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@TheG-rh3gr6 ай бұрын
Most unrealistic part of this is implying even one woman would be interested in me much less two
@ThéodoreAlbert6 ай бұрын
same bro...same
@2.0fox076 ай бұрын
lmao bro same
@307nishchay86 ай бұрын
Why are you underestimating yourself dude? Maybe someone is already interested in you and you just haven't paid attention yet. Just interact and find out. Easy.
@NordVpn.6 ай бұрын
@@307nishchay8mate I’m build like hunchback I ain’t got no chances
@Janga22796 ай бұрын
broooo frrrr
@Fuyuzuki1686 ай бұрын
GOTH AND JEALOUS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, WE EATING🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@IloveFireKeeper6 ай бұрын
IM SO COOKED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
@THEDREADHUNTER246 ай бұрын
WE ARE FEASTING 🗣💯🔥🔥🔥
@VenZenX5 ай бұрын
IM DEEP FRIED🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
@jayskane74745 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO DONE FOR🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@MrGhostLeviathan4 ай бұрын
WE ARE BURN LIKE AFRICAN BLACK BOY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Jeddybear265 ай бұрын
I'm overcooked, my bloodline ends with me😭🙏
@zeroabyss17825 ай бұрын
Word is bond 🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
@zeroabyss17825 ай бұрын
Letting my brothers carry that boat 🗣️💯
@Kondziorek554 ай бұрын
Same bro, I'm not even cooked or overcooked, I'm literally boiled, grilled, fried and made into a 5 star dinner.
@larot34114 ай бұрын
Same
@mikahwallace10633 ай бұрын
@@Kondziorek55 same you speaking facts
@VoiceofJuany6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I would 1000% rather be with the cool goth girl who’s a movie buff and actually pays attention to little things I do 😊
@Vulpur6 ай бұрын
I would love to aswell but I also have never been in a relationship with anyone so I wouldn’t know what to do 😅
@AttemptedVoices6 ай бұрын
Same. Heck, the second she said: “I’m gonna order a pizza, and maybe some candy”, I was like: “Dang it. I’m staying… I can’t deny eating my favorite food with my favorite person.”
@jacobrushing18336 ай бұрын
Yah facts I feel the same lol 😂.
@Followthenameofchrist6 ай бұрын
All y’all is cooked💀
@GG-lk4xf6 ай бұрын
@@Followthenameofchrist we're so over dude 💀
@inventor29906 ай бұрын
Unfortuneatly women like this don’t exist. Nice try fed.
@ikermccarter29096 ай бұрын
"I don't care who the irs sends, I'm not paying my taxes!"
@UjiJamalh6 ай бұрын
Nice try feds, but you guys wont collect the 1.3 million dollars I own from taxes since '97, nice try feds.
@JoshuaKnightmare-uw7do6 ай бұрын
This may sound weird to a lot of people but in my opinion it's very fortunate...having an obsesseive girl that stops you from being with someone you love would end up in a toxic relationship, and an unhappy experience with said person
@ikermccarter29096 ай бұрын
@@JoshuaKnightmare-uw7do yeah you're correct that's why it's too good to be true, we caught onto the feds
@Thecoomzoom5 ай бұрын
the glowies keep coming up with absurd traps
@midnight-envy5 ай бұрын
Blond girl finna get that “he’s busy rn lil bro” text
@ImmortalSnail-23Ай бұрын
lil sis*
@AshleyyOnSkooma7 күн бұрын
hahaha u so right 😂😂😂😂😂 those who know 💀💀💀💀 still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + Balkan rage+ sigma + those who know MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭🥭🥭 STILL WATER?! ONLY IN OHIO GERMAN STARE AND JAMAICAN SMILE
@imjustanrandom6 ай бұрын
We kissing the 12 gauge with this🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@Biggest-T5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mustafaatbash9445 ай бұрын
SAWED OFF 💃💃🕺🕺🕺🏃♀🤸🤸♂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@CL0UDZ_5 ай бұрын
THESE GRENADES BE LOOKIN MAD TASTY 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@tiagorocha82375 ай бұрын
IM TAKING BATH WITH MY PARTNER TOASTER TONIGHT🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@dayneheller26954 ай бұрын
Kurt Cobain POV
@DeathPenalty9116 ай бұрын
WE NEVER GETTING TOUCHED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
@Thibauleur5 ай бұрын
I'm gonna touch you lil bro
@zeroabyss17825 ай бұрын
WORD IS BOND 🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
@0mega_c0re114 ай бұрын
I WILL TOUCH YOU ‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣
@newblet69954 ай бұрын
😂
@oldmanjenkins38506 ай бұрын
Shoutout to the goth roommate for tolerating me as a cinephile’s worst nightmare
@wrestlingfanman226 ай бұрын
I couldn't fathom picking anyone over my goth roomy
@josiahnator6 ай бұрын
Right!!! I'm over her wondering what parallel universe we tripped into where I am even going on dates with other girls, and what the hell i have to do to leap home again.
@rokkiteer9125 ай бұрын
someone put this audio over halo 3 gameplay, and now i have a type
@GirthyBins5 ай бұрын
That's real bro
@thesenate59135 ай бұрын
WE GOING THROUGH ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
@nathanfrank62995 ай бұрын
MY BLOODLINE ENDS WITH ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@ripxdoc6 ай бұрын
"it's about this really hot older woman vampire and her..." I'M SOLD WE'RE WATCHING IT RN
@deathreus4 ай бұрын
I seen the movie, it's 100% how you think it is
@wortenheimmer6 ай бұрын
I'M DYING ALONE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
@tfcbioshock6 ай бұрын
WE 🗣️🗣️‼️
@RealHimikoLoona6 ай бұрын
Same
@UjiJamalh6 ай бұрын
US 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
@Rat4lifefr6 ай бұрын
U S A🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Fahad-3696 ай бұрын
How old are you guys? You guys in College or Uni?
@gabriel90886 ай бұрын
she lowkey said he's busy lil bro
@Marblhead3 ай бұрын
Im tellin her "im busy lil bro"
@ThéodoreAlbert6 ай бұрын
i am cooked, i am roasted, i am flamed, sautéed, sprinkled with a bit of salt and thrown into the microwave. 10/10 audio will listen to this while i work
@eldepredadorinfantil5 ай бұрын
imma guess you work construction
@ThéodoreAlbert5 ай бұрын
i don't but i give you 10 more guesses, if you can find what i do, you will have nothing, i have nothing to give sorry man.
@eldepredadorinfantil5 ай бұрын
@user-gj4bk8pg8v lie security maybe 🤔
@gameseeker63075 ай бұрын
Do i get a guess? I guess something to do with the trades? [Hvac and whatnot]
@ThéodoreAlbert5 ай бұрын
@@gameseeker6307 nope
@habae90404 ай бұрын
CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🔊🔊🔊🔊
@imadesmond6 ай бұрын
I love the roommate saga. I hope to see where it goes.
@microsoftman56 ай бұрын
“Pins you down” It’s getting hard to breathe RIGHT NOW 🥵
@Banduke-nf2md6 ай бұрын
You're cooked brother 😭
@Banduke-nf2md6 ай бұрын
Real tho
@Jonathan-kw9sj6 ай бұрын
@@Banduke-nf2md we all cooked the moment we are here brother
@convertpathwalker6 ай бұрын
@@Jonathan-kw9sjno bro above is well done, some would say charred
@Chameleonxx36 ай бұрын
So she is thicc?
@Yamadekere4 ай бұрын
Can’t let gang know I fw this cuh.
@louisegabrierlapinig63723 ай бұрын
FR
@seabass38183 ай бұрын
Gang is receiving this link posthaste
@bankaisage343 ай бұрын
Already sent this to gang (we’re all cooked)
@yellowgetbrightАй бұрын
Plot twist, gang is watching this as well.
@WilliamConners-t3e4 ай бұрын
THE LONLINESS IS CRIPPLING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️
@JunkMysterion6 ай бұрын
I'm cooked 💀
@kotetsukai6 ай бұрын
I'm not even cooked. I'm burnt out
@higashikatajo-steak71416 ай бұрын
No, we are cooked
@sh4d0wang3l46 ай бұрын
all of us are cooked
@jerkrahmnn88865 ай бұрын
we gonna be end up as ash 💀
@Fncsjaidin5 ай бұрын
Yeah
@Mixtaps6 ай бұрын
Will I ever find love? Definitely not 🥲👍
@convertpathwalker6 ай бұрын
these comment sections got so boring after the creators starting deleting the suicide threat comments
@Liverdamage-um4nj5 ай бұрын
@@convertpathwalkerwtf I’ve never seen those comments what did I miss out on?
@convertpathwalker5 ай бұрын
@@Liverdamage-um4nj the “IM DYING ALONE‼️🔥🔥” and “ITS OVER IM GONNA KMS” comments.
@goose57055 ай бұрын
@@convertpathwalker ITS OVER IM GOING TO KMS 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔊🔊🔊
@Biggest-T5 ай бұрын
@@convertpathwalkerI know right
@pringles_mcgee5 ай бұрын
Oh I'm eating good tonight. Goth, possessive, jealous, pays attention to the little things about me, loves physical touch, and is a movie buff. she got me twirlin my hair and kickin my feet
@General_Ganja442Ай бұрын
Usually when I read the commmets it just makes me depressed but I have to say thank you whoever made this You have no idea how happy I feel when I listen to this, I imagine a lot of other lonely guys would agree. It sounds stupid but listening to this changed me for the better a little bit so I’m infinitely thankful to whoever made this
@Jess-TheMessАй бұрын
Exactly me too I honestly feel a bit embarrassed that I listen to this stuff, but it helps me not feel that way seeing other people owning it
@RaneSpace6 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie. I’m kinda into this. I kinda wanna try it, everyone tells me I have a “radio voice” and while this isn’t exactly radio I feel like I could put it to good use
@genreboy38026 ай бұрын
Go for it, see how you like it 😁👍
@Archangels_righthandboi6 ай бұрын
Fuck it! Go ahead! See how you do and continue doing it
@TheDoomertron5 ай бұрын
Heyy! We have only one life. You should really give it a shot! Getting a script online or making yours, get some beginner set up and try it to see if you like it. Or maybe even chatting on stream to see how people react to your voice! I can only encourage people with ideas
@RaneSpace5 ай бұрын
@@TheDoomertron hey thanks for the inspiration my man :)
@Liverdamage-um4nj5 ай бұрын
U better not be a dude
@SnuffedbyZombies5 ай бұрын
I unironically cried while listening to this 😂 im so lonely lmao
@manisoltani85353 ай бұрын
Brother same
@supermemerboi15873 ай бұрын
Mannnnnn we’re cooked 🫡
@homelander23956 ай бұрын
This series just keeps getting better and better amazing audio Alex ❤
@VoiceofJuany6 ай бұрын
Goth tsundere needs hugs 😢 . I really love these stories
@tonywalker622035 ай бұрын
I would pray to God 100 times to even come close to having this situation on my life😢
@Blindluck926 ай бұрын
Her: "Maybe I should let her know that you're mine, and she's infringing on my territory." Me: *(brain.exe has stopped working)* Lol, this was great. Thanks for the audio, Alex.
@leotox64235 ай бұрын
Honestly this would shut even my mind down for a few seconds if it came out like that. And i'm actually used to reality crashing thoughts because of my ADD.
@god-mode6 ай бұрын
This is kinda adorable ☺️ ... giving "honest" and totally selfless dating advice 🤣 ... definitely a keeper 🥰 ... thank you Alex, great content 🌹🌹🌹
@bgpapa41784 ай бұрын
I love how almost everyone in the chat is in agreement that if we've come this far, we're not just cooked, we're flambeed XD
@vatlas29576 ай бұрын
Hit squat PR to this banger
@TR3X12245 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH BROTHER
@alexisXcore935 ай бұрын
16:46, thank you, i really needed to hear that, things been rough lately
@JariahxSynn6 ай бұрын
Its fun and games until somebody gets leglocked and can't eject before firing off a shot. Handful of months later there's a little fusion of the them running around. Just sayin'. Love your Goth Girl Roommate audios Alex, always top tier.
@REDMIN-166 ай бұрын
I can’t tell if you’re a femboy or a farmer
@JariahxSynn6 ай бұрын
@@REDMIN-16✨✨✨ wrong on all counts. ✨✨✨
@Nightdreamr5 ай бұрын
@@JariahxSynn 🌟🌟🌟Vasectomy 🌟🌟🌟
@JariahxSynn5 ай бұрын
@@Nightdreamr ✨✨✨Never Mutilate Your Body✨✨✨
@Nightdreamr5 ай бұрын
@@JariahxSynn Worth the leglock 👍
@TheDoomertron6 ай бұрын
Seriously, I love this voice acting! It fits the character , makes her much more attractive ^-^
@ceekkaay6 ай бұрын
Jeres hoping this doesnt get removed, cant wait to listen
@nlechapo715 ай бұрын
LEGENDARY RECOMMENDED VID PULL🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
@WhoIsGoLDENRaTi05 ай бұрын
This is peak cinema. I cant let my homies know i fw this
@andrewgray19656 ай бұрын
"she was wearing pink" ... I could hear alex trying not to gag under her breath.
@localmemedealer26374 ай бұрын
I would’ve folded the moment she suggested Suspiria, Evil Dead and the Howling
@Bible_Believer_Underscore4 ай бұрын
smiling like a dumbass to this while getting completely destroyed in elden ring
@Echo2-26 ай бұрын
This was an incredible audio! Also, congratulations on reaching 27k!
@alexasmrtalks6 ай бұрын
thank you!!!
@sjbrigante48456 ай бұрын
Now this guy has 2 girlfriends. Massive w
@moonnight88786 ай бұрын
Bro at the start when she said Romie like as roommate I thought she said Rumi which is my nickname I got so excited for a sec
@Riz10205 ай бұрын
Dang man
@Liverdamage-um4nj5 ай бұрын
Damn that’s sad
@TheMOMO114964 ай бұрын
Had a tomboy girlfriend who loved to mark me. Even after we broke up we would hang out and we would mark each other. Definitely made it hard to talk to other girls. 😂
@shura_screams5 ай бұрын
Please continue the story after this one. I absolutely love it!
@PhantomSputnik2 ай бұрын
my grandpa served in the korean war as a medic, my great grandpa was a fighter pilot in the battle of the bulge in WW2. and here i am listening to this. the bloodline ends with me chat.
@ProblematicHuman6 ай бұрын
She sounds absolutely amazing. Wonderful audio
@kevintramell37056 ай бұрын
I can’t stand ASMR ad jumpscares Scares the crap out of me when some lizard wants to help me save 15% or more
@Loserboy20015 ай бұрын
Right? I was relaxed and then an old spice ad came on. Scared the crap out of me
@Cookie64386 ай бұрын
We not getting a girlfriend with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@leonyn.e6 ай бұрын
“Pins you down” time for the 26kg lat raises
@big_boss9156 ай бұрын
With bad form and it trains your spine more
@leonyn.e6 ай бұрын
@@big_boss915Who said i’m using bad form?
@big_boss9156 ай бұрын
@@leonyn.e my guy you are not doing 26kg lat raises with strict form
@leonyn.e6 ай бұрын
@@big_boss915? but i am.
@big_boss9156 ай бұрын
@@leonyn.e 26 in each hand? And for reps?
@arsenalxa44215 ай бұрын
I'm hung up on the fact that she doesn't consider Predator to be a horror movie. It is a horror movie! Nevermind the fact that myself and my shipmates watched it every other day after berthing cleaners to the point we could quote it verbatim.
@Ball_shlopperАй бұрын
Ya know that’s the first time I’ve seen someone use verbatim in a comment section and I’m glad it finally happened
@arsenalxa4421Ай бұрын
@@Ball_shlopper You're welcome.
@allynflinchbaugh45703 ай бұрын
Having two girls into is interesting. Happened once in my late 20's and again in my 40's.
@BlazeKai-g8sАй бұрын
A goth girl who's into the same things as me, pins me down and dominates me like that is sooooooo my type
@EylsRichEntity4 ай бұрын
The way this skirts the line of “cute wholesome overprotective” and “major red flags” is crazy well done and I’m completely down.
@Freiren5 ай бұрын
I watched one of these videos cuz I was bored, and now I think my life is over, I'm addicted
@alexasmrtalks5 ай бұрын
yep that’s how it happens
@AKNS.EGEEC05832 ай бұрын
nah the lore goes crazy 😵💫
@cr7bigestfu2 ай бұрын
seriously listrening to this audio make me feel someone love me when in realty nobody does 😭😭🤌🤌
@wizardx51385 ай бұрын
I know you gotta make bread somehow but ads during an ASMR video is straight hellish 😭
@alexasmrtalks5 ай бұрын
KZbin automatically demonetizes all of my vids so they decide where any ads are placed, I wish I could turn it off for y’all 😭
@locallyric90132 ай бұрын
Listening to these is like a mental comfort pill and idk if thats a good or bad thing but its definitely a sad thing.
@goatedlilwayne5 ай бұрын
Nice try fed, I’m not paying my taxes.
@lensablanco37326 ай бұрын
Cant let gang know i fw this
@eldepredadorinfantil5 ай бұрын
fr brudda
@BoozyReviewsies6 ай бұрын
You're absolutely killing this script❤. Not to be to "into it" but when the other girl texts, and you ask those follow up questions. "Is that her? What did she say? Did she mention me? Idk if it were the cadence. Or maybe the tone in general but those tingles went thru the roof😮
@stephaniedalton59805 ай бұрын
Not even a minute in and I’m already subscribed
@hisokakachi58484 ай бұрын
You too
@its_judge.b2 ай бұрын
WE SEEING EACH OTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🕊️🕊️
@DrakeGard3 ай бұрын
Somehow i find myself listening to this everyday before sleeping. Your voice soothes me please make a lot more. out of the 6, this is my favoriite.
@AnarchaMelissa6 ай бұрын
i feel very out of place here as a straight girl. But my boyfriend wanted to listen to this so imma just have to deal with it
@eldepredadorinfantil5 ай бұрын
ain no way, like ngl i get it but the fact he’s got a gf and he still listens to this and makes his GF listen to this is crazy
@AnarchaMelissa5 ай бұрын
@@eldepredadorinfantil it helps him sleep.
@JanetteChanning5 ай бұрын
@@eldepredadorinfantilLonely men don't own the concept, babyboy ❤
@manisoltani85353 ай бұрын
Give him more love and attention my boy is love deprived
@Flakey20065 күн бұрын
I wish someone talked to me that way. You have the most beautiful voice, thank you for making these videos.😊
@mangoman81786 ай бұрын
When I woke up today, I didn’t expect a Suspira reference
@JakeTheHuman_5 ай бұрын
the suspira remake is actually really good you should give it a chance
@zeronix11236 ай бұрын
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE BOYS🔥🗣️
@Doc_Animator_N6 ай бұрын
“I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!” - Chowder
@Bright-k7c6 ай бұрын
Gotta love these videos ❤
@tuskedclover33086 ай бұрын
Struggling to stay awake after 11:45 is crazy. I struggle to sleep before 12:30
@SLAY3ROFGODZ4 ай бұрын
Bro caught on a lot quicker than I would’ve.
@ricjaredpalandiano18074 ай бұрын
WE AIMING A 9MM AT THE SIDE OF OUR HEAD WITH THIS ONE ‼‼‼
@xblaze2022 ай бұрын
If your reading this Alex….you done unlocked something new in me I never thought I had…thanks a lot..💀ima go suffocate as I’m going to rethink my life with these new emotions I feel 🫡🫥😗
@Naitokoa4 ай бұрын
The comments 😭 this ASMR so good it makes them question their abilities IRL
@Pablo_murky...6 ай бұрын
Can't let the bros know I fw this 😦
@awesomeb30025 ай бұрын
21:29 Just woke up from my nap & thought i was listening to a DIFFERENT... Audio.💀
@fbi62736 ай бұрын
Absolutely a banger
@lokirules5206 ай бұрын
That message ping jump scared me awake making me think someone texted me
@sharukhsheik50526 ай бұрын
i love your work keep it up
@barrackokoth55956 ай бұрын
I'm way too high for this... dunno how I even ended up on this video
@darkdestroyer323 ай бұрын
I could die on the spot and be completely content. Absolute fever dream!
@EmilyAdams-q1h2 ай бұрын
This is so good. You are exceptional.
@MR.DERACULA5 ай бұрын
I NEED ANOTHER PART OF THIS
@Weav3r.o4 ай бұрын
Cant let bro know i fw this 💀🔥
@Bubbleskittymaster5 ай бұрын
Bruh, she a catch for me knowing more obscure horror movies and having movie nights I would of fallen for her.
@VadimTurcan-tw3zd4 ай бұрын
We're living another day with this one boys 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ ‼️‼️‼️‼️❗❗
@vijaygmenon6904 ай бұрын
First time I'm hearing this with headsets on while I'm about to sleep and my mind was responding to your conversation. My mind says nooo I've never went out with any pink dressed girl lol 😂. Good audio though. Subbed ✌️
@Mane_Zer05 ай бұрын
Me: okay, so far it looks like an average asmr roleplay, but i don’t know why it say’s spicy… Me on 13:06 : Oh, that’s why…
@manisoltani85353 ай бұрын
I feel like most people in this comment session are a few really days away from ending it all
@kakes32534 ай бұрын
That Denji profile guy have a good taste with this
@hekarioheroАй бұрын
The moment she said, "I mean, we are so different" Roomie was a fish destined to be caught.
@Ray-ie3el6 ай бұрын
This video made me fall asleep instantly! Great content, keep it up.