Space Station 13: /vg/ dorf ortress round

[@mileoinc9337]

Someone needs to take this to the next level and make a proper "Build Your Own Station" map. Just have the map be a massive asteroid (preferably randomly generated with lavaland mobs and all) and on a single side, just have a pre-constructed cargo bay (for ordering stuff) and a massive shuttle docking wing that has a shuttle for every department, holding all the equipment that can't be ordered. Then tell the admins to take pictures of finished stations so people can vote on the best ones.

[@theblackpantslegion]

it will be haphazard and broken in minutes.

[@EsplodingBomb]

@@theblackpantslegion *perfect*

[@maxscott3349]

That used to be a thing

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@theblackpantslegion sooo...like the normal station once everyone arrives? PERFECT! just how we all like it, falling apart, needing repairs after two minutes of arriving on station, and most likely lights going out in chemistry because explosions, what MORE could you fucking ask for? jokes aside, I would like to see mileo's thoughts be real, would have been amazing to see XD!

[@TheJinxCast]

Goon used to have a construction side server

[@svartorivigt5016]

You have arrived. After a journey from the stationhome into the forbidding void beyond, your harsh FTL transit has finally ended. Your crew of the remaining survivors is to make an outpost for the glory of all of nanotrasen. There are almost no whiskey left. But with stout and labor comes sustenance. Whether by Shotgun, welding torch or crowbar, provide for your crew. You are not expecting a rescue before the space carps eat you alive, but it is spring now? Enough time to delve secure lodgings. ere the we get hungry. A new chapter of of Nanotrasen history begins here at this Place, Dorf Fat, Camp VI. STRIKE THE ASTEROID!

[@theblackpantslegion]

This made me laugh.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

​@@theblackpantslegion is it bad I want more of this? is there more of this? I need more of this... this is amazing and I haven't even gotten half way through the video! XD!

[@rrai1999]

I think people would be much more respectful of the station in normal rounds if they had a hand in building it

[@theblackpantslegion]

Quite true

[@nickj6747]

For future reference, if you're mining, keep your mining bag in one hand, pick in the other. keep the highlighted hand on the bag, and any rocks you run into will be automatically mined as long as you try to move in their direction.

[@theblackpantslegion]

each station is different, but thank you. I forget.

[@slothmen]

Best Line "Did that guy grab a sink?!"

[@grotwurksmekshop6607]

I laughed out loud at that with the thought "they grabbed everything and the kitchen sink"

[@vulture8298]

*„I keep hearing Explosions…“* Reminds me of a typical radio-call during our Dark Heresy-sessions: *„What just exploded and was it important enough for me to care?“*

[@Scylithen]

MVP, sink grabber at the start. I'd also settle for someone which packed a towel for each crew member of the station.

[@theblackpantslegion]

dont panic

[@Sleepy_zzzzz]

The irony of you saying you did your job, after voiding the atmosphere (w/o realizing.) 👌 👍 👍

[@Sharahdogmeat]

well gennerally speaking dwarf fortresses are on PLANETS with an ATMOSPHERE

[@theblackpantslegion]

Ideally, yes.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

Be honest, if you gave a dwarf fortress dwarf a space ship, they would totally start building in space.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

is it bad I want more of this? is there more of this? I need more of this... this is amazing and I haven't even gotten half way through the video! XD! like seriously this was fucking amazing, and Im still WATCHING it.. XD!

[@theblackpantslegion]

there's a playlist with 700+ episodes bro

[@michaelkleczynski1600]

i love how Tex takes command of the Evac.

[@LSTRl512]

Ah yes, the shuttle drawbridge atom smasher.

[@theblackpantslegion]

It almost is, aint it?

[@darkpaapi9140]

That one was hilarious. Proper space gypsis... Grabing everyting what not nailed down.... Few month ago done something similar on FTL with a few guys, load the shuttle and escape. But unfortunatly didnt ended well since someone accidentally awoken somekind of extraterrestial tetra hypermorph god, what got pissed about it and slaughtered us one by one....

[@theblackpantslegion]

sometimes space is scary

[@darkpaapi9140]

Scary indeed. But we brave explorers not afraid of a mere hellish nightmare from another dimension who turns creatures inside out through their ear hole. We explore the frontier and what beyond. And Conquer with flames in name of ZORG!

[@Laughing_Dragon]

"Grabing everyting what not nailed down" BRUH. even the shit NAILED DOWN WAS GRABBED XD! but yeah, this is awesome.

[@LordZaxom]

The utter inability of everyone on the station to just wait their god damn turn when hauling stuff during the first ten minutes of that round was equally painful to watch and hilarious.

[@theblackpantslegion]

It's kind of what you'd expect, no?

[@PerfectDeath4]

They'd had to have rehearsed this situation to be orderly and efficient. Like, single file everyone goes one way together. Then they drop everything off and go back single file and enter the shuttle. They'd need to have something set up like road construction does to change lane directions. Which is something security could do, if the wern't off doing whatever. I'd say that was the big let down here, no security. There was not even shitcurity!

[@grotwurksmekshop6607]

I love how you can tell Tex is loving this game mode

[@dragoon347]

we did something like this years ago on /tg/ everyone went to lavaland and within 30 mins that shit was up and running with individual houses for people set up via miners using their bluespace capsules and setting the gps tags

[@theblackpantslegion]

Amusing.

[@Leverquin]

that dog saving was totally df moment

[@TheThingattheEndoftheBook]

Fifty minutes in and it's definitely starting to look like a real fortress... needs more bright green vomit to really perfect it, though.

[@theblackpantslegion]

PERFECTO >FEYMOOD

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@theblackpantslegion **ohgodnotfeymoods…**

[@predator3299]

@@Laughing_Dragon Urist McAssistant has created Robustarmors, a steel toolbox! He claims it as a family heirloom.

[@AndrooUK]

NB: Air is *blown* into space, as a vacuum, not *sucked* into it...

[@jyggalag169]

Also spoiler: The station died to a supermatter sea.

[@theblackpantslegion]

quite amusing

[@AndrooUK]

Open plan actually reduces usable space because there are fewer walls to place objects against and/or place shelves and such... If you just had one massive square, where would you actually put anything? Where will you run pipes and wires? How would you segregate functions and rooms, including privacy and a focus of purpose?

[@jyggalag169]

So, it turns out, there is a setting on /vg/ to select random character slots instead of whatever you tried slotting in as, this resulted in my meme character getting picked, who also rolled for some horrific speech disability. at 43:00 you can see my failed attempt to advertise my bar and socilict booze to people (I honestly was too caught up to realize that was Tex).

[@theblackpantslegion]

was a fun round though.

[@lucasmoore3907]

What does "Unleash the Dioneas" mean?

[@Shadesight]

When you blew up the guys little station ... you might've ruptured his suit or something. He started talking about everything hurting. Oops. Just SS13 things.

[@cochacopen]

For like the first 20 minutes the internal affairs agent turned into an impromptu QM...Almost as if he's done that job before...But why would a QM abandon Cargonia to become an IA agent?

[@theblackpantslegion]

Power. Or Money.

[@jamesbuckner4791]

@@theblackpantslegion why not both...

[@antimattercarp2720]

I wonder if I can get byond on reactOS.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Maybe!

[@MrTrebleCleff]

Lmao stuck on Harm stance

[@jamesbuckner4791]

You know the picture at the start of the round. Sort of curious what the other phrases are. I know there is help me and release the demons(?)

[@BRBMrSoul]

DORF IT UP

[@bluesmet]

Couldn't see that you updated. Fuckin youtube. Oh well..

[@theblackpantslegion]

Happens with 3/4 of my Fanbase. Every time.

[@jackcaffrey8493]

LMAO UH OH