Trump vs. Ramp - Songify 2020

[@schmoyoho]

stream this every time you go down a ramp ⛰️: open.spotify.com/album/292ZcgCmiacskfhQYdKZ8D Biden vs. Trump- kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIO7c6WardB5irM

[@Wake_Up_Jacob]

Hi schmoyoho 🥰 once again, I miss you

[@SpicyPepper_]

Ramp

[@ninjaprskilisz4062]

Yessir

[@imcarlosjr4898]

Yessir

[@themanwhomakesterriblepuns2532]

I Have The World's Smallest Dick But the videos probably have a lot of editing and video work

[@gregorybrothers]

This ramp had humble beginnings but is now the 2nd most famous ramp in the world (the most famous, barely, is the Pyramid of Giza)

[@meboring1174]

dont worry the ramp is ramping up in speed of popularity growth, it'll be the next wonder of the world soon

[@hafilms5082]

@@meboring1174 agreed

[@MokokerMovies]

? :3

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Pyra what of where now?

[@jackrubyultima]

this is "Ramp that evil Knieval crashed on" erasure and I will not tolerate it.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Anyone else still randomly get this stuck in their head? Such a bop 🔥

[@schmoyoho]

me

[@SlicerJen]

The IGoHard one gets stuck, too.

[@TerrorTerros]

"I raaaaaaannn...."

[@shannonshirley3848]

Yeah for about 3 years now

[@emm8357]

🙌

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Things sure are ramping up! Or down...?

[@schmoyoho]

the debate on CBS is cancelled, it shall now be an ESPN ramp-off

[@5MadMovieMakers]

I am absolutely in favor of replacing debate season with the Presidential X Games

[@RaisinBarXZ550]

Hey I watch you!

[@rileylargen9454]

haha

[@djenkins555]

Ask Biden!!!

[@Bill-mn1mn]

It's unhealthy how many times I've replayed this

[@Poppipower]

Almost as unhealthy as the president’s diet

[@pbmc_]

@@Poppipower but still can run circles around most of us.

[@AlanH2B]

@@pbmc_ eh you might be a Trump fan but there's no need to pretend the dude's an athlete.

[@Don.kee.ho-tay]

@@AlanH2B 🤣 very well put

[@Vinny.X]

@@AlanH2B You might be a Trump hater, but don't kid yourself; Trump may not accomplish athletic feats, but his nonstop energy level is greater than 90+% of all people and easily 99+% of his age group.

[@orlandofurioso5354]

"What kind of music do you listen to?" - "It's complicated..."

[@mikebrandon9881]

Haha! Indeed :D

[@fizhouz328]

I Listen to Ramp

[@Luisyz_]

Anything trump

[@raccoonnerd405]

This tune, wasn't it used in another song?

[@FHGryphonIRL]

...very complicated

[@slinkeepy]

Without a doubt, my favourite ramp-related song of all time

[@OMA2k]

So what is the second one?

[@maddocjohnson]

I’d say this is around my third fav but yeah it’s good

[@slinkeepy]

@@OMA2k Oh, well most of them are japanese songs about lamps X)

[@urtosexyahaha]

I’d say this is among my top 20

[@tomryan662]

Best ramp song I've ever heard

[@knifetoucher]

was that trump or usain bolt? i couldnt tell, it was just a blur with how fast he ran down that ramp

[@schmoyoho]

we need a photographer with a high shutter speed to confirm the identity

[@j.r.7339]

Or he is just very heavy and slided down...

[@LjCaples]

Speed of Kirb? No. *SPEED OF TRUMP*

[@vihaan4665]

Trump is the Flash. Confirmed.

[@ohgreatnoodle]

IT WAS BATMAN

[@josha3271]

"I looked very handsome." I'm gonna say that any time I'm telling a story.

[@Yourebeautyfull]

Ok so the story goes like this... It was a beautiful Sunday morning and I looked very handsome that day... Then I trashed your car, sorry bro :(

[@MikeWalls7829]

@@Yourebeautyfull way to be negative, have some fun in life, it's fun I'm telling you 😉

[@impulsenr01]

Im gonna say.... "Iran!" 😝

[@skipfred]

@SEAN PETAIA It's cool as long as you look very handsome while doing it.

[@womandela7225]

Damn I miss Trump.

[@MikeTompkins]

THIS. IS. SO. CATCHY!!!!!

[@whereismynut]

Yeah!

[@communistcatcometh9892]

I raaaaaaa-aaaaan!

[@nadja92]

Came back to it today, because the "If I fall.... if I fall..." was in my head. Couldn't figure where it came from for a while.

[@schmoyoho]

🙏🙏🙏 a billion thankses! trump is losing in the polls because he didn't make this his campaign song

[@hollyperrin7353]

@@schmoyoho That's not why. It's because Biden's got hairy legs!

[@LukeFaulkner]

This is probably my favourite song about ramps.

[@venomoussloth5092]

Top 20 at least

[@goldenguides4036]

nice

[@gotribe8333]

Not even close. Has to be the best.

[@mosstah]

Probably in my 6th or 7th range

[@schmoyoho]

it's an honor to make the top 10 ramp songs

[@jaydubau8755]

after 3 years, I still come back time to time to hear this

[@aurorauplinks]

he just keeps going :D The Energizer President

[@emm8357]

Same 😂

[@TheKillahKyla]

My husband keeps randomly singing "I raaaan" as he does chores around the house and I can't stop giggling

[@hoiblij6737]

This sounds so wholesome 😂

[@indo4954]

I also do this

[@TheKillahKyla]

@@indo4954 aww you and my son have the same name 😍

[@awesomeone6476]

TheKillahKyla I say it when I desperately need a shit...

[@riki4644]

haha Iran what

[@robmonkey]

"Sir, are you telling the American people that two large steps constitutes a run?" I RAAAAANNN !!!

[@SIRMMA]

Epic response. Made just as much sense as the question.

[@SIRMMA]

@rlcoolj1989 Yeah I said it

[@veergauba]

@@SIRMMA The question is fake, but the response is real. SAD!

[@lolerie]

More like 5 large steps. Lol.

[@haskellbob]

Yeah. That's how he looked: handsome. Right.

[@arkane9b]

Journalist: Mr President, which country is the biggest threat to America right now? Trump: IRAAAAN!

[@abheekdhara9852]

This comment wins 👏 this deserves so many more likes

[@abdelrahmanalsaid3630]

@@abheekdhara9852 you made me like it

[@NoTruth_42069xdgodxqtjaja]

IRAAAMP

[@arkane9b]

​@@abheekdhara9852 And here i was afraid that I RAAAN that joke into the ground.

[@damncandi9830]

I love this comment

[@mariakesk2641]

Added this to my workout playlist. If trump can run down that ramp, I can finish my workout.

[@jrscisneros]

This is my motivation for the day

[@_lil_lil]

There ya go!

[@Scp-qh7mt]

Wait this shit is on Spotify

[@emilylaplant8616]

Amen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@azarazar007]

Inch by inch?

[@schmoyoho]

here for the ramp birthday party. it is also my mom's birthday, but I told her I couldn't come to the party because I was gonna be running down ramps 📐

[@criztoper2413]

Happy birthday

[@therainbowlord9572]

📐

[@johnarchibald9202]

aye

[@cyklonb9754]

Do Biden vs stairs next pls.

[@gabrielmedeiros7019]

Biden vs air force one stairs

[@Alligators_in_the_sewer]

When that first “I RAN” hits and you’re not expecting it...

[@monicajones6531]

That's the part that I actually bursted into a full-blown-healthy laugh!

[@Yourebeautyfull]

This song has become a first hit now in Iran :D

[@heathermcgrath22]

Death to racism.

[@Tempusverum]

@@heathermcgrath22 ur racist

[@isaiahayers1550]

You forgot to finish your sentence. "When that first 'I RAN' hits and you're not expecting it..."...*what*? That's like if I were telling a story and said "when I was at work yesterday..." and then that was it.

[@thatnativeking1333]

Greatest athletic moments in history: -Jordan’s flu game -Kobe’s 81 points -Usain Bolt’s 9.58 100m -*Trump’s acceleration into a slight jog for 2 steps*

[@aspebb]

-Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg -Gareth Bale's brace against Liverpool in the UCL final -Tim Howard 16 saves vs Belgium in the World Cup

[@jamesparson]

Al Bundy football in high school

[@jameskilgour387]

Since we're just arbitrarily listing moments from our preferred sports now: - Crosby's Golden Goal - The Miracle on Ice - Orr's winning goal in St Louis - Gretzky passing Howe - The Flyers 2010 3-0 comeback

[@leonelril3230]

@@Benjiizus i'm curious now lol. Why ?

[@leev5989]

Momentum!

[@SashoukaMMV]

I’m a little angry at how catchy this is. This will be in my head for a good month

[@SimonClarkstone]

Have a different set of songified Trump quotes that are definitely not a worse set of lyrics to get stuck in your head: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZuXXqqQpduorqM

[@between_mistral_and_mahrinui]

this is the kind of "rent free" im ok with lol

[@indecutink]

Don't look at the Kungflu mix smh there's no unhearing it afterwards

[@schwanbox]

@@indecutink just listened too it agreed its way too catchy too.

[@Buttlefunker]

This channel is 100% at writing catchy hooks. Go watch the Tosche Station original video.

[@lovelove53cm]

Best song of 2020. No contest. I’m pissed it didn’t win a Grammy.

[@jodibrooklyn1033]

This song is way better than anything currently on the charts. Catchy as hell.

[@PaulPavloPablo]

I like the Biden hairy legs song better.

[@generalkenobi9524]

Words most true.

[@codylewis3111]

I can't stop listening , to his song is fire !

[@jodibrooklyn1033]

I've rewatched this a bunch of times and sing the chorus throughout the day.

[@adamg5139]

He ran through the charts

[@emvv3784]

unironically an absolute banger of a song.

[@richelleeasley6492]

I've had it stuck in my head for days. Been using it as a joke with my kids

[@oliviertison5574]

Same here it’s been a running joke in the family the last week

[@chioj36]

100%

[@emilyhawkins4153]

Yes! I have chosen to listen to this in the car above my usual playlist! It's a belter!

[@oliviertison5574]

@@emilyhawkins4153 think of it next time you ride down that ramp in the parking lot ahaha esp if slippery like an ice skating rink

[@aIkaIi]

Is it a coincidence that I was just watching the Joe Biden hairy legs video...and then Schmoyoho uploads this Trump ramp. This is the most politics I've ever done.

[@schmoyoho]

the legend says that you can play these back to back to simulate the future debates

[@aIkaIi]

@@schmoyoho Human technology has advanced too far

[@Wake_Up_Jacob]

I was too! 😂 Great comment!

[@gliza]

lol @ the most politics i’ve ever done! 😂😂😂

[@jasonjones7461]

Hairy legs Biden song is better, but this is still pretty great. Gets better the more u hear it too

[@mrtony1985]

What an inspirational story about someone overcoming adversity when no one believed in them. I'm crying because his ability to run towards danger changed my life forever.

[@phrogme2450]

Hahahahahaha. That’s a joke. Reich? Right???

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

The hero we all deserved but didn't need

[@Mumstheturd]

LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zxlime]

I can't get that freaking song out of my head. I keep coming down to this vid like once a week since it came out.

[@TheCrumCannon69]

Same here. It's like this song is... infectious.

[@Yourebeautyfull]

I thought it was just me... This shit is more contagious then the freakin epidemic! :D

[@Dogfacedboy1980]

Lol me too!!!!

[@MOONSIP2]

Tell me about it. I found myself singing it while painting furniture. 😆

[@timothykellogg5564]

Please please please do another Songify on “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

[@benmackarel295]

They did

[@Damon0mania]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aoO6hoyIZsh4n7c

[@caw977]

i heard a spoof of this in the style of Cell Block Tango from Chicago (if you are a theatre person). hilarious

[@emperorlarsxviii6321]

Better than the “grab them by the p....” rap

[@i_d_i_e_h]

Here's one kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYbZqJWabJqooLc

[@notit7904]

I’m not gonna freaking lie this is an actual bop

[@JanePixel]

No lie, I have played it many times just to dance

[@deonambrose]

"I Rannnnnn!!!"

[@souljoevids1978]

Major facts

[@o3reporting490]

Came back like 20 times to shrug my shoulders up and down in bed and watch trump to tip toe at light speed. You straight up I'd bust one or two moves to this

[@matthewl2036]

Sounds good and can’t stop listening to it.

[@BrandonRowe14]

When I hear this song, I'm immediately transported to the summer of 2020. Not a good place to be, but damn it's catchy anyway.

[@deonambrose]

No one in the history of America has ever come close to running down a steel ramp like Trump

[@BrayBray-jl8xi]

Quite frankly, it was one of the greatest runs in the history of the world

[@deonambrose]

@@BrayBray-jl8xi Trump has made HISTORY. I can't wait to tell my grandkids about how a man ran down a ramp with leather shoes

[@deonambrose]

There has been NOBODY in the history of America that ran down a steel 30 degree ramp other than Trump!

[@jaredb6934]

He only is able to run so fast because of white privilege.

[@Y0UT0PIA]

except maybe lincoln. maybe.

[@BradleytheT]

This just drop kicked me out of a year long depression. Thank you.

[@ASMRParadise]

Hahahaha right?

[@the_vainful_dead]

Hey,you good mate?

[@CONEHEADDK]

Go watch/listen some MEDIA BEAR

[@Junius]

I wish.

[@scholaroftheworldalternatehist]

All the problems are fake except death. Live long and prosper

[@SidheKnight]

I just noticed the news titles below: "President Trump: Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democrat FDR"

[@virtualtools_3021]

@Tristan Bebinger Now trump is too crazy for fox news, he had to move to RT

[@logangrove4103]

Oof and FRD was paralyzed

[@BaronSengir1008]

@@logangrove4103 That's the joke...

[@jonm9510]

I wouldn't have made it through the Pandemic without this song. And it's still enriching my life to this day. Thank thee!

[@ThatCroewGuy]

"Why should we elect you?" "I raaaaan!"

[@cefinjones9678]

Sooooo funny. Cannot get that song out of my head lmao

[@Wolf6119]

"The ramp and the water... The water and the test... How good was this speech?! THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN THE BEST!" That feels like by far the most accurate Trumpism in this entire song lol, love it.

[@AmericanAvenue]

Fake Doctors, Real Friends brought me here. I may need to cover this.

[@cupofcozy708]

Same!

[@schmoyoho]

SCHWHOA, i see they are men of culture

[@richarddx0201]

@@schmoyoho Zach Braff was right, the best part: "I RAAAAAN"

[@caw977]

me too!

[@shanemcallister8481]

same here. and I am forever thankful to Zach and Donald.

[@hollyanne7069]

This is by far one of your best trump songs, hands down. Me and my mom play it every weeekend in the car with it blaring and we're singing. We love this song so much ❤

[@BeeHatGuy]

Regardless of political beliefs, we can all agree the most Trump thing ever is to talk about how handsome he looked while walking down a ramp

[@jauntyangle5667]

Walking? He Raaaaan!

[@grhnine3787]

@@jauntyangle5667 😂

[@Weaklytune]

Jaunty Angle LOL

[@dougreformed8956]

That and saving America/the world

[@edcaous]

He is pretty handsome now. Much more so when he was younger!

[@Megalathula]

I think this is a doctored video.

[@schmoyoho]

you must be from the Forensics Department

[@ovinophile]

Clever editing makes it look as if he completed three laps around the Earth when that momentum would clearly only propel him around one, maybe one-and-a-half times, tops.

[@whooshbait794]

Of course it's fake.

[@deepu_btbx]

No shit, Sherlock (this is sarcasm on a sarcasm on another sarcasm)

[@Corusame]

Hmm I'm not entirely sure of that

[@lolatomroflsinnlos]

The only time "Iran" gets applause from a Trump crowd

[@benjaminbennybraiden7597]

Lol 😂

[@agm65maverickmissile52]

Underrated comment Can't stop laughing Lol

[@justinsikkema7037]

HAHAHAHA

[@Flyboyed]

🤣🤣

[@MaxwellKelley]

He’s a true intellect.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

I am so drunk and I’ve been singing this to my girlfriend all night. She’s so annoyed but I fucking love it.

[@mitchib1440]

she needs to marry you asap.

[@Don.kee.ho-tay]

Lmao you sound like my kind of dude. My wife can attest to that 😅

[@EdgarTheBastard]

[@benredding7080]

Lets go B

[@Zel-Veraan]

But were you very handsome?

[@Aflay1]

Schmo’s background vocals should run for president. I mean, his actual vocal chords.

[@JimTheKid]

​#unsubtotseries

[@VividPagan]

.... who's the VP?

[@Perfectlydonebylilac]

They would be out of his body, so that's a plus

[@davidgustavsson4000]

My accent is on the Yo.

[@sejoki1]

Those subtitles are gold. "echoes through the galaxy" "melody touches the outer reaches of the universe", "echoes of chorus reach the vega system"

[@fizzfozz5024]

thank you so much for enlightening me, they are so good

[@strawberry_octopus]

I'll have to check the subtitles the next time I watch this. Thanks :)

[@CollieDaze]

Now do Ramp vs. Harry Legs 2020 Debate

[@schmoyoho]

the BPMs are close to each other, could be a proper mashup

[@Radvaldur]

Harry Legs wins, its just such a banger tbh.

[@devinron4041]

schmoyoho do it

[@paperremix]

Yeah, Harry Legs is such a good song. Corn Pop defeats all! 🌽🌽

[@user-iq2xn6uu2r]

who is harry

[@aldotorres1983]

*There's no way, there's NO WAY... you can listen to this song, and not play it more than once!*

[@officialspaceefrain]

It's so good!!!

[@joeyboy720]

It's no Corn Pop

[@butchbusselle8324]

Watch me

[@mcrestwood7378]

Its so easy to make fun of that clown.

[@paulashley3732]

I Raaaaaaahhhhhhn

[@7napoleon]

Trump is a stable genius, he released like 4 album during his presidency, talking about multitasking.

[@jfish032]

🙄

[@AM-js6vs]

twitter.com/X22Report/status/1288098029405446144?s=20 Reconcile........ Hope you're heads don't explode from cognitive dissonance one day

[@mroof523]

@@jfish032 oh you'll see

[@quincycampbell9828]

Trump is certifiable, that's for sure.

[@liqu4214]

😂😂😂

[@ollie2111]

God this is such a bop. I could dance to this. And I hate dancing. And I'm bad at it.

[@eliseintheattic9697]

If you're bad at dancing then this is the song to dance badly to.

[@ollie2111]

@@eliseintheattic9697 thank you, best response 😭💙💜

[@TheTrueOnyxRose]

If you’re bad at dancing, this will make you an amazing dancer lightning fast.

[@namenotimportant7988]

I'm "bad" at dancing too, but god knows my chubby 24 year old ass dances like a madman every night. Let out some steam and dance, boo. Do it for yourself and nobody else and have a damn good time!

[@justinthor5438]

Just dance for the last 10 ft

[@liamclarkpiano4559]

“The ramp was about 10 yards long” “This question was about COVID.”

[@inwemeneldur2025]

The "ramp" is the other side of the curve on the graph of COVID cases

[@kakoro2049]

Ya didn't have faith son

[@batcat2338]

😂

[@batcat2338]

WOW YOU MUST MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN ANY GAME EVER😊.... ALSO AND (JOEL)

[@Lynk56]

Jim Patriot Oh wow like the entire video? Clever of you to notice.

[@Jandrewz7]

My buddy has played this for his 2-year-old daughter so many times that whenever she sees Trump, she says "there's no way!" 😂

[@cecilthecavetroll9743]

that’s adorable

[@maxm3522]

There’s no way!

[@micahgelfand8282]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madfisch473]

if i have kids, i want them to know trump as the man who ran down the ramp 🫡🇺🇸

[@GarryAndrews_]

2024 bb

[@johnconnorstopskynet]

I listen to this whenever I'm feeling down and it makes me smile.

[@jonalderson5571]

It reminds me of the good moments in the unbelievably horrific COVID lockdown

[@thedarkmage1004]

We should work together and socially distance ourselves to make sure the bell curve goes down *A RAAAAAAAAMP*

[@nattttt212]

Person: so what kind of music do you like? Me: its complicated

[@pigspoon]

Concur

[@jethrotool4828]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6fbZJJooNhop7M

[@bootsandcatsofficial]

relatable

[@MrWalkdawg]

Bullshit l!! The only thing that’s complicated about music is the labels that’s been inserted! Remove the labels, love music!! Before you know it there will be a country rock rap anime genre😂🤣😂 labels separate, music unites! Never forget that!

[@山田ダイナミックソックス]

me:TRUMP

[@azarazar007]

Just discovered this gem

[@tvdavis]

It’s still a banger in 2023! 🎶 🎤 “I raaaaan…down the raaaaamp!”

[@iamthelaw82]

i see this song as a metaphor. we all face challenges in our lives, but eventually we overcome our fears and “run down the ramp”

[@Tritozia]

That’s beautiful

[@williamb-b7440]

Wow this was deep on the other hand he RAN (RAN) DOWN THE RAMPP

[@carlosivandegodoy]

That what I want for my life

[@Jetstream_Selrach]

@Ulti i rlly hope u mean that jokingly LMAO

[@willemfeather2655]

And Trump does it in full view of the world. A man of courage, humour, intelligence and heart. Love him.

[@Iyoh101]

"Did you test positive for the Co-" "I RAAAAAN!"

[@TheInja]

Lol

[@cozyjuni]

Lmfao stop it

[@BabysitterSky]

@Taylor .Cline Aww your feelings are hurt from a haha song. That's sad.

[@Dansambroplayz]

Joe Biden 2020

[@wheatsock]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethandemarest3386]

“Are you telling Americans that two large steps constitutes a run?” I’m dead omg

[@JbassPlayer28]

This is what the media is concerned about... What a joke

[@pmil9645]

JbassPlayer28 lol you know that the question was fake?

[@thenonchalantzealot1000]

@@pmil9645 probably the best upside to facemasks is that you can fake voice lines so easily now.

[@Gwenhwyfar7]

When your over 70, it's a run.

[@jdo5748]

@@Gwenhwyfar7 Haaahahahaha

[@darkeimp555]

This song is the perfect blend of hilarious clips and an absolutely FIRE track 😎🎶

[@joshuacarre06]

I hope ramp gets votes in the election

[@schmoyoho]

the midwest east of the Rockies would never vote for Ramp (they don't like hills)

[@AVest421]

Thanks to Zach and Donald, and "fake doctors, real friends" this is truly the song of this summer!

[@benperry8358]

its a summer bop

[@kimancell3168]

THE summer bop!

[@diaphanouswaffle]

Totally agree-it's irresistible, never would've come across this had it not been for the podcast mention.

[@Tw0sheds]

Totally agree

[@DragonBornGirl50]

This is a rly good songify, like the song is actually really good. I've never replayed these songs over and over but this is just that good.

[@olhydra]

I’ve been obsessing for weeks lmao

[@originalsun5206]

Yeah definitely one of their classics next to oh my daym.

[@melanoc3tusii205]

Autotune the news #10. You are welcome.

[@1193mike]

songify, the room. IF you've seen the movie of course :D

[@gamesallovertheworld3730]

Yea

[@freeziac]

This is officially nostalgia for the lockdown times.

[@user-pc6zn1vy9d]

This is the greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life

[@cread80dsflkdsh]

Trump: "I'm going to build a wall !" Mexico: "We're going to build a ramp !"

[@robmangeri777]

I like Trump. Well played 😎

[@Thizzfather]

The ramp just 10 yards longer

[@brye687]

Well Mexico, needs to keep out the undesirables.

[@playasadonejoe]

Which direction will you point it? Trump has proven the ability to descent ramps. I recommend an upwards-facing ramp. Ideally, I would have many ramps along the border

[@SecretSquaff]

They might want to start with indoor plumbing.

[@quinshuman4801]

Iran has been real quiet since this came out

[@luxgotchu16]

Lol haha

[@arashparthian_112]

They recently threatened people to vote for Trump acting like the proud boys look it up its a interesting story

[@hectorgarcia7311]

i watch this every couple of months! is just the best!! u rock!

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I wonder how many grandpas are jealous of how many people Trump can get to listen to his old guy stories

[@UmatsuObossa]

Trump has exactly the same kind of old guy stories as my dad. I swear they're the same personality except for my dad being introverted.

[@justin-pd7iu]

He was actually responding to the media’s claim of him having parkinson’s

[@nicholasthewolf7190]

"What do you think is your greatest accomplishment in your eyes" *_I RAAAN. DOWN THE RAAAMP_*

[@pkoku6256]

Trump: Hey Siri, how many miles I ran today? Siri: Ok, sending missiles to Iran

[@СпасЯнков-э2ч]

He raaan! And the White House exploded!

[@theoparis2]

XD

[@srelma]

Ollie North has the billing details.

[@atelusyrujgnkj5535]

Thats not an original comment tho

[@johnsaylor1583]

This is not funny at all because, as my fellow commenter Ethan has stated, Trump does not run. He is an obese seventy three year old.

[@MeanderingMikesManCave]

Two years later ... and this song still feels like such a fresh and catchy tune! It makes me want to go out and find a ramp! 😜

[@Bassplayer509]

"Sir are you telling the American people that two large steps constitutes a run?" I RAAAAAN!

[@barbarakuhn3239]

When you're 74 years old two large steps is considered a run trust me

[@monicajones6531]

😂 Did you see his motion in those two large steps? Of course he was running! 😂

[@orbs1062]

Ha! Starts at 60.

[@Pioneering]

@barb rarick It also doesn't help when you're an obese orange half centaur that thinks exercise shortens your lifespan. Also, lotsa McDonald's but at least he's having the diet Coke instead of the full one.

[@ghrndez]

@barb rarick is he 74 |:

[@ghrndez]

@barb rarick ah yes because running determines greatness!

[@fursuitjumpscare]

President of Mexico: We are gonna build a ramp, and I will have the USA pay for that ramp.

[@iPlayGamesX]

LMAO

[@michaelroorcrystal]

This will never get old.

[@foxxy-3748]

"The ramp was 10 yards long." "Uh...This question is on COVID...um-" "I think you're gonna have a big surprise, but the answer is I RAN!"

[@eliaskoenig]

I can't find this particular press conference, does anyone have a link?

[@samzonDx]

@@eliaskoenig this is the interview

[@picklesstuart4832]

Haha I started reading this comment the second he started saying it lol

[@lyreczka]

@@eliaskoenig if you're still searching it was when our dear Polish president, the one on the left, visited the US, I laughed out loud to see him included

[@jfish032]

What is it with US presidents' obsession with Iran or Iraq?

[@TobyFloof]

republicans, democrats and independents have all came together to call this song a banger

[@andrewvelonis5940]

A "banger"? Isn't that a sausage?

[@zigzac1563]

ABSOLUTE BANGER!!

[@samuelrandall6213]

Amen Comrade

[@etho7351]

I wouldn't call this a banger. I just clicked out of curiosity

[@tripwire4727]

Wang banger

[@paulallen579]

"Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democract FDR" that killed me, you deserve a Snickers for that, good sir!

[@uzutonarumaki5325]

Pure Gold 🪙, just remembered this song, heard it back in 2021 for the 1st time.

[@indinijarvu3864]

This criminally underrated.

[@markgriz]

Unlike him, who's an overrated criminal

[@benmathewson1826]

Trump is the best at going down ramps. Ask anyone. The best. Anywhere.

[@pitmaler4439]

Trump - best president ever

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Yuge ramps, little tiny steps.

[@bentleyfreville1001]

J G yea fr

[@rbrine]

J G Same goes with everyone with trump

[@roshanbhandari1989]

@J G LoL 😂😂

[@SevenAngels7]

I haven't laughed so much and so hard since the start of covid-19. You guys did a good job. Thanks for making me and us laugh 😆

[@FHGryphonIRL]

Love him or hate him, he ran down the ramp

[@beefykeith48]

and he looked very handsome :)

[@patdohrety2940]

It occurred to me in the shower this morning that the ramp was most likely aluminum and not steel. Steel would be far too heavy

[@RamesesBolton]

Biden fell down the ramp much faster. Biden says he is healthier because he won the race

[@phrogme2450]

He should keep running & not stop till he hits Russia.

[@illbeV]

Sir, are you implying two large steps constitute a run?

[@mrtony1985]

This song brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it. I've never heard such a beautiful homage to someone who overcame such insurmountable odds. When all was lost he RAAAAAAAN!

[@phrogme2450]

Glad you’re having a wet dream to a Trump song. It’s nice you are so easily pleased.

[@mrtony1985]

@@phrogme2450 It's truly the greatest song ever created. Billions and billions of songs have been made that are total failures. SAD

[@reggaestar]

My history DOES NOT show that I have watched this video 500 times in the past week...

[@Soussouni1]

I must have watched this more than 100 times and I still can’t get enough

[@jethrotool4828]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6fbZJJooNhop7M

[@Zack0409]

The guy at the end questioning him on what’s considered a run was the funniest part.

[@AlashiaTuol]

I love how even Trump himself admits he didn't think he could walk down the ramp.

[@berserkirclaws107]

And he admitted he can't drink a glass of water without a baby bib🤣🤣🤣

[@Jaykaverse]

Bomb La Tour LMAO

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@@berserkirclaws107 He did?

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@Bomb La Tour oof

[@beccafofekka]

Y B yeah this guy who got asked a softball question by Fox News about what he’s going to do in his second term and he couldn’t even answer the damn question deserves another four years. Oh he still thinks covid will disappear too despite you know science and doctors and the economy will be in the shitter when the government can’t prop up Wall Street anymore. Good luck in November your guy is self destructing more every single day.

[@imaweerascal]

Godammit, I've got this tune stuck in my head and can't get rid of it! It's genius..

[@jamescarr99]

I probably still watch this once a week. It kills me as he drinks the water the people cheer louder and louder, and then he throws the glass to the side and they lose their minds.

[@mikehawk9281]

The "If I fawlll" part is the best. Like an emo band line 😂

[@kyonknight5260]

If I fall, if I faaaalll, if I fall 🎶 😆

[@cosmosisfx8877]

Exactly LOL 😂😂😂

[@daniehahn2183]

Looks like he finally has a rally song no one can tell him he can’t use

[@giggabiite4417]

except schmoyoyo

[@ThatSux]

@@giggabiite4417 why would he say no? Schmoyoyo will become a world legend!

[@mannynoneya7143]

@@ThatSux definetly not

[@ThatSux]

@@mannynoneya7143 why not? If Trump is asking

[@jfish032]

Bahahhaha true 🤣

[@Art3mivision]

this song has no business being this good what the heck

[@gotribe8333]

This song emulates the greatness of President Trump

[@hazeljohnson3245]

@@gotribe8333 No, it shows his stupidity in a funny way😂 This's a meme. #BidenHarris2020

[@gotribe8333]

hazel johnson Have you heard Hairy Legs? It’s inspired by a true story

[@sophiefilo16]

Seriously, I've listened to it at least 15 times just today. It's just so catchy, and the autotune is almost flawless in this one...

[@markuscreek24]

@@sophiefilo16 lol i only discovered it last night and have listened to it like..umm a trillion times haha, keep texting it to friends, it is GOLD!!!

[@bathtubs]

There are a lot of talented people out there.

[@Vinnay94]

Love him or hate him, he is a walking meme.

[@doctorbleh4110]

He is a running meme

[@markcobuzzi826]

*Joe Biden:* “But c’mon, man! There’s only room for one walking meme in this White House!” 🎶 I GOT HAIRY LEGS... HAIRY LEGS THAT TURN BLOND IN THE SUN... IN THE SUUUUUN 🎶

[@benjaminbennybraiden7597]

Yes that's true

[@RodKruz]

Indeed

[@brandonm1708]

I’m glad that I’m actually able to laugh about it now

[@kennn30]

"Grandpa, tell me a story" "Once up a time... I RAAAAAAN DOWN THE RAAAAAAAAMP"

[@stephencharitan7453]

Warning: Do not eat or drink while watching this video - Extreme Laughter followed by choking can occur.

[@thekhans2823]

@ Stephen Charitan , yes

[@iamyourgod530]

Is it that funny though. It's alright

[@JW-dg9gf]

Oh no! Deathy by songify!!!! Cchhhhh

[@creamygoodness3018]

When

[@kajoregister9851]

absolutely - LOL luckily I was drinking water and not tea the first time I watched it, coz I spit all over my damn monitor LOL

[@titusyoung141]

It’s been 4 years and I keep coming back 😂

[@Palestin1an]

I have watched this more than 10 times since i first saw it a month ago 😂

[@ScientistCat]

Sounds like he’s been taking *steps* to *ramp* up his popularity.

[@happyterrors5726]

I never thought I could like a song about a ramp so much

[@redacornagency]

Get out of the way, BTS & BLACKPINK. Here comes "Trump vs Ramp"!

[@schmoyoho]

they can join forces, a Trump / Ramp feature for Blackpink would get 200M views in a day

[@redacornagency]

@@schmoyoho Trump Ramp in Your Area!

[@JimTheKid]

​#unsubtotseries

[@officialspaceefrain]

Bommbayaaa

[@JimTheKid]

@jericho macaranas Oh just wait until you go to bed. IM WATCHING YOU. Sorry if that joke came across as creepy in a unintentional way or if it was painfully unfunny

[@inklingsun]

This song is a masterpiece. It was my favorite song of 2020 and still a jam, thank you.