/r/ShittyFoodPorn

[@DiamondCalibre]

"everything tastes worse if you water it down" My man loves to crunch on a hand full of espresso beans, I see.

[@jonw9791]

Boy I cant wait to get myself an ice cold fully concentrated glass of cordial

[@I3oozeAddict]

What the FUCK is an espresso bean

[@ColourlessAmiba]

I mean, I wouldn’t want to eat espresso beans after they’ve been watered down, so he’s got a point.

[@lpawowp]

Coffe fruits taste delish tho

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

John Galt it takes water to make chocolate

[@adancervantes6490]

“I hate poor people and their cheesy tomato bread, but god damn that banana water looks quite nice” -Charlie Toot

[@kelliwilliams4952]

MMMMM t o o t

[@lmaohi9447]

ｔｏｏｔ

[@neilmathur1]

-soot- *T 0 0 T*

[@Jvwoomy]

Toooooot

[@Bananoker]

_MY_ _FAVORITE_ _KZbinR_ _TOOT_ _HOUSE_

[@H4nn4hLuv]

The fact that those jelly ones existed and somebody probably ate them makes me feel uncomfortable

[@snakewithapen5489]

50's food aesthetic

[@nicejoecool]

Russians like to eat those things

[@AnnabelRoss6789]

My grandmother has a jello casserole recipe that will make you physically cringe...

[@erl_erl]

@@nicejoecool can confirm, we eat meat jello, actually fucking tasty if cooked correctly

[@nicejoecool]

@@erl_erl yeah I'm also Russian but God I hate those things

[@Peterscraps]

nothing will ever beat the 1950's aspic preserved boiled vegetables.

[@As567na]

@Drachmer hi there fellow soothouse and tf2 fan

[@DragnSly]

That'll make your teeth turn gray!

[@jadedmist]

@@DragnSly better just eat plain white sauce.

[@Vaulterz_thatxguy]

i dont wanna like this comment cause its at 699 likes

[@jadedmist]

@@Vaulterz_thatxguy to late someone has ruined it.

[@sugar-rice]

“Just because you love two things does not make it good,” “…is that why my parents divorced??”

[@rooksclown316]

"Yes"

[@luayon]

Geneycea Brooks OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

r/suicidebywords

[@fernunderstars]

You're everywhere lmao

[@Jedislayer19]

O O F

[@kairo3931]

The jelly ones made me feel unwell

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

SuicideMxu5 They make those in the 50s.

[@woahtherebud01]

@@beautyandtheoffbeats That doesn't make it less unholy!

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Muffin Button Oh by no means I'm saying it's not unholy, I'm saying people in the 50s made these jello recipes and ate them.

[@PixsicleStudios]

Ice cream beans makes me unwell

[@shizukagozen777]

SuicideMxu5 Yeah, it's DISGUSTANG.

[@frodoskypotter730]

Question: Are the bananas watered down or is the water bananad up

[@catalyst3713]

🤔

[@tumbletunes3101]

Great now my table is covered in garlic juice

[@apollyon9886]

Top ten questions science still can't answer.

[@alexanderormwiklund]

it´s actually not any of them it´s wined down and up

[@ariannasilva4462]

The water is bananaed up because there is a high concentration of water than banana. If there was a higher concentration of banana to water the banana would be watered down.

[@cloutan2746]

"Now that looks disgusting" *Who names an orange Sharon?* That broke me

[@gamergamer7508]

Sharon please come back I've named a orange after you

[@numba6457]

Your profile pic is the same as my steam profile pic lol

[@djdio3318]

Numba B-Zone Slav confirmed

[@fretful7044]

700th like

[@ammagon4519]

@@numba6457 I think I've seen that guy before.

[@stayhydrated2371]

just because you love two things, putting them together does not make it good. "..is that why my parents divorced?" *yes.*

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

*y e s*

[@Xannyphantom905]

same applies to women

[@corebroth8793]

“There are multiple meats in this clown” -Wilbur, 2k18

[@parsnipkid8103]

I like beating mine

[@yourlocallizard5374]

@@parsnipkid8103 don't we all🌚

[@-velsbellz-]

A yes,the beautiful year,200018

[@jerichooblivion5406]

"Oh, they're dinosaurs" _Why, why did THAT get me?_

[@rooksclown316]

If they didn't sing the jurassic park theme, I wouldn't have thought those things were supposed to be dinosaurs lol

[@MetFanMac]

Perfectly timed deadpan.

[@ketchuppacket4351]

*screeches the Jurassic Park theme*

[@abluehappyface748]

I thought they were horses

[@alansmithee419]

6:25 I'd love if in one of the Jurassic films halfway through one of the characters just now realises "oh, they're dinosaurs!"

[@officialeuladegenerate4035]

And then he add "I thought it was like a plumbing systems"

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I mean to be fair, those don't look anything like Dinosaurs at first glance

[@jvccr7533]

@@officialeuladegenerate4035 - Mr. Gennaro

[@TeddyJayO1]

That parent divorce joke didn’t get enough credit.

[@Tylerdurdensoapman]

I thought I was the only one who felt a bit sad at how they just carried on after that

[@patrice-or3xx]

that was a hell of a joke :D

[@maxchaplin9456]

I wholeheartedly agree

[@masterblasters5015]

7he Runaway Kid ikr

[@TeddyJayO1]

True dat

[@webzter2661]

I actually had something called "Vinegar Soup". Literally a bowl filled with Vinegar and chicken. Why did my Grandma make this? I don't know. Why do parents enjoy it? I don't know either.

[@erictruong324]

Thats fucking nasty

[@jjelite0387]

Dementia

[@vivinotfromloona25]

I feel like throwing up at the thought of it

[@Viberius096]

I could go for some of that, not gonna lie

[@webzter2661]

@@Viberius096 -you're a madman- *_um... sure go ahead_*

[@thatoneguyye]

4:34 I looked at that *_F U C K I N G S A N D W I C H_* *AND I THOUGHT: "WOW, THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF OLIVES FOR ME!"* *_A Y O U N G G R O W I N G B O Y_*

[@henrydonaldson4665]

worst part is those look like the canned olives that taste like they've been marinaded in pure steel.

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

TheRealCreator - I STAN IT

[@KaregoAt]

I fucking love olives boiiii

[@fulcrum2951]

@@henrydonaldson4665 provides a substantial amount of iron

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

*A Y O U N G G R O W I N G B O Y*

[@SundanceMLD]

“I looked at that fUCKING SANDWICH AND I THOUGHT “WOW, THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF OLIVES FOR ME” “ Wilbur Soot

[@boiboi6847]

*A YOUNG GROWING BOY*

[@riley659]

please turn your volume down 15 decibels when reading these comments

[@sunshineunits5970]

When I was a little kid, I remember going to this grocery store that always had meat clowns for sale at the deli counter. I never saw any of the clowns get sold, yet they were never thrown out I assume the buttloads of conservatives made them near immortal. So these creepy meat faces were never thrown out, never sold, never aged. They just sat there in silence. Watching. Judging.

[@sunshineunits5970]

conservatives is 10 times better than preservatives

[@riomeow]

Petunia Feuillemort I think u mean preservatives

[@garbagetruckenthusiast2415]

@panthers62014 just a buttload of rightists made the meat clowns near immortal😂😂

[@mr.platinum696]

Disgusting. I hate conservatives in manufactured meat. I only have organic meat. You know, the kind with liberals in it. It just makes my body feel better.

[@hereticwaffle5514]

Liquid Odd watching. Judging. Waiting.

[@Pagzz]

"are we actually recording?" "Yeah why not?"

[@fukaseminecraft2121]

600th like

[@turtle-c4505]

*"THEY'VE JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER"* im dead

[@DKQuagmire]

Me after spending an hour in the bath XD

[@mrpateuq125]

@@DKQuagmire An hour in *Z A B A F F*

[@2small4theMall]

Hey you guys I'm just gonna take a quick *B A F F*

[@ihatetaki6017]

@@mrpateuq125 Oh my g- I FOUND MY PEOPLE

[@adapah7019]

Hang on guys, I'm just gonna take a *B A F F*

[@lily91109]

There's a post from Tumblr that said "The British cook like they hate food." And they're fucking right I do, and I would eat it too.

[@cancercrab6487]

lol

[@doplop]

i read it wrong and i thought it was saying there is a british cook that like they hate food and i was so confused

[@radicalonion4979]

*Y O U ' R E A G R O W I N G B O Y*

[@radicalonion4979]

Why do I keep getting replies by pornbots

[@lordadorable7362]

Probably a virus. To clarify, it's a computer virus not the std type of virus.

[@radicalonion4979]

@@lordadorable7362 well I get that. I say that because in total I've gotten about 5 bots replying to my comment, most of which have since been deleted.

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

@@Bread-ky6ri I see you're a Slazo fan

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@@Sundel_Marlutte True

[@schtinky1151]

_"m e a t c l o w n"_

[@mattjz8977]

I'd rather not, thanks

[@saintpansy]

I liked the meat clown

[@Poopshitter40000]

Do not eat the clowns meat

[@saintpansy]

Shah Dalamadur But... I wanna eat the clown meat

[@Poopshitter40000]

Mark Zuckerberg *no*

[@WorldofWarcraftValai]

Soothouse turning into Scoothouse

[@lisaNaRVo69]

This comment Needs *_more_* damn likes

[@phospenguillite8895]

Poland can no go to space?

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

Poland detected.

[@largeslappy]

*MORTY, I AM PICKLE.* *HELP ME HAVE HIJINKS.*

[@josieblueyoutube2677]

That joke didn’t get enough credit

[@Aces-Of-Spade]

I might be too Canadian, because that last one was a poutine, and I'd definitely eat that... It looks so good

[@-jak-9449]

Only Canadian look at this mess and think “yum, I want to eat that”

[@demonminer8093]

that legitimately looks like the best poutine ever. the cheese curds are all nice and melted, the gravy is probably amazing, and the fries are thick and crunchy...

[@bowsmed]

I thought it was some sort of Mexican food, but tbh after hearing it's poutine I'd still eat it, I'm not Canadian though, I hope that doesn't break some kind of code

[@demonminer8093]

@@bowsmed You're breaking the code that states there is a code for this crap. we share everything, especially our delicious food

[@bowsmed]

@@demonminer8093 oh rad, Canada's the best!

[@cloclo1017]

Sausage party deleted characters

[@sinnsearly5311]

Scott Peltier was that a fucking pun

[@Riolupai]

Good comment

[@Riolupai]

"They've just gotten out of the shower"

[@chocolate_gore]

TWO VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK? THE ALMIGHTY PANT HAS BLESSED US

[@Fanrose2475]

*Y I M Y U M*

[@Fanrose2475]

@Mahum M. And David said, "Take, this is my clothing. Eat and be Yim Yum"

[@mrpateuq125]

Only pant can sustain me

[@chocolate_gore]

FanRose FabRose Spencer Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing

[@n0t_y0ur_ghostyy]

*E A T P A N T*

[@normalguycraig]

4:29 still one of my favourite Wilbur quotes man I looked at that sandwich, I looked at that *_fucking sandwich_* and thought WOW. The PERFECT amount of olives for *ME.* _A YOUNG GROWING _*_BOY._*

[@DankMatter]

You put a naughty word in the title! _Demonetized and age restriction!_

[@seangrand3885]

I guess.. it was a SHITTY TITLE

[@gonk986]

Johny Johny Yes KZbin Demonetizing videos? Y E S P A P A

[@ykyos_]

I see you more than justin y.

[@lowryder3209]

Knawtaie

[@gonk986]

@@ykyos_ Because he is gone now because of people being so salty about some comments it hurts.

[@sunsfawn]

And I thought *”WOW THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF OLIVES FOR mE”*

[@V55-y3z]

A young growing boi!

[@co5micwaffle742]

"-15db for your safety" is such a mood

[@fressh]

Elizabeth needs to learn how to share her damn scooters...

[@BeansOnToast420]

The communist party wants to know your location.

[@greynolds17]

sounds like communist propaganda to me

[@ebinnisti1769]

Scoothouse

[@grongy6122]

Scoot the burbs

[@Bread-ky6ri]

Svyatoslava Utlyakova *NO*

[@m0rpheus980]

mum: now what do you want for your birthday? Me: *Meat clown* mum: *you know we don’t speak its name*

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

WHOMSTD'VE SUMMONETH THE ANCIENT ONE??!!

[@tredI9100]

Re-writing this comment with time stamps. My mum: now what do you want for your birthday? Me: 2:37 Also my mum: you know we don’t speak its name

[@SundanceMLD]

MET LWN

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

The Flesh Jester.

[@memegumin]

Ahh foodporn, the two things that I love the most merged together! And it's a nightmare...

[@amcorgi2630]

"Just because you love two things, putting them together does not make it good."

[@Puffinstuff]

It's why my parents divorced.

[@Eternal-fractal]

what would food hentai be? edit: wow. i got a lot of likes and responces to this. thank you. the answer im going with is hamburger chan impregnating nood-le yandere with his "mayo" after his french fry fucker tentacles violated every part of her. my mind is not okay. i didn't even realise this is not a normal thing to type until i finished.

[@barrel5168]

etherial umbra food that’s just drawn

[@fromamorecivilizedage]

Dark Megumin you know what isn’t a nightmare? Artillery only

[@pidgeth7006]

Fun fact: anything is edible if you try hard enough

[@TheRogueWolf]

Fun fact: A man named Michel Lotito once ate a plane. (A Cessna 150, to be precise.) The Guinness Book of World Records gave him a brass plaque in commemoration. He ate that too.

[@pidgeth7006]

@@TheRogueWolf yim yum

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

He yim yumed way too hard

[@Ixe2077]

@Genocide Papy Thanks you too!

[@Ixe2077]

What about air? Or cyanide?

[@ryanleblanc5164]

1:48 “Please... NO MORE CORN!”

[@juicemight1259]

Never heard of corn. Except on the cob. YIM YUM.

[@Joshy-]

Pretty corny if you ask me

[@Falaxuper]

Mum! r/oldpeoplefacebook is leaking again!

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

*"Who names an orange Sharon?"* The same person who named an orange "Bruno"

[@Vortexio]

Banani

[@Corsicus]

Or Trump

[@kuzrahfan2004]

School Kashoot I was waiting for that comment

[@Corsicus]

bliind.expo. y e s

[@spark9185]

cause its orange. and mars is also orange. so if you eat a bruno orange. YOUR EATING BRUNO MARS!

[@connor5053]

NO WAY THE YIM YUM YING YANG SHIRT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@brianna1004]

Connor THEY LISTENED TO ME

[@brianna1004]

Connor THEY LISTENED TO US. R/OLDPEOPLEPOSTS OMG.

[@isabelleblais1077]

*_YES_*

[@dethmaul]

How does copyright work? Whoever posted the first yim yum that was posted to Reddit, or whoever posted it ON reddit has rights? Noone has rights?

[@aepheixa]

It reminds me about the SML video with the fortune cookie video

[@karenorellana4292]

When I tell the subway employee I want more olives this is what I mean 4:20

[@faebees5793]

I love olives

[@justmo6208]

@#1 ratbag you're name describes everything about you.

[@darkillusionx]

Subway worker:*puts normal amount of olives* Me:more Sw:but I was only instructed to put sev... M:more *now* Sw:that'll be extra M:does it look like I care Sw:okay..how much oli... M:all of them

[@fernandgauthier7895]

how in the world a subway driver is resposible for food ..... the guy drive the subway to the next station .

[@RandomPerson57_]

It’s so stupid that you have 6 olives on a foot long. That’s only one for every other bite

[@Hattits]

WHO NAMES AN ORANGE SHARON?!

[@ThatRandomJaz]

Hatti I swear they aren’t oranges they are Sharon fruit 😅

[@SageThePrincess]

All I can imagine is just, dan sitting in his chair, Staring at this image and the first thing he notices, Not even the way the food looks mind you, Just "Who the fuck names an orange Sharon"

[@OriLOK2]

Probably an orange Sharon's mother

[@stargarden2577]

Soothouses newest shirt

[@kittycamiori]

6:34 "Now that looks disgusting" "What? The chips?" "Who names an orange Sharon???" I died at that

[@woodensoup2797]

Now that’s disgusting WHO NAMES AN ORANGE, SHAREN?!

[@sleepyheadmemes]

that looked delicious though or maybe I'm just hungry

[@LittleEpicSpeakers]

It's poutine, a traditional dish from Québec and it is deliciousss that one just looked a bit melted lol

[@sleepyheadmemes]

i've always been in love with the idea of poutine, can't believe chips cheese n gravy isn't a thing anywhere in the uk

[@riomeow]

Choco-Chan they’re not oranges they’re Sharon fruit

[@Cpt_Natalia]

*God has joined the server*

[@JP-il7qk]

*God has been suspended for using godmode*

[@espurr8257]

*satan has joined the server*

[@gonk986]

Why the fuck does Pichu have a gun

[@goodbadtzmaru7930]

*God Has Plunged Me Into The World*

[@ariana7055]

whenever i see an adidas slider *i’m ready for dinner.*

[@completetrash7205]

*_That’s when I know daddy’s home_*

[@lemonadebyguccimane]

"add-di-dahs"

[@rachelmaurer6843]

First of all.... YOUR PROFILE PIC IS BOMB AF (That's one of my fav Jenna videos) Also... Why ya'll so thirsty for ad-e-dahs?

[@sofiadae5975]

i'm ready f o r d i n n e r

[@casandrajohnson]

I just got this recommended ramdomly but jesus christ I never knew how badly I needed this channel in my life also you guys sound high af

[@alektro9493]

They prolly are

[@michealelijahdipasalegne]

*T H E P E R F E C T A M O U N T O F O L I V E S F O R M E* (Edit: why the actual fuck does this have six hundred likes)

[@marblerye777]

is that connor i see? OwO

[@phatmeme1256]

2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

[@Kat-Kobold]

15 Decibels for your own safety

[@theclockman]

@@Kat-Kobold nah 20 is better

[@specccle1138]

mm yes I love when I find other connor pfps in the comments

[@mimifroggy2177]

two soothouse vids in ONE WEEK!?!? have...have i been blessed?

[@quarthmeat1884]

No. We all have

[@subscribetoinstantlydie7939]

We*

[@Afumaii]

KannaKMS

[@Evys]

it's a curse not a blessing

[@MrAllallalla]

1:29 that's the best joke anyone ever made

[@Crosssss]

"thats when i know daddys home" I FCUKIGN CHO CKED ON MY SODA HSAHSAH

[@waitwuuut3170]

r/ihadastroke much

[@wioshl9293]

Normal people: Can I have bottled water, please? Me, an intellectual: bottled down water, m'lady.

[@thisismyname5657]

What are you, an animal? Watered down bottles are way better.

[@umbrella9013]

Wow charlie is way more talkative than normal

[@aleksbb2537]

shuichi saihara what color is Charlie ?

[@Eevolie]

blue!

[@oo0oo326]

He is very passionate about food porn

[@umbrella9013]

@@aleksbb2537 blue

[@oumakokichi7028]

that’s a great username right there

[@nakenmil]

2:04 That's aspic. It's brothy jelly with dinner or lunch food inside. It's a horrendous remnant of godawful 60s-70s cuisine.

[@nakenmil]

That's... probably quite tasty, if off-putting. Less off-putting than the shrimp-and-egg aspic my mom makes, though.

[@masarutas]

Pork meat in gelatinous pork bone broth (kholodets) is pretty nice to eat with some dark rye bread and some horseradish or dijon mustard. I've never seen people put vegetables or eggs into jelly, but it might be nice. Also, I'd like to know what kind of a mad man though that putting spaghettios with tomato sauce in jelly is ok.

[@alexisfiligree9116]

Head cheese is delicious.

[@bobb-ye9ze]

they also dont know what poutine is

[@jornoftherebellion9370]

My grandpa loves that. But I can't even look at it without choking.

[@officialxverzusz]

Canned, Lubbed, Chicken CANNED LUBBED CHICKEN WTF?!

[@harvbegal6868]

Yup, and its salty as fuck to.

[@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644]

That's what I call Steve's dick

[@movedaccounts8572]

CLC

[@hollymh6266]

1:35 I'm getting flashbacks to the 1960s and I wasn't even there

[@sass_]

This shit is very much current fire for us slavs.

[@thatoneidiot5144]

4:33

[@facemelter8610]

*M E A T C L O W N*

[@literallyglados]

Clown meat

[@manmann6720]

cinnamon roll me @ clown

[@njinlover]

Better than clown meat...

[@sploinkbob]

Not gonna eat that clowns meat

[@antitheist3206]

I rate that an M for There are *multiple meats* in that clown.

[@celinaastbury4619]

6:34 I’m not Canadian but that’s poutine and it’s bugging me that they don’t know what it is

[@Kris-em9fo]

right? that's like, ESPECIALLY good poutine

[@ultimategeass24]

Can you then explain to me what exactly poutine is? Cause im not pretty sure if i like it ahaha

[@monus782]

@@ultimategeass24 to be more exact it's a food item that that's kinda the symbol of the French speaking region of Quebec (I know because I once lived there) and for the most part are fries with cheese curds (a certain kind if I remember correctly) and a sauce for it. If anything Quebec we miss the most is poutines, and we've found that it's hard to replicate it outside of that place. Thus that's probably what happened in the pic.

[@ultimategeass24]

@@monus782 Ok now it makes sense much appreciated 👍

[@silverkyre]

@@monus782 It's fries with gravy and cheese curds

[@laggyhuman4169]

"who names an orange sharon?"

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

**extreme laughing**

[@J-D03]

Do you guys eat your pant with or without the zipper?

[@Fanrose2475]

I fry the zipper separately. But i keep the lint and store it fir later

[@grenish3884]

I eat the bottom only

[@scyi.3665]

i only eat the zipper

[@carz7949]

Ew that’s the worst part

[@Quantum7R]

With, I like the extra C R U N C H

[@xcxzozo3899]

I work at a hospital and everyday at dinner they have these flavored water stations were they put in fresh fruit and last night it was edible flowers and a WHOLE pineapple not cut up it was literally whole with the spiky outside and leafy part all intact

[@Xipheria]

P I N E A P P L E W A T E R

[@oreocult6185]

r/thathappened

[@SwaggerSonic]

xcxzozo Mmm delicious

[@xcxzozo3899]

@@oreocult6185 i honestly wish it was a joke but someone legit thought it was a good idea

[@oxygen5120]

@@oreocult6185 r/nothingeverhappens

[@MikeDaddy]

Bone app the teeth

[@ohoku5841]

Bone apple tree

[@spleakerphone]

bones of the teet

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

That pizza pot pie gave me lack toes in toddler ants.

[@dottiexblaze9553]

Bone apple teeth

[@Xipheria]

bong hit my flea

[@sumox1727]

We have meat clowns in Australia but we kinda Refer to it as “Smiley Meat” Yeah weird...

[@SilverSkitty]

CatCrumble Gamer have you ever eaten one?

[@sumox1727]

I’ve eaten lots of them they are really good

[@dasutanehineri]

@Cat Food to keep the secrets

[@daKoenig]

In germany we call em clown ham...

[@wiggl3s_821]

Im pretty sure we have meat in the UK thats teddy bear meat and instead of a clown face its a teddybears face. So i didnt find that one that weird.

[@tysonkk9084]

Perfect amount of olives -Gordon Ramsay 2018

[@applescruffs537]

“Who names an orange Sharon?”

[@ilmu011]

I like my food like I like my women EXTRA THICC

[@Fanrose2475]

I like my women like i like my reasons to live. Existing

[@gonk986]

I like my food like I like my Fortnort let's plays EPICITO GOT 'EM😆😂👌😝😎😜👍🎃🎃🍆🍳

[@c.h.1839]

I like my neat like i like my women Feeling good after beating it

[@bubba6675]

despacito 69 your “neat” ?

[@evlbzltyr]

I like my women like I like my oranges: named Sharon

[@normalguycraig]

0:29 this clip has lived in my head rent free since I saw it 2 fucking years ago. Every day its just "idk the cheese looks a bit C O A G U L A T E D for my liking"

[@mercedessettle7824]

Actually that last one was poutine. It is very common everywhere in Canada and the name originally meant "hot mess" in french but they shortened it. It includes fries gravy and cheese curds. Sometimes bacon is added. Poutine is very delicious (and fattening) but if the cheese doesnt melt, the gravy is too salty, or the fries are just shit, it wont be good anyway.

[@heiposs1227]

Hollup hollup. Im quebec french and how the fuck is poutine shortened for hot mess? What the hell kinda words did you use to say in french hot mess that ressembles poutine??

[@mercedessettle7824]

Oh lol well online it said it came from hot mess but idk. The important thing is poutine looks gross but is awesome lmao

[@popcat2031]

Fun fact *apparently truck drivers in Quebec created poutine* may not be legit but I learned it in school.

[@mickeyrube6623]

What's the red stuff? Hot sauce?

[@popcat2031]

Mickey Rube what do you mean red stuff? We were talking about 6:36

[@PhilTruthborne]

"Oh they're dinosaurs" I'm pretty sure i just woke up my neighbours from unreasonably loud laughter

[@elifishwhat]

* C O A G U L A T E D*

[@karlsebastiansollenhag8802]

C Reyes, me too.

[@sydperkins4083]

How is every single moment of this perfectly quotable

[@mdlucid]

4:35 after eating that sandwich, youll have 0lives left

[@markmayonnaise1163]

My kind of humour

[@abitheangel9933]

*A Y O U N G G R O W I N G B O Y*

[@zanderb5379]

Jesus. Who the hell doesn’t eat burgers with shell? 🤦‍♂️

[@amarok5826]

I eat it with the farm, get on me fuckin’ level

[@relic7]

y’all niggas weird as fuck I eat it with the farmer, he’s a great lad

[@finnphobic_4807]

Y’all I eat it with the factory where they processed it in, get on my fockin level

[@limekarp9853]

Non of Ya ding dang doods are on my level I eat it with the whole Multiveres sooooo *GET ON MY LEVEL*

[@beep898]

Eating the shell *Understandable* Eating it with pickles and onions *Disrespectful*

[@yeethittter1285]

4:21 this moment is so underrated

[@feelio_]

Nice hollow knight pfp

[@frontdeskconcierge]

3:57 scoothouse... did anyone make that joke yet?

[@thatoneidiot5144]

Yeah sorry

[@frontdeskconcierge]

@@thatoneidiot5144 😢

[@nickbuchanan9755]

I love the smell of *clown meat* in the morning.

[@cinnamonperoxide2161]

I farted as I read this

[@epicool6527]

Wtf SAME!

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

4:30 when you ask for extra olives on your foot long sub

[@fromamorecivilizedage]

do artillery only

[@sockman42]

*_A Y O U N G G R O W I N G B O Y_*

[@memeaddict1017]

6:42 Those are Sharon fruits.They have other names but the name I call them are Sharon fruits,They have a thin yet durable skin on the outside and a delicious yet gritty inside,It tastes like a peach x plum hybrid and I would recommend.

[@bowsmed]

that sounds addictive af

[@kscdisappointment2404]

@@bowsmed oNcE u PoP YoU cAnT StOp

[@domesticatedmoss]

They do have only a short period of ripeness between being tough and then just being so squishy you can't eat them so they don't tend to be in many supermarkets as it's quite hard to store them

[@DeesDeemone]

i come with an extra dipping sauce of depression and anxiety

[@thisismyname5657]

Are the condiments free or do they cost an additional 99¢?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Add some depression and anxiety to your hamburger now for an extra taste of sadness and hating your life and yourself! Just for an extra 99¢!

[@retf8977]

Hahaaaaa.... self deprecation, firstly funny and totally relatable and isn't annoying stop it already.... hahaaaaa..

[@Corio626]

God damn, that was an epic xD my friend. Your totally relatable wacky hot topic humor gives me cancerous aids tumours.

[@croosz1959]

Couch Potajoe how 'bout you laugh for once you fucking mong

[@orryyy]

Hah You eat the burger in the wrapper Pathetic I eat the whole Macdonalds

[@neppico]

I eat the sign too, as a true intellectual

[@talhozlin]

@@neppico I eat the entire fucking street.

[@TheRealL1R]

@@talhozlin I eat the whole fucking municipality.

[@AddHandleToContinue3757]

MC Fixer Pshhh, I eat the entire country.

[@hardlybreathe93]

This fucking website. I swear to god

[@jrw2319]

*I COULDNT BREATHE THIS ENTIRE VIDEO*

[@spleakerphone]

Corrupt Pastels SAME HERE I QM PHYSICALLY DYING

[@soggybreadman4035]

Its because you were too busy choking on *T H E P E R F E C T A M O U N T O F O L I V E S*

[@ktony859]

*_I'M CALLING THE CORONER AS WE SPEAK_*

[@isabellearaindrop]

i like watching these while im fasting because it helps me cope. puts me off food for weeks.

[@ridiculousharbinger4927]

I’m not a religious man but if I see *porn* I click

[@epichistorybyjj]

are u ok

[@whatever.8310]

I have to ask my mom first...

[@joraluzmala]

The sharon fruit thing is actually a sharon fruit XD Also known as persimmon

[@thecelestialstarship]

Yes, I eat it quite a lot, it's really tasty and sweet

[@kaarpiv375]

Pepsiman?

[@R4G4M3MN0N]

Perspiration?

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

Pizzatime?

[@zecchinoroni]

I've never heard it called a sharon fruit.

[@mooretimeinthekitchen7635]

Who would defile chocolate by adding sprouts?

[@Darticus42]

Moore Time in the Kitchen who would defile brussel sprouts by adding chocolate?

[@mooretimeinthekitchen7635]

@@Darticus42 There's no defiling a sprout, nothing you add could take away that awful taste.

[@asmallhick]

Someone with the courage to challenge God

[@mooretimeinthekitchen7635]

@@asmallhick Likely the devil themself

[@Darticus42]

Moore Time in the Kitchen Call me crazy but I've learned to like Brussel Sprouts, especially if you cook it with garlic, something sweet & acidic like lemon/balsamic vinegar/wine/honey, bacon, and olive oil. I was joking about the chocolate however, it is clearly the superior food

[@elena4875]

Even two years later, looking at these foods makes me feel sick

[@CaptainPepperchannel]

Ok now this is epic

[@edgykid8066]

Alexa, play Fortnite!

[@jontribs5275]

Xbox record that

[@joshg1451]

Wick Ok, Mr. Shapiro

[@montyp.moneybags8199]

Is it just me or is Charlie much funnier this time?

[@Zerranova]

I've always thought he's generally a bit quiet but whenever he does speak its fucking great

[@skeezmcgyster6658]

He was on fire this video

[@idkwhattoputherelol9049]

Do you know which food is better than every food in this video? *P A N T*

[@draguchan9799]

It's so yim yum

[@ethankennedy9761]

hardeehardeehar you said an item that is unconventionally used for consumption and spaced out the letters ecks dee... Dude, just stop.

[@favhri4428]

6:38 "Who names an orange sharon" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@themightypineapplewalrus7244]

Me and David will share it?! Don't you mean *David and I?!*

[@TEEHEE37593]

ScootHouse

[@theozone1st182]

I thought of the same thing, made a comment, then found your comment

[@bagsbugs3024]

4:17 That is the most beautiful laughter that I've ever heard, so melodic lol

[@saxgarcon6867]

4:29; ok Will calm down, we’ll get you a nice refreshing glass of olive water there there. Edit: this is the best part of the video. Fight me!

[@bluemycool]

4:36 This is the Content I subscribed for. No really, Loud sounds are my weakness, I almost spit out my water when this part played

[@jadenbates]

*T E S C O C L O W N M E A T S C A N D A L*

[@ThatChickWithSwag]

How could you put Poutine in the same category as those messes? Wtf

[@opraetta667]

This came up on my recommended again and man, I miss them.

[@anaeb.4764]

Lmao their reaction to poutine, it's better than what it look like btw 😂

[@killingmooo7836]

Honestly im not sure about the cheese on that

[@harald921]

"Too much" cannot be applied to cheese products

[@elasmith4218]

@@killingmooo7836 just no the cheese is the best it tastes better than some kraft dinner slice of cheese

[@anaeb.4764]

@@killingmooo7836 It's because its melted but it's actually delicious

[@griffinjones2678]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@GenericHandle185]

6:40 *that was poutine and its delicious*

[@theleftonelast591]

I was gonna say, but I can understand their view of it because it isnt really an international thing

[@okekarry]

It looks disgusting

[@kadehill6145]

It’s amazing, fries/chips, gravy, and cheese. Mmm

[@yourunclejoe9500]

but it tastes amazing

[@booty4031]

Carnivorous carnivore Good boy

[@twistedlogik2523]

I find myself with a sudden craving for: M E A T C L O W N

[@sadvec6328]

4:35 I like my sound EXTRA FRIED