/r/CreepyPMs

That was Slazo, yes
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse

[@evergreenivyy]

“My skin turn red and I will slowly puke blood and die.” *_then perish_*

[@floridianrailauto9032]

-and body will rot-

[@PrederNationteam74]

Hey I think you mean puke, not like

[@furefee2199]

.

[@furefee2199]

.

[@pissapocalypse]

This has the same energy as "Go back to sleep, and STARVE"

[@ScaleneFaun]

"Have you ever gotten a creepy dm-" Rhianna: "YES"

[@GippyHappy]

Will: (ignores) ........... David: I have Will: SO DAVID-

[@dumbgayenby]

Allison HASKINS Yup

[@toppatblue]

It’s simple. David always comes first.

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Because she's a woman

[@sarwatarannya8786]

she received them from jack

[@parafaust6201]

I want a phycological horror movie about a man in denial of his house being an ikea

[@CeceGames]

Mind-Kea

[@UrPPhard]

@@CeceGames Schizo-Kea

[@CeceGames]

@@UrPPhard perfect

[@CharlesTheGreatestPlan]

Literally the plot twist would just be we are in a scp movie

[@CeceGames]

@@CharlesTheGreatestPlan :o you're right

[@theunpopularcat9616]

"HOW MANY KITCHENS DO U HAVE??" 'Just let me do my roleplay-' "NOT UNLESS YOU EXPLAIN THE *KITCHENS* "

[@katethestupid8032]

" *WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IkEA?!* " _Oh Lord we need more of those ppl in this world_

[@Jake-fu3by]

ITS THE GUEST KITCHEN OKAY?!

[@johark]

THE IKEA IS ALSO A KITCHEN

[@mj6463]

TheRealJohArk plot twist the ikea is inside a fancy condo in Portland

[@johark]

@@mj6463 plot twist the fancy condo is in a KITCHEN

[@xxxirritation5816]

"Hey Jack" "Hey Jack" Jack: Yeah? Ad: *"Are you still using google?*

[@lukechan3977]

"hey jack" "hey jack" jack: yeah? ad: "advert may be inappropriate for some users" yes it said thus

[@_Tipi]

" Hey jack " " Hey jack " Yes? " " A R I Z O N A C R E D I T U N I O N "

[@cranjusmcballer]

Straight up, didn’t get an ad

[@saccharinesong7241]

"Hey Jack." "Hey Jack." "Yeah?" Dive into some new music 😎😎😎

[@blearkob]

*"Well I have something to show you."*

[@LittlePinchofGinger]

I laughed so hard at the IKEA one, bless the girl who just rolled so hard with it she rolled his plans right into a store XD

[@ekkovaan2261]

Shes definetly a keeper... exept if you take yourself too seriously and have absolutley zero sense of humor

[@EC-yw5hg]

Ekko Vaan no shit sherlock

[@ekkovaan2261]

@@EC-yw5hg well you know how the finnish saying goes "mikä on suomen yleisin lokki... sherlokki" wich can be translated as: "what is the most common seagul in finland... the sherlock" Lokki=seagull btw

[@rainydeestar4806]

@@ekkovaan2261 r/iamverysmart

[@ekkovaan2261]

@@rainydeestar4806 ok to be clear i wasnt trying to show you simpeltons my big great intelectual superiority that my stonking collossal humongus large 100000000000000000 iq that i have used gives me that is totaly real that i have used to make this comment to show that i am the great brainer man who can do the smatds wrey vel on am not havin a astronk this is how to du tge spelligns

[@videogamenostalgia]

"I think you have the wrong person, friend" "No" 100% pure alpha male energy

[@george9371]

Boldly: *n o*

[@aidenconway9087]

@@george9371 i see your pfp everywhere

[@axolotlarson9384]

I think you mean L A R G E W H I T E M A L E energy

[@macrons593]

@@aidenconway9087 was it a guy with sunglass?

[@natebit7167]

Complete with the low intelligence

[@auraFireblood]

“OH” “ITS A BIRD” Wait did this dude just say white male without thinking “hmm, I should say ‘bird’ so he doesn’t think I sell people”

[@zorbiac4970]

Well he thought he had the right number, the correct person would've known

[@Amy-de9pl]

How do u sell birds and have no idea what he means tho

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@Amy-de9pl he had the wrong number.

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@imred8482 you're entitled to your opinion

[@imred8482]

okay, i am dumb af.

[@polyroguegames5820]

"It's Bryan from autoglass" was the first time in a long time I've been caught off guard and burst out laughing.

[@DeuceGenius]

im not sure why that was supposed to be funny

[@settratheimperishable4093]

@@DeuceGenius I'm gonna assume a repetetive commercial made unto a meme

[@stefan6347]

Is this some sort of British commercial I'm too Southeast Asian to understand?

[@WillBinge]

DeuceGenius you’re not British are you? We have all heard the auto glass add on the car radio.

[@WillBinge]

Stephan Stefanus search autoglass add on KZbin

[@RTGame]

Slazo didn't die for this

[@kitparsons6680]

Oh hello rt, wow this is an ambitious crossover

[@dicedtomato3471]

I love you rt

[@refridgalator]

Theres not enough blenders in this video

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

Oi

[@deleteduser87]

Wow

[@graceholland5770]

THE MAN WHO WAS REALLY TRYING TO STICK WITH THE ROLEPLAY- "It's a guest kitchen." WH-

[@SancCinco]

Funniest line in this video, I will never not laugh at “It’s a GUEST Kitchen..”

[@CRUSOE777]

Love how the first person instead of giving their address asked for the other guys, that way they could alert the authorities if it was a trafficker.

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Yes thats called having a brain

[@mogcmasterofgc158]

Yh, I think it is a whoosh, I never come across a full whoosh :D

[@simoneidson21]

was he tho?

[@TheSkullConfernece]

@@simoneidson21 birds.

[@No-xw7mo]

Turns out it was just a bird trafficker.

[@helloyesiammillie]

"Hey Jack. Hey Jack." "Ye?" * ad begins * *"DOORDASH HAS THE INGREDIENTS YOU NEED-"*

[@CageyTroller]

I read this at the exact same time a ad straight up popped up in the exact same part you quoted. I got one about a door bell security app lmao

[@umar_07w]

I had a different ad it was "hey jack. Hey jack." "Ye?" *Ad Begins* "sAvE cAsH wHeN yOu dO iNsTaNt TrAdE iN wItH CUrRyS pC wOrLd!"

[@umar_07w]

@@CageyTroller same here

[@ellis34]

The first time I’m sad I didn’t get an ad

[@dr.bright6272]

I got an ad for Google pixel 4 singing about taking pictures of Santa Claus.

[@TheAdaoo7]

The whole autoglass arc was underrated in the soothouse lexicon

[@1FenFen1]

The SootHouse lore is stupendous

[@3mmmmmm]

fyi autoglass is also in brazil the autoglass arc is going global

[@peridaniel8265]

@@3mmmmmm it's in the united states as well, but it's called safelite

[@1FenFen1]

@@peridaniel8265 it's the sequel, focusing on new characters and expand the lore

[@dddestroya]

In America it’s called Safelight and it has the same fuckin jingle

[@aperson9603]

"hey jack. Hey jack." "Ye?" Ad: H O W B I G I S T H E C O N D O M ?

[@LittleIcarus]

O_O

[@testname2470]

@@LittleIcarus Lol

[@havw]

Lmao

[@RaphEnthusiast]

*“Whose beer is this?”*

[@pianoenthusiast]

O///O

[@VoxelMusic]

If a rando asks you for pics, just send him a mugshot of yanderedev.

[@homelessjeff4428]

Sus

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@homelessjeff4428 their what?

[@tffbwd1]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 lol

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

thank u for indirectly helping me discover Boards Of Canada

[@johnname7163]

*"rawr xd I've come to fix your windows uwu"* My new pick-up line.

[@themysteriousmimikyu8501]

@Polarity -How do you make it -*-Italics-*

[@yom2408]

Guaranteed roblox girlfriend.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

he should have said rar as in rar files the fact that im trying to improve a furry pick up line makes me want to kill myself now i think im becoming a degnerate because of that. HELP MEEEEE!

[@nickkohlmann]

@@Ribbons0121R121 why is that a furry pick up line?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

because the phrases like "rawr" and "uwu" also i am ded {PER BULLET]

[@kingofroses302]

Choose your fighter: Jared from Subway Flo from Progressive Jake from State Farm Brian from Autoglass

[@jaredbumblecrum]

@@NyanKatGrrrl the ultimate fighter

[@yamigekusu]

Billy Mays of Oxiclean

[@gaetaboss_mattj3047]

King of Roses Jack from Jacksfilms

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Owen Jones I SAWED THIS SANDWICH IN HALF AND REPAIRED IT WITH _ONLY_ FLEX TAPE

[@annarenfold438]

and Vince for the Slap Chop? man this roster is better than Smash Ultimate's

[@danielsyed1072]

Rest in peace soothouse. Here's to so many laughs, chuckles and guffaws. Rest well, and know that you have brought a smile to my face. Thank you, and goodnight.

[@Invi---]

We need to get em back

[@AVI-lh6rm]

what happened

[@Invi---]

@@AVI-lh6rm They never made another video in this channel

[@mikudayoooooo]

I cry

[@dimensionalremi]

i mean, wilbur is still Hella active on youtube (Wilbur Soot is his channel) and i believe david and charlie both stream on twitch (at least they were in sept-oct! i think david's is bavid and i don't know charlie's unfortunately)

[@sanitynotfound8767]

“How was I supposed to know this is a condo? It looks Swedish and has IKEA written on every wall!” Welcome to my class, How to Deal With Peados 101

[@leilajones1258]

David: so since I am gay /little bit of honesty slipped in there/

[@oddacity5883]

It’s all of his honesty

[@ienglishgood1430]

Sigmund Frued is shaking in his grave.

[@I_love_dr_stone]

It was David

[@leilajones1258]

Mr. Sandman shoot, was it?

[@sentienttapioca5409]

I english good Shit, you beat me to it.

[@_leetealix_8419]

Oh my g- ALAN! **aggressive slam** *ThIs iS An IkEA!*

[@kate5070]

Jung Hoseok’s Sprite FELIX STAN

[@nuggetlovesall222]

"Hi is there anything specific you are looking for?"

[@KennyLastname]

IKEA BIRD

[@pietpoepjes3493]

The only way to scare off the roleplaying type

[@CatFluteCovers]

Wowie Zowie WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS MY ROLEPLAY

[@sinistrality7883]

"I take your breets" I just imagine him grabbing them and pulling them off like a fruit from a tree.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Yea pretty much

[@CeceGames]

he wants her beets

[@alum3676]

Teah, and also twisting as well like pulling an apple of a tree.

[@spoof2803]

Actually used to be a punishment for women, they had metal claws that stabbed into either side and ripped them off. Sorry I forgot the name..

[@culteyeoftaxfraud1143]

@@spoof2803 wholesome

[@cornflakes8358]

You’re laughing. He’s dying from Anudeuspedia and you’re laughing.

[@Speed_Zamaa]

I know

[@eddykidplayzyt]

_y e s, I am_

[@bruhwhat8586]

amoguspedia

[@uncolored2060]

@@bruhwhat8586 bruh what

[@roger5059]

Don't google it

[@taekinuru2]

the autoglass gag gets me every time I watch. You wouldn’t think that autoglass would crack someone up, normally they seal cracks

[@GippyHappy]

RAWR XD I've come to fix your windows UWU ~

[@justvibin1087]

Oh fuck off you comedian.

[@lillyuwu4054]

Hey there i have come to fix your windows and seal up your crack.

[@theresistance6622]

That first guy was seconds away from having the police show up at his house.

[@jcthedime]

*POUNDPOUNDPOUND* KGB OPEN UP

[@randonlando418]

Axel The Tired IDI NAHUI

[@Mikachu1994]

"Hey Jack. Hey Jack. Hey Jack." "Ye?" R U S S I A

[@staticanimations3678]

“WHY ARE TOU RUINING MY PLANS” -every villain ever

[@hoovenschmooven]

*no* *yes* *for 5 year old white male I come to you* IT'S A BIRD

[@RianeBane]

I was so relieved

[@IanK3Buch]

I don't know, I think it might be a snake, not a bird.

[@jameshauck9148]

Why dat on r/creepypms tho when it's a silly misunderstanding

[@MrRighto]

James Hauck Because it is creepy without context

[@jameshauck9148]

@@MrRighto ah kk

[@SirFroge]

Maggie Thatcher was quite a creepy PM I reckon

[@Assassin026]

That's one of the most British sentences I read this week, thanks.

[@ActuallyTragic]

Sir Froge Theresa May's getting close too

[@hellothere9407]

"The only problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" -Margaret Thatcher

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

I too like pissing on the graves of the greatest people to happen to my relative nation

[@Stoichia]

@@3seven5seven1nine9 You have some weird fetishes my dude.

[@shaynehughes6645]

"it's a guest kitchen" is the most most outstanding move I have ever seen

[@hydro0814]

when I saw the title, I immediately thought that it meant Creepy Prime Ministers.

[@zoewells3160]

Fucking a pig....

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

because I always thought these were DMs and not PMs

[@epsilon1563]

Same

[@akish302]

@@zoewells3160 what

[@peacefulleopard8016]

Ah a fellow British person! Edit: or Commonwealth or EU and also shall we see if my comment confuses the Americans?

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I ' M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T

[@DeuceGenius]

hhelll ya make it hot

[@j.4811]

Stephan Stefanus nvm that was all a devious scheme :(

[@stefan6347]

@@j.4811 I am now ashamed of myself.

[@rxob]

the rmostat

[@tuser8]

_I ‘M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T_

[@unworldlymusic2512]

"I'm going to play with my thermostat" "Can you say it seductively?" *Gasp* "I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH MY" *slight pause* "THERMOSTAT"

[@weakestportuguese]

@Cyb Keed It didnt :D

[@stskyline8468]

@Cyb Keed nope

[@Z2Obsidion]

The person who changed that roleplay to IKEA is an absolute legend

[@MattieBear]

"Why are there other people here? And this is a bunk bed? Oh my g- This is an IKEA" +100 respect

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Honestly I don't know whether I'd do that just to fuck with the guy or just freak out because _who are you and why are you here_

[@0Onyx13]

"OH *IT'S A BIRD* " I come back here from time to time just to hear Will say that cause it's hilarious for some reason 😂

[@skyfallproductions.]

OH IT’S A BIRD

[@idkhonestly7163]

ITS A PLANE

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

IT'S ME BREAKING THIS CHAIN RIGHT HERE.

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

I IT IT'S IT'S A IT'S A B IT'S A BI IT'S A BIR IT'S A BIRD IT'S A BIR IT'S A BI IT'S A B IT'S A IT'S IT I

[@thomaszahnow6340]

Not a bird or a plane or even a frog..

[@laurenbrady5829]

*_YOU MISSED MAY, I CAN'T HAVE UNRELIABLE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW_*

[@nandoskitty1723]

👅👅OwO 💖💖💗666th liek uWu💙💖💋

[@theprotagonist915]

Meow

[@tuser8]

**Every listeners’ ears begin to bleed**

[@superboolin3661]

YOU ISS MAY, CANT UNRELIABLE PEOP LIFE NOW

[@thegreatyeetos4191]

v e g a n a

[@daniwendling6114]

Later in the IKEA... Girl: where is the exit?? Boy:idfk SCP-3008-2: exit the building now

[@hydrodoxxed2]

SORRY, THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.

[@cloudthief8918]

*Actually* it's Scp-3008-2

[@daniwendling6114]

Oh ok

[@coffee_wizard3515]

THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE L E A V E THE BUILIDNG

[@daniwendling6114]

Lol

[@aalayareddy4809]

As an Indian, we do not claim these people.

[@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026]

Every random group of people has gross ones among them. The group shouldn't be judged for them.

[@yusha1059]

@@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 Shouldn't. But people do. It's literally the same thing here in India aswell where the stereotypical tourist must be a european with shades and a big dslr and atleast 6'5. Stereotypes are everywhere and we cannot help it sadly.

[@Dean-nq8so]

As an Englishman, we do not claim Northampton

[@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026]

@@Dean-nq8so As a German... dammit, there's way too much...

[@Dean-nq8so]

@@fungi265 good, can we take it back now then? We really wanted that land

[@mellowfellow2434]

Oh my g- **Slams desk** _Alan!_ *_This is an IKEA!_*

[@RUSHYRUSHY39]

YourMellowFellow Lol, “Alan”

[@oddacity5883]

“Hey that’s the table on sale!”

[@hughmungus6184]

WE ARE NOT IN IKEA WE ARE IN A VERY FANCY CONDO IN PORTLAND

[@puppup7041]

WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS MY ROLEPLAY

[@emilyvalchack]

“That’s the guest kitchen.”

[@alt0248]

I'm definitely a fan of the IKEA prankster.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU THOUGHT YOU LIVED IN AN IKEA

[@evalutionart3767]

I wonder if we'll find some oak, some pine, and some norsemen?

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

6335

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

That's the phone xode

[@sofiah.r5534]

6:22 _Autoglass repare, Autoglass replace_

[@thenuggernaut9084]

Y E S

[@skydiamsteam6005]

CARGLASS RÉPARE CARGLASS REMPLACE

[@Eli-ns2oz]

*Carglass tauscht aus, carglass repariert*

[@NoiseFlippin]

SkyDiams Team french gang

[@ihatemarkoth3256]

@@skydiamsteam6005 bonjour, je suis olivier de carglass

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code: Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts." "Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

[@Francis_does_sounds]

Lmfao I laughed so hard at your comment and your username made me laugh harder

[@warfour1261]

“Thank you for your service”

[@yusha1059]

mammary glands*

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

At least he was polite

[@Zekurity]

That roleplay at the end made me laugh so hard.

[@peachibread1983]

Yes hello send bob and vageen

[@Seldoona]

Dude same

[@guam7924]

Same lmao

[@lynxsie4285]

That woman fucking nailed it.

[@dark_bestiary]

Same, probably my favorite one ever.

[@Shadow-876]

You have the wrong number friend. *_no_*

[@Filipokerface]

O H F

[@sansfiskdddd6051]

N-no?! **UwU DIES** **Anime music starts**

[@Filipokerface]

FOOL、私はあなたをレイプするつもりです ! *menacing*

[@joshuagraham9646]

Perfect

[@poysona]

@@sansfiskdddd6051 whenever I see a jagged manga panel, i die. [NANI?!!!?!!??!!] UwU (dies)

[@ultimatewolfexists2378]

The fact this man straight up just threatened rape and tried to play it off so casually is honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@ReturnOfMonke]

That first one was much more wholesome than I expected. The original guy thought the other one wanted a child, but he was talking about birds.

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

IKEA rp is now my favourite thing.

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

Should be an actual thing

[@stickydeathandthesilverspo1339]

rolls a 20 on improvise

[@arogiser4436]

someone should make a compilation of every soothouse line that was read seductively and call it "sloothouse"

[@dumpy_frog]

Arogiser 44 you know, For the love of all that is holy, they really shouldn’t

[@chas9484]

God no

[@drpineapplez6483]

do it then

[@tobi79777]

Fuckin genius

[@theredvelveteer4721]

yikes

[@jackwilly456]

Im going to play; -Myself- -You- *_the thermostat_* ✅

[@Vegas242]

13:49 I can't believe that guy found the funniest person on the internet and got mad at them

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I wish I got any pms whatsoever...

[@tomryan3408]

well done on 1k

[@tomryan3408]

i very much like your content

[@wakeeqq]

Yeah, same..

[@badzi4200]

@@hairmonster r/thathappened

[@Chromeno]

i only had a wrong number sms from sms for the boss or something about informations and stuff

[@ritualelf]

me: JFC Wilbur, an intellectual: John F Kentucky

[@apollo4294]

It’s Jared f**ked kids

[@ravenkhor]

I'm insulted you didnt say John f centucky and I am a *centuckian*

[@lisyaorancrazed]

@@apollo4294 No, it's Jesus f**ked kids

[@macyminion1138]

THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT AJFJAJFSKSKS

[@lightpro7]

John Fortnitr Kchicken*

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

Hey Jack, hey Jack. Ye? *no ad* _My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined_

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

You're disappointed there was no ad? You wanted there to be an ad? People want ads?

[@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3]

no funny, unrelated interruption for comedic effect

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 I also didn't have an ad. Were you expecting one?

[@siamenace4680]

right as i read this that bit came on and i got an ad

[@necrullmsm]

Hey jack ,hay jack Yea? *PoUrRuBpOuR* wtf

[@bon338]

5:36 this strangers expectations turned down very quickly

[@kid_doonski]

You know whats a really creepy pm? 11:00pm

[@tiagosales3373]

F.

[@13Aval0n13]

@@tiagosales3373 i misread your name as Trivago Sales

[@mushroombabey4795]

@@peskyrat4 bruh that's even worse I just got chills

[@obiwac]

3am pm

[@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305]

Ciaritos Lol I did too

[@KM-qu1db]

Woah Rihanna actually said more than 5 words this episode

[@RUSHYRUSHY39]

K M IT’S A RHIANNALUTION

[@JellicleCatz]

K M W o a h

[@RUSHYRUSHY39]

Clavietika Rueda Definitely

[@SmashingSnow]

I know she rarely talks

[@-khushlush]

#giveRihannamorelines

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

"My Winker wonker tinker tonker wants to slip inside your stinker stonker" that'll be in my year book now.

[@nixtheartist]

I dont wanna ruin the 69 likes

[@incapacitatedtoad801]

The last one sets an example of what should be done about creepy messages

[@realperson9104]

Turn it all into an ikea

[@KroutonCing]

3:00 That sounds like a pickup line from a Dr. Seuss book.

[@obiwac]

This is cursed

[@maryudomah4387]

The thought of people boning on an IKEA bed honestly doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch.

[@yattasuccess9212]

At the ikea.

[@SCP-up4ot]

The bird one was a great and unexpected conclusion to a hilarious exchange between two people who were unaware of what was going on

[@Stealth_Element]

6:07 I would have said “thanks, but its not mine” and never text back

[@GastArts]

"OH! IT'S A BIRD!" That one kind of killed me XD

[@cheesydelphox1552]

6:14 this actually started off as a very polite exchange and that caught me off guard

[@audreydimmel6674]

That person who sabatoged the roleplay is a genius and deserves a medal.

[@-ineoi-166]

_IKEA. Making weird conversations and funny ones at the same time._ *_-why the hecc are we in IKEA--_*

[@codegamer5921]

IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@katethestupid8032]

*_WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IKEA?!?!?_*

[@borko8325]

I will always have the audio of slazo saying “im gonna play with my thermostat” in a sexual voice

[@iver1343]

1:49 - *Blinding Laser Weapons. Rule 86. The use of laser weapons that are specifically designed, as their sole combat function or as one of their combat functions, to cause permanent blindness to unenhanced vision is prohibited.*

[@sr-jh1np]

8:37 legends say that chicken killed his family and thats why he responded with the Ol' reliable "bye"

[@erika.f]

rhianna sounds so much more confident in this video and i am living for it

[@fen4613]

YES I’M SO PROUD

[@ryanduvall1772]

Egg

[@MikroAnimations]

Her American accent wasn't half bad either

[@erika.f]

TheOrigGearhead oh shit you’re right

[@himeify]

Toast

[@breadloaf8220]

Autoglass *repair* Autoglass *replace*

[@pavloverboy]

Kawaii Meow oH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER KKYKYEKEYSKYEKYJESJ

[@maggys1244]

CARGLASS REPARIERT, CARGLASS TAUSCHT AUS! 🇩🇪

[@Rain-me8fd]

safelite? That the free version of safepro?

[@ashido_]

“You have the wrong number” *”no”*

[@slickcalf985]

give me your address i give money okey

[@gergleshmerf3544]

"Hey jack" "Hey jack" "Ye" STEVE AND DAVE USE ETORO Great ad placement

[@magma90]

Hey Jack Hey Jack Ye When you choose alianse home insurance…

[@wickermind6668]

"H-Hewwo? Twis is Bwian fwom A-Autogwass, and I hwere to fwix your windows nyah -w- OwO UwU " help, I'm being held captive

[@TheActualCaveman]

Well you've earned it haven't you.

[@powertothelocaldreamer6358]

Wickermind autogwass repaiw autogwass repwace

[@rikrutten5924]

Aren't we all?

[@bogusangus7684]

that must of hurt to type.

[@kca8179]

We have decided, after that train wreck of a sentence, not to help you.

[@izzy1221]

I need to take a shower after watching this. With all my clothes on.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

remember to wear a hat.

[@cosmic2105]

I need to take one without my skin

[@t0xicb1tch]

*looks at you seductively * i can take them off *bites lip and enters into the shower *

[@gabrielwiktorowicz3281]

Your lip is bleeding do you need a plaster?

[@DevineInnovations]

send pics

[@jacquelinediaz450]

I was also genuinely kind of freaked out when the first person said they had a “white male.” I had the same reaction as OP when the wrong number person was actually talking about birds .

[@TopTierTrashman]

“And girls always enjoy our it.” I intend to use this line all the time.

[@SheelaNaGig]

I'm most surprised at the fact that AutoGlass is international.

[@TheRobinSystem]

A U T O G L A S S R E P A I R A U T O G L A S S R E P L A C E

[@suides4810]

Omg its called CARglass in germany WTF

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Sui Des and Italy too

[@descendingDark]

carglasse répare carglass remplace

[@VeeTail]

I think it's called Safelite in the states. Maybe? The jingle can't be a coincidence.

[@lizredacted1968]

brian from autoglass can defeat thanos (even with infinity gauntlet)

[@jaredgameplay2054]

Hewwo? Brian from autoglass speaking. OwO

[@thejay8963]

Hewwo, an asshowe bwoke my winshiewd.

[@ika8612]

When he said : 13:35 *I felt that*

[@pau-chan653]

Same, lots of people take me to an IKEA and try to proposition me.

[@vynniev9611]

The "it's cold out" bit fucking kills me every time

[@neoneology]

okay, wholesome comment real quick, both rihanna and charlie seem to be getting more confident with every new video and honestly i‘m so here for it

[@hughmungus6184]

True that

[@GigaChadh976]

Dude, I ship them

[@cocoapixels]

do not ship

[@gandhianastacio4644]

_watchu gonna do to stop it?_

[@aquasomethingyouknowwhatever]

The Crimson fucker shipping real people is weird dude

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Brian from Autoglass omg

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

*too

[@alexfelton5299]

Who is he? I feel like I'm missing a joke

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Alex Felton 6:14 just watch this bit lol Also fixed my comment lol

[@turmuthoer]

@@alexfelton5299 It's from an old British advert.

[@lightningchao6916]

a u t o g l a s s r e p a i r a u t o g l a s s r e p l a c e

[@dabby1180]

"Hey Jack" "Ye?" Ad: *NOT AS HARD AS YOU THINK!*

[@ohgon4355]

10:08 *wilbur arg flashbacks*

[@clementinemilk]

Thanks to you my entire school is filled with people screaming “eat pant” this has been going on for a month. Please make a video explaining that meme is dead. Please I’ve been hiding behind the bleachers for three days. They’re coming or me. I won’t last for much longer. Some have even started screaming “OwO” I’m running out food. The teachers are gone they’ve been destroyed. *send help*

[@boiledegghole7976]

*they've found you*

[@gokiburi9]

y i m y u m

[@apexalex7240]

*drink bread*

[@johnc6158]

And then they all clapped

[@mistersister7754]

yeah i screamed eat pant at a teacher and stormed out once now everyone does it UwU

[@fbi9711]

Hi I would like to purchase a human...

[@tomryan3408]

purchase me daddy

[@Tulip_bip]

Detroit: become human

[@wormeater5145]

Hey.... Aren't you supposed to stop people from buying people?

[@nanobreak_]

large white male $30

[@fbi9711]

Someone please end my suffering. I’m baiting human traffickers

[@mikewarper6789]

1:13 What if David just wanted to come out to his friends, and Will stopped him?

[@mariamalkasian2086]

Too late now lol

[@ioozemayonnaise847]

This whole thread can be summarized in one word: Yikes

[@kyliegustin9658]

Soothouse: uploads Me: *Hey sexy how are you sexy?*

[@HarunoSoul]

To this day, that phone still hasn't been destroyed.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

:o what an awesome phone!

[@TheRobinSystem]

I destroy it, you think I can't?

[@matthewhmck]

Plot twist. It was a Nokia.

[@caiohenrique1603]

One day it’ll be

[@obot321sucks4]

I destroy it, it is destroy.

[@MrFuller876]

I miss these guys..

[@M_10-tztc]

Same here.

[@jadenschalck8640]

10:20 instructions unclear, set dial on fire.

[@vx8093]

Pizza or chicken? Chicken *BYE*

[@AventuroPlays]

I would have said "Both!"

[@kevincool2940]

As an italian, I disagree

[@Name-eg1uf]

Chicken on pizza, a win win for all of us

[@waterwaifu612]

cutie kitten how about both

[@VM-bn7pl]

Why, you can put chicken on pizza

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

My cousin hit me The thumbnail was too spooky for her

[@pickamon1624]

@@hhhahj yep thank fuck

[@Finn-po4kt]

what was it before?

[@bigjilms]

Finn M it was momo if im not mistaken

[@pickamon1624]

@@Finn-po4kt it was a girl with big round eyes and a sharp smile that goes up to the eyes and I still see it when I CLOSE MY EYES WHEN I FUCKING CLOSE MY EYES

[@epicgaymercommander2652]

@@pickamon1624 ooh is it momo just search it on google anyway issa spooktober you should get spooked

[@imnotsodefeated]

3:57 "that one didnt age quite so well"

[@spacex6997]

9:44 Plot twist: It is an actual page on Urban Dictionary

[@comfyspecs9058]

Will's Slazo impression is scarily accurate