/r/CreepyPMs

[@RTGame]

Slazo didn't die for this

[@kitparsons6680]

Oh hello rt, wow this is an ambitious crossover

[@dicedtomato3471]

I love you rt

[@refridgalator]

Theres not enough blenders in this video

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

Oi

[@deleteduser87]

Wow

[@polyroguegames5820]

"It's Bryan from autoglass" was the first time in a long time I've been caught off guard and burst out laughing.

[@DeuceGenius]

im not sure why that was supposed to be funny

[@settratheimperishable4093]

@@DeuceGenius I'm gonna assume a repetetive commercial made unto a meme

[@stefan6347]

Is this some sort of British commercial I'm too Southeast Asian to understand?

[@WillBinge]

DeuceGenius you’re not British are you? We have all heard the auto glass add on the car radio.

[@WillBinge]

Stephan Stefanus search autoglass add on KZbin

[@parafaust6201]

I want a phycological horror movie about a man in denial of his house being an ikea

[@CeceGames]

Mind-Kea

[@UrPPhard]

@@CeceGames Schizo-Kea

[@CeceGames]

@@UrPPhard perfect

[@CharlesTheGreatestPlan]

Literally the plot twist would just be we are in a scp movie

[@CeceGames]

@@CharlesTheGreatestPlan :o you're right

[@eeeeeeeeeeevee]

“My skin turn red and I will slowly puke blood and die.” *_then perish_*

[@floridianrailauto9032]

-and body will rot-

[@PrederNationteam74]

Hey I think you mean puke, not like

[@furefee2199]

.

[@furefee2199]

.

[@pissapocalypse]

This has the same energy as "Go back to sleep, and STARVE"

[@ScaleneFaun]

"Have you ever gotten a creepy dm-" Rhianna: "YES"

[@GippyHappy]

Will: (ignores) ........... David: I have Will: SO DAVID-

[@dumbgayenby]

Allison HASKINS Yup

[@toppatblue]

It’s simple. David always comes first.

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Because she's a woman

[@sarwatarannya8786]

she received them from jack

[@LittlePinchofGinger]

I laughed so hard at the IKEA one, bless the girl who just rolled so hard with it she rolled his plans right into a store XD

[@ekkovaan2261]

Shes definetly a keeper... exept if you take yourself too seriously and have absolutley zero sense of humor

[@EC-yw5hg]

Ekko Vaan no shit sherlock

[@ekkovaan2261]

@@EC-yw5hg well you know how the finnish saying goes "mikä on suomen yleisin lokki... sherlokki" wich can be translated as: "what is the most common seagul in finland... the sherlock" Lokki=seagull btw

[@rainydeestar4806]

@@ekkovaan2261 r/iamverysmart

[@ekkovaan2261]

@@rainydeestar4806 ok to be clear i wasnt trying to show you simpeltons my big great intelectual superiority that my stonking collossal humongus large 100000000000000000 iq that i have used gives me that is totaly real that i have used to make this comment to show that i am the great brainer man who can do the smatds wrey vel on am not havin a astronk this is how to du tge spelligns

[@theunpopularcat9616]

"HOW MANY KITCHENS DO U HAVE??" 'Just let me do my roleplay-' "NOT UNLESS YOU EXPLAIN THE *KITCHENS* "

[@katethestupid8032]

" *WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IkEA?!* " _Oh Lord we need more of those ppl in this world_

[@Jake-fu3by]

ITS THE GUEST KITCHEN OKAY?!

[@johark]

THE IKEA IS ALSO A KITCHEN

[@mj6463]

TheRealJohArk plot twist the ikea is inside a fancy condo in Portland

[@johark]

@@mj6463 plot twist the fancy condo is in a KITCHEN

[@CRUSOE777]

Love how the first person instead of giving their address asked for the other guys, that way they could alert the authorities if it was a trafficker.

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Yes thats called having a brain

[@mogcmasterofgc158]

Yh, I think it is a whoosh, I never come across a full whoosh :D

[@simoneidson21]

was he tho?

[@TheSkullConfernece]

@@simoneidson21 birds.

[@No-xw7mo]

Turns out it was just a bird trafficker.

[@TheAdaoo7]

The whole autoglass arc was underrated in the soothouse lexicon

[@1FenFen1]

The SootHouse lore is stupendous

[@3mmmmmm]

fyi autoglass is also in brazil the autoglass arc is going global

[@peridaniel8265]

@@3mmmmmm it's in the united states as well, but it's called safelite

[@1FenFen1]

@@peridaniel8265 it's the sequel, focusing on new characters and expand the lore

[@dddestroya]

In America it’s called Safelight and it has the same fuckin jingle

[@taekinuru2]

the autoglass gag gets me every time I watch. You wouldn’t think that autoglass would crack someone up, normally they seal cracks

[@GippyHappy]

RAWR XD I've come to fix your windows UWU ~

[@justvibin1087]

Oh fuck off you comedian.

[@lillyuwu4054]

Hey there i have come to fix your windows and seal up your crack.

[@xxxirritation5816]

"Hey Jack" "Hey Jack" Jack: Yeah? Ad: *"Are you still using google?*

[@lukechan3977]

"hey jack" "hey jack" jack: yeah? ad: "advert may be inappropriate for some users" yes it said thus

[@_Tipi]

" Hey jack " " Hey jack " Yes? " " A R I Z O N A C R E D I T U N I O N "

[@cranjusmcballer]

Straight up, didn’t get an ad

[@saccharinesong7241]

"Hey Jack." "Hey Jack." "Yeah?" Dive into some new music 😎😎😎

[@blearkob]

*"Well I have something to show you."*

[@videogamenostalgia]

"I think you have the wrong person, friend" "No" 100% pure alpha male energy

[@george9371]

Boldly: *n o*

[@aidenconway9087]

@@george9371 i see your pfp everywhere

[@axolotlarson9384]

I think you mean L A R G E W H I T E M A L E energy

[@macrons593]

@@aidenconway9087 was it a guy with sunglass?

[@natebit7167]

Complete with the low intelligence

[@0Onyx13]

"OH *IT'S A BIRD* " I come back here from time to time just to hear Will say that cause it's hilarious for some reason 😂

[@skyfallproductions.]

OH IT’S A BIRD

[@idkhonestly7163]

ITS A PLANE

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

IT'S ME BREAKING THIS CHAIN RIGHT HERE.

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

I IT IT'S IT'S A IT'S A B IT'S A BI IT'S A BIR IT'S A BIRD IT'S A BIR IT'S A BI IT'S A B IT'S A IT'S IT I

[@thomaszahnow6340]

Not a bird or a plane or even a frog..

[@leilajones1258]

David: so since I am gay /little bit of honesty slipped in there/

[@oddacity5883]

It’s all of his honesty

[@ienglishgood1430]

Sigmund Frued is shaking in his grave.

[@I_love_dr_stone]

It was David

[@leilajones1258]

Mr. Sandman shoot, was it?

[@sentienttapioca5409]

I english good Shit, you beat me to it.

[@kingofroses302]

Choose your fighter: Jared from Subway Flo from Progressive Jake from State Farm Brian from Autoglass

[@jaredbumblecrum]

@@NyanKatGrrrl the ultimate fighter

[@yamigekusu]

Billy Mays of Oxiclean

[@gaetaboss_mattj3047]

King of Roses Jack from Jacksfilms

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Owen Jones I SAWED THIS SANDWICH IN HALF AND REPAIRED IT WITH _ONLY_ FLEX TAPE

[@annarenfold438]

and Vince for the Slap Chop? man this roster is better than Smash Ultimate's

[@auraFireblood]

“OH” “ITS A BIRD” Wait did this dude just say white male without thinking “hmm, I should say ‘bird’ so he doesn’t think I sell people”

[@zorbiac4970]

Well he thought he had the right number, the correct person would've known

[@Amy-de9pl]

How do u sell birds and have no idea what he means tho

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@Amy-de9pl he had the wrong number.

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@imred8482 you're entitled to your opinion

[@imred8482]

okay, i am dumb af.

[@helloyesiammillie]

"Hey Jack. Hey Jack." "Ye?" * ad begins * *"DOORDASH HAS THE INGREDIENTS YOU NEED-"*

[@CageyTroller]

I read this at the exact same time a ad straight up popped up in the exact same part you quoted. I got one about a door bell security app lmao

[@umar_07w]

I had a different ad it was "hey jack. Hey jack." "Ye?" *Ad Begins* "sAvE cAsH wHeN yOu dO iNsTaNt TrAdE iN wItH CUrRyS pC wOrLd!"

[@umar_07w]

@@CageyTroller same here

[@ellis34]

The first time I’m sad I didn’t get an ad

[@dr.bright6272]

I got an ad for Google pixel 4 singing about taking pictures of Santa Claus.

[@johnname7163]

*"rawr xd I've come to fix your windows uwu"* My new pick-up line.

[@themysteriousmimikyu8501]

@Polarity -How do you make it -*-Italics-*

[@yom2408]

Guaranteed roblox girlfriend.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

he should have said rar as in rar files the fact that im trying to improve a furry pick up line makes me want to kill myself now i think im becoming a degnerate because of that. HELP MEEEEE!

[@nickkohlmann]

@@Ribbons0121R121 why is that a furry pick up line?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

because the phrases like "rawr" and "uwu" also i am ded {PER BULLET]

[@theresistance6622]

That first guy was seconds away from having the police show up at his house.

[@jcthedime]

*POUNDPOUNDPOUND* KGB OPEN UP

[@randonlando418]

Axel The Tired IDI NAHUI

[@danielsyed1072]

Rest in peace soothouse. Here's to so many laughs, chuckles and guffaws. Rest well, and know that you have brought a smile to my face. Thank you, and goodnight.

[@Invi---]

We need to get em back

[@AVI-lh6rm]

what happened

[@Invi---]

@@AVI-lh6rm They never made another video in this channel

[@mikudayoooooo]

I cry

[@dimensionalremi]

i mean, wilbur is still Hella active on youtube (Wilbur Soot is his channel) and i believe david and charlie both stream on twitch (at least they were in sept-oct! i think david's is bavid and i don't know charlie's unfortunately)

[@_leetealix_8419]

Oh my g- ALAN! **aggressive slam** *ThIs iS An IkEA!*

[@kate5070]

Jung Hoseok’s Sprite FELIX STAN

[@nuggetlovesall222]

"Hi is there anything specific you are looking for?"

[@KennyLastname]

IKEA BIRD

[@pietpoepjes3493]

The only way to scare off the roleplaying type

[@CatFluteCovers]

Wowie Zowie WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS MY ROLEPLAY

[@SirFroge]

Maggie Thatcher was quite a creepy PM I reckon

[@Assassin026]

That's one of the most British sentences I read this week, thanks.

[@ActuallyTragic]

Sir Froge Theresa May's getting close too

[@hellothere9407]

"The only problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" -Margaret Thatcher

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

I too like pissing on the graves of the greatest people to happen to my relative nation

[@Stoichia]

@@3seven5seven1nine9 You have some weird fetishes my dude.

[@mellowfellow2434]

Oh my g- **Slams desk** _Alan!_ *_This is an IKEA!_*

[@MiniMuni69]

YourMellowFellow Lol, “Alan”

[@oddacity5883]

“Hey that’s the table on sale!”

[@hughmungus6184]

WE ARE NOT IN IKEA WE ARE IN A VERY FANCY CONDO IN PORTLAND

[@puppup7041]

WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS MY ROLEPLAY

[@emilyvalchack]

“That’s the guest kitchen.”

[@aperson9603]

"hey jack. Hey jack." "Ye?" Ad: H O W B I G I S T H E C O N D O M ?

[@LittleIcarus]

O_O

[@testname2470]

@@LittleIcarus Lol

[@havw]

Lmao

[@Astronomicat117]

*“Whose beer is this?”*

[@pianoenthusiast]

O///O

[@laurenbrady5829]

*_YOU MISSED MAY, I CAN'T HAVE UNRELIABLE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW_*

[@nandoskitty1723]

👅👅OwO 💖💖💗666th liek uWu💙💖💋

[@theprotagonist915]

Meow

[@tuser8]

**Every listeners’ ears begin to bleed**

[@superboolin3661]

YOU ISS MAY, CANT UNRELIABLE PEOP LIFE NOW

[@thegreatyeetos4191]

v e g a n a

[@unworldlymusic2512]

"I'm going to play with my thermostat" "Can you say it seductively?" *Gasp* "I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH MY" *slight pause* "THERMOSTAT"

[@weakestportuguese]

@Cyb Keed It didnt :D

[@stskyline8468]

@Cyb Keed nope

[@arogiser4436]

someone should make a compilation of every soothouse line that was read seductively and call it "sloothouse"

[@dumpy_frog]

Arogiser 44 you know, For the love of all that is holy, they really shouldn’t

[@shrek_4_fan]

God no

[@drpineapplez6483]

do it then

[@tobi79777]

Fuckin genius

[@theredvelveteer4721]

yikes

[@graceholland5770]

THE MAN WHO WAS REALLY TRYING TO STICK WITH THE ROLEPLAY- "It's a guest kitchen." WH-

[@SancCinco]

Funniest line in this video, I will never not laugh at “It’s a GUEST Kitchen..”

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I ' M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T

[@DeuceGenius]

hhelll ya make it hot

[@j.4811]

Stephan Stefanus nvm that was all a devious scheme :(

[@stefan6347]

@@j.4811 I am now ashamed of myself.

[@rxob]

the rmostat

[@tuser8]

_I ‘M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T_

[@Zekurity]

That roleplay at the end made me laugh so hard.

[@peachibread1983]

Yes hello send bob and vageen

[@Seldoona]

Dude same

[@guam7924]

Same lmao

[@lynxsie4285]

That woman fucking nailed it.

[@dark_bestiary]

Same, probably my favorite one ever.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I wish I got any pms whatsoever...

[@tomryan3408]

well done on 1k

[@tomryan3408]

i very much like your content

[@wakeeqq]

Yeah, same..

[@badzi4200]

@@hairmonster r/thathappened

[@Chromeno]

i only had a wrong number sms from sms for the boss or something about informations and stuff

[@VoxelMusic]

If a rando asks you for pics, just send him a mugshot of yanderedev.

[@homelessjeff4428]

Sus

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@homelessjeff4428 their what?

[@tffbwd1]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 lol

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

thank u for indirectly helping me discover Boards Of Canada

[@alt0248]

I'm definitely a fan of the IKEA prankster.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU THOUGHT YOU LIVED IN AN IKEA

[@evalutionart3767]

I wonder if we'll find some oak, some pine, and some norsemen?

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

6335

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

That's the phone xode

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

IKEA rp is now my favourite thing.

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

Should be an actual thing

[@stickydeathandthesilverspo1339]

rolls a 20 on improvise

[@KroutonCing]

3:00 That sounds like a pickup line from a Dr. Seuss book.

[@obiwac]

This is cursed

[@sinistrality7883]

"I take your breets" I just imagine him grabbing them and pulling them off like a fruit from a tree.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Yea pretty much

[@CeceGames]

he wants her beets

[@alum3676]

Teah, and also twisting as well like pulling an apple of a tree.

[@spoof2803]

Actually used to be a punishment for women, they had metal claws that stabbed into either side and ripped them off. Sorry I forgot the name..

[@culteyeoftaxfraud1143]

@@spoof2803 wholesome

[@Shadow-876]

You have the wrong number friend. *_no_*

[@Filipokerface]

O H F

[@sansfiskdddd6051]

N-no?! **UwU DIES** **Anime music starts**

[@Filipokerface]

FOOL、私はあなたをレイプするつもりです ! *menacing*

[@joshuagraham9646]

Perfect

[@poysona]

@@sansfiskdddd6051 whenever I see a jagged manga panel, i die. [NANI?!!!?!!??!!] UwU (dies)

[@hoovenschmooven]

*no* *yes* *for 5 year old white male I come to you* IT'S A BIRD

[@RianeBane]

I was so relieved

[@TheSneakyOne-1]

I don't know, I think it might be a snake, not a bird.

[@jameshauck9148]

Why dat on r/creepypms tho when it's a silly misunderstanding

[@MrRighto]

James Hauck Because it is creepy without context

[@jameshauck9148]

@@MrRighto ah kk

[@lizredacted1968]

brian from autoglass can defeat thanos (even with infinity gauntlet)

[@jaredgameplay2054]

Hewwo? Brian from autoglass speaking. OwO

[@thejay8963]

Hewwo, an asshowe bwoke my winshiewd.

[@shaynehughes6645]

"it's a guest kitchen" is the most most outstanding move I have ever seen

[@maryudomah4387]

The thought of people boning on an IKEA bed honestly doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch.

[@yattasuccess9212]

At the ikea.

[@fbi9711]

Hi I would like to purchase a human...

[@tomryan3408]

purchase me daddy

[@Tulip_bip]

Detroit: become human

[@wormeater5145]

Hey.... Aren't you supposed to stop people from buying people?

[@nanobreak_]

large white male $30

[@fbi9711]

Someone please end my suffering. I’m baiting human traffickers

[@ritualelf]

me: JFC Wilbur, an intellectual: John F Kentucky

[@apollo4294]

It’s Jared f**ked kids

[@ravenkhor]

I'm insulted you didnt say John f centucky and I am a *centuckian*

[@lisyaorancrazed]

@@apollo4294 No, it's Jesus f**ked kids

[@macyminion1138]

THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT AJFJAJFSKSKS

[@lightpro7]

John Fortnitr Kchicken*

[@sanitynotfound8767]

“How was I supposed to know this is a condo? It looks Swedish and has IKEA written on every wall!” Welcome to my class, How to Deal With Peados 101

[@erika.f]

rhianna sounds so much more confident in this video and i am living for it

[@fen4613]

YES I’M SO PROUD

[@ryanduvall1772]

Egg

[@MikroAnimations]

Her American accent wasn't half bad either

[@erika.f]

TheOrigGearhead oh shit you’re right

[@IaIaloopsy]

Toast

[@kid_doonski]

You know whats a really creepy pm? 11:00pm

[@tiagosales3373]

F.

[@13Aval0n13]

@@tiagosales3373 i misread your name as Trivago Sales

[@mushroombabey4795]

@@peskyrat4 bruh that's even worse I just got chills

[@obiwac]

3am pm

[@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305]

Ciaritos Lol I did too

[@SheelaNaGig]

I'm most surprised at the fact that AutoGlass is international.

[@TheRobinSystem]

A U T O G L A S S R E P A I R A U T O G L A S S R E P L A C E

[@suides4810]

Omg its called CARglass in germany WTF

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Sui Des and Italy too

[@descendingDark]

carglasse répare carglass remplace

[@VeeTail]

I think it's called Safelite in the states. Maybe? The jingle can't be a coincidence.

[@hydro0814]

when I saw the title, I immediately thought that it meant Creepy Prime Ministers.

[@zoewells3160]

Fucking a pig....

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

because I always thought these were DMs and not PMs

[@epsilon1563]

Same

[@akish302]

@@zoewells3160 what

[@peacefulleopard8016]

Ah a fellow British person! Edit: or Commonwealth or EU and also shall we see if my comment confuses the Americans?

[@-ineoi-166]

_IKEA. Making weird conversations and funny ones at the same time._ *_-why the hecc are we in IKEA--_*

[@codegamer5921]

IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@katethestupid8032]

*_WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IKEA?!?!?_*

[@KM-qu1db]

Woah Rihanna actually said more than 5 words this episode

[@MiniMuni69]

K M IT’S A RHIANNALUTION

[@JellicleCatz]

K M W o a h

[@MiniMuni69]

Clavietika Rueda Definitely

[@SmashingSnow]

I know she rarely talks

[@-khushlush]

#giveRihannamorelines

[@izzy1221]

I need to take a shower after watching this. With all my clothes on.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

remember to wear a hat.

[@cosmic2105]

I need to take one without my skin

[@t0xicb1tch]

*looks at you seductively * i can take them off *bites lip and enters into the shower *

[@gabrielwiktorowicz3281]

Your lip is bleeding do you need a plaster?

[@DevineInnovations]

send pics

[@Mikachu1994]

"Hey Jack. Hey Jack. Hey Jack." "Ye?" R U S S I A

[@GastArts]

"OH! IT'S A BIRD!" That one kind of killed me XD

[@borko8325]

I will always have the audio of slazo saying “im gonna play with my thermostat” in a sexual voice

[@Evil_Anvil]

Autoglass is called 'carglass' in Germany So they use the German word for car in England and the English word for car in Germany? I am deeply confused

[@jgr_lilli_]

This video's thumbnail is utterly terrifying and the messages in this video are very weird. Yet all Germans are mainly and deeply confused by this Carglass fact.

[@HappilyCreative]

It’s also called carglass in Sweden

[@benw1544]

In the US, its Safelite

[@e.fyhren2932]

@@HappilyCreative CARGLASS REPAIR, CARGLASS REPLACE!

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Auto as in "Automobile".

[@staticanimations3678]

“WHY ARE TOU RUINING MY PLANS” -every villain ever

[@slackreal]

Nobody: Me trying to keep it together at 3am; **loud nose noises**

[@GippyHappy]

11:15

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Brian from Autoglass omg

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

*too

[@alexfelton5299]

Who is he? I feel like I'm missing a joke

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Alex Felton 6:14 just watch this bit lol Also fixed my comment lol

[@turmuthoer]

@@alexfelton5299 It's from an old British advert.

[@lightningchao6916]

a u t o g l a s s r e p a i r a u t o g l a s s r e p l a c e

[@neoneology]

okay, wholesome comment real quick, both rihanna and charlie seem to be getting more confident with every new video and honestly i‘m so here for it

[@hughmungus6184]

True that

[@GigaChadh976]

Dude, I ship them

[@cocoapixels]

do not ship

[@gandhianastacio4644]

_watchu gonna do to stop it?_

[@aquasomethingyouknowwhatever]

The Crimson fucker shipping real people is weird dude

[@cornflakes8358]

You’re laughing. He’s dying from Anudeuspedia and you’re laughing.

[@Speed_Zamaa]

I know

[@eddykidplayzyt]

_y e s, I am_

[@bruhwhat8586]

amoguspedia

[@uncolored2060]

@@bruhwhat8586 bruh what

[@roger5059]

Don't google it

[@breadloaf8220]

Autoglass *repair* Autoglass *replace*

[@pavloverboy]

Kawaii Meow oH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER KKYKYEKEYSKYEKYJESJ

[@maggys1244]

CARGLASS REPARIERT, CARGLASS TAUSCHT AUS! 🇩🇪

[@Rain-me8fd]

safelite? That the free version of safepro?

[@clementinemilk]

Thanks to you my entire school is filled with people screaming “eat pant” this has been going on for a month. Please make a video explaining that meme is dead. Please I’ve been hiding behind the bleachers for three days. They’re coming or me. I won’t last for much longer. Some have even started screaming “OwO” I’m running out food. The teachers are gone they’ve been destroyed. *send help*

[@boiledegghole7976]

*they've found you*

[@Satonyan9]

y i m y u m

[@apexalex7240]

*drink bread*

[@johnc6158]

And then they all clapped

[@mistersister7754]

yeah i screamed eat pant at a teacher and stormed out once now everyone does it UwU

[@wickermind6668]

"H-Hewwo? Twis is Bwian fwom A-Autogwass, and I hwere to fwix your windows nyah -w- OwO UwU " help, I'm being held captive

[@TheActualCaveman]

Well you've earned it haven't you.

[@powertothelocaldreamer6358]

Wickermind autogwass repaiw autogwass repwace

[@rikrutten5924]

Aren't we all?

[@bogusangus7684]

that must of hurt to type.

[@kca8179]

We have decided, after that train wreck of a sentence, not to help you.

[@sofiah.r5534]

6:22 _Autoglass repare, Autoglass replace_

[@thenuggernaut9084]

Y E S

[@skydiamsteam6005]

CARGLASS RÉPARE CARGLASS REMPLACE

[@Eli-ns2oz]

*Carglass tauscht aus, carglass repariert*

[@NoiseFlippin]

SkyDiams Team french gang

[@ihatemarkoth3256]

@@skydiamsteam6005 bonjour, je suis olivier de carglass

[@lailakenna8343]

alan this is the third time this week you have went to Ikea and thought this is your own home. Me and your dad are very very worried about you and we can't stand this any longer. We have no choice but to take you to your old therapist from 10 years ago. in the last day 25 women had rejected you. Alan please don't do this anymore..

[@Sam-xt4ql]

Alan: CASKET STOP RUINING THE ROLEPLAY!!! INSTEAD OF A FANCY CONDO IN PORTLAND NOW WE ARE ON A ROMANTIC CRUISE!!! SO STOP RUINING THE ROLEPLAY AND JUST PLAY ALONG!!!

[@luco663]

Alan: moommm!! Your ruining my fun!!!

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

How do you change someone else’s thumbnail?

[@projectD1S]

What's the deal with it? Too cute?

[@wackyclock]

it's not funny, that's for sure lol

[@alexmichalski7559]

@@projectD1S I hope you're being sarcastic, it's horrifying

[@penguindp4379]

I don't get this momo thing. Why are people so creeped out by it? Or are people pretending and that's part of the joke and I'm about to get r/whoosh-ed?

[@ktony859]

@@penguindp4379 The face is just really stretched and it just makes people uncomfortable is all.

[@comfyspecs9058]

Will's Slazo impression is scarily accurate

[@MattieBear]

"Why are there other people here? And this is a bunk bed? Oh my g- This is an IKEA" +100 respect

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Honestly I don't know whether I'd do that just to fuck with the guy or just freak out because _who are you and why are you here_

[@Mochi_Madness87]

To this day, that phone still hasn't been destroyed.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

:o what an awesome phone!

[@TheRobinSystem]

I destroy it, you think I can't?

[@matthewhmck]

Plot twist. It was a Nokia.

[@caiohenrique1603]

One day it’ll be

[@obot321]

I destroy it, it is destroy.

[@vx8093]

Pizza or chicken? Chicken *BYE*

[@AventuroPlays]

I would have said "Both!"

[@kevincool2940]

As an italian, I disagree

[@Name-eg1uf]

Chicken on pizza, a win win for all of us

[@waterwaifu612]

cutie kitten how about both

[@VM-bn7pl]

Why, you can put chicken on pizza

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

My cousin hit me The thumbnail was too spooky for her

[@pickamon1624]

@@hhhahj yep thank fuck

[@Finn-po4kt]

what was it before?

[@bigjilms]

Finn M it was momo if im not mistaken

[@pickamon1624]

@@Finn-po4kt it was a girl with big round eyes and a sharp smile that goes up to the eyes and I still see it when I CLOSE MY EYES WHEN I FUCKING CLOSE MY EYES

[@epicgaymercommander2652]

@@pickamon1624 ooh is it momo just search it on google anyway issa spooktober you should get spooked

[@Z2Obsidion]

The person who changed that roleplay to IKEA is an absolute legend

[@Hyrixous]

"Hey orange square!" That's a rectangle.

[@Johnald26]

Miller Riddell I think it is the other way around

[@rosheafan]

@@vantagepoint9270 All squares are rectangles but most rectangles aren't squares.

[@tffbwd1]

@@vantagepoint9270 wrong way around XD

[@Minecraft27Xbox]

“You missed May! I can’t have unreliab- people in my- right no- -w!”

[@kavajarrace]

Slazo’s next video should be him playing with his thermostat.

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code: Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts." "Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

[@Francis_does_sounds]

Lmfao I laughed so hard at your comment and your username made me laugh harder

[@warfour1261]

“Thank you for your service”

[@yusha1059]

mammary glands*

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

At least he was polite

[@Randombikerboi]

12:57-14:08 someone please animate this!!

[@iamalamp6874]

Jonh Callahan y e s

[@heckfrick5650]

oh Jesus yes we need this

[@nomorethischannelisnomore.2902]

*i probably could but i d o n ' t k n o w*

[@saggyhaggis]

We _need_ this, my god.

[@fuckinguwu4962]

On it

[@littleblueclovers]

“It’s a guest kitchen” I love it.

[@vuppet5684]

Spooky time

[@tomryan3408]

spooky spookletons

[@moistmaster2573]

eat pant

[@tomryan3408]

digest my pantaloons

[@DLan8]

P i z z a T i m e

[@lazaruspurity5568]

Vsauce Puppet fuck off I see you everywhere

[@daniwendling6114]

Later in the IKEA... Girl: where is the exit?? Boy:idfk SCP-3008-2: exit the building now

[@hydrodoxxed2]

SORRY, THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.

[@cloudthief8918]

*Actually* it's Scp-3008-2

[@daniwendling6114]

Oh ok

[@coffee_wizard3515]

THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE L E A V E THE BUILIDNG

[@daniwendling6114]

Lol

[@hahaohno329]

Rihanna sounds so happy 12/10 you’re doin great sweetie

[@aviary6442]

yeet I agree, amazing

[@dweagon]

Ever confess that you’re a gamer girl and every gamer guy and guy in radius of 50 meters suddenly want your bath water

[@999kknives]

nah they just want my gamertag

[@undertonesone7378]

Nah I don't need to ask, I sneak into their bathroom and crawl through their drainage pipe to the sewer with a bucket to retrieve gamer girl bath water, then filter it.

[@JarlBalgruff_]

Instructions unclear. Got rejected for having no sex appeal😂

[@burnv664]

Instruction unclear. Ended up getting gamer water from a female bathtub.

[@roxassora2706]

@@undertonesone7378 All while in an ikea

[@MunExe]

I thought it said /r/CreepyPuns And now I want that

[@Vegas242]

13:49 I can't believe that guy found the funniest person on the internet and got mad at them

[@michaelalanson7243]

No one: Absolutely no one: Random guy: "g u e s t k i t c h e n"

[@kyliegustin9658]

Soothouse: uploads Me: *Hey sexy how are you sexy?*

[@Leahthegirl]

I swear rhianna gets funnier in every video

[@hughmungus6184]

*hotter

[@hughmungus6184]

I mean- I- uh.... *leaves*

[@alexlawson9950]

clydeflowas Shsk why are you trying to proposition rhianna in an ikea

[@Leahthegirl]

clydeflowas Shsk she...doesn’t even show her face......u getting off to her voice bruv?

[@hughmungus6184]

WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS MY ROLEPLAY

[@ReturnOfMonke]

That first one was much more wholesome than I expected. The original guy thought the other one wanted a child, but he was talking about birds.

[@Minghas]

*_Spin the dial and you get denial_*

[@thedarklrd6714]

Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started...

[@martinsky7748]

Slazo impressions were so on point that i went to check if he was on it in description. Turns out they prepared for this 😂

[@aidankeys8534]

“AND HAS THE WORD “IKEA” WRITTEN ON EVERY WALL” I died

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

Hey Jack, hey Jack. Ye? *no ad* _My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined_

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

You're disappointed there was no ad? You wanted there to be an ad? People want ads?

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

no funny, unrelated interruption for comedic effect

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 I also didn't have an ad. Were you expecting one?

[@starling_song]

right as i read this that bit came on and i got an ad

[@necrullmsm]

Hey jack ,hay jack Yea? *PoUrRuBpOuR* wtf

[@Kaskobi]

Thank you for changing the thumbnail 😁🙃

[@colorbar.s]

Yes!!

[@theUSpopulation]

What was the original?

[@MsharyAlissa]

@@theUSpopulation momo

[@t0xicb1tch]

momo's momo

[@KirbyCookie]

Yo! Hi kaskobi, never thought I’d see you here

[@spoon5517]

BRIAN FROM AUTOGLASS 😂😂😂😂😂 Yall always cheer me up lol

[@rydo728]

IKEA is the most romantic of settings

[@nykal1510]

Exhibitionism

[@vnyggi621]

I mean hey you gotta try that bed out before you buy it, what else is it standing there for?

[@nickkohlmann]

@@vnyggi621 well... if you put it that way..

[@cheesydelphox1552]

6:14 this actually started off as a very polite exchange and that caught me off guard

[@brandonmead6087]

I choose to believe the ikea one is just a couple having some giggles. ... I know it probably isn’t.

[@kotabee3630]

It’s probably something me and my bf would do lol

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Oh holy mother of everything that is good why this thumbnail

[@spoderbas5550]

Why is it so bad?

[@talion2226]

@@spoderbas5550 they changed it like an hour ago

[@alastairbond7104]

Kieran McCabe what was it before?

[@ilikebenislol6976]

@@DavidGarcia-vu9mo momo high key hot

[@ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers]

I can confirm that that these indeed are creepy PM's

[@samanthaheyman5861]

I subbed

[@marktobin3638]

Thank you.

[@MrMsa973]

David Cameron is the creepiest with his terrifying forehead.

[@kf4028]

There have been creepier

[@SCP-up4ot]

The bird one was a great and unexpected conclusion to a hilarious exchange between two people who were unaware of what was going on