Spider-Man but every time he lies his nose gets bigger

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Part 2 here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWWcfH6fq7h5pbc

[@Isaiah6969]

I love how Norman’s nose stays the same when he says work was murder 😂😂

[@editingman95]

Green Gocchio

[@themememaster423]

@Empty, what the hell.

[@Roon_mubaraq]

@EmptyMT0 the fk

[@daplayer1098]

@@themememaster423 What did he say?

[@X.Arybdis]

​@@daplayer1098 just read his comment backwards lol

[@James-vy5ng]

Uncle Ben giving Aunt May the finger completely caught me off guard. 😂😂

[@aidarjapykeev4544]

Me too🤣🤣🤣

[@General_Halfling]

I became weak too 😂

[@comalcoc5051]

Best part, insanely outstanding joke

[@Jeremyxyx]

Lul, me too

[@kemal_ozturk]

dude I had to pause and laugh lmao

[@maormizrahi4192]

I like that Norman Osborne's nose didn't get bigger when he said he's late because work was murder.

[@KikoSquirrely]

Because work really is a murder 😂

[@Kevin-lj5pq]

Good catch

[@JDJoshofficial]

Well he wasn't lying lol

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Indeed.

[@SeanWheeler100]

@@JDJoshofficial Then why show it in the video?

[@Crazytrain2015]

This is even better than Disney's live action version of Pinocchio

[@flameys_runeetomarvelguy]

"Do you like roblox?"

[@Crazytrain2015]

@@flameys_runeetomarvelguy *Y e s*

[@thevagabond1314]

Very, very true

[@tsaebrm3226]

That isn’t a very hard task

[@WH250398]

The turd I left in the toilet just now is better.

[@sergiofabrietti9960]

This dude has worked on these movies more than Sam Raimi himself.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Bruh!

[@fastesthedgehog]

😐

[@alessandrocwilliam]

He is SAM RAIMI * Dramatic music *

[@NinjaElectroYoutuber]

​​@@alessandrocwilliam AND SAM RAIMI IS THE HUMAN SPIDER!!! * More dramatic music *

[@AliAbbas-lj7ov]

Aunt May:- He was a lovely man. Also uncle Ben:- 1:37

[@clem8818]

I dont know why i laughed at this so much

[@t.vampiro4800]

Go on. Go go go go. 🖕

[@FreddieHg37]

The funniest part is that it's exactly what a cool, chill and good grandpa might do as a joke with his s.o. since he feels so comfortable with them.

[@Samuelleum]

Bro rlly said: gogogogog

[@ThrilledHalo]

The human spider never, NEVER disappoints.

[@pain00077]

@Empty fbi open the door ,💀

[@Acesahn]

*nose grows*

[@seven-zw1ct]

@@Acesahn Lmao

[@NephiTheSpaceWarrior]

I lost it when Jameson's nose was already long. We knew he knew Spider-Man was a hero.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emiyashirou8784]

That was the one nose I didn’t want longer

[@SonOfSaintDumas]

The best part is that it didn’t even grow, showing that he lies all the time 😂

[@thatdudeshan]

Uncle Ben sticking the birdie at Aunt Mae caught me off guard 😂😂

[@mexicancanteen9596]

Didn't even notice

[@reeeeee3793]

Same

[@gorz859]

Same that was hilarious

[@closethockeyfan5284]

Best part of this video in my opinion. With great marriage comes great resentment

[@vaggelisroussis3656]

wait you mean that doesn't actually happen in the movie

[@whitescreenstudio152]

3:27 Osborn:''Peter, don't tell Harry'' Peter:''OK'' *nose getting longer*

[@Bubblegumtwipp]

Let me do it for you 🤥😔

[@Isaiah6969]

His nose should have grown more when he said “that’s impossible”

[@langbo9999]

He was telling the true in that moment.

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Its impossible to make her look ugly when she's already ugly

[@alangod9861]

*_The Human Spider: I missed the part where that's my problem_*

[@maks-9999]

@@TheHumanSpiderr а будет вместо мери джейн мужик? Ну типа геи?

[@JoseAnd97]

@@TheHumanSpiderr chad response

[@fluffydogmemes]

Me: "How's it going with the pin?" Human Spider: "Why so interested?" Me: "I'm not" *my nose proceeds to betray me*

[@zpellet6326]

🤥

[@pain00077]

🤡

[@Bluedude08]

@@pain00077 🤥

[@JS-hi3oo]

Proceeds to lick own genitalia.. .

[@milk9817]

🤥

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

Those jiggle physics were more amazing than the other kind of jiggle physics

[@sigmathanos5030]

What's the other kind?

[@makecoldo6264]

@@sigmathanos5030 the tall inflatable tube guys you see outside of stores

[@Cursed_Emoji]

Pyra & Mythra in Smash Ultimate

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Kind of gross too.

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

@@ptolemeeselenion1542 What is?

[@Jungleali]

1:03 I love how his nose grows when he says mj’s perfect in the school plays but doesn’t grow more when he says he cried when the first time

[@S3R_Edits]

He could he crying for watching her cringe.

[@easilydisgruntled]

Damn, even the glider's nose grew when Norman said "I could never hurt you..."

[@thomasj.9686]

Underrated comment.

[@Åmarulå2k]

lol

[@robt.v.8688]

Omg the uncle Ben scene had me rolling 🤣

[@mosiditebakang9711]

I nittarty laugh for 9 days

[@isqz2592]

1:50 harry's kiss got rejected and his long nose dangling lmao

[@KevinGannets]

1:39 was so uncalled for 😂

[@Slippieeee]

Norman saying “work was murder” and his nose not growing 😂😂😂 that was golden

[@yochillbruh]

I'd like to have a relationship like Uncle Ben and Aunt May's, complete with a middle finger and a smile.

[@swampson5287]

1:36 “gogogogogo” *flips of aunt may* I lost it 😂

[@theomozart4480]

My heart dropped for a moment at 1:12 😭💀

[@ellisi6439]

Jumpscare?

[@shahil6163]

AWOOP JUMPSCARE!😂

[@Nas_3]

Holy Shi-

[@LegendarySparantus]

Lol me too, I thought my heart was going to explode at that sudden noise

[@littendalilboi1096]

My body took a screenshot 💀

[@matthewanderson3335]

I was hoping his nose would just get longer with every lie he tells throughout the movie, so that by the end he’s got a 20 foot nose lol

[@noeltojo5125]

*With great lies comes great nose* ~The human spider

[@BOMBON187]

2:22 "Work was murder" Well technically that statement is true so I guess his nose stays the same.

[@몽실라이더]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BLINDER-di6nm]

Notice how when Osborne said ,"sorry I'm late ,work was murder", his nose didn't get long.

[@Timelesstales839]

MJ: Do You Love Me Peter:Yeah i do **Nose grows till it reaches space**

[@hob_channel]

Bully Maguire

[@ilovemycrushable]

1:56 That reveal! I can't! 😂

[@CDI_617]

Ikr😂🤣

[@stevenflowers857]

J.J already having a big nose and uncle Ben flipping off aunt May is funny, it's even better with the video description "With great lies come great nose".

[@_the_primer_]

Uncle Ben giving the middle finger to Aunt May 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesm2078]

40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of Pinocchio-man’s big nose

[@ryanstauffer119]

And of course, if Peter lies with his Spider-Man mask on, his nose would just rip right through😂

[@NDUDE190Pro]

Anyone else get absolutely jumpscared at 1:12? Fucking scared the life out of me💀

[@mcblockles843]

Yes

[@HulberkArmor]

When uncle gives aunt the finger.. *chefs kiss*

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

"don't make me look ugly" "that's impossible" *nose grows*

[@supernerd8067]

All I can think of is the Hiimdaisy Persona 4 comic dub seeing those noses. "Persona, persona, persona. SOCIAL LINK, SOCIAL LINK, SOCIAL LINK .... SOCIAL LINK!"

[@Ninjagosuperfan2008]

2:59 it's funny because there's no music at all

[@romankhamov6229]

I feel like I'm more impressed by how well the background music was removed!

[@marauder1085]

Pinocchio-man 2 would be on a whole new level

[@PeterWaltStudentProductions]

Uncle Ben flips the finger on Aunt May. That was unexpected but funny.

[@khoadao3071]

Am I the only one who was expecting JJJ’s nose to be so long it’s enough to build a bridge ?

[@HadynsTVdoc]

The Norman Osbourne clip where he had a flash back scared the shit out of me. Bravo on the jump scare, ass.

[@RaeezTheDeadPoet]

Uncle Ben flipping off Aunt May was hilarious 😂

[@RockinNRollinRussian]

Uncle Ben giving Aunt May the finger was just superb.🔥🔥 had to pause to laugh

[@ChloeASMR91]

Intro Starts: 0:18 Mamadoitforyou me: what lol hahaha

[@pain00077]

🤥🤥

[@dudspudson6518]

I lost it when uncle Ben flipped off aunt May

[@2004u]

The fact that they wiggle is so anatomically correct since nose is made of cartilage Love your work here my man

[@therealmorganofficial]

When Ben flipped off May 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

1:45 is not necessarily a lie. Harry might have really thought that. Also, JJJ isn't lying about Spider-Man being a vigilante, because that's literally what Spider-Man is.

[@tcs_bhediya]

But at the start JJJ said He is criminal, which Spiderman isn't

[@blockman3508]

JJJ isn’t lying, he really believes that. His nose is long because he told a lie earlier. Notice how we don’t hear it grow

[@kaylemathewcomendador6964]

The news can have some lies mixed in, so JJJ having a long nose from the start kinda makes sense.

[@imfsresidentotaku9699]

⁠@@blockman3508Are you suggesting that you can’t believe a lie? Lies and beliefs are not mutually exclusive. Therefore, JJJ is still lying.

[@brrruuuh]

1:37 Best moment of the video, Uncle Ben flipping the bird to Aunt May

[@Altherot]

I lost it at Uncle Ben's middle finger!!! lmao

[@ranchman693]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you!

[@sashavlasov7483]

this level of humor is priceless!

[@Kallmewhite]

0:13 it is impossible that his no didn't got bigger here

[@FuzionnDaGoat]

Iz weawy improswible thet he no dednt got begger hear

[@menyjackets593]

Uncle Ben’s middle finger to Aunt May was just perfect, I pissed my wife off laughing

[@beezo5946]

The timing everytime it transitions between scenes is hilarious 👌

[@NonisLuck]

Uncle ben flipping off aunt may 🤣🤣🤣

[@rowanshreds]

You just can't take him seriously when he says "Back to formula??!?" 0:45

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

In the end, Norman became a goblin.

[@horrorshtick6229]

Even in a meme 1:13 manages to scare the actual shit out of me

[@novax4farris163]

I love how mary jane and aunt may were the only ones who didn't lie through this whole thing

[@-Raylight]

I love the part when Peter said it's *"Pinocchio time"* and proceed to Pinocchio all over the place😂 1:38 Awww what a wholesome way to say goodbye. I love old couples xD Why their nose got longer when they lied? Guess nobody _nose_

[@wews2047]

This is the first time I notice Norman hits on the groin in their last fight.

[@UE-DRAGONS]

This guy never let's us down

[@chuchuman1163]

I find it funny how whenever each character's nose would grow long it also wiggles around. 😂

[@matityaloran9157]

0:38, but when Dr. Osborn said that it was true

[@GG-bw3uz]

You're a comedy genius.

[@got_ostracized_]

*40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of Peter's lying ability.*

[@noname-oq8ey]

1:10 He wasn't lying because Norman and Green Goblin are split personalities; Norman has no memeories of what the Goblin does.

[@starcabal2006]

He slowly becoming Nose Parker

[@fazanfazanovski2712]

With great power comes a great nose

[@Diginixx]

Omg the way it wobbles like that 🤣🤣 And when he flipped her off lmao. Brilliant!

[@PauIie_]

Spiderman, but everytime he talks he loses more and more hair

[@toughluck8012]

Uncle Ben flipping off aunt may was fkn prime 😆

[@omdxp]

1:38 uncle ben gives the finger to aunt may

[@got_ostracized_]

MJ : Don't ever lie to me again, petehh!! Peter : I never lie, MJ. *Peter's nose grew taller.*

[@ballzack1747]

"With great lies, comes great noss" -Unkel bEn

[@sumanbhattacharjee1100]

1:38 I like how uncle ben randomly just showed a middle finger to aunt may

[@herbox]

"yeah, big change!"

[@Axlthewolf05]

1:38 bruh that caught me so off guard its literally comedy gold bro

[@gifi4]

That wobbly nose was brilliant!

[@Matt-dx9mx]

When Uncle Ben flipped Aunt May I cracked

[@MinimiMax]

This is great and all but I'm a little disappointed because I was kinda expecting Peter's nose to just get progressively bigger over time, not reset back for each scene.

[@mohammedarmanulhaq]

Creating original content from these movies is really impressive tbh🔥

[@DripDrangonhead]

the amazing spiderman 2 is a bad movie **nose grows to unimaginable levels**

[@RahuINarain13]

Nice vid :D The human spider always makes my day 100 times better.

[@PD-Pro-Go]

Absolutely LOVE these videos. Hahahah!

[@dylansearcy3966]

1:15 he actually didn't remember all that happening

[@emiyashirou8784]

I had to rewind to see if Uncle Ben stuck the finger up at Aunt May, that was so perfect with the facial expression

[@VulcanSays]

Damn Disney's new Pinocchio movie be looking real good 🤣🤣

[@Toxic_Death]

You never run out of ideas 😂 Love you man. No homo of course.

[@onee]

1:38 took me off guard. 🤣🤣🤣

[@WildCraftStudio]

1:37 IM CRYING

[@SjohnyS]

Why couldn't Pinocchio's nose ever grow to be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot 🤣

[@Lunatic89097]

If this was combined with everyone being horny, I can't fathom the ramifications.

[@advaith7324]

1:37 This killed me..💀

[@wheezerYT]

Norman: "You know, I'm something of a liar myself."

[@LSTR_ZeroZeroSeven]

2:20 THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL👌

[@thatoneanimekhorkid]

And thats a jojo stone ocean reference!