South Park - Mysterion

S13E2 - The Coon

[@zeronova1484]

I swear, the only reason Kenny went to brood on the same roof was solely because he wanted to mess with Cartman.

[@moniqueperkinsmp]

True.

[@kinglegault]

More than likely yeah

[@AtypicalStart]

No he actually wants to protect people you see this in poor kid

[@stevenrowan9244]

@@AtypicalStart Yeah, but he purposely goes on that specific roof to piss off Cartman because he hates him. I can't say I blame him though.

[@xbroxsubzero1564]

Dude facts,he hates cartman, but also feels sorry for him. Why he left his his Sony PSP.

[@dassnek4728]

I still find it funny that this guy also dressed as a princess

[@michaelcollins2030]

And is a official Japanese Princess

[@ncvaaa]

QUIT JUDGING THIS MANS

[@ncvaaa]

sToP bUllyiNg mE

[@pairot01]

KENNY-CHAN KAWAII PRINCESSUUUUUUUUU

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

Joaquin Pirotto nice pfp

[@williamckinley]

"I'm _not_ Eric Cartman and he is _not_ fat." LMAOOO

[@trulyjustayoutubeguy]

i decided to reply to a 1 year old comment

[@williamckinley]

@@trulyjustayoutubeguy thanks it was lonely

[@trulyjustayoutubeguy]

@@williamckinley i was originally gonna say that i read this comment right when that part played.

[@williamckinley]

@@trulyjustayoutubeguy now is your chance

[@Pharoax]

@@trulyjustayoutubeguy I decided to reply to a 11 month old comment

[@twistedwonderlandfreak5810]

"I really don't care who you are." *"oH AlRiGHt kAHl-"*

[@ericcartman1012]

It’s actually kAhL

[@twistedwonderlandfreak5810]

@@ericcartman1012 Y A S K A H LLL but it's actually. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KAHL- NO WHAT DID YOU SAY!? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!? SHUT THE FUCK UP KAHL

[@ericcartman1012]

Xx_ZoeyDraws_xX nice

[@williamckinley]

kyAhL

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Cartmans ego took quite a beating in this episode

[@KingGhidorah5464]

It amuses me to no end how bad Cartman is at this.

[@th3rasave]

Which is funny, cuz he could actually pose a real threat to society if he decided to become Profesor Chaos And Butters could've been an effective hero if he had mint berry crunch's powers

[@NO-1-U-NO]

No kidding. He considers himself (The Coon) to be a Superhero when, in reality, he’s nothing more but a Supervillain.

[@parkerboy795]

@@NO-1-U-NO Exactly. He sucks at being a hero, but is effective as a villain.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

The first time you see this ep its pretty funny then the more you see it the funnier it gets. The Dark Knight is so serious it just makes the parody that much better

[@greenderp]

love it when he explains his powers of not being able to die to his friends, and they just immediately forget the next day XD

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

That's essentially a side effect of his powers isn't it? He can die and be reborn but no one remembers that he had died?

[@kennymccormick8906]

Wow

[@dragosanders4234]

And then he shot himself to force his friends to remember

[@impulseelectrobrine1259]

@@dragosanders4234 they didn’t

[@impulseelectrobrine1259]

He did

[@-Radical.Ed-]

Man, South Park creators NAILED it with Kenny as Mysterion! He is better than most "serious" superheroes franchises and it did wonders to his character too!

[@naenaemarie6250]

Kenny makes THE best superhero in the hero franchise of South Park 😘

[@DeltaDubs89]

Because he's the only one with an actual superpower. Immortality.

[@moniqueperkinsmp]

Where is he in the MCU?

[@DeltaDubs89]

Yup

[@kevinowens9581]

@@DeltaDubs89 mintberry crunch

[@DeltaDubs89]

@@kevinowens9581 that ending was bullshit.

[@Crescentknight8189]

This is the real plot to Batman v Superman.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

Batman v Batman

[@shwheat6315]

Fatass vs immortal

[@kittygeeked]

batman vs wolverine

[@JacobExCraze]

I like how Kenny fits with the vigilante role perfectly.

[@kyngtrashmouthyt9374]

Yo when kenny says in his Mysterion voice “nuh uhh”😂

[@SpiderWolf3145]

KYAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO HANDSOME!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@mr.sirman8052]

@@SpiderWolf3145 He’s like 10

[@Crapper_keeper]

@@SpiderWolf3145 uh that’s a little weird

[@alexf9381]

@@Crapper_keeper Very weird. Apparently there are a bunch of people like that person you replied to, who sexualize the characters on this show, characters who are depicted as CHILDREN. They try to push the sick idea of Stan and Kyle as secret lovers. Their characters are literally children in the 4th grade of school... Those people need serious mental help.

[@Crapper_keeper]

@@alexf9381 my point exactly

[@gavinpatton2272]

I wish I knew mysterions true identity cause he sounds cool

[@lontreymcmillian7836]

It's my boy Kenny

[@lontreymcmillian7836]

That's who Mystrion is Kenny

[@gavinpatton2272]

Lontrey Mcmillian WAIT IT IS OH JEEZ I THOUGHT KENNY WAS MY FRIEND AND WOULD HAVE TOLD ME

[@lontreymcmillian7836]

@@gavinpatton2272 He would have told you don't worry Butters.

[@gavinpatton2272]

Lontrey Mcmillian I THINK I KNOW WHAT TWEEK FEELS LIKE NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Allyspill]

One dislike? Must be Cartman

[@gomi_chow]

He made 26 alt accounts to dislike the video

[@jman430]

GOMiCHOω now 31

[@MariahBxnny]

@Sukeban Deka Saki Sanobashi lol

[@MrMolina10000]

Too bad we can’t see it anymore😭😭

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

You know how the show killed off Kenny for a season before spontaneously bringing him back? What if Mysterion was his return instead of just showing up? Imagine the hype that would have been.

[@Plastofam]

It wouldn't make "sense" (if that counts here) Kenny got his powers before he turned into Mysterion

[@th3rasave]

@@Plastofam it also would've made for a good red herring, as Kenny would've been even less likely to be him (it did seem kind of obvious who he was, since Cartman listed off every friend EXCEPT him)

[@cathal_account9815]

@@th3rasave he actually did guess it was Kenny at one point, just not in this scene.

[@naturalist4life396]

That would've been cool.

[@Jartopia]

Kenny gets his revenge after years of being picked on for being poor.😂

[@berserker9883]

1:35 I love how he pats him away

[@Your_Weirdo.029]

Lol

[@auxilium5378]

Maybe the real Mysterion was the friends we made along the way.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

I mean...technically yeah

[@A-Dubs398]

Kenny is smartest, coolest, and most underrated on the show.

[@luchasilux8703]

I’m sorry Cartman buttttt Kenny’s better at being the guardian hero the town needs than you are.

[@pzb1017]

In the second one Cartman becomes friends with Cthulu

[@NicoUnken]

Cartman really needs to embrace being a villain, he would be a hella force to be reckoned with if he did that

[@pzb1017]

Grand Wizard King I think it was the Second or Third Superheroes episode

[@allwatchsomeshitpost]

I should be the Angel the town needs! Mysterion sucks!

[@luchasilux8703]

Eric Cartman (looks intense) oh really, I have a giant list of proof why you can’t be. murders, psychological damage, assaults, abuse, racisms, assaults, treasons. I can go on if you’d like.

[@BranJohn98]

Imagine if Kenny just splatted when he hit the ground and woke up in bed He leapt off the roof just to be dramatic

[@th3rasave]

Eh, Batman does that all the time and he's only human. I'm sure Kenny's fine! Right Kenny? Kenny: *decomposing*

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

0:38 Mysterion is the hero the WORLD needs.

[@oliverboi1734]

I like how when cartmen is asking him who he is he just keeps pushing his hands away 😂😂

[@gamelovar8891]

Nothing is better than when this man says, "I'm seriously!" Hehehehehee

[@UCorps23]

Is that Kenny as Mysterion in his first 2009 South Park episode appearance with cartman?

[@sp3438]

yes it is j kao you are correct

[@fhageran]

Mysterion is my fav superhero ever! Perfect 💜

[@Gamers_eye.]

Kenny’s not mysterion Mysterion is Kenny Wait.....

[@kennymccormickorsomething6956]

I'm myself.

[@some1241]

My braincells pain

[@ncvaaa]

stop giving me a headache-

[@idkwhattoputt384]

Dumbass (sorry)

[@kennymccormick8906]

One of us can be Princess Kenny but I call dibs on Mysterion!

[@LordZula]

I like how he assumes it’s Stan once he gets outsmarted.

[@vetarlittorf1807]

But why? He knows Kyle is just as smart as Stan.

[@LordZula]

@@vetarlittorf1807 Because Mysterion made it obvious that he wasn’t Kyle, he was also calm, which fits Stan more.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Everyone jocks Mysterion for no fuckin reason he never does anything helpful you can imagine how pissed Cartman would be

[@LordZula]

@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 That’s the joke. He’s doing exactly what Cartman was doing but people take him seriously.

[@krmiistudios2479]

Kenny’s a pro at being a super hero

[@Noratcat]

This scene was just so perfect, I mean Cartman is giving this heroic monologue, and then Kenny comes in and totally messes it up. I am so glad they decided to make Mysterion Kenny. Kenny is probably my favorite South Park character. I mean he started out as a living prop but then later developed his own identity. It's shame that he stopped being Mysterion in the Return of Covid special. I mean it's understandable he grew out of playing a superhero, but I think it would have been awesome if he used his fortune and research to fund a side crime-fighting career.

[@Ilovehamburger005]

i have a mysterion hoodie that i like to wear to walmart at 12- 3am

[@TheAustin1]

I needed that thank you it's obviously not any of the characters it's Kenny

[@marcinsiwek737]

Mysterion would be a better batman than bruce wayne

[@NO-1-U-NO]

After making the boys give a “sock bath” to Kenny, I honestly don’t blame him for messing with Cartman like that. It’s completely justified for Kenny to get back at Cartman for all the terrible shits he had done to him.

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

"I assume you're Eric Cartman; because you're fat." Cartman: O__o.... No! Ò∆Ó

[@GachaAngelsOfficial]

Kenny is truly Mysterion.

[@trashlord3436]

Kenny is always been the coolest.

[@timezoneiiichickenisaveget9745]

Thank you, this is kewl

[@louispeterson4144]

It's obviously Kenny

[@cordyceps7531]

How is it obvious

[@meowmeow3532]

1:07 XD

[@katyanaa]

Love the juxtaposition lol- “The city is a dying whore, but she’s still my city” vs “I’m an angel keeping watch over the city at night” Kenny ✨

[@alanaheiman3478]

I find it funny how Cartman mistakes Kenny as Craig,Kyle,Stan,and Clyde

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

He would eventually get to Token and Timmy if there was enough time

[@carolinebergin4633]

It’s still so wild to me that Kenny’s superhero alter ego can speak so clearly and differently. How often do we get that?

[@startheangel9760]

It was obvious he was Kenny

[@cordyceps7531]

How

[@startheangel9760]

@@cordyceps7531 The hood and being mysterious something Kenny is well known for, he almost died by being pushed over by Professor Chaos. Kenny has shown to die easily even by laughing to hard

[@m.g.9468]

That scene is really funny in German, because the used Darknight Batman's voice actor for mysterion.

[@OnePunchYume]

"I'm seriously, I'll sue you!" 😆

[@dennisjansson6239]

1:09 Mysterion/Kenny are such a fatcist. 🤣

[@Victoria-uz2co]

“This city is a dying whore.” Yeah that’s pretty much South Park

[@Kingofthepeople]

Mysterion sounds, act, and looks like the dark knight!

[@Pepsi_Man_Max]

Mysterion is un-ironically cool

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

Yep

[@Monolmao]

"I cannot just Sit here a-" "Who the hell is that?" "Who the hell are you?" Lol.

[@emboarepic]

1:35-1:39 I like how he moves his arm

[@Flamincactus]

Little did he know, it was Kenny.

[@simonjack9699]

Kenny the ultimate badass

[@olivia1519]

Dude Mysterion is the coolest superhero ever

[@mayafudgeshy5298]

I lost it when he thought he was Craig 😂

[@SouthParkFanboy-ip6ns]

Is this Mysterion first appearance

[@Allyspill]

Yes and his identity was a still a secret even at the end of the episode

[@randalltv5894]

1:07 good one mysterion.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

I wanted to be in the franchise, but Cartman told me I was too weird to be a superhero. Edit: if this doesn’t make sense it’s because I use to have a Kevin stoley profile picture 👽

[@P1kavo]

F

[@Movin2DBiit]

i can't help but feel like this is a jab at every kid in south park looking the same, to the point it's a mystery on who's who if you just cover their hair and change their clothes. he literally could be Craig, or Stan, or even Butters. they all have the same frame and facial structure, wearing a cowl and cape with question marks would literally make anyone look like Mysterion,

[@organconsumer2008]

Finally, kewl

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

The Coon meeting South Park's greatest hero and his worst enemy.

[@buildingtimeo]

I'm the only hero EVERYONE needs

[@hudjacob]

If you listen closely the background music kind of sounds like the dark knight trilogy's soundtrack

[@sashascool]

i like the little pause cartman made after kenny called him fat

[@DoodleRatz]

the more i look at mysterion the more he looks like batman to me

[@deoxys3869]

For some reason whenever mysterion talks, I always imagine Batman saying his lines but with Kevin Conroys voice

[@emboarepic]

He’s the greatest toon alive

[@princess_sqpph1re]

and kenny is actually an angel 😔

[@Abanndon]

Bro really thought that was craig but Craig's voice is not that deep 😂

[@alexk9642]

i mean his voice is deeper than the rest, but more in a nasally way

[@hoodieproxy1086]

Every time I see this video and hear cartman say "I'm sue you" I find myself thinking "and take what money the boy is poor"

[@ezxv]

why’d the “go home” make me giggle a little bit💀

[@YOUsamisan]

I’ve always thought when I first saw him that Mysterion’s mask was a shadow that his hood was making since his hair wasn’t showing

[@themalcahtwinz4743]

Even after seeing him lift it, I can only see the shadow

[@joselynneroberts]

Yeah same

[@tomedy_official]

Only the real eric cartman will say he's not fat. Tgat gave it away

[@montanaleo2005]

The look on Eric’s face when Kenny calls him Fat

[@leehyun6513]

Wow, Kenny finally talks without muffling here.

[@soniareyes4064]

Kenny is Mysterion

[@320speed]

Mysterion is just another reason on why I Love Kenny.

[@alliferSN]

Mysterion o melhor super herói

[@emboarepic]

Kenny McCormick as Mysterion

[@_.Jayden04]

Wish I knew who mysterion was he’s probably so rich and cool

[@e.t926]

Kenny

[@averageman4873]

@@e.t926 dumbass

[@Rousella]

You're not wrong on the cool part

[@soniareyes4064]

I love Kenny

[@raccitacci2488]

No no, Craig's superhero name is even dumber. *ˢᵘᵘᵖᵉʳ ᶜʳᵃᵃⁱⁱᵍ!*

[@Addalynn-gf5wi]

Baby, there’s a new character

[@new_account154]

mysterion edits be wildin

[@elchompi12rewind27]

Kenny is the best as Mysterion

[@emboarepic]

1:34-1:40 He was pushing him back

[@RinLockhart]

The mysterion saga really got to my core.

[@flower_girl4983]

Can they bring mysterion back please

[@Ubritoons96]

OK, so for a bit of context for those who haven’t seen the episode, in the context of this story, Mysteron’s identity is intentionally vague. He’s not supposed to be any specific character yet at least in this specific plot. Who he is eventually revealed to be though does make sense if you pay attention to this gimmick of both his identity and (more importantly) “face” being hidden.

[@jimmynuetron4677]

Lmao

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

1:10 Mysterion hides his secret identity way better than you, Cartman!

[@Randomtv19645]

0:46 1:10 0:20 1:28 1:00 1:34 1:38 1:08

[@legolassoslab5233]

Kenny “I assume you must B cartman beccause your fat” Me “so eric is the only fat kid in the school? What about Larry and Clyde? Clyde “stop Calling me fatt goddamit”

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

So funny

[@superstarultra28]

He's like if Riddler and Batman had a kid together.

[@abidrahman9591]

Mysterion reminds me of Batman

[@Zenardo]

Kyle hates Eric Cartman. Are you saying you're Eric Cartman?

[@TheZenThug]

Godammit, Stan is that you?

[@vengeance3996]

mysterion South Park version of batman

[@emboarepic]

Hes so wonderful Hes such a little boy

[@Johndoe-ve5hf]

Wow batman and moon knight