Spatula Madness: The Storm

[@cozmicclockwork1136]

Something about a very powerful being who knows the future prophesizing your tragic death, then stating they're actively working to avert it, but lamenting how they seem to fail anyways is so horrifying.

[@TheCrashTest]

2006...I can't believe it's been almost 17 years since, in my high school computer lab, I found the Filmcow website and fell in love with talking spatulas. Pretty grateful for how this shaped my sense of humor.

[@Windows98.]

It’s been closer to 20 years than 10 years oh my god

[@TheCrashTest]

You're not kidding@@Windows98. I did some more math and I think it was closer to maybe 18. I remember emailing Jason in the early years just to say hi and how much I appreciated his work. Those were some cool days!

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

😮 the same thing happened to me with Cyanide & Happiness!

[@PorcelainSmile]

Spatula Madness is the cartoon we needed but never deserved.

[@TheCrashTest]

@@fukyuuzuesphantom9592another era defining slice of comedy!

[@moonlightshadowpony]

That's how Jere recruits, finding people who they know will die, and saving them. If they try to leave then there's always a simple line the higher ups can pull, sending them right back to the storms.

[@KryptiX_FPS]

You know it's a good day when we are blessed with more Spatula Madness

[@wanda5983]

That's what makes it a good day

[@muamua101]

This man is cursed with knowledge

[@corkattack5646]

There is nothing better

[@DBuckyBoy]

Madness? What madness? All I see are Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines

[@DerpyShoes]

I noticed that Belinda's eyes were hexagonal like right before she started getting into her talk about seeing the lines, and then Iris tried to cast a hexagonal spell. Truly amazing attention to detail, this world is so rich.

[@howardmurphy8019]

Belinda's brand of existentialism is unusually calming.

[@HimboVegan]

Its because it leans more absurdist IMO

[@Argonwolfproject]

Gives me major nihilism vibes. Of course I'm no philosophist, so take that with a grain of salt.

[@trogdoar149]

Spatula Madness is amazing. I love this series.

[@hannasmith2053]

I love Belinda's six-sided pupils, suits her perfect vision, six sides of sight.

[@ablockofcheese1337]

belinda has them too.

[@CrAzyM4nG0]

It seems the higher ups has em

[@genderender]

@@CrAzyM4nG0Craig in the previous spatula madness had squarcle eyes while Parker has circle eyes. Eye shape seems to relate to how much business power one has

[@DonovanHunt-o6v]

I really like this series.

[@deathblade111]

I loved spatula madness. Glad it still slaps.

[@pacotaco1246]

I knew something was going to happen when i noticed that belinda had hexagon pupils. Its the perfect shape

[@shroomyk]

Spatula Madness is legit one of my favorite series from you.

[@Nexsusthepro]

I'm going to use that line in DnD: "why are you helping me?" "Because you die, you died in that battle, you're dieing now, I'm just experimenting with how to pull on the strands of fate I can see but it does nothing to unravel your fate...would you like a protein bar?"

[@Battury]

Jason's work has become increasingly existentially charged lately and I genuinely hope he's doing okay lol

[@MrSamwise25]

Same. Hope you're OK, Jason!

[@-YELDAH]

Marshmallow people and that's our robert were over 10 years ago so I think it's safe to say he's... as reasonably fine as he's always been

[@cutthatscript]

lol are any of us really doing okay, plus his comedy has always been weird and dark i don't think we need to psychoanalyze a man we don't know outside of his humor😅

[@GustavoFernandesKing]

Who is Jason?

[@SackieBum]

ehhhh its not the first time, remember the "month of" series

[@risel56]

I'm just glad that Jason was able to address the plothole of who had responsibility over the Miller account. I've literally lost sleep over this and I can finally rest knowing that it's been resolved.

[@ripplered869]

she had people on it, until Dianna trapped them in the hexagonal void

[@TransRoofKorean]

This one was so good. Poor Parker, dies in the storm, probably of starvation, because he didn't even eat the protein-flavored protein bar.

[@Robert_Benfer]

Happy to finally see all my favorite characters back in a new Spatula Madness

[@colmryan9289]

As someone who is in recovery from depression, and who is on paper a high achiever who is doing brilliantly, Belinda’s words hit very hard and close to home. Great work as always.

[@FHBStudio]

I find engaging in gratitude and humility, and the realization that things could've been _so much worse_ to be very helpful. Having faith in (a better) tomorrow and getting another chance every time you wake up also helps a lot.

[@bait28]

I wish you luck! I can't escape

[@maxwellsimon4538]

That’s the thing a lot of people don’t get about depression. It’s not about circumstances or achievements. Some people are just cursed to see the world differently and there’s nothing to be done about it but learn to accept and live with it.

[@FHBStudio]

@@maxwellsimon4538I've been in a deep depression but I can't even see myself ever landing in one again due to how ffing positive my outlook is today. The biggest thing is probably having faith in tomorrow and knowing that all things come to pass. And that all will be right in the end, meaning, if things are not alright yet, it's not yet the end.

[@RogueMage50]

yeah bro ive been watchin for over a decade its wild

[@AenusGaper]

I think the funniest part was that ending. Belindas enemy admiting that she likes something being given to her. "Agh...thats the best one!"

[@eebgoz]

And the way she said "What flavor?" while maintaining the supernatural evil menacing tone.

[@eebgoz]

Reminds me of this 90's commercial for Tootsie Pops: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gni1c5aXnM1jlZosi=nVnf6C-U8cNRrN1F

[@Lambda_Ovine]

how is that your videos both fill me with existential dread AND hope at the same time...

[@HimboVegan]

How does this only have 27k views?? Its SO GOOD

[@ms.voicecrackm]

I love Filmcows sense of humor. It's either the most random thing right of the bat or it slowly descends into a madness that leaves you questioning every piece of media you've ever consumed or every interaction you've ever had. Also love how all the random fragments of Spatula Madness are slowly coming together.

[@theuncalledfor]

AFAIK, Spatula Madness was originally supposed to be a movie. That would be why they fit together, most likely.

[@ms.voicecrackm]

@@theuncalledfor I know! I'm just happy that he's posting more of it.

[@brainwasher3067]

Jason made a community post awhile ago where he said that the only spatula madness content that is related to the movie Is labeled as such and everything else is its own separate thing

[@theuncalledfor]

@@brainwasher3067 Thank you for sharing! I was unaware of this.

[@ms.voicecrackm]

@@brainwasher3067 I didn't know that! Thank you for sharing

[@Zelda_player10]

Every spatula madness has been a 10/10 , this is gold!

[@Teddie898]

The out of the blue counting in Greek got me

[@Feta301]

Was a pleasant surprise I don’t remember him doing anything else in Greek in the past

[@gamegenie11]

this is weird, yet i cant look away

[@watersomic]

"Parker! The storm!" "Yeah, exactly" After that ordeal and despite what the storm is implied to be I don't blame the guy

[@Elysiumlost]

Hexigons really are the best business shape.

[@shroomyk]

Hexagons are the bestagons.

[@SparkyStarLPS]

Coming back from from 15 years ago. Awesome to see Jason is still making content.

[@Cobblerfiend]

at this point I don't think I even want to know the true story. these little moments of unconnected yet similar strangeness are perfect

[@minimunman308]

When I was a kid I was a ghost house enjoyer now I’m 22 and I’m a mature spatula madness enjoyer

[@mintiestfreshness]

dang, I feel for Belinda. The defeat and ennui of knowing what will happen. She knows what was going to happen to Parker. She tries to save him. And yet, he is destined to die in the storm.

[@thomasmascari2453]

Hexigons truly are the perfect business shape

[@Jellofication]

Why does this have such a good story and dialogue, it shouldn’t be that way it’s about spatulas

[@tagada_gap9381]

spatulas deserve the best

[@imjustherefortehlulz]

Well it's not really about spatulas

[@voltimand4742]

​@@imjustherefortehlulz​Exactly! It is about madness.

[@NoteToLoser]

A good story with good writing can be about any kind of characters

[@EpicMuttonChops]

brilliance

[@WednesdayWorks]

love that the spatulas are coming back

[@SymphanyinSorrow]

Never noticed how well the mouths are done until now

[@donnaramos4031]

Videos like these are why Filmcow will always be my favorite KZbinr

[@MissPoemlover]

Ive been excited for this since you said it was coming on stream the other day. Great as always Jason

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

After all these years, more Spatulas

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

Finally, more Spatula Madness.

[@TheDJYosh]

This is so good. I have no idea what is going on and I like it this way.

[@danielmcguire8296]

This is Madness! This! Is! Spatulaaaaa!

[@lubbnetobb]

i just finished binging Filmcow animations 30 minutes ago, haven't seen or thought about this channel in 10 years. I loved the spatula madness stuff. this upload was uncanny

[@ikeaforlife]

Getting huge sluv vibes from belinda

[@AddNameLater]

Omg I never thought I’d see new Spatula Madness

[@filmcow]

You're in luck, there was another new one in July: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoO9mHyci8pol8U

[@AddNameLater]

@@filmcow IVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, FORGIVE ME FATHER

[@codycarney2311]

I'm not surprised anymore. This channel has s seemingly endless supply of ancient, surrealistic abandoned series that you eventually get back to armed with better production skills and experience. I have one thing to say to you. KEEP! THEM!! COMING!!! You are the absolute king of irreverent comedy that other wish they could have a fraction of talent of.

[@peregrinecovington4138]

This spatula madness gives me a good flip and waits for me to be well done

[@salmonkindalikeme9316]

I’m here for this Spatula Madness renaissance

[@MrBloodbunny]

Awesome 😃

[@HeirHaley]

No way! It's been to long. Missed you film cow.

[@wigglypfff]

Never stop filmcow, never stop

[@deejones0071]

Iris was trying to think in hexagons, the perfect business shape!

[@Arasarcan]

Nice; Belinda is getting some character development!

[@toxiclow]

fuuuuuck I completely forgot about this channel for YEARS!!!! Glad youtube decided to show me their vids again!

[@bebepopsr]

Mr. Steele, your work is so funny and odd and one of a kind, I truly love all of it

[@dr.gootendesnitchsnitchers827]

The best weird I can find on KZbin. And I love it ha ha

[@vegasbright]

Top shelf content. Bravo Jason!

[@TheJshox]

"AAAARGH..... That's the best one!" 😂

[@OREZTEHBACKSTRIKER]

aaaa... thats the best one...

[@Arasarcan]

Thank you very much for this! I deeply enjoyed it.

[@Rapamaru]

As a Greek,i enjoyed that counting 😉

[@JohnSmith-bn5mi]

Despite her existentialism... she was still trying to save Parker. That's oddly nice of this... odd person.

[@Onyxs]

Everyday is a good day when there’s new Spatula Madness

[@solarwalkman]

For once the homeless spatula is the straight man

[@coryfernandez2355]

Today a piece of lace started to unravel so I continued, watching it, pulling and pulling, wrapping my entire house in string, and once I finished I sat back to see. The string, once a lace, has now unraveled to mere trash, I watched the lines as they crossed about beautiful in a way, yet all I could think was… I gotta clean this shit up

[@dhtnrui]

In this terrifying, confusing world the only constant we can rely on is The Miller Account. Speaking of which I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day Jason

[@ExoskelletAnimation]

I dont know why il so attached to these spatulas but I am

[@nebulus_aversus]

The hexagon pupils were a nice touch.

[@JoshuaEFinley]

I love the continuity! The spatulaverse continues expanding!

[@ramr7051]

This is my favorite series. Keep it up

[@Khrayfish]

Couldn't click on this any faster, love Spatula Madness.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Today I realized I have a spatula shaped hole in my heart.

[@DHGameStudios]

I am glad this got picked up again. Certainly interesting to see where this will go, at least I hope you'll continue continuing it in our continuity.

[@SamBskate]

Damnit, now i'm aware of my lines. Thanks FilmCow

[@ZeepAtomic]

More Spatula Madness, let's goooooo!

[@humphreyforever]

Black comedy is great ... when you remember to include COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!111 10/10 great video

[@UncleHooston]

Oh boy here we go

[@mac24seven]

Oh my holy spatula! Soon we will see Trangle People again!

[@shootyboi]

I really missed these videos

[@GingerNorseman]

Well this a glorious blast from the past. Glad you resurrected the piece, mate.

[@Iamnuketastic]

Every time a new one of these comes out I become more confused about what the plot is, which I think is the point.

[@patheon9541]

im so mad i never heard of this series from film cow until now I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIFE

[@GooeyGremlin]

I am so desperately hoping to see all of these connected someday.

[@a1d2a3m41]

I don't know what just happened, but I never do with these, and yet for some reason I enjoy it.

[@theregular96]

MOM, DAD! WAKE UP! NEW SPATULA MADNESS JUST DROPPED

[@talbotbluechel2102]

That is a very luscious beard.

[@IYamJayJay]

Love spiritual spatulas

[@AM-wk9od]

Man I wish you finished the movie but I’m glad you’re doing what you like

[@Greenstorm33]

Delightful as always

[@JIreland1992]

You really never know what you’re going to get out of this series.

[@Trazel_Apeally]

It was never about the Spatulas... It was always a ploy to sell Protein flavored Protein bars to Spatulas unknowing of the delicious joys of Protein flavored Protein bars. Business aside, great video, thank you

[@swamplinglvr]

I'd listen to Jason read the phone book.

[@TheCreepyLantern]

ok but she forsee's him dying in the storm and seconds later he's heading out into it anyway. does that mean she really does see the lines and it's not just spatula madness?

[@deejones0071]

Considering magic and demons and ghosts are all canon in the Spatula Madness Cinematic Universe™, Belinda actually being a psychic isn't really that out there 😅

[@Khrayfish]

I thought she meant that he never actually got out of the storm at all, he was always outside on the street.

[@daleksec01]

I really hope we get the full movie one day… even if piece by piece

[@filmcow]

The movie was cancelled in 2009. With the exception of the two videos labeled as movie clips, the shorts released since then are original shorts unrelated to the movie.

[@mazgazine1]

OMG this is always best thing in the entire internet. that ending - what the hell.. I need a netflix series from filmcow that gets canceled after 3 episodes..

[@Zireael83]

epic!!!

[@YourButHed]

I love these. And, I think the newer ones may be better. It’s hard to beat the accountant song, but it’s captivating to just hear these bizarre people interact.

[@Dragonamg2]

Belinda reminds me of an old bass of mine. He was crazy too.

[@dylan_Coat]

I have no idea what I just watched but I think I love it