r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [6]

[@zaidahaagenbusch1197]

Girl: *Looks in the general direction of a nice guy* Nice guy: You now owe me your body

[@bugsnaxfan]

Send hand pics

[@sugarvenomohyeah]

giz kiss lady

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Zaida Haagenbusch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

They seem so eager to show off how nicer and more thoughtful to women’s feelings without realizing they hold a lot of anger towards women.

[@stringisacrow5959]

@@bugsnaxfan kira no

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

"If I harass this girl hard enough, then she'll change her sexual orientation and fall in love with me!"

[@kitwarrior4life124]

Brilliant!

[@bugsnaxfan]

Splendid fellow gentleman!

[@orangepencolossus]

I can turn a girl lesbian.

[@Hammerboy68]

-nice guy#68

[@orangepencolossus]

@@Hammerboy68 the greatest of all time

[@mostar1219]

A portion of these is basically "How dare you be loyal to your current significant other?"

[@mtoffo2275]

Only to go on to complain about women being cheating whores on some incel discussion board

[@yagcompany5438]

And how dare you not be a fucking douchebag who talks shit to everyone who they don't wanna sleep with

[@Nebularicnoodles]

And yet if she cheated on him he’d throw a hissy fit 😂

[@LELAisLEAN]

@@1r3u Insecurity at its finest

[@LELAisLEAN]

@@1r3u 😂

[@inannaenigma9391]

‘generous loving man’: *threatens to stone a girl to death if she won’t go out to McD’s with him* I just can’t.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I’m obsessed with how he says “generous loving man like YOU just diddd” it cracks me up every time

[@LuffyBlack]

@@justasmltwngir1732 And the narrator sounded like Jerry from Rick and Morty

[@sinistrality7883]

that convo still fucks me up since he barely introduced himself and do anything and yet still had the audacity to say "well if you still wanna date me, im all here, but don't think it would be anywhere nice"

[@sadinsiberia]

"hi" *YOU* *LED* *ME* *ON*

[@Lolo50000]

Those goddam pleasant people... (violently shakes fist)

[@maplemation1564]

@@Lolo50000 *fedora nearly falls off*

[@InnocentC0]

Even greeting is dangerous.

[@setsers1]

Lel

[@furinick]

Dude i can understand what he thinks, i used to think that any kind of a contact with a female, this kind of thing happens when you ase the lone guy in class Now i even have female friends, witch is cool

[@cat4610]

Voice acting 10/10

[@dubbscream9288]

Casey Maree Agreed! His chills impression was on point. 12/10 recommend

[@sub7se7en]

8/10 but that's still really good. Way above average.

[@corinneohare8604]

Frr

[@b.l7491]

Agreed! 17/10

[@mathieuhabib8900]

“so you don’t wanna fuck?”

[@bish-0-p]

"I would have never been nasty if I'd known you were a woman." Ummm. Here's a bright idea: Treat everyone good, regardless of their gender.

[@zyaicob]

Because ya know, otherwise you're sexist.

[@faitha.fraser459]

erm4gundr lmao nah otherwise you’re a bad person tf.

[@Vilverna]

nah, i'm an asshole.

[@derpboss2671]

Treat everyone *well*, regardless of their gender

[@Vilverna]

Derpboss that's lame and stupid

[@RallenCaptura]

There are two types of nice people on this planet: - those who are genuinely nice without any ulterior motives - those who use the word "chivalrous" in a non-historical context

[@jalex.musica]

I strive to be the former.

[@MadeOfConfusion]

@@jalex.musica i got former and latter mixed up for a second and was like _oh no, no!_ Proud of you keep existing im sure it won't be difficult for you to be the 1st type ✌

[@davidwickline9710]

There is a third group who uses chivalrous in its historical context, but they are a scary group

[@nobody5333]

@@davidwickline9710 we call them... The HISTORIANS

[@slendveny7191]

You technically are the second one now.

[@Mighty_Doodles]

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime a NiceGuy™ says "female"

[@saintnicotine5585]

But I don't want alcohol poisoning ☹️

[@j_wal_0273]

The trademark lmfao

[@gamedove54]

I died.

[@OsirisMawn]

Oh my god, a female!

[@brbjuke45]

*passed out

[@lightfast7966]

I love how she says she's gay like three times and it just goes completely over his head.

[@ShiningDialga]

_abbiegale_ Not to mention her response to "what do you like in a guy"- a vagina. Perfection.

[@asedwadsa]

And he kept talking about her alleged boyfriend after she said she has a girlfriend lol

[@jostockton.]

But??? Women by default want him as a man. She's obviously lying to make him go away. (lol and the clear fact that she's not attracted even if she were straight isnt enough apparently)

[@lightfast7966]

Hipstershy Haha true, cause who knew a guy coming to your dms and practically demanding sex wasn't attractive.

[@rebekanickell8451]

_abbiegale_ I think it could have been a bot. No one can be that stupid

[@awkwardmunchkin2376]

I love when he breaks character and laughs. It’s so adorable.

[@ChefShrimpy.]

Awkward Munchkin Bro... thats kinda gay

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@ChefShrimpy. yeah it is

[@fixtureofthesun]

Awkward Munchkin creepy

[@nicqueryjohnson4195]

@@fastasgaupthebargaining7174 he was just trying to be 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮. Men these days can't appropriate 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 people, can they?!

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@nicqueryjohnson4195 I probably don't understand this nice stuff cause I'm a sith lord

[@shinysmeargle2037]

"You probably like girl anyway" YES. YES THAT IS WHAT SHE HAS BEEN TELLING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.

[@MenxiGoblinQueen]

lesbian: [exists] nice guy: do you have a boyfriend?

[@Skrilltrap]

*facepalm* Is bleach effective?

[@MenxiGoblinQueen]

@@Skrilltrap I'm sorry, what?

[@bluebeka2458]

Her: No, i don't date guys. Him: SO THAT MEAN THAT YOU ARE FREE?!? GO OUT WHIT ME!! Her: Dude, i like girls. Him: Ok, meybe tomorrow. Her: Dude, stop i'm gay! I don't wana go out whit you! Him: How dare you reject me you ungrateful bitch! You should be honored that i spoke whit you or else you will die alone or whorst, whit a guy that is gona beat you or someting!! Her: *ignore message* *blocks the guy* Him: Don't you just ignore me! Come back and let me ignore you!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@__-wc5zn]

Yo fellow homestuck

[@lilweedsea]

“Technically no”

[@AhegaoMachine666]

My favorite one was the guy who kept trying to get nudes from the lesbian, who stated she had a girlfriend....then they guy was like "pfff whatever I bet you like women anyway." *YOU DONT SAY.*

[@jenlennon6614]

Lol and then he kept insisting that her boyfriend didn't have to know even though she said she was a lesbian.

[@DanielGonzalezL]

*Buldge grows, showing confidence* Finally a Sorrow video

[@rickylarsen529]

Daniel Gonzalez OwO whats this?! *a regular good comment*

[@soupyllama3604]

Reference to slightly older video!!!!!! MY GOD

[@kristinbirgis]

*says with quivering voice* I s-saw that video. It was v-v-very nice just like all gentlemen *nuzzles you*

[@twentyfourhoursmore]

*puts on fedora*

[@tf2pyro70]

OwO You like bad bois *wags tail* *nuzzles you* I’m a furry and this comment made me consider suicide.

[@theanswerisa3758]

If a guy ever refers to me as “female” I’m going to start referring to him as the mortal he is

[@monkekun3033]

Silence....mortal

[@theanswerisa3758]

Is that a suggestion or a cry for help?

[@monkekun3033]

It could be both.....why can't it be both

[@jessechavez4820]

Lmao i hope i see that on a future video with some girl calling some dude a mortal and he gets all offended

[@heavyheart2702]

Did- Did I just read a reply section of a YTTD character (I forget their name) have a small conversation with Dio fucking Brando? What a great generation I live in.

[@stevenyu7787]

1:12 Chad's incel brother, Brad

[@SpoolSpoo]

poor brad

[@rikiey]

bread

[@lassaing]

@@rikiey no dont be rude . Bread is smarter than him! DONT INSULT THE BREAD 👑 🍞

[@setsers1]

🤨?

[@setsers1]

@@lassaing Toasty

[@jevilcore]

Lesbian: I have a girlfriend. Niceguy: So, pics? Lesbian: No, I'm a lesbian Niceguy: Your boyfriend doesn't have to know ;) Lesbian: I am a Lesbian no pics Niceguy: These signs won't stop me because I can't read!!!

[@reignforrest2090]

184 likes and 2 replies

[@alyssa6743]

"you probably like girl anyway"

[@idkwhattoput6361]

Niceguy: I also didn’t finish Reception!

[@LordLeLemon]

Arthur reference :D

[@marlenaElena83]

Nice guys: Hi I’m Jared, 19

[@imaheck7078]

"I have a girlfriend" "I'm gay" "I like women" "YOU PROBABLY LIKE GIRL ANYWAY I HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND LEAVE"

[@Rohtix]

*says with a quivering voice* "H-hey, how are y-you?" *The skin on my face sloughs off to reveal a sinister skull, smiling with spite. The eyes light up with Eldritch flame as I gaze upon your soft, fleshy vessel* "Yes mortal, your blood shall serve well." I say as I prepare my sacrificial dagger.

[@stringisacrow5959]

Hey spook boi what the duck

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Rohtix okay this made me laugh good job

[@Light-fi1mj]

Yes, big mood!

[@setsers1]

XD

[@kidgohan7158]

@@stringisacrow5959 heh duck

[@ballerina2rockerchik]

I've dated nice guys and I've dated "nice guys", the BIG difference is that real nice guys think that being nice is and should always be considered standard behavior. They don't think they're doing anything special by being a decent person. "Nice guys" think that being nice entitles them to special treatment because they assume that everyone is an asshole like them so you should notice that they're working sooo hard not to be the asshole that they are and should reward that. Usually with sex.

[@th3envyp238]

No.

[@ballerina2rockerchik]

I found it about 5 or so years ago on 9gag or maybe pinterest, I went looking for the original artist at that time but came up dry. I did a search again today since you asked but still nothing. I did edit the original image to change the hair and the eyes but what it looked like originally can be seen here: i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/2d/8a/6f2d8aeff25f3e9ec4c8608ceb363da4.jpg I'm sorry that's not much of an answer and if I ever do find them I'll think of you and look for this comment in my history.

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

Amen

[@amyhowel3375]

@@th3envyp238 No to what?

[@th3envyp238]

@@amyhowel3375 No more...

[@thefandomfish3071]

“That’s the problem with women these days-“ NO. NO. NONONONONO. RUN. GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. N O .

[@Idontknow-sb7wb]

At least he's upfront about being a horrible human being.

[@stupidmangoz]

"That's the problem with women these days, they have so much more freedom than the 20s when it was legal to SA them if you were married. This is balogna!!"

[@ectothermic]

I wonder at what point being horribly self-loathing, extremely depressed, anti-social and horny breaks the scales and turns into insane levels of narcissism..

[@redfather5342]

Let's find out

[@OneEyedCloud01]

Tbh I slightly feel bad for the incels that could've been relatively normal at one point.

[@nobody5333]

At some point there is a singularity

[@mmgmagic]

Do you think its like when a negative integer in coding gets so low that it loops back up to the highest?

[@ectothermic]

@@mmgmagic Yeah that's what I was thinking, fuckin' Nuke-happy Ghandi type stuff from Civ where he's so nice it underflows and his aggression is 256 suddenly.

[@mickware5289]

This causes me extra cringe because I used to be lowkey a "nice guy". Thank god I was never that entitled.

[@gillymean]

Mick Ware hey if you cringe at this stuff it means that you’ve grown as a person! That’s a good thing!

[@miniaturerose2805]

It's okay. I used to be a low-key "Nice girl" as long as you grow out of it, you're okay

[@mayteexxis]

Same

[@zoelemon1851]

@@miniaturerose2805 :( I'm kind of a nice girl now. I don't really lose it on people but sometimes I'm bitter over the fact that im 17 and have never dated anyone.

[@mimsilvernote]

uwucinnamonrolll well you’re self aware, that automatically makes you not a nice girl, also I’m also 17 and haven’t dated anyone (but hey, that’s on me ), you’ll find someone sooner or later. Hell, you don’t need romantic relationships to sustain you, platonic ones are great

[@l.illiad]

What if she wanted a tomato for her Birthday

[@oldschool3424]

Who wouldn’t?

[@cleanerben9636]

The perfect weapon to throw at people you don't like

[@Desert_Rose_]

Exactly! If you had an egg you could make a tasty tomato omelette

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

Cats Go Myow What if she wanted a _tornado_ for her birthday?

[@floridamancode_e2673]

When you wanted a toe-may-toe but he gives you a toe-mah-toe

[@T.ere.s.a_93]

"Nice guys, what do they doooo, they show up at your house without asking youuuu.." IM DEAD :D

[@SaeedAbdullaXO]

Ill treat u good tereza hi wat insacram?

[@RetrogieWasTaken]

1dc6 ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em!

[@CyberKirby]

Sorrow TV would do good on TikTok.

[@MadeOfConfusion]

@Palestinian Rambo is... is this a joke?

[@giannicynosure7149]

OMFG, your "Chills" impersonation literally had me laughing my ass off. Like, I lost 4 pounds of ass because it was spot-on and hilarious.

[@tbgjesus8137]

Gianni Cynosure "4 pounds of ass"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shehatemel]

💀💀I had to go back and listen again omg 😩😩

[@giannicynosure7149]

Yes! At 13:34 -ish lol

[@EchiLoki]

It totally caught me off guard with a mouthful of rice. Laughed and choked. I was waiting for the "If you wanna see what I look like in real life then go to my instagram at Dylan is chillin..." part to send me over the edge.

[@alinavaysfligel7249]

Gianni Cynosure i read your comment before i reached that part of the video and was wondering what in the hell you were talking about "chills," and then i got to that part and was like OMG he sounds EXACTLY like that dude that does the scary stories. then it allllll came together for me lol

[@jordanfleming7022]

“That’s the problem with women these days, they can’t do anything themselves!” Proceeds to coddle women and do everything for them, despite the women never asking or wanting them to do so.

[@ladyv5655]

We actually can do just about anything for ourselves, but these niceguys lose their minds when they see any flicker of autonomy and independence in "females" . I dated a guy who expected me to wait on him but insisted on doing the "manly" things. He got mad one time when I moved a table because he wouldn't get off his butt to do it.

[@ogduck461]

wow! you just OWNED nice guy!

[@xsentinel_wolfxx6667]

"Non alcoholic drink/pizza" Sorry, I like my alcoholic pizza thank you very much

[@thetoadman3172]

LOL

[@nao3667]

Yeah lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ALCOHOLIC 🅱izza

[@dallama9215]

A boneless alcoholic pizza

[@nao3667]

da llama with extra Vodka please

[@rhyadil5309]

Alcoholic pizza actually sounds great.

[@batsnake]

>When he says "I'm generally sweet and respectful to women." >Proceeds to comment on your looks and rates you > in response to @6:35

[@farecaregamer1586]

HEY BB YOUR PRETTY HOT. IM A NICE GUY

[@farecaregamer1586]

HEY YOU DIDNT RESPOND TO ME !! FACK YOU -men 2018

[@OatsTheOcelot]

FARECARE GAMER *Weeabos and nice guys Men are not physcos on drugs

[@violetto3219]

i always knew onision was a nice guy but to be fair I think everyone else did too

[@burgerbattle]

wanna go out sometime im a rly nice guy

[@cioccolato8148]

it’s been a pretty bad decade in general is my new favorite quote

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

I know this is late but. 2020

[@Leelz247]

The Chills voice at the end, lmao.

[@VeselkoKelava]

I scrolled down just to find and like this comment

[@danegerzone4889]

YES ITS SO DEAD ON LMFAOOOO Sorrow too talented

[@jadathai88]

Scrolled down just to find a comment like this lmao

[@AnneIglesias]

(shudder) The one with the kid messaging the mother gave me some serious flashbacks to college. Guy friend of mine confessed his love for me while I was at a really low point in my life so I turned him down for the time being. Then he went on to harass my mother through FB messages asking her to try to convince me to like him. That definitely broke off any sliver of chance he had…

[@taylorwright7428]

"You probably like girls anyway" ....Like she stated. Several times.

[@mothbazooka]

Taylor Wright that was the worst one.

[@thefashionpolice3453]

That one confused me so much I had to rewatch it to confirm they weren't separate text messages.

[@nym5259]

The Fashion Police bad day?

[@thefashionpolice3453]

+Why am I this way Hm?

[@SereneDestinySkidittles]

That Top 15s impression at the end was spot on

[@Yairgr123]

Skidittles right?

[@cxx23]

That fucking blew my mind.

[@cxx23]

Btw I'm a real nice guy and.. kidding.

[@consistentlystupid4726]

It really was.

[@SomethingEtc10]

Lmfao I love it

[@macrons593]

NiceGuy: Hi Girl: Hi NiceGuy: Hippity hoppity you're now my property

[@DuccDoesADoot]

I like your pfp-

[@macrons593]

@@DuccDoesADoot thanks i make sure to change it up

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

**unsheathes katana** **plants it in ground** **gets on one knee** **tips fedora** "M'Lady UwU"

[@aliyahjns]

😂😂😂❤️

[@goodship2]

Hahaha xD; Hai

[@ethanpattison5623]

I wouldn't be surprised if a nice guy actually did that

[@kalistamoore8580]

I choked on my coffee.

[@jacoblopez7922]

Thank you so much

[@mypenisisindescribablytiny1762]

5:29 ... the worst part is that the SENDER is the nice guy...

[@Viscidsquare040]

Which means that either this is fake or the nice guy thought that the other person was being a “nice guy” I think it’s the first one because if the latter was the case then they would have posted to r/nicegirls

[@Thememester439]

@@Viscidsquare040 or maybe the person was telling a friend or aquantence about the conversation who asked for screenshots, realized his friend is a "nice guy", probably lost his shot for a second, then posted it to reddit.

[@Viscidsquare040]

TheMemester439 Yeah maybe

[@dudenega1424]

They could also possibly be posts from his "niceguy" days.

[@CrebbiFR]

My penis is indescribably tiny, but damnit

[@Honeey-moth]

It's annoying because you can't even argue with these people they are so fucking convinced they are nice

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Sarah Studios That's narcissism for you.

[@rosybirchwood6476]

-Shows humanly kindness- Boy: *sHe WaNtS mE*

[@estinsidebottom]

And Then There's The Opposite: -Repeatedly Tries To Push Things Forward- Boy: *ShE Is JUsT My FRiEnD* In Conclusion: The Boys Are Trapped And We Need To Save Them! (Aside From The Niceguys For Obvious Reasons)

[@bisko1]

thanks for posting and all but i have a boyfriend :/

[@joeschmoe1514]

Mineral aAA?? The NERVE

[@lanaenjoyer]

Why were you being so nice then?

[@nomiherbst.4506]

You should stop leading people on :/

[@isaiahtowers1865]

You ungrateful BITCH!

[@scooberdoober6674]

In some parts of the world women would be stoned to death for talking to me like you just did

[@canadianguy7291]

5:25 I hate it when these are screenshots from the nice guys point because you know he learned nothing from this, Like he's just blaming the girl by posting this

[@Animaaaa]

Canadian Guy peanut butter

[@caicai135]

AnimaHoney yes

[@supersoaker6717]

Canadian Guy yeah, it makes them think that he's the better person in the situation, which boils my veins. I was gonna say grinds my gears but I wanted to say something else, sounds dumb but ok

[@noahbeitzel79]

@@supersoaker6717 it's ok man. It's the internet. Do whatever or say whatever you want. Have a good week.

[@supersoaker6717]

U Know Who it is thanks man.

[@maxhennessey7897]

Number 15- stood up at Olive Garden. The last thing you want with your Olive Garden meal is a lack of sexual intercourse. But as it turns out- that might just be what you get. A reddit user uploaded a photo of a box of chocolates and flowers, with the statement "Girls only like bad boys", admittedly he was wearing a designer shirt from Paris But that's even worse

[@Mammongus]

hahaha

[@kanekiamano8250]

Max Hennessey bless your brain 😂😂😂

[@fortepiano4491]

Dude your too good

[@wilsonram39]

Is this supposed to be like a WatchMojo script? Because it definitely sounds like it xD (that or Tokyosaurus)

[@ene7065]

Max Hennessey *this is gold*

[@LivingAsAGhost]

Actually rolled my eyes at the dudes change in attitude once he realized the person he was talking to was a girl (4:14) - about the thread where the girl didnt have anyone wish her a happy birthday and the dude started talking about chivalry.

[@crewcutmidgets]

That “number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” meme was an absolutely incredible impersonation.

[@reyanshbhavya7642]

rite?

[@TravisIsaacAustin]

Came here to say the same thing, holy shit it was spot on.

[@bethrobertson4384]

I immediately cringed and grit my teeth. Fuck that guy.

[@SuaveJoker]

Raymónd lmao if he exaggerated his voice a little it would be flawless

[@kirawolf98]

Girl: *in the process of picking out her wedding dress* Nice Guy: I noticed that you breathed carbon dioxide in my direction, IT WAS SO HOT YOU MUST ME INTO BE GO OUTWITHME! Girl: um, no thank you, I’m getting married in a couple weeks. Nice Guy: AHFDKDGAUFHSKF?!?!?!?!?

[@demmazx1475]

Lol

[@Abigart69]

KIRA WOLF u seem nice

[@GippyHappy]

(Proceeds to go on tirade about -women- FEMALES and then implies her husband will beat her)

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

This is a beautiful post, but will you be offended if I dislike it so you have 420 likes?

[@latenightspaghetti7952]

I've seen this comment every time I rewatch this video. And every time I read "YOU MUST ME INTO BE" I start laughing like a baby laughs at a sneeze

[@medmadman842]

"I like women" "No you don't" ... "you probably like girls anyway"

[@spookrie1860]

That poor girl, all she wanted was to get him away

[@greaseballjones7705]

I just...I can't... What??

[@DoubleTea_]

Basically his "insults"didn't even effect her lol

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

She flat-out said she was gay.

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Logic, what's that??

[@MusicalBloodDrop]

Sorrow, no exaggeration, your Burger King Foot Lettuce reading changed my life

[@nightlydrugs6927]

Lol it’s @criminallylisted 😂😂😂😂😂

[@smileplease_91]

THAT IMPRESSION OF CHILLS IS SPOT ON, HOLY SHIT.

[@slarkel506]

XDDDD

[@Nicholassc7k]

lol i bust out laughing when I heard that. SPOT ON! the inflection and everything lol

[@Robllow]

wait that isn't top 15 omg i am retarded

[@BINFP]

YES!!! LOL

[@rabbitstarhope3671]

HOLY SHIT IKR

[@basedokadaizo]

"you probably like girls", he said to the lesbian

[@shadypistachiosmith3809]

桑田怜恩 She'd be a pretty bad lesbian if she didn't like girls lol

[@cjhunt9532]

桑田怜恩 YoUr BoYfRiEnD wIlL lEaVe.

[@sywitz]

"You don't belong in a kitchen because you belong in my heart" THE ULTIMATE NICE GUY QUOTE

[@tonyhakston536]

My heart IS a kitchen. Checkmate, atheists!

[@antiscribe4150]

Do they honestly think because they 'poured their feelings out' to someone they DONT KNOW in a TEXT that they would just divorce their husband? bEcAuSe I WeNt ThrOugh aLl thE EffORt

[@juanrocollazo]

It's always "I did one relatively tedious thing for you that one time, why wont you alter your entire life and tastes to be with ME?"

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Just send the dude a long heartfelt text to send his life savings. I mean, you went through all the effort, he owes you, right?

[@davidbowen5621]

"People could be anyone they want on the internet, but they still choose to be losers"

[@Homer___Simpson]

David Bowen I choose to be a cartoon loser

[@jpww1814]

Do people comment on your name, much, David?

[@davidbowen5621]

Jeremy Powers No, why?

[@gustoonz]

very spicy meme

[@williamhandwerk2480]

Dad?

[@CoolGuy-qd1dr]

Lol haha yes

[@toaster9922]

_JUST A TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL_

[@bruhllow6903]

Gus Johnson oh hello papi

[@qasemhaider5629]

Got any salt?

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

"Why did you show me any human kindness!? I hate it when girls play games!!" Nice guys are the best! They assume girls like them because they're nice and will immediately snap when they find out she was nice because she wanted to be nice and was never into them to begin with.

[@helenanilsson5666]

Probably because the Nice Guys themselves only show kindness to people as some kind of mating ritual, to the point where they have completely forgotten everything their parents taught them about good manners and instead solely associate human decency with trying to get someone naked.

[@steelbear2063]

I actually met a girl who was too nice to people. And naturally she attracted a lot of 'nice guys', but she was too nice and polite too tell them to fuck off. Well she rarely even understood they were getting the wrong signals to begin with. So while nice guys are what they are - that girl definitely needed some reality check. Always be prepared for assholes, people

[@redcamerachronicles]

Ikr it's like would you rather me be an ass 😂

[@Liltwilightprincess2]

@@redcamerachronicles "oh you didnt like me being nice to you by telling you a whole bunch of inappropriate things!? Well how about I call you a skank!! DATE ME YOU SLAG!!!!"

[@JecIsBec]

Can we talk about how the guy at 5:47 screenshotted his own messages?

[@zucchini_flowers]

Yeeeah that guy must have his head reeeeally far up his own bum

[@rojax_thevoicetm2385]

Hopefully its because he has recently become self aware of how cringe he used to be

[@ElanaVital83]

Maybe the conversation was staged for reddit points

[@weemann4155]

Elana Vital do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

[@paisley4197]

maybe he sent it to like a friend of his to seem cool and then that friend put it up on reddit?? probably not but it is a possibility

[@juanrocollazo]

"Sorry I'm a bit grumpy, been having a bad decade in general." I will have to start using that 😂

[@yeehawgaylord7655]

Juan Collazo same 😂

[@edvirgiliom]

That part killed me

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

"I had arranged a fantastic lunch at Olive Garden" See... There was *your first problem*

[@robinchesterfield42]

And how 'bout, you try _not arranging anything at all_ until SHE ACTUALLY _SAYS_ SHE'S INTERESTED, DUMBASS! If you spend a lot of money on an elaborate thing without asking the girl first and she turns out to not be interested...well, nobody _made_ you spend that money.

[@chrisjt86]

You know what? Everybody talks about how bad Olive Garden is. And sure, maybe they're a chain. Sure, they've had some financial concerns in recent years. Maybe it's lacking in heart, and let's say it's true nearly everything is just microwaved... ...I got nothing.

[@farkbett699]

@@chrisjt86 the bread

[@chrisjt86]

Jesus is the bread

[@kayhaven4710]

But I actually like Olive Garden....

[@APPEALtoFEAR]

Holy shit dude, *please* come back. Honestly. You are so talented. You are so much better than any and every channel on here that is trying to make similar content. You understand these weirdos on a fundamental level 😂 10/10. Your voice acting is so great 😂

[@AKA253]

“Just playing hard to get” “I’m gay”

[@elliottwatt5297]

Her boyfriend doesn’t need to know that she has a girlfriend.

[@Modsu]

my fave thing to say in response to that “what do you find most attractive about a guy?” kinda question is “usually their girlfriends”

[@cora-illus]

me

[@KG-yz7tr]

The part at the end where he said she probably didn't even like guys was what killed me.

[@ineffable_lesbian]

Honestly.....yep

[@toecutterjones]

"What's baffling is that you are less charming than a guy that chops people up."

[@brevaldez7726]

*burgerking foot-lettuce intensifies*

[@Sodaim]

Arlinelle Soleil NUMBER 15

[@robinchesterfield42]

I've worked at Burger King. Foot-lettuce probably would've improved things. I don't know how, but it would.

[@randenshi]

Ok so im a cosplayer and i was at an arcade one time with my friends, in cosplay, because we were bored. My friends were going to get some food while i waited by a game, and this guy that looked around 16 or 17, walked up to me. He said he liked my cosplay, and as soon as i said “thank you” he immediately asked for my number. As anyone would, i saw this as a red flag. I just gave him my instagram, hoping he wouldnt try anything. That was stupid. Later that night, which was like 11, he messaged me calling me “hot” and “gorgeous” I told him how old i was, which im not gonna reveal here, but im a _minor_. He said he was 17, and continued to talk to me that way, calling me “hot”, “sexy”, and “gorgeous”. I told him i wasnt interested and i have a girlfriend, but he continued to talk to me like that, even *_fetishizing_* our relationship and what we do on dates. I told him we usually hang out at the mall with friends or go to movies, but he continued to say “i bet you have a lot of fun in there” I had enough and was getting scared, so i told one of my best friends who isnt scared to stand up for me at any point. She messaged the creep, calling him out for hitting on minors, and he just defended himself, saying “theres a difference between being polite and hitting on someone”. She said “its still not okay to talk to her the way you are” He just called her names, slurs, basically anything rude. I blocked him before he could send me another message, but i hope i dont have to hear from him again, or any other creep would actually try something on a _minor_. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[@randenshi]

Also I apologize for any typos, im writing this on my ipad and its not correcting anything so yes

[@ItsAlwaysOct]

@@randenshi 1) that's rough, sorry to hear about your experiences 2) reading this just reminded me how much I miss arcades and stuff lmao

[@randenshi]

@Slushie yeah i do! i enjoy cosplaying jotaro. pretending im tall makes me feel better about myself.

[@zarramorgan3390]

I’m glad your friend helped! Also nice pfp jojo is one of my favorite shows, always a treat to see pfps of it! I wish I had friends to cosplay with or even just the courage to casually go out in cosplay lol!

[@maomaomi5434]

If any creep won't go away until you give them your number, just give them the rick roll hotline number.

[@beel629]

"You probably like girl anyway" CORRECT!

[@nym5259]

Victoria Laidlaw bad day?

[@adamcoxworthy9373]

stop please

[@antoniotonynavarro340]

You name fits

[@Harmageddon_Gaming]

Why am I this way seriously? Watch the video and you might understand the joke

[@beel629]

backbone jones I had a similar situation to in the video. Trying to explain that no, I will not send nudes, also I like vagina not penis. And they somehow thought I meant I like both and that I'd be dtf if there was a girl involved.

[@adamlong9930]

It's kinda funny that a lot of these screenshots are from the nice guys phone, like does they post these on social media expecting people to agree with them? It's the same with the nice girls videos

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I assume some of them were like the Hugh Mungus case or the one about an SJW berated a Lyft driver for having a Hawaiian girl figure on his dashboard. They posted screenshots and videos of their arguments online while believing that they're on the right side, only to get backfired when everyone on the Internet saw their posts and called them out for being assholes.

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

Adam Long I've actually had guys message me stuff like that before including a woman that got mad at me for ignoring and blocking her because she was making me uncomfortable I'm not even gay and I told her that like 4 times but she acted like I was the cunt when I told her I wasn't interested smh. These people have no sense of shame so they sure aren't going to care about posting creepy shit on social media. Besides when people like that message me and ask for pics I know damn well they are either just blind or desperate as f LOL.

[@LittleBigPoet]

Often times these people post the screenshots in subreddits where people are like them eg. Incel subreddit, looking for some confirmation bias from their communities. Then people from outside the community go to these subreddits and offer us the laughs 😂

[@liliangel3551]

Yes, cos many of them think they are right. Go on their secret MGTOW web there is shit loads of stuff like this.

[@Eijididnothingwrong]

The moment I hear a guy call any woman a "female" I die a little inside. Ugh.

[@thecan9031]

Curious though, why? Why do people seem to hate it? Guys get called "males" all the time.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

The Can do they? By who? Scientists maybe

[@DrakeSilmore]

Don't let these NiceGuys lower your hope in men. Someone like me would make it very worthwhile for a woman like you, since I have all the great qualities a female looks for in a man ;)

[@DeeRemedy]

onarionaa woahthere.jpg

[@tiaxuchilbara885]

Its like taking away the title of "woman". Its like if someone referred to a full grown man as boy. Just degrading.

[@app413]

10:37 This is how I thought this post was gonna go down, "Yesterday I saw a gorgeous woman at the mall, and I had to turn my head. It was only a moment later that I realized she was in a wheelchair. That's the difference between me and the average SWAGBROS. They would have dismissed her right away because of her disability...meanwhile, I pursued because girls in wheelchairs are easier to catch."

[@slyy5432]

We need a petition to make asterisk roleplaying sentences illegal

[@_wayward_494]

Slyy **OwO whats this ** **B..b..b.b.but why** **blushes**

[@thatoneguy2169]

When do we start?

[@m1l4n1nh3ll]

WHAT THE FUCK SLYY STEP THE FUCK UP SLYY

[@slowmetabolism6544]

**dies**

[@amuricuh6143]

*omgs* YASSSSS

[@adamcummings20]

When the messages are from the nice guy's perspective, you know for sure that he's posted it somewhere like r/incels or something looking for sympathy and attention

[@avr7120]

And that’s like the cherry on top lmao

[@isabellaslack7220]

Nah, sometimes they post it to the sub like "I used to be dumb" and let people rip their past self apart.

[@Pyriphlegeton]

The foot lettuce was on point.

[@KuraiCry]

No, he said get too normally. It's supposed to sound like you're having a stroke midway through pronouncing it.

[@123456sickofcounting]

James Esteron *Bur* garking *footletass*

[@inactiveaccountwillnotrepl5250]

Despite his voice, I still like Chills

[@123456sickofcounting]

Kendall Bergstrom He never understands what he says or what his videos are actually on. He constantly mispronounces words, and is so monotonous that it physically hurts. He steals content, and has arguably the second most unoriginal channel concept (Top X channels). The first being reaction channels. He never fact checks his sources, and exaggerates stories constantly.

[@inactiveaccountwillnotrepl5250]

Offensive White Family I like the content he uploads. I really don't find his voice that bad, and that's the type of content I like. There's people that actually like that type of videos, it just doesn't appeal to you

[@Felix-yt2xs]

Me, is gay: am I still gay *watches video* Me: very much so yes where’s my girlfriend

[@hazel2343]

H e r e

[@FYCY]

That top 15 guy impression was spot on lmao.

[@wallaht3ebt]

FYCY I think the actual guy isfaking it, at his channel, he sounds actually good.

[@TheOnly1Zalo]

I died

[@inactiveaccountwillnotrepl5250]

Inkl1ng I like Chills. His voice is a bit monotone, but I don't think it's bad.

[@dyedm6]

lmao i was dying xD

[@nagywywy]

Agreed, I love that he did that lmao

[@Chloe-ru2eb]

I’m gay I won’t tell that boyfriend of yours ur talking to me L e s b I a n As I was saying, your *boyfriend* won’t know

[@kristheblueberry2319]

Chloe when he said “I hope you are gay” I lost it. Like yeah, she said she is gay lol

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Just didn't seem to register with him did it? Apparently lesbian isn't a choice you make, but something you are forced into when a nice guy rejects you.

[@Chloe-ru2eb]

im so sorry you have to deal with that i got second hand rage when i saw that i cant imagine having to deal with invalidating assholes

[@dragonexgirl439]

its fine hun, dont worry about it ♥ but, thank you

[@nikumotosama4075]

Girl : "Im gay" Guy: "Your boyfriend doesn't need to know" Me: why. the fuck. would she have a boyfriend?! *inhales* *SHES GAY*

[@grimmreaper8589]

7:35 Ugh, I can relate to this so much. A random guy talks to me and then I tell him that I'm gay and then he won't believe me. D I S G U S T A N G.

[@InnocentC0]

What if that random guy is actually a girl, What would you do? I'm just curious, you know.

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not

[@bethieboobear9566]

InnocentC0 i mean she said she already had a girlfriend so i guess just...you know... stay with her? i honestly don’t know if your joking

[@timtomticklewagond202]

WELL IT WAS ONE YOUSSS

[@savagesalvage9449]

This dude kills me. I could listen to him read off the ingredients to cocoa puffs and it would be great because he puts so much effort into it. Hes up there with ZeFrank and Kurzgesagt.

[@TheSmolBrit]

The weirdest thing is how they keep referring to women as 'females'. Idk what it is, but there is something so removed in it - like we're some kind of alien exhibit. There's just something so damn unsettling I can't put my finger on.

[@oppameep7540]

Hannah Goldfinch and here we have the human exhibit. Everyone say hi to the human of the female gender.

[@greaseballjones7705]

It's because they don't see women as fully human.

[@oppameep7540]

Greaseball Jones I’d say its more of a scientific term. So it feels disembodied and unfeeling. But in that respect it’s still used in a way that they aren’t human in that they refer to them without feeling and as more of a statistic. Like the saying collateral damage for the death of people.

[@Deletaste]

Everytime I read *FEMALE* I lose a part of my soul

[@poopiepantz3415]

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[@spookrie1860]

Sure, women would be stoned to death for talking to a man a certain way, but this boy basically: Paid to get a girls # from wherever the hell Messaged said woman to go on a date without clarifying who the hell he is Decides that when she is creeped out, it’s her fault In this country, I’m pretty sure that’s harassment

[@williamhiers1280]

He also was possessed apparently...

[@greenwoodorganics4681]

Imagine getting offered $40 by some fedora to give him a girls number lmao

[@142doddy]

"Dear future girlfriend" Oh Christ buckle up buckaroo

[@PmNanashi_777]

Why do they always use. *F E M A L E*

[@KOT_AMV]

Pm.Nanashi to dehumanize them probably? Thinking about women as some completely alien entity would probably make justifying their own behavior much easier

[@caidenkesler3945]

KOT Edits it also serves to further detach them from women, so it’s even harder to talk to them normally, so it’s kind of sad.

[@daboking117]

I've seen this type of comment for a few times now, what is so wrong with "females"? btw, i am from a non-english speaking country so yeah

[@MissCaraMint]

Dabo King It’s just not used in normal speach. Male and female are more academical words, and are more used when reffering to animals for example. To call a particular woman a female is just weirdly impersonal somehow. Especially if you mismatch by instead of saying man/woman and male/female, you go man/female. It’s just not right.

[@daboking117]

@@MissCaraMint ok ok. Is there any Problem with "Male"?

[@Jmlef2002]

13:34 WHEN HE DOES THE IMPERSONATION OF THAT ONE DUDE FHAT DOES BOICE OVERS FOR THISE COUNTDOWNS. FML. IT WAS SO ACCURATE. NO ONE KNOWS HIS ACTUAL NAME BUT EVERYONE HAS HEARD HIM

[@biogisjjaj7159]

lol it's chills/ dylan

[@jheizer111]

Is he dylan??

[@Link_Says]

It was beautiful

[@junestone4712]

lol “no one knows his actual name” I’m pretty sure he says it in like every video

[@Jmlef2002]

Everyone coming at me for not knowing dudes name 😂

[@projectmicky1226]

For real: ANY GUY that calls them self specifically ‘a nice guy’ and adds in that they’re turned down all the time-get ready to be insulted, or assaulted. No in between. Dude I went to high school with was loved by everyone, turned down by the girl he really liked, everyone loved him, told me he didn’t like me the year before, so I moved on, dated a mutual friend of ours (who later became my husband) and this dude senior year literally tried assaulting me at a birthday bash while I’m dating our mutual friend/future husband 🤦🏽‍♀️ because he was bored

[@RianeBane]

projectmicky1226 Yikes. These guys seem to think that simply not being a-holes right of the bat entitles them to women's attention. They don't care about the process of being friends with someone and developing mutual attraction before starting a serious relationship - they feel like victims, so they feel like they are owed sex or whatever kind of affection just because they want it.

[@phrikaphrak40k]

Шуириа beat me to it

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

I mean, i am a nice guy that gets turned down almost always. Women don't like a chubby guy. I'd never say that when trying to get a date though.

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Bitch. Lol

[@AiNaKa]

But what about people who are actually nice guys and not "nice guys", like me? Also, I can't ever say I've been rejected because I've never confronted a woman.

[@yakobengel1410]

I actually felt really bad for the guy at 9:31 until he said "don't bother being nice". Like, depending on the reason given for why she couldn't make it, he might have had a real reason to be upset. But he lost my sympathy when he took a "all women are the same" mentality.

[@yltraviole]

While I honestly already lost my sympathy for him when I saw his stupid fedora, he also came across waaay to strong for a Tinder date. Roses and chocolate are cute if you've already known each other in real life, if you meet someone on Tinder, first dates are mostly just to make sure the other person doesn't actually have terrible BO or something in real life. The fact that he put this much effort in a person he likely only chatted a bit with, suggests that he would've probably been a really clingy and desperate boyfriend, who would not be able to handle rejection. As was proven by his nice guy post.

[@reign.dragonborn]

I doubt the girl had a 'bullshit reason' either. More like he says she did just because he's butthurt she didn't show up

[@HiImRawr]

V Drk Her reason was probably bullshit since she waited until she was already supposed to be there to tell him. That being said, bringing flowers and chocolate to a tinder date is a bit too much. He got so butt hurt because he made the cardinal mistake of romanticizing a women hes never met so he was really invested for no reason. Most women are the same, just like most men are. Doesn't mean they're all bad though.

[@LunaCalypso]

"All I ever did was love." Y'know who that sounds like?? Mapleshade ("Do you know how it feels to be rejected when all you tried to do was love?!") And Ashfur ("He only loved too much") And they are from a book series and y'know what they did?! Ashfur tried to kill 3 people and Mapleshade *successfully* killed 3 people So.....yeah not a good point for the nice guys

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I feel bad for Mapleshade and Ashfur tbh Mostly Mapleshade. I mean, she lost her kits, her lover _and_ was shunned by her clan Kinda a valid reason to go insane.

[@sparkz6349]

garlic bread

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@sparkz6349 garlic bread

[@IkaMusume813]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 garlic

[@xB34ST96x]

2:30 is the greatest thing on the planet. The moment when he nearly breaks character. And to top it off, the voice effect for "Ungrateful Bitch" kills me every time.

[@beautifulblackqueen8808]

🤣🤣 I spit out my drink when I first heard it!

[@constantanxietyattacks6878]

The last thing you'd want in your SorrowTV video is Burger King Foot Lettuce, but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Foot fungass

[@A.H.goose1]

Ash Tailor **gæt*

[@FearlessLeader2001]

“You probably like girl anyway.” SHE JUST-... UGH!!!

[@MimikyuCookie]

Sukki Blue ikr

[@delaney6413]

As a lesbian, this hit so close to home reading that conversation.

[@nelke2623]

niceguy: *to a open lesbian* "you probably like girl anyway"

[@TasteTheRainbow346]

"Nice" Oof *deeper voice* Oof *even deeper voice* Oof

[@SalahEddineH]

Omg that impression at the end! Which top 10 channel was that? That was so bang on I was sure for a second it was him! Amazing! Seriously!

[@SalahEddineH]

"but that's even wooorse" holly shit that was awesome!

[@xtrashocking]

The youtuber name is Chills lol

[@persona3444]

it was an impersonation of Chills, who talks differently because he has a chest problem, and became a meme thanks to burger king foot lettuce

[@nym5259]

Salah Eddine H bad day?

[@IH8YT]

Chills is his name he also narrates Top 15.

[@leek.3671]

The voices are what make this the art that it is XD

[@sin_decent]

This subreddit has psychologically damaged me so much that I physically gag at the word "female".

[@bunglesnurch2062]

"Wanna go out with me?" "Who are you" There's a good way to kick things off, I'm sure that'll be "and we got married 3 years later" story

[@dylanmorgan5589]

Its how i met all of my ex wives. They didn't know we were married which is why the divorces were a very speedy process.

[@im9550]

It's at actually really sad That some guys are so broken that someone thinks that being nice means they want to fuck. Imagine how everyone else talks to them.

[@rickylarsen529]

im Well, it's probably the fact that the "niceguys" actually are being talked to that make them think that person talking to then would wanna fuck. Because, everyone would figure, noone talks to those types of people for obvious reasons..

[@lettylunasical4766]

It's just another way for women to never fucking win with these guys. You piss them off no matter what; being nice is leading them on, not talking to them is being a bitch, telling them immediately you are not interested makes you arrogant etc. They're professional victims, just like #nicegirls.

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

CjTruthWall they're not psychopaths, they're just pathetic people. Psychopathy has nothing to do with them.

[@crissy4445]

Yo...that got me, way too damn real

[@Crowlum]

Typical conversation between two nice guys: "Hello gentlemen? How many women have we bagged so far?" "Zero." "Yeah sounds about right..."

[@MC-oi2pb]

I am really curious to see what all the nice guys and girls are gonna be like when they're like 70 years old. Are they gonna grow out of their cringe or nah?

[@jostockton.]

mynameis bob I think by that age they've moved into reddit-style MGTOW territory

[@boyyladd]

mynameis bob by that time, they've already evolved into incels or feminists.

[@Audioworm]

They won't get that old. They'll commit suicide because they can't accept that not all women are automatically attracted to them *long* before they reach even 40.

[@terraxgaming4117]

Some of them are adults, which means, they will never, ever, grow out of it

[@mothbug157]

mynameis bob I'd say they move on from Tinder to Reddit at 35-40, then they forget about all of social media and just live out their sad sad life alone still wondering why Sarah didn't say yes when they insulted her

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

13:31 Damn, she _tore_ into him! I've never seen someone actually shut down a Nice Guy before.

[@gairisiuil]

that's not even the whole post, its cut off here for some reason edit: they are from the same industry and the lady mentioned that she had worked extremely hard to get to where she was after the guy threatened something about trying to shut her down either that, or it was a different post altogether. if someone else can put the pieces together that would be great

[@gairisiuil]

they were different posts

[@klarakent2965]

"I kinda want this guy to make me a sandwich" your comments are the best.

[@narbadeshwarsingh6860]

Klara Kent Klara Kent, the sister of Clark Kent

[@lu-em6wr]

You sure you guys don't mean 'Kara'?

[@brentramnarine2]

Narbadeshwar Singh It's just her name

[@brentramnarine2]

I have no idea at all I think it's her name

[@souup_]

Stingy threatening to stone a girl just to get some smh

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

IKR THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@InVinoVeratas]

Yeah you’d think that grill would just give up the news.

[@SeymourDisapproves]

I was shaking

[@nym5259]

Bad day

[@Silverwind87]

IT WAS STINGY! THE VOICE WAS STINGY!

[@JohnnyJP7]

"I like your musical taste" "THAT MUST MEAN SHE LOVES ME" damn, dude.

[@ashtonford2119]

13:08 oh my GOD I didn’t think he was really that in the wrong until she said it was literally LINKEDIN

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

It reminds me of how some friends of mine have art commissions open, and people will message them to hit on them instead of actually buying things from them. Like, clearly you don't see any value in their profession and just see them as eye candy, which is super shitty.

[@mrdobalina1092]

the sense of entitlement these guys have is off the fucking charts

[@dominicocon4680]

Mr Dobalina you want sum fucccc?

[@samcolvett6752]

Welcome to California

[@vegetable623]

TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROAD

[@nym5259]

Bad day?