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@yousseffkairi2 ай бұрын
The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 KZbin 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '' 🗿
@justaknight47512 ай бұрын
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@yoranvandenbrink86852 ай бұрын
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@BrunoFelgasАй бұрын
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@arcosianx8663Ай бұрын
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@mise9326Ай бұрын
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@Bagigio964 ай бұрын
Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
@MelodieJeager4 ай бұрын
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
@user-sh4gt9xf2h3 ай бұрын
HAHA SAME
@user-kn5nu8ef8l3 ай бұрын
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
@favio67052 ай бұрын
any exam for me
@patrickchwa1307Ай бұрын
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
@Avalos-Entertainment4 ай бұрын
Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
@sciepan6664 ай бұрын
arigato, gyro
@junkyporpoise42544 ай бұрын
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
@ChillGuy28543 ай бұрын
Go johnny go go go
@wrathengel823 ай бұрын
HELP that happened to me once
@wrathengel823 ай бұрын
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
@lightning58303 ай бұрын
Average grandfather lore :
@JohnnyRico1182 ай бұрын
lmao
@stiwe1222 ай бұрын
🇩🇪 👴
@orangesproductions2 ай бұрын
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@wxnterstxry9770Ай бұрын
@@orangesproductions AYO💀💀
@Atomic0907Ай бұрын
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
@History_boiii3 ай бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4? The Revolutionary War minuteman:
@Homixxide_2 ай бұрын
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
@whyamihere-be7hgАй бұрын
The Paleolithic caveman:
@NdogsDogSPUDАй бұрын
The german in ww1 :
@tatotaytoman5934Ай бұрын
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm910Ай бұрын
everyone is die
@KyotoX-op5kd3 ай бұрын
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
@deadore3 ай бұрын
Handwriting moment
@Bayerische_2 ай бұрын
literally me but im bro
@kylarai38602 ай бұрын
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@deadore2 ай бұрын
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
@C79YTАй бұрын
stolen comment ☠️
@Robotic_edits3 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
@alexandrefillot9600Ай бұрын
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
@m.a.g.y.1796Ай бұрын
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
@Cristopher7627 күн бұрын
Escola mais tranquila dos Estados Unidos
@PH_295 сағат бұрын
@@Cristopher762os cara lá é doido né mn kkkkk
@catthumbsup482 ай бұрын
Phineas: I know what were going to do today! Ferb:
@installshieldwizard30173 ай бұрын
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem
@snazzyjovialwyrm331417 күн бұрын
@@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...
@Giga_Shrek3 ай бұрын
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
@GME571Ай бұрын
🗿
@sciepan6664 ай бұрын
me when i have to shit:
@user-cp7wv5bd6h4 ай бұрын
@simonpetrikov39924 ай бұрын
You should get that checked out
@peterhoffmann22313 ай бұрын
almost spilled my food. thx man
@air97103 ай бұрын
This at .25 speed is cursed
@larabra3 ай бұрын
Real
@trojanjpg4 ай бұрын
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
@karlisulmanis38103 ай бұрын
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
@Nates_Edits2 ай бұрын
Same 🗿
@Villageboy.8882 ай бұрын
To be honest, I just accept it.
@Dmachina666Ай бұрын
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
@liamflanagin713419 күн бұрын
@@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not
@jasons33862 ай бұрын
When you realize that the electrician helmet in grandpa's closet doesn't mean he was an electrician.
@ikermotillabedrakova5337Ай бұрын
I don't get it could you explain it
@panzerkampfwagenviiimausАй бұрын
@@ikermotillabedrakova5337 its a Nazi SS soldier helmet
@mateusbarbosa992128 күн бұрын
When i finaly start reading about WW2 and i remember my grandpa's cool jacket that i whished he'll let me use in coold days :
@A_void.2 ай бұрын
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
@TheAmazinggg4163 ай бұрын
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
@sahil.5627 күн бұрын
😔😭🗿
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Me after i lost the stare contest with Medusa:
@saiko_akd2 ай бұрын
you mean won, but at what cost ?
@SluchXD2 ай бұрын
Bro this battle is like working hard But at what cost?
@vincentceresini8141Ай бұрын
@@saiko_akdnobody said we were staring at eyes
@Lifegotmid3 ай бұрын
Joestar Family: *Exsist* Dio:
@josipbroztito70992 ай бұрын
Bro managed to misspell exist
@Lifegotmid2 ай бұрын
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
@jirku29952 ай бұрын
love that jojo ref
@Reuged666Ай бұрын
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@theguyinurcloset69420Ай бұрын
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
@gamerboyx54312 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
@lumi2402 ай бұрын
Hunter eyes >>>
@WB200133 күн бұрын
The ideas of the Austrian artist...
@guyguyson54264 ай бұрын
History test: Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
@stanzer384 ай бұрын
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
@romano834 ай бұрын
I know what type of man you are. @@stanzer38
@guyguyson54264 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38 indeed
@stanzer384 ай бұрын
@@romano83 A king.
@romano834 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38Yeah Zé stanzer
@kiwigoose698Ай бұрын
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
@tsiegemund854 ай бұрын
How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive
@stefanos_g_ss54343 ай бұрын
real
@installshieldwizard30172 ай бұрын
And a failure
@deadore2 ай бұрын
Edgy
@lowlevelcodingchАй бұрын
Judge: "Not guilty" Me: "Thank you even tho i did it" My Lawyer:
@AloComoMasАй бұрын
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
@FirstnameLastname-qe3ry3 ай бұрын
Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland
@PurpleDoritos6662 ай бұрын
This hit different ngl 🤣😭
@HriomDas-sf2gh4 ай бұрын
Kids when they see a person with no legs
@ilyanemes2183Ай бұрын
Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger
@__Korol_Shytov4 ай бұрын
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
@PapayaPenetrator3 ай бұрын
ГЕР откатит
@alexisca80153 ай бұрын
NO
@IsraelCountryCube3 ай бұрын
@@alexisca8015YES
@IsraelCountryCube3 ай бұрын
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
@edil55613 ай бұрын
жиза
@revolution5452 ай бұрын
Romanians when they see a wallet:
@MrLuca12121Ай бұрын
hungarians when trianon pact happens
@mynameisjeff2567Ай бұрын
Bacteria nu are nici o șansă
@Nik88-th9deАй бұрын
Pot relata
@P.K.VeillerАй бұрын
Me as the Pole, moving to Romania and stealing their stolen wallets:
@filip1764Ай бұрын
no no, Romanian here. That is our reaction when we see a gypsy try stealing what is ours (actual Romanian vs gypsy race to steal wallet)
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Everyone looking at me after i said i sympathized for the villain in the movie. (It was a ww2 documentary)
@panteracorderosa50722 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha
@EthanAnderson-gt7gzАй бұрын
Me giggling during Schindler’s List
@chabot4006Ай бұрын
my jewish teacher called me retarded for this
@nicoles1174Ай бұрын
You should he was a product of his environment and coke
@ArgonNobleАй бұрын
88th like
@Gmmmw133 ай бұрын
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
@elarmeroalquimista23 күн бұрын
More like germania
@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv18 күн бұрын
The fourth Reich with it 🗣️
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Old people: staring is rude Also old people whenever they see someone with dyed hair:
@installshieldwizard30172 ай бұрын
Guess I'm one of the old people lmao
@redactedredacted18182 ай бұрын
Based old people
@chuck70012 ай бұрын
For good reason
@Nyanpasu_pasuАй бұрын
I saw one a few months ago in the shops except it was a dude with fake melons. Let's just say he was getting daggers directed at him.
@_andrew184 ай бұрын
Peace of art .
@sabinakallaba46113 ай бұрын
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@mechv0d3 ай бұрын
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@PaoCybernetico3 ай бұрын
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
@justinmckay63093 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ptaku932 ай бұрын
Not piece?
@Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa4 ай бұрын
I awake at 5 am
@frolt0003 ай бұрын
Me tooo
@KeepNatureClean3 ай бұрын
😀
@fares80152 ай бұрын
4 am
@TheUmmayad2 ай бұрын
I sleep at 6 am🗿
@AustrianKettle_rebornАй бұрын
understandable, have a good day
@JonesJackson-vm1yv23 күн бұрын
pov the toilet seat is warm
@goofymeier11 күн бұрын
But you’re home alone
@Maksimlevykin9 күн бұрын
И вообще это деревенский туалет @@goofymeier
@fizzie6902Ай бұрын
Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:
@johncharter9073Ай бұрын
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.” “Yeah, especially the back.” Me: 0:34
@alnatsya17 күн бұрын
lmao fr
@Miintyys3 ай бұрын
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
@LilBit20013 ай бұрын
Facts
@kennyboy84112 ай бұрын
Real
@PAITIENT2 ай бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW49 or WW50? The napoleons:
@zandhart9834 ай бұрын
i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.
@journeyto100channel24 ай бұрын
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
@kaiserepsilon40113 ай бұрын
I don't blame you. That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
@AltgxbxlzlzАй бұрын
🗿
@TheTankerАй бұрын
LMAO
@NatilCort2 ай бұрын
Me seeing bro change his sleep position Also me on bro's funeral:
@wolffire54213 ай бұрын
For the Emperor
@mr.tomatohead37093 ай бұрын
Five the emperor
@muk2043 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@huehuechan2 ай бұрын
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
@bigsmoke94212 ай бұрын
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
@driftapogers81383 ай бұрын
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
@RealHumanGuy_4 ай бұрын
Me when I get a zero on the history test: (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
@kjolskistudiosАй бұрын
Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:
@AboveAverageAlessandro2 ай бұрын
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
@user-wc8bx3bd5x4 ай бұрын
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@lalocortes67993 ай бұрын
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
@gamebro4963 ай бұрын
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
@heisenberg49772 ай бұрын
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
@SteelReaper44507 күн бұрын
Fünf, Hier kommt die Sonne!
@blitzy3244Ай бұрын
Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:
@Neyc_24 күн бұрын
Racism? Cringe child
@dfdf-rj8jr3 күн бұрын
i spit out my drink
@raxusveritas2 күн бұрын
I don't get it
@mrmidnight856513 сағат бұрын
@@raxusveritasthat’s the point
@juli_brmz43924 ай бұрын
History channel:
@random_channelxd3 ай бұрын
At 3:00 AM
@umemonouniverso68433 ай бұрын
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
@rafaelvieira382020 күн бұрын
🗿
@yoboilucien8232Ай бұрын
"My enemie are many, My equals are None"
@raxusveritas2 күн бұрын
Me in Fortnite (I've yet again placed 100th place for the 35th game in a row)
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
@karlisulmanis38103 ай бұрын
office's sink*
@airapples3 ай бұрын
offices urinal*
@Adolf-Schickelgruber4 ай бұрын
we remaking ww2 german art whit this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nosequeponermedenombrexd60314 ай бұрын
We about to expel an Austrian painter from art school again
@HolyDesolateLord3 ай бұрын
Why stop at the art?
@Inventor14882 ай бұрын
Germany and the European spirit never disappeared. Maybe the war wasn't won by who should won it but we are still here ;)
@HolyDesolateLord2 ай бұрын
@@Inventor1488 We lost the war, but we won the world. It's only a matter of time... the fourth is coming. Stay strong brother✝
@palhacogozo892 ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLordAs a Christian, what the actual fuck
@yarik98934 ай бұрын
Работая доставщиком ждёшь заказ а когда приходишь к клиенту его отменили :
@theone-tg4ey3 ай бұрын
beautiful. perfection
@akashmohan9993 ай бұрын
Tiny hats disliked. They will never have such features
@tsani-bn2bk3 ай бұрын
And you will never have our features
@HolyDesolateLord3 ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk Keep your noses
@tsani-bn2bk2 ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLord Idk man I’m pretty content with my looks. Don’t look too different from you “aryans” or whatever you call yourselves
@installshieldwizard30172 ай бұрын
Ooga wooga lmao
@kevinmcmillin870Ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused. Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people. Here comes the sun.
@IOrbBiches4 ай бұрын
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
@saxonskelter11932 ай бұрын
It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart
@Expelten-mf1dzАй бұрын
Glad to see the resistance is still alive despite it all. We are going to make it men!
@ArgonNobleАй бұрын
Growing everyday. No more brother wars.
@tuncayusta31583 ай бұрын
Me: **talking badly about** My bestie: -Bro, teacher is behind you Me:...
@kileyli1233 ай бұрын
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
@theone-tg4ey2 ай бұрын
vendetta
@AmadeoDrysdale2 ай бұрын
When your grandmother tries to talk to you about the birds and the bees:
@catdogs42153 ай бұрын
german metal is the best thing ever created.
@USSR_.NAZ13 ай бұрын
All masculine history came in my mind
@aerizinnn2 ай бұрын
I can see the weeping angel from hearing this
@alexkotov63362 ай бұрын
👍👍👍 Don't Blink )))
@theone-tg4ey2 ай бұрын
No tears now , only dreams.
@SteelReaper44507 күн бұрын
The Angels have no voice
@CatolicoDaLegiaoBrancaBelarus2 ай бұрын
THE WEST HAS RISEN!
@wikozaldy86233 ай бұрын
Me when i face my dad with a belt:
@theone-tg4eyАй бұрын
Get rid of enemies sabatoge and subterfuge keep them away restore and heal all
@gustaviokkk54222 ай бұрын
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
@Zoms_23429 күн бұрын
here comes the sun!⚡⚡
@JoeDoe-cd3izАй бұрын
The busts are epic my friend ❤
@notbatmanbut3 ай бұрын
piece of art
@Nyanpasu_pasuАй бұрын
Me after watching too many Mommy ASMR videos and remembering I must not disappoint my ancestors and continue the bloodline.
@xenon9717Ай бұрын
hell naw 💀
@unclefester18403 ай бұрын
When you see your stepsister stuck in the dryer.
@lesliechow92383 ай бұрын
Chill dawg
@TheodoreKacnizki3 ай бұрын
how i look at bro after he told me his plan on how to lose virginity
@whitestrake93113 ай бұрын
LOL
@Kaido8183 ай бұрын
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
@Krik_v_dusheАй бұрын
Любой человек родившийся в бункере после ядерного апокалипсиса выходит наружу:🗿
@MissStrip13 ай бұрын
Perfect ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@theap0killyp1k219 күн бұрын
Me when I'm watching a comedy alone and I hear laughing next to me:
@MayhemZip2 ай бұрын
Me whenever anyone doesn't follow the Catholic church. ✝
@filus052 ай бұрын
Arno Breker was likely protestant lmao
@MayhemZip2 ай бұрын
@@filus05 Don't know of him
@filus052 ай бұрын
@@MayhemZip The guy who made the statue.
@b-1battledroid6742 ай бұрын
The entire family table after grandpa is done explaining how he would solve the Israel-Gaza conflict:
@Iovi_Magno2 ай бұрын
😂
@theone-tg4ey2 ай бұрын
Kek based Grandpa
@b-1battledroid6742 ай бұрын
@@theone-tg4ey He gonna do TKD
@user-vj8jc6mc2b3 ай бұрын
Pov: Как я ущущаю когда я переслушал все песни Rammstein
@Teach_135Ай бұрын
Сверх развитым существом
@AltgxbxlzlzАй бұрын
testosterone…..is over 90000 😎😎
@carl0252 ай бұрын
How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night
@gwentboy1845Ай бұрын
Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":
@SantiagoLopez-fo4qx2 ай бұрын
Sin duda sientes un poder al escuchar tremenda melodia
@br1ghtwater4402 ай бұрын
It's like he's staring at me in disappointment
@zandhart9834 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@sawprocarnage73802 ай бұрын
Mewing power!!!!
@CritKhan4 ай бұрын
Me looking at my grandfather after he spouted racist shit to my Korean prom date.
@Nerdskov4 ай бұрын
@CritKhan Sounds like an actual event that happened to you haha
@KnowingThyself4 ай бұрын
@@Nerdskovliterally my thoughts lol
@justicebalatensa3 ай бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@BobChicken403 ай бұрын
Jkkkkkkkkk nem ferrando
@HolyDesolateLord3 ай бұрын
As he should, you're diluting the noble master bloodline.
@snazzyjovialwyrm331417 күн бұрын
Sisyphus when the boulder rolls down the hill for the umpteenth time in a row:
@MesserschmittReaver3 ай бұрын
I like it i really do
@Exrylint2 ай бұрын
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
@damnson08132 ай бұрын
The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark: