The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 KZbin 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '' 🗿
@justaknight47517 ай бұрын
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@yoranvandenbrink86857 ай бұрын
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@BrunoFelgas7 ай бұрын
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@arcosianx86637 ай бұрын
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@Misezy7 ай бұрын
🗿
@kathywisniewski8627 ай бұрын
Me when the whole friend group stares my direction when the teacher says cyber-bullying is bad
@поззи-т9щ27 күн бұрын
Не рамштайн 😵😵😵😵
@colonelcorn950019 күн бұрын
It's good though
@oooglypenguin223819 күн бұрын
so sigma
@hailniggas18 күн бұрын
@@oooglypenguin2238 lmfao
@ibopremium960812 күн бұрын
omg youre so skibidi sigma!! Im sure youre also looksmax rizz gyatt king.
@lowlevelcodingch6 ай бұрын
Judge: "Not guilty" Me: "Thank you I wont do it again" My Lawyer:
@Jimmy-silma2 ай бұрын
Thankyou I won't do it again 💀
@lowlevelcodingch2 ай бұрын
@@Jimmy-silma ok this is way better, ima edit my comment
@Jack_Sparrow655Ай бұрын
😭👍
@raysmit687Ай бұрын
🧍♂
@Hydra-dr8hd14 күн бұрын
It's a West-European Catholic crusader with full germanic skull from the 11th century and this complete and accurate reconstruction was made by Arno Breker
@installshieldwizard30178 ай бұрын
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@Transcendent_Jil
@JohnnyCosinus3 ай бұрын
time traveller: are we before or after 9/11? george w bush: before time traveller:
@SKIPPY2028 күн бұрын
Wait a minute 💀
@everythingpnw11 күн бұрын
He could think you just meant the date though
@leftyyyx10 күн бұрын
this is so smart wtf
@o_o37546 күн бұрын
@@leftyyyx nope, what if he thinks your asking date?
@charlien61233 күн бұрын
Your here in rome ruled by Nero Claudis slayer of Christians
@yoboilucien82326 ай бұрын
"My enemie are many, My equals are None"
@raxusveritas5 ай бұрын
Me in Fortnite (I've yet again placed 100th place for the 35th game in a row)
@robertasvaicius44373 ай бұрын
Back when total war was good and had a sense of identity.
@ICBRobloxxАй бұрын
That was a quote from Napoleon
@smarttarded17 күн бұрын
Guys named many and guy named none: 🗿
@Bagigio969 ай бұрын
Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
@MelodieJeager9 ай бұрын
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
@ΕιρήνηΚαλανίδου9 ай бұрын
HAHA SAME
@ЖеняМухин-д5ф8 ай бұрын
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
@SgtJohnson-m8c8 ай бұрын
any exam for me
@patrickchwa13077 ай бұрын
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
@The509er8 ай бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4? The Revolutionary War minuteman:
@Homixxide_8 ай бұрын
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
@whyamihere-be7hg7 ай бұрын
The Paleolithic caveman:
@NdogsDogSPUD7 ай бұрын
The german in ww1 :
@tatotaytoman59346 ай бұрын
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm9106 ай бұрын
everyone is die
@lightning58309 ай бұрын
Average grandfather lore :
@JohnnyRico1187 ай бұрын
lmao
@stiwe1227 ай бұрын
🇩🇪 👴
@HileiYT7 ай бұрын
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@wxnterstxry97707 ай бұрын
@@HileiYT AYO💀💀
@Atomic09077 ай бұрын
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
@ilovelmg7 ай бұрын
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
@Hydra-dr8hd3 ай бұрын
The sculpture in the videoo is a reconstruction of a 11th century Catholic crusader from the area of Lotharingia near Flanders and Germany area The skull is full germanic (obviously, most crusaders were of full germanic origin) The sculptor that did the reconstruction was Arno Breker
@iyadbird3 ай бұрын
meanwhile pitbull Named "destoryer of gods" ready to throw away its life to save the toddler:
@deathsss666Ай бұрын
@@iyadbird DoG dog
@Low_fee.6937Ай бұрын
@Hydra-dr8hd sure, sculpture gives arnold schwarzenneger vibes
@AloComoMas7 ай бұрын
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
@Bulsebub3 ай бұрын
This got me
@lkb_runner4893Ай бұрын
Its just them looking at them like🗿
@zabdiel9181Ай бұрын
It's funny until you realize is looking at you
@andreacooke39Ай бұрын
Fr, they always stare at me like i just took down a god
@xspz17 күн бұрын
@@andreacooke39 💀
@Avalos-Entertainment9 ай бұрын
Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
@sciepan6669 ай бұрын
arigato, gyro
@junkyporpoise42549 ай бұрын
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
@ChillGuy28549 ай бұрын
Go johnny go go go
@wrathengel829 ай бұрын
HELP that happened to me once
@wrathengel829 ай бұрын
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
@MyraHeavenGift8 ай бұрын
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
@arianathearyan8 ай бұрын
Handwriting moment
@JESSEPlNKMANN8 ай бұрын
literally me but im bro
@kylarai38607 ай бұрын
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@arianathearyan7 ай бұрын
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
@C79YT6 ай бұрын
stolen comment ☠️
@Robotic_edits9 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
@alexandrefillot96007 ай бұрын
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
@m.a.g.y.17966 ай бұрын
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
@Cristopher7625 ай бұрын
Escola mais tranquila dos Estados Unidos
@PH_295 ай бұрын
@@Cristopher762os cara lá é doido né mn kkkkk
@Mnstr-lv5bs5 ай бұрын
Juujika no Rokunin :D
@catthumbsup487 ай бұрын
Phineas: I know what were going to do today! Ferb:
@GlIsaacLHilongos5 ай бұрын
Ferb looking at Phineas after learning about Auschwitz
@yoyopiah50474 ай бұрын
Why does this kinda fit tho
@mabelmaidenogueramartinez29644 ай бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Sentientcap3 ай бұрын
God damn i was eating now my tables coverd in food.
@Christ-is-my-1ord23 ай бұрын
Fr
@yashurishi5495 ай бұрын
When you rage a bit too hard during the night and you stop hearing your dad's snoring
@cronobloxedits3 ай бұрын
life flashing in front of my eyes 💀
@hunotkatona59722 ай бұрын
🤬.....🤨🤔😳😳😳😳
@reesewilkerson529Ай бұрын
hier kommt die Papa
@Jeff-lf4hy17 күн бұрын
@@reesewilkerson529*der
@cozz86048 ай бұрын
Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help. Skips:
@user-ii3lg4tv8q7 ай бұрын
Fr💀
@bjnation24506 ай бұрын
You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣
@bafumino2976 ай бұрын
Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6396 ай бұрын
@@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...
@Giga_Shrek9 ай бұрын
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
@GOOD-f4i7 ай бұрын
🗿
@airlesscanvas28872 ай бұрын
I somehow wake up 30 minutes to an hour before mine. My alarms set for 6:30 am
@dumbcook42Ай бұрын
@@airlesscanvas2887 True same
@CarusoEditx28 күн бұрын
That one is true
@ronankomarnicki5 күн бұрын
880th liker
@trojanjpg9 ай бұрын
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there's a teacher behind me right after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, homophobic, transphobic thing ever known to a man
@karlisulmanis38109 ай бұрын
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
@Nates_Edits8 ай бұрын
Same 🗿
@heyjunaid7 ай бұрын
To be honest, I just accept it.
@Dmachina6667 ай бұрын
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
@liamflanagin71346 ай бұрын
@@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not
@kiwigoose6987 ай бұрын
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
@rastinrafee88054 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@aaronsgsm2843 ай бұрын
Zeeland is a provincie in the netherlands they discoverd it then england took it over so technically
@kiwigoose6983 ай бұрын
@@aaronsgsm284 yep, cheeky Abel Tasman.
@LightYagami-ik1cgАй бұрын
@@rastinrafee8805oh wow😂😂😂
@rastinrafee8805Ай бұрын
@@LightYagami-ik1cg light yagami💀💀💀☠️☠️
@TheAmazinggg4169 ай бұрын
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
@HAMZyusuf6 ай бұрын
😔😭🗿
@Warcrimesinbosnia5 ай бұрын
I respect you. If this is how you would react than yeah I respect you
@HAMZyusuf5 ай бұрын
@@Warcrimesinbosnia real my girl broke up with me so 😭🥲🗿
@Warcrimesinbosnia5 ай бұрын
@@HAMZyusufsorry man funny thing is after my parents divorced my step father abused me and my mom lol
@BAAAAGHGH5 ай бұрын
@@Warcrimesinbosniaah sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well now
@gamerboyx54318 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
@lumi2407 ай бұрын
Hunter eyes >>>
@WB200135 ай бұрын
The ideas of the Austrian artist...
@NK-uu2vt4 ай бұрын
Thanos Snap
@theone-tg4ey3 ай бұрын
I didnt say do it. Dont attack me over hypotheticals and speculative. Please stop spamming me
@X_Mysterium2 ай бұрын
eren yeager
@guyguyson54269 ай бұрын
History test: Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
@14Misantrop889 ай бұрын
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
@romano839 ай бұрын
I know what type of man you are. @@14Misantrop88
@guyguyson54269 ай бұрын
@@14Misantrop88 indeed
@14Misantrop889 ай бұрын
@@romano83 A king.
@romano839 ай бұрын
@@14Misantrop88Yeah Zé stanzer
@jotarodripjo444915 күн бұрын
Babies when you steal their nose
@_avery_editzz_.9 күн бұрын
BAHAHA😭🙏
@fizzie69026 ай бұрын
Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:
@KaaneDragonShinobiАй бұрын
Come out, ye black and tans-
@TokenishTrinketАй бұрын
The English patron looking at the Irish copying his culture: 🗿
@Dryhten1801Ай бұрын
The Irish and Brits love each other they're always at the Irish bars around Europe
@sciepan6669 ай бұрын
me when i have to shit:
@DimitriCrackers9 ай бұрын
@simonpetrikov39929 ай бұрын
You should get that checked out
@peterhoffmann22319 ай бұрын
almost spilled my food. thx man
@air97108 ай бұрын
This at .25 speed is cursed
@larabra8 ай бұрын
Real
@FirstnameLastname-qe3ry9 ай бұрын
Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland
@PurpleDoritos6667 ай бұрын
This hit different ngl 🤣😭
@Radowid_V_Srogi5 ай бұрын
He did it on purpose 🗿
@kuczekk4 ай бұрын
exactly, my dear friend (prawda w chuj, byku)
@francismigs22244 ай бұрын
Oddly specific
@KiwiCannibalism3 ай бұрын
Mr worldwide
@_andrew189 ай бұрын
Peace of art .
@sabinakallaba46119 ай бұрын
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@mechv0d9 ай бұрын
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@PaoCybernetico8 ай бұрын
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
@justinmckay63098 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ptaku938 ай бұрын
Not piece?
@kjolskistudios7 ай бұрын
Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:
@ΟδυσσέαςΚαστανέντα3 ай бұрын
"I did what I had to do..."
@asurasyn2 ай бұрын
"Snow covers all sins."
@Dryhten1801Ай бұрын
True story for mine. Down the stairs..
@HF-dw6nx2 ай бұрын
1939 Stalin : I'm glad we signed a 10 years truce with that crazy dude 1941 Stalin : *hears this song* Why do I hear boss music ?
@FishbedMyBeloved2 ай бұрын
1945 stalin:
@bulltar27412 күн бұрын
Stalin's face when germans offered to exchange his captured son for the general
@Gmmmw138 ай бұрын
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
@elarmeroalquimista6 ай бұрын
More like germania
@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv6 ай бұрын
The fourth Reich with it 🗣️
@merial92 ай бұрын
@@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gvMore like Failure Reich.
@lukea4266Ай бұрын
Bot comment
@aussieglizzy699811 күн бұрын
@@merial9You’re going back.
@HriomDas-sf2gh9 ай бұрын
Kids when they see a person with no legs
@Michał-f5v9fАй бұрын
And point at them
@fusix926 ай бұрын
Time traveller: Is this WW1 or WW2? The WW1 soldier:
@pesutoishi19344 ай бұрын
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT START MEWING LITTLE GERMAN BOY:
@altozgfАй бұрын
babe, please stop mewing, youre not roman statue-
@Marie-su7yy4 ай бұрын
Yall remind me in 10 years to go back to this masterpiece
@asurasyn2 ай бұрын
Randy, your stiiiicks!
@parakeetbudgie23 күн бұрын
Ok
@BoxerdudeT_T16 күн бұрын
Set an alarm for the next 10 years😬
@AboveAverageAlessandro8 ай бұрын
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
@yessirgg2 күн бұрын
Fax
@Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa9 ай бұрын
I awake at 5 am
@frolt0009 ай бұрын
Me tooo
@user89900-f8 ай бұрын
😀
@fares80158 ай бұрын
4 am
@AustrianKettle_reborn6 ай бұрын
understandable, have a good day
@hisenburger23 ай бұрын
I go to bed at 5 am
@JonesJackson-vm1yv6 ай бұрын
pov the toilet seat is warm
@Kitzelofficial5 ай бұрын
But you’re home alone
@Maksimlevykin5 ай бұрын
И вообще это деревенский туалет @@Kitzelofficial
@sunshineskystar5 ай бұрын
That's not what POV means. The literacy crisis is real.
@paglapainter32472 ай бұрын
And it's 54°c outside.
@dankdyltch5366Ай бұрын
@@paglapainter3247I think I’d actually die at 54°c I’m Canadian
@theap0killyp1k26 ай бұрын
Me when I'm watching a comedy alone and I hear laughing next to me:
@s.apamplona71315 ай бұрын
But it was just the kid you kidnapped 🗿
@Zoms_2346 ай бұрын
here comes the sun!⚡⚡
@Michael-ex8lk4 ай бұрын
Me witnessing the nuclear explosion about to wipe out everything I ever knew and loved.
@УнмеитоАй бұрын
And the lightning ⚡️⚡️
@Lifegotmid9 ай бұрын
Joestar Family: *Exsist* Dio:
@josipbroztito70998 ай бұрын
Bro managed to misspell exist
@Lifegotmid7 ай бұрын
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
@jirku29957 ай бұрын
love that jojo ref
@Reuged6667 ай бұрын
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@theguyinurcloset694207 ай бұрын
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
@tsiegemund859 ай бұрын
How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive
@stefanos_g_ss54348 ай бұрын
real
@installshieldwizard30177 ай бұрын
And a failure
@arianathearyan7 ай бұрын
Edgy
@simonhouse4126Ай бұрын
Fact brother. Being alive and well (and hopefully healthy) are the most important things to always be grateful for and gain confidence from. If you're alive you're you, you can do what ever you need to do, right in this moment. Don't let thought take over or doubts win, confusing your emotional state or making you think you're something you're not. Just be you and keep discovering and shaping who that is with every moment and little tweak of the body & mind. Nameste 🙏
@journeyto100channel29 ай бұрын
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
@kaiserepsilon40119 ай бұрын
I don't blame you. That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
@239.Gabe97 ай бұрын
🗿
@TheFinnishTanker6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@agentbrownie7 ай бұрын
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
@oatwizardАй бұрын
Смешно, что дети со всех краев земли сталкиваются с одной и той же проблемой
@lynxgaming0707Ай бұрын
0:16 this part >>>>
@Тесак189 ай бұрын
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
@mepphin9 ай бұрын
ГЕР откатит
@alexisca80159 ай бұрын
NO
@IsraelCountryCube9 ай бұрын
@@alexisca8015YES
@IsraelCountryCube9 ай бұрын
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
@edil55618 ай бұрын
жиза
@catdogs42158 ай бұрын
german metal is the best thing ever created.
@Miintyys8 ай бұрын
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
@Ensalada10378 ай бұрын
Facts
@Southerner67 ай бұрын
Real
@-m-a-r-c-2 ай бұрын
That one Guy with the machete knife :
@Soldier_of_Christ12 ай бұрын
Me losing the game, the "N" key looking at me
@leisureclubaestheticambien837616 күн бұрын
Me in this life knowing Jesus already Won 🏆
@NovaInquisicaoGN3153 күн бұрын
Me when God thinks on me Me when I think on him
@Atheist_thinker999Күн бұрын
There is no god🗿
@theone-tg4ey9 ай бұрын
beautiful. perfection
@zandhart9839 ай бұрын
i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.
@colonelcorn950019 күн бұрын
Fake gender flag pfp
@colonelcorn950019 күн бұрын
2 genders
@saxonskelter11938 ай бұрын
It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart
@johncharter90737 ай бұрын
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.” “Yeah, especially the back.” Me: 0:34
@natasha-d2w6 ай бұрын
lmao fr
@Agent-xg1ye5 ай бұрын
It happend to me once, the time for the test wasn't due yet and the teacher said me: I'm sorry but I can't give the test back to you... I could have got a 10, but because of that, I got a 7😢
@Aredits23737Ай бұрын
@@Agent-xg1ye no problem bro, it's still better Marks! Keep it up and forget that 😊
@GustavoFerreira-xs2th3 ай бұрын
2:25 When the tooth fairy finds 57 human teeth under a child's pillow
@driftapogers81389 ай бұрын
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
@locklear3782Ай бұрын
Real
@juli_brmz43929 ай бұрын
History channel:
@random_channelxd8 ай бұрын
At 3:00 AM
@bigsmoke94218 ай бұрын
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
@Hydra-dr8hd24 күн бұрын
It's a West-European Catholic crusader with full germanic skull from the 11th century and this complete and accurate reconstruction was made by Arno Breker
@blitzy32447 ай бұрын
Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:
@Neyc_6 ай бұрын
Racism? Cringe child
@dfdf-rj8jr5 ай бұрын
i spit out my drink
@raxusveritas5 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@mrmidnight85655 ай бұрын
@@raxusveritasthat’s the point
@jonhy83515 ай бұрын
@@raxusveritasjust plain racism
@RealHumanGuy_9 ай бұрын
Me when I get a zero on the history test: (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
@ROON57864 ай бұрын
oh-
@wolffire54219 ай бұрын
For the Emperor
@mr.tomatohead37099 ай бұрын
Five the emperor
@muk2048 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@huehuechan8 ай бұрын
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
@matthewhoutchens60885 ай бұрын
It's like this FOR THE EMPEROR
@wrathengel829 ай бұрын
i love rammstein
@PAITIENT7 ай бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW49 or WW50? The napoleons:
@endermenshards64584 ай бұрын
the napoleons?
@gilgameshthetreasurehunter27504 ай бұрын
49 or 50? Shit, thats just the Imperium of Man at that point.
@Gonxp123 ай бұрын
Me looking at an immigrant.
@StrangeAeons133 ай бұрын
Same.
@IronWill-n5k2 ай бұрын
You mean illegal migrants?
@asaaday18692 ай бұрын
Stay mad kid
@hksy2k2 ай бұрын
*will probably fuck u up so stay away.
@manisdemisgod2 ай бұрын
@@asaaday1869GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
@gustaviokkk54228 ай бұрын
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
@kileyli1238 ай бұрын
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
@theone-tg4ey7 ай бұрын
vendetta
@ArgonNoble2 ай бұрын
Based
@harvey1445Ай бұрын
This one hits hard
@parcinesfahani3331Ай бұрын
POV My lawyer watching me talk my way from a parking ticket to a death sentence:
@2StrokeEnsi4 ай бұрын
0:51 Bro 3.67 Minutes after the math exam started
@Grayback126 ай бұрын
Time traveler: “Is this before or after hitler died?” The german officer:
@NatilCort8 ай бұрын
Me seeing bro change his sleep position Also me on bro's funeral:
@NayeliSalinas-r9r9 ай бұрын
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@johntimothychavaria9649 ай бұрын
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
@karlisulmanis38109 ай бұрын
office's sink*
@airapples8 ай бұрын
offices urinal*
@gonsouth3806 ай бұрын
"German painter visits france :😃 "Austrian painter visits france :🗿
@enderfries62132 ай бұрын
Judge: okay case dismissed, not guilty Me: thanks man i wont do it again My lawyer:
@lalocortes67999 ай бұрын
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
@gamebro4969 ай бұрын
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
@heisenberg49777 ай бұрын
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
@SteelReaper44505 ай бұрын
Fünf, Hier kommt die Sonne!
@Agent-xg1ye5 ай бұрын
@@heisenberg4977bro you are German-Italian right?
@iorbbiches9 ай бұрын
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
@Kaido8188 ай бұрын
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
@aymen_b12672 ай бұрын
"Hi dad, how was work today?" The dad:
@ilyanemes21836 ай бұрын
Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger
@ESDRONGO-mk714 күн бұрын
(it was killing everyone)
@umemonouniverso68439 ай бұрын
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
@rafaelvieira38206 ай бұрын
🗿
@tgstudio72 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
@LJSmusicandcinema2Ай бұрын
0:25 me when i finish the exam before anyone else (i mediately just gave up) to look cool.
@human_entropy79587 ай бұрын
me when the girl im talking to asks if I'm talking to other girls:
@twoblocksdown54642 ай бұрын
ayyyy lmao
@kanantube97885 ай бұрын
Me after a 10 hour workout:
@Exrylint7 ай бұрын
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
@UltraFire5389 ай бұрын
Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)
@darioslamer75617 ай бұрын
Listening Sonne while taking a shit be like
@aspireacer1782 ай бұрын
How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth
@Kolos915 күн бұрын
He was right..and you know WHO..
@SpookySaurian2 ай бұрын
Investigators when investicrocodiles arrive:
@parakeetbudgie10 күн бұрын
investidile
@chandlamhesoniasang93485 ай бұрын
Me when i see the sun rising
@chandlamhesoniasang93485 ай бұрын
In 1945
@ChuddieMcChuddington3 ай бұрын
@@chandlamhesoniasang9348 Why was the punchline in the replies....?
@TriangulationOfSquares2 ай бұрын
@@chandlamhesoniasang93481942-1943*
@Badger-p2wАй бұрын
How Mahoraga looked at Megumi when he first summoned him: (Megumi had mere seconds to live)
@USSR_.NAZ19 ай бұрын
All masculine history came in my mind
@FishbedMyBeloved2 ай бұрын
The masculine history in question (it's just racists)
@davidelectrictreadmillguyАй бұрын
@@FishbedMyBeloved all of them were based
@FishbedMyBelovedАй бұрын
@@davidelectrictreadmillguy based on what? Their ability to lose? One civilization won both the World Wars and the Cold War and it's the one that lets gay people marry HOORAH
@FishbedMyBelovedАй бұрын
@@davidelectrictreadmillguy then why did they all lose? Where are they today?
@davidelectrictreadmillguyАй бұрын
@@FishbedMyBeloved fdr lost? Churchill lost? What do you mean, I'm not referring only to nazis
@damnson08137 ай бұрын
The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:
@biskottyno20242 ай бұрын
HERE COMES THE SUN ☀️🔥
@carl0258 ай бұрын
How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night
@AustaDotPNG9 ай бұрын
we remaking ww2 german art whit this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nosequeponermedenombrexd60319 ай бұрын
We about to expel an Austrian painter from art school again
@HolyDesolateLord8 ай бұрын
Why stop at the art?
@Inventor14888 ай бұрын
Germany and the European spirit never disappeared. Maybe the war wasn't won by who should won it but we are still here ;)
@HolyDesolateLord8 ай бұрын
@@Inventor1488 We lost the war, but we won the world. It's only a matter of time... the fourth is coming. Stay strong brother✝
@palhacogozo897 ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLordAs a Christian, what the actual fuck
@angelazuremoto4330Ай бұрын
Pinocchio: Roasting the living hell out of me *His nose is not growing* me: 0:27
@FOX-3-AIM12018 сағат бұрын
how my friends look at me when the worst teacher in history says his father have cancer, so she can´t go tomorrow to school.
@FOX-3-AIM12018 сағат бұрын
also how everybody look at me when the teacher says having a firearm without license is iligal and dangerous😐
@ijnyuudachi49172 ай бұрын
Me when I'm playing rock paper scissors with my reflection and I lose: