SOUP PHILOSOPHY

words to live by
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[@RoonilWazlibYT]

ok so these clips are not all soup philosophy but i feel like they have the same energy. didnt know what else to title it as. also this is definitely not all soup's little pearls of wisdom so there will probably be a second video

[@SpicyTunaRoll97]

i would LOVE to see a video dedicated to the various SCREAMING soup does another one id also love to see would be a comp of soup getting PISSED

[@chrisgreene5203]

You say all that, but I think you nailed it. I love this video

[@liamtitan5598]

I love when he ends his sentences with “I’ll tell ya what”

[@fatgumthegoat]

and "ya know what I'm sayin' baby"

[@GlideLethal]

I bet you do Liam

[@eshedallah9018]

Nobody asked

[@kxndxck6060]

who asked

[@matthewbain3983]

That’s a full sentence in the south

[@Gibby34340]

"Math is just turn-based combat IRL." Soup really is the greatest thinker of our time.

[@an_-cs6ct]

This guy is literally just a Redneck philosopher💀💀💀

[@zachpeters7899]

babe wake up roonil wazlib uploaded

[@richard96548]

Honey, I need to sleep, you can watch it by yourself

[@albadude1922]

Dad stop cumin wazlip uploaded

[@Kodabear809]

Son you can't keep waking me up during Toyota truck month

[@soupfork7893]

sweetie, you know i need my beauty sleep for the mustard face mask on my balls to work

[@p_o_o_g8139]

This "babe" you're speaking of. Are they in the room with us now?

[@animusswtor4822]

"Real Gs move in silence like Lasagne" such wise words

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

“Bouillon cubes” 🤠

[@IttumXX]

This man is re-creating science and religion all by himself.

[@bonguswungus8405]

my religion is his band

[@an_-cs6ct]

He's just being a Normal everyday Southern Protestant😂

[@floorlessceiling]

As a Southern person I can confirm that everything Soup says about the South is true

[@G1ng3rG4m1ng]

"we fuck our sister's dog's sister" - Soup, probably

[@Alex38369]

As a person I can confirm that everything soup says is true

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

As a soup, I can confirm that everything is true

[@naikosei1585]

As a true I can confirm that soup says everything is southern person

[@doodoofart8551]

@@naikosei1585 Confirm southern everything person that soup a as that true is

[@demilettucee3657]

We need more of Soup's informational moments

[@Goober_77]

The Mustard in the Crack bit got me😂

[@Wineblood]

If god didn't want me to kill my braincells, why did he make Soup?

[@Wineblood]

Tell you hwat

[@chillsurface4499]

Dallas Young, Father of Honky Philosophy

[@ctyoung0271]

I consider myself lucky that I do indeed understand the deaf, dumb, blind pinball wizard one

[@MercuryKurogane]

I recognized it but I just could not figure out why or from where

[@thunderfan145]

​@@MercuryKuroganepinball wizard by the who

[@HereComesWheely]

Yeah xD I was confused how they didn't realise haha

[@tylercox1875]

@@HereComesWheelyyeah I was amazed that nobody got the reference. Mcnasty and dooo must not have been there

[@whomparoo]

SEE ME, FEEL ME

[@luisnicolau9583]

I think we can all agree that after several different trials this channel takes the cake for filling up the void left by sir Sempapi Rick

[@joeycampbell940]

Never understood the love for rick, the comps were poorly put together and bad quality. Then once his channel got big off the goons he tried using that leached attention to copy the goons.

[@luisnicolau9583]

@@joeycampbell940 I do like him because it was his videos what introduced me to the Goons, but yeah I think Roonil is more creative

[@Gibby34340]

@@joeycampbell940 He was just the first big dedicated "compilation channel" for the Goons, now we have several that just put the same clips in different orders. Plus he was literally hired by them, so...

[@ingavarh]

​@@Gibby34340he was hired for them after he had already stopped making the compilations of them as his main thing on his channel they acknowledged him a lot of times before hiring him though

[@RayTheReb08]

Put Theo Von and Soup in a room together and see what mischievous acts will happen

[@xlitallica]

3:47 that’s from a song by The Who and I’m so disappointed that nobody got the reference

[@dawsonbosco8217]

3:46 It always made me sad that nobody got the Pinball Wizard joke.

[@MeefToeSquee]

I cannot figure out the meaning behind it bro

[@loganmorton1543]

@@MeefToeSqueeThe Who’s album Tommy is a concept album about a deaf, dumb, and blind kid. Despite all this, he is godly at playing pinball through means of his remaining senses, thus making him a titular “Pinball Wizard”

[@joshuarutters6945]

i understand it brother i thought i was alone

[@joshuarutters6945]

@meefyoesquee the lyrics are literally “that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays mean mothefucking pinball”

[@haley.1]

the jar of flies anecdote is one of my favorites

[@benjaminrogers0524]

"Cartababat mustard in crack must lick it from the back." My favorite part of the constitution.😂

[@kweep1]

The creativity knows no bounds

[@nephilemx7586]

First thing I hear "plumbing is a myth" as a plumber I don't exist

[@Zyxteen]

Soup has taught me more about life than school. Be a leader just like Soup

[@spazmeister1791]

He’s a Pinball Wizard

[@naivinyl1748]

The Pinball Wizard joke is very good

[@ImJustASchlub]

These are all fucking amazing and I'd completely forgotten about 80% of them. They might not all be honky philosophy, but the vibe is immaculate. 11/10, keep it up.

[@KahosSaint]

Tommy

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

can confirm that Bouillon Cubes DO cause happiness😂

[@TechtodaProductions]

Soup needs to be a pastor of his own religion.

[@blobfish4999]

The best part of 7:57 is that the six string guitar was invented in 1779 Mayonnaise was invented in 1756! Mayonnaise was an instrument before the guitar

[@missgurl1362]

But a guitar isn't the only instrument invented

[@Just_a_Piano_]

@@missgurl1362 well this comment said Mayo was an instrument before the guitar so it still stands

[@albadude1922]

Soup’s Plato’s reincarnation.

[@buch4620]

I hate that they didn’t get that pinball wizard joke💀

[@geoffreygreen7322]

That was a diamond of a joke. Uncultured.

[@raphaeldagamer]

Guitars came before mayonnaise, but mayonnaise came before the modern ukulele.

[@Shabunger]

I just started the video, but I’m really hoping to hear his grandpappy’s wise words about what to do when there’s 2 spiders

[@ctyoung0271]

Good news

[@thesenate4815]

I never see anyone recognize Soup's The Who reference

[@lostlothbrok7156]

Lord Soup has blessed us with this online sermon, let us give thanks with our mountain dew and pinch of Copenhagen longcut 😂😂😂

[@WolfyStudio115]

I didn't even realize soup did this a lot until you posted this, thanks Roonil!

[@Rizzolf_Adler]

Favorite one is “real G’s move in silence like lasagna”

[@cwj2733]

i know it’s kinda specific, but sometimes when soup curses he says something then a curse word like MOTHER SHIT. can you possibly make a comp of wierd curses by him/Goons?

[@samael4550]

‘TheDooo has such a special way with words’ just got uploaded last week, it’s exactly what you’re looking for except it’s just Dooo 😂

[@cwj2733]

@@samael4550 i know, but not just dooo. all of them saying weird shit

[@tylercox1875]

I can’t believe that nobody got the pinball wizard reference

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

Death by snu snu? Nah death by gorilla wanting top

[@Cr1t1calMystic]

I appreciate good compilations thank you for the hard work.

[@Nyquil.Chicken]

3:06 is the funniest shit ever to me and idk why.

[@headless0ptomist198]

So many of these could go on a shirt, I would 100% but a shirt with that beekeeper line on it.

[@chasemishio1781]

I live by Soup's proverbs every day

[@ShiyoWasTaken]

I didn't know I needed this compilation, even have a name for it. Amen mr. Wazlib

[@Grail_Edits]

"call me deaf dumb and blind cuz i sure play a mean pinball" is a reference im really sad none of them got

[@maxparish464]

3:48 soup w joke

[@peteyoung3124]

3:43 I really hate that I get his joke here. I was expecting a Hellen Keller joke, not a Pinball Wizard one 😂

[@psyched3lictoad240]

That pinball wizard reference made my day

[@arteckjay6537]

Skodin Spoodis

[@LonelyRothschild]

I cannot stop watching this we need a part 2

[@ShiftyWolf117]

Soup is the new Jesus and nobody can change my mind.

[@Nasuto1702]

Soups mind is a beautiful place

[@humankale9634]

Thanks, Roonil. I needed this today, brother

[@JaredR1996]

I needed this wisdom to get me through the day

[@krimn3ll]

9:49 Lets gooo

[@willow-wingsalt9442]

Just want to bookmark my favorite moment at 0:20 :) i love the indian voice bits

[@prodlockwood]

babe wake up new Roonil Wazlib soup vid

[@ThenameisNiels]

a picture is worth a thousand words, and so is a thousand words

[@SpikeTheLucario]

this video made my iq change by 80 points, i just can't tell in which direction

[@viaetveritasetvita4227]

Why not both?

[@joekim9790]

I saw this comment a while ago and I would like to bring it to light again. Please do “GSupps will kill you” moments from podcasts.

[@RoonilWazlibYT]

I would like for you to actually take a look at my channel

[@jaylf]

Soup is a preacher, and his videos are his sermons. And lord, I am doing my service.

[@DoctorBubba55]

Soup is one of the wisest Americans I’ve ever heard! I’d quote homie like the Bible on fakebook if my family wasn’t on there. Then again I sometimes block them from some posts. I just don’t want them to think I’m a homophobe or into politics. I just ain’t about that life and don’t think Dallas is but he’s funny as fuck with it

[@jonathanjones3512]

I’m pissed no one understood the pinball wizard quote

[@dillonjones8540]

That mustard in the crack bit is one of my favorites gets me moist every time🥵

[@sco.crysis7553]

@4.22 mcnasty is right as a christian i like that joke

[@LonelyRothschild]

This is a beautiful edit you gotta do more edits like you did this one

[@themobileguy7767]

"Real G move in silence like lasagna"

[@tannerbaker8207]

At 3:49 it’s a reference to pinball wizard by the who

[@leeduke9518]

Holy shit really I decided to watch this again on its 1 year birthday

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

There's gotta be some reason for my two hands

[@lwdrd]

soup is a prodigy, a gift from the aliens

[@Sydistic]

First clip explains why my uncle was so adamant about installing our new bidet

[@janputz4157]

The way this poet phisolophises

[@Supsonic234]

5:25 favorite

[@mattbunky]

Ngl a soup “ohkay” or “noOo” complication would slap

[@ShadeTavish]

13:02 I love that this gave me the mental image of Soup naked except for his hat in a coffin ass up

[@kweep1]

3:47 I finally understand the reference

[@theblueeyeddevil7461]

5:27 I was waiting for an andrew tate joke :(

[@seabass819]

Soup talks in cooked

[@samueljacobson470]

I cant believe no one understood the Pinball Wizard reference

[@xioliy]

I gained something for this eye opening video A smile And brain damage

[@subjectc7505]

Elder Soup is gonna be interesting

[@someone9457]

Southern heaven finna be lit

[@StrangeNative69]

WOO!!! Just in time for lunch

[@anshsharma4131]

1:10 Based Yumi

[@vantagecontrol3549]

homie you have to make a compilation of soups indian accent. deadass would super comment for that shit man!!

[@vantagecontrol3549]

ill pay anyway 😭

[@thurmanyahboi]

PLUMBERS COME

[@krusader9508]

المادة 2، ب7، 1-أ من الدستور تقول "خردل الخردل في الشق يجب أن يلعقه من الخلف"

[@sunrhoa3958]

9:56 blarg transformers

[@raphaeldagamer]

By Soup's philosophy, I am validly able to say that incest is weird. I would not breastfeed. Even as a baby, I was picky.

[@Sy-vs5kw]

I'm blessed

[@DrEagle1776]

Ny life guide

[@krapture]

Ive never seen the moby huge behind blarg before 😂😂

[@nuttman3708]

12,823 cal in a baby

[@icy4761]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[@Archangels_righthandboi]

7:24 The oldest recorded evidence of musical instruments dates back thousands of years ago. Now, when was mayo made?

[@truhanfangirl]

3:46 Pinball Wizard

[@psyched3lictoad240]

The fact they didn’t get that pinball wizard reference is sad to me 😔

[@antbruni18k]

We need Goons Gorilla moments.

[@joshuarutters6945]

i love how nobody understands the TenaciousD joke

[@Shivermaw]

I've found my new religion