ASMR | Hypothetical Neighborhood Gossip 3-22-2022 (Soft Spoken)

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[@novaland444]

I hypothetically love that you allegedly use these words wrong. Theoretically. Possibly.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

People nitpicked it, so naturally I do it all the time now.

[@christina_96]

Your son’s hypothetical way of dealing with Tripp was GENIUS!! 😂 I would be so hypothetically proud!

[@hannahjuliette5432]

Mary, I haven’t even started this video yet, but I just wanted to say how much I appreciate and love you and your videos. I’m a mid twenties woman, graduated universiry and now living by myself in the big scary world! Sometimes I feel lonely or get anxiety thinking about the uncertainty of my life at the moment, but I watch your videos and I always feel better! I love how honest and genuine you are and tbh I see you as a bit of a role model (especially as you have said you have dealt with things that I have in the past). Thank you so much for your hard work, I came for the ASMR but stayed for YOU!! 💕

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw, thank you so much! 😊 ❤️

[@jazminjaquez3873]

Aw 🥺 you got the world in your hands baby you got this 💪🏼

[@mrs.b3439]

“He was literally a clown, that was his job” I don’t know why but that made me laugh so hard 😂

[@chelsevmvrie]

I went to highschool with a girl who auditioned for a show on MTV, she made the first round and was on live television when she stated that her goal was to go to clown school to become a clown…. Idk why but this reminded me of that 😂😂😂

[@NikkiBell10]

People may get angry at you for using hypothetically and allegedly wrong. But, my mom and I use apparently for everything - even when we know it's happening. "Apparently it's raining."

[@prokath7447]

This is relaxing AND entertaining. Props to your older son for that move with the speaker, had me laugh in bed. "I don't think so !" ... What a mad lad !

[@jenniferscheuren2960]

I love these videos. When you bought your house it was an inspiration to me as a single woman. I bought my first house shortly after.

[@Carolina_Cheesehead]

Congratulations! That’s not an easy feat.

[@juliennedesjardins5383]

Wow!

[@Ktd1013]

I am convinced that The Dudes In Trucks are some sort of real life X-Files organization and those holes are alien crash sites. 👽🛸

[@Chrispy_thee_Critter]

LOL! I keep thinking the same thing or that the Dudes ARE the aliens and they’re doing experiments in Mary’s area. 👷🏻🕳🛻🚐🚚👽✌🏻🛸🤔😂

[@annrahe1056]

“Itchy and Scratchy” 😐😂 (“I’m not one to judge….well yes I am.”) I adore the heck out of you! LOL!!!!

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

man this episode had an all star line up. all of the characters have been out recently!

[@psychologynerd23]

I was just Diagnosed with PTSD and sometimes the only thing that can calm me down are your videos. Thank you for the relaxation, the distraction, and the hope. 💕

[@kittylynne607]

I love these so much, Mary. Sometimes my anxiety is so bad, ASMR videos can't hold my attention. But these do! I love listening to people tell stories the way you do.😊 Hypothetically.

[@kileannonhoward840]

Mary, you bring me back to the best parts of my Southern upbringing. I live in Kansas now and these videos make me feel like I'm reconnecting with my roots. 💕

[@shanonyoung6914]

Thats hilarious that your son played the frozen song and barney! Sounds like he got your sense of humor which is amazing!! Sounds like the lady who spray paints her house has some issues!!! Love this video so much!

[@clara8058]

"Trip Fontaine", the highschool guy 😄

[@katevand]

i can not confirm or deny i listened to this video.

[@hannsolo8]

These videos are my absolute favorite...along with the yearly KZbin anniversary biscuitville vlogs...roleplays...Christmas wrappings... antique store walk throughs. You don't make it easy to choose just one 🤣👏 but really, I love these ones. You look absolutely GORG♡

[@juliennedesjardins5383]

We had someone pretend to be the gas company. Said he needed to look at our hot water tank in the basement. Turned out he was selling those. He pulled the screen door out of my husband’s hand and said “I’m coming in.” 👀 Long story short, he did not come in 😂🙃

[@autumnskye]

These videos always make me feel less alone in the insanity that is homeownership. Thank you.

[@MistyBlueLights]

I'm allegedly very excited for this 😂

[@sheasbricks]

Oh these are my absolute FAVORITE! Thank you for always uploading such great content! I’m going to cook dinner for my two girls and listen to this! Have a great evening Mary 🤍

[@sethgrant7775]

Whenever I have a terrible day at work I always know I can count on Mary 🥰 thank you for the amazing content!

[@PaperDolly86]

Please, Ms. Mary, could we have an ice cream truck update? I’m bursting with curiosity about the truck, the spray paint artist, and the rest of the funky bunch. 🙏

[@elielliso]

This is your best gossip video yet. Masterpiece.

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

“The HOA Lady” had me ROLLING. Good gracious almighty, I can’t even.

[@emmajane9986]

Yesss! I’ve been so looking forward to the next instalment of this 😂

[@jimmyraye5693]

This is my favorite kind of video that you make. It's funny,it's interesting and very much relaxing🙂

[@ceamean]

I love how I fall asleep to most your videos so I can come and watch them again. Your channel is like a safe haven for my homeless soul.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Wow, thank you!

[@adammyers1182]

Yes yes yes you’ve just made my day thank you sooooo much. I love these ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@beautifullifeasmr4350]

I watch these videos while I'm cooking like I'm listening to a friend! It's like when my grandma used to watch "her stories" - also, that black shirt is darling!

[@roserunner5504]

Original Scratchy!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have literally the BEST stories!!!!!!!

[@Lizziekbeezee]

I’m on bed rest in late stage of pregnancy and your videos are getting me through!!!! ❤ Thank you for everything you post and all the time you take to “chat” with those of us who don’t get out a lot these days!! 😊

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@sarka4727]

"She is always so *door closes* quiet" theoretically hypothetically. Lol.

[@samanthacaley5409]

I love everything you do, but these are my absolute favorite videos! I always end up falling asleep the first time I watch, and then I have to come back to finish cause I need to know what's going on in the neighborhood!

[@hails699]

Love your neighbourhood gossip videos . Love some “hypothetical “ drama

[@JustPaperASMR]

Haha. I'd so burn my house down with some do-it-yourself solar panels. I've been quiet for awhile, so, Hi Mary! 😘

[@HAVENWELLE]

I love the hypothetical neighborhood gossip! Thanks for sharing.

[@emptynestasmr5599]

I've been listening to your neighborhood gossip playlist which got me thinking about things. Rooster? Vroom vroom bike? Men in trucks? 😂 Love these updates.

[@mandycobbin482]

Yes I have been waiting for another neighbor update!!!! Thank you! You made my day!

[@marshmallows5641]

OMG the dudes in trucks are back! 👀 Tripp's alleged TikToks sound hilarious.

[@cassiepeckham]

I hope someone finds the videos… hypothetically of course 😂

[@ash.handle]

Every video you put up becomes my new favorite. I'm so happy to have found your channel!!! 🥰

[@MrBoston987]

Oh Mary, Trip sounds like a real catch! Nice car and nice truck and no rent to pay! Scoop him up before he’s off the market! /s

[@haleytice]

That's the thing about warmer weather. It brings EVERYONE out. ugh. lol

[@cathyblock6197]

I loved the clown story & followed your telling of those adventures when I first heard them.

[@themaddiecommittee]

these are my favorite videos of yours, Mary! you posted this at the perfect time. my marriage is ending at i’ll be divorced at 24, so i’m very grateful for the neighborhood gossip distraction :’) you make my day a little brighter. thank you as always.

[@lydialaub5475]

Good luck with it all and take good care.

[@messylifewithnikki8408]

Mary this is what we love ❤❤❤ thank you for all you do

[@robbarber6975]

Every time you drop one of these I am like a kid on Christmas

[@mjasmrtingles]

I have been WAITING for this! I love it!

[@Jessd0288]

Please keep us updated on 'Big Worm' and his Ice Cream Truck 🤣😭

[@kalvineldridge]

Miss Margaret sounds absolutely adorable.

[@starkrazi]

You could write a book about your neighborhood!!!

[@zenseed75]

That color looks amazing on you. So, looking forward to this one. Thanks.

[@cleoivory5617]

I was so happy to see another neighbourhood gossip video, i love these so much

[@bobbybibbleboston1918]

Mary you look beautiful!🌸 Thanks for the videos as always 😊

[@AmarielTheGrey]

I have been looking forward to this update for weeks!! Thank you Mary!!

[@abbierose92]

Omg I LOVE these!! Yay!! The weather will hopefully keep these coming! 😂 - oh how I wish I knew Tripp’s tik tok 🤣🤣

[@spencerallegra]

If anyone happens to find Tripp’s tiktok please please please post a link!!

[@mz3588]

Hypothetically, Dudes in trucks and Spray Paint Lady are my favorite storylines 🚚 🎨

[@annamendelev640]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "the lady with issues" Thats an understatement.

[@pig2428]

Oh my these are hypothetically, my absolute favorite videos!!

[@maywilliams-sales344]

YEEEESSSS! The gossip is back! These are my absolute favorite 🤩 thank you Mary!

[@clareelizabeth]

Noo! I’ll never sleep now, I have to pay attention. But so looking forward to it 😁

[@tokyomxa]

GOINNGGG TO COURT FOR FUNKOOO POPSS THESE NEIGHBORSSSS😂❤

[@becausehiddles]

Omggg I did not see the (alleged) Scratchy 1.0 twist coming 😲

[@FknAlexx]

"Well I'm not one to judge ,but, okay well yes I am" sameeeeee girl, that's why we here 🤣

[@iKristin04]

I need to sleep, but I always have to finish these videos because they’re my favorite 😂

[@Staceycbw]

You look really pretty today. Love your channel. Keep up the good work. 💕

[@amaya3968]

you’re honestly so pretty omg

[@ceamean]

I fucking love your son 🤣 When people are loud in the corridors of my building talking on the phone, I open the door and play crazy frog on full blast with my phone.

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

I never realized that gossip was so relaxing

[@whitneymarchan8380]

My favorite videos, but I just can’t believe some of these stories are real 😆🤣…Either way the neighborhood gossip is the best! Mary you are you an excellent story teller!

[@garnetbelskamper5495]

Settled in for a nice night filled with gossip. Hope everyone is having a great night 🌙

[@Naomeme]

I love these SO much. Your acting is fantastic, we can't tell if you made any up or not!

[@kabukitrolldoll382]

itchy and scratchy took me OUT 😭😂😂😂

[@PrincessSamantha029]

Your theoretical neighborhood gossip gives me life!!

[@kayleypagio921]

Omg I have missed these!!!

[@missMediaChick]

Destroying your own property out of spite. 😄 Oh shit! It's 1:30am and I just got to the part about your son blasting Let It Go out his window....I just laughed so loudly, guaranteed I woke a neighbor up. 🤣 I think I'd better finish this video tomorrow. 🤭

[@travisp7788]

i will never miss one of these they are the best!

[@ORiordanJennifer17]

These are my all time favourite videos to watch ❤ Just in time for bed aswell timing couldn't be more perfect 😁

[@clarissamarie4605]

What a crazy story about the neighbor wow. Wonder if Marky Mark will take me for a ride in his Tesla

[@stephaniepink6085]

Thanks for your video it got me all the way through the drive home today. I listened not watched. And I sat there and said aloud I really am wondering about the dudes with trucks. I'm also real interested in the return of scratchy. I feel like by watching your vlog channel I might get some early scoop. Thanks 👍

[@Lytah84]

The dudes in trucks saga is the best conspiracy theory story. Construction (or standing around looking at a hole in the ground) shouldn't be strange but they sure are making it sound strange.💜

[@jensmith5994]

Knowing your creative abilities with all of your characters and everything, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if all of these neighbors were made up!! :)

[@Smiles63010]

My momma always says being cheap is expensive. It’ll cost you down the line 🤷🏾‍♀️.

[@lesleystewart214]

Love the neighbourhood gossip!

[@cassandraweaver3339]

You're the only one that can put me to sleep

[@mayamendoza4312]

someone play that sound that goes "I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE , TURN IT UP"

[@carig7378]

So funny!!! I love your channel... the best!!!

[@HannahB0515]

oh my gosh i didn’t realize how long it’d been since i last watched one of these videos im so excited!

[@cessily89]

Love this look on you Mary. The makeup and cut of that top with the earrings .. very cute !

[@beccahunt6127]

I would've stolen that sign in the middle of the night... 😈

[@ACGNikki]

These are the best... lol And a full update - nice!! 😁

[@entirelyourownworld]

YOU HAVE BLESSED US! 57 minutes! Omg 😁😁😁

[@anthonydemauri4095]

Lmao I love that you pointed out that you know you use them wrong, after the second time I saw one of these videos I realized what you were doing and the comments made me laugh

[@805Coastal]

Anything that is attached to the structure of the building requires a building permit and an inspection. You might think about doing a Community Service announcement letting people know who the sellers of these Solar Panels are. I mean, you know, supposedly, and allegedly, you know, like if they even exist. Theoretically speaking that is. 😉😜😉

[@kingavracz]

Hi Mary! You are such a great story teller! You be great at doing audiobooks. Your voice is so gentle and pleasant to hear. 😊 I have a sign that says “No soliciting” under my mail box but they still leave flyers. I got a hand written letter from a Jehovah witness! 😑

[@alexlin9565]

After they wrote me twice, they called me on the phone. When I asked how they got my cell phone number, they lied and said the phone book. When I pressed them for the truth, they hung up. Really, I’m going to go to a church of liars?? SMH.

[@asmrcarly_b8253]

Mary, have you done a Q & A before? I’d love it if you would. Kind of give us a chance to get to know you better. Without given too much away of course. 😊 Love your videos and your creativity!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I've actually done several. If you check my channel for old live streams and Q & A, you'll find them. :)

[@asmrcarly_b8253]

@@SouthernASMRSounds sounds good!

[@asmr-n-texas1128]

Playin' with my money is like playin' with my emotions! 🤣

[@ruthanncaldwell7935]

Always love all you're videos ms mary