Spending 4 uninterrupted minutes reloading my weapon.

[@bluprint27]

Damn this doin numbers

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

It'll be done reloading aaaaaany second now

[@privatepessleneck]

you could make it slower by standing on orokin ice floors.

[@crimsonreaper2725]

Year long reload time strats.

[@kartorrent7496]

@@crimsonreaper2725Prove-A-Point Strat S Tier

[@GgGg-pr4vd]

And get a few arctic eximus as well.

[@GustavoEBarriga]

😂😭😭💀

[@LumiNexus]

And a negative reload riven

[@ingox]

Since he started reloading, there has been 5 prime rotations.

[@icefiretv]

And Nidus has STILL not come back into rotation 😂

[@ingox]

They are releasing Nidus Prime on February 30th 2025

[@CandyFlossEnjoyer]

@@ingoxrlly??

[@GR2ROKK]

Wally has been defeated

[@Marcelis]

And I’m still not getting my drops😂😂, but also 😭😭

[@QuarterKob]

"uhh 1 bullet. . .uhh 2 bullets . . "

[@doctor-okami1947]

This made me audibly laugh. Thank you

[@Dystinction1]

Channeling the sprit of the Darktide loading screen Ogryn

[@weber49]

Uhhh I lost count

[@orangejuice3375]

Historically accurate blunderbuss

[@alejandrobarboza2431]

*_Biblically accurate blunderbuss_*

[@Sejikan]

​@@alejandrobarboza2431i think ur usingthat phrase wrong

[@TennoSkoom]

"I own a Kuva Zarr for home defense, just as the Founding Queens intended..."

[@loganchmial5492]

Four Tenno Skuum break into my galleon

[@TennoSkoom]

@@loganchmial5492 "Rafram Spotter!" As I grab my Vengeful Flame Ephemera and Heat elemental Zarr.

[@twangus7766]

I stood up at my desk, gave a round of applause and wept

[@seldomseenkid7381]

They broke new ground!

[@kartorrent7496]

“Did you do it…?” “Yes…” “What did it cost?” “My lunch time.”

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

left the room, made a sandwich, ate the sandwich, walked back in, sat back down and still had enough time for 2 more rounds of applause and weeping

[@ML7WL]

​@@kartorrent7496Late lunch for Konzu

[@catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310]

DE should make it so that if your gun takes more than 5 seconds to reload it starts playing subway surfers to help the TikTok kids pay attention

[@Handinmapocket]

Well Flappy Zephyr is already in game..

[@ElKITENAUT]

​@@HandinmapocketDE should do a yarely surfers mini game

[@ellieswagaye]

this would unironically enhance the quality of endless missions from their current state

[@LumiNexus]

​@@ElKITENAUT yeah, could make her be running away from that fat dude in the comic

[@oryxthetakenking8275]

the background ambient music really adds to the vibe of the reloading

[@TennoSkoom]

The only thing missing is an occasional cough in the audience

[@chipsfries5638]

@@TennoSkoom i'm coughing irl, is that enough ?

[@adamswierczynski]

The best part is that the reload arcane proc expires before you can even fire the round.

[@oichemarbh9802]

Koumei just wanted to be really careful not to scratch the weapon while reloading, Kuva Zarrs are hard to get.

[@thewarriorcat3271]

“One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant TWITCH, and KA-BLOOIE!”

[@Citrin1s]

She borrowed it from Gara and really didn't want to upset her, for fear of her life

[@GreenGuyGeno]

Zarr we there yet? Zarr we there yet?

[@safaiaryu12]

I snorted. Good job.

[@EmiCheese]

DevReb has been very quiet since this dropped

[@ShugoAWay]

Are you kidding nothing shuts her up I'm pretty sure long after the heat death of the universe you will hear from the darkness her whiny voice making jojo memes or something

[@gnat4999]

​@@ShugoAWayrelax bro damn

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

​@@ShugoAWay U mad bro?

[@Paradox1012]

​@@ShugoAWaythis is a very spikey comment sir

[@ShugoAWay]

@Paradox1012 I mean it's not inaccurate like on most devstreams she has at least 40x as much talking as everyone else on the devstream put together even when someone else on the couch is way more knowledgeable about it she's still going on and on and on interrupting everyone else

[@bleepin]

"You can't expect to challenge the community to do something stupid. They'll do it anyways" - Sun Tzu or something

[@pota2438]

I put the video on 0.25 speed to enjoy it longer

[@RiseofLost]

you are a monster

[@sir_lambsalot6272]

Finally, competition for Internet Explorer

[@Nick-cs4oc]

I dunno, I see movement on my screen

[@DarkKyugara]

4 minutes of my life well used.

[@kenaz_5]

The primary plated rounds that's trying to help after every reloaded bullet: "are we there yet?"

[@PrismariLaura]

The wheeze I whoozed when I processed how long it took between loading the first and second shell

[@ZEN_7RZ]

*Update:* We are now on our 69th Warframe. Oh, still reloading...?

[@lexo632]

Ah yes, the Limbus Build- it takes so long to reload, there's basically no point in doing so.

[@NeonRunes]

LIMBUS COMPANYYYYYY

[@Nather157]

What have you done, the sleeper agents are coming.

[@lexo632]

@@Nather157 I've done something funny.

[@kitsun3223]

CHA MAGANERA

[@redpixel22]

Guns aren’t effective against competent opponents anyways

[@rohithg3000]

I'm in awe, on my knees, with tears flowing from my eyes. I have been blessed. I hate it.

[@julio1759]

The reload circle in the middle of the crosshair rotating az Koumei is reaching for another bomblet is making me laugh more than it should, wtf is wrong with my brain? Why do i fond this funny? lmao

[@quantumblur_3145]

Fond memories of a whole hydron squad waiting at spawn to watch my friend reload a rivened ... -buzzsaw gun?...- for a minute straight. *MITER/PANTHERA. Damn dementia

[@Jamesmor999]

space mom asked and someone will deliver it, now let's wait and see someone with a riven with negative reload to take 10 minutes to load 1 cannonball

[@selrahcngow2685]

The maths' a bit off (if we go by the reload starting at 0:37 and ending at 4:32, then divide that by 14 shots, which will give 16.785s reload per shot) but I'm pretty sure that the 17.2s is the reload time _per shot_ lmao

[@taktika4764]

i'm pretty sure the arsenal number is supposed to be the full reload time becuase it increases with magazine capacity. There is just a bug with single shot weapons that make it happen currently that won't be fixed until february the 6th

[@Nick-cs4oc]

@@taktika4764I was wondering what was up with the felarx. Ty for the info

[@Smolmothball]

Cyte-09 prime is about to be out before this gun is fully reloaded

[@DarkSaitama]

Are you intertained now mother?? 😂

[@whatislife1337]

'4 minutes of silence occasionally broken by Kuva Zarr being reloaded'

[@ZR3009]

You weren't lying. It really took 4 minutes 🔥

[@zrugel]

that overly cautious reload animation broke me 🤣

[@mrwatermelontheexotic3448]

ASMR: Reloading Kuva Zarr slowly so you go to sleep or else you will die to ❤buckshot❤ Also get a -reload riven or no balls

[@blaydon4291]

this is the future wukong haters want

[@Dystinction1]

If i have to endure this to anti-stan the monkey for no reason I will.

[@Red-Tape-Rending]

I don't want it anymore.

[@esteinfoc8154]

It would be hilarious if someone send this to Rebecca

[@volteio7789]

You can if you want. Besides... It was her idea

[@hurricane92.]

I am not sure why I watched the entire thing. I was entranced. I hope Rebb sees this Tenno.

[@Moscatinka]

I appreciate the fact you pushed that magazine to the point where you had to pick up ammo packs halfway through. Well done Ma'am 👏

[@HectorBenitoGutierrez]

I mean, that is probably the amount of care you should put when handling an explosive projectile...

[@devarious1988]

I love the little detail that you got Primary Plated Round on it, just to really rub it in that each shell is taking *MUCH* longer than ten seconds x>

[@gwahh]

the ambiance really adds to this

[@TamaShinrin]

some say they are still reloading to this very day just waiting to expend their clip to do it all over again

[@GirlfailureLotus]

I can't believe i actually sat here for 4 full minutes just watching you reload that weapon 😭

[@madamthulhu7856]

i love how the sound effect keeps playing before the round even goes in the weapon

[@abanana5147]

we counld've have flying cars,green eneragy,cancer cure and much more,and this is what we choosed

[@peterahlstrom4185]

This made Zack Snyder slow-mo look like shaky-cam. Well done Tenno, well done.

[@CelestialDraconis]

The occasional "chk" after long stretches of silence is taking me tf out.

[@youraveragechroma2139]

*Now do it in 0.1x speed captura*

[@moodenjoyer355]

Cheese

[@MsQueenOfDance]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese

[@angekastra]

Steve ​@@MsQueenOfDance

[@ShiroNature]

Absolute Cinema 🖐😐🖐

[@thebossman5470]

The sounds in the back just makes this 10 times better. In an actual mission, I can just imagine the infested standing there like "eurrgh?"

[@SOMA-gj4xc]

The lack of music is a nice touch. Comedy gold.

[@LokiToxtrocity]

I thought the Trumna having a 5 second reload was much.

[@Handinmapocket]

Perfect ending

[@4MORI4N]

finished the video and im suddenly on my deathbed dying of old age surrounded by family and friends

[@mrapplebeef]

Omg the cutoff at the end had me rolling 😂

[@lastoflancas]

I am having this problem with my Felarx and Strun. Felarx is not a problem, since it's my go-to for my Rhino, but Strun is, since it's my go-to for my Mesa. I can just 4 and forget, but that Ceramic Dagger needs some primary kills to be worth it, so. EDIT: Clarity. Also, send this to Reb immediately.

[@Paradox1012]

I go hehe with my damage+ reload speed riven on strung >:)

[@mptesteroni]

I feel so freaking high right now. I'm not though. Thanks man!

[@pyrogan7286]

Now we have John reload 🗣️🔥

[@SilverFatalis]

Imagining even more with a Riven 😅

[@notDinsss]

watching the warframe * g i n g e r l y * place one round at a time for four minutes not only displays the irony of the reload animation bug, it also surpassed the goal by a metric fuckton. Sublime. Magnificent. Utz.

[@Xsoskeleton]

gotta love quadratic scaling applied to reload time

[@ejsnshjdod1207]

the best 4 minutes of my life so far

[@fireowlassault508]

This hurts my soul

[@theexurian1079]

That's a hilariously broken animation.

[@ASAG_YT]

Now THIS is the content we all live for.

[@blepdelle]

can't believe i got jumpscared...

[@Dragongard]

I have finally time to study for my exams, thanks for the build. It changed my live.

[@dre5379]

Beautiful. Perfection.

[@Meowblivion]

What was that funny song at the beginning?

[@Twilo101]

That's Toby Fox's "Monday" song, composed for a meme he posted on his Bluesky

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@@Twilo101 carpet...

[@Twilo101]

@quantumblur_3145 carpet...

[@bluprint27]

Toby Fox - Roast Chicken song

[@Kram3r_Prime]

Incredible. Absolute peak cinema.

[@wickerg041]

You made the kuva zarr function like a panzerfaust: "fire and forget".

[@userlaiss1409]

i showed this to a friend and he was so unsettled by this that it genuinely made him want to throw up

[@Mrwhit357]

All joke aside this is quite relaxing for some strange reason.

[@alastair5569]

as an easter egg D.E should make it so if your reload takes make than 5 seconds and you're standing still your warframe goes in a "impatiently stomping one foot on the floor" idle animation

[@Discokrieg]

This is the kind of content I pay my internet for.

[@635574]

This is the most buged reload I've ever seen. Impressive

[@Zaka7tak]

i too love spending an entire survival rotation reloading a gun i fired 2 seconds into the mission

[@vdorarara]

Even the loading circle doesn't want to wait

[@marchalalexandre9360]

we can still find the final form, only need a riven with + mag and - reload speed

[@Velkhana22]

That ending cutoff was perfect after all the buildup

[@evias9943]

Not Steve wearing a knocked loose shirt, crazy how big that band got

[@GustavoEBarriga]

You know she's gonna flip out with this 😂

[@Roni77340]

At this point even the indifference is not indifferent

[@RallenCaptura]

As someone who recently maxed his Kuva Zarr for the mastery I feel this on a spiritual level.

[@JC_Project]

I like how the reticle just goes at normal speed

[@devilbullet2817]

has the time to refill my bottle, go to the bathroom and come back, I wasn't even in the middle of the reload

[@llyavejryn]

each second passing i feel pain watching the animation for the reload

[@thewarriorcat3271]

Yknow, I’m starting to think that the Felarx reloading bug is actually intentional, courtesy of Rebb herself That crosshair loading icon is a damn *liar*

[@thewarriorcat3271]

Fantastic video though, you’ve surpassed at least two gods Calming 1hour of slow Kuva Zarr reloading for farming, coding, and breaking the damage multipliers to

[@richardkur]

"Just... don't drop the bomb now" aah reload 💀

[@smt_funne_idk]

some say hes only half loaded even now

[@jotax94]

this was painful to watch but for some reason every time u reloaded a bullet i couldn't help but laugh

[@rzdakira]

I like how the reload loading circle on the screen just gave up on timing things and just spin and spin

[@gaiamatt6574]

This right here makes the reload bug worth it

[@darshans6321]

Biblically accurate Warframe Dev shorts

[@BlooDGoD1989]

its beautifull, i`ll watch it on repeat to calm down and focus

[@safaiaryu12]

You get to really admire the reload animation here. But... Imagine having this meme build and accidentally taking it into a mission. "Hang on guys, I gotta reload... oh... shit..."

[@SinApex]

The echoing just adds to this

[@HedrickArrows]

With a god roll, we could make it even longer

[@Marcelis]

The jump in movement when that last round finally seats😂

[@Circus2Circuits]

I feel like this is in-character for Koumei

[@Dracnoss]

Now this is the peak content I subbed for!