Space Station 14: The Weasel Attorney

[@Nolifounai]

That sweaty sec officer immediately gunning you down instead of trying to arrest...

[@RavenWolffe77]

The entire Sec team this round seems to be from clown town. Actually no, clowns would've kept these guys honest...

[@isaacstandley730]

That officer from sec who immediately recognized someone trying to blow up the station and stopped it.

[@LordZaxom]

To be fair they were at code red and checkers was very clearly dragging explosive gas around after beating a guy to death.

[@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722]

That's tangential at best and malicious slander, also completely true.

[@tumbleweed1551]

yea bpl14 has no space law and this is from a while ago, so the culture is very interesting. Usually gunning down someone wordlessly is highly frowned upon.

[@derptomistic]

Always trust the random guy who asks to be let in looking for volatile chemicals They're fun They want to have party They are the bomb

[@williamebel4763]

and if they are not, they will become!

[@HolaSkinks]

That was the worst security officer I've seen in SS14 yet. Bravo!

[@m.dave2141]

the lawyers meme team would have been a great roleplay, but no.

[@SledgeOfHouseHammer]

"I will fight for you in court because I. M. Weasel!"

[@thumb-ugly7518]

Allen took from Checkers. Checkers checked if Allen could take those hands.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Allan, in fact, could not

[@earltesticuclees167]

Those hands were Rated E…for Everyone.

[@paige_404]

As a librarian I can confirm this is exactly what my days at work are like. (no, actually, thankfully I work in a cute small town library, people are pretty chill and mostly friendly)

[@Coconut-219]

"Offensive only in their mediocrity" I am absolutely going to steal that line...

[@hamburger_eatspie]

Me too

[@MMDelta9]

The public library near where I work almost inevitably becomes a homeless shelter for the hours of its operation.

[@XH1927]

I mean that's what happens when you live in an urban hellscape where the liberal Kool-Aid keeps the necessary cullings from happening.

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Glad to see that you live in every town, USA

[@MMDelta9]

@MalleusSemperVictor Canada, actually

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

To help explain why Allan did that… Allan was a thief and needed tools to access an area… Checkers had an electrical toolkit

[@m.dave2141]

I wanted to see those lawyers roleplay so bad man.

[@PBoneSteak]

This library horror story is about how it goes down at my public library as well. As a library worker, we get to deal with all these...ah... Very Challenging Patron Issues all day.

[@EvanGunn-e8e]

I frequent the Seattle Central Library every so often. It's a fine example of Seattle mental healthcare , should you wish to see tourists, junky's and crazy people all coexist together.

[@PBoneSteak]

@@EvanGunn-e8e Sometimes I'm surprised that our libraries don't resemble Space Station 14 more closely. XD

[@Notabotbear]

That keyboard version of final countdown really hits hard.

[@mujinn_]

Got to love the final count down playing towards the end.

[@chrisrice7844]

You know, it isn't often when I watch these videos and think "Didn't I kill Tex in this one?" But when I do... I still don't regret it.

[@Laffyapathy]

"Got any holes on the station?" I laughed out loud while watching this and said to myself "Not yet." 🤣

[@MichaelUrocyon]

Librarians are real life heroes.

[@Highraven]

I love your dewey jokes at the begining

[@allones3078]

Love a good lawyer session

[@derekburge5294]

Good engies are always welcoming and cooperative. It's part of the creed.

[@QuietGiant]

Ah. Delightful absurdist comedy. Keep'em coming.

[@valeralishko8125]

KZbin be like: ONE PERSON MENTIONED...Ghost Lawyer

[@retnuhretnuh]

I love these 3a.m. uploads, so I can kill some time at work.

[@z2ei]

Tex, you're making me feel old. "Sliiiiiiime in the ice machine! Marvin Zindler, Eyewitness News."

[@jackielinde7568]

You talk about being let into areas you shouldn't be by pretending to work there, I can top that. Back in the 90's, one of my college jobs was sandwich delivery. You'd be surprised the places I was allowed to roam with a bus tub of sandwiches and cookies. No escorts or anything. Just, "Come on in, it's to the left and all the way in the back." And that's it. And I doubt a lot of places have really changed much since then.

[@SirusDiarota]

"Look at me, I'm cooler than you." Not a fitting choice of last words from a SEC officer who's accuracy stat matches his IQ.

[@m.dave2141]

I didn't even notice that those shitsecs could talk.

[@maverickentity9341]

Funnily enough, I also have "The Gun" on a shelf nearby. One of my favorite books growing up. Even used it to write a paper on the subject of arms trade.

[@steelgriffin7716]

Just mugged poor Allan in the hallways. Poor Allan.

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

Alan stole his toolbox sentry. Its deserved.

[@hamburger_eatspie]

He stole his toolbox, he had it coming

[@pan2990]

Weasel and Ghost, Attorneys at Law

[@Shipwright1918]

Heh, good Dewey Decimal joke, appreciate the 793.9 too.

[@SharienGaming]

cant figure out the decimals part, but given that the first is household furniture and the second is rhetoric and collections of literary texts... im guessing thats a chair and sometimes a thick book XD

[@WalterBarnes]

Is it bad I knew the numbers represented as soon as you said them? I'm glad I checked this stream out. ;)

[@paladinstar]

2am LETS GO SPACEMAN! praise z0rg

[@graywolfalphaone]

They had to kill you twice. The final countdown playing in the background was some hell of foreshadowing on back round players parts. LOL

[@apokalypsecow9756]

Tomatoes and wheat, some deconstructed spaghetti for lunch today I guess.

[@hamburger_eatspie]

Make your own spaghetti kit

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

LOVE ME SOME SPACE STATION 14! 😊❤👍

[@haikuart6317]

Holy shit it's really Christmas two space station videos in a week! ❤

[@fauxparadox]

Appreciate the ss14 uploads recently!

[@williamebel4763]

love you Tex.

[@ZAK31591]

I feel like teachers and librarians would drink a bar dry...

[@UndyingZombie]

Oddly not the first time I seen a Wraith be someone's lawyer.. Though your specific Wraith lawyer was really bad as their job compared to that one XD

[@e-train765]

HAIL CARGONIA!!! 🫡🫡🫡 PRAISE ZORG!!!!!! 🤘🤘

[@loreman2803]

Man Security really just out here being Literal Fun police 🤣

[@ps2killer1]

The 12 days of space station 14

[@NikovK]

Castles of Steel is excellent. I also suggest his other books on subjects like Peter the Great.

[@PiratePawsLive]

Signing up today, Klendathu was full so BPL has to do new AUX o7

[@Near_Toast]

i learned about the dewey decimal today... huh

[@maiabravo5978]

Do you ever play on Frontier SS14? You get to run your own ship and your money carries over round to round to buy better ships. Id love to be on your crew!

[@weeeeelp]

Tex was on Frontier like a year ago, there's several videos on this channel

[@StephenZenn]

I've worked in libraries for well over ten years and I don't smoke. Granted, the majority of that time has been spent in Cataloging.

[@jonbauml225]

Best time of the year

[@craigwinter3792]

Twilight in the Pacific is a good book.

[@SteelValyrian]

And here I was just an hour ago wanting more... my bad for not double-checking after work.

[@zalseon4746]

"Tastes like apples... and medicine" Why did an apple taste like medicine? Is the fruit infused with floor pills now?

[@EricDKaufman]

Europe's The Final Countdown.... I lost it!

[@KaiHarper89]

Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan! Face-Catch-Hands!

[@RealArcalian]

Tex Talks Libraries

[@casualtr4sh]

Been away from the station for a very long time Its almost comforting to see shitcurity is still a thing

[@LordZaxom]

Weasel and Ghost LLC

[@RayisX]

Just based on Tex's recommendations I want him to be my Librarian

[@relogos]

There is always that one Alan

[@ShagShaggio]

Ah yeah, there's my fix for the morning. Cheers!

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Hi, Tex!!!

[@ShagShaggio]

Quack

[@theblackpantslegion]

hi

[@rawheadrexx11]

Frank Zappa's kids lmao

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

Allan broke the NAP

[@wheelcha1rman2]

Tex has an advanced degree in Archival... Something? If I recall.

[@5eddie5]

Welcome to the library...where they bury the lies!

[@UNC_Samurai]

Massie on the desk? Do I sense more Ultimate Admiral shenanigans?

[@magmachicken4402]

1337 Leet Best video

[@Anarchy_Shark]

I've heard some groaners in my time but I think that takes the fucking cake

[@BasedBellagio]

Tex do you still play ss13 ever?

[@theblackpantslegion]

yes

[@BasedBellagio]

@theblackpantslegion nice, these ss14 vids definitely tempt me to try ss14

[@Nevalith]

My fiance works in Libraries and has done so for many years. Libraries are so horrible. LIke...people have no idea how horrifyingly gross they are. The amount of stories I hear from her are insane and much like getting older and learning how many animals you loved as a kid are just the worst I have been ruined further by having this info placed inside my brain...

[@catnipdavesscratchingpost1422]

I once was romantically involved with a Librarian and her twin sister and her choice of section to be intimate was very telling, the section where they had knot crafting and how to secure things with rope and chains. Not very meek to say the least. her sister was the section that had books about the psychology of let's say erotic controlling, they were polar opposites and since there were 2 of them you could add the "Bi" to the description of how dealing with them was like. but lovely girls both of them but when things were with both of them it got very confusing.

[@tumbleweed1551]

praise z0rg

[@chronicdose]

A yes the libarain

[@valcouren]

Was that a low rez version of the Floppotron cover of The Final Countdown?

[@TheShadowBoi]

This reminds me of my old rp server for arma

[@Valhain]

I don't get the Dewey joke!!!

[@Brigtzen]

What server is this?

[@cliffnpaige2009]

Clown Army.

[@wolfsruhm]

wow never seen such a volatile Shitcurity

[@doobythepirate]

lol

[@alexgelado]

PLEASE WIDE SWING WITH THE NORTHSTARS thank you

[@joshpesci3276]

liber arey people come in books go out knowlege mostley stays

[@Born_Yashish]

Please don't disrespect hard working libaries.

[@XH1927]

Libraries, that typo is sooooo appropos

[@asingularturtle]

Still like your vids. Praise z0rg. 🐢