Sorry Atashitne | EP 12 | You Are a Turtle

Sorry Atashitne EP 12 You Are a Turtle
Sorry Atashitne is an unfiltered Lebanese comedy podcast, filled with dark humor and absurd stories. It publishes on a bi-weekly basis.
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[@توغوبنموري]

بتابعكم من قلب الخيمة من غزة.. لما واحد يسألني كيفك بحكيله متل كيف جواد 😂

[@choumaken]

♥️

[@wkMindset]

This is truly a masterpiece. This story is both fascinating, and puts our sense of ethics to test. Firstly, Jawad, the protagonist of the story escapes prison. This is against the law and is a punishable offence. In the midst of this situation, Jawad's friend Rana helps him, by allowing him to stay in her house. This is where the dilemma appears. Should Rana be punished too? On one hand, she harbors a criminal in her home. On the other hand, we can appreciate her friendship. How do we determine if these are good values or not? Even further, can we truly criticize Jawad for escaping prison? As he said, marwan habib sexually assaulted him. Moreover, while running away from the cops, his penis faced a very severe injury, and if Rana did not help him, Jawad would have faced a dire situation. The second arc of the story comes when Jawad is unable to pay child support. By giving his baby to creepy old guys, Jawad is ensuring the custody towards someone who can "pay" for the child and his needs. But is this ethical? As we know, creepy old guys are not known to have the best reputation in terms of interacting with children. I believe this is so wittily written, it truly deserves an Oscar, as it puts one's morals and system of values to the test. We can sympathise with Jawad for his problems, or we can adhere strictly to the law, and condemn Jawad for his treacherous acts. Or, we can have both sympathy and criticism for Jawad.

[@nadimchidiac327]

Bro yelaan ayree

[@CrsCrs-q5c]

ayre bi jledtak shu he 😂

[@edlebanon4112]

😂😂

[@dia9550]

The narrative of Jawad's escapade from prison, aided by the complicit involvement of Rana, unfolds as a disconcerting tale marked by a series of reprehensible choices. Jawad's initial evasion of legal consequences already establishes a foundation of ethical ambiguity, showcasing a willingness to disregard societal norms and legal boundaries. However, the story takes an even darker turn with Jawad's decision to impregnate Rana and subsequently abandon both her and the child. This act not only underscores a severe lack of personal responsibility but also reveals a callous indifference to the emotional and financial repercussions of his actions. The gravity of Jawad's actions becomes particularly egregious when he opts to relinquish paternal duties by giving the child to creepy old guys, ostensibly due to financial constraints. This decision reflects a profound failure to recognize the moral obligations associated with parenthood, as well as a glaring absence of empathy for the emotional well-being of both Rana and the child. Jawad's narrative is a stark portrayal of a character driven by self-interest, demonstrating an alarming disregard for the long-term consequences of his choices. Moreover, the repercussions of Jawad's actions extend beyond his immediate relationships, as his irresponsible behavior contributes to a broader societal impact. The story serves as a cautionary tale about the far-reaching consequences of individuals who prioritize their personal desires over the well-being of those around them. Jawad's lack of foresight and ethical consideration paints him as a deeply flawed character, leaving a trail of broken lives and shattered relationships in his wake. In examining this narrative, one cannot help but be dismayed by the profound moral deficiencies that permeate Jawad's character, prompting reflection on the importance of ethical decision-making and personal responsibility in navigating the complexities of human relationships.

[@alburaqi]

Jamul is this you

[@RyanShaar-h6q]

Being an expat, sitting in my tiny room enjoying my first day off since 10 days while watching your episode and laughing my ass off untill the part at 15:00 hits hard made me cry …….. sha3b lebneene ekel khara wein ma ra7 hata law tala3 masare means nothing when your working like a robot…

[@silentkiller7533]

Based Podcast. We want to create a new religion called “Jawadism”.

[@ahmaddavidrifkin7988]

Javadizm

[@Alaaissa57]

guys respectfully ! nteko nazlo more videos ... merci

[@JohnEid-E]

I just discovered this podcast. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. I was feeling down this morning bass you totally flipped it for me. Respect from an unhappy expat - Jawad you’re something else! :) x

[@obaikassomeh3831]

Best podcast ever, I really like the informality in your speech; I feel like I'm chilling with my friends back in Syria. keep up the good work.

[@Aouf1]

Agreed

[@motaz0ash]

‎‏Please don't ‏suddenly disappear like everything else great in life , keep it مأيرا guys 😂 all love from libya 🇱🇾

[@djnassremix]

love you guys ... your podcast is becoming very popular in Syria especially within youth ❤

[@samigh95]

Jawad getting flashbacks from "kifak jawad?" Is going to be a call back joke for years... iza dayanto

[@edlebanon4112]

Potcast ekhet man. , jawad khel2en lal potcast ktir awe , rana ktir awiye ❤🔝

[@JauadAlhamaed]

Listen, it burned with me, everyone tells me kefak jauad Find you a solution

[@franciemcfrances9979]

Lovely as always, please can you add English subtitles la nfarje l ajeneb our national treasure

[@a.s.313]

Obsessed 3anjed 😍 watch every episode like 3 times lol

[@ahlamhamri2814]

Big love from Morocco 🇲🇦

[@ىلببنقن]

مدري ليش احس اني السعودي الوحيد الي يتابعكم

[@Artemis985]

حرفيا كل شي هون خصو بالpop Culture اللبناني كيف عم تفهم

[@Ralvy]

صدقني we can relate @@Artemis985

[@LAMARS-kq3yf]

اوه شيت انا بعد اتابعهم

[@LAMARS-kq3yf]

@@Artemis985 they are make me happy

[@Rex_houLa97]

كيف عم تفهم

[@GinoMassarra]

I'm happy to be dissapointed instead of being the one dissapointing others for a change

[@choumaken]

Thank You Gino for your support ❤️

[@ohmyjad]

22 minutes of a smile on my face.. thank you.. keep it up

[@choumaken]

Thank you appreciated very much

[@baraaramadan7281]

Best Part when he said:"meen fkrk 3m y79'rna?" very relatable

[@ameradjmi8532]

I think i’m the only tunisian watching this , keep it going guys!

[@alabde]

وايررررر متى حتنزلوووو كمان ؟؟؟ كل يوم بدخل بشوف اذا منزلين فيديو او لاااا ، بحبكم❤

[@MrQaimari]

Ento jama3a underrated 🔥, bas sheel el autofocus 3an Rana/Ghana, not sure shu esmha tbh 3shan bteldagh

[@ledkareem727]

Hahaha it's rana... Shu meshklit el auto focus 3layha ma fhemet

[@majdieid1063]

3m yroo7 el focus@@ledkareem727

[@farahsahyouni6049]

😍3melo episodes aktar 😍

[@mahraalahbabi6177]

Stop bein delulu 😭😭🤣🤣🤣my fav podcast, bravo guys 👌

[@Ali-wg8bf]

Pure lebanese therapy 😂

[@Solos961]

bro ladghet jawad be R kteer btdahek"msh daghooghe"😂😂😂

[@onnise8301]

First ever time i watch a full podcast episode, createee moree

[@nadimchidiac327]

HAHAHAHAHA ANTOINE KASSIS

[@mohammadbaydoun6687]

Rana "فينيقية" la daraji ma bt3rf keef byolfzo كفركلا 😂, GL guys.

[@StKinaz]

Can't stop watching.. love from Canada

[@ariaabd1924]

Each time when I feel depression is about to hit, I come back to this podcast. Antidepressants 😂 A fan from Swiss/suria

[@ibrahimkalot157]

ما في ملح .. في ناس عندا كوليستيرول.. 😂😂❤️❤️

[@khaledabdulhameed469]

تقريبا انا مسئول نشر البودكاست فمصر 🤣🤣♥️♥️ بحبكم نيييك فشخ

[@fiona.693]

Big love from Palestine ❤️

[@Thearthisashittyplace]

Spicy episode🔥 luv from Palestine

[@adamamoun9298]

jawad kan byeshbah freddie mercury awal episodes

[@christiansaab2891]

fgheddy meghcughy

[@xzxzwahsh8859]

Your podcast is the best thing to watch while smoking a blunt..

[@moabdelrahmen]

Best اخري شي بدنيا in my life ❤

[@jalaladi5023]

She was literally saying eza ma 7abayto la ayrna then you cut it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pleasekhalas]

fi hada behebak jawad. ana. nazlo more videos merci

[@lanareda9130]

my fav podcast so far, love from saudi❤️

[@ribeross1849]

ولله Love you من فترة بشوف المقاطع عل انستا مبارح فتت خلصت كل الحلقات 🤣❤❤❤

[@ANDROID-fu3rs]

Greetings to you from Syria, Jawad and Rana

[@charbelhowayek6780]

Great come back !!! Keep it up full support !!!!

[@eliaszoghby2586]

You should make a segment about the best comment every episode

[@deyya95]

كيفك جواد 😂😂😂 مبروك الشهرة

[@abd_alnajjar]

sarde is too serious for me , this is what i need

[@TheWorldSucks]

Love these 2 ❤❤ keep producing more 📈📈

[@waeljaber9284]

Best fucking thing ever this year ! Please more content.

[@choumaken]

Thank you for your support ❤️

[@moydmoyd1740]

@@choumaken Wallah tol3et mereb7a el podcast

[@marieroseatallah5251]

Strong come back 😂😂

[@KhayraSadouki]

I love it to your podcast man

[@titokhoury]

Bro 30 first seconds w deja aam bmout dehek😂😂😂

[@mohammadsayegh1240]

ليش الوطن العربي كلو صار يكتب بال english عادي بيفهمو عربي😅؟!

[@Agha500]

Thank you for standing up for the expacts😂 this is exactly how we are and it’s been 3 years anddd I have a citizenship already lol 💔

[@F4LCon1]

Your content guys is very special and funny. When I watch your videos, I don't feel the time. Keep up this content , Je vous aime les gars 🇱🇧🇮🇶🫶🏻

[@MarkRentonreal]

Jawad rja3 lbos brutel

[@Hqhqh__hq]

I love you guys u guys are the best

[@gilbertgemayel]

metet😂😂😂 ma 3ande chi 2oulo comment kermel el algorithm. keep it up

[@philippenassif8594]

THE BESTTTTT PODCAST! can't stop laughing!!

[@VassedAhmad]

3:48😂this shit got me dead

[@abdomouannes6835]

Hahaha habet lreverse psychology bl ekher😭

[@leroooyyyyjenkins9848]

Do not worry 😂

[@beatcraftbeirut]

Being a Lebanese expat myself, i do feel that Lebanese expats suffer from cognitive dissonance haha

[@mashaaelbasheer4569]

💜💜 Keep it up my favorite “prodcastors” 🎉

[@tarekfff5831]

Where do you watch the full episodes?

[@mariamfa4238]

بتحس جواد عنده لحمية بمنخارو قد الدنيا 😂😂

[@georgeselmurr635]

Ataltoune! Love the pod and keep it up ya helwin w cheers men expats hollanda 🤣

[@sikodowakol9275]

Who's rewatching all their episodes?

[@AliReslan-d9s]

George Orwell 1984 but big brother is Jawad

[@Yousef-ux6zg]

‏‪12:45‬‏ هي ضحكة ؟؟😂😂😂

[@hadidawood9746]

Werrrr basss byeshbahak bro

[@YasmineFayekSeifidin]

You are a turtle ❤😂 made my night

[@s.ww.n9237]

In love with this prodcast

[@pleasekhalas]

best laugh i’ve had in a while this podcast is very much targeting a very specific audience kifkon guys? bhebkon

[@ninaatallah]

what a year aanjd baeed ma balashit w i discovered eno ana jawad, anyways kifak jawad

[@charbelhowayek6780]

Yes we all are 😢

[@celinechahine3244]

Jawad is literally 10x better than Mr. Lebanon 😭😭

[@antoneliofikany3100]

Jawad it's your fellow Bsalime again, nzal de22ak da2 Fifa. Anyplace anytime anyjehiz

[@itz_fathi90]

متأكد الليبي الوحيد الي يتابع فيهم وللعلم نفهم في 90%من الكلام

[@rolandbeainy1242]

The best

[@user-zaedal3ref]

فضولي اشوف هاي الي مع جواد عل واقع دخيل الله شو حلوه بجنن اذا حدا يعرف اسم ال انستا تبعها ياريت يقلي حابب اتابعها علا كتر ماحبيتها 😢❤

[@monasalem5085]

Bet aa2do aalways❤

[@31GEES]

Love this pod lmaoo keep pushing

[@mnbegdache]

زووم التبلولة يللي فايت بالبطاطا اطيب شي ❤️

[@bat.yas26]

جواد معك حق بجزئية المغتربين...حرفيا انا وكل رفقاتي المغتربين عم نحضركن لانو مأيرة معنا منتاك اخت الدني والنا ٣ شهور ماعم نطلع ولا ليرة✨

[@rafiraf2328]

Just discovered this masterpiece, much love and support from Algeria!

[@stopthebang8056]

Leh ma bet nazlo kel yom? Hek hek ma 3endkon chi

[@zainyousef1956]

1:00

[@DoNotWorryPodcast]

I now respect Antoine Kassis even less than I did before

[@choumaken]

😂😂😂

[@mostafaelsherif8298]

15:30 I was listening to this while working as waiter as an expact in Budapest how the fuck could you get your demo so fucking accurate we feel naked

[@stayhuge2925]

لتأسيس الدولة الايرية ..بايري

[@choumaken]

شكرا للدعم ❤️

[@arsonist1337]

jawad fix the camera focus ntek ekht 3youne

[@MarkRentonreal]

If it makes you feel better, sarde ahla minkon bi nakze bas

[@greencactuslb]

حلو قول الحق ومن اشياء لحكيتو عنا أنو الشيخ الأسير إنسان عادي

[@joyayman5553]

انا داخلة الفيديو عشان مستغربة خالد عليش بشرته بقت افتح امتي 😂😂

[@mostafabaalbaki8005]

Awta shi ka moghtatib lebnene, lama shouf live love beirut posts w es2al ahle aw as7abe kif l balad ?

[@eliekhadij5752]

You better make more episodes, watching the podcast from France.

[@Thomas_Kha]

12 حلقة وبعد ما جبتوا سيرة King Rolodex ليش؟ موضوع بقرط ضحك

[@jamil2722]

أنطوان قسيس حيدحشلك شي ليميتر او كومبرسر😊

[@danyakareem]

Guys where are the first 7 episodes 😢

[@choumaken]

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[@mohamadkaakii]

badna 2 hours episodes from now on merci.