South Park Best Moments | Dark Humor, Funny Moments, Offensive Jokes | Part 9

[@theactualwhea]

Butters is onto something with sitting on the toilet the other way

[@Liverpool24393]

i was starting to agree

[@cheseborger]

wait a damn minute

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

But the shelf is for the cleaning sprays

[@KyloBedo-]

@@West_Coast_Mainlinebutters has to sit that way….. hes hung like a horse

[@garrickragon1232]

Absolutely 😂

[@GayFishYe]

"I'M SO SICK OF THIS FUCKIN SKEEEEEEWL!"

[@random__joe]

There's a bro I work with and his name is Kenny, and whenever I say his name I always say it kinda high pitched like Cartman

[@lifeisgood420365]

I had a friend called Kyle and always used to say ​like cartman 50% of the time, and the other 50% like llamas in hats (watch the first 2 or 3 if you haven't lol) @@random__joe

[@dragossarban8972]

Me too 😭

[@wereallthinkingit9389]

😆

[@sstaners1234]

“I’m hung like a horse.” 🤣

[@joeleboeuf]

4:41 He wasn't kidding, either.

[@dancingdan1994]

South park never old just aging like fine wine 🍷 lol

[@captaindevilhawk9586]

6:26 “I would never kill somebody… not unless they piss me off.” 😅

[@theteahasbeenspilled]

MANS DID NOT COMPARE LIANE TO HITLER 😂💀

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

"Tweek, would you be comfortable with the prospect of me checking out your chocolate starfish ?"

[@anonymousperson2363]

0:59 How is he able to inject himself without hesitation but he runs and squeals like a pig when he doesn’t want to have his shots

[@danclink533]

Because it’s to fuck with Kyle.

[@METAK188]

Two different things. One is getting IN and one is givong OUT. 😉

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

Hes doing it to himself which is easier, like tickling yourself vs being tickled

[@wereallthinkingit9389]

The beauty of cartoons

[@NiSiochainGanSaoirse]

It's fiction dude...

[@ReallyBillyBoggs]

3:05 i can relate to kenny's excitement here lol

[@Nonsensicl]

what

[@ReallyBillyBoggs]

@@Nonsensicl he learned his girlfriend was a hoe so he didnt need to dance around the bs to get what he actually wanted n i have been there in the past lol the muffled "woohooo" xD

[@dylan7612]

6:20 this scene got me dying laughing 🤣 🤣

[@RedRattheGod]

same

[@lifeisgood420365]

Such a classic lmao... Did they re-release these or something, the quality on that scene is crazy, it must be from like season 2 or 3 or something.... Or maybe it was always this good and it was just me watching it on my old ass knock off VHS tapes from the market? Lmao

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

I think cartman deserves everything that happens in the fixed future

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

Deserves yes, but better if hes happy and kyle is sad, way funnier and in line with his character

[@Sawyer-e6x]

​@@somebodyoncetoldme4640Yea 100%

[@Makeitmakesense2025]

Cartman wins in the movie

[@scottjohnson3903]

0:59 so when it comes to revenge Cartman is fine with needles

[@iamhida493]

13.7 inches 😂

[@xx_pyr0]

Not even realistic irl much less in south park considering 2.4 is considered long

[@lotts2674]

There’s literally a kid called Dogpoo Petuski in their class 😂 it’s on the board, two names down from Tweek 1:24

[@rodnisunn936]

Its that kid who wears a brown patched sweater with some dogpoo on his face. I think it's Kenny's brother

[@echolot]

These would be much better chronologically

[@护]

these are so funny

[@offensivecartoon]

Hope you enjoyed !

[@MarkerAndMore]

I did

[@joeleboeuf]

​@@offensivecartoon 4:42 Damn, Butters wasn't kidding. He _is_ hung like a horse. (No homo.)

[@ilovefaelin101]

"little boy are you sure you havent tooken it up the hoo-hoo just once or twice?" IM DYINGGGG

[@darrentoffan4216]

This is supposed to be about offensive jokes, yet at 4:15 they cut the part where cartman says something about Hitler being awesome, so he wouldn't kill him.. i guess whoever made this was too offended to include that part..

[@KyloBedo-]

copyright purposes, he clips it out so you dont get good quality , so its not copyright infringement

[@NoOneEverWas]

Stan's grandpa is me every time I speak to a therapist.

[@rogeliofelix13]

They literally had cartman half of Kyle size

[@Michael-tc2nr]

6:00, nah butters is actually onto something

[@devaughnewards4048]

2:40

[@theawesomomario]

You can't forget the Mickey Mouse scene from S13 E1.

[@harkish]

Poor Eric, he has a lot to deal with.

[@g.m.c1154]

2:42 THAT SON A OF BI

[@terencehamilton241]

Thank fuck for South Park!

[@furbeez]

7:03 chat, is it gay to kill your grandpa?

[@LouDavo-o6g]

13.7 inches 😂😂😂😂

[@SteveBrownRocks2023]

The Grandpa can’t even get anybody to help him…….

[@WHO_EGO]

*EVERYONE HE SURVIVED HE POSTED A TIKTOK AFTER THE FLOOD TO SEE THE DAMAGE*

[@wereallthinkingit9389]

So south park is offensive now??? I'm sorry, i thought this was America! I thought this...murica!

[@BadOG0810]

6:07 “oh butters……”

[@bloodynoob8033]

13.7in. Lol

[@yFraqgr]

5:59 he's got a point

[@hamishdunbar5836]

Can anyone please tell me .. Do the teathers have DNA on them so u know that it is them that's doing it or someone else ? Or not that smrt

[@arcticwolf907]

bro why is the volume so quiet

[@Idontwantolive-cz2ze]

At 6 minutes butters makes a good point, might have to try it out

[@jamesdobson1547]

Oh boy oh boy thank you

[@cbttrainee5961]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarkerAndMore]

This first clip is from tmi

[@karop2]

Graciosos, cual obsesivos, ustedes son un bolita de algodón jajaja😂😂😂😂

[@thomasjohnson6665]

They’re off the f;:/ing rails 😂😂😄😆☺️🤣

[@corey-bird3489]

Can Paramount pay ME a zillion dollars for being a jerk too?

[@TheRealJBMcMunn]

Not if you're giving it away for free.

[@Craig-j2e]

Real adult comedy. Unlike Hazbin Hotel

[@LeveyHere]

Lol

[@marvinacklin792]

Hung like a horse

[@zoetrent2500]

Funny then and still funny now.

[@jussikankinen9409]

Trump is cartman

[@joeg5414]

volume too low

[@karop2]

Ofensivos *

[@Shin0bi_]

bad work on the volume

[@jalapenochips2408]

look for the volume up button should be on the side of your phone 🥰

[@Doonkough]

Realy ¿ are schools this way These days ?

[@SherpaAkagi3752]

This is the shittiest show ever

[@Alexzander-e6k]

wrong

[@tylerbiggs8136]

Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior Forever✝️❤️

[@Railfan8287]

😂😂😂

[@No.1StendyShipper]

I’m a satanist

[@ricstormwolf]

Me too 🤘

[@ricstormwolf]

Keep it in church, moron

[@chhdtelhwi-ik9pc]

​@@No.1StendyShipper💀💀

[@Tyler-ib5ko]

What's the age rating for this video on KZbin Because the video contains strong language violence sexual content Drugs Offensive language And adult humour and isn't suitable for Younger children

[@Paulcvids]

South Park isn’t for kids, dear.

[@pinktutulove]

Did Mommy cook you a pea casserole tonight, Timmy? Did Mommy tuck you into bed FFS?

[@kyzor-sosay6087]

Depends on the parents.

[@keramzytowymocarz7104]

I ❤ Cartman