"Speedrunning" Pokemon with 3 Idiots

[@shellshocker4u]

RIP Gerber, some of us will probably miss you ❤️

[@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726]

Probably

[@slippythesteps]

taken too soon… or not who knows

[@Calmtimer]

We may or may not have loved you

[@zillysfm]

ehhhhhhhhh /j

[@UmWhoAsked]

First Gerber now Mikey... how unfortunate.

[@NikFromm]

If Gerber knew how to wavedash, he would’ve been able to dodge the car. RIP, Gerber. You were my favorite baby food brand.😔

[@theconstellesproject]

You had a really cool grow-up plan too

[@BowlingBallBill]

this one time i was sitting in the middle of the train tracks like i usually do, scrolling on my phone when i saw a picture of granbull. i was so disgusted i repelled myself back when just then the train zipped by, so yeah granbull did save my life.

[@DKdrop]

This is lore-accurate. Granbull is the pitbull of the pokemon universe; an ugly, angry looking creature that wants nothing more than to share all of it's infinite love and affection.

[@darktrainermarkp4747]

Gerber: *Is a Vileplume in Friendlocke* Also Gerber: “Vileplume Sucks Derek” 4:27

[@RealPlushWorld]

LMAO

[@dustin202]

Well he would know, he has the experience

[@muffindestroyerr]

its the self hatred speaking :(

[@merpo2806]

He also cheesed the champion fight as Vileplume

[@ihaveuberautism]

vileplume does WHAT

[@Mandrilled]

no weapons, scrappy wins hands down. he has puppy power, like master chief does NOTHING against that

[@soup4219]

@@genericname2747 but master chief does also have plot armor. unclear if no weapons includes his armor that makes him the strongest soldier the UNSC can field, but if it does, i believe we could call the fight 70/30 in scrappy's favor.

[@lawofsirfignewton7881]

But remember- Scrappy may win, but mall wins for now

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@genericname2747 unless I take the car and drive straight through that hellspawn.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@soup4219 what plot armor, i die all the time in Halo

[@onlyone8331]

​@@lawofsirfignewton7881 tru

[@TECH097]

"Mikey what did you get? You go next." "I want you to go ne--" *"wE'rE nOt StArTiNg ThIs AgAiN!"*

[@demodemon8940]

"Vileplume sucks" *Flashbacks to the Hoenn Champion Fight* ...yeeaaaaah. Suuuuuure...

[@disacedin616]

Gerber, my man, YOU were the Vileplume that swept the floor with Hoenn's best!

[@lrobin-is8dg]

not even 0.1 seconds a annoying orange jump scare happened

[@naptime1912]

salty doesnt do voice impressions they're possessed by the character in question for at least one minute and up to 15

[@Itsunobaby]

4:39 salty whimpering timestamp

[@emzuxus6617]

Thank you sir. You are a national hero 🙏🙏🙏

[@Doorway907]

Thanks

[@NotLuke212]

I camed

[@Itsunobaby]

@@emzuxus6617 just doing my part 🫡

[@mageofchaos]

Doing gods work

[@chrisneedsmentalhelp8579]

Hey Salty, congrats on getting the role of Annoying Orange for the Annoying Orange live action film! I know it’ll be hard to compete with Keith David as Banana, but I’m sure you can do great, it was a role you were born for

[@brendanlowe8080]

So this is entirely separate from the Friendlocke canon, and it’s a race… is this the Friendlocke equivalent of Steel Ball Run?

[@AficionadosChris]

I edited this video two years ago, and 13:16 is still the funniest thing I've ever put together!

[@clintriggen3554]

Really, that long ago?

[@theh3647]

A video about live streams from like two years ago is not what i was expecting, but most definitely appreciated

[@vhproductions]

ROTTEN, MOLDING, SLOWLY DECAYING

[@gengarghast]

gegagedigedagedago

[@vhproductions]

@@gengarghast WRONG SONG BOZO

[@SunkBobCooksCereal]

EACH PUN AND EACH LINE, WAS IT ALL WORTH PRETENDING?

[@shirkingviolet6018]

Great to see these getting edited. Can't wait to see Salty's existential crisis as he realizes he might be Flashgitz.

[@rosennacht7624]

The drool from Salty’s character in the thumbnail is a little too detailed for the context lmao

[@stacy__fakename]

Don't point out things

[@Brick_Eater_]

imagining you looking at the thumbnail like "i know what you are"

[@rosennacht7624]

@@Brick_Eater_ I don’t know the context behind it since I haven’t seen Salty’s stuff in awhile. I just realized that it stood out compared to the rest of the thumbnail.

[@rosennacht7624]

@@stacy__fakename Somebody else would’ve done so tbh.

[@notherapy4u]

He removed it lmao

[@valeriehendrickson2456]

Salty’s impressions are like a punch to the face every time with how good they are it’s jarring

[@PoisonLaz]

"Imagine the one viewer who likes Granbull" Mean to me...

[@toxictincan]

Fun fact that I found out just a couple days ago: The creator of Annoying Orange is both trans and non-binary I went into comatose for a short while after that revelation

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

He is literally an orange my dude, dont overthink it

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

​@@GaybrohamStinktonorange lives matter

[@starlightmasquerade4968]

@@GaybrohamStinktonThe creator of the show is not an orange, to my limited knowledge

[@divineterabyte5181]

As one of those, it tracks

[@updownbanana]

they also came out publicly in an interview with smosh in the same year they bought the channel back

[@fatknuts]

ah hell yea, the race is my favorite vod series to rewatch, glad it got a main channel vid.

[@sheaedwards]

Aaaaand it's all over my screen... Just lost my edging streak! Thanks Salty :)

[@flapsonni2137]

awww 😊😊😊

[@astersworld6169]

Most unhinged comment of all time

[@TheMiningMeteor]

Me when I watch “The New Norm” on “X”

[@perrywakeman4087]

I didn't even last to the gameplay

[@mxyzptplk]

:(

[@Bliffenstimmers]

They removed the saliva from salty’s mouth in the thumbnail. Don’t forget what we had.

[@Sillywalls]

Your avatar looks like it’s about to say “oh boy!”

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Well, hot dog!

[@SnoozeCruisin]

6:40 Good old One-Ball Salty never disappoints

[@Crabeman16]

Oh wow I checked when this was streamed and damn 2 years ago lmao, happy to see it finally getting turned into a main channel video the og streams were funny as fuck

[@pichugirl-me7tp]

this is a 2 year old stream?? this makes the friendlocke comment so much funnier

[@pineball43]

DEREK STOP CHANGING BETWEEN THE REGULAR THUMBNAIL AND THE HORNY ONE

[@SiebayPlays]

“Everybody hates Friendlocke” Me who literally was watching that shit yesterday

[@DankeDummkopf]

Genuinely thought the end card was an early ending joke, then it kept going.

[@stalebiscuits07]

genuinely gonna fist fight anyone who hates friendlocke, #1 friendlocke stan for LIFE

[@SBMBMPSPPS69]

Good ol' Saltydkdan and his entirely original content.

[@chiptuni]

00:42 LETS GO MY 2 FAVORITE KZbinRS HAVING VAGUE KNOWLEDGE OF EACHOTHER

[@whackareal]

REAL

[@owoowo9782]

REALLLL

[@FeeshUnofficial]

I mean it makes sense to me that both know about each other. Salty is that one funny guy that everyone has watched at least one friendlocke of, including other youtubers interested in pokemon, even if they don't watch much youtube. And Salty seems like the kind of guy to watch both Alpharad and Jaiden

[@snomvish]

Scrappy wins with prep time and technology, but I’m gonna consider demons and robot Mr.bean as weapons. Do note that scrappy would put up more of a fight than you’d think, but puppy power can only get you so far

[@dirtmumcher]

A SECOND CAR HAS HIT THE GERBER

[@tendo649]

You will never understand the pain of losing Dr. Bustdown

[@DinahDissects]

I swear I remember that name but I can't remember from where

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

​@@DinahDissects Alpharad.

[@steve.s8495]

So you're telling me I could've waited 2 years for the highlights and not deal with the Peter Griffin "Holy Fu_"

[@foggyfen4385]

8:29 LIES AND SLANDER I LOVE FIREND LOCKE

[@taliem6763]

The split second image of Zack at 15:22 when Gerber said “me?” really tickled me

[@Yojo64]

Granbull is actually really good. It has a base 120 attack stat so it can do a lot of damage with physical attacks. I genuinely don't think I would've been able to beat Crystal without it.

[@Noivern11]

Master Chief if sober, Scrappy Doo if drunk

[@georgehebblewhite]

Actually blessed to open youtube and see salty has just uploaded

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

16:17 i don't know how I expected the video to end but it definitely wasn't this

[@Heart_Of_Oak]

I will NOT accept slander of Granbull! They are so cool and fun and I will expect a gift basket in the mail as an apology.

[@thecornmaker849]

Granbull did save my X nuzlocke more than a few times so yeah. Casts Mikey into the hundreth layer of hell

[@FireFarmer123]

so sad to see freindlocke go but glad we still have friendlocke to look forward to

[@dinowhoore]

why is he drooling so much in the thumbnail what in the yaoi

[@junkeyz]

oh boy can't wait to watch my favorite youtuber! i hope he doesn't insult granbull, my favorite pokemon in the world that saved my life! EDIT: oh

[@acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684]

That's me, I'm that one viewer that likes Granbull!

[@niftysun393]

Rest in peace old thumbnail 😢

[@Krabby912]

This is the closest thing I’m gonna get to a friendlocke

[@ajbubajbub2743]

I find Granbull delightful

[@sumrandomguy8659]

When he said "todays episode is sponsored by..." I actually thought there was gonna be an ad and wanted to skip it

[@ChildNightmare]

13:45 my dinner literally just caught fire

[@bastiancu2365]

I watched these full streams. Did not expect a summary video. I am EATING

[@johnoneill1386]

Someone told me you were one of the funniest KZbinrs. No one has been that wrong since someone suggested the earth is flat.

[@pennyhaywood3085]

Well the video is already off to a great start.

[@HiHelloGreetings]

what a banger of a video! ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

[@drillbitz2816]

Your honor, THE DAN IS BACK

[@bate3321]

it's me. i'm the one viewer that loves granbull.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

Seeing "Edited by AficionadoChris" at the end gave me fucking whiplash, that's a name I haven't heard in fucking years. Good to know he's still active online

[@FlickAnimations]

I am so honored to be named after Mikey’s Sudowoodo. Edit And Slight Spoiler: Actually NVM.😕

[@FlinterWoof]

Okay but we never got to see who won, there needs to be a part 2

[@Fihn]

New SaltyDKDan Video. Life is good.

[@BigLoonie25708]

you left us on a cliffhanger now we'll never know who won

[@acetrainerdevin1164]

4:34 i feel called out lol i do mono fairy runs of fangames and granbull tends to be one of the better early game fairies, it does fall off later though

[@sonicmeerkat]

just love that the video just ends with stepping on smurfette

[@DerpyHDoo]

Who tf said no more friendlocke??? Ill beat them

[@holdthemayo9132]

4:17 saltys a vileplume fan. Lets gooooooooo

[@franciscapicornellarrom4518]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@allosaurustime]

Vileplume fucking rocks

[@ChanChopin]

I love Granbull lmao he knows all the elemental fang and punch moves and I think that’s neat

[@deefelloff]

I was scrolling for content to watch while eating and I got a notification for this. Thank you saltypants!!

[@Spaget99]

I'm glad they brought Gerber's ghost back from hell to participate in the stream

[@davejeneef7727]

[Image of a person watching the video equivalent of ivermectin ketamine soup, saying "this is some good content!!" ]

[@silverwolfkai]

Hope there is a part two because I was really looking forward to hearing salty get mad at me again for suggesting that he go to the game corner in order to get thunderbolt because he kept losing at the elite four when thunder kept missing lol

[@jvever4904]

I remember watching all the VODs for this stream... Good times.

[@changedtwicevery14days]

They don’t call Scrappy Doo scrappy for nothing, Master Chef might be in a bit of a pickle against the Doo

[@Lucifersfursona]

The opening of this video gave me emotional damage (until pear showed up)

[@miloweiss5201]

Jaiden in the video, he’s finally a poketuber

[@MateCo19]

Finally the link between Alpharad and Salty that I’ve been praying for

[@kilobytes4537]

I was choking on my food as a Granbull-enjoyer. That's the only reason I was crying. I swear!

[@alimancer6018]

4:33 My Granbull ended up carrying my team though my Hardcore Pokemon Crystal Nuzlocke and died on the 3rd elite 4 member 😢

[@TsukiCondor]

Salty's Orange voice is scary at how good it is 🟠

[@dhampir_days]

9:25 I will never hear Riptide the same again

[@kaiandtheskitty]

Bro I was raised by a Granbull when my mother gave birth to me & abandon me in an alley in the Unova region. The fact you made fun of the pokemon I idolize the most disgustest me

[@teru_31]

Just got to 4:56 and I would like to say I AM THE ONE GRANBULL FAN. Me and a friend are doing a randomized soullocke and he has come in clutch so many times

[@ChumitoMC]

FINALLY THIS BECAME A VIDEO I wanted ro see the series but ir was too long WOOO !!!!!!! I hope Gerber is good now

[@cinderspectacular]

Mal Better is a funny name for an Azumarill, reminds me of my shiny Cyclizar in Emerald Rogue that I named GerberPlus

[@LuperisNone]

Salty role playing annoying orange with his friends has the same energy as reenacting Wolf's Rain in Wii Skiing.

[@Tekkidon]

Love a salty upload on my birthday

[@Artificer_]

opened youtube. and the SaltyDKdan post was there.

[@chear8145]

that ending was very sudden i thought it was a fake out for a second lmao

[@nomihabo9752]

I didn't think this one would become a video

[@nomihabo9752]

Oh nvm i mixed this one up with the other pokemon tournament with gerber and mikey

[@glenndeH]

Imagine being in a car crash and to make matters worse having to be part of a Salty "Saltking" DKdan video to get funding, truly I can think of no worse punishment

[@Lus_whatever]

Orange and Apple are quite the PEAR!!! Ha ha... Haha... Hahaha.... Ha...... I should die

[@societyman7526]

I apologize in advance Salty, but you’ve uploaded a Pokemon video, so I feel this is obligatory: “Where’s Season 4, Salty? We’re all waiting.” (For the record I don’t even know if S4 is happening. Take your time Salty lmao)

[@franciscapicornellarrom4518]

Dont worry, its coming on February 30th 😁

[@societyman7526]

@@franciscapicornellarrom4518 Lmao

[@llama4786]

salty a grammarly ad played before i watched this video. I wasnt paying attention and there was a white boy in the ad, and when i heard him speak i thought it was you

[@Eric_64_UwU]

NEW SALTY VIDEO? ON MY BIRTHDAY!? BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!!

[@Kirbun]

Me forgetting this was a 16-minute video being caught by surprise with it suddenly ending

[@SpikeTheController]

Bringing up Annoying Orange gave me psychic damage by making me remember that Tobuscus was in that show

[@Newtid]

annoying orange mentioned 2 seconds in, i am joyous

[@SherbetSketcher]

I like this video its quite good