"Sorry I don't work here"

[@Elliotd1234]

I don't know how you scored such a lucrative deal with "water", but well done.

[@eavening4149]

I guess Big Water is trying to improve their branding... you know, after all the controversies.

[@renaissanceguy2445]

@@eavening4149 Did you see the exposé where it was leaked they put dihydrogen monoxide in their products? Apparently they even found it still circulating in the blood of some people who tried the product and died!

[@aleisterlavey9716]

@@DemonicBoobs 70% water? Coca Cola wants to know your adress.

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

Just what did they put in that guy's water anyway?

[@atomatopia1]

Wouldn’t you know? You are the manager of “water” after all.

[@sophie-eh4te]

the shoe shop was inside you all along

[@s.l.2227]

The real managers were the friends we made along the way.

[@essymessy2534]

The real shoes were the water we drank along the way

[@princessthyemis]

hahaha!!

[@You-ye4xb]

O-O

[@Intrafacial86]

[insert foot-up-the-ass pun]

[@Somerled_Pox]

Born too early to colonise the galaxy Born too late to experience pre-industrial society Born just in time to experience the first Jazz Emu sketch

[@NavJordaan]

love this comment

[@grinpear]

This feels like a short story that would be assigned reading in a middle school English class, with a mandatory analysis essay on "how the increasingly-consumerist nature of our society can undermine the illusory permeance of identity, forcing us to exist in a liminal state between individual and workforce." So basically this has the vibe of something that would make twelve-year-olds question the nature of their own free will and start them on the path to eventual existential crises, which is the best possible vibe.

[@dianavallecillos6758]

Yes

[@surnamnam7604]

I also went "oh this would be so good for my students" and then I realized this type of content might seem to "out there" for those 12-y-o squares and then I remembered I'm not even a teacher.

[@PentameronSV]

@@surnamnam7604 You ARE a teacher. You've always worked as a teacher.

[@angela.luntian]

Its profound, but if you get existential crisis from the state of the world secondhand that kind of defeats the meaning imo. (Secondhand = the idea was brought to you, rather than you realizing it with firsthand experience)

[@karl2405]

@@angela.luntian If ita a true existential crisis , its experienced firsthand, no matter how the idea is brought you

[@theuserofthissite]

ugh i can't believe this was just an ad for water the whole time

[@JazzEmu]

I know you will be disappointed that this channel has accepted corporate funding. But when CEO of Water Roger Appleby approached me with a year’s supply of free water delivered as a rain cloud permanently installed above my house it was an offer I could not refuse.

[@s.l.2227]

@@JazzEmu Any one of us would have made that same deal. 😆

[@VeryPeeved]

Water: drink it up!

[@dorianpearson3444]

It would be so cool to get sponsored by water.

[@keithklassen5320]

@@VeryPeeved "What's Wetter Than Water?!" (TM)

[@AMoodyB3ar]

the fact that the one who says "thank you" is NOT the one who says "can I get those in a size 11, please" for the final time makes the whole video for me.

[@jeffreysanders612]

This is absolutely a SCP, everyone inside the store is simultaneously an employee and a customer but they are always what someone else doesn't want.

[@cloooud]

This guy is about to absolutely explode. Just let one person with a bit of reach share this and that’ll be it. You are absolutely hilarious. This is so well shot and edited.

[@CherryStudios2]

Agreed!

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

just got this in my recommended, its happening

[@NearlyBatman]

It's happening. Yup.

[@hedgehogscribbles1728]

For sure

[@harrylane4]

Man’s got nearly 200k now so I guess he popped off

[@toromisher]

This is such a beautiful example of striking the perfect balance between absurdity and being just normal enough to be off putting. So diarmingly hilarious.

[@YourLocalAnonAccount]

is it just me or does this dude's voice actually sounds oddly relaxing to listen to

[@zoesilver5828]

it's the vocal fry

[@pocketsk3824]

I had the opposite reaction. I liked the skit, but the voices being 100% vocal fry made me want to tear my eyes out.

[@thebeanmeister6046]

If i had a nickel for every time a comedy musician i like has made a video about being mistaken for an employee that ends in an insane weird scenario, id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

[@fvck_w1lburs00t]

tom carry fan? fuck yeah mate

[@sharonwong5688]

I've been mistaken so many times as an employee just because I always wear the same nondescript black jacket. One time I was even wearing huge headphones and I STILL got mistaken for an employee! 😂

[@redwarf8118]

were do you work - h&m ?

[@pigglewiggle175]

I guess you know your calling in life

[@MollyHJohns]

I'm late but wear a black shirt with a blatant "I don't work here" print. Will give a lot of people a lot of pauses 👍🏼

[@luyandolove]

@@MollyHJohns I was at the Jazz Emu concert in LA and as a joke I wore a crudely made “I Work Here” badge and got mistaken for an employee. I imagine this would work since it’s basically the opposite of what I did

[@heartheater07]

oh same-- i usually wear collared shirts like the ones you find in retail uniforms, so it happens a lot. the first time it happened to me made me so confused,, i was 13 and on my phone so i had no idea why someone was talking to me

[@Someone-else-Probably]

i paused the Dune audio book to watch this video and it really made the message about drinking plenty of water hit harder then it otherwise would have.

[@paidu6618]

Oh yeah Jazzemu, you really do werk it here. "I werk it here" shirt merch drop is inevitable

[@JazzEmu]

Don’t give me any ideas

[@OmarFW]

I didn't drink enough water and now my speech is 100% vocal fry and I'm dead

[@valmisorange6736]

LMAOOO “Spanish for goal” is one of the funniest line deliveries in a KZbin sketch ever

[@jvanvuren5399]

This feels like low key horror and I love it

[@stevie1166]

God bless the algorithm , this popped up on my feed and I’m bloody pleased about it

[@yazidefirenze]

my brain immediately said "Hey! I don't work here, and if I did, I would not sell you shit!"

[@iLikeBovril]

This feels like some low-budget English as a Foreign Language tape from the 1970s that would have 'who is the manager?' as a multiple choice question at the end

[@Lemone_99]

The miner guy legit sounds like palpatine when he says “can I get those in a size 11 please”

[@quadling3521]

This genuinely feels like my brain end of the 9am-8pm shifts I used to do in retail.

[@FoakHome]

The "What an unexpected turn of events" Sounds so nice to my ears.

[@zigfaust]

When they said "You do." I deadass dropped my bear and stood up.

[@babyinvasion]

Why were you holding a bear ? Is the bear okay ? 🐻 🧸

[@zigfaust]

@@babyinvasion No hon, my hairy boyfriend.

[@Kunk_Manjeroon]

This is the kind of horror I wish was more common in sci-fi and fantasy.

[@willowfernn]

Step aside Weird Al Yankovic, Jazz Emu is going to steal your spotlight! In other words, I really love this haha, I’ve been binging your videos recently and this one is just so funny. Thank you for possibly losing brain cells to provide this lovely- sometimes mind-bending-, one of a kind content!

[@MarcPearsonWrestlingReviews]

"Light Touch" as the background music is the icing on this superb cake of a video!

[@banann_ducc]

Love it. Your humor is in this little niche i havent found since brian david gilbert

[@gubbin909]

Seems this showed up on the recommendation roundabout at the right time. Subbed!

[@NERV_HQ]

"You've always worked here." This makes me feel like I'm watching The Shining.

[@kohve9687]

This video feels like the good version of that australian dude's "i dont work here" music video

[@joeseatat]

When they all said, "You do." ...I got chills...

[@AuggsieBoggs]

This unironically reminded me of those weird ass French dialogue videos I had to watch in highschool, they were always talking about some scary and/or confusing shit just to throw us off

[@fishthestick]

Why do I feel like this guy could play Neil Patrick Harris's version of count Olaf very well?

[@French_Engineer]

Never thought I could still feel like I'm being watched even when he was drinking water. He's starting into my soul

[@Soulessblur]

This video is what introduced me to your outstanding work as a comedian and musician. And it still gets me Everytime.

[@BlissfulBloke]

This is very inspiring work, thank you.

[@MonkOrMan]

The amount of vocal fry concentrated in one video is amazing

[@GdoubleWB]

This is actually how they get people to work at Designer Shoe Warehouse.

[@bonniehenderson1850]

0:25 Werkin' so good he's his own mirror image

[@kerhaidet]

Thanks!

[@karak962]

YOU'RE THE CARETAKER, JACK. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE CARETAKER

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

That was beautiful ride through the countryside on the crazy train. Next stop, size 11. Please mind your sanity when exiting.

[@zinczinc6676]

This guys voice is so crisp

[@GippyHappy]

This is just the average dream of a person who works retail

[@tckgkljgfl7958]

"Do you have any crispy towels in size 11 please?"

[@cass9929]

This is absolutely a fever dream that I'd have

[@raputha1148]

amazing. 3 oscars. 4 oscars.

[@SpaceCliffie]

You’ve ✨always✨ worked here 😳

[@moist730]

I'm convinced that this guy lives in the backrooms

[@_ProGraham]

GEEZE that ending song is way too good!!

[@CagnotteOrque]

After Tom Cardy Jazz Emu

[@onebigchumptm4729]

Realizing you work in retail, now that is a horror for the everyday man

[@everhartpetrichor]

Good lord your voice is so ridiculously attractive

[@linux750]

I'm getting Adult Swim vibes from this, and am loving it.

[@briannemcquillen118]

My favorite video on the internet. I literally cried when I watched this for the first time because of the insane plot twists.

[@ColaCat2001]

I was working at Petco, carrying a box full of leashes and dog dresses when this lady approaches me with her phone BLASTING on speaker phone with some lady blabbing to her... She said "EXCUSE me, do you work here??" and I turn around and kind of laugh because I obviously do, carrying labels and a box full of dog stuff but I politely say "Yes, what do you need?" and I guess upon seeing my face she BURSTS out laughing like "HAH, YOU look like a LITTLE girl!!! No way you work here" and I just say "Yes... I do" and give her a confused look but she just keeps laughing and tells her friend on the phone like "They got little girls working at Petco now!" and she laughs too like... Bruh. I know I look like a 12-year-old, but recently, I guess people have viewed me differently because of the way I carry myself. I was at a Dollar Tree and some lady said "Do you work here??" and I'm in my t-shirt and jeans with my MOM and a shopping cart and I'm like... "No???" and she's like "Does ANYONE work here??"

[@comface]

No idea how I ended up subbed to you, but very glad I am.

[@mikeymoughtin6573]

i don't understand how this channel isn't wildly more popular

[@princessthyemis]

This makes no sense and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

[@mrsir2032]

the real size 11 was the friends we met along the way

[@sonyyung5510]

This literally like that one show where the people work at a place but their work selves and their normal selves are two different people because their memories are erased of the outside world while they work. It was a real interesting show and this would definitely be a cool episode.

[@aKiBlu]

This was so good! Rewatching it for the 3rd time - great job!

[@Daniel_O_]

I almost didn't know where that whole thing was gonna go at the start. That was a ride from start to finish, well done.

[@beodas5577]

This felt like a fever dream.

[@AnnaTalks-videos]

Hahaha this is my EXACT kind of humour

[@andybellklas1678]

The bird that is the bald eagle.

[@malinkton]

i need a collab between him and tom cardy

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

i thought you were neil cicierega for a solid minute

[@olliehull2356]

Jazz Emu created a whole sketch just to flex his size 11 feet

[@JazzEmu]

Available for foot modelling.

[@RobinHearts]

I can't believe you managed to get the manager of Real Madrid to appear in your video!

[@rijaja]

Lad's vocal frying so much he's probably Scottish inside

[@aasthade0309]

This was not how I thought I'd be reminded to stay hydrated today

[@gforce07]

Ok, found my new favorite KZbinr. I don’t need anything or anyone else.

[@tmonine]

The best video to randomly appear on my feed in a long time

[@MayanwolfeStreams]

You're so weird in the best way. Keep it up! :D

[@02protoman]

I need a longer version of “drinking water”

[@DarklingReborn]

This is giving me Omegamart vibes

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Was that chime a Wii sound at 1:33?

[@zacharymathey3901]

I like his inflections and how he says: Yes.

[@rccsrgaming6987]

Remember to always stay hydrated. Miami can get very hot.

[@user-yn3qv5vn3i]

This video always has me drinking water 😂😂😂

[@sarcasmo57]

These actors have real chemistry.

[@mentelgenvideos4624]

Okay Jazz. I’ll have a sip. Just for you.

[@ayva1106]

What if the real shoe shop manager was the friends we made along the way

[@Pizzagulper]

This is the first video that I have seen from this channel, I am slightly confused, but I like it.

[@TJLewthwaite]

Ten quid says they steal this for the next season of Black Mirror

[@DifferentRussian]

Oh hey look, an off-brand Neil Cicierega, neat.

[@nateranger783]

You have always worked here, Mr Anderson

[@peblezQ]

And here I am, having to convince customers that I'm employee when I'm in full uniform, all because they can't believe a 25 yr old with a cane can work

[@BlackWii44]

the sheer amount of water that was probably gulped at the end of this video collectively

[@gregeporter]

It reminds me of La Moustache (2005) Really solid sketch! :)

[@AFruityPhrog]

This is the best one. There is no other best one. This is it.

[@anthonywarwick]

"I really like this guy's content" - Me... just now.

[@Rayqauzay]

I actually enjoyed this, the voices are great

[@stealmaniac1]

You can check-out any time you like. But you can never leave.

[@Thaldor_]

Holy hell, I'm hydrating right now! This explains the clowns.

[@AridLlama610]

That ending though... Perfect

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

never been more enticed to drink water before, great advert

[@baloe48]

That "I werk it here" has such a perfectly awkward timing