do a reunion preview

[@litastar83]

Lmao funniest narrative ever and u rock 😂😂😂😂

[@cheryln9950]

I would not be surprised if Sandoval has already dumped Rachel. I suspect soon he will be blaming her for his downfall. Maybe that will be his storyline next season instead of the falling out with Ariana and real relationship with Rachel he had planned. Serves them both right.

[@nycgirl4ever]

So bummed I missed this! I kept checking and didn't see a scheduled live. Next time!

[@michellesangiorgio1728]

The Pumpkin patch babies were my favorites, too ❤❤❤😂

[@Kikithewildling]

So sorry I had to miss this but I’m leaving this comment to help you! I would love your take and roast on Kim and Kroy! This was as always hilarious! 😂

[@vanessadiaz3713]

you and Ryan Bailey are so funny. you two should do a show together 😂😂😂😂

[@michellesangiorgio1728]

A very big congratulations 🎊 👏 💐. Owning a new home is so exciting #vanderpumprules

[@jennjohnson4067]

I look forward to these!! Almost more then the show! Almost!

[@susanjoyce-yq2mg]

Sandoval has to HATE the picture of him that is on this! He looks ancient.

[@dianeemanuel8541]

Great Great Great Job Girl. This episode is so very good. 😂❤👏

[@hiyame3080]

“You’re just a worm with a moustache ! “ 😂that’s just gold you’re spot on James 😂Forensics on the 2 narc Gaslighters Scumdoval n Oh no Shhh its smelly sWartZ Run everyone hide your daughters 😂❤Team Katie’s Mom all the way ❤

[@blondietehdino]

i think tom stalled the break up for so long bc he was wanted the validation of ariana's jealousy, but ariana didn't respond like kristen used to. he got more and more brazen with the cheating yet his ego couldn't allow himself to leave ariana until he saw the jealousy to confirm in his mind he was desirable. toms ego needed both women to want him at the same time. tom's played the same tricks for years but ariana didn't take the bait. her being the cool girl was fun in the beginning but both toms seem to get off on sleeping around behind their partners back. this entire friend group is bizarre.

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Love the agong Tom Sandybutt pics, they are hysterical!

[@lindawarren6457]

Congratulations on your newww houseeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[@Uniquely-You]

I know me too! He is so funny and handling himself way better these days, and considering.

[@LittleMissDisney]

Girl you are the best friend in my head

[@lalalindseylake]

Schwartz's behavior is the definition of weaponized incompetence. Both Toms are so manipulative and gross, and Rachel is so emotionless it's creepy!

[@angp7064]

Hope you feel better soon, and glad you came thru we needed you because Holly nanners its getting intense 🤯

[@amaralucci8869]

I had my playback speed set very slow to transcribe some saxophone music. Forgot about it and was listening to your podcast. At first I thought it was a new impression of the Tom's being drunk all of the time. Then it went on too long and I was worried Jolene was drinking. Then I was like shit I have been watching this on half speed for like an hour and im only 30 minutes into the podcast.

[@ameliajohnston4503]

Mushrooms grow in the dark Tom’s and Rachael. Flowers 🌸 rise to the sun Ariana

[@michellededwards]

😹😹HILARIOUS!!!😹😹

[@LittleMissCurly1990]

😂😂😂I do love you make me laugh soooo much😂😂😂💯🌹💕💕💕💕💕

[@dianeemanuel8541]

Was the sandwich shop not a Katie/Tom plan until Sandoval inserted himself and got Schwartz to do the club? I think the men on VPR were always s team of selfish misogynists who always covered for each other. Schwartztold Brittney outright he knew nothing about Jax / Faith situation- but would cover for him if he did … With Jax off the show Sandoval was in the hot seat and so sloppy Tom Schwartz could lie fast enough to cover for him.

[@nettiea9384]

I don’t think Rachel needed hyping up. She is a groomed pageant queen narcissist that is used to being the center of all attn and in fact needs to b the center of attn. that betrayal of Ariana’s kindness was so gross. At first I thought Ariana and Sandoval had an open marriage and they were a threesome with 2 mbrs going rogue. Always happens. Later I just think there was a sinister nature to her betrayal and almost felt like she was getting back at James Ariana being the casualty

[@gigisielaff]

i would love to see your take on kory/cory and kim because you are the only person who could make them interesting.

[@HappyOne2017]

Apollo Group TV !!! That's what I use to watch channels from the East Coast. I'm on the West Coast too... 😊

[@serendipity12345]

Nothing to do with anything, but did anyone notice Katie’s 2 brothers on show for second? Very cute guys. And Katie and lalas moms as well... maybe more team Katie on the show next year...

[@LoveSource1111]

Congrats to your new house

[@heatherwalker6358]

I love the shade with the aged pic of Tom

[@Jackie_Moon96]

*beep* "THAAAT BITCH" Lmaooooo!!!

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Raquel broke off her engagement because she had a crush on Sandyballs! Yhats the only thing that makes sense to me, she had a crush!! Then this crush escalated into a full blown affair lasting at least a little over a year..

[@jennystine6314]

A million dollars is insane. You would have to do almost $100,000 a month just for rent. Insane.

[@brittanymorgan3344]

Yes please cover Kim and kept! YES!

[@energywellness8834]

Think about it Joleen, she was condition to grow up and pageants and compete against women of all kinds, no matter if they’re taken or not, and she continues to have that mindset!! All she wants to do is win!!!

[@Ksizzle316]

The question when did it start… 2 days before the last reunion Rachel & James & Ariana & Sandoval went on a double date to Disney. In my head I see see Sandoval & Rachel riding Spaceship Earth & him being like ur so young & cool & hot u shouldn’t get married. U should be “young fun & single” . Like he put that stupid idea in her head that she quotes all season as she cheeses real hard, squints her eyes & shakes her head from side to side. Anyway I think that’s y she walked away from James so easily & out of nowhere.

[@misspatti3988]

🎉 I couldn’t find Jax and Brittney on Peacock! Are they done? 😢

[@lisaogden9549]

How about a season of traitor with vanderpump rules past and present !!!!!!!!!I'm down for it. Are you listening Andy :-):-):-):-):-)

[@Aliz56]

2:56:05 For once in your life… BE A MAN! a la Aqua kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4fEc35vrrWkjKs this is the new soundtrack for Tom and Tom imo

[@jennjohnson4067]

The herpes!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@ginao6810]

The Worm with a Moustashe is now just a Worm with a Mistress 🥸

[@lindawarren6457]

I wish I could catch you live

[@dianeemanuel8541]

Is it not ironic how “sensitive Ariana and Sandoval are soooooo sensitive to people asking about having children, getting married, red flags of infidelity…..? Yet felt perfectly justified after months of being aware of the situation and not saying anything privately - sand bagging Jax and Brittany on camera in public about the preacher’s comments even though they had taken care of it. Sandoval could have handled months earlier or made Lisa aware months earlier.

[@ameliajohnston4503]

Que Stassi, Kristen and even Jax to take them to school

[@Plantlady70]

Jax has been taking them to school in his show on Peacock. 😊

[@Vrose9477]

Hell yeah lol I need stassi to yell at Tom lol

[@mzizg4349]

Exactly!!!

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Those two spent hours, days , weeks then months to constuct the narratives around this affair, it consumed them, then they involved Schwartz

[@ritatorrez552]

I think you're wrong about Lala and James , they will never get back together. Ally's going to keep her man ...just watch!

[@kshejohnson9207]

I'm married to a real life diagnosed narcissist and let me tell u I cannot wait till our next fight to call him a worm with a mustache

[@heidiwaddell5721]

If Raquels uncle/dad was super concerned about James' previous bout with alcoholism, what in the hell dies he think about his daughter quickly becoming the sloppy town drunk, doing mushrooms with a 40 yr old karokee rockstar , verbally abusive man that cheats on his wife?? Wow, now this is the perfect man for your darling daughter,lmfao

[@stephaniep456]

I think he thought if he could have enough time, he could in essence "tequila Katie" Ariana, not being there for him. See why I strayed, etc....what happens when you think you're the smartest person in the room, when you're clearly not!

[@mollspice7]

tom sandybutt is wellllll into his 80's >> i just cant

[@karenhifives]

BTW not every text from Katie is a RAGE text Rachel! And OMG! I forgot that Rachel wouldn't let James see Graham!!! But she's going to tell Katie she doesn't "appreciate" her talking about taking the dogs from Schwartz! The nerve! You did it. But that's okay. So hypocritical, so delusional, so void of thoughts and emotions Joleen you are so right about Sandoval sending Rachel to confront Katie! He kept getting called out for fighting with women so he got a thoughtless fembot to do his bidding and when she's fighting with Katie he gets to step in and defend Rachel so he looks like the good guy! Diabolical. Manipulative.

[@lindawarren6457]

Stankdoval’s talent = Roachelle’s talent

[@zevrose6755]

Poor Glitter pants and beaded bracelets, they DESERVE, a better story line then Scumdoval. #JustisForGlitterPans #JusticForBeadedBracelets 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kikithewildling]

Katie asked Schwartz to end their marriage. Katie did that. She can’t possibly believe that she can even tell or ask him who he can date or not. And I’m sorry Terri, but it’s nutty that she would even get into it with these girls. She realizes that they are ENDING their marriage, right? It’s not something you hang on to… Respect is earned because literally anyone can be a parent. I would never have put my own mom on that situation! Wouldn’t happen! Grow up.

[@Kikithewildling]

Team Arianna!!!

[@ig2257]

She can if he wants to stay friends. He can do what he wants but she can be upset if they’ve made an agreement so that they can remain friends and he goes against it maliciously. He wanted them to remain friends but can’t respect one thing she asked because it will hurt her feelings, by maliciously doing that exact thing. He’s clearly never loved her or respected her and she probably should have seen this before. But she has every right to be upset and have that boundary

[@ig2257]

And people are forgetting that just because it’s ending doesn’t mean the feelings aren’t still there. They were just trying to get through it amicably and everyone including Schwartz fucked that up and showed no empathy whatsoever. He could have done what he wanted with none of this if he hadn’t asked her to remain in his life. But he wanted both which is just very immature

[@Kikithewildling]

So if the feelings are still there why are they getting divorced? 😅😅 I can’t imagine asking someone for a divorce and then telling them who to date. Where’s the humility? You suck it up and realize that you are divorcing and still be their friend like a grown person despite who they date if that’s what you want. I understand that Schwartz agreed to not date in the friend group and it sucks that he handled it they way he did but, Katie has no business expecting that from him. They are divorcing. They are ending the romance. Even in the friend group. Sorry this isn’t high school, and these people are mid 30’s to pushing 40! Katie is dating and having sex. If Kate is so worried about them still being technically married and the “feelings are still there”, then don’t date other people period! 😅 Work on your marriage! Makes no sense. Leaving Schwartz is the best thing Katie has ever done so she should just enjoy not having to worry about that fool anymore. Not romanticizing their ending relationship… which is actually pretty sick. And my big sister and my husband are marriage counselors and my mother in law is psychiatrist and they all say I’m right. So there.

[@maryjanedodo]

​​@@Kikithewildling he had a huge problem with her discreetly dating & only made out with Rachel for either revenge to hurt Katie or to help Sandoval cover up his infidelity or both. Katie hadn't been with anyone else for 12+ years - he certainly had though. He's a hypocrite. They're castmates & they negotiated a way to move forward respectfully - he disrespected her yet again. This is why they're getting a divorce - he's untrustworthy + inconsiderate.