16:45 Martian: It's singing that song again. What do you think it means? Other Martian: I don't, man. Some kind of ritual, very important message, a signal? Could be anything. Must be important though. Otherwise, why would they make it do that? Rover: Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...
@TinyDeskEngineer5 ай бұрын
...Wait, do birthdays count as a ritual? What even counts as a "ritual"? Huh, apparently birthdays originated as a ritual to ward off evil spirits.
@wires-sl7gs5 ай бұрын
@@TinyDeskEngineer Meme interpretation of that: Rover: *BE GONE MARTIAN SPIRITS!*
@Skullguy-w7b2 ай бұрын
😃😃😃
@nathan922386 ай бұрын
That is _the_ Homer Hickam from October sky at the beginning. He was trying to warn the other person that NASA can revoke offers for language like that. When the post did get them fired, he personally got them their position back.
@CoolManSwag.6 ай бұрын
Chad.
@StrelitziaLiveries6 ай бұрын
Yeah. I think its understandable that he would get their position back considering the sheer passion and ego that they got to work for nasa even if its just an internship
@HuntersDad.5 ай бұрын
I knew that was him right away from the profile pic. Wooooow! Guy's lucky Homer is such a decent guy.
@Kiwiwi0014 ай бұрын
revoking an offer over someone saying fuck is such a weird thing to do ngl like oh no you swore now the sun will implode tf??
@pauldeladonchamps67166 ай бұрын
6:10 To prove the power of flex tape I CUT THE MOON IN HALF
@KarenTondro6 ай бұрын
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
@therealjoshiewoshie5 ай бұрын
"Oh my god we're doomed!"
@truenightsedge41636 ай бұрын
"Space. Its huge. So huge infact, that if you lost your carkeys in it, they would be almost impossible to find." - Ratchet and Clank game
@TheAnjumabbas6 ай бұрын
bruh
@SomeTouhouPlayer5 ай бұрын
Who would even bring car keys in space Unless space ships are cars
@DiamondPanda2076 ай бұрын
The fact curiosity sings itself happy birthday every year made me cry it’s so wholesome and sad
@matthewr54326 ай бұрын
Unfortunately it has only done it once, on August 5th 2013, by vibrating different instruments at different frequencies to create 'sound', and It has never played it since...
@B3tteB3 ай бұрын
@@matthewr5432didnt it do it this year?
@-cheesent-6 ай бұрын
i love how nasa just decided to tweet on a random meme about a puppy with a bubble in its head instead of continue making ideas to get to the moon
@TheCouncilofDev6 ай бұрын
9:00 wait till this guy hears that pumpkins are technically berries
@napoleonicgerbil6 ай бұрын
I thought they would be fruit cause multiple seeds
@LeReubzRic5 ай бұрын
berries need: -exocarp -mesocarp -endocarp Berries do not need: -fried carp
@LeReubzRic5 ай бұрын
B R U H my comment got sent in the wrong place and i cant see it i want to delete it
@ezrakornfeld84366 ай бұрын
10:04 the joke is that the 2 crafts he landed on mars are called Curiosity and Perseverance
@thetrainerknownasx6 ай бұрын
Figured it out the moment he said it.
@Proxima_Livion5 ай бұрын
while he was reading the second paragraph, I was already going through all the names of the rovers we put on mars in my head and we landed on curiosity at the exact same moment
@RetroJack5 ай бұрын
No shit, Sherlock.
@abielreh6 ай бұрын
Didn’t know Jupiter is a coder
@TheGabbyHandle6 ай бұрын
Planets have special talents after all! They just never say anything about it.
@Entification6 ай бұрын
As a coder I can confirm I am Jupiter
@Clemkensuniverse6 ай бұрын
@@Entification I am Jupiter
@WhyIsJupiterInTheFridge6 ай бұрын
@@Clemkensuniverseme too
@veliantriic6 ай бұрын
@@Entificationas a jupiter i can confirm i am coder
@formulafables6 ай бұрын
0:00 that’s actually completely untrue. In fact, if you shrunk the earth to be the size of a pool ball it would be smoother than any pool ball produced ever.
@AethernaLuxen5 ай бұрын
True, sea levels also we by make sense in this picture
@fitawiroyudho39885 ай бұрын
@@AethernaLuxen i had a stroke reading this
@AethernaLuxen5 ай бұрын
@@fitawiroyudho3988 Autocorrect sabotaged me
@Silver-n-silk5 ай бұрын
I think it’s heavily exaggerated
@kjo911875 ай бұрын
Blud is 🤓☝️
@ggbers16 ай бұрын
11:54 yea, it's more important than fiction superpowers
@lemonadesaccounttm87216 ай бұрын
did bro just skip or are you a time traveler
@Elitedestructfulnoob6 ай бұрын
“Why would you want to save the galaxy??” “Because I’m one of the idiots that live in it”
@delta006yt6 ай бұрын
7:34 that actually exists, but it's to save energy rather than to be able to look at the night sky. It's called 'Earth Hour' and millions of people worldwide turn their lights off on the last Saturday of March starting at 8:30pm in their local timezones.
@darckap27856 ай бұрын
16:00 I found the original post. Above the image in the upper right corner, it has very light text that says "Bottom left." Bottom left also has light text that says "The continent panel" The pattern continues. Next one says "Room panel" Next one says "Street panel" Next one says "Look at the planet" The planet panel says "Got' em" and the land on the planet is in the shape of that one hand gesture. You know the one. Edit: fixed a typo
@electricblade57276 ай бұрын
You’re actually the goat
@NaeldanElimiaw20 күн бұрын
3:14 LOW TAPER FADEEEEEEEEE
@Lilswamphag6 ай бұрын
"SPAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaccee!" -Space Core
@Celestia13235 ай бұрын
10:36 "rocks dont reflect light" *literally puts an image of rock reflecting light*
@f5tornado8312 ай бұрын
Put a black background behind it and it's a moon.
@unlikelygamer6 ай бұрын
I once did the math in high school and (apologies in advance for freedom units) an accurate scale model of the solar system, if the earth was 1 foot in diameter (which is about the size of an average globe), in a straight line from the sun to Pluto, would take up 40 miles. That's how much empty space there is between celestial bodies.
@ThatStingrayGuy6 ай бұрын
13:03 stick to the promise
@VaazkLShorts6 ай бұрын
i just bought them now, when i get them ill let you guys know, should be here tommorow, should be posted with childhood memes video ill be recording tommorow , give me 3/2 days
@ThatStingrayGuy4 ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts WOAHHHHH NO WAY
@MarcelKędziora-w7r6 ай бұрын
8:07 oh hey, who called me in? [Destroys the solar system by my own mass]
@Dominik_kiera6 ай бұрын
As one guy said SPAAAACEEEEEEEEE
@SuperBomberUNKNOWN6 ай бұрын
15:00 a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy! glad to see the start is very relevant to life
@Shrikey-6 ай бұрын
DON'T PANIC
@matthewboire68436 ай бұрын
Only seen the movie, I don’t remember this quite so maybe it wasn’t in it.
@SuperBomberUNKNOWN6 ай бұрын
@@matthewboire6843 it is, very nice you saw it
@f5tornado8312 ай бұрын
7:34 Omg yes this would be amazing. I can't see anything in my sky.
@bloop_yipee5 ай бұрын
2:18 why does that lowkey look like a kursgesat drawing
@SockTheBop5 ай бұрын
0:25 time to set up a time loop powered by the resulting supernova
@Saebi223 ай бұрын
Stares with 4 eyes at you
@Sthewo-Iregan6 ай бұрын
Fun fact : 0:01 it's not true, earth does not look like that, this here is just utter BS.
@matthewboire68436 ай бұрын
It is slightly lumpy but yea not even close it noticeable
@ThatIsALakeSir5 ай бұрын
The lumpiness is exaggerated
@spaceguy20_125 ай бұрын
It is exaggerated a lot
@nyxmakessh_tposts6 ай бұрын
I LOVE SPACE
@serspritztomb6 ай бұрын
SPAAAAAAAACE! - space core
@AeronHale5 ай бұрын
Just a friendly reminder that scientists are thinking about changing the definition of planets AGAIN... The last time this happened it started the Pluto argument which is still ongoing.
@chocolateishealthyАй бұрын
that -10 got me out of nowhere.
@Procraftbrother5 ай бұрын
2:24 That’s absolutely brilliant!!!
@uriahmclin66325 ай бұрын
I might be hallucinating, but at some moments in your videos, I feel as if I can hear a big crowd cheering and clapping their hands in synch
@TheCrowMan2356 ай бұрын
The sun does actually have a hum but the sound doesn't travel to us as there is basically no air in space, but radio Waves have been converted to sound ☀️
@Spappl325 күн бұрын
16:45 Is honestly kinda depressing, imagine you have to live in a barren wasteland for the rest of your life and you celebrate your birthday alone
@applinme6576 ай бұрын
16:46 What do you mean its gone? The rover is still operational, with a total of around 4255 sols on mars.
@warriorsabe1792Ай бұрын
Probably got it mixed up with Opportunity
@JacobHartman-r5z6 ай бұрын
I mean, the sun could technically been saying "I'm a firin mah lazer" but the sound fades out before it can get to us.
@meiscoolbutmo6 ай бұрын
5:45 If it gets close to us, very much yes, but that is very unlikley to happen.
@stellleo5 ай бұрын
3:36 Funny thing is that Jonathan McDowell is an actual astronomer & astrophysicist so yes he is the orbital police in a way
@elszrvee6 ай бұрын
Nothing ruins the telescope guy's day quite like a cloudy day
@CookieMage276 ай бұрын
2:27 wait, hol up, this guys got a point…
@MinerBat6 ай бұрын
true, however it would take a minimum of 10 years to get the mirror there, so at most you can look back to the moment the mirror was launched
@CookieMage276 ай бұрын
@@MinerBat yup, but we could still look at it as it moves away, and wouldn’t that be moving at a 2 second back in time per 1 second ratio assuming that it was moving almost the speed of light
@shoopylol6 ай бұрын
if a poor person was the only person on mars, they would be the richest person on the planet
@meiscoolbutmo6 ай бұрын
6:46 No, he wanted to name it "The Georgium Sidis" after the king at the time. Calling the king an informal name such as "George" would be highly disrespectful.
@RetroJack5 ай бұрын
Totally ignoring the fact that currently, the second in line to the British throne is named "George".
@simix69155 ай бұрын
It should have been named Caelus
@mjverostek12784 ай бұрын
A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll
@MarcelKędziora-w7r6 ай бұрын
5:44 *sighs* Yes...
@cristinaossola76195 ай бұрын
2:11 i was in Heaven with my parents barely Born(i got Born in the last possibile time before my mother wasnt fertile)
@Ie7sucks5 ай бұрын
i was dead
@queryw69826 ай бұрын
I heard you say “curiosity is dead” and I was like no, wrong rover.
@chastainfam6 ай бұрын
"The sun is quite big, but you know what's bigger?" - VaazkL
@chastainfam6 ай бұрын
3:13
@uhhhidkwhattosay5 ай бұрын
1:06 bro is going to an alternative universe
@hyperspam6 ай бұрын
"delta five" 💀
@Starship21-p5r6 ай бұрын
Ikr💀
@poskk4966 ай бұрын
3:35 im actually so annoyed you didn't show the full tweet, its great
@sir_dragonfly72876 ай бұрын
5:16 The US flag isn't actually standing anymore. Later photos showed that it got knocked over by the blast from the lunar ascent stage.
@wilboersma94416 ай бұрын
Only the Apollo 11 one. The other five are still creating a shadow according to satellite images.
@emmanuelfilogene57616 ай бұрын
@1:38 Aliens: we recycle and destroy trash we didn't pollute!
@Shrikey-6 ай бұрын
At 15:01 I literally paused the video and started repeatedly saying "DOUGLASADAMSDOUGLASADAMSDOUGLASADAMSDOUGLASADAMS"
@MySerpentine6 ай бұрын
IKR?
@SirsasthNigam.5 ай бұрын
15:47 Survivors were the 50% biomes that survived those who were snapped were the 50% biomes that didn't survived
@NATER-TAINMENT6 ай бұрын
The editing on this video is SO GOOD and a step in the right direction, good work VaazkL, love your videos!
@VaazkLShorts6 ай бұрын
glad you like the videos thank you
@ygyugyuguytyftyftyfytftf20735 ай бұрын
"hey goerge your plantet is now no longer goerge its your anes
@sirnikkel67465 ай бұрын
Bro the corpse wiggler had me 💀💀💀💀
@h.a.z.m.a.t50725 ай бұрын
4:45 consider that most other planets would kill us instantly and that we have everything we need here
@AltAccount20035 ай бұрын
If the earth suddenly stopped spinning, a lot of us would hit the nearest wall. After that survive it as if it were just a bad quake.
@Thermaghost_2866 ай бұрын
Space memes and not a single kerbal, im sad
@sebastianfries2746 ай бұрын
5:01 dude, judging by Operation Paul Bunyan, we’d probably set up a bigger flag, then drill it a couple miles down so it can’t be moved before erecting the first extraterrestrial military base.
@Katze_exists6 ай бұрын
WE EXPECT YOU TO BUY THE CHOCOLATES!
@coachcherokee14885 ай бұрын
11:28 “the species” yep totally sounds human to me, definitely not an alien
@lazubug6 ай бұрын
16:46 Isn't Curiosity still going? Opportunity is the dead one (died in 2019).
@pecesymaspeces39885 ай бұрын
yes, curiosity is still going
@Wurtoz96435 ай бұрын
16:45 it’s still operational and making scientific discoveries. It recently found pure sulphur in a rock.
@HelloImIDK-wg8bl6 ай бұрын
the earth cannot be completely flat but can also not be that lumpy, gravity is focused to the centre pulling everything towards it making a semi-sphere
@TinyDeskEngineer5 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The sun actually does make noise. It's just that there's a whole lot of vacuum in the way of us hearing that sound. The noise the sun makes would have an intensity of 100 dB by the time it reached Earth if we could hear it. Not only does the sun make noise, it would be _excruciatingly loud_ if heard up close.
@hitekkaifighter18256 ай бұрын
16:40 you’re probably thinking of opportunity. Curiosity is still very much operational.
@edetermination48156 ай бұрын
8:59 "a sun is a sun, and a star is a star" there is a point that people become so stupid that they think they aren't wrong
@mintyreview67946 ай бұрын
4:16 I'd like to thank VaazkL for flipping it upslide down for me I don't think its good to flip my laptop
@tristandarocketscientistyt12126 ай бұрын
4:32 it's not Delta 5, It's delta V (delta V means Change in Velocity)
@TheLordsOfTheDucks6 ай бұрын
I feel for you
@19thedumbass5 ай бұрын
i need the 67488478290110th derivative not the measly 2nd
@TheHorrorPlant6 ай бұрын
Children aren’t the only one still worrying about the sun exploding
@ProMinecrafter5316 ай бұрын
I love Pluto and think it should be a planet
@damoonguy37435 ай бұрын
5:01 I literally play a roguelike where that's the main plot.
@KayzIdeas5 ай бұрын
2:23 Answer: Dimmer Switch. I'm not a flat earther i swear
@DeclanOleary-z9k5 ай бұрын
2:51 you’d only have to peel it with a lawnmower and it would take like 6 hours
@Backsniper6 ай бұрын
YOU BETTER REVIEW THOSE PLANET CHOCOLATES! DONT LET US DOWN!
@RAYDENBRYCETCO5 ай бұрын
8:42 HAH I WAS ONE STEP AHEAD BECAUSE I SUBSCRIBED ALREADY
@OmegaUberDeathbot5 ай бұрын
The first flag set on the moon by America was knocked over when we took off.
@Cloud-ue5vj5 ай бұрын
16:00 the fact that this meme got the exact state of the exact country i live in scares me
@RamonMuguruzaWeaver-w3u6 ай бұрын
Thanks for this vid, I’ve been on a road trip for hours waiting for the best vid of the day to drop!
@joshuameredith46025 ай бұрын
The thumbnail: aliens: it would appear the humans are also aware of our presence
@xinzhou9766 ай бұрын
if earth suddenly stops rotating and ur at the north pole, ur fine
@ANormalBlockOfTNT6 ай бұрын
I’m thinking about how it’s possible there are alternate universes in which people have travel between universes. Like imagine every other universe had invented it and have inter universe travel while we are just isolated
@DemetriusSteans5 ай бұрын
Reptilians laugh knowing the simulated cage.
@MoonlightVoidC6 ай бұрын
16:45 it’s not dead, the opportunity rover is dead, along with some other. It only sang the song once, for it first landerversary, but not again cause it burns her nuclear powered core and take lots of energy
@hisminecraft_RBX6 ай бұрын
Space memes our beloved, and so is VaazkL
@charged_kaon6 ай бұрын
YES THANK YOU VAAZKL I ASKED FOR THIS
@brightwarrior29106 ай бұрын
7:39 The people who get the money from the electricity bills would never allow it.
@OliviaRose-j5k6 ай бұрын
why are ALL of your videos SO RELATABLE?!?!
@GoosiestGas6 ай бұрын
earth fact: earth is not flat
@gabecollins55856 ай бұрын
Earth is a Dunkin’ donut.
@MonkFeet106 ай бұрын
"HA! You believe in EARTH??? Point and laugh guys." 😂
@Lilswamphag6 ай бұрын
🤣👉
@ManFromThePits6 ай бұрын
Of course earth isn't flat. It's a cube.
@M-HACK5 ай бұрын
What’s a “earth?”
@Random_Nobody_Official6 ай бұрын
OMG IM NOT ALONE IN THE SOCK THING?!
@lemonadesaccounttm87216 ай бұрын
oh god
@XENOspaceagency2 ай бұрын
10:06 curiosity and persaverence are actually mars rovers. Funny humour
@meiscoolbutmo6 ай бұрын
0:26 the sun will not explode, it will shed its layers somewhat calmly. Supernovae only happen to very massive stars like Rigel, Betelgeuse, or Deneb.
@ahmedalalawi97935 ай бұрын
And turn into a white dwarf
@Ggsmm445 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CURIOSITY 🎂🥳🎊
@TheRealSock335 ай бұрын
6:03 MINIONS! TONIGHT! WE SLICE! THA MOON!!!!!!!
@Anustar-j5b4 ай бұрын
YEEEAAAAAAAAAA
@bluegamemc14036 ай бұрын
If you don't look at space it can't hurt you
@TheHorrorPlant6 ай бұрын
Your a god damn genius
@sittingstill35786 ай бұрын
4:35 - It’s “delta vee” because the letter is short for velocity. Maybe it’ll come in handy next time you do space memes.