SPICIEST 'Would You Rather' Genshin Impact Questions! (ft. ColeyDoesThings)

[@Koomaxx]

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[@VALANTINA-t3u]

I have a question would you rather hangout with Albert or hangout with Donna

[@ColeyDoesThings]

the kachow explosion with Oz and Dainsleif on the hunt for meatballs at IKEA😫 thank you so much for having me Koomaxx this was a total BLAST😆💖👏👏

[@hearts4kamishiro]

hI

[@yoi1494]

what did I just read LMAO

[@zhun9989]

I HAVENT WATCHED THE VID YET, IM SO CONFUSED???

[@TheCoffeeCrow]

Me checking the comments before watching. Also me: what- WHAT

[@justakuudere]

Reading this without context is an experience

[@Wallis_2001]

"Pinocchio, but sexy" Add that to the list of things I never thought I'd hear

[@namjoonslostairpods3673]

"but Childe's in love with the shape of you" this had me on the floor

[@sakura_chan70]

Same lol

[@Aizenniie]

I mean, accurate-

[@djkittenz]

Same here 😂 By far the best joke in the video (in my opinion :) )

[@lisa.m_lvr]

koomaxx and coley are probably the most chaotic collaborators ever. still a good time nonetheless

[@mikaelatiffanydahlin4660]

1. Susbedo, the expressions he was making that event 😳 2. Kaeya, he'd make it so much fun 3. Hu Tao, she likes death but she wouldn't murder people 4. DILUC DILUC DILUC DILUC DILU- 5. Hard choice, but I pick YunJin for my own sanity 6. Albert, he's devoted ig 7. Baron Bunny, it's literally a dancing plushy 8. Itto, no explanation needed. Love these vids! Keep it up, girlies!

[@PichuElric]

Childe with Ed Sheeran's left leg: "Keep it up, girlies!"

[@akirasmidnightsociety1692]

@@PichuElric LOL

[@mikaelatiffanydahlin4660]

@@PichuElric i didnt even realize I put girlies lmao

[@PichuElric]

@@mikaelatiffanydahlin4660 You've created a monster without knowing your sins

[@anetexixiii]

I thought Susbedo had a son but like ok

[@andromeda_va39]

I have to ask, have you heard Childe sing "Shape of You?" Cuz that's a thing. Griffin Burns did that. So Childe Ed Sheeran is semi-canon.

[@Koomaxx]

Omg I’m looking this up immediately

[@oswinaltava]

all the "griffin singing as childe singing songs" genre is just *chefs kiss* all of them are I C O N I C

[@rugs.rags.]

@@Koomaxx Griffin sang quite a few covers and it's amazing! I bet you would love it! Personal favourite is the Tartaglia version of Rasputin!

[@estebanramirez1178]

@@rugs.rags. Tar- Tar- taglia! Lover of Snezhnayan queen. There was a cat that really was gone. For real though, Griffin, Khoi, and Zach are the holy trinity of the chaotic English VA’s.

[@demon-reaper1265]

Childe is only in love with the shape of you because it would make a good punching bag

[@alexanderchon9058]

A Target run with Kaeya would be the most chaotic shit ever. SIGN ME UP! Edit: Think about it, you are now of Red Oni blood if Itto is your father, so yeah, I go with Itto being my dad (also fact that I got him on a single pull)

[@rickypedia999]

That last question, but turn it around: Itto as an older brother, or Ayato as a father? I feel like both of them would be amazing in those roles.

[@PichuElric]

Ikr!! Itto would unironically be a great dad, especially since he was raised by a very loving Granma himself

[@Elejna]

I gotta go with Ayato either way, cause I am numbero uno Itto simp

[@PichuElric]

@@Elejna Super valid, can't have you wanting to fuck relatives now

[@emmawollam4464]

Itto as a dad means you get Kuki Shinobu as your mom/sister. Plus, Itto as a father would be more than willing to throw hands for you

[@soltheshinydrifblim7183]

3:13 It's actually canon in his character story that Bennett is actually pretty decent at treating injuries thanks to previous experience, so I think Bennett might actually be the better choice here.

[@strucktwice6067]

Enjou got that sense of humor Also Oz is probably the least sassy character of all time (he just loves teasing Fischl)

[@kggik8919]

Bennett after healing u with his Q : Am I a joke to you?🤡

[@semmlon]

2:58 Nah, i think Bennett has a lot more experience dealing with injuries.

[@buseizliyor]

Yeah I would pick Bennett too. He takes care of his dads in the guild

[@demon-reaper1265]

No he doesn't... Barbara heals him on a regular He visits the church religiously and it's not because he's religious

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

​@@demon-reaper1265 his ult can literally heal you are you legally blind

[@erinerinDDBB]

I feel like Itto would be that single Uncle everyone has and just enjoy whatever life has to offer in a chaotic way.

[@scylla1772]

Dain in an Ikea is the perfect combination. Bc you can just go off and space out among all the beds, furniture, and weird swedish words when he starts rambling about lore you don't care about, but flop down on a nice sofa once he finally gets to the point

[@loola8908]

Omg and to think Khaenri'ah is based on Scandinavia. So Dainsleif should be able to speak Swedish xDDDD

[@fwoop4848]

@@loola8908 wait it’s based off of Scandinavia?

[@loola8908]

@@fwoop4848 Yup. The entire nation has very Scandinavian motives. All of the Abyss enemies and Khaenri'ahn characters have Scandinavian names. Halfdan, Egill, Agarr, Dainsleif, Rhinedottir, Alberich (Kaja- which the Swedish origin for Kaeya's name). Also, the lore of Khaenri'ah seems to borrow from Norse mythology heavily

[@mafaldaviana9060]

@@loola8908 When he's done you can ask him to pronounce the names of the furniture

[@nevogolan6505]

Bennett actually takes care of all the older adventurers and constantly treats himself so he may be a surprisingly good medic

[@annalisehua]

0:41 Okay Enjou is precious I would love to go in a date with him have coffee and discuss literature. 1:25 KAEYA. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. KAEYA. 2:43 Okay Hutao. As mush as it hurts my heart to reject Bennett. 3:35 DILUUUUUC OH MY GOD LEMMME DILUUUUUC 3:57 okay I've had my fill of Chinese opera growing up. So CHILDE HERE I COME 4:49 honestly I'd even go on like a wholesome little picnic with a hilichurl. Provided they don't 'YA!' on me. 5:28 Oz! I'm a sucker for his CN voice. DYUM I'd date him if he was a human.

[@riyak672]

yES finally somebody who likes kaeya and diluc as much as I do

[@-alovelygaycat-]

Yeah sometimes when I’m playing Genshin and just wandering around I’ll see like a sleeping hilichurl and I try to carefully maneuver around it so I don’t wake it up. Idk why but I think hilichurls are freaking adorable.

[@bananacat5327]

I feel like if I were to go on a date with a Hilicurls, we’d just sleep all day and lay by the cliff side lazily, or it’ll attempt to teach Hilicurlian. Hell, getting dance lessons on how to dance like one sounds like a hell of a time. Albert’s on the other hand- he’s just creepy and there’s really nothing going about him. He ain’t interesting. Hilicurl 100%

[@rickypedia999]

I got half-way through the Baron Bunny vs Oz question before I realized I wasn't listening, I was too focused on how many ways a hilichurl is better than Albert. Unironically, I'd rather be hit on my a hilichurl than by a stalker, because at least the hilichurl can take "no" for an answer and, let's be honest, they probably know how to cook a mean boar steak if you say yes. I'm now imagining what kind of date they'd take you on. Probably they'd take you dancing and/or to a bonfire. I can see one giving you flowers and picking some apples for you while on a walk. And they got some buff legs, ngl. The biggest downside would probably be Ella trying to 3rd wheel her way in after hearing about a human/hilichurl relationship. Now you're in a weird thruple with a child.

[@Silentgrace11]

I will disagree slightly given the fact that in the circumstances where we have received steaks from the hillies they’re all suspicious quality (particularly in the Ella Musk quests) but otherwise, 100% would prefer hilichurl over Albert any day

[@camypasteria6344]

@@Silentgrace11 atleast they put their heart into it-

[@hanneyannoma1354]

When you are so much of a creep, people will literally choose a monster over dating you.

[@Mahami92]

"Someone write this please, I need to read this fic!" So... How serious are you two about this being a fic? I write fanfics and been looking for inspos and if this wasn't it, I don't know what is. 😆😆😆

[@SET-SSNN]

I need that fanfic tbh

[@haseebbarya8294]

Did you write that, do share if you did.

[@FranciscoMartinez-pj3pz]

.....Now im craving degiorno 😂😂😂 you should do more of these. "Would you rather hear cloud retainer talk about baby Ganyuu or Hear Dan talk about his time with the traveler's sibling?"

[@SaturdayParker]

Ooh! That question's tough. Definitely cloud retainer tho, it would be so funny!

[@chanshengsupremacy8889]

Depends if Ganyu’s there or not

[@manuelmiddleton1446]

Oz isn't snarky, he's very supportive

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Would you rather go on a shopping spree Zhongli or go to a bar with Venti? (Ps, this is a given, but if it wasn’t clear, they cannot and will not pay for anything lol)

[@justanotakugirl5821]

I'd probably go with Zhongli I like Venti a little bit more but I don't like alcohol and I feel like he'd make me drag him home or something. I'll just ask Childe for money and then shop with Zhongli. He probably has some interesting things to say about really random stuff like, "hmmm...these shoes..." And then go on a long tangent.

[@callmeravenlee1972]

@@justanotakugirl5821 lol poor naive soul. Childe cannot help you here. Anything Zhongli buys is something you will have to pay for… and he has an eye for quality 😈

[@justanotakugirl5821]

@@callmeravenlee1972 oh god no 0-0 Is there an option to hang out with Ei instead??

[@callmeravenlee1972]

@@justanotakugirl5821 the point of would you rather is to choose between two either really good or horrible choices

[@fwoop4848]

Oh nooo. I love both of them but jeez. Both would make you pay for their stuff bc they’re both broke af, but Zhongli in particular has a taste for exquisite, high quality items which will naturally be more pricey. But Venti… I don’t know if I can handle all that alcohol. Plus he’s going to make me pay for his wine and we all know how much he can drink. I guess I’ll go with Venti to save my poor wallet at least a little, because Zhongli will pick the most expensive stuff right off the bat. Maybe I can bully Venti into picking less expensive alcohol.

[@Alex-by1zq]

the lector is great. he makes me laugh sm hahahha and he said "i rather like you"!

[@lunxrbear745]

sp-spicy you say? 😳

[@cnekoofficial6058]

1. Susbedo.He’ll kill me afterwards,but hey,at least I had a good time. 2. YAAAS TO KAEYA.Something about going on a speedrun in supermarkets just uplifts my soul,ya know? 3. Benny boi cuz while he may be a risky cause,Hu Tao is gonna be a menace to my physical well-being.She would probs stuff me in a coffin with no questions asked. 4. Diluc.Gonna use the power of “otherworldly knowledge(the 4th wall break)” to weaken his guard,and get him to light and be more opening during work hours. 5. Yunjin needs more appreciation ya’ll,Imma go with her. 6. Hilichurl.Definitely. 7. YAAAS TO SHINY BIRD FAMILIAR. 8. In another universe if I didn’t have a massive crush on sexy inazuman water man,then yes,it’ll be nice to have a bro like him.He’ll probs be too busy to hang out with me,but at least he be working behind the scenes to make sure I’m safe and protected.

[@cascade5243]

Enjou has a great personality and we would get along well. I don't feel like dating a puppet nor someone who tried to kill one of my favorite characters Target w/ Kaeya, sometimes you have to find the chaos in the calm and find the funny rather than having it spoon-fed to u Bennett was able to heal during the imposter event with no difficulties, so I think I should be fine. Hopefuly. I won't die at least. Me and Diluc have a couple of things in common and I would want to be his friend. I mean he was my first main YunJin!!! Hillichurl, because I wouldn't know what they're saying and nobody will put me in jail for knocking them out Oz seems like he would be good company, I don't mind sass too much and I'll just sass him back if he decides to have some attitude. I don't think he's got too much of one from what I can remember, just a little shocked and resistant to some of Fish's requests sometimes. Itto since I feel like he could lift my spirits up easily and there will be many happy memories. I don't need Ayato's protection from life's darker side.

[@valkyrierain313]

1: Enjou, he's very entertaining 2: Kaeya 3: I want to say bennett because he has experience in bandaging but I'll take Hu Tao 4: Diona, she could make me a nonalcoholic drink and I could play with cats 5: Yun Jin 6: Hilichurl, I can beat it up with no repercussions 7: Oz 8: Ayato

[@Herrscher-of-Autism]

"I mean I totally did betray them"

[@jujudisasters]

i lit know nothing about genshin impact and have never played but this was so entertaining to watch

[@Koomaxx]

Ty for watching nonetheless! I’m glad you enjoyed ☺️✨

[@KanohiVahi]

Same thing, I have barely touched Genshin Impact and know basically nothing about the characters but have watched few of these videos cuz they are still fun lol

[@serenity_ren_bliss3566]

1) Experiment 2 2) Ikea with Dain 3)Bennett (I love Hu tao, but he’s better at that. Bennett knows how to use bandages) 4) Cats tail w/ Diona all the way! 5) Yun jin opera concert 6) Hilichurl- 7) I wanna hug the bunnyyyy- but I’d take Oz 8) Ayato as my brother. 100%

[@Silver-jd6xi]

oh I just had a sudden possible headcanon come to me with the Hu Tao vs Bennett caretaker one :0 like what if Bennett cared for you so much that misfortune doesn't strike when he's taking care of you bc he's that determined 🥺 or perhaps it does strike but he refuses to let it hinder his quality of care or to let it hurt you

[@wordsmith6154]

I think I can write that Genshin Beauty and the Beast fic for you. I've been wanting to write a fic for my alternate hoyolab account and that's just perfect. I'd have to do a lot of research though . . . and brush up on my Hilichurlian.

[@AmyWildstyle]

6:27 "Is Itto a dilf?" *Y E S*

[@firfurr]

1. ENJOU 100% the most fun and hot (literally) character in Genshin

[@wistfxlwishes]

I really want to live in a Kohl's with Diluc and Klee cause we could make a giant fort and fill it with pillows and it would be so great

[@loola8908]

1. Pyro Abyss Lector for SURE. He's funny and sassy af 2. This is super hard. I love Kaeya and Dain sm. Dain wouldn't understand how Ikea works because he's boomer and it'll be funny as hell. Kaeya would be super fun to shop with. Imma go both. 3. Hu Tao. Benny's bad luck might actually kill me for real. I don't think Hu Tao will murder me just to have sales 4. DILUC YESSSSS 5. YunJin, I love her voice. Imma die of cringe with Childe Sheeran 6. Hilichurl. I mean....they used to be human beings?? Anything is better than Albert at this point 7. OOF. Ayato would be such a good big brother, but he's too pretty and I'm too much of a simp for him. Imma take Itto as my dad because I can then simp for Ayato

[@prettycuree]

I agree for 7

[@iamrinn1170]

also the interlude quests with dain are so lore heavy they feel like going to ikea honestly

[@--yummyx6255]

tbh if itto was a dad, i feel like the child would ask him if he got the correct answer to the question like 6x2 = 12 and itto would be like: "no son, its actually 24"

[@hllwhalt8835]

"would you rather" and "smash or pass" is how I met my new friend. genshin impact brings simps together

[@alyssa09485]

HAHAHAA I literally can't, these questions are the best and the explanations are EVERYTHING, I love this!!!

[@thewhitefox6478]

I WOULD WORK AT THE CATS TAIL WITH DIONA BECAUSE I HATE WINE

[@earthwormdream]

2:56 he’s a healer thooo 😭

[@owo4538]

I would definitely love to take Itto as a dad. He is like that one goofy dad of your friend that everyone loves to hangout with.

[@verevy]

Oz's personality is literally the opposite as you described it but amazing video anyways

[@supertenten1997]

1. Enjou 2. Going to Ikea with Dain 3. Hu Tao 4. Work at Angel's Share with Diluc 5. Yun Jin opera concert 6. Hilichurl 7. Oz 8. Boba King!

[@MasNas624]

I played along! 1. Would you rather go on a date with raiden shogun puppet, enjou or susbedo?: Abyss lector Enjou cuz he has some nice legs. 2. Would you rather go to an IKEA with Dain or target with Kaeya: this is so hard, i'm a kaeya main but dain in IKEA sounds like an adventure. I'd go with Dain. 3. Would you rather when injured, be cared for by hu tao or bennett?: Hu tao also. I love Bennett but I feel like his bad luck would prevent me from getting help unless he like falls asleep and some miracle happens that people show up to help like in his hangout. 4.Would you rather work at angel's share with diluc or cats tail with diona: Maybe with diluc, he's chill. I've got allergies idk if i'm allergic to cats but I think I'd be suffering with allergies with diona. No offense to diona. 5. Would you rather go to a childe ed sheeran concert or yun jin opera concert: I also agree. Yun jin obviously! the opera, culture and story telling is so interesting. 6. Would you rather get hit on with a hillichurl or albert?: I'd take a hillichurl. They're cute, maybe we can go on a nice picnic or something. Rather than albert who's a creepo stalker to barbara. 7. Would you rather have amber's baron bunny or fichl's familiar oz?: I'd take oz. Baron bunny is cute but I don't wanna risk fires in the house. Oz is smart and helpful and i chuck him out like he's a pokemon. 8. Would you rather have ayato as a brother or itto as a dad?: Itto as a dad, he sounds so fun. Ayato as a brother, he's very busy, he's not seen a lot, not much family time. I'd take Itto cuz he's big strong and cares about family.

[@Koomaxx]

yay ty for playing along!!! :D

[@sugarcubegirl8292]

We all know you like Enjio in abyss lecture from

[@Artemis_Kit810]

4:33 But to be a witness tot his, I went to a recent Ed Sheeran concert, and holy god, it was **chaotic.**

[@RenaDeles]

This oz slander!! He's SUPER supportive, and kind.

[@pelilium]

itto would be the dad to push u around the walmart parking lot with a cart he stole ☠

[@waferreal]

6:00 if Coley was a Genshin character, her voice line for her E skill would be “KACHOW” and nobody can change my mind about it

[@Pavme]

3:48 that face is GOLD 😂

[@GiornoGiovanna-wo1nb]

1. I'd love the date with Albedo, probably because how I would love to see what he can create and see that Khaenri'ah magic 2. Immediately Dainsleif. Both because I'm a simp for hon and the thought of having to be like "have you guys seen a tall blond man with an eye patch?" 3. Prob Bennett 4. Oh definitely Diluc because I'd love to get to know him. 5. The Childe Ed Sheeran concert just sounds hilarious. 6. Hilichurl because it would be hilarious to watch it just dance around and make sounds. 7. Oz because their reasons 8. This one's difficult. Maybe Itto because he'd be one of those fun himbo dad's. Hunting for beetles would sound fun as well

[@high-levelsimp2379]

"feel free to play along with us" well, don't mind if I do would you rather: 1.)go on a date w/ raiden puppet, enjo lecter or susbedo? - yeah, i would not be able to get along with raiden puppet at all so she's out of the running. i love albedo but susbedo? i mean, ngl i kinda do wanna see how that'll go. but im defo going for the abyss lecter, same reasons as koomaxx tbh, it's the vibe that gets to me 2.)go to an ikea with dainsleif or go on a target run with kaeya? - please, i love this question, bless whoever submitted this. dainsleif ikea, simply because i wanna see how funny it'd be. (lmaao i just got to the part where they talk about the shenanigans and glad to see i have a similar braincell as you guys) 3.)when you're injured, be cared for by hutao or bennett? - benny would be both sweet and panicky while hutao would already be preparing your funeral pushing paperwork at you for you to sign and somehow there's a coffin that you're being placed in. BUT benny boy is so unlucky that you'd probably end up dying by sheer unluckiness, at least i'd still have less injuries with hutao, sorry benny, dw i still love you 4.)work with diluc or diona? - diluc, not even thinking about it, just imagine if you're new and he's the one who ends up showing you the ropes, he'd probably be strict but patient and yeah, i just wanna see that 5.)go to a childe sheeran concert or yunjin opera? - childe sheeran because the memes and because yes, yunjin's voice is amazing, my music taste doesn't really lean towards opera and i wont even pretend it does. 6.)get hit on by hilichurl or albert? - hilichurl, if albert even t r i e s to hit on me, hutao will find she has a new customer 7.)have baron bunny or oz? - oz simply because of the sass, we'd end up trying to outsass each other 8.)have ayato as a brother or itto as a dad? - itto as a dad defo because please that'd be great and hilarious, also because there's no way i'd be able to see this man as a brother, not going the alabama route

[@hyakham]

Bro Dain and The Traveler would literally just get on top of the shelves and surf down the shelves while chasing abyss lectors

[@KatyaXx0]

YES getting lost in Ikea with Dain ALL DAY 💙

[@mars_bar012]

The collab we didnt know we needed

[@melodym3951]

Diluc isn't that awkward, right? He's very soft and kind from his voice lines, I'd imagine him being my boss would be a wonderful time.

[@accountwillbedestroyedbyMOE]

OMG my fav series

[@Ch3eSy_Cheesecake]

6:14 I LITERALLY SPILLED MY DRINK WHEN I HEARD "itto as your dad" JSJSJSJSJSJELACSKVAKSCKSV I’ll take ayato as my brother because I simp for itto WAY to much As much as I’d love to be (half) oni

[@MeladiFae]

Angel's Share vs Cat's Tail was the hardest one cuz on one side- Diluc. On the other- cats, lots and lots of cute fluffy cats

[@haikuhaikyuu8124]

Genshin isn’t really my type of game but the lore is chefs kiss.

[@Karah]

Target and Kaeya. Didn’t have to think. Honestly I’m afraid it Dainsleif :

[@notreyaa]

The editing is so funnn🤣

[@lilywalker7499]

vibin with all the background music yes yes yes

[@lillyclaw9561]

1. Raiden Shogun puppet 2. Dainsleif 3. Hu Tao 4. Diluc 5. Childe 100% 6. Hilichurl 7. Baron Bunny 8. Itto

[@deb7590]

i feel like ayato as your brother would be like yuki and aya relationship in fruit basket

[@kyrachanelle6083]

1. Experiment Albedo - I like his bad boy attitude and two albedo? hello 😏 2. Kaeya - he might turn looking at any object into a reason to flirt with me 3. Hu Tao - who honestly would trust Bennett even with the smallest task 4. Diluc - diona annoys me and if discus there Kaeya's probably there too 5. Yun Jin - I actually like her voice and singing 6. Hilichural - they're kind of adorable (and cause Albertsons a creep) 7. Baron bunny - cute af 8. Itto - He's arataki it to the supreme the one and oni

[@barongrasse2296]

So Dainsleif is like Zoro from One Piece when it comes to directions😎

[@creation1233]

Coley and koomaxx: *talking about about Raiden and susbedo* Me: *THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ENJOU*

[@ipausedmyanimetobehere]

The beauty and the beast hilichurl animatic we didn’t know we needed 😂😂😂

[@NK-lu3vf]

Question would you rater: Go on a date with Scaramouche (1 time per Month) Or Il Dottore walks you home every Friday

[@crystalsnow5046]

1. Raiden puppet 2. Kaeya 3. Bennet 4. Work with Diluc 5. Yun Jin 6. Hilichurl 7. Oz 8. Itto I’m too lazy to add explanations😔

[@vivianameganviviana3486]

Felt like doing my own answers lmao- 1). Shogun puppet- I feel like Susbedo (I personally call him Alburrito though considering what Gold did with him) would just be weird considering like- It'd be like going out with an Albedo cosplayer that's liek a little bit too out of character- Too many sketch vibes- Plus Enjou just feels like a homie honestly- Shogun puppet all the way- 2). Target run with Kaeya- I could go to Ikea with Dain but like- Honestly I'm just imagining scenario where he's gone on an exposition trauma dump in the middle of the ikea and my dumb dumb autistic ass not knowing how to react to this social situation would deadass just hit him like "That's rough buddy, you want a meatball?". So to save my own ass from the embarrassment I will go with Kaeya to Target- Plus like it's Kaeya, that shit is gonna get chaotic and I am so down for that 3). Hu Tao simply because like- I jive with her more than Bennett- Plus I mean- She'd be able to hook me up if I don't make it- Also like I mean she's a funeral director so she definitely deals with injuries and deaths of all kinds so like I feel like it'd affect her less if I was injured? With Bennett like granted he's had his fair share of injuries but I'd feel horrible cause you just know he'd blame himself for it and like- I'm not about to add to that, leave my son be, he's been through enough- 4). Work with Diluc. Diona is adorable and I 100% adopted her but like- I don't know how I feel regarding Cat's Tail considering a literal child was hired as a tender- Like you just know that place would be sketch and would probably skip my pay for like a month- Plus like Diluc just has more of a professional vibe? like he doesn't seem like the type to try make small talk with me on shift which I like because I hate small talk- I just trust Angel's Share more in terms of how they'd handle work- Plus I mean- It's his father's business, he has reason to make sure that it would be a professional and safe environment for both customers and employees- 5). Yunjin- Im assuming Childe Sheeran means like Childe but he's covering Ed songs and I am not willing to sit through Childe just covering Ed Sheeran songs for like hours or like????? However long concerts go for- Plus I just really like Yunjin's voice so like not even a competition- 6). Hilichurl- My hatred for Albert runs so deep- His entire vibe is just disgusting- He has done nothing but be extremely creepy and just sus- Like bro they don't want you stalking around at the church, stop trying to stalk and harass poor Barbara- And like?????? I do not trust his intentions during the Barbara quest- At least with a Hilichurl they may be very respectful. They could be sweet, they could be nice, I may not understand them but like I'm 99% sure a hilichurl would treat me right- Albert is a case waiting to happen 7). Baron Bunny- I mean assuming that I'd be taking them away from the characters. I mean I'd feel bad taking Baron Bunny away from Amber but like- Baron Bunnies are replacable. If I took Oz from Fischl then like I'd feel awful since like I'd be taking away Fischl's friend essentially- 8). Itto as my dad- Mainly because hehehe daddy issues go brrrr- Plus like- Ayato gives me sus vibes- I won't elaborate on that but liek he is just so sus to me- He has given me like yandere but like scarily good at masking it vibes and like- I don't want a yandere brother who would probably gaslight me if I even tried to do something he deems as dangerous- Plus familial yanderes terrify me and he very much has that "I can and I will do what I must for my family's sake even if means bringing harm to others" vibe- Plus like Itto as a dad would be so fun. I wouldn't have much since he doesn't have a job but like at least I know I'd get quality time with my own dad- Itto dad arc supremacy- I may be misjudging Ayato but like- His trailer ending line was sus as shit and his part in the Irodori festival just left me with even worse vibes- And the side quest for him didn't help either- I don't know maybe I'm just weird-

[@otterpop8189]

1.Sussy Albedo aka Rubedo 2.Target with Kayea (We would be joking and having fun more than shopping) 3.Bennet (Wholesome bby) 4.Angel Share with Diluc (Talking with Kayea, Rosaria and Venti as I serve drink plus if any Patrons give me a hard time, I think Diluc would take care of it/ kick them out) 5. Childe Ed Sherran (for the memes) 6.Albert (Don't ask) 7.Baron Bunny (For the cute fire Aesthetic) 8.Itto as my dad (Daddy issues and I just need Fatherly love)

[@mrsquid_]

200% picking albedo on the first one because the other options dont even comPARE

[@BuiNgoNhanucA]

Well if you fall and cant stand up, Hutao gonna bring you to a comfy bed name: Coffin

[@AlwaysAlluren]

Itto is the kind of dad that doesn’t care how he picks up his kids, example- *grabs kids by one foot and lifts them in the air*

[@starlightflower9590]

“Pinocchio but sexy” THE FUNNIEST DESCRIPTION OF RAIDEN SHOGUN IVE EVER SEEN 🤣

[@bijoukaiba]

1. ENJOU ENJOU ENJOU 2. Target w Kaeya 3. Bennett 4. Honestly, I wouldn't mind spending time with Diona, especially now that we know what The Cat's Tail bar looks like inside. 5. Yun Jin 6. Hilichurl (I love that this seems to be the universally agreed upon option) 7. Oz 8. Ayato as a brother

[@toqa6735]

This was fun to watch TT

[@plantlover3741]

Would you rather go to build-a-bear with diona or discovery cube with klee?

[@seang7578]

I want Ayato as my brother because if Itto were my dad I wouldn’t be able to simp for him

[@leila13dnd]

1. Enjou, hands down. This man is so fucking funny it should be illegal and he is absolutely my wavelength. Even if the date doesn't work out romantically I would still vibe with him so hard. 2. As much as I love Kaeya, I would also go to Ikea with Dain. I'd just be like: "Hey Dainsleif, can you pronounce that?" and either laugh my ass off or be impressed. Also, meatballs. 3. Definitely Hu-Tao, as much as Benny boy would try his best, at the end of the day I trust Hu-Tao more to be able to tell whether I'm alive or not and what state I'm in. 4. Definitely Diluc, one because he would be an amazing boss, two because the bartendung event was so much fun and three because I could literally not work with Diona without laughing my ass off every te she accidentally makes a great drink again. 5. Yeah Yun Jin, I personally think her singing is amazing, though Childe Sheeran would be hilarious. 6. I'd give Albert a chance, I think he's just a bit misunderstood and who am I to judge someone for simping, but I think if we could actually find topics to talk about other than Barbara we could have a nice conversation. Also I don't speak Hilichurl so like. 7. Oz hands down, no questions asked, this raven is amazing. 8. I'm sorry Itto, but I'd love Ayato as a brother. He'd be amazing and always there for me.

[@ri____h3nr628]

This is a Modern AU for me!

[@beenice1555]

Okay hear me out: I feel like Bennett would be awesome at patching you up because, well, have you _seen_ how often he gets hurt? He’s not wearing a few band aids here and there for nothing. He’s so unlucky he’d be a pro at taking care of your wounds.

[@Ryu-yi9dz]

I'm pretty sure Bennett patched up his father's daily

[@amaira4651]

1. Can't decide between Enjou in his human form and Susbedo 2. Dainslief in Ikea 3. Diona at the Cat's Tail because I love cats 4. Both good options but I'd have to go with Yun Jin's opera 5. Albert because I'd rather not be stalked by a literal monster 7. Baron bunny 8. Honestly I can't decide, they would both be great in those positions

[@hurricanetortillla]

my favorite collab 🤧

[@fanoffischl6180]

my friend would happily pick hu tao about would you rather get injured and you wake up at bennetts side or Hu taos side

[@mugimogu]

1:16 PINOCCHIO BUT SEXY????CRYIBG

[@greybey4385]

I really think being Itto's kid would be fucking funny and cute, and I could brag to my friends about how cool my dad is xD

[@Robby_penguin707]

Id go with diona so that way i can secretly make disgusting drinks and give it to customers saying “diona made it”

[@vixii._6073]

1. Susbedo, I like some really sussy people if ya know what i mean 😏 2. Kaeya, because.. Yes. 3. Bennett, even though he has extreme bad luck I trust him. Who knows what Hu Tao will do when I'm passed out.. Next thing I know, I'll be waking up in celestia 😨 4. Diluc, I wanna get close to him honestly lmao- I just realized Diona and Diluc both have daddy issues 🥲 5. Yun Jin, because I want and need to. 6. Hilichurl, no way in fucking hell I'd choose Albert, I can't even understand Hilichurlian. 7. Oz, I'm sorry but his voice is so 😩I'd date him if he was a human. 8. Ayato, I'd ask him for free boba any chance I'd get. But Itto's good too ngl but I'd choose Ayato

[@yesidosimp7074]

I just realised that hilichurl has a nice body- I MEAN UH LOOK AT THOSE LEGS OBJECTIVLY

[@bee_dice]

1. Susbedo 2. Kaeya (my beloved) 3. Bennett 4. Angel's Share with Diluc 5. **Childe Sheeran** 6. A hilichurl. 7. Oz, I'd love to have a sassy talking crow 8. Itto

[@warrencaelum9536]

1. Enjou 2. Dainsleif, he's chill and hotter 3. Hu Tao, she's more capable and knows her stuff though i would be cautious with her 4. Diluc, he's chill and doting and i don't wanna hear Diona's rants all day. 5. Childe, Opera is nice but i'll just get bored and it's not fun for me + Childe singing Shape of You is already a thing. 6. Albert 7. Oz, he's more knowledgeable, friendly and a better fighter in general. Never liked baron bunny. 8. Ayato as a brother, would never trust my life and future in Itto's hands.

[@Broniaaa]

Tbh if I was hit on by Hilichurl I imagine that they're gonna do some stupid cute things like idk give you single flower or give you pretty rocks or..they're gonna do their dance. Yk what? I would give them a chance. Not all of them are aggressive :3

[@micheya2944]

3:29 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN BEING DILUC'S BEST FRIEND YEEEEEH