Random Left 4 Dead Bullshittery

[@nathanreay6097]

>Can't make it out of the safe room without killing each other Most realistic zombie apocalypse portrayal ever

[@jordanpritchard5226]

That's literally the plot of Night of the Living Dead.

[@rn-zu5ld]

@@jordanpritchard5226 but they kill each other for amusement

[@RetroShark360]

So basically Kilplix?

[@seymourbuttz6419]

In the zombie apocalypse you don't have to be faster than the zombies you just need to be faster than the guy next to you

[@pucakee8093]

*Sees the three hands* My life is a lie

[@cypresswillow2591]

Pucakee : I think the three hands is better than the Resident Evil's girrafe. That shit will never be forgotten....

[@FMK1317]

@@cypresswillow2591 Just seen your comments and had to Google wtf you were talking about....and damn now I can't unsee that shit 😅😅

[@Bacontsu]

3 hand???? half life 3 confirmed

[@tSp289]

Still would.

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

@@cypresswillow2591 I wish I hadn't looked that up.

[@bunnysash3298]

I love how the tank immediately went after Cyanide

[@Derpy_Dutchman]

The scent of curry attracts tanks

[@kroneyt1493]

The tank is racist.

[@vm_duc]

Well Cyanide was playing as a female and that thing was labeled "RAPE".

[@borisrebic]

Cyanide brought it on himself. He taunted him while he as trapped.

[@envii9443]

The sound he made was priceless

[@rafaelpurnama1987]

when i saw that soviet and the other ZFs are playing Left 4 Dead, which is a game that heavily emphasizes on team cooperation, could instantaneously predict that everything will go horribly wrong in this video. it's still hilarious nonetheless.

[@nohandle992]

Everything goes wrong in almosy every sovietwomble video xD

[@tiberiumcapoo5093]

@@nohandle992 Especially when you involve the Vietcong.

[@kilyanryegarcia458]

Watch his streams about l4d2 He's pretty decent

[@SergioTheSurge]

Watch the Stream Archives for SovietWomble, it gets even more fucked

[@rosinaya]

Every game can always be gone wrong if there's ZF involved

[@smeagvevo]

Oh my fucking god, I'm so glad I found this channel. My sides have left this multi-verse.

[@gabrieldelvo4687]

Same here...

[@MrBossMan1898]

+dEagles same here loving the vids lol

[@L3g0m4nn]

+MrBossMan1898 Pure gold

[@dragoleaf5861]

Same Almost shit myself laughing...

[@TheMidnightFox]

oh you too?

[@crippledcrusader1321]

6:55 “I will stand my ground” 7:04 literal definition of sharing a prison cell with bubba appears 7:06 “I’m not standing my ground”.

[@carsonprince3634]

*F A P P I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@hassanballouk7759]

A Bell UH-1H Huey *SPITTING INTENSIFIES*

[@hanna2510]

Kad napgrt foreber jak Lan 🤒🍼🍼🍼😇

[@heccsclips3319]

*squish squish squish*

[@brokenprince6698]

@Kill Me can you still walk?

[@brokenprince6698]

@Kill Me F

[@MahouSkeye]

I like how it just says 'RAPE' in red above the Tank's head XD

[@-xghost_4013]

69 likes nice XD

[@davecrupel2817]

I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND! _I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND!_

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

"No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground" "RUN!"

[@AstorEzequiel]

Definition of Rape: 1. *Penis somewhere not good.*

[@Veloziraptor111]

Lost my shit at "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" xD Discovering this channel was the best thing that happened to me this day, keep 'em coming!

[@TheNaughtyChicken]

+Veloziraptor111 Same here

[@deonvandermerwe5520]

SovietWomble and his friends are the funniest guys I have seen on KZbin, and are possibly imo, funnier than Vanoss, H20Delirious etc...

[@derptank3308]

As war thunder players say,"I agree!"

[@yankee5377]

AFFIRMATIVE!!

[@OlviMasta77]

it's an old expression

[@LordTraitor]

Funniest part in this is when Gambit was like "Cyanide... I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU" and proceeded to giggle like a maniac

[@Talden.]

i know its late but....Zoey does have three hands,wtf

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

i had never see that O.o

[@Talden.]

+Nicola Bragantini ikr?

[@saxonkeel4445]

+PikachuLoveYouJKNews Consistency

[@criteroni]

3 hands and 2 guns actually

[@LynxoftheWolf]

Talden Vader that's a bracelet

[@Josephrak]

I lost it when Louis got "lynched"

[@romannoodles7891]

Joseph Krist "NEIN!! RUN CYANIDE SAVE YOURSELF"

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I lost it at the hunter attacked womble

[@lorenzoedits2382]

I assure you this has not aged well lol

[@TacticalFiend-]

Not at all.

[@Halagini]

It has aged beautifully.

[@hermesy.c.9668]

I didn't know the PvP in this game could be so fun!

[@nat1110]

Hermes best isometric gameplay I've ever had

[@roberttheis3832]

u should try the versus mode :D

[@WorldWalker128]

@@roberttheis3832Yeah. That's fun until you actually manage to trap the survivors in a chokepoint by repeatedly barfing on them as the Boomer and sending horde after horde of zombies after them. It's working great....until the asshole hunter on your team deliberately kills you because he's jealous that you've actually found an effective way to wipe an entire team by yourself and you might actually win now.

[@Frilabird]

It's like cs

[@billbill6094]

Cyanide: "Shotgun" *Immediately gets shot by Soviet's shotgun*

[@pooklee2198]

I had my speakers max volume and as soon as I start the video, my dad comes in. Thanks ZF.

[@Jack-xo5vv]

my ears from mt headphones

[@kingtard3886]

bruh same

[@WorldWalker128]

That was YOUR dumb fault, not his. By now you should know better.

[@kingtard3886]

@@WorldWalker128 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@HephyOnYT]

@@WorldWalker128 blabity bloobity u talk and critisize too much

[@sheldon-cooper]

8:09 is like a scene from a horror film There's someone on the ground dying There's blood everywhere And someone gets dragged into the darkness by a monster to be killed

[@guanzhe9897]

i was trying to watch this video to get away from another video that had horse poop because i was going to eat, but when I started the video................... Lets just say i finished early

[@Phantom-mj5jz]

Not the only one apparently

[@arturasivanovskis6431]

Guan Zhe six

[@arturasivanovskis6431]

Guan Zhe six

[@shadowking0476]

same.

[@ramonsalvacion4733]

You came?

[@basnijland]

"Why would you do that?" Is an accurate representation of this channel.

[@raptorjesus3894]

Of course the indian guy uses the cricket bat....

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

170th like

[@user-ff4pi9dc3g]

Henry ive completed the whole game of l4d1 and l4d2. of coarse i know he's black

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

Unknownguy you are a fucking idiot lol... We are talking about Cyanide you petulant child

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

Unknownguy then dont say anything about it you little tumor

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Luca Oliviera Fucking hilarious thread.

[@daltondixon7517]

*everyone dying* "this reminds me of so many music festivals" did cyanide predict Las Vegas shooting?

[@JoshSweetvale]

...yes? ...no? 5 quid on 'no'.

[@0ffspringfan]

He said it because he was being stomped.

[@GrassPokeKing]

0ffspringfan And he didn't even have to pay for it

[@killjoyer]

Tbf it’s most music festivals. Very crowded, thus getting stomped on by people

[@vinivitkovsk]

lol Cy predicted the Mandelay Bay shooting

[@edpetres]

video start with an impressive performance XD

[@gustajuy5983]

You can tell they had lube

[@edpetres]

Gustajuy They had all the lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mr.mysterious186]

Kevin Faiz ooo lala I'm so sexy when I always saw myself on text

[@thatoneguyinthecorner3697]

edpetres hi

[@justin2308]

“Cyanide alerted the horde” Accurate

[@oukeijihaa5888]

you're pretty much vanoss with better jokes and godlike edits

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

And fewer dumbass fanboys.

[@koopinator11]

Andien NguyenVu It wasn't at first, then the Gmod era came which featured great skits, then it became a bit boring

[@connor135799]

he's like the old vanoss

[@oukeijihaa5888]

Connor Harries-batkin agreed just like the good old vanoss

[@aaliyahskye6829]

fucking profile picture scared me lmaoo

[@infinitearcana3785]

Came back to this along with all the good times, thank you algorithm and womble

[@ethanb7657]

4:55 I get it, friendly "fire".

[@TeMrN1]

LOL

[@panopticonsdeath]

Oh

[@monikami1257]

zz tarry 3

[@raphaelvanrijn9600]

zz tarry And nothing of value was lost. 😂😂😁

[@miksuko]

It's 1:55

[@KingOfScipii_Online]

Cyanides "AHHH" when the tank gets let out is hilarious.

[@jvdxh]

I swear womble, you have the best channel I've ever seen.

[@johnlorenpelayo]

**mild panic** Womble: **is running nervously*

[@foulerfire]

Can't count the number of times I've watched this. Still one of my favourite videos!

[@Anon_Omis]

+foulerfire video You should see the CS GO bullshittery videos.

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals" that joke didn't age well

[@밍구리가간다-z4j]

EVERY FUCKING TIME I COME IN TO THIS VIDEO, I HEAR FAPFPAFAPFPAFPAFPAFPFPAP

[@KanusCochranus]

I mean it's not going to be different next time you watch it

[@jjjkoy]

but there's only one way to find out

[@brandoncrook5361]

But they have a point her jugs are too big to be honest and it's not really a bad site except for some pictures

[@dev-fn8qe]

Harry Botter the fuck is the fappening

[@offensivestuff9514]

+adelephant A bunch of celebrity nudes were leaked

[@frost_d_jageryt4333]

6:30 to see Cyanide go to space.

[@Tarik360]

Still funny without sound and on phone thanks to Womble's editing skillz!

[@vuppOSRS]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals." Oh, man. If only he knew.

[@backtolife4046]

starts the video............ "Fap Noises" Mah parents be like Dafuq ya watchin there?

[@simonuggerholm2422]

not funny

[@vla-d3933]

I dare they saw you watching brazzers before

[@vla-d3933]

I dare they saw you watching brazzers before

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

Jay Giban luckily i usually use headphones.....good heaven, it is not the best way to start a video..... ,O.o

[@EDH10]

0:14 UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL 🤣

[@fastandnightfurious4279]

8:51-8:55 the best bit wasn’t Michael Jackson. It was the one in the background teabagging

[@Anon_Omis]

You guys should do an Evolved Bullshittery video

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 Hmmm, not been hearing promising things about it's motives - kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKTKoHdtadt_f9E

[@Anon_Omis]

SovietWomble I've watched some game play and streaming of it and it seems to be really fun when you have a group of friends to play with. There's a large variety of characters for each class, all having varied abilities and weapons. The video you linked was when it was still, I believe, in beta. It's fully released now and seems to have a large amount of depth.

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 It's not really a question of content though. It's about the contemptible practise of day-one-DLC. The game itself could be amazing, but I'm feeling less inclined to support a company who are trying to pitch a glorified micro-payment system to squeeze more money out of us, rather than focus on a rewarding and memorable game. Simply feeling wary of the company's motives.

[@Anon_Omis]

SovietWomble My bad. I wasn't aware that that was a thing.

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 No worries. Hopefully the more consumers learn about practises like these, the less we'll see of them. Be a sad day when this sort of thing becomes the norm for the industry :(

[@TheSasudomi]

the title over the head of the tank in 7:04 was fucking perfect,I lost it immedietely

[@-frizno-8530]

Womble's aim is still better than mine

[@AltarinTV]

whole video was good. i really enjoyed it. but that last part *miss* *miss* *miss* and his coments, yeah that really got me literary laughing on the floor.

[@cnlbenmc]

I could aim better than him on the 360 with a controller and auto aim turned off.

[@kennethbunton3812]

*You Can't aim in Left For Dead*

[@daisy-m766]

@@cnlbenmc actually a 360 controller is better than a keyboard and mouse

[@sora64444]

That's sad, but same

[@Zrs-2]

0:13 that sounds like dropping a head into helicopter blades...don’t ask why I know that sound

[@Kkc240k]

Deagle zf edition, fails every first shot, toggle aimbot on allies only

[@startrunning4461]

9:13 my man foreshadow astroworld

[@NaggingTax29039]

lets keep this to ourselves, they might get cancel on twitter for this

[@racer927]

I love the cut-off sounding scream Cyanide lets out when the Tank's released. I just break down laughing. "---AHHH!!!"

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Gotta love Soviet: in some videos he managed to do unbelievably lucky, if not masterful one-hit-kill-headshots, and in others he's like in this one.

[@conskript]

This is the game that introduced Womble into CS:GO which got him "MASTER GUARDIAN ELITE" rank in two weeks.

[@Josephrak]

"Crouching improves accuracy"

[@legendarytr1bal]

You have to do it like the Russians though.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@legendarytr1bal That's squatting, not crouching

[@Stolanis]

8:36 - I realise that the words 'there's a bomb bomb' fit perfectly to the Game of Thrones theme and sing it aloud.

[@rim9732]

“This reminds me of so many music festivals.” That did not age well did it...

[@krakixel]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE MACARENÁ! AAAAY!

[@kipchickensout]

okaay

[@philliplewis1586]

I friggin lost it. That was GOLD.

[@papaoso8340]

Dale a tú cuerpo alegría Macarena que tú cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosa buena, dale a tú cuerpo alegría Macarena. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE MACARENA! AAAAY

[@Jackdaw14]

9:36 already gets bored of the conversation

[@holydude32]

I went from alien play through to this... You have no idea how pleased I am:')

[@Frosty-mp2uz]

“This reminds me of so many music festivals” -Cyanide. R.I.P. VEGAS

[@cartror7040]

R A P E

[@vidblogger12]

cartro r I was looking for someone to say that.

[@lollysmolly13]

Penis somewhere not good

[@davecrupel2817]

@@lollysmolly13 xD

[@Daemvu]

"I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND! FUCK THIS I'M OUT!!!"

[@leonthelad3208]

It's nice to see Soviet appreciates FFX music :D THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGSSS 5:58

[@novemberftblue6937]

TheNonMonthMay what's it name ?

[@DylanGarcia1619]

López Patricio It’s in the description.

[@Justin-eb4vy]

New favorite channel, for the first time I laughed a lot in only one video. Came from the csgo vid tho

[@fausto123]

0:30 thanks to Womble I been 3 years watching Zoey hands... I have nightmares!

[@memecoaster3041]

Cyanide= Indian delirious?????????

[@WizardIllustrator]

Pretty much

[@saxonkeel4445]

Delirious = american Cyanide?

[@derptank3308]

Cyanide is much more hilarious than delirious, from what I remember

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

meme coaster The vanoss squad is humanized cancer

[@Jose-lj3dv]

Yes

[@PotatoJunkee]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals!" *Vegas shooting by ZF confirmed*

[@gmodplayer547]

Well, if they did the Vegas shooting, we would have found around 50 people in a same room and the autopsy report might have said that they killed each other XD

[@julianrodriguez3337]

You guys should do a War Thunder Bullshittery and have each person playing pick a country based on their nationality

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

I want to see these guys play Vermintide now.

[@MisterWhoopass]

I would LOVE to see ZF play Killing Floor 2 on HoE difficulty lmao

[@pisca6496]

what is zf? i watched a lot of soviet's vids but idk

[@MisterWhoopass]

Francesco Fraja ZF = Zero Fucks, their clan

[@pisca6496]

Jim Shibo ok now i know thanks

[@fireuup7096]

Even after watching your videos time and time again, waiting for the newest bullshittery or THREE HOUR long tangent about a game. I always find your content hilarious even sat through the three hour forest video and enjoyed every bit.

[@fastokie9287]

*going to end in tears* I'm surprised he didn't put laughter.

[@Max-ec8gu]

Why do I keep re-watching Soviet’s videos over and over?

[@thundergaming155]

Cyanide: "I'm standing my ground Tank: *rape* Cyanide: "I'm not Starting my ground"

[@Snake80811]

I’m so glad I found this channel through Steam, I found this video while scanning through the LFD2 Community, and when I saw this video, I lost my shit, So I decided to go to KZbin and watch more of Womble’s videos. That is how I found Womble

[@vectortherunner197]

I haven't watch any videos on this channel for about 1 or 2 years and just returned to watch a video and this was the first thing to greet me a pile of fapping noises

[@Blizzburn]

That's how you know you're back to the right place

[@levlerma]

That's the ZF way

[@erikwoodruff5643]

6:43 is my favorite part

[@AlexLaws-m8o]

cyanide saying "this reminds me of so many music festivals" didnt age well lol

[@llin61]

9:30 god that was a dark prediction from 2014

[@frost_d_jageryt4333]

How the fuck?!

[@rattman3975]

No...

[@mrkan4851]

What? I don't get it

[@fantabulousstar4722]

9:51 Womble: Tries to shoot himself, misses.

[@JakCT-]

i had my volume all the way up at 3:00 am at the start of the video, and im right next to my parents room. thanks

[@nine-lives5174]

Cant believe how much times i laughed during the video.

[@x_Enkeii]

6:46 Cyanide’s scream has got me laughing for a year straight

[@LoneChipmunk]

1:12 Wow, that laugh sounded exactly like the old bugs bunny.

[@purple6016]

4 years and it never gets old.

[@upgradesky56]

7:04 as the tank rounds the corner never fails to make me laugh

[@wynanddevilliers7738]

that intro made me subscribe. best channel iv heave come across in a while keep up the awesome work

[@avatarofasura3971]

i love wombles mildly panicked noises

[@dra-dragonix1406]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals!" That didn't age well Cyanide

[@reflexmess10]

I dont get it

[@RogueHippie13]

Damn, the Fappening really was almost 9 years ago wasn’t it?

[@emeral1154]

Can’t believe this video is allowed on KZbin because of that intro.

[@jonofitz11]

Three hands eh? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

[@narsil4669]

Well one for louis. One for bill. One for francis. *You get it dont you?*

[@kaustuv5682]

+GAMER XD No no no this so wrong

[@doyouhavelampsbrother1278]

GAMER XD no no no

[@Escapechris24]

I accidently opened this video. I closed the video on purpose. Realized what I had just listened to. Opened the video on purpose. Bravo. Bravo.

[@Jejking]

Sorry SovietWomble, I'm losing my shit at almost every video of you but 6:30 takes the cake by a MILE. My sides, i can't feel them anymore and I don't even care :D

[@stevennelson5464]

This video just might be the best video to watch when you're high or tripping a little. Every ten seconds I have to pause and hold my explosive laughter in until I calm down a bit (don't want to wake anybody up).

[@gringooluki]

i am going to die from laught off this episode R.I.P 2019

[@Alienmoony]

Its been a few years since someone has commented on this video so I wanted to say still watching the content over and over and welcome to the end of the world 2021 your years of left for dead will come in handy

[@koodude2313]

"The black guy gets lynched! Ha ha ha!" -Soviet Womble 2014

[@MithrilSqueegee]

I think I'm in love with you for using the Final Fantasy X theme, but the actual old one and not the remastered. Can I have your babies?

[@Bananasplit_1998]

**Starts the video, confuzed for a sec** Oh right. A video of womble xD

[@vibesmcgoodson768]

With good friends you can play tactical squad games with a level of teamwork and cooperation that is exceptionally satisfying and feels genuinely like you worked together to achieve something impossible. With best friends though... it's a good thing bots exist.

[@ottomaticallyawesome]

Hey, Wombles almost at 4 million subscribers. Nice.

[@ottomaticallyawesome]

He’s past four million 🥰.

[@Mol0t0k]

You played the Macarena when Tank got out of the train cart and I lost it.

[@longtailgt]

Watching your videos while eating = VERY BAD IDEA. I fucking choked myself.

[@yakin4211]

Don't drink either, I need a new couch

[@mach6247]

Or just pause the video when you eat or drink

[@torakunoichi]

Soviet: the npcs getting murdered Also soviet: *not helping the npc getting murdered*

[@theultigamerKP]

😂😂😂😂 I watched literally the first 20 second and fell out my chair

[@eeeps2634]

+Kaliq played Mobility Problems?

[@STANDRDUSER]

“The Black Guy Gets Lynched.” JESUS F. CHRIST, I’m so glad Soviet said this years ago rather than now.

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

best laugh i ever had in a YT channel!!! !!!! !!! !

[@hansjonelbelgira6441]

same

[@pulpil10]

cr1tikal's laugh its better

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Was, my friend, was. But until he starts livestreaming and not recording the voice-over after he made the video he will not reach the heights he wishes to. He sounds SO FAKE from time to time, because his expressions and tone are not based on what he is experiencing at the moment of playing, but a long time after that. :)

[@PhoenixAce]

Even 7 years ago his editing was top tier