Spider-Man 3 Rewatch - Every Spider-Man Movie Ranked & Recapped - In Review

[@alexlazzerly3677]

The alternate scene of Harry’s redemption is so much better. He sees a broken photograph of him, Peter, and MJ and it snaps him out of it. There’s no butler to come along to reveal the truth to him, because he already knew the truth- he was just suppressing it because of his loyalty to his father. But when he sees the picture, and realizes MJ is in trouble he forgives Peter on his own accord and decides to help. So much simpler and more powerful.

[@GGfacePALMs]

I feel like it would be better... But still not good. The turn would be too easy like Martha!!

[@ManofTheLostTMProductions]

I swear I was thinkin they should've watched Spiderman 3 director's cut

[@AmmarAli1]

The dude in the top left is the undisputed goat of these videos

[@SonicBroham]

his podcast We Have Concerns is a fascinating science show. I don't understand how two people can be that "on" and excitable. Carboni is great.

[@bennetthasty7886]

I still stand by: even though this movie is bad, it respected the Venom origin storyline more than either actual Venom movie (sans Spidey)

[@langleymneely]

I still don’t get how they whiffed Venoms origin AGAIN when doing the stupid solo film Avi Arad was hell bent on making! Venoms origins are inexorably tied to Peter and Spider-Man. Separating them is ridiculous!

[@bennetthasty7886]

@@langleymneely amen it’s not really Venom if it’s not directly tied to Spidey

[@rporche2600]

You're Goddamn Right

[@s___e___b___72]

Need carboni as a permanent KF member. Bring in James and Elise too. (let a man dream)

[@moonknightj5797]

Wait that guy on the top left wasn’t Andy?

[@s___e___b___72]

@@moonknightj5797 LOL

[@EpicFurious]

Yea I'ma pass on that.

[@s___e___b___72]

@@EpicFurious thanks for letting me know man, ill take u into consideration next time i leave a comment.

[@tobypearman5865]

Each to their own, but Carboni's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me

[@otasrob]

I’ve only just noticed, in this third episode, that Carboni’s background is Peter’s apartment from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends. Classic

[@gilgamesh5796]

Holy shit that brought up so many memories

[@TheMissingLink000]

Oh good to know, I’ve noticed it was that background since the first rewatch but didn’t know where it was from. Thanks!

[@loganbigmo]

Is it really? interesting!

[@jizzledoops6789]

We need Anthony and Blessing's rankings Edit: Thank you Bless lol

[@johnsantisteban7362]

Man this and the Mario Party CEO finale have been my most anticipated pieces of content. Can't wait to see this during work 🤣. Thanks for all ya do KF Crew 💙

[@AloisWeimar]

I want Johnny Ace to be shirtless Venom

[@nawawie4159]

YES

[@leevus_t8357]

Stop. We can't make Johnny Ace more powerful than he already is.

[@PeregrinesChagrin]

Milk mommy as shirtless carnage?

[@patriots234]

I honestly forgot how funny Anthony is lol Him and bless should host a Games Daily one day

[@KobytheHero]

The weird thing about the fascination with having Peter as a teenager is that like 90% of Spider-Man comics have him as an adult. He graduated high school pretty early on. The Ultimate books have more teen Peter than probably anywhere else.

[@Two-ToneMoonStone]

It's one of those casual perception things, it's why Peter isn't allowed to be happy and have friends in the films despite having a huge supporting cast in the comics and not always struggling.

[@eliot327]

Lol blessings "ohhhh" is such a genuine reaction.

[@landis7726]

I always remember the "How's the pie" scene being spread and memed when the movie first released.

[@MelodicQuest]

Re-watch the disappearing scene again. The extra sitting behind James Franco turns around like Franco just ducked down real quick.

[@tbatez]

Lmao Kevin's eyeballs while he is talking reminded me of Wilson from Home Improvement

[@thatprguy]

"They don't usually cast people in musicals that can't sing." Somebody should've told Lin-Manuel Miranda.

[@langleymneely]

Lmao!!! 🤣 GOT ‘EM!

[@langleymneely]

How have they STILL not discovered or talked about who the actor playing Bernard the butler is and why he’s so bad at acting?!? This is their second IN REVIEW of this film! Bernard is played by the father of late & brilliant actor BILL PAXTON (RIP). Raimi was good friends with the PAXTONS and cast JOHN PAXTON as the tiny role of Bernard in the first Spider-Man film. By the 3rd film he was losing concentration as he aged and his acting deteriorated accordingly. He died 4 years after this film, his last role was in Raimi’s Oz film. He’s terrible but after your second watch of this I am shocked NO ONE discovered this piece of trivia considering how confused everyone is about him and his performance?! lol

[@Peterskinny]

Are you kidding me with that intro?! That’s incredible.

[@mikekasabion]

Before watching: wow I can’t believe they’re gonna talk about this movie for 3 hours! *First 10 minutes are about Ray J*

[@Lewismarty1]

A new podcast within a podcast perhaps!

[@Sam-jv6fb]

It would be kinda hilarious if the marketing and posters for no way home pull a jerry O’Connell/kangaroo jack thing where the old cameos are a 5min dream sequence or something

[@whatsupssj]

The Peter playing the piano could be explained by aunt may “teaching piano again” at the bank in the last movie. He learned in the past when he was young from aunt may.

[@Kmaitland89]

You can tell Bless liked this movie way more than the rest of them, he didn't really want to jump in on crapping on it. I don't think I've ever even seen this movie.

[@MrTomasgleeson]

It's obvious that Nick doesn't book the guests. There is no way that he would choose someone with such beautiful amazing hair like Carboni to share the screen with him. I am so jealous of his locks.

[@olischues]

This intro didn't have to go this hard

[@ThatVanguard]

Hyped that we still get Spider-Carboni, hope he's still around for amazing spider man

[@olgil]

I don't think there's as much wrong with this movie as people like to pretend there is. Sam Raimi is an auteur who has a prominent sense of humour. Most of the stuff that people complain about is so obviously meant to be funny but they miss the point. Harry disappearing behind the car going past is weird until you realise he is hiding under the table/window and you see the guy behind staring at him. The strut down the street with funky music playing and the finger guns while every woman looks disgusted? Hilarious. The lines like "find us some shade" and "dig on this" are hilarious because the venom is corrupting Peter to the point where he is a total joke. All of that humour builds until the rug is pulled out from under you when he hits MJ.

[@davidsolizjr]

Lol Nick comparison to Saturday Night Fever was hilarious. That and also because Nick sounds just like John Trovalta as Tony Manero everytime he does his Ralph Macchio accent.

[@JordanFromJersey]

The Blessing/Carboni show within a show should be called: "Bless this Bone".

[@teddyholiday8038]

No re-rank? No watch. The Spider-Man rankings are messiest of all of In Review.

[@JerahNeptune]

These have been some of the best in review content worked on, you're missing out

[@teddyholiday8038]

@@JerahNeptune Doesnt matter. Tim needs to get over himself and stop being so defensive. The rankings are horrible. Tim's ego is killing In Review. I have listened go them review Spider-Man movies before, they just repeat themselves with the exception being Carboni

[@gumgumleobazooka]

@@teddyholiday8038 with great salt comes tears for years. Think you should go outside my friend. Take a breather.

[@tonydub98]

@@teddyholiday8038 bro you can watch a review you don’t agree with

[@MrBetterdayz02]

@@teddyholiday8038 Tim’s ego? You know they all ranked the movies together right

[@DoingOK]

This was one of the movies that taught us that having 3 villains in a movie is a bad idea and yet we’re excited for No Way Home to have 6. I guess a big difference is they’ve all been previously set up but it will be interesting to see if they can really pull it off.

[@AndreWakefield]

It will (hopefully) be like reverse Avengers. Instead of a group of heroes getting equal shine, it will be the villains

[@tjppercussion]

Curious to know what you thought of NWH in retrospective after this comment!

[@DoingOK]

@@tjppercussion I really liked it haha. It was a bit overstuffed but they got the heart and the fun right and that’s what matters most to me. In general I think they juggled a huge cast pretty well. Could have been much worse.

[@tjppercussion]

@@DoingOK I agree lol. Much more of a spectacle than a tightly knit Spider-Man narrative but they balanced it as well as they could. For a grounded quintessential story I prefer Homecoming, but NWH is a ton of fun to watch

[@realrobrose]

This intro is incredible.... but l do kinda miss the harmonica

[@mitchellkenneth3854]

While I'm not usually interested in watching these reviews I am always happy to see a new KF intro. Xcast still one of my favs.

[@ClarityGolden]

This movie is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@williamruano1828]

Spiderman 3 the video game showed that Venom kept Sandman’s daughter hostage to force sandman to do all that shit which i thought was cool

[@CorridorJ]

My body is ready…THIS is the one we have been waiting for lads!!

[@MichaelROLeary]

Something that's buck effin' wild about the moment when Peter tells Aunt May that he's going to propose to MJ - there's a clock in the kitchen and it's quarter past two IN THE MORNING. Like, Jesus Peter let your poor aunt sleep.

[@tylercorps4123]

Screaming at the intro. Has no right to be as good as it is.

[@keithknows1809]

Fun fact: since this review Anthony Carboni has lost his hair, donned a bow tie, got a job at ign, and changed his name to Tom Marks.

[@flurpes]

The way Scarpino takes accountability is honorable...

[@GFox247]

Anyone else think Carboni looks like a younger Baldwin?

[@nicktiznado8492]

Ok that intro was kickass!

[@TheShankPimp]

to be fair Sandman's weakness to water and fire didn't really need to be established. If you heat sand up (albeit to a crazy high temperature) it melts and becomes glass, and if you pour water into it it becomes a muddy liquid

[@jordanmiller3535]

I’ve been waiting for this all week, 2 hours and 51 minutes I love it

[@razkable]

spiderman 3 is still better than 1 less corny and closer to 2 than people admit..2 is very hokey acting wise...3 is my fave to rewatch....i stand by it..and i like it more than dark knight which is more flawed despite some good risks like ending with the bad guy winning and seeing things from his pov as heath carried the film...the fact they don't kill this monster in a realistic world yet we see cops killing innocent men for far less on accident out of fear or racism ruins the film for me...sue me...

[@Netsuj151]

1:51:50 the unison “so good” is fantastic

[@GGfacePALMs]

I finally watched a movie alongside the crew because these Spiderman rewatches has been so good!

[@joefayant6143]

They forgot that in Spider-Man 2 it’s said that harry was sent to midtown high senior year and that’s when Harry and Peter meet. But in this one thy talk like they’ve been friends since they were kids.

[@irahersey9184]

I feel like they could've kept Sandman and the Black Suit, with Peter slowly getting darker over the course of the movie, nearly killing Sandman, and then have the cliffhanger of the movie be introducing Venom. You could even introduce him the way he originally was in the comics with him breaking in to Peter's home and scaring MJ

[@sebastiansanhueza9601]

I know about all the studio interference, but considering all the pantomime and slapstick comedy into which the Evil Dead trilogy ends up diving - crowned by the glorious third act that Army of Darkness is (the screaming skeletons!! THE SKELETONS!!!) - I thought Spidey 3 was an unexpected but suitably Raimi-esque way of ending that trilogy.

[@ChildlikeMan]

Topher Grace is also creepy in Predators sooo...

[@TrippyCholo239]

1:33:33 "Peter" 😂

[@CrossOutBryce]

Absolutely agree with Blessing. The movie is honestly okay until Peter changes his hair. Everything from then on is super messy. THAT BEING SAID, I quote this shit all the time lol. I've gone from hating this movie to it being my guilty pleasure watch

[@reflectionist]

It's fuckin' wild when a superhero movie's PRIMARY antagonist is the also, somehow, the only character that's a good person that isn't acting like a toddler out of sheer self-interest.

[@SephirothCloud89]

Such a fucking dope ass intro lol

[@arturo182]

So close to 3h 😭

[@mattj2692]

I always felt that Peter was so oblivious/dumb/selfish in the beginning was because it was the first time in his life he had ever been popular.

[@icywinterof88]

I'm torn because this is 3 hours long but also....I love watching these guys.

[@jonesy279]

I love this and all of you. Thank you so much! I’m marathoning the whole rewatch!

[@SonicBroham]

I've never been so excited for a video on this channel. this is IT

[@dguyzero]

Kevin becoming Andros from Starfox 64 was incredible

[@TheDeAngeloo]

"Nobody dances all over my place of work" that killed me

[@elliottdiaz1687]

Pirates 2 and 3 had a combined budget of $500 million. Pirates 3 individually was not more than Spider-Man 3. The most expensive movie ever made is probably one of the recent Marvel Avengers movies by now.

[@infinitecorpze]

No one knows the haiku in review song until they do it live

[@MelodicQuest]

The Green Goblin cut-out that James Franco has in This Is The End is actually a real cut-out that Franco actually owns.

[@RumbleBee1102]

Didn't Venom threaten Sandman's daughter? Or was that in the Spider-Man 3 video game? Also this is definitely the best live action Venom we've gotten so far

[@reflectionist]

17:55 -- Oh, that's just MJ's way of roasting Pete for not showing her his mangled scooter to reinforce the good alibi that went absolutely nowhere, driving up to a BROADWAY performance of "The Importance of Being Earnest" in a fucking getaway car that had been involved in a crime that probably involved SEVERAL intersections less than half an hour ago, and having LEFT the crime scene, just to pull up to a fucking cop and not give a SINGLE fuck doing it, because the entire drive over, he wasn't even TRYING to come up with a justification. Even Bethesda made fun of them by getting it right in Skyrim with the Sven Osborn and Faendal Parker quest in Riverwood. Instead of being like, "Yeah, Parker wrote you this horrible letter, what a dick!" You could say, "Yo, Harry just gave me this WEIRD letter and told me to tell you that it's from Parker, but it's not." See what I mean? It's not the exact same situation, because YOU'RE in Mary Jane's shoes, but they're talking about some chick that's named after an STD.

[@legendofhayden]

that poster is sick, but when I first saw it I was sure it was fan-made… same pose as the end of the trailer, a weird looking little gobin in the back.

[@gamemasterbob9]

Every year we see a Broadway show. It was my turn to pick one year and we saw spiderman. I was so embarrassed that my family had to watch it

[@crimsonxxspawn8613]

The rewatch of the Raimi trilogy seemed way more fun and light hearted compared to the original watch. The original was critical and negative. I had a good time watching Blessing and Carboni 🎉

[@dorukevcim7578]

As an 8 year old boy I cried so much when Harry died. I always thought I liked him, looking back it was pretty obvious to me as a closeted geek I just had the biggest crush on James Franco cause it definitely wasn't the character lol

[@thefakejoey8549]

I'm missing Andy on this one.

[@loganbigmo]

You guys keep saying "a year"/"one year" but in-universe it's been five years since Norman Osborn died (since Peter mentions his Uncle Ben died 5 years ago; in _Spider-Man 2_ which came out 2 years after the first, it's also said Ben died 2 years ago). Which means Bernard knew for half a decade and didn't say shit.

[@reflectionist]

1:25:52 Carboni - You're not wrong. Sandman could absolutely just be some dude. But then that character shouldn't be the primary antagonist of the entire story. What IS the theme of this movie supposed to be? That bad guys are bad?

[@Tomck1230]

in a sultry voice "now dig on thisssss"

[@ThatVanguard]

Question for the guys if they see it...do you think when sandman reforms in like a playground sandbox or whatever, he gets alittle cat poop in there?

[@TomG1013]

I’m no sand expert. Isn’t wet sand harder and more dense the dry sand? AKA, powder?

[@ELLIOTTFIELDER]

been looking forward to this one! cant wait to slap this on and kill 3 hours at work tomorrow

[@2nd3rd1st]

The Spider-Man Musical review ends 40:00

[@karlmoore1837]

Think to themselves - no good can come from this!...clicks the play button anyway.

[@myatme]

Just watched the movie for the first time, I actually really enjoyed it

[@davidcalderon2161]

The fact that blessing referenced one wish aka one of the greatest… I wasn’t expecting that but I’m here for it lol RAY J THE GOAT

[@DrewSunn]

Hot take. Every individual villain of Spider-Man 3 is amazing. Like yeah, the writing for Venom (and Eddy) is pretty garbo don't get me wrong, but the design and aesthetic they chose for Venom in the closing battle is absolutely fantastic. Harry's story was obviously jipped and deserved more attention, but I feel like regardless of the movie it took place in it still would've been rough primarily due to Franco's ROUGH acting which was probably caused via writing let's be real. I have no comment about Sand Man, Thomas Haden is the gem in the rough that is this movie in my opinion. This movie should've been half Peter VS Harry with a better ending where Peter tells Harry not the random fuckin' butler, then half Peter VS Sand Man where Harry comes in and helps at the end and maybe kills himself while turning on Peter 'cause of the Goblin Gas that made Willem lose his mind or something. Venom should've had it's own movie, Spider-Man 4, where they flesh out that origin story more and lead up to Peter being bad instead of just being bad in a snap and dancing.

[@JG-pp8cc]

I'm a Spider-Man 3 defender because I think the entire trilogy is just as silly. Love these movies but they're all cartoons.

[@q2k100]

Waiting for this took FOREVER

[@antoniomay167]

Almost 3 hours: oh, buckle up, this is going to be an adventure

[@maddoggnick96]

I just want to point out Danny Elfman is going to compose Multiverse of Madness, which Raimi will direct. This might be the first time they’ve collaborated since Spider-Man 2.

[@tullerusk987]

They reconciled their relationship in the middle of spiderman 3 and worked together on the wizard of oz prequel

[@Blindmandiego]

Omg just use that open for TASM rewatch it's too good

[@MajoraAura]

They should’ve titled this "Carboni’s In-Review" he interjected wayyyy too much for my taste, but to each their own 😊

[@cal2727]

Agreed

[@robertrees5590]

The new intro is great, but we need the kazoo back

[@Llo834]

This will be a ride 🤣🤣🤣

[@byubvfhj611]

This is the second time in Spider-Man in Review Charlette's Web is mentioned. The other is in Spider-Man 2 in Review OG. I guess it makes sense. Im just hoping for another Sliders reference.

[@vanguardduelist]

Shirtless Spidermen!

[@doomraven0]

Bernard is still more coherent than Biden at least, even though they both need cue cards🤣 I love the vids of these rewatches, keep it coming, guys!

[@gowsa2233]

Blessing is so far checked out on these.. lmao

[@piusdoe8984]

Like Endgame. It's all been leading to this. Rip and tear until it is done

[@hannahb5313]

BULLY MAGUIRE

[@sarahkay6813]

kevin as shirtless venom please

[@its_charro]

Can you imagine the smell of Spidey's webbing after eating a lot of asparagus??

[@reflectionist]

I'm not going to lie, I didn't hate Spider-Man 3. I felt bad because the studio pressured Raimi into including Venom. I don't know how far that goes or what the whole storyline was... but if there's anything in this movie that set off my highly refined bullshit detector, it was the fact that Sandman literally has no purpose in the story at all . Don't get me wrong, his story isn't bad, it just stuck out like a sore thumb for me, because it seems like they just retconned the Uncle Ben thing to include this guy just to give him a reason to BE in the movie. I didn't think Sandman's "I'm not a bad person, I've just had bad luck," story was relevant at all, with people treating him like shit while he legit isn't trying to hurt anybody for most of the movie, because his entire thing was an ACCIDENT. His flaw isn't one of unchecked blind rage, he didn't go on a shooting spree, he just accidentally shot Uncle Ben. Personally, I'd have taken Venom completely out, left Eddie Brock and the Symbiote in this story and have the "I want you to kill Peter Parker" scene to be nearer to the climax of the movie where the symbiote bonds with Eddie, have the Bite-The-Camera effect, but NEVER MENTION HIM FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE - because he wouldn't be relevant until the NEXT one. Maybe it's just that I'm an kind of an insomniac, but I've always thought it would be more nteresting if they used TG's Venom to kick off a *second trilogy* of Raimi's Spider-Man movies more loosely focused around the symbiote story with Venom and Carnage, etc. Please don't hate me for this, but if I'm being completely honest, the whole Emo Jazz Bully Peter Parker scene where he just goes from 0 to Full Pete Wentz in 3 minutes flat ALSO makes a lot of sense. It IS cheesy, and it IS cringey, but it's not for no reason. And it doesn't undermine any of the dark themes. In fact, it's great storytelling. It's supposed to be silly, but it also works within its own juxtaposition. 1 - Dylan Baker's Dr. Connors gave a great explanation of the symbiote and established its characteristics. He tells you everything you need to know, and it does sound scary, but it didn't feel like an exposition dump because he's a COLLEGE PROFESSOR, his entire job is to give exposition. He'd be doing exactly that whether he was talking to a person or a tape recorder. 2 - But it's Peter fucking Parker. This dude doesn't have a vindictive bone in his body, the reason he defaults to WTF is because that's literally the DARKEST THING ABOUT PETER'S PERSONALITY.

[@reflectionist]

What sucks is that people kind of cling to this idea that Spider-Man 3 is bad because it has TOO MANY VILLAINS in it, because Batman Begins came out two years prior with even MORE villains than Spider-Man 3. Which had Zsasz, Flass, Falcone, Scarecrow, and Ra's Al Ghul. It's not that there are too many villains, it's that there are too many plot threads that have fuckall to do with each other. I'm sorry, man, I know that Sam Raimi was all about Sandman and that Venom was a studio directive that Sam wasn't really interested in as a character. But I think this story lives or dies on the entire Symbiote / Black Suit concept. Save Venom for a future installment (but keep Eddie), and give Flint Marko a reason to be in Peter's life that isn't just preposterously moronic and needlessly retconned for a story beat that only muddies up the thematic center of the story. Dude straight up Ray Rice'd Mary Jane, damn near killed his best friend twice, and went out of his way to humiliate Eddie Brock, but Flint Marko just kind of... shows up... on accident. It's all there. Peter and Mary Jane - anger, going too far, how to forgive Peter and Harry Osborn - anger, going too far, how to forgive Peter and Eddie Brock - anger, going too far, how to get religion Peter and Flint Marko - OOPS

[@alexlawrence6440]

This is the movie that taught me movies could be bad, loved this rewatch though cuz it will never not be great content to talk about

[@Oldnoname]

It's not Bernard. It's bernerd

[@TomG1013]

Bernard isn’t the top villain for this movie? Everyone kept saying he’s so bad.