Speedrunning YT Shorts

[@joe_caine]

Brb reciting the Bible rq Also boku no chin chin chiisai desu

[@halo_ultra5524]

I agree i also have a boku no chin chin chiisai desu

[@JoeMad437]

I didn’t know that, thank you bruh

[@midnightmoonlit3741]

I understood that reference

[@Snjsjsndbrvg]

Yooo same

[@CMCC1017]

Ah yes, boku no chin chin chiisai desu, I have that rare disease!

[@cean03]

Joe became Jotaro at the end there.

[@mikehawk9238]

don't you mean "Joetaro"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... kill me....

[@pauliusbrenkevicius2087]

So its the same type of stand as shorts platinum

[@Super_Kero]

JOJO REFERENCE???!!!

[@Malnutrition69]

​@@mikehawk9238 Later

[@stefangabriel5807]

SHORTS PLATINUM KZbin

[@Curvial657]

"Just give up" hits hard 💀

[@_settgaming]

A grave statement indeed

[@Halal_Sahibi]

@@_settgamingYour pun made me laugh so much I started Coffin

[@Pizzagod_432]

​@@Halal_Sahibiur not funni

[@SupImCamm]

@@Pizzagod_432your name is pizza rules literally the most basic ahh name to ever exist 😐

[@SupImCamm]

@@Pizzagod_432 what coming next Dragonplayz

[@hmm_monkey]

"I would've preferred you beat me up and called me gay" -Sonic

[@PlayerE]

Innit

[@HoomanBeing72]

Shadow proceeds to recite the whole bible

[@KELBOOT]

​@@HoomanBeing72He stopped breathing too

[@JazeelAurickRahardjoXinm-bj1ik]

" YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!?!?!?!?"

[@ayshare4071]

"Joetaro"

[@Jupiter_planet]

We need the full video of him Reciting the bible in Japanese 🔥🔥🔥

[@noahwils8590]

Yessssssss

[@MexiMonkey]

Jhett released a video of shadow the hedgehog reciting the first verses of the bible in response to sonic

[@jasonyones5103]

"Is that actually the bible?"

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@jasonyones5103that video is funny

[@rizzie8066]

"He stopped breathing, too!?"

[@TheHardestBoiled]

"They get groomed" -Joe Caine 2024

[@8-bitstupidity183]

Damn Minecraft KZbin been stepping up their game

[@superlionrw]

minecraft KZbinrs if video making stopped being profitable

[@alexatrr7089]

Weird that’s what Alex Kister did

[@chip4039]

Kids in my basement

[@BritishGuy69420]

- Faqids 2024

[@TheStickmanPlays0]

Him: Will you date me. Breathe if yes. Recite the Bible in Japanese if n- *Gunshot* Him: Not another one...

[@awesomepotato-4B1]

hehe

[@rebaraninath4596]

HELLOO

[@Niconotfound]

thats an athiests choice

[@Tuetoberger]

@@Niconotfound Personally, as an atheist, I won't mind reciting the Bible. Sure, it'll be annoying, but I can comfortably say at least 75% of atheists would agree with me. So, it doesn't really matter.

[@poland259]

@@Tuetobergeras a certified atheist, I agree👍

[@Macaroon-maccroky-asmr]

1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。 3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。 6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。 9-10「空の下の水は集まって海となり、乾いた地が現れ出よ。」こう神が言われると、そのとおりになりました。神は乾いた地を「陸地」、水の部分を「海」と名づけました。それを見て満足すると、 11-12神はまた言われました。「陸地には、あらゆる種類の草、種のある植物、実のなる木が生えよ。それぞれの種から同じ種類の草や木が生えるようになれ。」すると、そのとおりになり、神は満足しました。 13これが三日目です。 14-15神のことばはさらに続きます。「空に光が輝き、地を照らせ。その光で、昼と夜の区別、季節の変化、一日や一年の区切りをつけよ。」すると、そのとおりになりました。 16こうして、地を照らす太陽と月ができました。太陽は大きく明るいので昼を、月は夜を治めました。このほかにも、星々が造られました。 17神はそれをみな空にちりばめ、地を照らすようにしました。 18こうして昼と夜を分け終えると、神は満足しました。 19ここまでが四日目の出来事です。 20神は再び言われました。「海は魚やその他の生き物であふれ、空はあらゆる種類の鳥で満ちよ。」 21-22神は海に住む大きな生き物をはじめ、あらゆる種類の魚と鳥を造りました。みなすばらしいものばかりです。神はそれを見て、「海いっぱいに満ちよ。鳥たちは地を覆うまでに増えよ」と祝福しました。 23これが五日目です。 24次に神は言われました。「地は、家畜や地をはうもの、野の獣など、あらゆる種類の生き物を生み出せ。」そのとおりになりました。 25神が造った生き物は、どれも満足のいくものばかりでした。 26そして最後に、神はこう言われました。「さあ、人間を造ろう。地と空と海のあらゆる生き物を治めさせるために、われわれに最も近い、われわれのかたちに似せて人間を造ろう。」 27このように人間は、天地を造った神の特性を持つ者として、男と女とに創造されました。 28神は人間を祝福して言われました。「地に増え広がり、大地を治めよ。あなたがたは、魚と鳥とすべての動物の主人なのだ。 29全地に生える種のある植物を見てみなさい。みなあなたがたのものだ。実のなる木もすべて与えるから、好きなだけ食べるがいい。 30また、動物や鳥にも、あらゆる草と植物を彼らの食物として与える。」 31神はでき上がった世界を隅から隅まで見渡しました。とてもすばらしい世界が広がっていました。こうして六日目が終わりました。 I can’t date a man plz pin this took 5 hours and I’m still holding my breath

[@Blurrduk]

How is this not underrated-

[@hanselalonzo5087]

What did you say?

[@FridoCalvo]

Yoooo bro is using Ai GPTCHAT and translate them in Japanese and copy paste it💀💀

[@babitaadhikari2340]

He didn’t pin you…

[@AlbertoCamacho-p3g]

M

[@stonytrees8573]

Gotta respect how much work he puts in shorts

[@ICyclic]

E

[@galaxytab5621]

Ye

[@NevadanDriver]

Bro seriously refused him too hard 😢

[@user-zp5tf1pn7m]

2k likes no replies 💀

[@NevadanDriver]

@@user-zp5tf1pn7m you're right, but obviously its not a controversial comment. Bro refused him too hard 😢

[@kristysingh8486]

@@NevadanDriver make it 3

[@AverageTSM]

"But if the door is made of metal, just give up." Fair enough.

[@LoLafton]

Welp, I guess I'll die

[@Darkerthanu]

There's nothing we can do

[@Blumpkinthehobbit]

You can’t get fairer than fair enough

[@RueI_I]

alright time to buy a metal coffin for buryi- i mean educational purposes.

[@madhurisingh105]

​@@LoLafton what meen you guess 😅

[@cef]

Bro how did you turn from a kind old man to such a sexy anime antagonist in a matter of seconds

[@Dracticy]

“And you stopped breathing too!? I would have weathered you have beaten me up and called me gay!”

[@theshadeow5103]

The only weathering experienced would be by your pants

[@theshadeow5103]

The only weathering experiences would have been by your pants

[@Combustie]

I would rather*

[@DewIsAGorilla]

I remember this! 😂 From that one sonic meme, yes?

[@studsheep]

​@@DewIsAGorillait's from jehtt, hes an amazing voice actor for sonic memes

[@Dwilli_2]

The video:🚫 The capybara in the water:✅️

[@yourfriendlycapybara]

yessir

[@elirosedejesus4974]

Fr

[@Moni-u6z9y]

👍

[@CornDog-111]

fr

[@felipeandfriends5404]

Fr bro

[@TryDrinkingWater]

"What the-" "All without breathing too?!" "I wouodve rarhered you just told me to shut up and call me gay."

[@AhanOna]

*You stopped breathing too!? *would’ve preferred* *called

[@charlesdoe2872]

would've preferred*

[@Feild_O_Fox]

Bunch a nerds in yer comments rn.

[@IanGaudion]

The meme

[@josephvanhaaften7710]

@@charlesdoe2872 its on purpose because thats how it would sound

[@silentassasin82silentkille76]

'They get groomed'

[@OfficialKirby]

“You could have just called me gay and we fight!”

[@jerkface.]

Ahem its acutally "I would have preferred if you beat me up and called me gay!"

[@theufish4049]

Nah uh domain expansion infinite void

[@NightfurySkrill_Joel]

That's the 669th like for you... NOICE 👌

[@Ethantheplanecrazyman]

If you’re reading this you’re gay

[@Antek-vl6rp]

Cool pfp

[@Zhongli_ThefatherofXiao]

That Kazuha image with a knife... He looks menacingly adorable.

[@peepington9940]

Fr Kazuha caught me so off guard

[@I_LL_07]

Yah he's returning

[@Samudra2049]

Genshin fans when they're game were mentioned for million times already (like it already not mentioned today)

[@Zhongli_ThefatherofXiao]

@@Samudra2049 So true tho.

[@slimetank394]

​@@Samudra2049there are actual problems to worry about.

[@Michiko_B]

still hold my breathing until this day

[@Captain672plays]

glad someone else saw that

[@Helpertf2]

Hey buddy, you still holdin' it?

[@Lufthansa_ptfs785]

I was also holding my breath until the video finished. Anyway rip, I think he lost conscience after a month 👁️👄👁️

[@Vo1dCl4ssic]

It has been a month I don't think bro is alive💀🙏

[@denisyt8408]

The phone chatges slightly faster beacause it has a wattage limit

[@D4rkshadow690]

joe is the speed runner of the speed runners his videos always make me laught ty joe😊

[@tatsuyashiba6931]

Bible in japanese sounds almost as strong as a politician speech in german

[@ILiaGeTi]

🙋‍♂️🇦🇹🖼️

[@CT-7567CaptainRex6]

You mean 🇩🇪

[@Dam_thatscrazy]

@@CT-7567CaptainRex6nah he was Austrian even though he led the german military

[@louctendo1321]

As a German the modern ones are just boring

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

​@@louctendo1321Do you really want to go old school?

[@TheFelix-YT]

The capybara at the start 🤣🤣

[@sk1zlet]

How do I acquire one

[@UraniumIsIngestible]

fr

[@acable2]

Ima comit steal coconut doggy

[@sk1zlet]

@@acable2 Yes

[@Capybara6749]

Yes.

[@Tragic_TV]

I can't belive Joe did that without breathing

[@Thelastmanonearth5555]

Thank you, Joe for providing good quality content for me to enjoy

[@O12az]

"will the battery become pregnant" GOT ME OFF GUARD 💀💀💀

[@tonllenos]

Damn siri had fun💀

[@Siffrinloop]

​@@tonllenos with who...... Alexa?

[@kidsandtoys2016yt]

​@@Siffrinloop Alexa is a girl

[@IMHIM-n4n]

​@@SiffrinloopYO💀

[@michaellie6932]

AYO

[@Not_Sam17]

"But if it's made of metal just give up" 💀

[@capybara3098]

"What the?! AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!"

[@yourfriendlycapybara]

brother :O🤫🧏‍♂️

[@zebaguettefromfrance1287]

I'd rather you just beat me up and call me gay!

[@hayderhashim779]

This is why I just love this videos

[@Halfof-thebundle-kk5gu]

Bro spent 5 years of his life to learn the first 2 verses 😂

[@Buzzbot-]

But the video did cut away so he could have fully recited it off camera.

[@Halfof-thebundle-kk5gu]

@@Buzzbot- Fr

[@TheLady_Lynn]

He could have recited "Jesus wept" that is a single verse. And it technically is reciting the Bible in Japanese. He never said how much of the Bible. Or, option 2 "In the beginning... Amen" which is the first and last word/s of the whole Bible.

[@Scaramouche_Helicopter]

Kazuha suddenly appearing with a knife killed me 😂

[@DaNiceGuy]

He actually did… seriously, why kazuha with knife for “calm” situation?

[@Scaramouche_Helicopter]

Holy shit, didn't know it would get 70 likes. I sound like one of those annoying ass kids but DAMN

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@DaNiceGuy air

[@BraxtonKovary]

"They got groomed" is wild

[@Mr.Blueberry57-s8v]

"YOU STOPPED BRETHING TOO!"

[@eilia_hq7259]

Bro turned into an anime Vilian with that tone💀

[@GalaxE0z]

Same but I recited the Quran bc I’m Muslim 神の契約には神だけで十分である、神は堅固であり、鞭打たれたり、むち打たれたり、むち打たれたり、滅ぼされたりしたことがない

[@ArchilDolaqidze-e2o]

​@@GalaxE0zchill

[@Monkey4hire3448]

Bro kazuya showing up in the end jump scared me😅

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。 3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。 6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。 9-10「空の下の水は集まって海となり、乾いた地が現れ出よ。」こう神が言われると、そのとおりになりました。神は乾いた地を「陸地」、水の部分を「海」と名づけました。それを見て満足すると、 11-12神はまた言われました。「陸地には、あらゆる種類の草、種のある植物、実のなる木が生えよ。それぞれの種から同じ種類の草や木が生えるようになれ。」すると、そのとおりになり、神は満足しました。 13これが三日目です。

[@roccajay6405]

e

[@Vinny-sn3hd]

This is some dedication

[@luism3081]

Im not reading all that. 💀

[@eddienarrea3638]

A Masterpiece.

[@suspicioussand]

bing chilling

[@ThatOneDeadDino69]

“And you stoped breathing too?!”

[@chitokoto]

Bro literally used kazuha as the "thread"😂 (edit:thanks for the 224 likes and any stays?)

[@AlexiRo576]

Yea

[@Aye-hq7jq]

Yes

[@harveyspecialtyclinics7970]

Yeah

[@360gaming-u9p]

I am not used to that flag is it Luxembourg. Reverted

[@namgaydorji1339]

Indeed

[@PurplePanda2]

Great video like always :)

[@KermitLeFrogg]

The Persona 5 music makes the video waaaay better

[@Ennardfromfnaf]

“無がオ氏はナタ鼻から血　ナタ鼻の先," got me 😂

[@momsaccount4033]

As someone who doesn’t speak Japanese but is half Japanese and has therefore heard fluent Japanese a lot, the way Joe tried to speak Japanese is very respectable, but the attempt is also adorable

[@NamdarOmer]

HE DID THAT ALL WITHOUT BREATHING....

[@ЖанПьерТуалет]

Bro really wants to hoyoverse to sponsor him💀

[@LeiaDoyle-v1v]

It’s okay Joe I still love your vids and you!

[@Krystals-me9ls]

"They get groomed" -Joe Caine, 2024

[@KmiloO13me]

The elden ring music only makes it better

[@gbemacao31]

FINALLY, AN ELDEN LORD!!!

[@pkfire5790]

that's persona 5 not elden ring

[@SkylarDear_466]

"Oh my god, he even stopped breathing"

[@alexjackyperson101]

The whole time he didn't even breath once

[@SniperGaming-69]

"I would have just preferred you beat me up and called me gay"

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

"Just give up" would high-key be terrifying.

[@Smooth_6-0]

Speed running KZbin shorts the line that keeps us sane

[@jackgibson511]

“Is that really the Bible?” “And you stopped breathing too?”

[@lotuseater2184]

"Are you actually..." "And you stopped breathing too?!"

[@ChinweUwalaka]

When u said just give up it gave me chills

[@CamReddishFitnessOfficial]

Speedrunning shorts keeping you big as hell

[@Random-n199er]

Bro are u everywhere?

[@Koronuru]

That Kazuha Holding a knife. 💀

[@heyy7004]

The kazuha 😭

[@shikanqin]

Why's he emo too

[@JPitza]

“One hundred battery chargers Vs clueless phone” 💀😭

[@AyanRasheed107]

Bro Really just said Checkmate

[@EmmaLovesShrek862]

“Have you ever wondered what happens to a dog when they go to the groomer?” they don’t get groomed.

[@Republic_starwars]

Bro turned into the no simping god 💀💀💀

[@BrokenCapybara]

The walking capybara..... it-its my relative

[@TheRadioDemon66666]

If u destroy the basket door, the earth can crush u

[@Kajzerka001]

Bro stopped breathing and started reciting the whole bible in japanese. What a legend

[@Joshboboshr]

Friend:"The worst she can say is no" Her: *Recites entire Christian Bible in Japanese without breathing.*

[@fatematuzzohora3934]

Nothing is funnier than this guy saying “speedruning shorts “😂😂❤

[@KathyH684]

Bro really learned Japanese for this short. 😂🤣

[@Benjamin59191]

Pear learned Chinese for one short. Joe learned Japanese for one short. Who's next?

[@KathyH684]

@@Benjamin59191 Probably either Jonny or Danno. Though you could argue that Danno has learned Latin and advanced English for some of his shorts.

[@TheycallmeEeEuUuGhcat123]

Last one be relatable

[@kaos3629]

"Whoa, is that actually the Bible?" *still reciting* "And you stopped breathing too?" *still doing it* "I would've preferred you just beat me up and call me gay."

[@guythathatesdell7101]

I apologize, but I don't find romantical interest in beta males like you, hedgehog.

[@blizidettryuo]

bro started a side-quest with fail consequence being death

[@ЕвгенийВолощук-ц9щ]

We are already at 160 200 special is not far I remember this series from 3-5 episodes, smth like this Good job Joe, never give up❤

[@ad3l547]

Bro became Shadow 💀

[@QUARK_LASTED]

ye, i saw it too. we buds now

[@ad3l547]

@@QUARK_LASTED Nice

[@QUARK_LASTED]

@@ad3l547 discord?

[@TakenUsernameAuradium]

sonic is gay

[@urbexadventures284]

Cause of the persona 5 music?

[@Olivethedino857]

Right to the point at the end there😭

[@howler_.4damoonnz]

Legend says that joe is still reciting the Bible in japanese.

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

He's not even breathing...

[@Master_Sword_From_BOTW]

Joe took that personally

[@indo0O5]

just don’t breathe, then once you pass out, wait until you reawaken and run for the hills and starts a new life on a Texas farm under the new name of billie bob, this works for everyone

[@aatogamer1]

"They get groomed" Drake: "You know, I'm something of a dogkeeper myself"

[@TicketToolbs]

Can we call u Daddy Joe??

[@Striker_AR]

私は大きなウィンナーを持っています （このコメントに「いいね！」をする）

[@Ayukumun]

あんなにうまくできるって知らなかったです！

[@有]

He went from kind to antagonist real quick. The transformation was wild.

[@Jaydenationchronicles]

Bro still got you seeing as you still breathe while talking and reciting

[@aidanluhnow267]

"Will the battery become pregnant"

[@paulburlui3673]

If the video not ends bro will read the japanese bible to the end😂

[@Yellow-90-13]

Joe became gojo in the end

[@Solsrngplayer24]

"AND YOUR STILL NOT BREATHING?" -acorn 2024

[@jomaribuyoc8815]

Walking capibara

[@Gabrielle-vb7ub]

Bro was born ready at the end😂

[@urjent]

Forget Pear’s domain expansion. This is the ultimate super power

[@Hero_Of_Time241]

I like the random NCR Ranger image you put there

[@NCRRanger-sl7uk]

I literally switched to my NCR account just to comment about it lol

[@Emrah-e6j]

bro cooked with the last one

[@AntoniDardziński]

That elden ring theme on background just kills it

[@mehapo]

Bro took that way to serious

[@NoChildSupport69420]

Gotta love the persona 5 ost

[@dfwrproductions]

"They get groomed" you didn't have to cut me off ahh moment 💀

[@gojoXGetoz]

MY FAVOURITE PART IS THE CAPYBARA at the start

[@MIST2RIUS]

the capybara at the start 😂

[@Smile-ih5xf]

Joe Caine really coming with the Jehtt videos

[@deadshotds3968]

only moment when being calm is needed to survive

[@muffinkingdom]

I haven’t breathed since

[@treint6751]

bro thinks he's shadow

[@urbexadventures284]

Cause of the persona 5 music?