Speedwagon Quotes (Part 1)

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Speedwagon is so loyal. I wish I had a Speedwagon in my life...

[@TheActualMrLink]

The Ultimate Nugget Nagi we all need a Speedwagon in our lives.

[@decapitated420]

@@TheActualMrLink i was about to say that 👏😷

[@Mutterschwein]

​@@gyutarogaming917 I weep before God everyday begging him to give me a Speedwagon.

[@funkybones]

maybe you do, you just aren't looking hard enough..

[@dudeman4514]

When you realize speedwagon is more loyal than the average girl in you school

[@lapotato9140]

can we talk about the fact that Speedwagon can accurately kick lit matches at people? that takes some serious skill.

[@dylanmacias2686]

You can do anything when you're god

[@jk_1o169]

What do you expect? It jojo

[@pqbdwmnu]

Diego was able to throw knives accurately, water under the bridge tbh

[@hoover6291]

Well of course he can, he's Speedwagon

[@genesis3952]

@@pqbdwmnu there’s a huge difference between knives and matches though. It takes a lot more concentration and skill to hit someone with a lit match

[@confusedjay717]

Jonathan: hi Speedwagon: die Jonathan: no *Jonathan hits Speedwagon so hard it turns black and white* Speedwagon: lets be best friends i will make a company after you die and any of your descendants will be able to inherit it also i will act as the narrator for one whole season, i won't have a crush on your wife after you die, also i will never betray you and then again lets be best friends

[@kid_eisenhorn9438]

I will support your family for many generations to come, even after my death.

[@АлександарМаран]

@@sejn195 "fite me" means something else.

[@ForgottenSon_]

Speedwagon: You kicked my ass, we are now friends

[@agulol6492]

@@sejn195 yeah COOL reference

[@ghost.141.2]

Alexandar Maran what does fite me mean then?

[@Desolator]

2:31 god that's adorable

[@Nin6744]

But hey,there was some lip sinc

[@guaclicker8358]

There's even the eyebrow movement *EMOTION*

[@catarathegato1240]

HAMON

[@salmasaridam4529]

God i know right

[@joshualaing9711]

By how the battle turned out it looks like diavolo wants to learn Hamon too

[@na-Baron]

Speedwagon was more of a brother to Jonathan than he was as an ally.

[@HellishSpoon]

He is like dio If he wasn't a giant dick.

[@MarioGuadalupe]

speedwagon is what dio couldn't be.

[@sinnerthesinful552]

Now i'm imagining a alternative universe were speedwagon was adopted by the joestars instead of Dio

[@kairuku8498]

SinnerTheSinful Speedwagon giving theater tickets to Johnathon and Erina for their anniversary

[@shriderrad4123]

imo I think Speedwagon is the jobro for Phantom Blood.

[@numbericholyspongeofillusi932]

Speedwagon is the most important character in jojo.

[@Shiratto]

You're actually not wrong if you think about it.

[@TheActualMrLink]

Number iC holy sponge of illusion Spongebob finally, someone who gets it.

[@filipferencak2717]

Well, seeing how the Speedwagon Foundation is there helping out all the way up to Vento Aureo I don't even see this as a joke. Speedwagon is definatelly one of the most influential characters in Jojo, right up there with Joseph, Jotaro and Dio.

[@thevagabond5017]

Filip Ferenčak The Pillar Men ? No PM -> No Mask -> No vampire Dio -> No everything else

[@brunobrx3599]

@DraculaCronqvist but It is speedwagon (the ominiversal and outerversal god) which created the Pillar men, meaning he is the most important

[@Mothermarmar]

speedwagon best girl

[@jade-dk9hu]

*gril

[@Noobymanfire]

martian_senpai waifu*

[@GiornoGiovannaGangstar]

topkek speedwaifu

[@pcport2698]

martian_senpai I was thinking that as I scrolled down and saw your comment

[@RjGoombes]

beefwagon

[@hunngryento]

1:25 Speedwagon accusing Dio of reeking of evil while having Diego as a partner.

[@czazureblue7907]

hunngryento Diego is a pure boi

[@HellishSpoon]

Diego doesn't really reek of evil He is more of a anti hero then any thing.

[@thatffnerd9170]

He just hates everybody, literally

[@Mordecai02]

Diego's not evil, he's just a jackass who wanted to win a race.

[@Cinnaschticks]

Diego is chaotic neutral as hell.

[@decapitated420]

Why is Jonathan and Speedwagon so freaking cute? They're, like, the most precious characters (besides Avdol and Iggy)

[@menacetosociety471]

They are both wholesome boys

[@gaybowser]

There's only one right answer for who the best character in Jojo is, and it's Speedwagon. 100%.

[@tiffany-chan1235]

gay bowser Yes...He is a cinnamon roll.

[@ghostmobiil]

He is friend shaped

[@turretboi]

Okuyasu is best boi. Speedwagon is best everything else.

[@Cinnaschticks]

@@turretboi best waifu

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@turretboi Facts

[@zillafire101]

Speedwagon and Stroheim are the two hammiest characters in all the Jojo universe.

[@letsanimateit1676]

zillafire101 this is why we love them

[@kawou4250]

They are also the only humans who aren't stand users or hamon users. Then again, I'm not sure if you would still consider Stroheim human.

[@scottallen2966]

GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZA BEST IN ZA WORLD!!!

[@kid_eisenhorn9438]

Speedwagon may be a (former) thug, and Broheim may be a nazi, but they’re pretty awesome characters.

[@DonKrieg-382]

@@kawou4250 so these 2 don't have hamon or stands while every human in the world has a stand or hamon 🤔

[@lucasmadera569]

Bruno: You have the taste of a liar Speedwagon: You have the smell of a bad person

[@ClockworkChandelure]

In part 9 we'll get the texture of a normie

[@antonettebeserra9371]

And also both speedwagon and bruno have the same zodiac sign so... 😳

[@fireblast133]

Speedwagon’s Stand Camera one. Manifests as a handheld video camera. It’s able to allow Speedwagon to view his surroundings within a 1km radius from any angle and distance, and provides details of abilities and powers of others to an insanely accurate degree, but only when Speedwagon has seen them directly through camera one.

[@AshVsEvilFred]

This would unironically be a great idea for a stand, one that just reads other stands and their weaknesses, and its ability also allows the user to harm enemy stands with non stand items like their own body or a gun or knife or something

[@fireblast133]

@@AshVsEvilFred it'd read any ability, not just stand abilities

[@pumpkinsmasher8346]

I just realized speedwagons still wearing william zeppelis hat My heart😭😭

[@deadaccount5238]

Wait he hate Zeppeli?

[@airbornezombie7655]

@@deadaccount5238 oh he meant his hat

[@deadaccount5238]

@@airbornezombie7655 spelling😂

[@thesuperdoge2476]

AirborneZombie7 6 I was so confused lmao

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

He's wearing it even when talking to Zeppeli...

[@TheActualMrLink]

He's doing his best.

[@thatpinhead7543]

Is no one gonna talk about 3:59 though? "Thats my Mr. Joestar" This man is too precious for this cruel world.

[@applesauce1919]

2:32 even speedwagon is wholesome

[@Eren-jp5dl]

speedwaGONnnn

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

2:30 One of the only quotes that were _properly_ lipsynced in the final game, and it looks exactly like it was in the demo. (No, Speedwagon wasn't playable there)

[@gozogo1233]

lol, the only other times where the lipsync was right that i can think of is Joseph's "OH MY GOD"

[@justinhan2970]

5:43 hey look at me i can burn paper cool

[@Botar48]

I think that's a word play on kami meaning both paper and god.

[@mr.yolitz4038]

Jesus Christ quotes*

[@wateroflife33]

I think everyone wants a girlfriend likes speedwagon... 1.is the most loyal person ever created 2.beutiful hair 3.Has a blade hat 4.has a chest so physically hot it can melt your heart

[@roberte.o.speedwagon1863]

(Out of character) He also has a really cute laugh too-

[@pacificgrim4661]

0:03 EVEN DIEGO IS A AFRAID!

[@mekaniklboltmb4880]

Speedwagon is the only character in the game without hamon or a stand and he can kick anybody else ass anyways

[@dietsalamander7173]

Stroheim doesnt have any of that either

[@furiaitalica6704]

@@dietsalamander7173 but stroheim is a cyborg

[@braindeadduck]

@The Nova renaissance The Pillarmen have god powers and Dio Brando is a vampire. He can shoot eye beams and freeze his enemies

[@Jokuman357]

Speedwagon is dropping some bombs oh my god. His roasts have no mercy.

[@milantrajkovic2988]

How can you not love Speedwagon

[@hinether]

what we learned: never underestimate speedwagon...

[@mani_icon3135]

Speedweed best jojo

[@astra9802]

Theory: Speedwagon has a stand, and that's what allows him to sense the alignment of humans. yeah no it's not true but still

[@apehawk]

Wilson calls Speedwagon, "Speedwagon-kun". ...y tho...

[@DohTheEntertainer83]

Swanky You wouldn't?

[@MarioGuadalupe]

actually, his name is william

[@refinedautism3481]

Swancii speedwagoon-koon

[@refinedautism3481]

Swancii speedwagoon-join

[@macfhp]

i like how he call speedwagon "speedwagon-kun" tho it's just 💞💞💕💞

[@josukehigashikata2191]

I’m so scared of speedwagon, man. I always feel tears in my eyes when I see him, I feel tears just writing about him.

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

Oi josuke if you want to be less afraid of speedwagon ask your dad what he was like, because speedwagon was like a father to him

[@minimeg]

1:09 He stops sticking to him, and jonathan did boom

[@kylevidrine6480]

Speedwagon is love Speedwagon is life

[@ayejay_fuentes5000]

Speedwagon and Jonathan quotes between each other makes me cry

[@ashman0312]

Bro, imagine Speedwagon learning Hamon and living forever and helping each Jojo on thier journey.

[@rudecrok4734]

SPEEDWAGON-KUN

[@Ray_Moses]

OMG SPEED WAGON IS PLAYABLE!? god i need this game

[@Ray_Moses]

Now when look back at this comment i think EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS PLAYABLE kida like even speed wagon is afraid

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

0:36 What?! Your 《Hamon User》 is evolving! Congrats! Your 《Hamon User》became a 《Stand User》! I had to when he said humans can evolve too

[@jdjdhf6550]

4:54 LOL i would have wanted to see caesar's reaction to that

[@Kcgg5]

1:42 reference to part 2 ending?

[@abrahamvanhelsing6723]

3:56 Even Jonathan admits that Speedwagon is stronger

[@-blank-5254]

he's so precious holy shit

[@lionkid5841]

speedwagon is best jojo

[@dubitataugustinus]

3:56 😍

[@marvienello]

like i said, jonathan. he turns himself into a cyborg. funniest shit i've ever seen

[@MajimaGoroEnthusiast]

Speedwagons abs can burn DIOs eyes

[@DeIta.]

2:31 Imagine Phantom Blood: but with Speedwagon as a Hamon User alongside Jonathan and Zepelli.

[@thetrashiestman]

if Speedwagon learned Hamon, dio whould have been dead in 1 second

[@glonk1535]

6:08 Speedwagon is the same type of Stand as Jotaro

[@Roderickthegray]

0:25 Oh Speedwagon... you have no idea

[@The.Viewer]

I love this man so much, I need him in my life. 😔

[@Bats321]

Legends never die, like speedwagon

[@3dogs10chickens]

*Speedwagon's noodle hair looks so fake it's handsome.*

[@eeeEEEeeeEEEEEE-eeeeeee]

Fluffy spaghetti hair

[@thedude8434]

Imagine Speedwagon with hamon. He can use his blade-hat and sledgehammer to kick ass.

[@daniboy5213]

Imagine if speedwagon had Hamon.

[@pikachuung6893]

You like speedwagon? What kind of man doesn't?

[@teephattinnapoom2784]

Did speedwagon not the same VA in anime?

[@Shiratto]

It's the same person, Yoji Ueda.

[@nelsonthen884]

Gay for speedwagon

[@HammMann]

1:05 hang on a minute... *_Arigato, speedwagon._* *_Arigato, Gyro._* guess Part 7 took more from Part 1 than we thought.

[@brendanlee6551]

What if Speedeagon succesfully learn hamon and have spinning hat hamon attack

[@tposingukiki]

I’m surprised they didn’t make Speedwagon S tier.

[@jojomemes1121]

Speedwagon Stand: Hot Abs

[@itsafish4600]

HIS "HA HA" IS CUTE

[@thekingofcrabs6352]

He has zeppeli's hat talking to zeppeli

[@МаликаПалтушева]

they're boyfriends. they have matching hats

[@eeeEEEeeeEEEEEE-eeeeeee]

Speedwagons hair is majestic

[@LeFrancht75]

Just some reminder.. We all loved Speedwagon thanks to Jonathan forgives Speedwagon during their first encounter.

[@ayejay_fuentes5000]

Speedwagon can do anything no matter what because he is Speed and top tier

[@olive9514]

It bothers me that that sick top hat of his doesn't get more screen time

[@rotaryboi9156]

Hmmmm speedwagon has sampe hat like zeppeli

[@stratum7128]

It's Zeppeli's hat

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

He got Zeppeli's hat after he got fucking cut in half by that big fucker

[@StarKnight70]

it's zepelli's hat,he's wearing it like a memento to the weird itallian

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Sejn Hu I prefer big fucking bitch boi

[@chantaybenjamin9111]

*Speedwagon smokes a cigarette* Speedwagon: I'm not smoking, YOU'RE smoking!

[@AkiraMurakami260]

You wish speedwagon had some descendants.

[@yukiskyzero1313]

2:31 Dang, now that's a perfect lip sync line there.

[@rambutan_lychee9255]

Speedwagon is best waifu

[@aizoid4735]

We need to stop wanting a speedwagon and start being a speedwagon

[@lordzz3378]

Everyone underestimates a true GOD

[@embarrs]

Speedwagon best waifu

[@grahamcrackers2478]

Speedwagon best jojo

[@sleeplesstime]

Caesar: Hmph! I never thought I'd have to team up with some common thug! - Wow Caesar, that's rich coming from you.

[@skyu4936]

Can we admire the fact that Speedwagon beat the shit out of johnny in the beginning

[@Stephanie-69]

Can someone explain why Speedwagon is in the game but not Foo Fighters

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

CAn i LeArN tHaT hAmOn ThinGiE? - Speed weed choochoo train

[@sealzer]

Why it doesn’t exist the quote SPEEEDDDDOOOOWWWAGGGON when Von Stroheim and Speedwagon team up

[@glubby7865]

4:00 holy shit!!!

[@herohamza1196]

Why Mr SpeedWaGON's eyes are yellow?

[@suravinayan2753]

Speedwagon and Jonathan seem like best couple bye😭 4:00

[@Numbyssime]

5:29 Wait what? Context, please.

[@Botar48]

Ceasar uses soap bubles to figh. Speedwagon got that soap on his clothes.

[@Numbyssime]

Yes I know, but I still find the sentence funny, like, how a non-Jojofan may understand it =p

[@Botar48]

@@DeadNelo Oi mate he asked for context he got it.

[@DeadNelo]

@@Botar48 haha with my stando powa [Fat Man Slim] the power that can delete embarrassing comments. With this you can't shame me and I won't get second hand embarrassment from my previous comment.

[@Botar48]

@@DeadNelo Na-nani? bagana!

[@kryniuxofficial587]

Can we talk about how Speedwagon and Zeppeli has the same hats?

[@eeeEEEeeeEEEEEE-eeeeeee]

Speedwagon stole zeppelis hat when he died, but zeppeli is alive.. so whos hat is that?

[@Lazar_STS]

The most annoying thing in this game is that Speedwagon has absolutely NO special dha with any character.Not even Jonathan or Joseph,even Will.Its very sad...

[@harubutjojo]

If speedwagon is wearing that hat then he's more than likely from after Will A Zeppeli dies, so how is he just talking so casually to him and also how come Zeppeli doesn't point out the fact they they're both wearing literally the exact same hat?

[@jesuschrist2268]

4:54

[@geraldineeastland.16]

Tbh Speedwagon is god compared to us.

[@nachinachi5085]

What if Speedwagon learnt Hamon?

[@pqbdwmnu]

Yo how the hell did speedwagon beat esidisi?

[@UserName-gt2xx]

Speedwagon best Jobro

[@Bats321]

Stand user:speedwagon stand:Hat

[@mona5363]

Speedwagon have hamon?

[@eeeEEEeeeEEEEEE-eeeeeee]

Ye

[@onix4xemlo]

❤

[@boof994]

This Unnecessary character

[@menacetosociety471]

Speedwagon was necessary

[@kainchigos5930]

*I got worried about you so I came to help! Now imma kick your ass!*

[@enjyyy226]

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