Random Arma3 Bullshittery (part 5)

[@PotholedAxe9985]

Imagine getting saved by a squad of elite soldiers.... and then one of them gets all excited and starts showing you around a construction site.

[@amz7828]

It would either be like "That's the worst torture I ever experienced. Bring me back to the terrorists" or "You saved my life, so I owe you big time. Show me that digger" and theres nothing in between

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@amz7828 Balance, as everything should ne

[@shadowhunter1429]

@@amz7828 Or "COOL A DIGGER!"... a third option where the person getting saved is basically just as excited as the digger loving soldier

[@broster9211]

That sounds like the start of a fanfic

[@shadowhunter1429]

@@broster9211 ... Now I see it... Thanks for pointing that out

[@hanheupers1543]

“Might be mines in this area.” *explosion in the distance*

[@p_eabean]

*THREE DEATHS*

[@ryancasey4038]

"No, NO, DON'T!" -4 deaths

[@grayon5955]

@@ryancasey4038 ONE ONE HAS BEEN ENGAGED BY BM- *Dead*

[@ShadowIsatis]

Goes as far as showing you the smoke in the distance.

[@RumcajsRozbojnik88]

5:37 for You lazy fucks :P

[@justjustus7406]

It's weird how Nevil is actually saying normal sentences but just butchered to hell

[@whatintheworld6413]

@@Randus1058 holy n evil

[@DonnaPinciot]

@@whatintheworld6413 He will forever remain Holy Nevil in my heart.

[@whatintheworld6413]

@@DonnaPinciot FAK YOU

[@funnyandclevername5599]

They have been calling him that sence Dayz

[@TimmyTheTimeTraveler]

Dipa Abraham you bith

[@BlackManiac94]

9:22 the most innocent voice ever

[@leppyleppy6210]

I love that scene. Womble fucks up, calls his fuck up, everyone survives, cute „I’m alive“ in the distance.

[@katiejaneh8562]

Im the 666th like

[@rodger3352]

Haha :)

[@microTrash28]

That’s Pondweed for you.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

It's pondweed.

[@castelo799]

I love how his editing is absolutely flawless

[@knightgabrielguanzon7613]

Alex Castelo he edits frame by frame

[@lesstalking3007]

Or just uses After Effects.

[@juspraim5891]

Less Talking No, it’s frame by frame and he moved the labeling and subtitles incrementally with each frame to track the heads, bullets, or whatever.

[@SkollTheWerewolf]

"I wouldn't recommend shooting at me." Your gun goes "pew pew" but my gun goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

[@innocentapostle9029]

Neon Lights the fucking best

[@HadrixEvonGlory]

All hail the GAU-8 Avenger

[@leznitskysokolovproduction5380]

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* *Ded*

[@TheTaylorhorton]

I laughed my ass off

[@NoCokeOnlyIce]

Neon Lights The gun goes brrrrrrrt

[@willstromquist2775]

"There might be mines in the area" *boom*

[@No-Name0087]

"Jesus, ist just you and me Aizen?" "Didn't we have more?" "WE HAD LIKE TWELVE GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWELVE GUYS WHO WERE IN OUR SQUAD?!?!" That's pretty much how that went down.

[@TimDaCorgi]

Will Stromquist lol

[@Pellimori]

NO DON'T- *blam*

[@ricksam6927]

Laugh so hard at this

[@klintchinayog4087]

No Name by

[@JasonKoolz]

"I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing" Cyanide makes a really good social-distancing advocator

[@frelted6744]

i think we should be allowed to pepper spray people who come close to us.

[@thetky_clan666]

Just lob a grenade at them.

[@frelted6744]

@@thetky_clan666 you seem to misunderstand, im concerned about people coming close to ME, so throwing a grenade at those people is very unlikely to be a good thing, im all for like at a crowded gathering, but people that are close to me just arent people i want to explode.

[@thetky_clan666]

@@frelted6744 Kamekaze when Necessary, especially if they refuse to listen.

[@frelted6744]

@@thetky_clan666 as someone who is very selfish i dont think ill be doing that, but i fully support you in your future endeavors.

[@SovietWomble]

Special thanks to the *NoPryl of Norway* clan for letting us repeatedly hijack their Arma 3 server. Sorry about the smell. Also whatever you do...do not open the pilot side storage compartment in the second chinook. And if you do...Cyanide was the one who took a shit in there. I had nothing to do with it. We'd get our own server of course, but we're ZF. And therefore too fucking: incompetent, lazy, inattentive, high, absorbent, stain-resistant, sleepy (pick two).

[@toothy4736]

They are nice. Like Harambe. rip

[@joshgard4495]

Fucking bunch of freeloaders

[@illiasCat]

Question, soviet, i love you, will you marry me?

[@jannypooh]

you are awesome !! :)

[@Tommy1marg]

yeap my monthly dose of bullshit* has arrived cheers man!

[@lolhappy9286]

7:15 will always be my favourite

[@willyframadhan]

Perfectly cut scream

[@morganpriest7726]

Completely bloody useless AAAAAHHHHHH

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Same

[@MarinaraSauce.]

Same

[@sircommander27]

Lmao perfectly cut screams

[@brendandonovan7115]

the guy that can't speak English has me in tears

[@brendandonovan7115]

go to 8:14

[@YesYes-yq5qo]

+Brendan Donovan reminds me of caboose from redvblue

[@brendandonovan7115]

+MartinGe_De idk he sounds Balkan or aisan

[@metalheadsrb2214]

Asian. Don't bring balkans to this, we can speak it :D!

[@brendandonovan7115]

+MetalHeadSRB it's just the accent sounded pretty close not saying the Balkans are bad

[@holycheburek6298]

I literally searched "f*** you, Cyanide" and found this. Lmao. I'm glad that it actually worked.

[@yondabigman4668]

Yeah, that actually works

[@thefadingone89]

To be honest that search could have given you any of his videos.

[@blacck0ut177]

Gonna be honest I really want to eat your profile picture

[@twitch42069]

That works, bruh.

[@trla6505]

I look for "your gun goes pew pew..."

[@Owangatang]

"have been alerted of your pre..preprepre......THE'YRE COMING" im fucking dead

[@levoGAMES]

Aizens stutter is so adorable ^_^

[@Owangatang]

DaSwagDemon lmao

[@Owangatang]

***** your picture made that alot more funny XD

[@L0rdLexan01]

Hey sounds just right to be an actual Crossroads kind of guy

[@Owangatang]

holy shit lmao this is the most likes on a comment I've ever got

[@danielferny9164]

This is my 3rd time watching this video, it doesn't get old

[@dallama7102]

Exactly The best one is the stun grenade

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

i still love "...why is there an air support called on 552199?"

[@dallama7102]

+Raiden Okami that one was funny also

[@Lolfungreg]

+Raiden Okami I'd say that was the best Arma moment. Or the singing contest XD

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Lolfungreg Gamez oh goood yeah, there's no other way to end an Arma than a Freddie fuckin Mercury impersonation with one of thier best songs

[@naomyth]

A- bloody P-rubber C-dinghy

[@hankhill9396]

Amphibious Personnel Carrier

[@thetimelord6636]

Oh I get it now! 😂👍thanks😂😂

[@filmandfirearms]

@@hankhill9396 Aquatic Personnel Carrier. Actually, a lot of modern APC's are amphibious, come to think of it

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nice

[@frostbiteh3484]

armored personel carrier

[@brewed1047]

7:15 will never cease to get me laughing even though I've rewatched it a thousand times

[@huzzo9674]

“Literally does nothi- AHHH”

[@freewyvern707]

5:54 I counted 18 deaths. And 2 survivors; making it 20 men squad

[@jokumukamikalie]

At least Katla was among the dead like 3 times.

[@paulthenotsogreat8032]

They respawn I think

[@Xinzo001]

If we are counting the people who respawn it 21 and if not then u have the answer

[@temporaryaccount7969]

War is hell

[@kazumasatou5600]

Important note: the deaths are from both 1-1 and 1-2. Soviet's squad is 1-2 iirc

[@coldscout6313]

pre pre pre pre pre pre pre- THEY'RE COMING!

[@lemonicoo]

aggressiveLag Lag they're

[@coldscout6313]

Fixed :P

[@DylanGarcia1619]

Anyone hear the Duck Hunt theme when he said that? The one that plays when the dog picks up the ducks you shoot.

[@royalknight740]

What is he trying to say?

[@DylanGarcia1619]

Royal Knight He was trying to say the word “presence”.

[@GavinKonrath]

Sovietwomble is one of very few youtubers that have made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

[@Stroudxd]

There is also DanielfromSL

[@tylerwasson4367]

Gavin Konrath same lel

[@ramonce_yt]

The ZF streams are diamonds. There's a lot of comedic material not included in the bullshiterries.

[@calebwee328]

ramonce09's stash I hardly see Soviet stream nowadays tho, or maybe it's my time zone

[@birdman0]

Watch some Fitz then, he's like the funnier version of Soviet, and new Zealand

[@sausagedof6538]

5:27 Literally the best bit ZF is incapable of doing anything

[@hadesfist1017]

Zac who knew

[@LiamGAMES-mz7xw]

Forever my favorite clip

[@chancebarker8129]

They are moving on up.

[@eagleandy1]

5:34 is my favorite because his transmission gets cut off mid acronym

[@thedeergod435]

5:40 is my favourite death because 4 guys die from friendly fire, I’m really curious to know what happened to cause that

[@BelaM27X11]

Womble, you just outdid yourself. Congratz, great video, mate.

[@SovietWomble]

Thanks. Aye, I rather liked editing this one. Caught myself chortling quite a few times. I absolutely need to find another helium balloon some time :)

[@BelaM27X11]

I can definitely imagine this. And regarding the part with the ballon: yes womble, you have to ^^.

[@vjekacena1]

how the fuck did you comment 6 hours ago if it was posted 26 minures ago???

[@BelaM27X11]

early access for patreons and twitch subs.

[@Codex_0613]

if u donate to Soviet's patreon, u can get early access to his video before it gets public

[@wendigodoodles9912]

This should be called "Soviet becomes everyone's dad"

[@noone6145]

So that would be Daddy Soviet?!

[@fcbfan248]

@@noone6145 that makes me really uncomfortable

[@kingkea3451]

Hehe A10 go brrr

[@mauz791]

@@kingkea3451 NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXTERMINATE A CIVILIAN VILLAGE

[@fcbfan248]

@@mauz791 i think the correct way to pronounce that is 'acceptable casualties'

[@aweebwehrabooidiot3012]

Cyanide: Your gun goes "pew pew", mine goes BRRRRRRRRRTTTT (30mm Rotary Cannon in background) Soviet: Your gun goes "BRRRRRRRRRTTTT", mine goes "KABOOM!" (Doomsday shotgun round in the background)

[@Ona_Chi]

TheFNAFkid _ 2 *insert czar bomba explosion*

[@fruitynightmare9954]

XDD

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

@@Ona_Chi tsar*

[@Cookielord1231]

which episode was that with the doomsday rounds?

[@alexm7095]

@@Cookielord1231 Arma bullshittery part 6. The doomsday round thing starts at around 5 :20 or 30 and goes for a couple of minutes

[@mrboomsnook3671]

1:09 Womble didn’t show us the aftermath of what happened so I’ll tell you Cyanide didn’t just see a dolphin, the dolphin hit the nose of the chopper and then another dolphin hit the blades making the helicopter spin outta control into the ocean. Not only that but he drowned the entire platoon he had but he didn’t care because he is happy he saw a dolphin. Until he saw Pringles sogging up in the ocean and began sobbing The end

[@kevsdigitalartsmore3743]

Hahaha nice

[@primaljoker3040]

Nobody likes soggy pringles

[@suleyman9199]

Haha nice.

[@xxMaro92xx]

8:00 that guy named random on the right nailed it perfectly, holy shit!

[@Mernom]

Holy F* I didn't notice~!

[@Xevion]

Damn, that's pretty good :o

[@ineedpineapples]

What is that song called

[@aakoss]

Las Ketchup. It's terrible don't listen to it.

[@wasterman]

It's called Ragatanga, it's from Brazil

[@Creed034]

I'm pretty sure we can all agree that womble has the best helium laugh in the world

[@paintendo338]

Sound like a lesbian grand mother laughing tbh but its all good

[@alisha6341]

@@paintendo338 ??????????

[@paintendo338]

Alisha Odignal xd

[@adrianf5665]

@@paintendo338 we know what stuff you watch other than sovietwomble

[@Jodacro-it4zz]

He sounds like a minion

[@kiwo9647]

"Because your gun goes pew pew but mine goes-" *Revs up Minigun*

[@tatsumifrost6188]

Kelly Smith best part of the video

[@4WDutah]

It goes BRRRRRRRTTT

[@SallinKari]

That ain't no minigun.

[@kabob0077]

@@SallinKari It's a GAU, which is a gun they built a plane around.

[@UnePintade]

@@kabob0077 yeah it is not a minigun it's a 30mm gatling gun

[@sanderhyldbakk8703]

7:59 I love how Random nails the dance moves

[@samwarburton6705]

Okay so this is a stun grenade... *shoots the grenade* Completely fking useles- ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

[@MarvinMegavolt]

Best part.

[@ciankingofgeese8574]

Perfectly timed

[@Gamer88334]

Now he knows that not all grenades that can be launched will explode the moment they hit something, even after they're armed.

[@unusualbydefault]

"your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT" :D laughed my ass off ^^ great channel, subscribed

[@unusualbydefault]

+Raize sorry, I don't seem to get your point

[@leo27archivegaming73]

XD

[@fishingnuke9331]

The BRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT of death 😄

[@derpypenguin3127]

your gun goes pew pew, but my gun goes 3:40

[@rentherengend1306]

where is that

[@DJLite4011]

"You can't have 'gas chamber' as a calllsign."

[@MichuV5]

Poblobo Makin I wonder if hisbolatoon is called SS and he is called Himmler

[@mg_claymore8611]

Why the fuck Not?

[@aperson4826]

Poblobo Makin yes I fucking can!

[@neohoy5231]

*”Alpha one one this is Auschwitz, we’re getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over.”*

[@mpg2890]

Yes you can.

[@eomersimbajon2938]

That group selfie is still one of my favorite wholesome moments in Womble's Arma Bullshittery videos and it doesnt get old I love it

[@Starkiller5121]

I don't know why the hand gestures made me laugh so much, probably because it fit so well with his briefing speech 😂

[@rhinelab]

A knockoff Srg. Major A. Johnson *still loved his debriefing XD*

[@neproxin7858]

This series is literally just modern day Dads Army.

[@MrEdwardGaming]

that is 100% true

[@blitz6202]

tbh i can imagine womble screaming "dont tell them your name pike" at someone if they got captured

[@SovietWomble]

*Cpt. Mainwaring*: We shall fight them until we have just one round each, and we'll use that on ourselves! By the way, how much ammunition have we got? *Sgt. Wilson*: One round each, sir!

[@MooseyGoosey_]

Cpt. mainwaring: well goodbye men

[@misamdeathblood1817]

Soviet, make a video of everyone on helium. Or atleast Quebec and Gambit, please.

[@ChiMarky]

Womble + Helium = Best Voice ever

[@solace6633]

MarkGamer 10 Aussie womble 😂

[@asblooastoo5158]

Last words "Fuck you Cyanide"

[@edbo10]

should try sulfur hexafluoride...opposite effect of helium, makes you sound like a goddamn supervillain BUT it is quite dangerous as it's heavier than oxygen and thus harder to get out of your lungs.

[@seannyi3ear11]

Sounds like Conker

[@gaskamp2]

edbo10 "It's scientific, Ahhaha!"

[@zeusthegamer-tv2gg]

8:40, Nevil meant "Did you say you want a seashells?"

[@benrush9684]

You’re fluent in idiot

[@suleyman9199]

8:38

[@Axs208]

I have just found your channel. I have laught at about 99.9% of your videos hysterically. I subscribed and all I ask is to please make more bullshittery videos. Absolutely hilarious.

[@smitty_werben_jagermanjensen]

I share the sentiment

[@CazuhLynn]

This was just sent to me because I instructed someone to go to the kitchen and make cookies (in an attempted military drill style) shortly before commenting that I'd take a sip from my milkshake. That was too similar and hilarious. But I let the video play in the background and now I subbed. Damn it. I wanted to study today. And I bet I'll be back here this afternoon because I'll be watching all videos from the beginning to end in a row xD

[@CazuhLynn]

***** Lucky you, then.

[@GinsuGames]

one of the only funny youtubers most are just predictable jokes that arent funny

[@6364-d3y]

Angel X. Santana he does streams

[@farizdanialz]

This new map is amazing *bird song* x4 "wait is that a bird been one of my squad members this whole fucking time?"

[@farizdanialz]

"Did you get that?" *bird song* Someone : Is that a bird? "ughh please dont ask"

[@opequenobren]

"Funny quote from the video we all just watched"

[@swissairguh9493]

farizdanialz the guy later that said "Is that a bird?" Cracked me up

[@Fedorchik1536]

is that a bird?

[@combativeThinker]

2:46 And Cyanide once again proves that he is, in fact, a commissar of the Astra Militarum.

[@regonfoong4770]

Bryan Merrill He’s just teaching in the most Asian way possible.

[@magnustheredxv]

"Astra what? You're in the Imperial Guard, son."

[@GamerGuy249]

You mean the wall of guns?

[@adeptusastartes1392]

I like this

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

2:45 this clip aged like the finest of wines

[@austinhall9155]

Team With Awesome Tactics - TWAT, a multinational spec-ops team comprised of the best and the brightest of comically inept military solders.

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

austin hall I like you.. You are a genius unrecognized in our time.

[@daedalus4748]

austin hall why does that sound like Red vs Blue?

[@thatoneguy4319]

10:35 try watch this with a straight face

[@aurin_komak]

_Mission failed! We'll get em next time!_

[@Lord_Cynrik]

i can do it but only because ive watched this video and laughed at that exact thing about 30 times already

[@apyr1439]

Got it at the fifth try

[@arkadiuszkawak6379]

Done in 1st try

[@slowzy9081]

Got it second try

[@Vfbmax1795]

1:10 was anyone else secretly wishing that a dolphin jumped up and hit the helio just as Cy said that?

[@sneekydsnewchannel9705]

*jumps out of the water* HI THERE!

[@PortaPunch]

The guy sounded like Other Joe from the Angry Joe Show.

[@Mr.moon911]

Dont say cy like he is your friend say cyanide

[@dr.bright6272]

And destroys the heli. Cyanide could die happy

[@ronin-insanosmc4554]

@@Mr.moon911 salty

[@jokohariyanto9350]

3:25 " When you are having an exam and someone beside you is annoying as fuck"

[@TheJokohariyanto]

yeah LOL

[@rjan9719]

1:54 That was an amazing beat tho

[@WarfighterS-uy7jd]

What?

[@sentientprogram660]

@@WarfighterS-uy7jd the gun fire

[@WarfighterS-uy7jd]

@@sentientprogram660 Hell naw

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@WarfighterS-uy7jd hell yaw

[@JonatasAdoM]

Glad I've heard it too.

[@SteveVi0lence]

That selfie bit is gold. My favorite video. Watched like 5 times

[@Godnando00]

I'd like to like the comment but you can see why I can't

[@mrtom2854]

*ONLY FIVE?!* Shame.

[@SchlopFlopper]

This and 6 are my favorites

[@kingarthur8616]

See I dunno. Cyanide has his moments but stuff like that, or the ‘spacing’ nade would get on my nerves pretty quick.

[@iceluvndiva21]

Same

[@NAVI-dw7xe]

This is literally gold...subscribed..bless all of you people holly shiet

[@generalfranky1905]

i just thought the same thing god damn it are they funny at this game jesus

[@NAVI-dw7xe]

General Franky1 Right ???, holly crud hahaha XD

[@John-nu1od]

Nguyen Anh Viet "literally"

[@arsenicas3371]

Nguyen Anh Viet 666LIKED!

[@maxnye5693]

Womble on helium just becomes a high pitched australian man

[@Goldcat1850]

Im an Australian and now I want to see this

[@erickremers3986]

"Completely fucking usele- AAAAARGH!!" xDD

[@dominikstahl9704]

Eric Kanns best moment

[@AidenOcelot]

1:30 I legit did not know that was a person, I thought he was a pre-programmed NPC! Amazing

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

what are you talking about, that is an npc

[@LouiseMax369]

@@TheMegaPingasMobile wait isn't that Quebec?

[@MrHarshverdhan]

@@TheMegaPingasMobile it's Qubec

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

@@MrHarshverdhan well whatever. It's still a scripted animation

[@ethangoldsmith9332]

@@TheMegaPingasMobile salty

[@Alexnaru1010]

I freaking lost it at the bird noise. That a bird? siiiigh dont ask.

[@TheaEQuinn]

also how he turns towards the trees to check :D

[@aki3889]

"Completely fucking usele-D-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" 7:16

[@Jackie-ib8je]

*D o n t t r a n s l a t e t o e n g l i s h.*

[@Dreadrius]

"Your gun goes pew pew, but mine goes.. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR." The fucking best part.

[@AuraSilverHero]

I swear, these guys remind me of Red VS Blue

[@shadowangel2375]

AuraSilverHero its sad because they actually do

[@martingrof1685]

Why is it sad

[@Skeletor98]

YES RVB IS THEM IN A NUTSHELL

[@Lishadra]

I should watch more of that.

[@Skeletor98]

Lishadra yes you should, it's really fucking good

[@DaveOganesyan]

Callsighn "Gas Chamber" got me in tears xD

[@lingxingching6549]

they must've used tear gas since it got you in tears XD

[@redrunner3649]

Laughing gas.

[@kingrich97]

+dfallen4ngel "I don't even know anymore"

[@Ray-gv7mr]

"alpha one one this is auchwitz we're getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over"

[@leo27archivegaming73]

same lol

[@thegalacticrepublic9925]

Carton waffle was actually correct when he mentions whispering at 4:32 as per Wombles reaction to hearing whispering on this map in another video

[@deezkhajiit184]

@Marlinchen Bullshittery 6. It's the next one in the series

[@nimbo951]

It's a Predator Easter egg

[@lizwezensky6676]

I almost chocked on me crisps when cyanide was " imposing Zen"

[@OscarNovember1776]

3:05 the greatest answer Cyniade has com up with yet

[@derrek4991]

zased and bprepilled

[@angelserenade]

that Soviet on helium made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. they should do that on their stream, specially at CSGO stream XF

[@angelserenade]

*XD

[@julianluer6667]

+AlphaIkaros yeah hahahahha

[@dnatortnator]

that fucking laugh had me in tears

[@ВалентинМаджаров-у6р]

HE SOUNDED LIKE A MINION !!!!! I LOST IT XD XD!!!

[@crazystance2819]

that laugh tho XD

[@betaripoff]

The struggle when you have to pay to use important things (i.e pay for the heli dlc if you wanted to use the Chinook gunner, pay for the marksman dlc if you wanna use the optional Sniper scope, etc.)

[@Alex-oq3mk]

I start to grumble a bit about how far and in between your videos seem to be but then I realize how fucking long it probably takes to edit them and I totally love you for that

[@levoGAMES]

well over 120 hours on this video. yeah, it's really tedious. but the result is amazing, as always :p

[@togodragon]

It does take about 84 hours to edit

[@Crazy_Vanilla]

+RYG heard about youtube money?

[@levoGAMES]

Crazy Vanilla He doesn't get KZbin money, because he disabled the ads. The money comes from his Twitch subs and Patreon. That's how humble he is, he could make thousands of dollars, or pounds I guess, if he just enabled ads.

[@King_of_Red_Lions]

He streams fairly often, so you're more likely to catch those than uploads.

[@thekingofthecats42069]

THE STUN GRENADE PART FUCKIN KILLED ME

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

R Booth that scream was amazing

[@Just_One_0]

That was the funniest shit ever.

[@jackhudner3804]

"It's fucking usel- ARRRGH"

[@apandahhl885]

Rubbish! It does aboslutely not- *AHHH*

[@devlinmillet3910]

Best shit ever

[@marc0monkey]

3:57 has to be one of the greatest youtube moments of all time

[@knighty8975]

i've been rewatching over and over to the point that i starting to understand Nevil

[@ffandrewd2986]

Same

[@Doom49]

Take a selfie guys! xD

[@madkurre7015]

Cyanide is my newest husbando coincidentally he's also my only husbando cus I'm male and that's gay lol

[@thetravelingguy7582]

The fuck are you doing here?

[@malaysianjeebus592]

Seriously doomdini

[@arewqable]

This is surprisingly unexpected. xD

[@Pedro_Barros]

do you even even xD

[@sergeantmace2004]

Carton is having PTSD nightmares from when he served Vietnam, he thinks the whispering is the Vietcong! 4:50- 5:07

[@FlamingNinja]

Followed by an alien chittering noise. Lol

[@FierceDeity35]

@@FlamingNinja its a predator reference in the game

[@TwinkleNZ]

"Joe smells some napalm-"

[@ralvosx895]

9:15 BAD NADE! i'm alive XD killed me

[@Gamer88334]

Next thing you know, he dies 2 seconds later. "I'M DEAD!"

[@cameron4516]

Womble: We can bring the hostages back and show them your digger, okay? Hostages: JUST KILL ME!

[@gavjan]

that in game 3d sound is really adorable

[@gavjan]

I mean communications

[@konanhuet623]

that's TFR for you!

[@thebuttonking]

I was sent by a man who SHOULD NOT HANDLE A GUN

[@thegamingtnt3111]

THENERDCUBED!!!!

[@Chrisadeth]

TheGamingTnT THE NERDCUBED!!!!!!THE NERD WHO?!?!

[@mengotutney4263]

What vide

[@danamalcolm3016]

first horseshoes and handguns one

[@seantaggart7382]

Hey

[@FusionCoreHoarder]

1:11 somebody screamed "lower" in the background, when their chopper was 5 meters from the ocean. :))

[@iron-non]

Edberg did

[@foottrack3319]

3:05 when your cousin says he wants to fight with his nerf gun and you have an airsoft gun

[@shadowangel2375]

3:39 im laying on the floor losing my shit from laughing so hard

[@coolguyjack11]

ralphcross237 I almost woke the bloody house up at 4AM, Jesus that was funny

[@shadowangel2375]

coolguyjack11 XD it sounds like the fucking gun cyanide talked about earlier, god my stomach hurts from laughing

[@jamieb1830]

It sounds like a fucking lawnmower breaking

[@arthurhalljr5587]

that was some weird zenith

[@atoka2206]

I'm crying so hard

[@Exophite]

7:15 Soviet:completely fucking useless AAAA-

[@daltondecker6528]

*We'll Be Right Back*

[@deqnq1705]

Stun grenades are like flashbangs except they slap you

[@meme_explorer1]

@@daltondecker6528 And elevator music

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Completely fucking usele- *AAAARGH!!!*

[@markaloman]

Perfectly cut screams

[@moth8550]

That's actually a pretty good selfie

[@nightowl9398]

“Completely useless-“ *demonic screeching*

[@Mitchcok]

Deserves millions of subscribers

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

he already got them.

[@Mitchcok]

XAnonAdviserX He's got million, not millions ;) This channel deserves so much more than it has.

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

Anonymous Mashup he got like 2 million

[@Mitchcok]

He has ONE million.

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

in future its gonna be millions in like 2019.

[@squatchhammer7215]

"A mountain goat that weighs 80 to 90 tons. " Well now we know know how much cyanide weighs...

[@greensteve9307]

*tonnes

[@squatchhammer7215]

@@greensteve9307 Murican, tons.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

90 tonnes is nothing. Meanwhile, me in my EDF Titan tank that weighs 800 tonnes. You're welcome.

[@microTrash28]

@@squatchhammer7215 Yeah, but they’re not Americans, and 1 tonne ≠ 1 ton. They’re 2 different weights.

[@TheSlamburger]

HEY-O!

[@klickonthat5244]

The "Amra when played by ZF" part killed me.

[@fauxio5063]

What was the song that was playing

[@synthwavecat96]

In the description

[@andrewcurtin7003]

2:54 I love how they all crowd around and look at the nade

[@MonteCr1st0]

I dont know why but 2:16 was adorable

[@jakeov1]

first time watching through this I thought the same, like womble was the parent trying to make a deal with cyanide. "youll get to show your friends your cool new toy if you do your homework." "ooooh ok cool!"

[@Ksr3740]

first vid i saw of womble and i am not disappointed

[@sparker455]

This guy is a fucking G I just subscribed and am not disappointed

[@Oween]

same here lol

[@Artan9000]

Yeah same. I'm already hooked

[@jucalebre7540]

Same, but now I watched all the bullshittery videos xD

[@chromitehertz9016]

yep

[@hanoli7933]

4:38 *Vietnamese soldiers hiding in trees*

[@ardantop132na6]

Technically, there's one.

[@aryze1137]

@@ardantop132na6 I'm disappointed that no one understood this

[@jackdaniels6536]

@@ardantop132na6 yup, there's Nevil

[@StriderZessei]

@@ardantop132na6 one Predator, right?

[@ardantop132na6]

@@StriderZessei *HMMMMM...* Is that why 'the guy that can't speak english' really can't speak english?

[@nahr1441]

5:30 “Just like the simulations!”

[@nguyenhungangngoc2550]

"But i'm comfy" Ffs that's just too much for me 😂

[@parisrodriguez4701]

Nguyên Hưng Đặng Ngọc go

[@aliceinwalls]

"this is a stun Granade" *plup* "apselutly fucking use...". Best part for me in the video

[@Yehu__]

Honestly my favourite Arma Bullshittery, keep up the good work Soviet!

[@hacisme2456]

it was a gem of a video

[@Arabesquian]

An off-topic question: what is your icon from?

[@stoopidkat101]

+Arabesquian Berserk, the greatest manga of all time

[@myfavoritemusic2428]

I've been rewatching these bullshitteries and I have just now realized how much content Cyanide has provided us by being a part of these videos. The guy is fucking HILARIOUS!

[@LA-dd3pn]

LOL You laughing on helium hahahha.

[@Jackie0102030405]

heilium

[@dagursteinn5988]

+The banana heluim

[@dashiet1]

sounds like a fucking minion xD

[@thetravelingguy7582]

Edberg is that you

[@TheSasudomi]

+solidwolf100 hopefuly you will learn the difference once he become another president of USSA

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

3:35 is what happens when one attempts to out-Cyanide Cyanide.

[@heexy6969]

*NO DON'T* (four deaths)

[@AnthroGearhead]

*death* *death* *death* *3 deaths* *death*

[@procrafter2383]

Might be mines in the area *3 Deaths*

[@Mastermachine100]

I really want to know the story behind that tho xD

[@Daemvu]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 12 GUYS THAT WERE IN OUR SQUAD, *10 MINUTES AGO!!*

[@l3nny1g]

7:14 So this is something called a stun grenade *shoots it* completely fckin usel... ARRRGHHHH

[@TheIndiaDino]

Found you on Imgur and have to say I'm shocked I haven't found you sooner! amazing channel! new sub :D

[@troyallum7482]

Damn that's where I found him

[@michaelcarman9820]

ditto

[@johannesjostheim1141]

same

[@cowboysworld0217]

same here

[@brandonfiore8982]

samezies

[@epic_skilzz]

6:00 was hands down the best moment in this video, I couldn't stop myself from replaying it a 100 times xD

[@Purpl3_0ni]

We are hearing the most dangerous creatures in all the world 3:39

[@Purpl3_0ni]

A fukin screamer

[@davecrupel2817]

_SHUT THE FUCK UP!_ im trying to impose zen, you dumb *bitch!*

[@normallymute0131]

If a horror movie/game had that as a sound effect I would need a doctor on standby

[@koden8422]

*I...I, WIN*

[@mistermoee]

@@davecrupel2817 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@onyxhellfire]

"One-one has been engaged by a BM--" DEATH

[@sammurray4102]

by far the best one

[@felix7690]

this video is the reason why i want to buy arma

[@PowermanFR14]

yep, was the reason why i bought it today ;3

[@acewolfgang276]

This video is the reason why I want to save up for a gaming pc.

[@SemperFine]

Same here, but I pirated Arma 3 for now and it was a good call because it's running 30 fps on everything low here... RIP

[@PowermanFR14]

+Sempy yeah, same here. i might have fps issues, cause on standard settings i dont get more than 45 fps with my new gtx 1070..

[@sampadawalavalkar6013]

arma requires powerfull cpu rather than a powerfull gpu. you can run arma in 55/60 fps if you have i7 6600k OC to 4.5 ghz and with a rx 480 and 16 gigs of ram. also this is my moms acc.

[@el-fantasma21]

I love the announcments from crossroads! Adds so much personality to the rag tag army they've got going - honestly feels like a mockumentary about the military, I need more :)

[@ThatOneDane]

if the military was handled by ZF

[@thurgo1578]

This has to be one of my favourite videos from womble. Makes me laugh over and over again

[@CarfDarko]

8 years later it still rocks, hope you guys have had many other lovely silly adventures!