Southpark (Sarcastaball) - NFL Head trauma & Baking Imaginary Cake

[@Dachief54]

Butters, you are too pure for this world.

[@pseudorealityisreal]

@GBProductions84 With purity

[@timjones3893]

@GBProductions84 "Do you know what I am saying?" 😂

[@johnrodgers8457]

@@timjones3893 "Yes I do know know what you are saying ."

[@BlorpisJoopy]

Ummm professor chaos????

[@BlorpisJoopy]

Alexandre Gosselin kinda like when butters set up a corporation in his name dedicated to making chaos, and got mark zuckerbergs personal protection so he could continue it, with as little resistance as possible. Do you remember the name of the Corp?

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

the way he smiles when he pulls out the imaginary cake

[@OLBastholm]

Or loaf of bread.

[@Buffnerd1915]

I wish women would look at me the same way he looked at his cake / bread.

[@AngelIsland88]

@@Buffnerd1915 Or lasagna

[@hunnylemonfilms107]

I think it’s a quiche.

[@tdrxy]

@@OLBastholm but he definitely thinks he s baking something

[@RyanKevinHollar]

“To see if there really is any direct correlation between football and head trauma....” Sums up roger goodell’s entire run as commissioner.....

[@djmars1983]

That's why I believe that Rodger Goodell is probably going to go by the wayside or they could probably try to keep them on

[@Rockhound6165]

He's about to get renewed.

[@bigcat47]

Yeah not sure if that's meant to be a cake or ..perhaps a loaf of bread , but he definetly thinks hes baking something

[@haberak3310]

The only thing getting baked is him

[@baileyroddog]

Haberak haha me too

[@ok5618]

Wow its almost as if we didn't just hear the video say that!

[@plokijum]

Or it could be a brownie!

[@uncleesmentalhealthnetwork6339]

probably baking some brownies

[@DavidLeeNelson]

“That’s right butters.” 🤣😂

[@matthewchandler7845]

Got me too!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chegadesuade]

Another example of Southpark being the best and most insightful satire in this country today.

[@MrSlanderer]

Imaginary baker guy has the funniest expression....

[@robertfortier2136]

*I think he didn't burn it so he's happy. Good for him. For some men, it's difficult to bake imaginary food.* 😆

[@Drixenol86]

Dunno if I should laugh or cry.

[@baby4x]

Fhuck Yu bruh i bet a good portion of em have some sort of CTE, except most of the symptoms don’t show until it’s too late. there are people put into football as kids and i’m not saying it’s a bad thing but it’s not the safest thing for your child. my friend who plays in college atm has had 10 concussions from when he was a kid to that point and he even questioned about college football because of his health but he did it anyways. why do you think some nfl players end up going broke or get addicted to drugs or pain killers?

[@chetoschemasalmeronherrera3003]

Dunno? What is that shit?

[@spacecore94]

You can do both

[@sk8I3orda4life]

Why would you cry?

[@Drixenol86]

John Smith because of the football players being brain damaged.

[@danoakess]

Shout out Aaron Rodgers

[@Becky_Honkington]

Stop it

[@RichA-ep6gc]

Affirm

[@ryelor123]

He was baking a pie. A cherry pie I believe

[@PatrickVazquezP0P3]

Dude u suffer from head trauma or something? It was clearly apple pie

[@rivver56]

I'm getting a, like a... sort of a rhubarb-y feel? Like a light rhubarb. Maybe closer to a blackberry? Definitely in that area, though.

[@PatrickVazquezP0P3]

@@aMolleTargate studying for my PhD in football

[@PatrickVazquezP0P3]

@UCkBFq5o2dOfA4z5FKPFHvJg they just added the option to headbutt a foam wall but they dock some points

[@J_Braz_]

He was baking a tv dinner. A hungry man fried chicken with a chocolate brownie .... Mmmm

[@gmanrowe]

I LOVE SARCASTABALL, IT’S SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN FOOTBALL!!!

[@cypher787]

WOO! NICE JOB CEE LO! GOOD TO SEE YOU ON TV SOME MORE! YEAH! I 'M A BIG FAN OF ALL OF YOUR HIT SONG!

[@Tigerman1138]

Tgaud82 “Now when you say that...are you being sarcastic in that you don’t really like it?”

[@harrycrosswell2844]

"That's right butters"

[@marrsbar3007]

“.. and we’re waiting to see if there is really any direct correlation between football and head trauma.” Lmao

[@EihanderTv]

Back here again for Aaron Rodgers

[@Zana205]

This episode has aged like fine wine

[@reallysmallguy3871]

South park do great making light about of serious siturations and it brings your attention to the issue

[@MikeJones-qn1gz]

Its funny because if you watch football you see shit like this where a guy takes a big hit, they pull him off the field and then he does some weird shit off to the side before somebody tells him to go sit down for abit XD Edit: Damn this really pissed alot of football fans off XD

[@calebkuti7897]

Hehe

[@teneesh3376]

It's also kinda sad. Even some ex nfl players are telling people not to play nfl because of concussions

[@yeahbutontheotherhand]

Really? I never watched football

[@ricoterrentino]

Cant say Ive ever seen that to be honest. Do you have any examples?

[@hatsandhoodies7108]

@@ricoterrentino yea never seen that either. Any examples

[@alexg5706]

It was nice of the coach to help Jackson drive off of the field

[@Glitchfaction]

Man hit him so hard he started looking for his keys😂

[@r3tr0actiongamer24]

Aaron Rodgers sent me here

[@kcbros1515]

"That's right butters" lol😂

[@kingpin6989]

Man, that Mike Tafdil guy was REALLY enjoying that baked good.

[@ali6ism]

Omg ive never seen this one before lol. He looked so proud of whatever he thought he was baking, so hilariously wholesome

[@AreYouFNQRAZII]

Everybody gone be back😂

[@yarddawg6151]

The player's name was "Artoneous Jackson" 🤣🤣

[@ryans.6273]

@Jttyler777 he's white and it sounds like a black name? My best guess

[@Pauly421]

Martonius Jackson

[@nachc6459]

🤣😂

[@robertmiles1603]

by the shape of his hands im pretty sure it was actually a pie. not a comment on the subject matter, just wat i think the hallucinatory food was supposed to be

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

I figured it was lasagna

[@anjuzhang5555]

beatrix the great I’m not sure if it’s lasagna based on the way he kind of smelled it after pulling it out

[@eLiFILMSinc]

The fucking way Randy is either standing or on the edge of the couch had me dying

[@ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

Randy Marsh is every NFL fan.

[@robertsloan9284]

This is America!

[@andrewwinslow9315]

The Algorithm recommends this after the Browns beat the Broncos with their backup QB and neither running back.

[@mrraven7445]

Was looking for this 😂

[@marlom7882]

Last year I took a communications class where we had a chance to present whatever we wanted. One guy a sports player made awareness of the injuries particularly around the head trauma of American football players. Ever since then this episode has me thinking about this episode in a whole different light.

[@Rockhound6165]

It's football not patty cake. Big men running at top speed knocking into each other. Can't imagine anyone getting hurt. 🙄

[@marlom7882]

@@Rockhound6165 I never realized how severe it was though dick head

[@shawnyfin]

Roger Goodell is the reason I havent watched a single down since 2017. And I live in Pittsburgh - it's not like you can just blow off your Sunday, like in Cleveland.

[@nono-pi6pw]

That and the steelers are trash and can't win a playoff game so i wouldn't want to watch ben rapistburger either

[@shawnyfin]

@@nono-pi6pw ...dude, if that is supposed to insult me, haha, you got the wrong guy.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nono-pi6pw]

@@shawnyfin it's sarcasm

[@shawnyfin]

@@nono-pi6pw ..unless you actually are a steelers guy, then it isnt.. ✌🤣

[@lauravturner]

Tragically real.

[@biggsweaty]

0:00 I was satiated right then and there "Martonious Jackson"

[@buterassassin1952]

Explain

[@backflipsaresweet]

"Waiting to see if there's really any direct correlation between football and head trauma"😂😂 Can't believe how true this was or still would be

[@thomasorilley5478]

I was never a big fan of this episode, but the first 2 min of this episode is amazing! haha

[@kyleboyles9563]

Football is like sarcastaball now

[@vivawarrior8397]

That's right butters 🤣🤣

[@hamboba4434]

Fuck it! it's a fucking field goal!

[@wiseboomin]

This episode aged well 😂😂😅

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

High school rugby in Australia in the 2000s after a couple of deaths was - "Er, try not to do that. Hitting head is bad so have fun".

[@elnumbrotres]

The color commentator’s eyes made this scene

[@cloudstrife206]

I laughed my ass off at this... and then I felt bad 🙁

[@Anonymous-wy5dc]

I mean it could be worse beats riding an imaginary bicycle

[@thepylonperspective]

Perfect interpretation of Roger Goodell…

[@amjajko]

10 fucking years ago. they predicted this shit 10 fucking years ago and now here we are

[@Ricky19821]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are no longer comedians, they are prophets

[@halcyonramirez6469]

200lbs dudes tackling each other head on and concussion people are surprised about concussions? *sarcastic surprise meme

[@Bismuth00]

I don't think its that people are surprised as much as the NFL was hiding how much brain damage players are getting in their careers.

[@peacebuddha96]

This is 9 years old and the issue is STILL not handled well

[@tonygriffin3464]

Ya gotta do the cooking by the book.

[@Chowdzz8494]

Literally Antonio brown today 😂

[@myster5y]

That’s right butters lol

[@phil2180]

Years later flacco asked for a waiter

[@marcoantino2920]

Football is really a "are you not entertained" deal

[@Yyyyyy5]

People should be more concerned that the NFL isn’t real and that it’s Licensed as sports entertainment like the WWF.

[@BigCarris_53_64]

That was a great HIT!

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

I ran cross country and track instead of playing football. Good thing too because I didn't want to risk the health issues.

[@squidgaurd6927]

just you know paper mache knees i guess

[@heyy2332]

Depends what position you play

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

@Jake Hayley Do you know how many lives that sport has ruined? Why do you think people like Calvin Johnson dont watch football anymore? Their are way too many injuries involved. One wrong move and you might not be able to walk ever again. On another note how long do you think the average player stays in the sport before retiring or being kick out for no longer being good? Less than 10 years. Hell some of them be lucky enough to play 5. Had guy who I went to school with get into the NFL and he only lasted 4 years. He mainly played special teams for the Vikings but he had suffered a cuncussion, 2 back injuries and a torn acl. He is still suffering from the back injuries even today.

[@pirate772009]

I like how Goodell calls him Dan when I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be Jon Gruden lol

[@ccsdawg3927]

South Park is goated

[@SlackJawJack]

Mahomes face after that hit tonight reminded me of this.

[@streetvybzswag1.067]

sometimes I act like butters just shaking off insults and being positive and it really does both piss off and impress my friends

[@magsteel9891]

This is brilliant

[@amigosXcorrespondenc]

Omg I remember this episode was great. I need to see it again haha

[@joesmoe4778]

“Interesting satistics” 😂 and the shit eating grin while ignoring the head trauma issue

[@DukeDudeson]

I’m not sure if it’s sad or funny how the old retired black NFL player looks so happy with whatever he “baked”.

[@ernestroybal]

And basketball and baseball and high-school/college too

[@Nuka0420]

Honestly I was Butters growing up. I just decided to play along or flat out ignore the insults and alike

[@Amdraz]

That's right Butters.

[@OutgrownThings]

This is so true, too. People always trying to connect football to long-term issues associated with head trauma. It’s like, yeah, no shit, the purpose of the sport is to be bigger and stronger than another person so you can successfully physically assault them lmao

[@rapidvetD]

Well it is true, and in this ep SP makes fun of NFL denying the link of cte to football

[@rftulie]

The connection has already been made, quite scientifically. There is a whole lab in Boston dedicated to examining the brains of dead football players. The truth is that as a society, we love football, specifically its collision aspects, so much that we're willing to pay good money to watch guys get smacked in the head so badly that their brains get messed up on a permanent basis.

[@00chla50]

@@rftulie But people are willing to get paid to get smacked in the head. At least now they truly know the risks and can make an informed choice when deciding their career choices. Well...except for college athletes. Those guys get screwed over pretty hard.

[@ohbogey]

🤣😂🤣 facts, the only thing missing is...clubs. 3 per team.

[@Phantom19913]

@@00chla50 but you can still fix the game to reduce these types of injuries

[@Pattyy_G]

I know about this all Tua well

[@kiddynamite1991]

"That's right Butters."

[@johnnybravo6923]

Didn’t back in early 2000’s there were football players who get hit hard and some guy running down and bring a pie and they would smell it and they get up after that? I remember seeing that when I was 5-6

[@katyanaa]

After watching this ep, I started reading up legit sources to find out more about it. As a ravens fan who grew up with an amazing dad that live and breathed football, it sucks to find out that 110/111 brains they examined have CTE. Not even just at the professional level either, they did a test on college players that didn’t even go professional, and 94% of them have it. Sports are dangerous. Cars are dangerous, but we drive anyway- but it really gets you thinking, can we really be okay with supporting young men playing football when the risk of permanent brain damage is 50%.

[@bcubed72]

Well, okay, but what percentage of average males who live a somewhat adventurous life have CTE upon death? It's a new diagnosis; maybe it's way more common than we thought!

[@clawabidingcitizen]

Adventurous? Getting repeatedly tackled and concussed several time a year isn't adventurous, it's chronic brain injury. What other activity results in this? Besides boxing, for obvious reasons. Chronic brain trauma isn't a normal part of an adventurous lifestyle.

[@bcubed72]

@@clawabidingcitizen You clearly failed to comprehend what I wrote. Heck maybe YOU have CTE?

[@terrybird993]

tbh, CTE can vary is severity... from being little forgetful all the way to becoming a paranoid psychopath thats needs to murder his friends and family... so... CTE is really easy to get... also, like every single european footballer or anyone that plays football(soccer in NA) has CTE from impact with the ball using their head.

[@videohistory722]

Oh really? You think playing football means there's a 50% chance of getting a permanently brain injury? I'm fascinated. Please, tell me more.

[@bigtommy9715]

I like how the announcers are just their normal voices

[@bsegovia23]

They should add Herschel Walker in there. The guy cannot out a sentence together.

[@wades9327]

Dude was so out of it when he turned around his number changed from 28 to 9.

[@BlueVelvet116]

Sarcastaball is legitimately better than American football. Then again, what isn't?

[@hidalgosbulliesdanes8156]

Dam south park told us about Tua before it happened

[@tampenismall2195]

Damn Carmen you savage

[@Sterlingx11]

I love how Martonius Jackson is white lol

[@thomaspayne6866]

oh my god that's so funny he started driving hahaha

[@bigl5343]

That was a good hit though.

[@fantilldeath528trajectory]

That was targeting lead with the crown of the helmet

[@NotTheWheel]

Now football is just advanced catching.

[@gefagnis]

That shit is fucking hilarious

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Trinston was here.

[@anonymouspyramids6192]

Thats right butters

[@fullbarneystinsoness]

I’d go to any Thai massage parlour that Butters works in

[@timothyhart4502]

Hol up

[@fullbarneystinsoness]

LUMPYTHREAT yes?

[@dr-wn9xc]

Hes just a boy

[@fullbarneystinsoness]

dr yeah.... and he sucks 😏

[@fullbarneystinsoness]

LUMPYTHREAT nothing that I can’t make right with a massage from Butters

[@d540vamartin9]

Too bad this was foreshadowing real life and now we all watch the real sarcastiball. And its fuckin great. Its soo good without all that super entertaining head trauma.

[@robertkennelly1338]

I'm so glad you like it, we were so worried that you wouldn't be entertained

[@justjosh-_-3589]

Ts is too funny

[@maxkrause5393]

That’s right butters

[@callmeshaggy5166]

Oh look it's Danny Jones today

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Eric tells me I should work at a Thai Massage Parlour, Because I’m so go at sucking.🤣

[@vickperez65]

South park predicted this

[@shocktrauma85]

Herschel Walker in a nutshell. Emphasis on the nut part.

[@jessewang9753]

Let’s go Rudy 👏

[@sirreality9811]

Butters: Eric tells me I should work at a massage parlor since Im so good at sucking Cartman: That's right Butters. 🤣

[@BigErnMcCracken777]

Yeah....pretty much exactly what it is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alecduquette7500]

The hell is up with the eyes on the announcer at the far right when the video ends

[@taylorleach9638]

Is that Mr. Derp

[@iFkNxLegend]

Probably an ex nfl player

[@legstitchedtigerftw2455]

Cameron Ghani Belqis Dominick

[@cake6420]

"Martonius"

[@BeaverChainsaw]

Ah yes american football, the sport that was almost banned in america because of its death rates!

[@kpeezy776]

Nah you wrong

[@rapid13]

More people die of boredom watching soccer than will ever die playing football...

[@nawab256]

@@rapid13 More people watch soccer than american football I mean hand egg.

[@rapid13]

@@nawab256 And there are more cockroaches than humans. What's your point?

[@1972vulture]

@@nawab256 "hand egg" lol!

[@typhoon5150]

I love how some of them actually walk and the rest just hop around

[@rstreet5537]

South park is so deadly just for the fuck of it

[@LearnAboutFlow]

Good thing Butters didn't take that Thai massage parlor job - Covid would have put him out of business.