Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy - vs. Shantotto Encounter Quotes

[@ryuixtream]

Exdeath : voidvoidvoidvoidx99 Shantotto : Your defeat is unaVOIDable Lighning : Go find your stupid Void and stay there

[@insanitized750]

Jecht : your chances are void unless you come and get me.

[@R0B5e55or001]

Your existence is... Voidable - Kuja

[@ALinusAppears]

Prishe: You make a big deal out of "nothing," really.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

Zidane: Little flamboyant to be talking about the Void.

[@DarkwaverStudios]

Your defeat is unaVOIDable! a burn if ever there was one.

[@Bentronicus]

Megamando Exdeath: Void? Void! VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JillofTrades]

+Megamando "Your defeat," *sunglasses* "is unaVOIDable" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[@reinat4186]

+MaronaPossessed XD LMAO

[@RyanBrown2K5]

They could've tried harder with the rhyming in some spots. For example: Warrior of Light: "You're not all you're cracked up to be. I'll teach you some humility." Garland: "Another so-called 'mastermind' I'll respond to your wrath in kind." Firion: "Jack-of-all-weapons? Master of none? You'll have narrowed it down before I'm done." Kain: "Not leaving? You should. I think it's quite clear you're up to no good." Bartz: "Stupidity? Impossible to gauge. Fools aren't meant for this stage." Terra: "Without control, can you call it power? If not, you will be devoured." Cloud: "You should keep your feet on the ground, especially with me around." Tifa: "A whelp like you best the likes of me? Your foolishness, I'll make you see." Ultimecia: "Is that all the magic you command? I have more in just one hand." Jecht: "Hmph. A man that acts like a child. I'll teach you to run wild." Mirror Match: "A failed copy of perfection? I'll not delay in your destruction!" Vaan: "You'll learn to mind your tongue, or from it you'll be hung." Gabranth: "I am the law here. It's time you learned that, my dear."

[@youngboystan3399]

finally someonehas a joke about ONION knight

[@corjonbett]

Gilgamesh has one, too. "I'll make ONION RINGS outta you, ya little BRAT!!"

[@lowhp_comic]

Cause everyone's too busy joking about him being a child

[@Werewolf293]

"Jack of all weapon, master of none" Kinda agree with her since Firion could use any weapons xD

[@syrelian]

He could also master them all, and a good amount of Magic

[@MethodFire01]

@@syrelian He even has an hp attack called Weaponmaster.

[@Kazeryuun]

When facing Yuna, Shantotto says, "A summoner, you say? Let's see a display". This is a reference to the fact that summoning is a forbidden school of magic in Vana'diel, due to the possibly life-threatening strain it puts on the summoner's body. basically saying that she wants yuna to die. lol

[@fantomeghostblacksapphire9152]

That's an actually pretty clever reference. Thanks for saying that! ★

[@finishng.2719]

yikes

[@finishng.2719]

yikes

[@finishng.2719]

yikes

[@daddyjojo9258]

yikes

[@AxalFlameHart]

3:02 "Hmm a man that acts like a child" Me: Damn that's cold (but then again that's pretty much true)

[@sterlingmuse5808]

+AxalFlameHart She's the only Dissidia character I've seen who doesn't compliment Jecht for something

[@bumi2090]

Sterling Muse Well she can up her trashtalk

[@mathewrivera6492]

She makes Kefka stop laughing.

[@matshbocks]

If he watches this he will get Ticked

[@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б]

Nobody can do that!

[@HaxHaunter]

the official Queen of Disrespect. now imagine Ganondorf, the King of Disrespect vs her.

[@reina2996]

Huh.....why’d you mention the ganondork?

[@Nosretep]

@@reina2996 Smash bros.

[@CommanderBroShep]

"Once a student, always a student." "So if I beat you, can I graduate?"

[@everthon2457]

I see!

[@erikstensaas1202]

Also Squall: (that'd make you the student too)

[@konii1968]

Shantotto : I think i'll take my onions fried Onion Knight : Oh you don't fuck with my onions

[@ReactRa]

Shantotto: There too small for my taste.

[@reinat4186]

XD

[@sebastiann.8088]

​@@ReactRaNAH 💀

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

I miss the old Exdeath quote: Inside your head, is the Void.

[@caster25000]

Yes, Shantotto is talking a lot of shit. Yes, she can back up every last word. Go look up the "End of an Era" cutscene from XIV. See the devastation that Bahamut causes. Shantotto's apparently on par with that.

[@MrTervehattara]

I just watched it and yeah..... There really aren't enough characters like Shantotto. Characters who can casually wipe cities off the map but just choose to run a casual curse selling/dispelling business because why not.

[@TTmaat]

1:20 Hah, Void jokes. Also, damn, so sassy.

[@mikerider2014]

Damn, she's dangerously savvy. Pure gold.

[@AdmiralStickney]

Shantotto: i suggest you find another job. Cecil: WTF!?! Do you know how hard it is to become the leader of the Red Wings?!

[@everthon2457]

Actually he found anothed job

[@MethodFire01]

It might be a dig at him changing jobs between dark knight and paladin.

[@n4rut089animereviewer]

Her best quote for Cloud is: "Your hair is a distraction."

[@dpolaristar]

Shantotto: You hide your tail but I still see you Quail. Kuja: A true poet is not confined to children's nursery rhymes.

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Kuja: *drops mic* (If not that, a rap battle between the two)

[@megamarsonic]

The puns! The rhyming! MAKE THEM STOP!!!

[@theviewer159753]

These puns are unaVOIDable...

[@smiffwilm]

The rhyming scheme is punny though.

[@fantomeghostblacksapphire9152]

I'm the only one surprised about how shady is Shantotto? I was thinking that Kefka and Ultimecia were good throwing shade but holy hell, this little witch hits where it hurts

[@J03_M4m4]

In Dissidia NT, there's a cutscene with Shantotto and Ultimecia throwing shade to each other with Exdeath, Kefka, Firion and Bartz (I think) watching from the sidelines. Two words for that: Pure. Gold.

[@etherealbladerx8153]

@@J03_M4m4na it was tidus I just came from there 😂 I think it was candi milo that does her voice I sho nuff can hear the va on the NT 🤣 not so much here but I think it’s still her

[@darobow]

Kinda reminds me of my old English teacher

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Except with less Rhyming?

[@lilliangriffin9013]

If Shantotto can be a teacher,Kefka will be her favorite student.

[@Youkesama]

You Sir, made my day !

[@lilliangriffin9013]

Thanks. Even through I'm a woman thank you anyway.

[@Freesiappe]

"What do you want to learn today, Kefka?" "I want to burn everything! Burn it all down! Destroy it all!!" "That's a good student!'

Oh my god. These are pure gold.

+Viktor Rucký My god I googled her name, read about her, and now I'm like She's the new biggest badass. She seems to be a worthy opponent to my physics teacher.

[@terraventusaqua123]

Shantotto: You should keep your feet on the ground. Cloud: (thinking) How the hell does she know about my motion sickness?

[@JOJO_A_GO_GO]

“Your defeat is unaVOIDable” Damn Shantotto. You got the whole squad laughing 😐

[@andrewkos5560]

Oh my god, Shantotto is the best. Her rhymes and voice are perfect

[@azurechocobo2709]

It's normal for Taru-Tarus rhyme. (Shantotto's race) The difference is she is the ultimate Black mage and the most robust and dominant personality of all the Final Fantasy Games

[@syrelian]

Uhhh, my buddy who played 11 says she's the only Taru-taru to do that

[@artofthepossible7329]

@@syrelian Did your buddy say anything about any other verbal tic?

[@Schwartzwindhero123]

Why must she rhyme all the time?

[@sonozaki0000]

It's a species thing, if I remember correctly.

[@lordkiljaeden3887]

You just made a rhyme

[@Hero_of_Legend]

Schwartzwindhero123 Because she's a poet, and doesn't know it.

[@kyu9857]

You just did.

[@alienxmz]

bars.

[@NeoDanomaru]

This mage must have BALLS to say that to Sephiroth, Jecht and Gabranth!!!

[@Valsu82]

Omg I've always loved Shantotto even having to do her quest back in Windurst for a staff and magic but also get her flavor titles.

[@D34DM4NW47K1N6]

I never realized how much she rhymes...

[@DQuan2394]

I LOVE how everyone says she's a cheap character and hard to beat because of it. She is my best character and just like every character she has points both good and bad. Her bravery is basically trapped at base level unless you can expertly use her easily blockable attacks. Her HP attacks while powerful are also a gamble of sorts. A high speed character (like Zidane or Tidus) can dodge and strike if you use them carelessly and long range fighters (especially Ulitmecia and The Emperor, both of whom when played right can turn the field into a playground of nightmares) can destroy anybody how doesn't know what they're doing with her. Her greatest perk of being small and hard to hit are balanced out evenly, but she's a fighter that you have to be patient to beat, can't just rush into it without a battle plan. Those ill-prepared wont be spared (RANT OVER)

+BluArc Oh my god, she really transformed in my physics teacher!

[@arcaniumdragon2444]

"Those ill-prepared wont be spared" That is something Shantotto would say.

[@24LionHearts]

Shantotto: you want ruin and rage? You've come to the right mage. Kefka: Says who?

[@fisherdotogg]

Says the woman who, upon realizing that the game takes place in a time loop, decided to start casting black and time spells at random until eventually something breaks and she can escape.

[@fahholliday5374]

Kefka is Shantotto's _bitch._

[@IsaacCahn]

FAH Holliday everyones her bitch

[@TheBonkleFox]

shantotto's exdeath quote is something outta a csi YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH montage.

[@PintheDog]

Sweetie on Tiny Toons, Irma on W.I.T.C.H., Cow and Chicken's mom on Cow and Chicken, Dona and Pacce in FF10, Madame Foster on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and probably many others I haven't named here.

[@Wolfboy2012]

Shantotto: I'm the law here Gabranth: Don't you mean that guy *Points to Dredd* Dredd: Your not the law I AM THE LAW

[@duelverse8410]

Good thing I wasn't the only person thinking that XD

[@AnthyBloom]

Cecil needs another job, Onion Knight is fried, Exdeath and his unaVOIDable defeat, ruin and rage in the right mage from Kefka? She see's Kuja's tail, Childish Jecht?! I absolutely love Shantotto.

[@naruto0116]

Shantotto: Once a student, always a student. Squall: Then I guess I'll graduate, once I beat you.

[@strmwvealpha1140]

Though you may disagree, the world is here for me!

[@MultiLightning123]

She's on Cosmos's side but she's powerful enough to wipeout the whole battlefield if she felt like it.

[@gjtrue]

Seems like Gabranth was the only for able to match her for the most part.

[@acidthemosquito]

Shantotto: DIDI! GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!

[@ReconHunter101]

Or that she's curious to discover how she's able to summon so frequently without putting that strain on herself. To Shantotto, observing her summons is basically just another form of experiment.

[@Kapenguin448]

She got the sass.

[@funhow123]

Shantotto is a bloodthirsty roasting maniac

[@tonberrykei]

Well, in XI she's quite an old lady. She's retired, lived through, and fought in, the Crystal War over 20 years ago in model vana'diel time. Guessing above 60.

[@rasdan1192]

Her rhyme is so good

[@Sabourok]

"Stupidity? Impossible to gauge." Hooray! a FFXI reference!

[@CrossKaizer17]

I want to see what happens if shantotto, kefka and laguna were to be in the same room

[@Vincent-kb8lq]

I miss Shantotto burning Cloud about his hair.

[@block36079]

I love Shantotto Favorite quote 1:41

[@tonberrykei]

She means both paladins and dark knights are accessible in FFXI. if you have both unlocked, Like Cecil does, you can switch between them at will. In short, it's a reference to XI's lolDRK (dark knight) trope. DRK is a great job in the right hands, but not everyone can play it well.

[@TheOnionFighterr]

the job joke with cecil was priceless!!

[@_opulence08]

Shantotto to Firion: "Jack of all weapons, master of none?" Me: "OOOOOOOH! BITCH GOT SERVED."

[@Rctive]

unaVOIDable

[@BlokHeadAnim]

Holy damn Shantotto is a dad

[@LordVanOskuro]

What?

[@BlokHeadAnim]

Van Oscuro Dad jokes = bad jokes/puns. Shantotto makes such jokes and puns. Shantotto = Dad

[@LordVanOskuro]

Ohai Driku Oh, like Kyouryu Blue.

[@Hyperion119]

Or Luan Loud.

[@BluLightningCos]

She voiced Madame Foster!?!?! Mind Blown

[@DecepticonSkywarp]

It was very unwise to judge me by size

[@gobzanuff5078]

2:58 Jecht: You're an old lady trapped in a ball.

[@dpolaristar]

Shantotto: You'll have no time for idle banter. Zidane: Look who's talking! Kefka: SMACK!!! Does it Burn? DOES IT?!?!

[@yakomofujikawa]

"you're defeat is unaVOIDable" I see what you did there...

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

I missed the "Inside you HEAD...is the Void." lol

[@rapidfire9999]

Shantotto: I think i'll take my onions fried. Onion Knight: Then I'll get them and rub them on your face! Can be?

[@CaptainOvide]

It's great that a Tiny Toon Voice Actor is in this Game.

[@TheSlimeHunter]

Is Shantotto a mage or a rapper?

[@matshbocks]

Both son

[@matshbocks]

Grundy Bundy or is she?

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

The Lone Wanderer have you heard those perfectly timed rhymes that seemingly nobody minds?

[@civilwildman]

Reminds me of Wheelie from the original Transformers series.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Shantotto is, without a doubt, the female Taru version of Charlie Sheen. She's always WINNING.

[@9Pointe0]

Oh, Shantotto! Wise and arrogant as always! XD

[@TakaneInuyasha]

It was very wide to keep Shantotto by side.

[@lawlmaster]

Shantotto is from the best Final Fantasy in the series, XI. She thinks she's all that because in XI... she really is. lol

[@creamncheese7761]

"You best keep both feet on the ground"🤣🤣🤣

[@OverlordZeroULTIMA]

Dang, she's vicious! But her rhyming definitely drove me nuts. :P I liked using Gabranth in her quest though due to the fact he challenges her, so she's there talking about him while he's in front of her face.

[@Kerrandrius]

Oh, so that's why Cecil became a paladin. Shantotto told him to quit being a Dark knight.

[@gojibbq]

Fuck, I love her. SHANTOTTO MY TINY QUEEN.

[@TheAzulmagia]

Me: Come on, Shantotto, can't you be nicer? Shantotto: Ohohohoho! No.

[@LordVanOskuro]

Is it wrong to compare Shantotto to TFS Mr.Popo

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Pecking Order

[@khfan-rk2xy]

No it isn’t they’re pretty much the same person

[@Senseilimb]

Your defeat is unaVOIDable. Oh my. The puns. They hurt me.

[@danmenard6917]

Sometimes the smallest can crush those who are tallest!

[@SeraphicY2K_YamchaSiren]

She's so darn cute, she might just be my favorite character out the whole cast.

[@GKuriboh]

Yes....they burn...LIKE A FLARE TO THE FACE!

[@therebelmage1914]

Shantotto- the origanal troll of the final fantasy series.

[@towerknight5012]

Shantotto: your defeat is unaVOIDable. Exdeath: *Glares*

[@QQKachu]

shantoto, sassy granny of the year.

[@revoidsallud9424]

I think you missed one there. "Destroy the destroyer, that's how its done." For chaos.(not feral)

[@gjtrue]

Interesting that in the original Dissidia, Shantotto's quote against Sephiroth makes it sound as if she's at least weary/cautious of him. Saying "I may actually have to *try* this time." 🧐 Sure, she can more than likely mop the floor with him but at the same time she's not careless enough to underestimate Sephiroth.

[@YTPrule]

Remind me of Yoda, she does.

[@Stormolom]

"I think I'll take my onions fried." lol@onion kid

[@veronis]

SHE'S SO SASSY I LOVE HER

[@Sabourok]

in FFXI, the only actual "boss" monsters are endgame and at the end of missions and story lines. That rating also applies to notorious (named) monsters that ranged from all levels from 2 to 75+

[@emelinacabuhat5984]

shantotto's quotes looks like rap

[@shaunm2691]

Shantotto is a Tarutaru, they have a hard time not speaking in rhyme.

[@Jaricko]

***** You are poet, and you don't even know it.

[@akkiko]

So was her reply to Cecil. Get it? Job? Dark Knight to Paladin? Aha~

[@steelcyclone1325]

Killed me w/ the Impossible to Gauge reference

[@steelcyclone1325]

Also Shantotto is my wife so ya'll better fucking respect.

[@terraventusaqua123]

@navytashigi Windurst Commandment #2: Do NOT speak of Lady Shantotto's hypocrisy or answer to the Lady's ultimate spell.

[@terraventusaqua123]

@navytashigi Windurst Commandment #1: Do NOT speak ill of Lady Shantotto.

[@MegaAnimazing]

1:41 Kefka's colored as he was in the SNES days.

[@syrelian]

Yeah, in Duodecium there's actually alt-skins, and for the FF6 characters its accurate to the game color schemes

[@atomicmoose5060]

As I've said before Shantotto the troll

[@juliantapia1407]

I do kinda wish some of the original dissidia lines had been kept. Her calling clouds hair distracting was fun.

[@Nightmaresplody]

"You are stewpid, You are stewpid, and do not forget, You are stewpid."

[@Sabourok]

no. When you check a monster for a general gauge of its power, you'd get "too weak to be worth while" "easy prey" and so on and the highest one is "impossible to gauge"

[@jonetgames]

Don't know who she is, but she has great lines. Her voice sounds older than I'd imagine. Sounds like a CN character?

[@elgatochurro]

Shantotto is the ultimate mage from ff11 who seemed to perfect/create black magic. Her influence is so great she's referenced in most black mage quests in ff14. She has a legacy.

[@jonetgames]

@@elgatochurro All I know is she's from FF11 which I never played but thanks for the info.

[@L2macho]

-*boing boing* -A welp like you best the likes of me? -*boing boing* -GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@tinamalee]

Shantotto : Once a student, always a student. Squall : Can I graduate if I beat you? (real Squall's quote to Shantotto) Shantotto : !@#$%^&

[@NexGenSaiyan21]

It seems as though she rhymes when she did some of the taunts.