Space Station 13 - Checkers the Wizard Attorney [REUPLOAD]

[@theblackpantslegion]

I uploaded the wrong version. This one came courtesy of NURSE, who is a fantastic Editor and fellow spessman.

[@NurseVO]

Always a pleasure to help

[@masonsgames3701]

Holy mother of god, a tex and nurse mashup. Incredible. Also tex thanks for the sick adverts you recorded for us on goon. Love em It really is Christmas.

[@CDplaya80]

Talk about a poggers moment, this is a pretty epic crossover

[@DrTarte]

Was wondering why there was a link to Nurse at the end of the other one 🤣

[@Whipster-Old]

Nice work @Nurse

[@umdadvocate]

I’ve been practicing law for over 10 years. Can verify, this is the single worst reenactment of the practice of law I’ve ever seen, “space law” or otherwise. First, no one threw a single piece of rotten fruit throughout the entire proceedings. So there’s that.

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪👌👍

[@MrTwistedLizard]

"Tonight on Your station Today. Local Mad Lad lawyer stands up for wizarding rights, before single handily pacifying a Simian uprising in the kitchen with his judicial flamethrower. Later attempts suicide after blowing open a conspiracy about non existent space station ceilings by chugging gasoline. Saved by local wizard and turned into a space owl, only to be viciously murdered by security, because of course those bastards would be in on the ceiling conspiracy, in other news How much monkey meat is in your space burger the answer may shock you, more at 11"

[@strafe_2391]

You say how much, but by weighing the patty, we've quantified EXACTLY how much monke meat is in your borgar

[@gigastrike2]

I don't know about Tex's skills as a lawyer, but with those filibuster skills he'd be a great congressman.

[@gallendugall8913]

Tex broke the first three rules of being a lawyer. He didn't arrange payment, he didn't get an agreement for payment, and he didn't get a payment.

[@testtest6169]

I feel like demanding payment from a wizard may be a tactical blunder. Especially BEFORE the flame thrower is equipped.

[@orion3253]

Sick Ass Flip: NOTED.

[@Ultrawup]

It is noted.

[@ButterInEveryOrifice]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? I WAS ONE OF THE WIZARDS THAT ROUND!!

[@herrskeletal3994]

At first I was like oh no short form SS13. This cant possibly capture the madness. Then it did! great job NURSE. and Tex too I guess.

[@Machine_gun_of_ideology]

a tex round with nurse editing, have I died and gone to heaven?

[@davidday-muncey5766]

This is an amazing video, Nurse killed it with the editing. The angry muttering as you journey through the halls towards a new shenanigan is pure goon. Nice work, Tex.

[@TheColdsuit]

Man, I knew you were a criminal lawyer. But I didn’t know that you were a “criminal” lawyer.

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Wins the case, gets drunk, does drugs and starts gambling. Sounds like Space Lawyering to me.

[@TheAzial]

I vote that this should be in the best of. i loved it, NURSE did a great job

[@thumb-ugly7518]

I really love the improvisation and quickness of everyone's wit. Thanks for the archive of awesome.

[@Ultrawup]

I was like “hm this feels a lot like a Nurse video” ...gee I wonder why xD

[@abaddonblack1294]

Randolph P. Checkers the Denny Crane of Space Station 13!

[@bjornpolivka5774]

Randolph Parcival Checkers Esquire is the embodiment of masculinity, reason and intellect .A beacon of wisdom who inspires us to be better.

[@dr.strangelove9815]

Advocating for space wizards, bath salt beers, BBQing apes, this is grade 'A' lawyering.

[@mert_2577]

I'd love to see the space owl working as a lawyer

[@drfloorpills]

Merry spacemas

[@castlers5075]

I appreciate the amazing content. Thank you.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Rmeinds me of my only round as a wisard, getting caught instantly, serving my sentence and coming out as a Librarian.

[@sillybeanthing]

Merry Crimbus Tex!!

[@zeWuzard]

Could have sued the chef for animal cruelty

[@JustZar]

Great job nurse and tex!

[@thatguynameddan2136]

am totally stoked today, wife got me Moontrap and Moontrap: Target Earth. I know exactly what im doing today.

[@drfloorpills]

Oh sick

[@jamiebarnes9168]

What i really need, is that radio station song, on loop

[@LowRes_Corgi56]

Look at the description

[@jamiebarnes9168]

@@LowRes_Corgi56 i stupid? Huh? What?

[@jamiebarnes9168]

Oh my gods. I am dumb haha thank you!!

[@jamiebarnes9168]

Ah but nvm its not that song

[@jamiebarnes9168]

Can someone help me out? Its the one around 16mins...

[@rentaspoon219]

Beer and drugs and law... Another episode of Suits

[@NPCGamerGuys]

The Radio station medic being a wizard killed me, i cant stop laughing.

[@graywolfalphaone]

i can't bleave after all that, shitcurity just kills an owl for hooting around. How dare!

[@billyteflon1322]

Would love to see Tex with two lawyers, one as a judge, do space laws

[@Tleilandrek]

It's short but the editing is amazing, 11/10 would watch more space owl lawyer.

[@S810_Jr]

Well that was a hoot.

[@majmage]

I always wished /tg/station had the audible gasp/dying sound effect to help make it clear when people are in critical status. Just made it a lot easier to be aware that someone's in trouble nearby, and it's one of many things I like about Goon.

[@lennywayes4245]

Merry Christmas, Tex!

[@john88benson]

And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

[@Michael00189]

Merry Christmas Tex.

[@RedHand17]

Marry Christmas! A fun episode:) good editing

[@TheOpkier]

Cool, I get it watch it again!

[@Treepuncher1211]

"Oh cool he's got meth back there. I want some of that"

[@alexanderstanfield5845]

No owls space owls allowed by sec I guess

[@Pariahwulfen]

"Nothing like a Goon trial..." So what does and does not constitute stairs in ones home?

[@RayisX]

You know, normal shit that happens every day

[@SirDigs]

Merry Christmas 2

[@DirtPerson]

You forgot to capitalize Space Law.

[@Alpharius-Omegon]

If there is no ceiling does that mean owls can fly without restrictions into other rooms and mug them innocents without restrictions?

[@Texasman2186]

I have been AMUSED!

[@YukonWilleh]

1 vote for best of list

[@dirgesinger1382]

Saul Goodman:ss13 edition.

[@TheShadowwalker007]

Hood video Tex, and good editing

[@jamiebarnes9168]

I never did figure out where to find the radio song (starts at the 16min mark) 😭 if anyone knows, please.. PLEASE

[@dirien9126]

Absolutely beautiful, someday: I will have kids, and I'll show them Papa Tex's wacky weird adventures as a space owl with a degree in LAW.

[@ArchivedFox]

Why did shitcurity kill an owl?

[@Jiveloaf]

Nice, got a shout out to nurse too? Merry xmas to us all

[@theblackpantslegion]

Happy new year

[@michaelpanariello6044]

nice

[@IdleDrifter]

As a part time space owl. I feel that my rights are being infringed upon by unconstitutional laws. I do not need a license to snort cocaine and angel dust off a unregistered catgirl's buttocks. Also it's perfectly okay to hunt clowns with a plasma caster. A plasma caster is just a flamethrower that blasts its targets with superheated, ionized hydrogen gas.

[@CanadasElite]

F

[@rindisomanly4092]

Many edible beans, including broad beans, navy beans, kidney beans and soybeans, contain oligosaccharides (particularly raffinose and stachyose), a type of sugar molecule also found in cabbage