r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [5]

[@zutters7244]

*_ASTERISK A BULDGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE ASTERISK_*

[@jib8108]

what's ironic is that you put asterisks between the comment like *this*

[@GastArts]

*AsTeRiSk*

[@lukasausen]

I realy can not believe this Guy Was being serious.

[@trinitydraco1]

*slaps with dick and runs away laughing* Hit em with the cringe and top it with a casual sexual assault!

[@juniasdityenbeger4506]

@ * writhes on the floor in agony * XD

[@wigglebiggle1811]

I was recently chatting with a guy on an app and unfortunately, we just didn't connect. When I told him, he was actually really nice about. Thanked me for not just ignoring him and telling him straight then wished me luck, haven't heard from him since. That's a real nice guy.

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

Cupid Betty Here here! What a lovely gent. I wish him luck in the journey

[@ethanwalker3634]

If you don’t mind me asking, how come you two didn’t connect then?

[@coco1301]

@@ethanwalker3634 oh my god youre one of them

[@ethanwalker3634]

babe y wrong way to spell you’re hot shot

[@rosaparks6479]

@@ethanwalker3634 oh god he was right

[@Tiomasta]

Narcissism. Insecurity. And lack of delayed gratification. These were the ingredients chosen to create the nice guy(TM)

[@adamsandler7980]

Tiomasta But Professer Reddit accidentally adding an extra ingredient to the mix! A large dose of liquid virginity!

[@toaonua523]

I'm pretty sure they're called low-functioning sociopaths.

[@IneptOrange]

If there's an r/soyboy, these kinda dudes would be all over it.

[@loyalsdopeness8106]

Tiomasta BUT THEN AN EXTRA INGREDIENT CRINGY

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

Tiomasta genius

[@paranoiarpincess]

"I regret this conversation very much" - what every sentence, every girl in a conversation with a nice guy, boils down to.

[@rishabseshadri3691]

EXCUSE ME, MY MALE INTELLECT AND MY INTELLIGENCE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOUR MEESLY COMMENT. A NICE GUY LIKE ME GETS TURNED DOWN BECAUSE GIRLS JUST WANT DUMBASSES AS MEN. NICE GUYS LIKE ME DO NOT, SHOULD NOT, HAVE TO DEAL WITH GIRLS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SOCIETY. GIRLS DO NOT REGRET THIS DECISION, NICE GUYS LIKE *ME* DO

[@the_kashka]

Relatively "WTF"

[@walkingonneedles]

Rishab Seshadri i cant tell whether this is serious or not its too good omg

[@hybridepsilon2099]

Mika Norishita Then again, why would a “nice guy” be watching a video that’s laughing at their own kind and turning them into cringe-stock (more than they already were in the first place anyway)?

[@randompromises1038]

@@hybridepsilon2099 oh no. they're growing self-aware.

[@rubyrowley9003]

It's actually quite scary how quickly they turn. Just shows who they really are

[@439bananas]

At least they didn't wind up with these creeps

[@AwesomeYena]

**....**

[@blahflah128]

Desperation is not scary, it’s pathetic. I find a lot of women are eager to play damsel in distress as their victim points are rewarded with more popularity. Some guy seems nuts and unhinged, several miles away. He’s so unhinged he’s tying words, on a screen! The gall! Unhinged is taking a baseball bat to a car, unhinged is smashing windows. You are not weaker then these men’s expressed weakness. You don’t live in a world where as men rapidly turn their affections so quick your in immediate danger most of the time. Narratives like this demonise makes sexuality creating them to be more desperate sexually. Your perpetuating the problem here. Instead why not discuss giving men empowerment so they feel emboldened to be your partners like women and men both dream of? what are your thoughts to this kind of thinking?

[@blahflah128]

Ah another question, would you prefer that a man despite all odds ( unnecessary odds) climb against them, so when you know he’s in a great financial position, has a good social background, social position, educational status ect.... He was infact so brilliant that despite a crushing world, he overcame all odds for you. Or woman kind! Are you happy being looked at as a woman? Not as a individual person as a woman, a stereotype. Boiling your personhood down to a stereotype means gifts revolve around boxes of perfumes you must love because it says “woman” on it. Expect you to be caring, despite situations you perhaps don’t care about? Expect you to act like a woman and are in shock when you reveal your personality. Women want to be looked at like a stereotype when it suites them. They want to be looked at like a person so they can have their loneliness actually acknowledged, but we are too busy worshipping “women” and we ignore your personality almost entirely. Women have the power to end this properly. But you don’t. You want slaves drooling over you.

[@annabodhi38]

Matty chewdttb ~ lol, my guess is that you've never had a real girlfriend and that your right hand gets plenty of action.

[@slimkt]

Oh god, the asterisks one had me cringing to the highest degree possible.

[@whyargon]

slimkt **

[@doutorjoota]

It was so fucking painful. How can someone think that's something normal people do??

[@davidkwei4192]

I think that one might just be a troll. I think I have seen the *bulge grows in pants to signify confidence* before this

[@rahfu3174]

r/creepyasterisks nvm they set it to private for whatever reason

[@doibantikov2486]

* looks at everyone with utter desperation in my eyes * If someone could bludgeon me with this crowbar, that'd be rad * hands you the crowbar and kneels down to finally accept eternity *

[@lhumyaki]

"Hey, I appreciated the flowers, but could you please not send them at my workplace because it raises questions and can be compromising for my work, please?" "You have NO AMBITION and NO WORK ETHIC"

[@aradhyachoudhury3602]

..😂😂contradiction as hell..that dude was on weeds.

[@samanthajungers8442]

Basically, the nice guy formula is full of contradictions.

[@najeewilson8942]

@@samanthajungers8442 exactly!

[@The_Milkman9]

Honestly, that guys going to be what he described lmfao

[@melissasmith4180]

That guys was so insanely toxic, delusional, and Abusive as hell. Fuck that guy

[@rowan6650]

“Over the next months/years, you will: become older” PROFOUND

[@Kevin-dt9xm]

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[@forlornmess7716]

@@Kevin-dt9xm there's enough bones in the human body to make a whole skeleton

[@emptyice]

The floor here is made out of floor

[@PremiumCheeses]

There's enough water in the Atlantic Ocean to fill an entire Atlantic Ocean

[@Diddlyy]

There are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

[@ye6942]

There are too many nice guys now a days, us abusive guys aren't getting any girls :(

[@ohno1571]

The Narrator gay people too. I don't think I've ever heard of women giving the gay people a chance, how disrespectful

[@Hys868]

The Narrator tell me about it....I constantly hit every girl I meet SO WHY WONT THEY LOVE ME?!! *punches the wall furiously*

[@Brandon-jo8tz]

oi mate, you must have autocorrect on because its spelled "guys" not girls mate

[@Brandon-jo8tz]

mate because The Narrator is awesome

[@oneplushydude]

They won't date abusive guy, nice guys, smart guys gay guys. who are they dating, other chicks? Ha heh....

[@JustonBibero]

*ASTERISK*

[@flamingogh_]

Juston Bibero *asterisk*

[@goksir5845]

IT'S YOU

[@drunkbavarian8988]

*OMG IT IS THE MEME LEGEND* notice me senpai o.o

[@thunderplunder1013]

I was cringing. Q-Q was this for real or is it fake?

[@Mecha_Hitler]

I think the guy was joking in that one

[@Dragodilian]

I can't stand people like this. You are never entitled to another person's body. Super manipulative, entitled, and creepy people. Rejection is just a fact of life. You're going to be rejected and it's going to hurt, but it's something everyone goes through. It isn't okay to lash out at people for telling you 'no'.

[@gabrieladerre2862]

Right! They seem oblivious to the fact that if a girl or guy isn't interested right away, then perhaps showing what a psychotic little bitch you are isn't the best way to handle it. Especially not when some unjustified verbal abuse is added in to the mix! I've ended up dating a few guys that I wasn't all that attracted to initially. But after I spent some time talking to them, and just hanging out, and actually getting to know them as friends, that changed.

[@mdgsk824]

Sadserpent to say they have no manners would be an understatement. Who raised them?

[@ezrealxshsh5460]

@@mdgsk824 who pay attention to raising kids in 2019?

[@GradietPanda12345]

Sadserpent it’s not the deep

[@disturbedmdk7904]

Lol this whole video was good to touch up on this, making it funny as well with the voices. A lot of people are crazy and it seems like a lot of people are babies when it comes to rejection, like if someone doesn't like you you don't gotta act like that. A lot of people anymore are immature and ignorant to the core. But there are some good people out there

[@irahryphson8879]

"I respect women!" Until the lady doesn't want to do what he wants lmao

[@danxikak2115]

Which one is the worse of them all? Incel or SIMP?

[@thougsthecker7404]

@@danxikak2115 incel obviously,the simp only affects one person.the incel affects both

[@ninahavekost1358]

thougst hecke that’s deep

[@letitbe1977]

@@danxikak2115 Incel, definitely.

[@machineboy686]

* *a bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* * buddy I think that signifies something very different

[@Momo-bu3le]

It signifies that it’s time to block them.

[@abigailmassey1755]

a hernia!!! :D

[@buttercup9709]

yeet spoon either that, or he's filled his nappy

[@buttercup9709]

G o m m i e crap, they found me! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

[@lorenzo42p]

that part made me choke

[@grumpdogg213]

That flower recipient girl was so fucking patient, that was the most gentle let down ever...AND HE WENT NUCLEAR

[@Cerebrosum]

Grump probably what set him off really. Her patience and grace grating worse than harsh words ever could.

[@matthaizjeffrey1677]

ikr

[@dannywolfpero]

Just don't send them to HER JOB. You might get the girl fired.

[@randomfools808]

Yeah man, that response was actually pretty vicious. I even felt it. But at least she see's what she avoided.

[@randomfools808]

Tangential_Tangine Apparently her friend responded down below and said those messages gave her panic attacks. I guess she's been through a lot too.

[@jacklent353]

*A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE*

[@grapesodaa2141]

Jack Lent *-I believe that means a very different thing buddy-*

[@ToriPeebs]

You just can’t deny that he is at least a very creative person

[@AcroGrade]

Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard on this channel

[@jjs8426]

😂

[@helenanilsson5666]

ToriPeebs I can deny it.

[@MM-np7bb]

Being “nice” because you want something... isn’t very nice 😞

[@emilmadsen494]

That something is nudes and sex obviously.

[@RickyRiceB]

In fact that’d be considered mean

[@carebear2707]

Exactly

[@potato1674]

True that's actually extremely exploitative and not nice

[@TheGod0fCookies]

Wanna know how to not end up as a "nice guy" in life? "Hey, want to go out?" "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." "No worries, I didn't know." *Both of you get on with your life* Magical. Seriously. Also, don't role play with complete strangers. That shits just uncomfortable. D:

[@localcrackhead2904]

**looks at ground and sighs, then looks up**

[@kwayarngya897]

@@rufus7207 People have to be interested in you for you to show any semblance of decency and basic respect? You must be very lonely. Or you just have a weird relationship with your family members.

[@rufus7207]

@@kwayarngya897 No, the idea is, if she's not gonna date you then you move on. And if you're moving on, what's the point in going off on a pathetic "e-ehe, sorry ma'am, I'll be gone from your hair"

[@rufus7207]

@@Michellok786 Because today's culture is a hookup culture lol. Generally the kind of person id go after on tinder isn't the kind of person id wanna be friends with.

[@rufus7207]

@@Michellok786 Oh well, everyone does it different

[@minoanlight4545]

A fact: majority of abusive guys start out as “nice guys”.

[@dalewilson2416]

large majority, its an abuse tactic called "love bombing" these guys just werent smart/patient enough to do it properly (thank god)

[@ksspook]

Abusive guys are nicer and fall into their own catalog

[@dalewilson2416]

im saying it seems like thats what they were trying to do, albeit unsuccsssfully. also yes, what these guys are doing when they realize theyre not getting any is abusive

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Well he did open the door for her! That's equal! She won't even show boobs!

[@minoanlight4545]

buckets Citation is my dating experience and the experience of my friends. Self proclaimed nice guys are very dangerous types. Actual nice guys do not go around saying “hey, I am nice”. They let their actions speak for themselves.

[@hayward325]

Ah no not the asterisks

[@Elodere]

I had to stop it 10 times in order to get through all of it.

[@darux268]

FlyingYak ________________ I suggest you take a vaccine from r/creepyasterisks so your body learns to fight against the cringe

[@LinkieLinkGameing]

FlyingYak ________________ **uses unnessisary Roll play shit** YOU WANNA FUCK?!

[@TheCarlbags]

The cringe

[@emoriyeet2999]

This happened to me before. Can confirm I felt a mix of an urge to vomit and laugh.

[@liv5823]

Ok, but can we just appreciate his voice acting 💛

[@champgreen9985]

Fyüpè Elísē always appreciate the voice acting

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

Fyüpè Elísē And the singing.

[@ブロッサム先生]

*treats you like a normal person/acknowledges existence* I deserve to be paid with your body now.

[@joypomeroy1452]

My favorite comment

[@user_____M]

Get some class and show bob and vagene.

[@Todie85]

I mean... guys pay with their bodies too? Jesus...it's too much for reciprocity isn't it?

[@Gambit2483]

Well...its probably more than they get irl..😂 cant blame them

[@frankthetank8216]

Isnt that how it works

[@IneptOrange]

Oh god the roleplay please god no help oh lord

[@IneptOrange]

Oh right wait no I mean **Recoils in terror**

[@rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin]

IneptOrange You forgot to show confidence

[@Gyrbae]

IneptOrange **ejaculates on op's wool sweater** Just came here to like your comment **wipes the last drops on your wallet while smiling lasciviously**

[@IneptOrange]

Gyrbae Don't you fucking dare ruin my jumper **glows in **-anger-** CONFIDENCE**

[@Gyrbae]

IneptOrange **blushes innocently while looking at the ground, rigjt foot sweeping dust in front of me** fuck you bitch **runs away in an masculine testosterone-fueled manner**

[@everlasting9292]

Y'all remember the girl a few years ago who was killed in a mall in Iowa by a security guard? Yeah. He was one of these "nice guys". He kept making moves and she turned him down, but he couldn't leave well enough alone. If I remember correctly, he also had a wife or girlfriend and kids. I grew up 30 minutes from that mall. My sister was there the night before, literally eating dinner 50 feet away from where he shot her. She and her friend had actually been debating whether to go the night they went, or the next night, which was when this all went down. She was ALMOST caught up in that mess. I will never forgive him for doing what he did. Don't be one of those people. No means no. No matter if another person is rude when they turn you down, move on.

[@yasminemobley7858]

That's awful! This is what happens when people don't say no to their children. They grow up entitled and thinking everything and everyone owes them something.

[@everlasting9292]

@@yasminemobley7858 I can't even put how much it baffles me into words, ya know? It still has me shaken up, even though it happened a few years ago.

[@yasminemobley7858]

It would screw me up, too. An innocent person lost their life because they said no. Society needs to learn how to accept no.

[@feliciaroyers1646]

So basically don't shoot ppl got it

[@everlasting9292]

@@feliciaroyers1646 right!

[@rohaan.]

Day 247: I still cringe over the asterisk guy.

[@alponselrik]

damn.. that one.. bad for heart

[@Ze_eT]

He wasn't even the only one. I hate it when people get so delusional that they think life is a roleplay and every roleplay bends to their will.

[@alonsoa.delgadillo1592]

*asterisk* *Me too* *asterisk*

[@godricsalazar5506]

I've watched that video literally 200 times... Still makes me cringe so fucking much!!!

[@ricklofton2725]

I actually had to skip over that one, it was so bad.

[@harkness1720]

I felt physical pain on the asterisk part

[@lvrdvst]

HARKNESS **A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE**

[@bebop417]

I felt pain throughout most of it. My head hurts trying to comprehend these people

[@madhatter8509]

*(Walks slowly backwards)*

[@abdullah.a413]

It was obviously trolling and was really funny

[@themelqart4902]

r/iamverysmart

[@Starrlet]

I like how they say “all girls go for abusive guys!!1!1!” Even though they’re pretty much the definition of abusive, think about it.

[@knightace2002]

They're not wrong. It's their "confidence" (in quotes because women can't tell the difference between CONFIDENCE and cockiness) that they're attracted to.

[@puppyenjoyer]

knightace2002 oh my god shut up

[@AliBanana1493]

Mythical Starrz exactly!

[@knightace2002]

Ok?

[@swiftly9]

But literally the reason that they act so impulsive and get so angry when they don't end up with the reply they want is because they're not confident...simply feigning it.

[@aoifecaetan9832]

When the nice guy loses his patience everyone shivers. Yeah cause he probably doesn't understand consent.

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

Aoife Caetan Yea cause he about to take out his frustration on 3rd period history class.

[@r.r815]

Negromancer I'm happy I have second period history ;)

[@fanenthusiast3802]

Ulti184 Nice guys are the real rapists

[@stephenwolfgangstout]

the roofies kicking in

[@JoeyCentral]

Meh consent is overrated. *shrugs*

[@lapidus9552]

**Grows bulge in pants to signify confidence** "Get some class, lady!"

[@tinniesealjiji]

👽

[@slyy5432]

Please God let the asterisk guy just be trolling, I refuse to believe that was real

[@sky-vv7zl]

Slyy *slowly raises hand as if to slap you* DO not question HIM

[@IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]

Yeah I also had my doubts there

[@rnelody5496]

*ASTERISK* laughs, nodding *ASTERISK*

[@lunarkingdom9447]

Same...this isn't a rp

[@cjgg4885]

Slyy There is no way that is real. Nice guys are fucking morons, but that was just a whole other level. It's either a fake text or a troll because there is no way that a nice guy would say that.

[@boyfromzambia]

Don't mind me, I'm just here admiring his singing in the beginning

[@DeidaraSakurasama]

I am totally going to clip it, and use it for a ringtone , involving my ex boyfriend, lol.

[@boyfromzambia]

@@DeidaraSakurasama That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 It seems that it worked since he made it as your boyfriend loll what possessed you to date him?

[@DeidaraSakurasama]

@@boyfromzambia I grew up with him as a friend and got separated at college. It didn't do him much good, I believe. Long live the B.O.B.!

[@chibimemeboi357]

Iam Mwiza It kinda reminds me of Jones BBQ & foot massage if I have my volume lower.

[@boyfromzambia]

@@chibimemeboi357 lmfao I forgot all about that commercial 😂😂😂 I appreciate you

[@noakinn]

The guy who gave flowers during work just described his life.

[@RMBII91]

Spot on!

[@MinecrafterAl]

Bit of the old projection

[@sdb_official7078]

Trying reversed psychology? 😂

[@moozycarrots]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@strangelongcat7830]

Tatiana studio killers?

[@sailor_grell]

2:27 r/niceguys r/creepyasterisks and r/iamverysmart combined into one post

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

Oh baby, a triple!

[@sparkz6349]

@buckets rip @buckets he had a stroke his last words were "hlep i honk a stronk"

[@Kaiju_King944]

That's surprisingly accurate

[@ascendedcat260]

🎵it's a subreddit combo platter!🎵

[@kanalevi]

damn these girls really had the patience replying to these weird ass messages 💀

[@spaicklesauce754]

pi

[@TheVonzilla]

@levian Right? As much truth as there is to SOME of the things the nice guys are saying(like never giving not super attractive guys the time of day, not really valuing nice/politeness over popularity/hotness/etc, and ... that’s about it), other than that sliver of truth, the niceguys don’t have a leg to stand on and are attacking with worse shit than most of the “Chads” would ever say to woman, even when trying to be dicks. Obviously women see right thru this routine most of the time, so how the fuck do they have the god-like patience to not rip these assholes apart after even just one text, let alone the 10-20 these girls are sitting thru? I’m average guy who has always batted far above my average, and I’m gonna tell you right now, I was nowhere near this nice to any nicegirls that pulled this sorta shit.

[@Emikero]

@@TheVonzilla It doesn't matter how nice you "nice guys" are, if someone isn't interested in your advances, they're not interested. So instead of getting butthurt, suck it up, and move on. FFS, just because you compliment a girl does NOT mean she now needs to go on a date with you/sleep with you/send you explicit images of herself. It's the male prats in these messages who are up themselves and think they're God's Gift. Not the girls.

[@TheVonzilla]

@@Emikero Yeah you read my message wrong. I am not a niceguy, and I am not a nice guy. I said whatever truth might be in a couple of the things the niceguys say, doesn't compare to the awful things they say later. And how these women put up with it for more than two texts, I'll never know. I would not and have not had that kinda patience with the nicegirls in high school. I side with these women getting preyed upon, but I don't think they should put up with it at all. They should rip these dudes apart. Maybe read the comment all the way thru before bitching at people for shit they don't even support.

[@SpicyCannoli]

I reply sometimes when I'm bored to tell ppl I'm not interested, but they just keep talking so I just ignore the messages now.

[@Espeon804]

Guy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Guy: *Proceeds to type an essay about how the girl will suffer for eternity for turning him down.* EDIT: I've created a monster in the reply thread. EDIT2: Y'all. I was summarizing the video. Well. At least the replies are interesting.

[@lukabogdanovic4658]

bitch

[@francisagbon9999]

lasagna

[@danthediamondhedgehog3615]

That's why I'll never date anyone, I won't be into girls or guys

[@lukabogdanovic4658]

@@francisagbon9999 lul

[@thynisia396]

Back in the days it was way better. The guy would just come back to ask again lol. In person I mean.

[@BrekkaJones24]

*procures "Bulge" to gain +5 to confidence*

[@Plantsvszombies221]

BlargieArg he sounds like a runescape virgin lol

[@oldaccount2470]

69 likes.........

[@landoblando8947]

*speech craft 100*

[@solidzex8627]

imma like your comment just because your profile pic is cute

[@dylanmcdonald861]

It's a shame the charisma has a bonus of -100

[@AslanW]

Elliot Rodgers was a self proclaimed nice guy. Look at how nice he was.

[@ambersomething1693]

Aslan exactly. Anytime someone asks me what a “nice guy” or “incel” is, I say “they’re Elliot Rodgers but they didn’t shoot up a sorority yet”

[@ashyslashy22]

The final boss of nice guys.

[@RockinThaSoLows]

In the future you will: *whips out PowerPoint

[@francescoideo9330]

Meow Meow ASTERISK whips out power point ASTERISK

[@user-lz9zw8gb9i]

**********asterisk whips out PowerPoint asterisk**********

[@gunnarholsopple107]

“I know I may seem creepy, but...” Bringing attention to the fact that you’re creepy doesn’t make you not creepy.

[@yourlocalalien3790]

Preach

[@thecamelchannel1467]

r/hmm

[@TheHardestPill]

Jack K wait...what?!😲

[@cresentcube5898]

Petition to make nice guys Stop using asterisks in conversations.

[@potatoxkateri]

cresentcube Petition to make nice guys stop

[@tmc421]

no I need this entertainment

[@monkeydude952]

Please, all that cringe is going to give me an aneurism.

[@briankakunu2560]

cresentcube 1:24 felt like an intense anime scene

[@dorianpavus9030]

*ASTERISKS* signs petition *ASTERISKS*

[@zzzzoot]

I really hope the women who received these messages from coworkers and classmates reported them to the boss/principle. You gotta start the paper trail early in case they go full psycho.

[@SmurfQueen279]

We do; but literally no one believes us or we get told we're overreacting or being mean to them.

[@hata6290]

SmurfQueen279 I’m not gonna lie man, I don’t know what the fuck ur talking about, idk where you live and all that but whenever/if ever I report people they take that shit seriously, they honestly low key overreact when it comes to that stuff, at least for me. I’m sorry it doesn’t work out for you tho

[@bnanaaasbrown9529]

YT Acc. I haven't heard of these instances not being taken seriously by schools/colleges/workplaces either. Sometimes HR can definitely even be overzealous about these issues, but I haven't seen many occasions where it's been dismissed.

[@ryanne.5172]

But, you guys are kind of invalidating her experiences right now? So, is it hard to believe it would happen elsewhere?

[@reiiyth]

*ASTERISK* Bleaches my own memory and eyes *ASTERISK*

[@lilpetz500]

*Gets rejected calmly by a girl; decided to tell her that her whole life will come crashing down in every way, and that the last chance she had to ever be happy was to be with him

[@radiohead3852]

A S T E R I C K S

[@jackhazardous4008]

Intense narcissism intensifies

[@forty2329]

He is so nice

[@HoratioAccel]

Mira Tarnish He was just recounting his autobiography to her.

[@agiar2000]

Yeah, like "Oh, no! How I missed out on happiness! I _could've_ been with this guy who doesn't think I deserve respect and who would have "opened doors" for me, but *ALAS* that ship has now sailed!"

[@Matze239]

*It's Jordan btw*

[@lydiaminx666]

Telling me you’re a nice guy makes me distrust you more

[@demonblade4342]

I'm not a nice guy 😂😂😂😂 jk

[@whatthefrank5941]

I'm a guy nice

[@nomoarmay0]

@@whatthefrank5941 I'm a nuy gice

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

Nice guy I am.

[@theomegadestructor4974]

I'm a nice trash

[@shutupyouclod5024]

* *asterisk* *

[@diavolosteddy7594]

DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS?

[@chefboyardee376]

* rethinks life* kek

[@MikeJr9284]

Mash-Up * *kills self* *

[@Sixshotz1337]

21ST CENTURY SLUTS, ALL OF YOU *angrily grumbles*

[@brertt8350]

I honestly thought he was joking

[@TyDie85]

Lol the "*does said action* is so cringey. It is almost like they're ASKING to be posted online. People are seriously psychotic.

[@lukemillen7486]

Gunpla Noob uwu what’s this

[@lukemillen7486]

*deletes life*

[@hibcoolness157]

*Bulge grows in pants to show I agree* yep I agree it’s super weird

[@ShannaraTech]

XD RAWR

[@ShannaraTech]

OwO

[@jellykitty9618]

I'm asterRISKing my sanity watching this series.

[@okyeah3603]

You can show yourself out

[@user-nr1hz8ru9k]

Leave before it's too late, son

[@antares7672]

Please leave, for your own sanity. It ain't worth risking your sanity for "nice guy" texts.

[@Nezziemonster]

Love how these guys brag about respecting women, but they don't respect a woman's right to say no.

[@Sockren]

they dont respect anything about women.

[@flaminhotloser4289]

“ I respect you decision” *Goes on about why it’s wrong*

[@cosmic-creepers9207]

Irrelevant Fangirl Named Kammie - he literally projected his own shortcomings onto her 😂 And if he truly thought all those bad things about her why would he be trying to date her in the first place. Serious psycho narcissist!

[@tylerwickwire1522]

he respects it never said he agreed.

[@lassilehtonen1867]

Respecting and approving are two different things.

[@Jokaanan]

@@lassilehtonen1867 No he very clearly doesn't respect her decision, or her... that dude's texts were straight up horrifying. He's some kinda sociopath or something

[@lassilehtonen1867]

@@Jokaanan My comment was completely detached from your response.

[@sirpython9385]

‘I accept your decision’ *proceeds to go against decision for next two minutes*

[@ohshiditsgriff2793]

That list he puked out is so specific, you think that might have happened to him?

[@tosinakin2508]

@@ohshiditsgriff2793 Possibly, but he talked about her thinking she was God's gift them proceeded to go on about how he was God's gift. Just deluded if you ask me.

[@aelux4179]

Why do niceguys always have to collab with iamverysmart?

[@mkla6733]

Aelux 2 b fair...

[@purintaufufa]

because they have no other selling point to brag other than their extraordinarily awesome IQ level

[@zhawkmoth3653]

Because it's easy to lie about your IQ. You can't lie about things that are far more obvious from the get-go.... like your shit social skills or your looks. It's a way for them to cosplay being superior. Although it's often very shitty cosplay and no one is impressed by it.

[@Josh-uq7vu]

Because verysmart and niceguy are both attributes of neckbeards.

[@donotdrop1]

Hahahahhahaha collab. You made it sound like it's some kind of art project

[@potaterjim]

"Hello!" "Who is this?" "Oh god I wasn't expecting that right off the bat!" This is like ice king but real life

[@aen9321]

People like this make me really angry because I’ve met so many guys like this at this point that it’s hard for me to *not* be suspicious of or cold to a lot of men who might be really great people. Not only is it not fair to us as women, (I’ve had multiple “nice guys” tell me I should get raped or that they were going to do it to me and then murder me) it’s also not fair to actually good men who are seeking a genuine connection. Trust me.. Sorrow TV didn’t even scratch the surface of how bad these guys can be.

[@virgilmcmath6363]

see I'm just insulted that they are called "nice guys" because it makes it sounds like that's the best of what men have to offer

[@shadowstalker8508]

And also, I'm sorry that happened to ya, It hurts mens pride to get rejected and most of "nice guys" are over sensitive.. So they take it out on you because of that, it's how it is...sad but true. All I'm saying is Actions are louder than words, therefore no one should tell you what they can show you

[@jamestuchowska4675]

I would call myself a nice guy, but I don't do it to get laid.. in fact, I think it goes in the complete opposite direction of getting laid, but it's a value of mine. I try to be as nice as possible to all people, especially the people I'm close to. If you're doing it to get laid, you aren't nice. You're a manipulator.

[@DrTranofEvil]

What’s funny is I’m using this stuff as an ice-breaker when I meet online dates in person for the first time. We share stories of the terrible people we’ve encountered. I think a lot of us are jaded (I’ve met my share of crazy, but I will admit I’ve never had a woman threaten to rape or kill me).

[@1998rg]

A E N exactly; im really weary of all men cause of these cases; I have stopped believing that there are any decent men out there.

[@CKTDanny]

*ASTERISK* dies because of cringe... and sadness *ASTERISK*

[@shotenzo2]

SDG Danny people who do that are the actual worst

[@Luke-pl9gu]

Hardcore roleplay

[@GegoXaren]

**dies from embarrassment that you don't know how G+ syntax works**

[@zorakandbrac]

That exchange was faker than bruce jenners gender.

[@martinkelvin1822]

This reminds me of a Fallout 4 parody video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWOqd5ZnaqtrqNkm49s

[@loganelizabeth8672]

This actually happens a lot. A guy insists he's "different" and "nice" and the moment you let him know you're just not interested in him romantically, no matter how kind you are about it, he blows up. At least you feel such relief from dodging a bullet though.

[@iamthebadwolf7296]

TrustedJunior how do you know she “can’t handle a break up” If you haven’t broken up yet? Some “psychotic ex girlfriends” simply wanted the guys to treat them with respect and look them in the face and say your a great person but this isn’t working. You know, instead of the BS of ghosting them, breaking up via social media or text, in short, treating them disrespectfully. How dare women expect to be treated like people? If you do treat her respectfully and she goes crazy, yeah psycho.

[@ahstiasummers5583]

I encountered such a guy... but I feel lucky that he only gave me the extreme cold shoulder afterwards instead of blowing up about how girls don’t date nice guys

[@kishinpower3317]

OOF

[@Kdkendk]

most unattractive guys claim to be different yet they settle for the "nice" attitude all the same. they should know girls generally love confident and kind man(NOT nice),a guy who blows off after a rejection just show how weak and insecure he is. oh the frustating part is they just wont come to sense,ever.

[@SirFailsalot91]

I confessed my crush on a girl not that long ago, it'd been a couple of years as friends and I just had to get it off my chest so those feelings wouldn't form a knot in my stomach every time she was around; she said it was really sweet and after we did some talking about our situation, she very politely rejected me and said she hopes I can find someone special while the two of us can stay good friends. We're still friends who can banter, have a laugh and enjoy each other's company without anything romantic between us, support one another when we need help, everything that friends do; I didn't blow up at her for saying no, she didn't refuse to talk to me ever again or mock me for it, we both respect one another and came to an agreement to keep our relationship how it is. You always see Nice Guys blowing up about how awful the Friend Zone is, but for me, it's better to be in the Friend Zone and still have that person in your life as opposed to them cutting you out of their lives because you acted like an entitled douche to them.

[@dekelyosifon]

1:19 is a combination of: - Niceguys. - IAmVerySmart. - CreepyAsterisks. We have a 3 in 1 you guys!

[@theomegadestructor4974]

And it combines in -CringePics

[@emptyice]

@buckets what

[@sparkz6349]

@buckets again, he had a stroke... :c

[@gezi5927]

Also cringetopia

[@Virtualweakness]

Nice people don't do nice things expecting a reward.

[@team-tastic-germany37]

in fact every human does that to an extend .. but this is realy extreme

[@AGolfHitter]

@@team-tastic-germany37 you expect a thank you, not access to their body

[@lukijuxxl]

@@team-tastic-germany37 We take action based on what potencial outcome lies behind it, but some just can't accept the risk that comes along with speculations. Thats the big difference. A reward implies that your actions are being appreciated by others, therfor it is speculative, because it is subjective. Thats why we should never expect appreciation for doing nice things, but be grateful for when we do receive it.

[@bronzeplayergaming2244]

Unfortunately. ..

[@qweenlina930]

Poninator The cosplayer preach!!!

[@areej5732]

*bulge g r o w s to signify confidence*

[@Eriennexton]

they do if they're nice obviously you're not. *imitates an anime person*

[@sarmusic3209]

MIKE HDD I'd be in big trouble if size was determined by confidence o_o

[@Sockren]

totally to signify confidence

[@Ghosth0e]

Does anyone else worry about the safety of the people receiving these creepy messages lmaooo

[@dollanganger444]

GhostH0e yes omg

[@MrPatrickbuit]

Yeah same same

[@xloganlermanx]

I do, it's creepy as fuck and you just know they all have a little psychopath in them so who knows what they're capable of. Think of the ultimate nice guy Elliot Rodger. Gives me shivers.

[@purpleice2343]

I don't know how local Kik/Tinder and etc is, but most likely you'll never meet people you talk to here so I don't see anything to worry about.

[@wheatnir2924]

GhostH0e Yea...

[@Stratus...]

I think the scariest thing about nice guys is that they actually, geuninely believe that they're nice guys.

[@loonatics1199]

*Asterisks has entered the chat*

[@elg-c612]

* *leaves chat* *

[@andrewabate2570]

Erik Lerström *fucking

[@slarkel506]

@Erik Just noticed your comment here. Your pretty toxic

[@username-mm8bm]

Obelix has shown himself

[@sushiix6609]

*_Tsu has kicked Asterisks out of the chat._*

[@pie1o1morris46]

Ok the "cute ass poem thing" one made me laugh 😂

[@jaysonklein6018]

Same. Dat sassy snapback. Lol

[@paulhk2727]

That probably was the only comment not coming from a nice guy

[@Phyran]

I feel like that one wasn't a Nice Guy cuz that's the kind of shit my BF and I would say to each other lol

[@milaylahire6318]

@@Phyran agreed :3

[@amythedumbass1139]

Lmao right

[@rang3r34]

Be glad when a woman is HONEST with you and says she isn't interested. You will be WAY more butt hurt if she gets with you under false pretenses to just use you for money, food and gifts.......

[@beepot2764]

Or worse when she tries to convince herself that she cares about you, marries you, has your kid and then leaves you because she's never been happy. That shit happens all the time.

[@MiguelRPD]

The one woman that received flowers was great for being honest and respectful considering how creepy that dude was.

[@rang3r34]

I dunno, I like honesty myself.....People need to understand relationships are built off MUTUAL attraction.....Always be firm and honest even if the other party gets angry. They are only proving you were right to reject them in the first place.

[@matthewarnold8259]

this dude is triggered he’s been catfished before

[@rang3r34]

Thanks for contributing nothing to the dialogue, Ariana......

[@Formercollegestudent12345]

How he reads the sentence errors and misspelled words are hilarious 😂

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

"In the next months/years you will -become older" WAIT REALLY? HOLY SHIT THIS GUY CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!

[@RegularStupidPeople]

Timmy Dirtyrat plot twist, she is a vampire

[@Spookintosh]

Timmy Dirtyrat lmao i was dead at that moment

[@SeymourDisapproves]

What a pathetic little man, huh?

[@FreakishSmilePA]

*starts to breathe heavily* holy fuck

[@rose4490]

Self proclaimed "nice guys" are usually narcissistic creepers.

[@JudyCerda]

Yes, they sure are. I had a self proclaimed "nice guy" fan on all my sites who turned out to be a psycho. He couldn't handle rejection and quickly turned into a threatening rude creep. That is not a nice guy by anyone's standards.

[@taay_thegreat2057]

Judy Cerda truest post ever the biggest players

[@DekkarJr]

It's a shame that "Niceness" and "Kindness" are being misconstrued by these types of guys tbh. There is a difference in being nice and "fawning" all over a girl. How they don't just realize they are being creepy is a delusion in and of itself I suppose. Because the actual truth of it is that women do like nice, kind, respectful men - they just don't want them using that kindness to set up a platform from which they think they can beg and plead for naked pics or sex or w/e. That's just disingenuous. I'd rather just be asked for nudes straight up than be tricked into falling into that linguistic trap. They are conflating being nice and kind with being possessive, needy and demanding. It's really pathetic. Judy Cerda - guys like that are why I take martial arts and carry a knives with me - have a few necklaces with hidden retractable blades in them plus switch blade either hidden in my clothes or in my purse/clutch. I would just buy a gun, but guns aren't cheap lol and you gotta have a conceal carry permit, and then it's a whole thing if/when you get pulled over for a traffic violation. Plus with self defense training I've gotten good enough with basically any small knife that I could probably do more damage with it anyway. And unless he has a gun too than it's just hypothetical overkill. Can sever tendons and nerves way faster with a knife and leave em totally disabled and needing reconstructive surgery if they ever found you in public and attacked you or something. It's really perfect if you were ever being raped or something too, most attackers would never expect you to have a hidden retractable blade on you, much less be able to use it. Unless you've got some high level jiu jitsu and can throw up a triangle choke really quickly and render them unconscious ( image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-woman-in-mma-attire-applying-a-triangle-choke-against-an-opponent-on-white-background-116726290.jpg ), a knife is your best bet in close.

[@LaRedPDX]

If we pass a guy on the sidewalk. They say hi. If we say hi back, just out of basic decency and politeness to a *fellow human* then they think we wanna fuck! Like sorry bro. We can’t fuck every guy who wants to fuck us. That’s all we’d ever be doing. With every man almost who exists. Lol 😆 real shit Then if we just keep walking, pretend we don’t hear, and don’t say hi back, we’re stuck up bitches. We literally get shit and can’t win either way. Guys need to fucking get that. Please.

[@JudyCerda]

Well I wouldn't go that far. I don't want to hurt anybody unless I absolutely have to but criminals who attack women are a whole different story. The video is just focused on men who claim women don't want nice guys which is false. They do want nice guys who take them out, treat them right, respect them and support their goals and ambitions. But if a guy is rejected when approaching a woman or in a relationship and feel rejected or jealous over something, he doesn't need to go psycho on them with name calling, harassment, spreading rumors on line and threatening. That definitely is not a "nice guy"; it's a pathetic loser with no confidence in himself. I am married myself so I don't have to worry about that with potential mates but as I mentioned, I have fans online because I'm an actress and I have come across a few who write about what a nice guy they are and then when I reject their advances, they decide to harass me with crazy name calling and bothering me on social media sites. Fortunately there is blocking to help with that. But yes, women do want respectful nice guys, just not psychos or weird ones.

[@jordipernillo3026]

asterisk *bleaches eyeballs* asterisk

[@Geoffreyvexer]

Jordi Pernillo Asterisk *drinks leftover bleach* Asterisk.

[@Sunnysideanyway]

asterisk asterisk bleaches eyeballs asterisk asterisk

[@immaboirightmommy56]

asterisk Hangs self asterisk asterisk Breaks roof with my fatass asterisk

[@alib3208]

😂😂😂😂😂 screeching

[@ksfishchannel]

Asterisk throws phone off of bridge and tries to forget everything i just saw in that segment asterisk

[@only_fair23]

Holy shit, the guy actually waited 3 years.

[@FrenchToat]

Actually holy schnitzel

[@Mr.Eminem]

Things we do to get laid 😂

[@kimifw58]

Or suddenly remembered he had her number.

[@arianaangelaugustine3936]

So, these guys' coping mechanism for being rejected, is to go on a five minute rant saying that the girl is gonna end up all sad and depressed, just because she's not interested and won't let them have sex with her? ...we are failing as a species...

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Ariana... we've been failing as a species for far too long. I say we send all nice guys and nice girls to an island never to return.

[@arianaangelaugustine3936]

Peridot Daughter of Athena i'm down. We just need a big island and a ship to take them.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Ariana Angel Augustine. Shouldn't be too difficult. There's over 2,000 islands in the world, and plenty of ships. The biggest issue is having to find all of the nice guys and nice girls. I've thought about this plan a lot since I have no life at all and spend it watching KZbin videos and looking at memes.

[@arianaangelaugustine3936]

Peridot Daughter of Athena true. And i doubt we could meet em irl seeing as how i'm an introverted potato who stays in her room drawing and watching youtube all day.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Ariana Angel Augustine. Same here. My usual response to someone trying to talk to me is, "Go away. Can't you see I'm drawing?"

[@Ebb0Productions]

Those asterisk messages are like cringe-nukes.

[@macped6751]

eggo Buldge grows to signify confidence

[@spacetrenton]

ASTERISK LOOKS AT GROUND AND TAKES DEEP BREATH ASTERISK

[@saturndotnet]

gOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[@theuncrownedsin4276]

lmfao

[@killercloud345]

My ass puckered so hard I had to skip that one.

[@vitre69]

Jesus, the guy that sent flowers just responded with nothing less than a thesis on how frustrated he is.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

The worst one imo...

[@J-D03]

The only reason he answered 4 houra after he got the message is because he had spend that time thinking up of his answer.

[@mariahj125]

it's true i'm chasing Chad right now 🏃‍♀️

[@sparkz6349]

Chad Chase: EPISODE 1

[@darealspedie7696]

@@sparkz6349 Netflix original

[@thecommiesalami9217]

You're not gonna catch him, he ran track in highschool

[@darthxader1112]

OH GOD THEY HAVE A KNIFE!!!!

[@garfoofian8507]

Did you get him

[@jax4868]

I dont understand how these "nice guys" dont see what they are doing wrong lmao

[@wetlettuce4768]

I know right, some of them have to be actual psychopaths lol

[@Gary-ms2bl]

Jax lack of self awareness, an incel trait

[@gordonschnick12]

Jax they gave literal nice guys, like in real life a bad name. And they ruined wearing a fedora.

[@CallumDowney]

Yeah kind of confuses me, they need to read it back and see where they started wrong. (Pretty much the whole thing.)

[@evasmiljanic3529]

It's easier to blame others for your own shortcomings. If they admit they're in the wrong then they have to change.

[@TheGooseman14]

I love how these "nice guys" have all the same reaction when some girl rejects their offers. They start with a proposal, and when they get rejected, even politely, they just get out of their minds, starts to complain and cry just like all the insecurity they had until this very moment explode like a nuke on Hiroshima

[@jajataroy4636]

The Gooseman Nice Guys: OOF

[@Takokujin07]

Nicely said lmao

[@greenthunder1000]

The Gooseman not exactly. The nuke dropped on Hiroshima was actually important

[@PedroPedro-tn6mj]

The Gooseman and then they express their anger through roleplay

[@drewyetti]

This is what happens when men express their emotions and I thought feminism is about encouraging men to be sensitive.

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

How have you not run out of these yet? And why are they getting WORSE?

[@thebonelessone3107]

Macent I expect at least 40 of these. I don’t see the “Nice Guys” changing their act in the near future.

[@thetrashbaby]

Macent They are aaaalways there. Seeing you. In the shadows. Waiting to attack.

[@umont13]

If you say worse I hope you mean even more hilarious 😂

[@ellabee2453]

The nice guys will never, ever end

[@FoxElliott]

On one hand, they're too outrageous to be real, but on the other, they're too outrageous to be fake.

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

Dude the one about Evan and Steph actually raises a lot of questions, like she _genuinely_ wanted to talk to him. What the hell happened to Evan that changed him into... this... *_thing...._*

[@saklasnabal42069]

He fell down harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

[@Sandro234]

This guy's voice acting is next level.

[@hexxblade1534]

Severius Brandusa YUGI!

Nice guy logic: I pretend to be kind, thoughtful, and nice towards girls with the express purpose of getting them to sleep with me and be subservient to me. Why can't I get a girlfriend?

[@mrs.caleetawilliams9392]

May the force be with you *Chewbacca makes a noise in the background*

[@abhijay_]

Lord revan, you always speak the truth, and I'm happy that Disney hasn't laid their greedy hands on you yet!

[@Ace-oy9ig]

May the force be with you! *Pulls out lightsaber*

Yo, why the fuck does this have 293 likes and 8 replies? Guys, what did I do right?

[@XSeanxMeowX]

You were my favourite person in KOTOR!

[@KRASHMAN669]

this one was hard to watch

[@Dropdeaddonuts]

FOR REAL

[@StuartRedman]

They're all hard to watch.

[@PanPanni]

It's hard to believe that these people are even real omfg

[@imie-nazwisko]

**scratches my D and waterbends my knee while typing** True.

[@linneaconnery3828]

I am trying to escape the cringe by going to the comments

[@the_jingo]

The asterisk guys is too funny lmao

[@antred11]

When people claim to have some extraordinarily high IQ like 147 they almost always turn out to have inflated that number by an extra-digit.

[@ataraxia2894]

antred11 I have an iq of 10^infinity. This means that my actual iq is 10^(infinity-1) which equals 10^infinity. HA!

[@g.ferreira6745]

@@ataraxia2894 brasileiros são geniais

[@crudkick]

I like to think it was the 7 that was the inflated digit. Speaking of inflated digits, I have such a raging inflated digit while typing this.

[@masonkennedy8089]

Most of them have to focus all of their brain power on actually being able to function. Whenever they're not focussing on that, they're usually going on the Internet to claim their intelligence. However, they have to take a break every minute to restart their breathing pattern and hearts to retain what little of their brain they have left.

[@viholiday8017]

147 is extraordinarily high?

[@Imprettyghoul]

So a woman's Idea of being friend is being friends?!!!??! I died laughing xD

[@ahhwe-any7434]

So a dudes idea of thinking he's awesome is writing a chapter book to the very same person who denied him 5 hrs ago? I yawned

[@princesspeach356]

@Halfawake same lmao I think the sarcasm from the first comment went rogue

[@dove3099]

@@ahhwe-any7434 dude.....wtf?

[@Yzarro]

Some guys are emotionally stunted and don't realize that they can go to their friends for emotional support, and think that that's something only your SO does. It's really sad, tbh.

[@jossebrodeur6033]

Yzarro That's more of a societal thing though, not really being emotionally stunted. Considering that men are taught to not show a lot of emotions in the first place, the idea of being emotionally vulnerable becomes an intimate feeling rather than something normal to be with your friends. It's sad really, but that's why we need to break that learned behavior.

[@nickkilmer7371]

When they do the asterisks just do this: * slowly backs away and gets in car * * screeches my tires while speeding away in my Mazda *

[@musicjax]

TRAITOR

[@benjibunny360]

Musicjax I reckon it's fighting fire with fire. Or you just block them, either works

[@Biodebatable]

But you're a Toyota

[@epichalomastersnipergod1337]

Nastassia I can't tell if this reply is serious or not

[@musicjax]

what no stop these replies are getting very bad

[@AudreyLacer-Bug]

Around 6:30. Wow.... these jerks sound a lot like my mom. Like, when she talks a lot and she's only stating her perspective, ignoring what the other person's point was. She's about 49 at least and she still thinks the world evolves around her and she can get anything she wants if she acts like the victim. Karma sure is making her miserable.

[@randompromises1038]

yeah my mom is a textbook nice girl/emotional manipulator so i feel ya. just waiting out the days she matures and i don't have to feel like it's my responsibility to clean up her messes that she gets me involved in.

[@liam9431]

"i wOuLdVe bANgEd YoU iN eLeMenTAry sCHool Xd"

[@meetmadmat3995]

How to date girls 101: imply pedophilia

[@kro2704]

FBI OPEN UP

[@jhinthevirtuoso764]

Kro i hope they really arrest him he's really weird and creepy

[@jumbie4972]

- tekashi 6ix9ine

[@Samm_b28]

fbi agests says hi

[@erichendrix1602]

These are actually kinda depressing holy crap

[@Berries20]

Fuck ikr

[@shanichamachan6036]

How?

[@jacky79322]

Seraphi Grimaldi are these really nice guys though....just seems like nerds who are trying to be nice but are actually assholes.

[@daisycake]

Seraphi Grimaldi maybe they deserve that fate

[@comradewolfdog8171]

Shanichama Chan because these guys are so unlikable that they’ll probably die a virgin unless they change their ways.

[@elimidd6626]

'Do you really think I care about what you think?' *proceeds to send a two page long text about how he doesn't care what they think and how he's better than theyll ever be*

[@helenanilsson5666]

That kind stuff of always mystified me. Are they rambling into the speech-to-text? Do they have an actual keyboard connected to the phone or use the app on a computer? Or are they actually so fucking desperate to vomit their bile on another human being that they are legit typing god-damn essays of hate on a phone keyboard that is so uncomfortable to type on that hardcore prose and poetry nerds would rather communicate in emojis than write a full five sentences with it.

[@AlextheENTP]

Helena Nilsson, 😂😂😂😂 Lololol! Ikr

[@bcbowl]

Idc what you say. Your comments are shit, so why should I? I mean seriously your comments smells like scoliosis, even though scoliosis doesn't have a smell. It's kind of obvious why because it's just a spine disorder, so yeah. Did anyone watch the Venom movie? It looks decent but it should've been rated R in my opinion. It's never gonna be as good as Avengers: Infinity War though. Too bad the internet spoiled the movie for me before I got a chance to watch it. And the Memes, they are everywhere. Oh, wait where was I? Oh, yeah, Your comments are good and funny. Wait a minute...

[@Kevin-dt9xm]

"DO you HONESTLY think" is the only way ill say that sentence from now on

[@Aprille999]

you dont write back to people like this you *block* them immediately

[@beepot2764]

For real lol. Some of these ladies just wanna argue.

[@08jafar]

We would not have this bideo If nobody wrote back. Just saying. Lel

[@steelbear2063]

Some girls can't tell anyone to fuck off

[@jessicataylor7174]

Kind of hard when half of them knew each other irl and one even had the guy bothering her at work! They were also predominantly messages sent in a short space of time. I'd only block someone after they were weird rather than on the off-chance they might suddenly flip from nice to nasty.

[@renfish]

@@beepot2764 Some of us like arguing. Do what makes you happy, they say. Personally, blocking feels like losing, and offers less internet points.

[@rohanjeetdas5707]

*Gotta be cringe immune by now.*

[@leninaquino1493]

Nope

[@shadowstarter4002]

Rohanjeet Das youd think, but nope

[@SpudEater]

There's always a new level.

[@dopeonme247]

I thought the same thing man... THEN THERES ANOTHER LEVEL

[@goodolmeplant5809]

Not if you have seen someone's leg going the way its not supposed to but if you have and your immune then your not just the rap god your the cringe god that cant cringe

[@Railgun5]

What happened in 10:15 was really sad. The guy literally ruined an old childhood friendship for no freaking reason. It was obvious she still wanted to give him a chance after his 2 first messages since she knew him for a lot of time. But he managed to completely destroy that too. It was so embarrassing to watch...

[@omarilewis6399]

Railgun that one was too painful to watch, he definitely could have taken one of the previous two hints she gave him

[@Jonathan-rf5cp]

Lol he obviously said that on purpose. After however many years, he probably didn't see any point in rekindling a random dead friendship and decided to take the opportunity to have some fun.

[@Lesaloote]

deus vult lmao

[@kotzpenner]

That part where he wanted to fuck her as a 4th grader, damn that was fucking suicide.

[@SmartAlec1]

kotzpenner Then he just somehow made it worse by saying he'd screw her when she was in fourth grade but while he's an adult as if it makes it so much better! It's like making a wound pouring salt on it, then saying an acidic bandaid will make it better.

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

These cringe compilations about niceguys, simps and incels are helping me to learn and understand about love and relationships more than any therapist does.

[@MoochoSawesomeo]

“I know you have a boyfriend that cares about you, and loves you, and you love him, but break up with him and be with me cause I sent some cute messages to you and called you pretty”- the nice guy logic

[@richrebel4449]

You are nothing but a white knight. You are nothing but a tool for attractive women to spout their detest towards guys who are genuinely nice.

[@MoochoSawesomeo]

Rich Rebel hahaha, ok

[@MoochoSawesomeo]

Amilah are you using me as a tool to spout your detest towards guys who are genuinely nice?! Cause I won’t stand for it! Hahaha 😂

[@MoochoSawesomeo]

Amilah the White Knight has been slain. FATALITY

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Rich Rebel Do you happen to be a "nice guy" by any chance? You sound like one.

[@chestnut45]

I can't fucking even with the asterisks

[@callumdock1884]

asterisks fuck I even cant

[@chestnut45]

Aiden Dock *a s t e r i s k s*

[@yes1667]

Mow Crow *asstriks

[@steamonkey9927]

ASTERISK EXPANDS AND RETRACTS DIAPHRAGM RAPIDLY SIGNIFYING HUMOUR ASTERISK HELLO FELLOW HUMAN I TOO ENJOY THIS ITEM OF PUNCTUATION USED IN THIS CONTEXT HA

[@poisontaco55]

*fiddles with hands nervously"

[@jeweerly2319]

F i r e I s I n M y E y e s

[@idoganor100]

Sounds like a bad rock song.

[@hutao1080]

Do you require medical assistance?

[@jakesethner5647]

I have the same problem I shut my eyes and all I see are skeletons and Fire lots of Fire.

[@AntiVectorTV]

O u r P r i c e s , I H o p e , A r e n ' t T o o L o w !

[@Andrea-xs4ny]

Wow. These guys are psychopaths.

[@spicy998]

You don't wanna see Nice girls then.

[@JoshuaDillonn]

All of them.

[@hata6290]

Andrea not really, honestly, the fact that they’re so socially inept and make so many 180°s in convos emotionally isn’t psychopathic, it’s really just sad that they’re so immature when they’re older than 20.

[@bnanaaasbrown9529]

A lot of it comes across as narcissism, rather than psychopathy. Narcissists have an enormous sense of entitlement, an insatiable need of attention supply for their egos. They're good at putting on a charming front, which rapidly descends into intense anger and a vindictive streak if they feel they've been "wronged" by someone who won't comply with what they believe they have a right to. They usually don't have much empathy, if any, so can't understand the other person's perspective at all. Their inability to take any rejection or critique as anything other than a huge personal affront means they view people in pretty black and white terms. You're either a good person who will give them what you want, or an evil person who doesn't deserve them. They want to "win" and will twist the story by any means necessary. This is where the sour grapes element comes in "I only asked you out because I pity you. You're fat/ugly/poor/short/stupid/etc. I was never really attracted to you". This allows the fragile narcissist to feel like they've "won" the exchange after their pride was hurt. Yes, these people are that petty and desperate to control.

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

Das Sonnenschwein I guarantee that they are just as bad but there are fewer of them

[@earthlydelight616]

I don't see why the girls are being bashed for having self-respect.

[@jostockton.]

________ ________ I don't get what that has to do with what OP said.

[@TamaCinema69]

Because the "nice guys" get very upset when women have sex with people who aren't them.

[@wuestion9473]

Eric Hawkins < ‘Nice Guy’

[@finnorourke4861]

niceguy spotted in the wild!

[@ziggymoondust2281]

Imagine being the exact type of specimen in the video, and not being aware of it.

[@noenness7551]

Can you BELIEVE that we have r/iamverysmart, r/niceguys, AND r/creepyasterisks in one conversation??

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it for myself here.

[@diavolosteddy7594]

Shook

[@TheRealFlenuan]

Exactly why I don't believe it was serious

[@themurderbotfeed7688]

You know, if you were actually a nice guy you wouldn’t have to say it, it would show

[@stalin3583]

Carmen Cruz no wtf lol if you were a bad guy you're suppose to say it *HOW WILL THE PLOT CONTINUE?!?!?!?!?!?!*

[@stalin3583]

jisoops your ass or you

[@Theking-mz9bk]

True

[@MrKevin1144]

* Drops mic*

[@Theking-mz9bk]

squid that’s the dumbest thing I ever hear so bad people does exist. Ok what do you call pedos rapist killers? That’s right bad people and good people do exist

[@Mikachu1994]

"I EXPECT you to....." Run. As fast as you can. Very extremely far away.