Spede ja todistukset.

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Tuomo Syväjärvi

Tuomo Syväjärvi

Күн бұрын

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@samppa92
@samppa92 7 жыл бұрын
Kelassa asiontia 😀😀
@lapanrallistories
@lapanrallistories 5 жыл бұрын
Sepä juuri. On tuo kela yksi helvetti :/
@gamer_plays5006
@gamer_plays5006 3 жыл бұрын
Kun mikään ei riitä
@AlluTheGamer
@AlluTheGamer 3 жыл бұрын
:D
@Darkambiens-hf6zr
@Darkambiens-hf6zr 11 ай бұрын
Väärin mikä tahansa viraston asiointi simulaatio!
@hansfyhrqvist7734
@hansfyhrqvist7734 2 жыл бұрын
Yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista Spede Shown sketseistä! Tuli aikoinaan nähtyä tv:stä "livenä".
@wikispedea
@wikispedea Жыл бұрын
Muistatko vuosilukua? Sketsi on todennäköisesti esitetty ensimmäisen kerran jossakin Spedevision jaksossa vuonna 1965-1967.
@hansfyhrqvist7734
@hansfyhrqvist7734 Жыл бұрын
@@wikispedea En kyllä valitettavasti muista, enkä ainakaan nopealla etsiskelyllä löytänyt tarkkaa vastausta netistäkään.
@utu2009ts
@utu2009ts 5 жыл бұрын
Huumoria, joskin osittain totta.
@micowikstrom7182
@micowikstrom7182 4 жыл бұрын
Osittain?
@TORCSBotStudy
@TORCSBotStudy 3 жыл бұрын
Aivan. Todellisuudessa asiointi ei ole yhtä mutkatonta
@keijokalkkuna9607
@keijokalkkuna9607 3 жыл бұрын
Täysin totta Suomessa.
@juhaollila5579
@juhaollila5579 Жыл бұрын
"Enkä ole myöskään seinähullu! Mul on todistus siitäki."
@Uno-mv7wz
@Uno-mv7wz Жыл бұрын
Kiitos Spede ja Pekka Laiho, R.I.P taitelijat
@jonsi43296
@jonsi43296 7 жыл бұрын
Mahtava, kiitos
@marittajakonen4358
@marittajakonen4358 6 жыл бұрын
Tämmöistä nykyään työmaakäynti 2 tunnin työstä!
@sammalthy1274
@sammalthy1274 4 жыл бұрын
Kela asiointi? XD
@jussir.6188
@jussir.6188 3 жыл бұрын
Tämähän oli paras Spede ikinä! Mahtava
@herkko61
@herkko61 Жыл бұрын
RIP Pekka Laiho.
@MarttiSuomivuori
@MarttiSuomivuori 3 жыл бұрын
Kiinan konsulaatissa hain passia kolmeen kertaan. Täti kyllä oli kiva.
@joojoojeejee6058
@joojoojeejee6058 3 жыл бұрын
On muuten naisten määrä "hieman" lisääntynyt tuon koommin... Silloin naisia oli siis 1,5 miljardia, nykyään noin 4...
@ozzylepunknown551
@ozzylepunknown551 3 жыл бұрын
WW
@villewallin6989
@villewallin6989 7 жыл бұрын
Mikä on muuttunut? 22.12 2017
@artoartoartoartoarto
@artoartoartoartoarto 3 жыл бұрын
Ja vaan pahenee ! 07.06.2021
@pajunen3
@pajunen3 Жыл бұрын
ja vaan pahenee 19.7.2023
@oskuhh06
@oskuhh06 Жыл бұрын
Ja vaan pahenee 20.7.2023
@lukalipponen1248
@lukalipponen1248 9 ай бұрын
Ja vaan pahenee ! 20.3.2024
@juhokotila5416
@juhokotila5416 Ай бұрын
Tässä on todistus siitä että vaan pahenee.
@topshape100-hydrolysedcoll4
@topshape100-hydrolysedcoll4 3 жыл бұрын
Tätä se meidän "yhteiskunt"a on.... nyk ään!
@ewlyon
@ewlyon 6 жыл бұрын
There used to be a version of this with English subtitles in KZbin. Anyone know where to find that, this skit is hilarious but not as much when you don't speak finnish
@OrangeShellGaming
@OrangeShellGaming 3 жыл бұрын
That version has probably been taken down, and I can't really add any subtitles on this video, so I can at least try to translate it: (Sign: "business grant bureau" 0:00 "Every time I come here I get told that I didn't have some necessary certificate, but this time I'll stand firm, as firm as a rock!" 0:07 "And if that's what it takes, I'll give him a left cross, like that! Take that!..." 0:18 "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." 0:58 "Good day, director." 1:01 - "Good day, director!" - "I heard you. What business do you have?" 1:04 - "My business is urgent. My name is..." - "I know, I know. You've come here so many times before, so come back tomorrow." 1:10 - "Please, Mr. director, could we not discuss this business today? I've got a long way back home." - "You've got a long way back home?" - "Yes." - "Well come back the day after tomorrow then." 1:19 - "Please, Mr. director, do you really not have the time to discuss this right now?" - "You probably don't even have all the necessary documents again, so come back tomorrow." 1:27 - "I have *all of the documents* with me this time! Every single one!" - "Every single one?" - "Yes!" 1:34 - "Your name is?" - "Pasanen, Pertti Kustinpoika." 1:37 - "and your date of birth?" - "Third of March, 1908." 1:40 - "You probably don't have any documents to certify these details, so go away and come back tomorrow or the day after that." - "I've got certificates for every single thing!" "Here's the certificate that I was born on March 3." "Here's the certificate that I was born in 1908." "Here's the certificate that Finland uses the Julian calendar, and that the year is according to that calendar." 1:59 - "I see, I see. Which childhood illnesses did you have?" - "Whooping cough, measles, mumps, hepatic fever[?], edema, typhus, whooping cough and a normal fever." [a pun on the last one that only works in Finnish] 2:14 - "And no allergies as a child?" - "No allergies. Nor did I have meningitis. Nor am I insane - yes, I have a certificate of that as well - nor did I have rheumatism." - "No rheumatism..." - "Not indeed." 2:26 - "Has someone gotten in your face?" [I might have missed a pun or joke here] - "Yes, someone has gotten in my face. Here." 2:31 - "I understand you have not been abroad?" - "I have not been abroad, here's the certificate." - "That is too vague. List every country you haven't been to." - "I haven't been to a single foreign country!" - "So prove it." 2:41 - "I haven't been to America, nor to England, nor to Canada, nor to Australia." - "Okay, what about..." - "Neither in East nor West Germany." - "What about Mozambique?" - "There you go." - "Zanzibar?" - "There you go." - "What about..." - "There you go." - "What about..." - "There you go." - "What about...?!" - "There you go." - "What about...?!!" - "There you go." 2:57 - "You're not even letting me finish and tell you what I want the certificate for!" - "I have certificates for everything with me today." - "I see. But I want two copies of every single certificate you've given me! Come back tomorrow." 3:10 - "I already have two copies of every single one of them today! There you go! And I have third copies in a safe at home, as my wife can tell you." - "I see, so you are married." 3:20 - "Indeed. Here's the certificate for that. And here's a certificate that I am a man, my wife is a woman, and that we are a husband and wife." 3:29 - "And you have not been married to anyone else?" - "No, I haven't." 3:34 - "Prove it." - "Prove it? There's no way I can prove that kind of thing!" - "Why not?" - "Why not? There's like what, 1500 million women in this world! I can't go ask every single one of them to provide a certificate that I haven't been married to them!" 3:46 - "Oh, you've already done the work of counting just how many women there are. So I demand that you bring a certificate from every single of them separately that you have not been married to them! Come back tomorrow!" - "Fine. I will come back tomorrow, but before that we'll spend a full working day! I've already gathered some ten thousand certificates! Here's one from... (listing names) ...and from everyone else..."
@ewlyon
@ewlyon 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeShellGaming That is incredible, thank you so much. I remembered the gist but having a translation is a lot funnier.
@Bisqwit
@Bisqwit 11 ай бұрын
Yes, I made a subtitling of this once, but I got copyright nuked.
@tabutoukka5181
@tabutoukka5181 2 жыл бұрын
Eniten hämmentää tämä, virkailija kysyy: "ette ole olleet naimisissa toisten kanssa?" johon Spede vastaa: "en ole ollut" ja lyö todisteen tästä pöytään kuten aiemminkin. Miksi virkailija siis edelleen tarvitsee todistetta ja miksi Spede ei tajua sitä edestään tälle virkailijalle osoittaa? Vasta myöhemmin toki selviää että hän haluaa todisteet jokaiselta naiselta.
@rikuhonkamaa934
@rikuhonkamaa934 2 жыл бұрын
Varmaa siksi koska tää on sketsi
@elzeheimer8687
@elzeheimer8687 6 жыл бұрын
Olkaa hyvä!
@YagartaYamamoto
@YagartaYamamoto 3 жыл бұрын
Ajovarmalla asiointia... Puuttuu sellanen ja sellanen paperi. Juu sullahan on tuo mutta toi onkin vanha paperi, se menee tämän mukaan varaa uusi aika ja sama jatkuu😂
@artokautiainen
@artokautiainen 2 жыл бұрын
Esteettömyystodistus olisi riittänyt. Virkavirheen teki kekkuli.
@pelle-einartti
@pelle-einartti 3 жыл бұрын
Tyypillistä sosiaalidemokratiaa, eli byrokratiaa.
@madfeldor
@madfeldor 6 жыл бұрын
Aivan mainio ja välillä tuntuu että niin totta :) Cheers...
@soileollikainen1157
@soileollikainen1157 2 жыл бұрын
Lu
@sketsia6899
@sketsia6899 Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Pekka Laiho :(
@helene4397
@helene4397 5 жыл бұрын
Olen usein miettinyt mikä ihmeen asia vaatisi tuollaisen paperisodan.
@masterbeatboy1388
@masterbeatboy1388 3 жыл бұрын
Kela
@jaska-jalmarixvi5757
@jaska-jalmarixvi5757 2 жыл бұрын
Eiköhän tämä vitsi nyt koske vähän virastoa kun virastoa.
@CaptainFieandt
@CaptainFieandt 7 жыл бұрын
Äiä on MVP kun on tän helmen palauttanu jakeluun
@jipsumies3435
@jipsumies3435 Жыл бұрын
Marraskuun tiliotteet unohtu
@DjVortex-w
@DjVortex-w 2 жыл бұрын
Suomessa ei kylläkään ole ollut käytössä juliaanista kalenteria sitten vuoden 1753.
@trokari97
@trokari97 2 жыл бұрын
Pisti myös mietityttään
@helene4397
@helene4397 10 ай бұрын
Ehkä siitä se kiikastikin.
@bobstones4015
@bobstones4015 Жыл бұрын
Jotenkin vaikutta tutulta tuo todistusten laita tänäkin päivänä🤔
@SilentOnion
@SilentOnion 2 жыл бұрын
olkaa hyvä
@rakentelija1980
@rakentelija1980 3 ай бұрын
Spedä Loiria ja Simoa on ikävä❤.
@rockola9265
@rockola9265 2 жыл бұрын
🕖🧾🧾🧾kaikki paperit 👍
@susannaturtia7172
@susannaturtia7172 2 ай бұрын
Melkein tätä päivää!?
@mikke4690
@mikke4690 7 жыл бұрын
:D :D
@Henrix1998
@Henrix1998 Жыл бұрын
Muistaako kukaan missä Itse Valtiaat jaksossa oli tähän referenssi?
@raimohaajanen2782
@raimohaajanen2782 3 жыл бұрын
Jo aikoja ennen EU:ta - Osuva kuvaus mm. EU:n byrokraattisuudesta. Direktiivi tämä ja diriektiivi tuo.
@sheogorad1
@sheogorad1 2 жыл бұрын
Spede on hyvin ennustanut, että millaista on hakea aselupaa urheilu perusteella nykyään.
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