[TF2] Weapon Stereotypes! Episode 2: The Scout

[@SoundSmithTF2]

So you guys wanted salt. And scout is next, so I'm happy to oblige. Huge thanks to everyone who helped out with this episode: Spikey Mikey, FreddieTF2, Chloemew, PyroJoe, and Sir Stanger. All of their channels can be found in the description.

[@milkwithpulp7433]

IM HERE

[@Sky-om3yz]

can u tell me whats that hud ?

[@Sky-om3yz]

whats that crosshair ? sorry for so many question but please anwser and thats all

[@creationrealm633]

No idea why people wanted you to be salty. They're probably secretly salty themselves jeez if you wanna do it just do it I do it all the time.

[@Vsolid]

SoundSmithTF2 The Original: *Penis joke* or "It shoots out of the middle of the screen and is better I guess"

[@goobitz4231]

One time I actually got a kill on a flaming enemy with the sun on a stick. Everyone who witnessed it was dumbfounded; including me

[@freedoomer2524]

I managed to get about 3 in total

[@snipersnowman1027]

Did they clap too?

[@thebenexperience]

And then the whole server started clapping

[@tvgaming2132]

Use the atomizer next my dud

[@elhiars9185]

Then gabe clapped

[@LegendarySnipr]

Technically, the Holy Makeral is a direct upgrade to stock, because when hitting a dead ringer spy, it shows up as a hit, not a kill.

[@doodlebug47]

Huh. I will *never* use that information, but it'll probably be stuck in my head anyway!

[@Starlit_Onion]

@Logicless Explains your name really well. Thanks for playing into that character.

[@25bitgamerx36]

also its funny

[@OGuiBlindao]

Well basically every unlock for the melee except the sun in a stick and candy cane are straight upgrades so yeah

[@anna-karinachristensen5285]

Also its a FISH.

[@Knuxfan24]

"Nobody uses the Stock Bat" Why would you? The Holy Mackerel exists!

[@HappyToast-st8el]

As a guy who only played tf2 for almost half a year, i can say it still worth crafting one

[@HappyToast-st8el]

Darth Sidious they do the same damage but the community has an inside joke where reskins do crits more often than normal

[@Knuxfan24]

I just love the Holy Mackerel, so much so that I have an Unusual one.

[@misty_2003]

True

[@krisdreamurr7601]

I use

[@toobeedoo]

Fun fact: the flying guillotine has a chinese text that reads “dead meat”

[@nickcook2775]

That is the kind of thing that I like to see in the world.

[@bret7894]

Reminds me of James A Janisse from the kill count, check it out if you like horror movies.

[@spicyfaggotboi8005]

Its reference to biker from hotline miami i think

[@EGMonstasViewing]

@@bret7894 Y E S

[@pyrofromtf2944]

@@bret7894 "Welcome to the kill count, where we tell you all the victims in all our favourite horror movies"

[@attackbrains2095]

i watched this at 1.5x speed to get into the immersion of scout

[@pizzaboi1008]

Why not 2.0 speed ?

[@cerealgibbon7330]

Because scout only has a 33% speed and the closest is 1.25 not 1.5

[@pizzaboi1008]

Thanks for the information

[@MrDumpitout]

Hehe

[@alwinwinter1645]

The joke at 3:36 us even better at that speed

[@davidsollewijn3349]

Yeah he’s decent but he’s just *overshadowed by the AMBASSADOR*

[@blueaxolotl5775]

A M B A S S A D O R

[@ratsmacker1956]

Am bass a door

[@maxmarenghi601]

A

[@maxmarenghi601]

M

[@maxmarenghi601]

B

[@ashtro1763]

How the hell did you get footage of me using the force a nature

[@tiny.violet]

lol

[@TommysMatchbook]

You profile pic is matching quite well

[@tiny.violet]

@@TommysMatchbook i think that's the joke

[@theemeraldcrusaderpizza9235]

Killer of Anything but America .

[@tippdude2294]

Oof

[@botttproductions150]

"I've never seen a competent player use the wrap assassin" Flava scout: allow me to introduce myself

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

This video was before Flava was good, back when the Sandman was EXTREMELY unfair to fight (unless you played Overwatch and loved stun mechanics in an FPS).

[@prohikikomo]

@@mugiwaradarwin4504 haha overwatch bad stun mechanics bad!!! Actually yk what, now that overwatch 2 is out I feel like that complaint actually makes sense.

[@thefolder69]

@@mugiwaradarwin4504 as an Overwatch player, plenty of us never liked stun mechanics lol

[@randomstuffprod.]

@@prohikikomo how are stun mechanics enjoyable?

[@mthemstandsformilk1965]

@@prohikikomo overwatch 2 saw 90% of stuns removed fyi

[@Genowhirl70]

Equalizer/Escape Plan - players who constantly keep it out while calling for medic and never put it away, then run into enemy fire and die and then blame the medic

[@sirhigglesworth]

Genowhirl70 Fancy seeing you here

[@BlahoMark15]

can you make an animation about this? like a short 1-2 min one. with your skills that would be hilarious.

[@asdfman-xg1po]

ehh genowhirl

[@fortress2270]

Genowhirl70 Are you spying on me

[@NinjaGamer820]

or uber building?

[@eric718_]

"The crowned prince of douchebaggery himself" As a former scout main, I can confirm.

[@_ZXCV_]

I met a guy that was a scout main but now he mains medic so I cant figure out if I should like him or not, help

[@AJOlaks]

I like to play scout (I don’t really main any) and I just love being the fast bitch boi

[@Leafyboyyo]

As a fine scout main i agree

[@Postaldude2003]

I still main him.

[@aloafoftoast7160]

I don’t main him, I just use irritating weapons (Force, Pretty boy, and the atomizer). Yeah, I might be a psycho

[@starthing1255]

Fun fact: If you were to name your Force-a-nature 'Force-A-Wakens', your skill level with the weapon will increase by 70%.

[@crowsarebros2645]

With the batsaber it increseas by 30%

[@tjedemopan8296]

200% of 0 is still 0

[@Flamuski]

70% of 0 is 0 bud.

[@angeltrujillo2255]

Wait for real thx

[@netmakeryt1950]

holy shit

[@MelRosewood]

_[Talking about the wrap assassin]_ “In all seriousness, I’ve never seen a competent player use this.” *A couple of years later: Flava scout*

[@jmurray1110]

Even removing flava it’s still a good option because your sacrificing a melee (you know a slot entirely reserved for utility instead of damage) to apply king range pressure and bleed freeing up your secondary for better options

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Tbf what made it viable was the Sandman getting nerfed

[@timmersd.8663]

New stereotype for the sandman now that its nerfed into the ground: *D E P R E S S E D*

[@G_Macks]

It’s now only used by people who got the achievement

[@JustLetMeUseNPC]

Or World Tour loadout

[@scarletpandarrow9838]

Spiderman Spiderman look out here comes the spiderman, oh no it's sandman. Bat that joke sucked

[@insomniadog3386]

I like to use it in medieval mode to bully demoknight tf2

[@DrikTrajado]

Sandman? More like sadman

[@magnusm4]

Remember back when updates first came and the Sandman was a MUST and the stock was absolutely useless like a wooden dagger in an rpg? Back when the Sandman had NO NEGATIVE STATS and just gave you an free stun ball with no side effects and never slowed only stunned. Those were good times

[@sahilverma2790]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@jockeyfield1954]

it was good times for people that used it, not for people that fell victim to it. just think about it, ur walking outta spawn to kill some spies and then boom! ur stuck standin still with no one to help you and then you hear the sound of something flying through the air. you hear your medic scream to warn you about what's to come before you see him fall flat on the ground with a shotgun blast in his back. you then look to ur side to see what he was talking about, a meat clever is coming straight for you, you turn to your dead friend and say, "I love you!" before your head gets chopped off by the flying guillotine. 15 seconds to respawn

[@teamcybr8375]

@@jockeyfield1954 OK but a rework turning both to pure shit was a bad move too. No I'm not salty about my pro killstreak sandman cleaver and also shortstop, shut up.

[@scarletpandarrow9838]

Yeah, but do you remember the days where unusuals used to drop

[@JeffarryLounder]

You clearly do not remember that version of the sandman at all. Valve made it so you couldn't double jump with that version of the sandman, which was very weird as a balancing choice but it was still arguably broken. Pre-Jungle Inferno sandman, however, wasn't broken at all, and people complaining about it 9 times out of 10 never tried using the weapons themselves. Even back then the sandman on its own was seen as a downgrade because the health penalty would put you below quite a few thresholds meaning you'd get instakilled by more things. Almost no good Scouts used it unless it was paired with the flying guillotine, and even that wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be. So basically Valve stomped the sandman and the cleaver into their graves for no good reason other than Soundsmith fans were angry about it. Sad.

[@planterbox]

Good news! The Pocket Pistol is actually good now! Yeah, it got reworked again. Now it fires faster and gives 3 health back on hit, but the clip size is decreased. Pretty balanced in my opinion (that is, if you can aim).

[@samurailobster6561]

Yeah I love mine

[@jockeyfield1954]

while it's very good in paper and in practice most scouts use it just because someone said it was good and don't realize how to use it, and then there are scouts who know it is good and use it but still try to get 3 hp on that fully charged bodyshotting machina gibus sniper from across the map there's a very small chance that the scout using it knows how to use it properly and i did the math and that's in about 13.7% of all matches you play

[@chuckled125]

@@jockeyfield1954 where did you get your numbers

[@usernametaken017]

Its a mad milk that does damage but instead of recharging you have to reload. And no bad downsides for a secondary, really

[@chuckled125]

@@usernametaken017 no how could they figure out the chance of finding a pocket pistol scout that knows how it works

[@MinecraftAlfaTeam]

"if you use the crit-a-cola, you're a mei maining asshole" Shit i thought these were not supposed to be accurate, i feel called out lmao

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

I dont play Overwatch, but I hear Mei is hated all the time.

[@masterninjamt6497]

I though he said nae naeing

[@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3]

@@user-ow2cs7fb5l imagine phlog pyro but instead of crits you get frozen after taking enough dmg

[@karierainey4435]

Gonna go gouge out my brain. Gonna go kick blizzard entertainment's ass.

[@jacksonlafollette9046]

Same

[@aussieman4791]

"She then ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it ." "That doesn't seem physically possible." "That's what he kept saying." Oh God RVB is good

[@izzycalo9935]

Liam Ryan I love RvB

[@Brokendog-wt4ul]

It was arm nut skull

[@annkipling9157]

Red vs blue is my favourite Netflix series ever (or as I call it REd vs Blu)

[@FireWarrior2013]

@@Brokendog-wt4ul the reference is to a scene in a which a friend of the protagonist was beaten to death with their own skull. Hence the whole "that doesn't seem physically possible." Bit.

[@andreweike3426]

@@annkipling9157 Rooster Teeth Has Some Other Good Stuff Too

[@InfernalBanana]

Idea for a Force-A-Nature name and description: Name: “I fired” Desc.: “...and I missed. Then I fired, and I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. Then I fired, and I missed. Then I got real sad. I sat down and had a popsicle...”

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

Memories

[@fishecake2794]

what meme was that again?

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@fishecake2794 idk but its from gamegrumps

[@InfernalBanana]

Space Cake It’s from Game Grumps. It was from a Nancy Drew point and click game or something. I have no idea which episode it was, or if it was a one-off, but they were slaphappy and the sheriff was talking about trying to shoot a wolf and kept missing, which was the catalyst for that piece of comedic gold.

[@InfernalBanana]

Linus Norby I think it’s in one of his Q&As. If I recall correctly, he’s just loading up empty servers through the developer console using the “map” command, and then he knows the commands to load up bots and give him unlimited HP and ammo. It could also be a custom server he’s on that has bots and gives him the unlimited health and ammo. If you want to do it yourself on an empty server for practice, you can find lists of commands online for whatever you need. It’s isolated to your computer, so you don’t have to worry about random people joining or whatever, and it allows you to use server cheats (“sv_cheats 1” in console), which is what you need on for most of the mods you see.

[@werl_01]

Y’all want some salt? _Ahem_ “Pre-nerf Dead Ringer” _Angry Soundsmith noises_

[@THEBigMunkee]

*unholy soundsmith screams*

[@MemeSlayer982]

My main spy watch is the deadringer I usually combine it with spycicle and diamondback #antipyrocombo4life

[@dakotasan8719]

@@MemeSlayer982 Beats combining it with the Ambassador and Eternal Reward. That's the big "wannabe Meta" combo. I actually ran into a Spy main using that recently, he got maybe two backstabs on me with that before I just started shutting him down at every turn. He was salty.

[@doofatroninfinity3104]

Soundsmith: COMMIIIIIIIE!1!1!!11 COMMIIIIIIIE11!!!!11 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (gunshots) WORLD STAR!

[@monkee8887]

**internal screaming**

[@-.DIO.-]

The Pocket Pistol is now the best secondary in the entirety of Scout's Arsenal

[@baguettiregretti1961]

What's the second best?

[@hevnet]

@@baguettiregretti1961 anything other than bonk atomic punch

[@baguettiregretti1961]

Maybe the winger?

[@ethan5915]

@@baguettiregretti1961 definitely normal pistol, followed by critiacola

[@hevnet]

@@baguettiregretti1961 i mean, the winger gives you height, but at the same time there is the soda popper, force-a-nature and atomizer which give you more jumps

[@The_Meta]

Finally coming back to this 3 years later. I feel like the Sun on a Stick could be amazing if scout had some sort of thing like the milk that could set people on fire. Like a Molotov or something that would fit the scout.

[@burningdusk7861]

A Molotov would fit pretty well cause he's from Boston

[@amiamagi]

Gas Passer exists

[@adambaryliuk3393]

@@amiamagi but you can’t use that as Scout

[@amiamagi]

@@adambaryliuk3393 I know and the Gas Passer does exactly that

[@callmetex6980]

It would be way overpowered cause then it's just free crits

[@Tamagoaway]

8:21 “It’s doesn’t seem very efficient.” “Don’t you mean... e-FISH-ent?”

[@semenprotector2027]

i hate you

[@pureanarchy257]

Hold on *gets knife* ok so where do you live

[@hometimemayhem928]

that’s my comment you fucking comment stealing bitch

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

Dad please stop

[@elysiaherscherrofhuman2508]

E-PHISH-ent.

[@Th3_HP]

8:35 She pulled out Jimmy's skull, then beat him to death it Wait, she beat him to death with his own skull, that doesn't seem physically possible Thats exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

[@odstvlogs]

'THIS DOESN'T SEEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"

[@Th3_HP]

@@odstvlogs Hurk... Blarg

[@nabeelnitro6447]

What's that from?

[@mageboi594]

@@nabeelnitro6447 from rvb go watch it if you haven't

[@CommissarChaotic]

Love that reference

[@Schw1cky]

The wrap assassin is actually really good, you can basically have a weaker guillotine and a secondary weapon

[@Glitchmouse2]

Doesn’t feel as good as bonking someone.

[@planterbox]

10:43 I used the Wrap Assassin for a meme once and actually got a few kills with the ornament’s bleed. I use this weapon religiously now because the ornament is so useful. You’d actually be surprised at the amount of times that i would’ve died without the Wrap Assassin.

[@GDRunny]

My friend uses it because its literally the only other melee he has and he does not know that the damage is a overall downgrade

[@woodenbullets822]

Yea same ay, I use the wrap all the time and I have like 8k hours, imo if is currently the best at least for me. The damage downgrade doesn't matter if ur better at melee then everyone else u play against, it's like flexing and the bleed on pcs on low settings can make it so they can't see at all and can be enough to retreat as some players freak out from bleed affect

[@sticktiamator248]

finally! someone else who uses that thing

[@mrberyyseimith5294]

madmilk + wrap assassin = "holy shit that actually worked?"

[@firespark0774]

Well it’s better than the sandman nowadays.

[@nightspottheidiot8163]

“This doesn’t seem physically possible” was that a rvb quote

[@officialromanhours]

Yes.

[@wave4727]

Yessss omg i thought i was the only one

[@unclejimmy2630]

i wish it were back on netflix

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

The entire unarmed combat part was a rvb reference

[@scarletpandarrow9838]

Yeah, except rvb it was a skull and church explaining it to caboose I think

[@BioTaru]

The worst stereotype of Scouts are : - Scouts that think Sentries, Heavies + Medics cannot counter them. - Scouts that doesn't share teleporters despite the fact they are the most rapid class of the game. - "DOC C'MON MAN! DOC C'MON MAN! DOC C'MON MAN! DOC C'MON MAN! DOC C'MON MAN!"

[@brunocardosodossantos1500]

And Scouts that don't hold for a sec for the Medic to hit a Crossbow Syringe on them

[@madmonkey4750]

Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here Need a dispencer here

[@ARC-8846]

@@madmonkey4750 Engineer: say that again I fucking dare you

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

DOC, C’MON MAN!!!

[@user-fy5sg9rg7d]

Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic!Medic! S h U t t h e f u c k u p

[@IOSIRIS]

I actually use the baby faces blaster because honestly I like to move fast, I used to use the soda popper, and even before that I used the back scatter. For other bfb scouts use the cleaver if you can aim it while you need to run away or use the milk if there’s a billion pyros in a server. Best melee is always the wrap assassin since it can be fired from a range and slowly build up speed, you won’t get kills with this but at least that gibusvision sniper and medic are dead.

[@makyncrakin3254]

Me: gets a 15 killstreak in tf2 with the force a nature while wearing the gibus That one person: 5:15

[@baharabassi3462]

True I killed a P2P person 2 times and he said: died a f2p

[@howtotf2718]

bahar abassi English?

[@baharabassi3462]

How To Tf2 fixed it

[@mariceau]

I renamed my Crit-a-cola "Kick-a-cola" with the description "+50% chance of getting kicked"

[@whatno4055]

I respect you.

[@noob_croissant7436]

That is genius

[@jeremiahjohnson4243]

That is TOO accurate.

[@thelastoofer2131]

MsTrHaus yeah, this is BIG brain time.

[@bugjams]

Go one step further and name it Kick-a-Koala, making any Sniper players instantly hate you.

[@HGStudios217]

8:21 "It doesn't seem very efficient." Wait..... Efficient.... Efishen- WAIT WAS THAT A PUN!??!

[@Moss987]

Was just about to comment that!

[@HGStudios217]

Neet!

[@cerebralcloud92]

Feesh!

[@aaronnguyen4506]

a fish net

[@Spinningbakedgood]

I really FISH more people would notice it

[@junhe7229]

Once in a serious control point match, everybody on my team went scout, used the atomic punch (kill binding to give it to some people who didn't have it) and then rushed the contol point. It actually worked. I wonder what the other team thought when they saw 20 bonk scouts run past them.

[@bigbumgum2771]

April 1 2019 Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol is currently: GOOD Gives +5 hp every hit +15% faster firing speed -15% clip size = 9 bullets

[@speedfan05]

I use it.

[@Loafphy]

Inb4 people die to it say the pocket pistol is a crutch

[@jasonsherman6275]

Finally MY GO2 PISTOL DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BURN LONDON BRIDGE ANYMORE YAY

[@JoshyTheSobble]

Tbh now I feel like it’s an upgrade to the stock pistol (even though I use the Winger in my main loadout) It seems really good

[@filipjelic5920]

@@speedfan05 nice

[@bobbytherandompersonispathetic]

Soundsmith: man i hate the sandman and any stun mechanics Also Soundsmith: always uses holiday punch

[@Lh0000]

To be fair: if you let a HEAVY get that close to you it’s either your fault, in which case bro… it’s the slowest class in the game be thankfully they don’t have the minigun out, or that heavy is a ninja, in which case they deserve that taunt kill, and your team SHOULD let them finish before killing them.

[@John-merman]

@@Lh0000 don’t forget that it also stuns uber players too if they go ninja on them or a random crit

[@JeffarryLounder]

Stun mechanic for Scout was fair given it took skill to use and was not effective at closer ranges. People who act like Scouts using the combo had no skill and were using it as a crutch were coping to all hell and back. That thing was not easy to hit consistently, and if you point to the cleaver combo videos, keep in mind two major things: 1. The video is selectively edited to 100% show all the kills with the combo and not show all the fails with it that likely got said Scout player killed. 2. A lot of the players in the montage videos were standing relatively still, and the ones that weren't took a lot of prediction and precision to hit.

[@yeyo1019]

​@@JeffarryLounder thank the comp players for this one, and really all of the other balance changes that have turned a once great weapon into a completely useless meme that barely anyone uses anymore, I'm not gonna sit here and act like every single nerf has been a bad thing but some shit has only been changed because it's a problem in 6's

[@dsobransingh]

​@@JeffarryLounderyou shouldn't get a free kill from hitting two projectiles, one of which is on a completely defenseless target. wouldn't it be awful to fight if the sandman just oneshot people? because that's essentially the old cleaver combo

[@seanbm39]

god damn that Red vs blue reference

[@sirquacks6128]

AAAHHH THAT DOESNT SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

[@kingoflegendary9691]

Sir Quacks :D

[@imthemaverik]

Sir Quacks that's what he kept saying

[@golemwarrior9923]

yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@oandbproductions8437]

WAFFLE I I know it was great

[@imbadatzombies7964]

Well, look at what happened to the Sandman. I want that funny effect back

[@JeffarryLounder]

Blame Soundsmith fans for spamming Valve about how it was unfun when 90% of them probably never even used it themselves, and only died to it by running in a straight line towards their enemies. That combo took skill to use, and it is a plain insult to act as if Scouts using it were using it as a crutch weapon.

[@pig6293]

​@@JeffarryLounder Well it was a crutch tho. The skill is literally to throw the sandman and boom you stunned someone and you can bleed a guy to half his health with the cleaver. And hey if you say sandman is a projectile and is hard to aim, just get closer.

[@JeffarryLounder]

@@pig6293 "Just get closer." You say that like you have no idea the sandman fairs far worse at close range. Its effective range was mid-range, where it stunned the enemy for a decent-enough time where it became preferable to just using a few good scattergun shots.

[@pig6293]

@@JeffarryLounder The sandman took "skill" to use maybe but really aiming a bit then after the stunlock you just throw the cleaver and a meat shot while the guy is still stunned. You might as well just go sniper if you have this much "skill". Also you should prob stop arguing about this as your "valued super skillful sandman" has been nerfed to the ground

[@nerv6326]

​@@pig6293 flare gun + degreaser pyros:

[@jessechalif2428]

They actually made the pocket pistol really good in a recent update + 5 health on hit 15% faster firing speed But only 9 shots in a clip instead of 12

[@maplemaple1439]

Uh, that update is far from recent.

[@WEndro333]

It's pretty useless now that it doesn't make you immune to fall damage.

[@maplemaple1439]

@@WEndro333 well, some scouts do spray it for free health

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

@@WEndro333 the fall damage was useless due to the fact that you could stop all fall damage by jumping before you land and so it was a useless upside

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

@@WEndro333 the new version is op as hell. Probably the scouts best secondary weapon

[@rnnres4749]

During the bird scout migration the scout who fell on the camera is called Meido - I spent 20 minutes studying that and I do not regret my life choices

[@kofatsu]

Also there was a spy in there.

[@furcornstuu]

Dedication uwu

[@fourteenants]

Yeah but why

[@MommyJenlmao]

Since the stun mechanics were removed from TF2 entirely, I can say the replacement for the the "sandman to cleaver" can be replaced by the "wrap assassin to cleaver" combo

[@michaelthesanta3610]

except the holiday punch

[@kyler_14-10]

I remember when I just installed the game, I thought Scout's speed could outrun Sniper's bullets and i quickly changed my mind after jumping off battlements on 2fort

[@thechosenjuan8776]

4:57 “I’m not saying don’t stop them, but at least let them finish.” Wh-...?

[@mirabile1221]

Let them finish the taunt kill, then kill em.

[@emeraldthepro12nothanksyou85]

It sounded like he was talking about someone masturbating.

[@giganigga3025]

I mean you can tauntkill them back but if you don't have just kill them and use the suicide bind

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

How would you stop a BONK!’ed Scout without an air-blasting flamethrower?

[@mrkitloin]

Back scatter: “scratch that this thing was always shit” *sad minicrit noises*

[@ignika84]

Sadly, despite its cool stats, it still isn’t as powerful as the stock scatter gun. I’m surprised they haven’t tried to rework it

[@tcyier]

@@ignika84 I still like it tbh. Even though I may get less kills than if I were to use the stock the feeling of that 2 mini crit kill makes it up for me.

[@beep6205]

3:15 Friendly Scouts die every year from tryhard abuse. We can stop this together.

[@itsnotpaul8548]

How

[@randommann2821]

Donation your idiot

[@hopper8514]

Lmao

[@IAdmitMyCrime]

8:20 When describing the holy mackerel "It just doesn't seem very ef *fish* ient"

[@skuller5553]

Yeah, I thought about that as well, but I don't think it was intentional.

[@SoldierMan755]

Stop it

[@IAdmitMyCrime]

@@SoldierMan755 Okay

[@bi0hazrd790]

I hate you

[@Tha-mountain]

@@IAdmitMyCrimeno keep it going

[@eurydice84]

Man remember when the sandman was so op in those times

[@GDRunny]

Seriously I got hit by it as heavy and I didn't notice it (i didn't have headphones on at the time.) Till i looked in the bottom right (flawHUD

[@renozz1308]

I still use the sandman because it's fun just hitting the ball on players

[@pufferfishman4203]

Now it’s....... no

[@pauldusenbro7484]

Mann*

[@dylanscheffer915]

black box= my medic girlfriend broke up with me! : (

[@vietnamflashback397]

its a hard knock life

[@TiaraG413]

Tru xD or vice cersa and he wants to be free from them, , to show he can make it without a butt buddy

[@dropkick9547]

Yes.

[@Palosiam124]

black box is like your side gf

[@Salvius.Praetor]

Black box + conch is right after the break up

[@NNinja1255]

I like how the Wrap Assassin became better than the Sandman after the Sandman was nerfed lol

[@Kapin05]

Wait, Spy's Scout's dad... And the Unarmed Combat is your team's colour... Jesus Christ Scout, what have you done?!

[@duanemcleod9443]

Nice profile pic

[@bubby7299]

Red spy is blu scout's dad so it's fine

[@Kapin05]

Duane McLeod Thanks dude! I made it on Sony Sketch, it's a nice lil drawing app for Android and iOS :D

[@Nathan-je2mb]

bubby7299 I think that the Spy is the Scout’s father in general. In the comics, the Red Spy reveals himself as the Red Scout’s father.

[@jkidplays7714]

RED Spy is BLU Scout's dad, not red spy is not red scout's dad

[@EdyneX]

9:01 the last 3 hits are perfectly synced and it just makes me laugh

[@williammcdermott8692]

I think the first three were on point as well

[@300IQPrower]

Boston Basher: “this guy is either a comp player, or totally clueless” Yep, that’s me

[@starscream2.032]

Comp-player? Or clueless?

[@zerstorer4443]

double trouble

[@mitochondria6247]

false, combo it with critacola and you become G O D

[@deanmckellar619]

That old school RvB reference with the Unarmed Combat... I think I just shed a nostalgia tear

[@genericcreator6467]

“Well we all know medics don’t exist in *germany*” No but seriously, the medic in TF2 isn’t heard of in Germany, he litterly doesn’t exist in the Germany.

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

That guy Needs a name why’s that lol?

[@genericcreator6467]

Jedediah Hopkins I think it has something to do with the medic being German and being a insult to the German’s accent.

[@hunteravants7170]

That's because of all the terrible expirements he did and how he lost his license. Medic is not allowed back in Germany anymore

[@nautiulus1088]

Damn, there is Scp 079 containment breach

[@sheeloesreallycool]

It’s because *GERMANY HATES VIOLENCE* And also because they don’t want to be associated with a crazy person.

[@thisguyi3956]

I actually use the Pocket Pistol. Very useful when jumping out at people with the Force-A-Nature. Off cliffs away! I also use the Holy Mackeral. Mostly for the lols, but it also can be used on Spies, so you'll know when they Dead Ringer. In the obituatries, if it doesn't say "FISH KILL!" they're still alive.

[@dudeguy24]

damn... thats some gamesense!

[@thechampdavidgroves3486]

This Guy a scout with some semblance of game sense? I'm concerned and a little proud

[@tyranadoinfernorino8014]

wow

[@TheUndeadslayer221]

Same Reason that I use the weapon (this little tip also applies to the Unarmed Combat, which won't show "Arm Kill" in the obituaries if you "killed" a Dead Ringer spy). Don't look at us like that, I use the whole set not because I hate pyros, I hate Dead Ringer spies even more.

[@Benjamin-jv5iw]

This Guy

[@onnelli]

Looking back on his stereotype for the shortstop, it's actually become untrue, as people use it as a serious weapon in 2020.

[@fraidybat123]

Honestly, even moreso with the Soda Popper. I see SO many Scouts nowadays use it. It’s genuinely kind of good, actually!

[@IOSIRIS]

I use it as a sentry breaker since they are annoying due to my baby faces blaster playstyle

[@pauldusenbro7484]

For some reason, I saw a ton of shortstop scouts for like a month after the fsoas vid came out on it

[@_sillicate]

@@fraidybat123 but the shortstop is a primary not a secondary-

[@fraidybat123]

@@_sillicate …what? What I’m the world are you saying? When did I say it was a Secondary? When did ANYONE say it was a Secondary? Did you even read the comment chain before replying?

[@XSpamDragonX]

I was a BFB scout as a kid and had no idea my terrible lag and broken weapon was what made me not completely useless.

[@meowycat0663]

My first scout melee unlock was sun on a stick

[@beggarsbazooka9517]

STBY

[@THESNEAKYSNEK427]

Ouch

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

A sign of things yet to be

[@DeathDealer_1021]

(Insert bass boosted *OOF* sound here)

[@ferdijohanniskamagi]

Mine is the holy mackarel(or the mackerel)

[@adamo589]

10:33 Scout: *Sees pyro* Oooo I'm coming for you noo... Pyro: *Looks at Scout* Scout: Oh nevermind *Starts running away*

[@personanddoggo5076]

With the unarmed combat, the Red vs Blue refrence made me laugh.

[@somename3424]

i just watched rvb recently and just now realized that it was an rvb reference

[@ginothecrusader9301]

@@somename3424 Same

[@jblazerndrowzy]

@@somename3424Same. Only just binged the entire series months ago before Christmas.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@jblazerndrowzyIt's unfortunate that RT is now nuking the entire series off YT.

[@jblazerndrowzy]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 Definitely. Thank fuck I watched the series when I did. I pity the newer fans that will be completely loss and have no clue where to watch the series without having to pay up some paper.

[@evandugas4070]

11:01 that rare thing just happened where if a scout gets exploded, he has a 1 in 100 chance of spawning Archimedes.

[@El.Gatito.]

6:28 "Unless you're me and you suck at aiming." *B U L L S H I T*

[@anotter321]

Yeah ikr. At least he hits something. I can't hit shit reliably, and then for a last stand I charge injured classes with a crit a cola boosted wrap assassin or stock bat

[@uruburus5203]

three rune blade? more like why is there no katana for my weeb build?

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

WEEB JOKES

[@gustavosimoes281]

I bought one on the market and it was called “HaraKiri”.

[@luminark263]

there is the prinny machete

[@konodioda2712]

Ikr

[@dimitriwarchief301]

5:38 dude imagine if the guy who killed bambis mom used the crit o cola but only with melees

[@flamingt-3411]

Be quiet

[@nihbwqeh]

@@flamingt-3411 bro why u saying quiet it's an comment section stupid

[@flamingt-3411]

@NixNax this man speaks sins beyond compassion

[@nihbwqeh]

@@flamingt-3411 nah nah nah hes saying the language of the gods

[@flamingt-3411]

@NixNax How dare you

[@Small_child_punter]

The more I learn about this game the more FAR OFF these turned out to be. He doesn’t think much of the soda popper, wrap assassin, or atomizer, but they’re one of scouts better weapons.

[@mykneesarebees7242]

8:37 That’s a red vs blue reference The original is She ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it Wait that doesn’t seem physically possible That’s what he kept saying AHHH this doesn’t seem physically possible!!!

[@BazzyBaka]

I remember Red vs Blue. Good times

[@lok4890]

@@BazzyBaka it still exists by the way.

[@BangersNAsh]

I thought I recognized that

[@joebootin5002]

Rest in peace private jimmy

[@pipopoikapelaa5468]

Rip gabooses old voice actor

[@princesscadance197]

8:46 “Ahh, this doesn’t seem physically possible!” “Hey, is someone keeping track of my-“ *Spy scream* *Fish slap sounds*

[@namedelemental]

Guillotine stereotype: this person wants to do ranged damage in medieval mode

[@Slender_Man_186]

Well no, now it’s just ranged Flava-flave along side the Wrap Assassin.

[@competitivedishwasher6579]

"Lost connection to the items server" hits different now

[@AiNaKa]

To explain the force-a-nature strategy:We run up close because that deals the most damage and getting close provides easy aim. If we miss we retreat to avoid death so we can reload due to small clip size. I do follow this stereotype but I'm still good at scout.

[@m.alejandro5676]

AiNaKa Scroll way to down for this. And yes that's the reason.

[@maestronsaucimus1879]

It's sad to see that next to nobody mentioned the RvB reference.

[@couldbeusabaker7532]

“That doesn’t seem physically possible.” “That’s what he kept yeling!” *”THIS DOESN’T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!”*

[@lego007guym8]

I was just thinking that

[@calciumjuice4719]

Isnt the fact that nobody caught it is illegal?

[@sinfulp3459]

Sadly true

[@jasonvoorhees350]

Me too man... me too.

[@odstvlogs]

I appreciate the Red vs Blue joke.

[@wasted1390]

Blu*

[@odstvlogs]

@@wasted1390 *No.*

[@wasted1390]

@@odstvlogs yes

[@odstvlogs]

@@wasted1390 *In the context of this joke, no.*

[@wasted1390]

@@odstvlogs but in the context of tf2, yes

[@MythicBeanProductions]

I just use crit-o-cola to actually deal some damage on the 1 out of 6 shots I hit

[@JeffarryLounder]

The crit o cola was nerfed, and now nobody really uses it anymore, and nobody cries about it anymore. So you're not evil I guess. I still feel like Valve overkilled it. Just remove the speed boost and it would've been balanced. Now using the weapon doesn't give you any sort of advantage other than making yourself an easy target.

[@Virixas_]

At 10:18 when you say medics don't exist in pubs, someone says in chat "yeah my main is medic"

[@sealstealer5007]

Actually, its 10:15

[@cooldiego7]

I actually do main as medic

[@1ben994]

8:20 "[using the holy mackerel] it doesn't seem very efficient" WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN?!

[@redeye6598]

1ben994 It is, but considering he didn't exaggerate fish part, he probably didn't notice

[@rattiedamian8324]

eFISHent

[@videogames-wr2vm]

took me 3 minutes to figure it out

[@JunkoEnoshimaOverlordOfDespair]

Best unintentional pun ever.

[@obi-wankeknobi8413]

something is fishy about that indeed

[@gopnik-0012]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: LazyPurple, SoundSmith, Uncle Dane, and Muselk

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

Gopnik-001 you mean the thee horseman of the apocalypse: LasyPurple, SoundSmith, and Uncle Dane (Muselk sucks now)

[@gopnik-0012]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 I said what I mean and I mean what I say, and what I say is muselk is a legend, a god who will always be remembered as a god amongst TF2 players. No muselk doesn't suck

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

Gopnik-001 he is a legend and he will be remembered as one I might have miss worded what I said but nowadays he’s to loud and annoying

[@gopnik-0012]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 r/Ihadastroke

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

Gopnik-001 what?

[@okay5596]

I once came across this scout in a pub, and he was just in our spawns running around a shed, and had a sun-on-a-stick equipped, and no one could get even CLOSE to him

[@MsDeviantartist]

Soundsmith: does disclaimer at beginning of the episode Almost every one: angrey af

[@watrfall3642]

10:39, Cinima Sins Referance

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

Titan Games ok?

[@watrfall3642]

Seriously look them up

[@sadrat5375]

7:01 Mission Control, we are ready for launch

[@lqu]

11:01 Wow, you got that easter egg. *_N O I C E_*

[@spooky_scary_3239]

The one with medic's birb?

[@Bonk_fighter]

Back scatter it’s basically training wheels. teachers you to always go for The back. and it helps you with your aiming until you’re ready to use the scattergun

[@tehhapp7605]

According to this list I’m the biggest outlier in existence, using a soda popper, cleaver, and batsaber

[@elllllllllliot]

Teh Happy soda popper is fun

[@some_dummyhead9880]

I use the soda popper, (but i barely use it) the crit a cola and a pan (i run in with a crit boosted pan)

[@alytiongson3113]

Valve was just lazy to actually fix the hit box for the scouts with the BFB and I’m angry at valve for this.

[@angrycinnabon2956]

Ah buddy, cheer up... Would some localization files do the trick?

[@MeMyselfAndK]

4:22 Just a note: As a user of this scattergun, and actually having this one be my main scattergun, *you do not always have to be behind the enemy to be effective.* It is *recommended* that you are behind the enemy to get either a 1-shot on light classes OR you get a devastating initiating attack, but head-on at close range, this performs just as good as the BFB without a boost or speed penalty. The main reason I like using this particular scattergun is that you're forced to treat this scattergun as a close-range weapon, and the high damage it does if taken lightly.

[@dekkerdsonsqwud6412]

6:48 holy shit. I remember using that weapon at that time lol. I was new though

[@DistantPeak]

It got buffed at some point and now its good again

[@tedtheawesometf2445]

"It doesn't seem very effishint" I'm on to you.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Anyone with a hale's own sun on a sick is obviously a God amongst men. Or has been playing the game nonstop since 1927

[@winter9348]

Gr3nadgr3gory or is constantly going to idle server

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Gr3nadgr3gory the game came out in 2007 how the fuck

[@davidtodd3809]

Gr3nadgr3gory Yeah, it’d be especially weird cause it doesn’t exist.

[@unoriginalname7798]

Whoosh

[@johnzucc5005]

Or probably just got the rank Hale's Own from a strange farm server.

[@alejandroortiz4772]

I don't know why, but I love how dumb and excited SoundSmith gets when he does the Darth Vader theme. It just puts a big smile on my face

[@stupid2735]

I came to the game after the sandman/cleaver nerf, and I just picked up the cleaver because I loved how it felt to hit with it.

[@teddypicklereichroosevelt]

So, being a scout main I understand all of these stereotypes and I'm not butthurt. A good shortstop scout can bamboozle so many people by unloading a random amount of shots and having the other 2-3 shots to finish you. I genuinely don't hate pyros but I use the mad milk so I can put out teammates and when fighting something like soldier I can heal so I don't get 1 banged. And then my strange festive killstreak holy mackerel with 3000 kills explains itself.

[@andrisa8424]

Im scout main and i understand it too

[@kingsadamas]

Jaksa Games Same here dude

[@serialmemer4263]

As a shortstop scout, this is EXACTLY what I do.

[@nageorgiou2]

Not trying to say all stereotypes are real, but the Back Scatter is viable, especially in competitive. If you can land a back shot on the medic you've effectively cut the team off. It works wonders.

[@userb1x1]

nageorgiou2 same here, it’s great for just demolishing people if you flank.

[@lemonnarc_alt]

STEROTYPES, it means for MOST not all

[@coppa2178]

4:25 I actually met a scout who would go on a streak with the backscatter to the go anywhere would mean being destroyed by this person (he didn't use crit a cola, he used the winger) and was scary to play against

[@vergilonachair4487]

U actually coppa

[@coppa2178]

@@vergilonachair4487 yeah and tf2 is perfect for 5 year olds

[@vergilonachair4487]

NOOO,HOW COULD YOU COPPA

[@pribarros1681]

I hate u coppa

[@thegreatpapyrus5693]

@@coppa2178 i Despise you

[@emirkara2149]

I like how the wrap assasin went to being an discount sandman to an good weapon, and annoying if you use the cleaver with it.

[@StickMaster500]

3:29 Actually, the Baby Face's Blaster is still kinda good. You still run faster than a Medic and when you lose boost, you can easily get it back. People who say that it's a bad weapon or the nerf killed it are people who don't know how to use the weapon properly, it's suppose to be used as a Hit and Run weapon. I still think it needs a slight buff to make it that one bullet doesn't completely deplete your boost, but overall it's still a good weapon.

[@gooierchip]

Ok

[@zurbherd751]

I’m a force a nature scout and that nutshell thing was accurate and funny I love it

[@mrkitloin]

2:48 i can confirm. I use it to shove friendlies into the water on 2fort

[@squidsseeghosts4533]

*shoves heavy man with silly intent

[@blubobbie]

as someone who used to main the force of nature, you got it perfect

[@temi19]

Well before the hype for jumps on the soda popper, it was hype for mini crits. Meaning you could get mini crits just by running in spot for a little bit. Argueably the best version.

[@elprimo3278]

Disciplinary action: 1. The "hurry up pocket medic" weapon 2. Crit machine 3. Tryhard all together team player (no one will read this 😳)

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I read it, and that's pretty much me when I play Soldier. And I kill friendlies.

[@elprimo3278]

Son of Tiamat lol. Omg someone actually found my comment! 😃

[@brotherels]

Riyzuki you forgot *whipping simulator*

[@elprimo3278]

Papa Els 😂

[@flinth.8060]

4. Only whips demomen and is wearing the Rebel Rouser

[@друг-ы5р]

Soundsmith when using a weapon that allows mobility: wow this is shit Soundsmith when using an near identical weapon that allows mobility: I love this

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

8:48 As someone who's owned a Batsaber for about 5 years now, I can say that people who use it usually wear the Southie Shinobi and tend to die a lot going for melee kills in situations where they _really_ shouldn't.